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Fraternitas fratrum.
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Fraternitas fratrum.
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Fraternitas fratrum.
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Fraternitas fratrum.
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Fraternitas fratrum.
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Fraternitas fratrum.
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Wait, I'm gonna...
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Ah, no way.
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♪ Oh, what will I do... ♪
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Wait, it was
just here a second ago.
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Shoot, I can't find it.
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♪ Without you,
what will I do... ♪
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Teri.
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- Here's yours.
- Aw.
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I forgot about it till now.
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Got more cheese, bitches!
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Oh, God.
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- Yes.
- I don't think it's gonna be as good as...
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Wait, where's Lindsay?
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Um, I think I saw her
at the library earlier.
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Oh, my God.
Those are so cute.
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That's right,
'cause you can't forget them.
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Teri?
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Hey, Oona. What's up?
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Hey, where are you?
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I'm heading to the lot.
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Wait, you're not coming back?
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I told my grandma I'd be home
for breakfast in the morning.
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But I was your secret Santa,
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and I got the perfect
Lindsay gift.
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- Guess what it is.
- I don't know. What?
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Lindsay. Think.
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Perfect gift.
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Oh, my God.
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You told me yours disappeared.
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And every girl needs
a little self-care.
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Now you'll never need a man.
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Well, at least I got something
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to look forward to next semester.
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Love you, Lindsay.
Have a great break.
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Love you, too.
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What?
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Help! Help! Please!
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Let me in, please.
Help me!
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Pick up, pick up.
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Oh, shit.
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Please, help me!
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Please, help! Please!
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Oh, my God. Thank you.
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No.
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Please.
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I'm sorry. Whatever I did...
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No!
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Help! Help!
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- ♪ J-J-J-Jingle ♪
- ♪ What a beautiful day ♪
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♪ For a ride in a sleigh,
got to get underway ♪
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- ♪ J-J-J-Jingle ♪
- ♪ Take a little town trip ♪
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♪ With a slick little chick
and you figure to click ♪
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- ♪ J-J-J-Jingle ♪
- ♪ You're a slap-happy pair... ♪
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Claudette, you're killing me.
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- I'm up.
- ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in... ♪
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I'm up.
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I have a final in ten minutes,
and I can't find my DivaCup.
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How do you lose a DivaCup?
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With abandon.
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♪ And little baby sister's ♪
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♪ Acting kinda perky ♪
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♪ But most of all ♪
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♪ When snowflakes fall ♪
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♪ I know it's Christmas ♪
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♪ Christmastime... ♪
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Hey, could I borrow
your straightener?
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Riley.
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What the heck?
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I had no idea
you were so good onstage.
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- Why am I singing tonight?
- ♪ Jingle all the way... ♪
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It should be you.
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Where did you find that?
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Kris sent it to me.
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She, um, said that watching
the woman who inspired our song
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would inspire me.
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But it just made me realize
I'm the B-team.
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"B" as in "brilliant"?
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Or "bodacious"
or "breathtaking" or...
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I'm running out of "B" s.
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Uh, yeah, no.
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Uh, barely able
to keep it together
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because I'm so nervous?
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The day of that performance,
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I totally lost my voice
and I couldn't sing.
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- What did you do?
- I was doing everything.
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I was gargling salt water,
I was drinking tea,
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I was rubbing peppermint oil
all over my body, but...
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my big sister Becks
gave me this.
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It's been passed down
from Mu to Mu for generations,
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and it's meant to give
whatever sister has it courage.
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I swear to God,
the second I put it
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in my hair, my voice came back.
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- Whoa.
- Calories, please.
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I'm glad to know I'm not
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the only one who gets nervous.
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Here.
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Wait, are you...
are you giving this to me?
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Mm-hmm.
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As your designated big sister,
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it's my job
to take care of you.
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That's what I'm gonna do.
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Wow. Thank you.
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Hey, Mom.
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Yeah. Yeah, no, no.
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I know I said
I'd call you back,
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but it's only been 15 minutes.
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Hey, Ri.
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I gave you that comb.
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♪ Daddy, buy me that,
make my list for Santa... ♪
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Here, the dress
I borrowed from you,
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all nice, clean, ready for
the orphans' dinner tomorrow.
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Hold on.
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Is it bad we're calling it
"orphans' dinner,"
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since you're a...
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Wait, my parents are dead?
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I...
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I'm kidding.
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You can totally call it
the "orphans' dinner."
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Oh.
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Okay, good, 'cause I thought
it sounded cute,
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like Dickensian or something.
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Where do you want me
to put this?
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Oh, you can keep it.
I never wear it anymore.
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Christmas is the time
for looking sexy, Riley.
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I thought that was Halloween.
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Technically,
it's every holiday.
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- Ho, ho, ho.
- Um, can someone figure out
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how to turn that thing off?
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It, like, woke me up
at 4:00 in the morning.
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- Ho, ho, ho.
- Thank you.
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I'll leave it here for you
for when you change your mind.
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- I won't.
- You will.
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I won't.
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Bye. Have a good break.
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- Grab the duffel.
- Bye, Riley.
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After break, man.
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It's in the Myers building.
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"Men, bonding together,
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"invented culture as a defense
against female nature.
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"Sky-cult was
the most sophisticated step
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"in this process,
for its switch
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"of the creative locus
from earth to sky
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"is a shift from belly magic
to head magic.
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"And from this
defensive head magic
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"has come the spectacular glory
of male civilization,
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"which has lifted woman with it.
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"The very language and logic
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"modern woman uses
to assail patriarchal culture
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were the invention of men."
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Now, who here can tell me
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what they think this writer
is trying to suggest?
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Miss Stone.
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U-Um...
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I think that he's saying
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that women think
with their instincts
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and men think
with their brains,
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and that women
live in men's worlds
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whether they like it or not.
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You said "he."
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What makes you think
the author is a man?
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I...
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It may surprise you to know
that the writer is one
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Dr. Camille...
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...Paglia.
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Now, I just wanted to show you
that there is no way of writing
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that is inherently
male or female.
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And it's very difficult
for me to do my job,
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teaching the curriculum,
which does happen to contain
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many white male writers,
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when there's a petition
circulating to have me fired.
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I have no nefarious plot to
secret away knowledge from you.
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There are no "covert meetings"
in hidden rooms
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where men discuss
how to bury women.
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You, or more likely
your parents,
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are paying a great deal of money
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for you to study
the proper classics.
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And it's my job
to present them to you.
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Enjoy your winter breaks.
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And a Merry Christmas
to you all.
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Hi there. Do you want
to sign my petition against
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Professor Gelson
and the ruthless misogyny
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of higher education...
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Hi. Um, do you want
to sign my petition?
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- Uh, sure.
- It's against Professor Gelson.
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I don't know.
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I just don't really feel like
dealing with my mom right now.
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She's just...
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It doesn't surprise me at all
that my dad left her.
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Anyways, I'm excited to spend
the break with you guys.
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A little less excited for the
dance tonight at DKO, but...
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Are you sure you're cool
with us doing it?
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...higher education. Hi!
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Gelson's going down!
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Would you like to sign my...
Okay.
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50 signatures and counting,
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and this is the beginning
of winter break,
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when traditionally
no one cares about anything.
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You already got the college
to remove the founder's bust
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from the
administration building.
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Isn't that enough crusading
for one semester, Kris?
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- Uh, no.
- Oh.
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Calvin Hawthorne was
a racist and a sexist.
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He owned slaves.
In the North.
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Seriously. He was into
the dark arts and shit.
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I read he, like,
killed disobedient women
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in ritual sacrifices
to male pagan gods.
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Oh, my God, Kris.
You actually believe that?
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And it's not like they
destroyed the freakin' thing.
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The Dekes took it to their frat,
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and now they can
junk off onto it
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and no one has to see it.
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Everyone wins.
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- Where are you going?
- Work.
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Ooh, cool.
I need coffee.
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I still don't understand
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why you want to get him
fired so bad.
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Uh, 'cause he went
totally crazy on me
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when all I did was ask why his
syllabus has no women on it,
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queer people on it,
trans people on it,
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- people of color on it.
- Yeah, but, uh, I mean,
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are we just supposed
to not study the classics?
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Whose classics are they?
'Cause they're not mine.
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Will you at least
sign my petition?
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You of all people should care.
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What happened to Riley is a
completely different thing than
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- what happened to you, Kris.
- I am just saying
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that she might want
to get involved because
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she understands that
if we let men get away with
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- this sort of behavior...
- "She" is right here, you guys.
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Let men get away
with this sort of behavior,
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then they'll get away
with everything.
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They already do.
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I thought we were sisters.
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No? Fine. I get it.
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You guys don't want to fight
the good fight.
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You don't want to confront
the white supremacist
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- patriarchy head-on.
- Kris, come on.
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- Split a snickerdoodle with me?
- No, no. Nope.
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It's fine. I get it.
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I'll sign it.
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Excuse me?
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Yeah. I mean,
I-I thought it was cool
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that you got them to get rid
of Calvin Hawthorne's bust.
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It was kind of creepy.
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Uh, and the way
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Professor Gelson yelled at you
in class was really lame.
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Sorry for the wait.
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No worries.
I... I don't mind waiting.
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Sorry. That was really...
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Thank you.
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Okay, fine.
Give it to me.
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Thank you.
And you know what?
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I would love to split
a snickerdoodle with you.
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- Excuse me. Sorry.
- Excuse me.
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Sorry.
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- Oh. After you.
- Thank you.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you can take this back.
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Oh, no.
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What's up, ladies?
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Can I get an iced coffee?
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Excited for tonight?
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Brian's gonna be there.
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He's coming up from D.C.
to meet the new pledges.
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The only place
Brian Huntley belongs
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is in jail
for what he did to Riley.
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We're going skiing together.
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Don't worry.
It's consensual.
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Screw you, Phil.
00:17:35.165 --> 00:17:38.135
And tell Brian to stay
the hell away from Riley.
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Keep the change.
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What should we do?
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We could pull out,
be conscientious objectors like
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Lindsay and the Delta Sig girls
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and skip the performance
altogether.
00:17:51.382 --> 00:17:53.114
You've been trying to get
out of this for three weeks.
00:17:53.116 --> 00:17:54.383
Come on, we're not bailing.
00:17:54.385 --> 00:17:56.718
- I'll be fine.
- Are you sure?
00:17:56.720 --> 00:17:59.154
It was three years ago.
I can handle it.
00:17:59.156 --> 00:18:01.158
What's the worst
that can happen?
00:18:21.878 --> 00:18:24.112
Do women say the word "dump"?
00:18:24.114 --> 00:18:26.181
I mean, uh, yeah.
00:18:26.183 --> 00:18:29.884
I hate these little cutie names
for just taking a shit.
00:18:29.886 --> 00:18:31.920
I don't think
we say cutie names, do we?
00:18:31.922 --> 00:18:33.721
Is he here?
Did you see him?
00:18:33.723 --> 00:18:34.989
I mean, there's
definitely a difference.
00:18:34.991 --> 00:18:36.057
I don't know.
00:18:36.059 --> 00:18:38.226
That's okay.
That's okay.
00:18:38.228 --> 00:18:40.028
- You guys look so hot.
- Smoosh, can you
00:18:40.030 --> 00:18:42.097
- take a photo of all of us?
- Of course.
00:18:42.099 --> 00:18:44.067
That's what I'm here for.
00:18:46.236 --> 00:18:48.036
Ooh.
00:18:48.038 --> 00:18:50.038
Oh, daddy.
00:18:50.040 --> 00:18:51.206
What are you doing?
Come on.
00:18:51.208 --> 00:18:53.074
Yeah.
00:18:53.076 --> 00:18:55.110
Whoo. Mm-mmm.
00:18:55.112 --> 00:18:56.111
You ready?
00:18:56.113 --> 00:18:58.046
Three, two, one.
00:18:58.048 --> 00:18:59.781
Cheese.
00:18:59.783 --> 00:19:02.117
- Got it.
- I'm glad I wore my push-up bra.
00:19:02.119 --> 00:19:04.453
Yeah, okay.
00:19:04.455 --> 00:19:06.455
My little documentarian.
00:19:06.457 --> 00:19:07.755
I love you so much, baby.
00:19:07.757 --> 00:19:09.057
Where's Helena?
00:19:09.059 --> 00:19:10.758
Oh, she was pounding
vodka sodas earlier,
00:19:10.760 --> 00:19:12.026
but she looked really good.
00:19:12.028 --> 00:19:13.895
Are you okay, Smoosh?
00:19:13.897 --> 00:19:15.464
Yeah. It's just
an allergy headache. I'm fine.
00:19:15.466 --> 00:19:17.765
Seriously, if she screws
this up, I'm gonna kill her.
00:19:17.767 --> 00:19:18.933
Says the girl
who projectile vomited
00:19:18.935 --> 00:19:20.935
at Sophomore Salad Soiree.
00:19:20.937 --> 00:19:22.837
I'm gonna go look for her.
00:19:22.839 --> 00:19:26.107
- "Woman."
- "Woman," sorry, who projectile vomited
00:19:26.109 --> 00:19:28.076
at Sophomore Salad Soiree.
00:20:17.961 --> 00:20:19.095
Fraternitas fratrum.
00:20:20.931 --> 00:20:23.133
The founder wills it so.
00:20:31.875 --> 00:20:34.842
Watch it, pledge.
Break that, and it's all over.
00:20:34.844 --> 00:20:37.178
You'll never be
part of the Deke army.
00:20:37.180 --> 00:20:40.181
Fraternitas fratrum.
00:20:40.183 --> 00:20:42.984
The power of the founder
compels you
00:20:42.986 --> 00:20:46.354
to pledge your loyalty to DKO.
00:20:46.356 --> 00:20:48.856
The founder wills it so.
00:20:59.102 --> 00:21:02.870
Fraternitas fratrum.
00:21:02.872 --> 00:21:05.875
The power
of the founder compels you.
00:21:24.395 --> 00:21:26.162
No, stop.
00:21:38.341 --> 00:21:40.442
You are so sexy.
00:21:40.444 --> 00:21:42.812
- I want you so bad.
- Wait.
00:21:45.882 --> 00:21:47.317
Wait. Wait.
00:21:49.252 --> 00:21:51.620
Wait.
Phil, wait. Wait.
00:21:51.622 --> 00:21:53.921
- Helena?
- Dude, what the hell?
00:21:53.923 --> 00:21:56.057
I've been looking for you.
00:21:56.059 --> 00:21:58.126
Right, you found her,
so get the hell out.
00:21:58.128 --> 00:22:00.328
The girls want to practice
dance one more time.
00:22:00.330 --> 00:22:03.298
I-I guess, I guess
I got to, I got to...
00:22:03.300 --> 00:22:04.968
We were in the middle
of something.
00:22:06.002 --> 00:22:07.837
Do you want me to leave?
00:22:13.310 --> 00:22:15.477
You bitches are all the same.
00:22:15.479 --> 00:22:18.815
You act like you want it, but
you're all a bunch of teases.
00:22:21.318 --> 00:22:24.386
You know, Brian would never
have done what you said he did.
00:22:33.431 --> 00:22:35.063
You okay?
00:22:35.065 --> 00:22:36.465
I don't feel...
00:22:36.467 --> 00:22:40.902
Does vodka mix well
with tequila?
00:22:40.904 --> 00:22:43.237
Yeah, get it all out.
00:22:46.677 --> 00:22:50.244
Well, that'll be a really nice
Christmas gift for him.
00:22:55.285 --> 00:22:58.387
I am such an idiot.
00:22:58.389 --> 00:23:01.390
You're not an idiot.
00:23:01.392 --> 00:23:03.427
I just thought he was cute.
00:23:05.463 --> 00:23:07.261
Should I take you home?
00:23:07.263 --> 00:23:09.997
No.
00:23:09.999 --> 00:23:12.367
No, you stay here.
00:23:12.369 --> 00:23:14.904
You can let the girls down
easy for me.
00:23:16.172 --> 00:23:18.139
Will you promise
you're gonna text me
00:23:18.141 --> 00:23:19.309
as soon as you get home?
00:23:22.546 --> 00:23:25.012
Promise.
00:23:25.014 --> 00:23:27.014
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- All right.
00:23:27.016 --> 00:23:28.450
Oh, daddy.
00:23:28.452 --> 00:23:30.419
Where is she?
00:23:30.421 --> 00:23:32.554
- I put her in an Uber.
- Is she okay?
00:23:32.556 --> 00:23:34.290
She's fine.
She just ate something bad.
00:23:36.527 --> 00:23:38.025
What? She did.
00:23:38.027 --> 00:23:40.027
Maybe it's a sign
we shouldn't sing.
00:23:40.029 --> 00:23:41.197
Ow.
00:23:43.233 --> 00:23:46.134
No. Absolutely not.
00:23:46.136 --> 00:23:48.136
Are you kidding me?
00:23:48.138 --> 00:23:49.738
You've been coaching us
for three weeks,
00:23:49.740 --> 00:23:52.240
you know the choreography,
and you sing.
00:23:52.242 --> 00:23:53.409
Yeah, but he's here.
00:23:53.411 --> 00:23:55.345
It's all the more reason
to do it.
00:23:56.380 --> 00:23:57.515
Jesse, what do you think?
00:23:59.583 --> 00:24:02.285
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
What am I supposed to say?
00:24:03.554 --> 00:24:06.154
This way of life
is unsustainable, Riley.
00:24:06.156 --> 00:24:08.990
What Brian did to you...
it's awful.
00:24:08.992 --> 00:24:11.225
And it's terrible
that nobody believed you.
00:24:11.227 --> 00:24:14.262
But you can't just sit on
the sidelines alone forever.
00:24:14.264 --> 00:24:16.398
You're gonna keep
shrinking and shrinking
00:24:16.400 --> 00:24:18.366
until there's
nothing left of you.
00:24:18.368 --> 00:24:19.367
Hmm?
00:24:19.369 --> 00:24:22.071
You used to be a fighter.
00:24:23.139 --> 00:24:24.974
It's time to be a fighter again.
00:24:27.277 --> 00:24:31.380
If not for yourself,
for your sisters?
00:24:37.253 --> 00:24:38.554
And now,
00:24:38.556 --> 00:24:41.255
the girls from Mu Kappa!
00:24:41.257 --> 00:24:42.491
Women!
00:24:45.028 --> 00:24:46.528
Yeah!
00:25:15.826 --> 00:25:18.027
Rebuild yourself, bitch.
00:25:24.468 --> 00:25:27.368
♪ Up in the frat house,
me and you ♪
00:25:27.370 --> 00:25:30.839
♪ And you know
what I'm there to do ♪
00:25:30.841 --> 00:25:34.141
♪ We're drinking and kissing,
what comes next? ♪
00:25:34.143 --> 00:25:37.345
♪ You and I have S-E-X ♪
00:25:37.347 --> 00:25:39.381
♪ But ho, ho, ho ♪
00:25:39.383 --> 00:25:41.115
♪ I didn't know ♪
00:25:41.117 --> 00:25:43.284
♪ Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know ♪
00:25:43.286 --> 00:25:47.154
♪ Yes, up in the frat house,
one true fact ♪
00:25:48.526 --> 00:25:52.360
♪ And that is that
I got attacked ♪
00:25:52.362 --> 00:25:55.564
♪ Up in the frat house,
shit went down ♪
00:25:55.566 --> 00:25:58.266
♪ And I'm telling
everyone in town ♪
00:25:58.268 --> 00:26:01.302
♪ I didn't lead you on,
for goodness' sake ♪
00:26:01.304 --> 00:26:04.372
♪ I couldn't have
'cause I wasn't awake ♪
00:26:04.374 --> 00:26:05.874
Yes!
00:26:05.876 --> 00:26:08.577
♪ Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know ♪
00:26:08.579 --> 00:26:10.177
♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪
00:26:10.179 --> 00:26:11.312
♪ I didn't know ♪
00:26:11.314 --> 00:26:14.650
♪ Yes, up in the frat house,
click, click, click ♪
00:26:14.652 --> 00:26:17.184
♪ What you guys do
in here is sick ♪
00:26:17.186 --> 00:26:19.621
♪ There's no more protecting you ♪
00:26:19.623 --> 00:26:23.425
♪ No he said, she said
what was true ♪
00:26:23.427 --> 00:26:26.461
♪ Don't say that
this was my fault ♪
00:26:26.463 --> 00:26:29.330
♪ 'Cause what you did
is called assault ♪
00:26:29.332 --> 00:26:30.899
- Yeah!
- ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪
00:26:30.901 --> 00:26:32.668
♪ I didn't know ♪
00:26:32.670 --> 00:26:35.236
♪ Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know ♪
00:26:35.238 --> 00:26:37.606
♪ Yes, up in the frat house,
click, click, click ♪
00:26:37.608 --> 00:26:40.642
♪ You slipped me a roofie
and then your d... ♪
00:26:51.354 --> 00:26:52.621
Maybe that'll teach
Brian Huntley
00:26:52.623 --> 00:26:54.155
not to rape another girl.
00:26:54.157 --> 00:26:55.189
Come on! Hey!
00:26:55.191 --> 00:26:56.458
Let's go!
00:26:56.460 --> 00:26:58.159
Let's leave. Let's go.
00:26:58.161 --> 00:27:00.929
Just keep going.
00:27:00.931 --> 00:27:02.531
Look what I got!
00:27:02.533 --> 00:27:04.499
I can't believe
I just fucking did that!
00:27:04.501 --> 00:27:06.602
Baby Jesus is
smiling down on you, Riley,
00:27:06.604 --> 00:27:08.537
and he wants to thank you
for such a good birthday.
00:27:08.539 --> 00:27:09.605
- Did you see their faces?
- I was ready... I know.
00:27:09.607 --> 00:27:11.573
I was ready to pee myself.
I wasn't even onstage.
00:27:11.575 --> 00:27:13.742
- Oh, my God. - I had no idea...
- Riley!
00:27:13.744 --> 00:27:15.477
It's the North Pole's
best kept secret.
00:27:15.479 --> 00:27:16.545
Oh, really?
00:27:16.547 --> 00:27:18.380
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, uh...
00:27:18.382 --> 00:27:21.315
- it's Riley, right?
- Yeah.
00:27:21.317 --> 00:27:23.652
Um, that was really good.
00:27:23.654 --> 00:27:25.186
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
00:27:25.188 --> 00:27:26.388
Uh, I was really impressed.
00:27:26.390 --> 00:27:28.157
That-that takes guts.
00:27:30.259 --> 00:27:32.761
Uh, I'm Landon.
00:27:32.763 --> 00:27:35.464
Hey, guys, come on.
00:27:35.466 --> 00:27:37.298
Cake. Let's go sneak
into the café.
00:27:37.300 --> 00:27:39.300
- Come on.
- No. I should probably go home.
00:27:39.302 --> 00:27:41.603
- No. It is midnight on our last day...
- I...
00:27:41.605 --> 00:27:44.271
...of our last fall semester
of college ever.
00:27:44.273 --> 00:27:45.807
You're not bailing.
Come on. Live a little.
00:27:45.809 --> 00:27:48.275
Do you want to come with us?
00:27:48.277 --> 00:27:50.479
Uh... nah, I got to...
00:27:50.481 --> 00:27:52.681
Yeah. I-I'm-I'm probably
gonna go home any...
00:27:52.683 --> 00:27:54.348
Why am I telling you that?
00:27:54.350 --> 00:27:56.685
- Like, okay.
- Ugh.
00:27:56.687 --> 00:27:58.252
Hey, you know what?
00:27:58.254 --> 00:28:01.322
Actually,
screw those Dekes, man.
00:28:01.324 --> 00:28:02.457
They suck.
00:28:02.459 --> 00:28:04.459
- Uh, they can return the equipment.
- Okay, well, let me
00:28:04.461 --> 00:28:05.326
just text my friend Helena,
00:28:05.328 --> 00:28:06.461
- make sure she got home okay.
- Okay.
00:28:06.463 --> 00:28:08.295
Mm, she already sent
a group text to all of us.
00:28:08.297 --> 00:28:10.799
Says, "How is swiff.
00:28:10.801 --> 00:28:13.300
"Traking the ampersant
30 train tom.
00:28:13.302 --> 00:28:15.302
See you next yeat!"
00:28:15.304 --> 00:28:17.472
- So, I think we're all good.
- All right. Let's go.
00:28:17.474 --> 00:28:18.540
Yay!
00:28:18.542 --> 00:28:20.341
Landon, you can hold this.
00:28:20.343 --> 00:28:22.343
Thank you.
00:28:56.613 --> 00:28:58.447
Oh, wait. Okay. Uh, f...
00:28:58.449 --> 00:29:00.482
I've got one.
00:29:00.484 --> 00:29:03.719
Um, why is Santa Claus scared
00:29:03.721 --> 00:29:05.654
of getting stuck
in the chimney?
00:29:07.057 --> 00:29:11.325
Oh, this is gonna be bad.
00:29:11.327 --> 00:29:14.596
Because he's claustrophobic.
00:29:14.598 --> 00:29:16.431
- Mm, that's actually not so bad.
- Not so bad.
00:29:16.433 --> 00:29:17.364
- Not so b...
- Not so...
00:29:17.366 --> 00:29:20.502
It's pretty, it's pretty good.
00:29:20.504 --> 00:29:22.771
Are you going to invite
your new friend
00:29:22.773 --> 00:29:24.673
over for our
orphans' Christmas dinner?
00:29:24.675 --> 00:29:26.742
"Orphans' Christmas dinner"?
00:29:26.744 --> 00:29:30.545
It's, like, a potluck we do
for anybody
00:29:30.547 --> 00:29:32.547
who's left over here
over the break.
00:29:32.549 --> 00:29:34.082
7:00. Are you here?
00:29:34.084 --> 00:29:35.884
Uh, yeah.
I don't leave until Sunday.
00:29:35.886 --> 00:29:38.352
So... I mean, is that o...
00:29:38.354 --> 00:29:39.621
- Are you cool... with...
- Mm.
00:29:39.623 --> 00:29:40.624
Okay.
00:29:41.658 --> 00:29:43.692
Good girl.
00:29:43.694 --> 00:29:45.527
Let's not pretend
like I'm the only one.
00:29:45.529 --> 00:29:47.896
I'm wearing a thong
and some other underwear.
00:29:47.898 --> 00:29:49.731
I'm not wearing anything.
00:29:49.733 --> 00:29:52.768
How come you've never
talked to me before?
00:29:52.770 --> 00:29:55.304
You come into the café
every day.
00:29:56.573 --> 00:29:58.575
I, um...
00:30:00.110 --> 00:30:04.112
I... uh, it just takes me
a while to figure out how to...
00:30:04.114 --> 00:30:06.414
approach things.
00:30:06.416 --> 00:30:07.816
But don't give up
on me, though.
00:30:07.818 --> 00:30:11.486
I... I always
figure it out eventually.
00:30:11.488 --> 00:30:13.423
- Mm.
- So...
00:31:44.014 --> 00:31:46.648
Hello?
00:31:46.650 --> 00:31:47.985
Anyone there?
00:32:44.875 --> 00:32:47.809
The star of the evening.
00:32:47.811 --> 00:32:50.111
I can't believe you did that
in front of Brian last night.
00:32:50.113 --> 00:32:52.514
What?
00:32:52.516 --> 00:32:53.982
I don't know. I thought
I'd feel good about it,
00:32:53.984 --> 00:32:55.283
but I just feel weird.
00:32:55.285 --> 00:32:57.521
Dude. You won.
00:32:58.722 --> 00:32:59.854
Enjoy it.
00:32:59.856 --> 00:33:01.658
All right.
00:33:02.592 --> 00:33:03.992
I got to pack.
00:33:03.994 --> 00:33:05.927
My sister... biological...
00:33:05.929 --> 00:33:07.996
will string me up
if I'm late for the train.
00:33:07.998 --> 00:33:10.031
Promise to
take good care of Claudette.
00:33:10.033 --> 00:33:12.133
- I promise.
- And don't overfeed her.
00:33:12.135 --> 00:33:13.935
It took an entire year
to slim her down
00:33:13.937 --> 00:33:14.936
after last winter break.
00:33:14.938 --> 00:33:16.938
Happy holidays, Franny.
00:33:16.940 --> 00:33:20.010
Hey, Merry Christmas
from this Jew to you.
00:33:24.948 --> 00:33:27.048
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
We've got errands to run.
00:33:27.050 --> 00:33:29.084
- Has anyone seen my mitten?
- Hey. He's stressing me out.
00:33:29.086 --> 00:33:30.752
He's in father goose mode.
00:33:30.754 --> 00:33:32.620
- It'll pass.
- Has anyone seen my other mitten?
00:33:32.622 --> 00:33:34.155
- Let's go!
- I think someone was here
00:33:34.157 --> 00:33:35.957
- from DKO last night.
- What? Why?
00:33:35.959 --> 00:33:37.959
Look, it's the same stuff
that was at the frat.
00:33:37.961 --> 00:33:39.894
- Why is all our stuff missing?
- Cheap champagne will do that.
00:33:39.896 --> 00:33:41.763
What do you think it is?
Do you think it's paint?
00:33:41.765 --> 00:33:43.932
- The dirty junk of frat boy scum.
- No, I'm serious.
00:33:43.934 --> 00:33:45.734
I think they're planning
a prank or something.
00:33:45.736 --> 00:33:47.902
Ah, right. The classic
painting the cat's paws prank.
00:33:47.904 --> 00:33:50.171
They probably took Jesse's crystal,
00:33:50.173 --> 00:33:51.673
my mitten
and Fran's DivaCup, too.
00:33:51.675 --> 00:33:52.774
Ho, ho, ho.
00:33:52.776 --> 00:33:54.175
Okay. If the girth of this tree
00:33:54.177 --> 00:33:56.077
isn't how I want it,
I know I'm blaming you guys
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:57.645
'cause you took
frickin' forever to get ready.
00:33:57.647 --> 00:33:58.613
We can't control
a girth of a tree.
00:33:58.615 --> 00:34:00.081
Well, yeah, you can.
If we got there in time,
00:34:00.083 --> 00:34:00.982
there would... I don't know.
00:34:00.984 --> 00:34:02.884
Nate, did you get
this door fixed yet?
00:34:02.886 --> 00:34:04.085
- Let's go! Riley, come on!
- Coming.
00:34:04.087 --> 00:34:05.820
I'm coming.
00:34:05.822 --> 00:34:07.989
Ow.
00:34:09.926 --> 00:34:11.126
Drive, drive, drive!
00:34:11.128 --> 00:34:12.160
Good?
00:34:12.162 --> 00:34:13.797
Let's do it.
00:34:22.172 --> 00:34:23.807
Claudette?
00:34:29.646 --> 00:34:30.845
Claudette?
00:34:32.115 --> 00:34:34.117
Claudette?
Are you in here?
00:34:43.026 --> 00:34:44.959
If you make me late
for the train,
00:34:44.961 --> 00:34:46.963
I swear I'm never
feeding you again.
00:34:48.965 --> 00:34:50.932
Ask my childhood hamster.
00:34:50.934 --> 00:34:52.936
He's super dead.
00:34:55.172 --> 00:34:57.839
Claudette? Seriously.
00:34:57.841 --> 00:34:59.843
Where are you?
00:35:03.213 --> 00:35:05.747
Sweetheart?
00:35:05.749 --> 00:35:07.682
Where are you?
00:35:11.021 --> 00:35:13.023
Are you hurt, angel?
00:35:19.729 --> 00:35:21.665
Oh, there you are.
00:35:23.700 --> 00:35:25.867
Ooh, I like that one.
The tree the guy has.
00:35:25.869 --> 00:35:27.936
That means it's taken. Mm-hmm.
00:35:27.938 --> 00:35:29.904
Options.
00:35:29.906 --> 00:35:32.774
That's a little bit of you, isn't it?
00:35:32.776 --> 00:35:34.008
- This one's, you know, humble.
- Mm?
00:35:34.010 --> 00:35:35.043
This guy's leaning.
00:35:35.045 --> 00:35:36.678
- I think you...
- Humble?
00:35:36.680 --> 00:35:38.146
I think this one deserves
a loving home.
00:35:38.148 --> 00:35:41.216
- Guys, this one.
- Yeah.
00:35:41.218 --> 00:35:43.051
No.
00:35:43.053 --> 00:35:45.053
- This is it.
- Kris.
00:35:45.055 --> 00:35:47.122
- I cannot afford something that big.
- No, it's okay.
00:35:47.124 --> 00:35:49.791
My dad left me his card
so I can spend whatever I want
00:35:49.793 --> 00:35:52.160
over winter break 'cause he
bailed on our St. Barts trip.
00:35:52.162 --> 00:35:53.962
All right. Let's do it.
00:35:53.964 --> 00:35:55.697
- Do you need any help, baby?
- Oh.
00:35:55.699 --> 00:35:57.232
- No. I got it.
- Whoa. - Okay.
00:35:57.234 --> 00:35:58.900
You're doing the most.
00:35:58.902 --> 00:36:00.034
All right.
00:36:09.279 --> 00:36:11.045
Keep going. Keep going.
00:36:24.094 --> 00:36:25.894
Hello?
00:36:28.899 --> 00:36:30.832
Hello?
00:36:34.971 --> 00:36:36.771
Hello?
00:36:36.773 --> 00:36:38.273
Oh, thank God I got through.
00:36:38.275 --> 00:36:40.808
- It's Helena's mom.
- Oh, hi, Mrs. Rittenhouse.
00:36:40.810 --> 00:36:42.810
Do you know where Helena is?
00:36:42.812 --> 00:36:45.013
She was supposed to be here
a few hours ago,
00:36:45.015 --> 00:36:47.182
and I haven't heard from her
since yesterday.
00:36:47.184 --> 00:36:49.117
I'm a little worried.
00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:50.985
Well, um,
00:36:50.987 --> 00:36:52.987
I'm not there right now,
00:36:52.989 --> 00:36:55.023
but I can check
as soon as I get back.
00:36:55.025 --> 00:36:56.057
Oh, would you?
00:36:56.059 --> 00:36:57.859
Oh, that would be,
that would be really great.
00:36:57.861 --> 00:36:59.127
- Of course.
- Thank you so much, Riley.
00:36:59.129 --> 00:37:00.962
- Okay.
- Thank you.
00:37:00.964 --> 00:37:02.830
- Bye.
- Okay, bye.
00:37:08.872 --> 00:37:12.374
♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪
00:37:12.376 --> 00:37:14.209
- ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪
- Franny?
00:37:14.211 --> 00:37:15.544
- ♪ La-la-la-la ♪
- Oh, shoot.
00:37:15.546 --> 00:37:16.911
She must have
already gone home.
00:37:16.913 --> 00:37:19.113
- ♪ 'Tis the season... ♪
- Okay.
00:37:19.115 --> 00:37:20.782
I need to get started
on the ham.
00:37:20.784 --> 00:37:23.851
Can you please lift it up?
00:37:23.853 --> 00:37:26.120
Hey, can you
go grab the stand, please?
00:37:26.122 --> 00:37:27.355
Helena?
00:37:27.357 --> 00:37:29.257
And you go up, up.
00:37:29.259 --> 00:37:32.160
Go. Go grab that side.
00:37:56.152 --> 00:37:57.952
Hey, it's Helena.
00:37:57.954 --> 00:37:59.988
Leave a message
or just be a dear
00:37:59.990 --> 00:38:02.090
and send me a text next time.
00:38:02.092 --> 00:38:03.994
Hey, it's Riley.
00:38:05.262 --> 00:38:08.263
Can you give me a call
when you get this?
00:38:08.265 --> 00:38:11.232
Your mom called,
and I'm worried about you.
00:38:11.234 --> 00:38:13.136
Love you. Bye.
00:38:28.184 --> 00:38:29.317
She's not there.
00:38:29.319 --> 00:38:31.119
Her phone's off.
00:38:31.121 --> 00:38:33.389
And Lindsay from Delta Sig
didn't get home, either.
00:38:33.391 --> 00:38:36.425
I think we should tell campus
security that she's missing.
00:38:36.427 --> 00:38:38.192
Okay, let's not forget that
00:38:38.194 --> 00:38:40.295
she did have
food poisoning last night
00:38:40.297 --> 00:38:44.198
and could've easily overslept
and gotten on a later train.
00:38:44.200 --> 00:38:46.334
- She is only a couple hours late.
- Damn, babe.
00:38:46.336 --> 00:38:48.336
- Can you hold it straight?
- I'm dealing with something
00:38:48.338 --> 00:38:50.071
a little more important
right now, Smoosh.
00:38:50.073 --> 00:38:51.339
It's snowy as hell out there.
00:38:51.341 --> 00:38:52.874
Her shit probably got delayed.
00:38:52.876 --> 00:38:54.142
Please just hold
the tree straight.
00:38:54.144 --> 00:38:56.478
Why are you so grouchy
right now?
00:38:56.480 --> 00:38:58.980
I'm not being grouchy.
00:38:58.982 --> 00:39:00.416
I just want to get the tree up.
00:39:00.418 --> 00:39:01.916
- Hold. Okay?
- Okay, look. You just made it crooked.
00:39:01.918 --> 00:39:03.017
This is so inefficient.
I love it.
00:39:03.019 --> 00:39:06.220
Guys, do I just turn on
the oven and put the ham in?
00:39:06.222 --> 00:39:07.957
It seems too easy.
00:39:09.393 --> 00:39:12.228
Something doesn't feel right.
00:40:15.493 --> 00:40:17.325
Riley.
00:40:17.327 --> 00:40:20.263
- Hey.
- Hey.
00:40:22.098 --> 00:40:23.499
What are you doing here?
00:40:23.501 --> 00:40:26.067
Hello to you, too.
00:40:26.069 --> 00:40:27.301
Sorry. I...
00:40:27.303 --> 00:40:29.303
Uh, I was just brushing up
00:40:29.305 --> 00:40:32.308
to beat you at bad jokes
later tonight.
00:40:35.579 --> 00:40:37.311
You okay?
00:40:37.313 --> 00:40:38.948
Did you...
00:40:40.751 --> 00:40:43.419
Have you been DMing me?
00:40:43.421 --> 00:40:45.188
Me?
00:40:46.189 --> 00:40:47.321
No.
00:40:47.323 --> 00:40:50.057
I... I don't have social media.
00:40:50.059 --> 00:40:53.161
I'm freaked out
by all the privacy stuff.
00:40:53.163 --> 00:40:55.464
But I'd get it.
00:40:55.466 --> 00:40:58.101
Uh, I'd DM you
if you wanted me to.
00:41:02.172 --> 00:41:04.473
- I've got to go.
- All right.
00:41:04.475 --> 00:41:06.775
Uh, s-still on for tonight?
00:41:06.777 --> 00:41:08.978
- Sure.
- Okay.
00:41:25.396 --> 00:41:28.564
♪ A brand-new Christmas ♪
00:41:28.566 --> 00:41:32.501
♪ The season will be
greeting us anew... ♪
00:41:34.605 --> 00:41:36.638
Can I help you?
00:41:36.640 --> 00:41:39.376
Um, one of my roommates
is missing.
00:41:40.377 --> 00:41:41.610
Helena Rittenhouse.
00:41:41.612 --> 00:41:44.147
- She's a sophomore.
- Missing?
00:41:45.583 --> 00:41:47.281
- It's winter break.
- I know.
00:41:47.283 --> 00:41:50.385
But she was supposed to be
home earlier today,
00:41:50.387 --> 00:41:52.488
and her mom called 'cause
she hasn't gotten home yet.
00:41:52.490 --> 00:41:55.189
Could just be a delay
of some sort. Snow.
00:41:55.191 --> 00:41:56.592
Right.
00:41:56.594 --> 00:42:00.129
But... I've been getting
these weird DMs.
00:42:02.198 --> 00:42:03.266
Direct messages.
00:42:04.468 --> 00:42:06.133
Messages on apps.
00:42:06.135 --> 00:42:08.437
Yes. DMs.
00:42:08.439 --> 00:42:10.271
Well, I've been getting them
since this morning,
00:42:10.273 --> 00:42:15.142
and they're from a Calvin
Hawthorne account, which I...
00:42:15.144 --> 00:42:18.614
My sisters and I did
this stupid performance
00:42:18.616 --> 00:42:22.551
last night at DKO
kind of making fun of them.
00:42:22.553 --> 00:42:27.422
And one of their alums,
Brian Huntley, is visiting.
00:42:27.424 --> 00:42:28.390
And you think what?
00:42:28.392 --> 00:42:31.560
This Brian Huntley guy
abducted your friend
00:42:31.562 --> 00:42:34.429
and is pretending to be
the dead founder
00:42:34.431 --> 00:42:37.499
of Hawthorne College
sending you DMs?
00:42:37.501 --> 00:42:39.568
No. Um...
00:42:39.570 --> 00:42:41.436
But I...
00:42:41.438 --> 00:42:45.306
I just feel like
they could be related.
00:42:45.308 --> 00:42:48.144
Yeah, well, we need more than
feelings in this business.
00:42:50.280 --> 00:42:52.714
♪ Grab some friends
and sing aloud... ♪
00:42:52.716 --> 00:42:54.248
Mmm.
00:42:54.250 --> 00:42:57.218
May I?
00:42:57.220 --> 00:43:02.158
♪ Thank God I've got you
to keep me warm... ♪
00:43:04.193 --> 00:43:05.427
Who's Landon?
00:43:05.429 --> 00:43:06.528
Excuse me?
00:43:06.530 --> 00:43:08.296
Landon?
00:43:08.298 --> 00:43:10.197
You asked this person
if it's Landon.
00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:12.467
Oh, he's some guy
that I met last night,
00:43:12.469 --> 00:43:14.636
but it's d-definitely not him.
00:43:14.638 --> 00:43:16.405
You're willing
to accuse Huntley of
00:43:16.407 --> 00:43:18.507
locking your friend
in his basement,
00:43:18.509 --> 00:43:20.909
but you're sure that
this guy that you just met
00:43:20.911 --> 00:43:22.143
has nothing to do with it?
00:43:22.145 --> 00:43:24.746
I'm not... I didn't say that
she was locked in the basement.
00:43:24.748 --> 00:43:26.247
What are you saying?
00:43:26.249 --> 00:43:28.351
I'm saying...
00:43:30.521 --> 00:43:33.220
...that my friend is missing.
00:43:38.696 --> 00:43:40.698
Anybody home?
00:43:43.467 --> 00:43:45.567
Seems like no one's here.
00:43:45.569 --> 00:43:47.368
Look, I get
that you're worried,
00:43:47.370 --> 00:43:49.270
but I've seen
a lot of these cases,
00:43:49.272 --> 00:43:52.507
and nine times out of ten, the
girl's just with a boyfriend.
00:43:52.509 --> 00:43:55.510
If she's not back by tomorrow,
come see me.
00:43:55.512 --> 00:43:56.645
That's it?
00:43:56.647 --> 00:43:59.548
Wh-What about the messages?
00:43:59.550 --> 00:44:00.782
I wouldn't worry about those.
00:44:00.784 --> 00:44:02.484
Like you say,
they're probably just
00:44:02.486 --> 00:44:04.519
pissed about
the little show you put on.
00:44:04.521 --> 00:44:07.323
Boys will be... well, you know.
00:44:09.258 --> 00:44:10.527
Can I give you a ride home?
00:44:12.696 --> 00:44:14.463
No. I'm okay.
00:44:14.465 --> 00:44:16.465
All right. Have a good break.
00:44:59.342 --> 00:45:01.376
Oh.
00:45:01.378 --> 00:45:02.744
I'm sorry.
00:45:02.746 --> 00:45:04.345
I was, um...
00:45:04.347 --> 00:45:06.313
- No, no. I'm sorry.
- I, uh...
00:45:06.315 --> 00:45:09.685
Looking for a comb that I lost.
00:45:09.687 --> 00:45:11.453
But I...
00:45:13.457 --> 00:45:15.724
I can come back.
00:45:15.726 --> 00:45:17.226
Nonsense.
00:45:17.795 --> 00:45:19.628
I have a key.
00:45:19.630 --> 00:45:21.398
Please.
00:45:24.468 --> 00:45:26.333
I promised
I'd let the cleaners in
00:45:26.335 --> 00:45:29.270
while the boys
went on their ski trip.
00:45:29.272 --> 00:45:31.305
I hope you don't mind
my saying so,
00:45:31.307 --> 00:45:36.343
but a few of the boys did
confide in me that the prank
00:45:36.345 --> 00:45:38.814
Mu Kappa played last night
went a little bit too far.
00:45:38.816 --> 00:45:42.851
I think it only right
Miss Waterson remove the video.
00:45:42.853 --> 00:45:45.821
It's online?
00:45:45.823 --> 00:45:47.489
Now, which key is it?
00:45:47.491 --> 00:45:50.559
Well, I'm not entirely sure
how these things work,
00:45:50.561 --> 00:45:52.627
but it did seem to be
heavily watched.
00:45:52.629 --> 00:45:56.064
30,000 views or something.
00:45:56.066 --> 00:45:58.767
The video she posted of me
garnered less than half that.
00:45:58.769 --> 00:46:01.335
Between this
and her petition against me,
00:46:01.337 --> 00:46:03.739
it seems Miss Waterson's
passion for equality
00:46:03.741 --> 00:46:05.743
cannot be bridled.
00:46:08.712 --> 00:46:11.715
Oh, dear.
I didn't mean to bring that up.
00:46:13.484 --> 00:46:14.783
It's just...
00:46:14.785 --> 00:46:17.488
Hawthorne means so much to me.
00:46:19.523 --> 00:46:22.591
This school has
200 years of history.
00:46:22.593 --> 00:46:26.497
Many sacrifices have been made
to keep our traditions alive.
00:46:30.634 --> 00:46:32.534
I just wanted to make sure
you're aware of
00:46:32.536 --> 00:46:35.704
the possible
legal repercussions.
00:46:35.706 --> 00:46:36.872
The public accusation
at the end
00:46:36.874 --> 00:46:38.475
could be considered defamatory.
00:46:41.111 --> 00:46:43.344
Let's see if this works,
shall we?
00:46:44.815 --> 00:46:47.883
Ah. There we go.
00:46:47.885 --> 00:46:50.519
After you.
00:46:50.521 --> 00:46:51.787
I have to go.
00:46:51.789 --> 00:46:53.757
What about your comb?
00:46:54.792 --> 00:46:57.559
Miss Stone.
00:47:06.837 --> 00:47:11.139
♪ Here comes Mary Christmas,
ready as can be... ♪
00:47:11.141 --> 00:47:13.508
I can't believe
how easy it was to cook.
00:47:13.510 --> 00:47:15.944
I could've been making ham
all my life.
00:47:15.946 --> 00:47:18.482
- Babe, can you help me a little bit?
- Mmm.
00:47:19.516 --> 00:47:21.317
Since when do you drink beer?
00:47:21.985 --> 00:47:24.386
I like beer.
00:47:24.388 --> 00:47:25.787
Okay, new game.
Top three animals.
00:47:25.789 --> 00:47:27.789
- Go.
- That's a dumb game.
00:47:27.791 --> 00:47:29.724
- Well, then you don't have to play.
- Nate.
00:47:29.726 --> 00:47:30.792
Okay. Marty, you go first.
00:47:30.794 --> 00:47:33.762
Um, I actually can't right now.
I'm a little busy.
00:47:33.764 --> 00:47:34.830
Please?
00:47:34.832 --> 00:47:37.532
Okay. Fine. Um...
00:47:37.534 --> 00:47:39.167
The first one would
probably be an owl,
00:47:39.169 --> 00:47:40.902
and then a bunny,
and then an ant.
00:47:40.904 --> 00:47:42.604
Wow.
00:47:42.606 --> 00:47:44.573
Ant. That's bold.
00:47:44.575 --> 00:47:45.807
What's the game?
00:47:45.809 --> 00:47:48.977
Okay. Number one animal, owl...
that's how you see yourself.
00:47:48.979 --> 00:47:50.545
- I see that.
- Mm-hmm.
00:47:50.547 --> 00:47:52.414
Number two animal, um, bunny...
00:47:52.416 --> 00:47:53.615
that's what you look for
in a romantic partner.
00:47:53.617 --> 00:47:54.816
Not today, apparently.
00:47:54.818 --> 00:47:56.751
And then third animal, ant...
00:47:56.753 --> 00:47:58.753
that's what you want
in friends.
00:47:58.755 --> 00:48:01.857
Why the ant, Marty?
00:48:01.859 --> 00:48:02.858
I don't know.
00:48:02.860 --> 00:48:04.759
I guess they're strong,
00:48:04.761 --> 00:48:06.795
and they're all kind of, like, one unit.
00:48:06.797 --> 00:48:08.697
Um, and you can't kill an ant
00:48:08.699 --> 00:48:10.465
because they're all
an extension of the others.
00:48:10.467 --> 00:48:11.935
That's really poetic.
00:48:13.537 --> 00:48:14.703
What the hell, Kris?!
00:48:14.705 --> 00:48:15.971
Did you talk
to campus security?
00:48:15.973 --> 00:48:17.839
You posted the video
from last night online?
00:48:17.841 --> 00:48:19.641
Yeah. Why?
Is it getting views?
00:48:19.643 --> 00:48:20.909
Did you watch it
the whole way through?
00:48:20.911 --> 00:48:21.977
Uh, I didn't need to.
I lived it.
00:48:21.979 --> 00:48:23.845
Maybe that'll
teach Brian Huntley
00:48:23.847 --> 00:48:24.980
not to rape another girl.
00:48:24.982 --> 00:48:26.516
Oh, God.
00:48:29.453 --> 00:48:31.052
- Okay.
- No. Where are you going?
00:48:31.054 --> 00:48:33.989
I'm gonna go get Christmas
lights for the dinner decor.
00:48:33.991 --> 00:48:36.458
When you guys fight,
it high-key stresses me out.
00:48:36.460 --> 00:48:38.927
Look, okay, I'm gonna cut
that part out right now.
00:48:38.929 --> 00:48:41.930
It already has, like,
50,000 views.
00:48:41.932 --> 00:48:44.699
Well, yeah.
I-I thought the point of
00:48:44.701 --> 00:48:47.636
calling out frat boy rape
culture was to inspire women.
00:48:47.638 --> 00:48:50.538
We're not inspiring people.
00:48:50.540 --> 00:48:51.973
We're pissing people off.
00:48:51.975 --> 00:48:53.942
Gelson is cornering me.
00:48:53.944 --> 00:48:57.879
I'm getting messed-up DMs
from God-knows-who.
00:48:57.881 --> 00:49:00.982
- Helena's disappeared, and now the whole world...
- Wait, wait.
00:49:00.984 --> 00:49:02.951
- Hold on. Hold on. No, no, no.
- ...knows that Brian Huntley...
00:49:02.953 --> 00:49:04.953
Wait, wait. Back up. Hold on.
You're getting weird DMs?
00:49:04.955 --> 00:49:07.555
- Yeah.
- So am I.
00:49:07.557 --> 00:49:12.027
♪ ...Mary is,
Santa's sure to go ♪
00:49:12.029 --> 00:49:14.696
♪ Oh ♪
00:49:14.698 --> 00:49:17.832
♪ Here comes Mary Christmas ♪
00:49:17.834 --> 00:49:20.969
♪ Ready as can be ♪
00:49:20.971 --> 00:49:24.940
♪ With a smile as bright
as the brightest light... ♪
00:49:34.584 --> 00:49:35.852
Okay.
00:49:45.128 --> 00:49:46.830
Christmas lights.
00:49:47.831 --> 00:49:49.597
Christmas lights.
00:49:49.599 --> 00:49:50.699
What did Gelson say?
00:49:50.701 --> 00:49:51.833
- Kris, are you getting them?
- Yes. Just ignore them.
00:49:51.835 --> 00:49:54.602
They are boys with heavy
testicles. Did he threaten you?
00:49:54.604 --> 00:49:56.738
No. He just made it
pretty clear that he wants you
00:49:56.740 --> 00:49:57.572
to drop the petition.
00:49:57.574 --> 00:49:58.974
So he thinks
that he can threaten us
00:49:58.976 --> 00:50:00.608
and then we'll just drop this.
00:50:00.610 --> 00:50:03.778
- Okay...
- This is just getting started!
00:50:03.780 --> 00:50:05.916
- No. How about we...
- You're not listening to me!
00:50:08.752 --> 00:50:10.885
No.
00:50:12.055 --> 00:50:13.690
Bingo.
00:50:20.063 --> 00:50:21.698
Let's see.
00:50:23.633 --> 00:50:24.901
Shit.
00:50:26.169 --> 00:50:28.038
Christmas lights.
00:50:36.980 --> 00:50:38.982
Do Christmas lights expire?
00:50:40.784 --> 00:50:42.052
Ugh.
00:50:44.588 --> 00:50:46.187
Wait.
00:50:46.189 --> 00:50:48.525
Let's try these.
00:50:55.132 --> 00:50:57.732
Okay.
00:50:58.735 --> 00:50:59.834
Helena wouldn't even be missing
00:50:59.836 --> 00:51:02.137
if I'd just gone home
like I wanted to instead of
00:51:02.139 --> 00:51:03.938
you forcing me
to sing your dumb song.
00:51:03.940 --> 00:51:06.941
My song? That was my song?
We did that for you!
00:51:06.943 --> 00:51:08.810
I wouldn't have
sung it if you didn't...
00:51:08.812 --> 00:51:11.679
You're so,
you're so pushy, Kris!
00:51:11.681 --> 00:51:12.747
You never stop, do you?
00:51:12.749 --> 00:51:14.816
You just push and you push.
00:51:14.818 --> 00:51:16.084
I don't stop
because they don't stop!
00:51:16.086 --> 00:51:18.820
Well, not everybody
wants to be like you!
00:51:18.822 --> 00:51:21.656
Some of us are
quite happy to...
00:51:21.658 --> 00:51:23.660
To just disappear!
00:51:24.861 --> 00:51:26.963
What did you girls expect?
00:51:28.999 --> 00:51:30.965
- Excuse me?
- I told you something like this
00:51:30.967 --> 00:51:31.900
was gonna happen.
00:51:31.902 --> 00:51:33.935
Okay? You humiliated
those guys up there.
00:51:33.937 --> 00:51:34.903
Of course they're pissed.
00:51:34.905 --> 00:51:36.704
And that gives them
an excuse to harass us?
00:51:36.706 --> 00:51:38.706
What... If a bunch of
frat bros had gotten up
00:51:38.708 --> 00:51:39.908
and sang a song about how,
00:51:39.910 --> 00:51:40.909
I don't know,
women were just bimbos
00:51:40.911 --> 00:51:42.977
who liked to show off
their tits, then yeah,
00:51:42.979 --> 00:51:44.879
- you'd be livid.
- It's a little different, Smoosh.
00:51:44.881 --> 00:51:47.182
How? Why are you allowed to say
all this shit about men,
00:51:47.184 --> 00:51:48.950
and we're supposed to just
sit here and take it?
00:51:48.952 --> 00:51:50.587
Because men have all the power.
00:51:51.254 --> 00:51:53.788
Not all men have power.
00:51:53.790 --> 00:51:55.723
- Did you just "not all men" me? Did you just...
- Don't.
00:51:55.725 --> 00:51:57.792
Not all men are rapists, Kris!
00:51:57.794 --> 00:51:59.027
- Okay? I'm not.
- No. Nobody...
00:51:59.029 --> 00:52:01.129
But you just lump me in with
the bad ones because I'm a man?
00:52:01.131 --> 00:52:02.730
No. Nobody is calling you
a rapist.
00:52:02.732 --> 00:52:03.965
- You imply it with your man-hating.
- "Man-hating"?
00:52:03.967 --> 00:52:05.266
- What did I say that was so offensive?
- Okay.
00:52:05.268 --> 00:52:06.734
Hon, just calm down.
We're trying to have
00:52:06.736 --> 00:52:07.836
- a rational conversation.
- "Calm down"?
00:52:07.838 --> 00:52:09.804
- Yeah.
- You want me to calm down?! Let's calm down!
00:52:09.806 --> 00:52:11.739
Yeah, I want you to calm
down. Okay. You just trying...
00:52:11.741 --> 00:52:13.174
- Shut up!
- What would you do if I grabbed you like this?!
00:52:13.176 --> 00:52:14.943
- Get out! Get out!
- You know what?
00:52:14.945 --> 00:52:16.845
- You need to leave.
- The second I have a good point...
00:52:16.847 --> 00:52:18.046
- Leave! I don't give a shit!
- No, no!
00:52:18.048 --> 00:52:19.013
The second I have a good point,
00:52:19.015 --> 00:52:20.048
- you tell me to leave you?!
- Who are you?!
00:52:20.050 --> 00:52:21.149
- Get out of here!
- You know, I should've just
00:52:21.151 --> 00:52:21.916
- dumped you last semester...
- I don't give a shit!
00:52:21.918 --> 00:52:26.154
- Get out!
- You're hysterical.
00:52:26.156 --> 00:52:27.188
Jesus!
00:52:27.190 --> 00:52:28.723
Oh, my God!
00:52:34.231 --> 00:52:37.298
"I will bring you
to your knees"?
00:52:41.905 --> 00:52:43.805
"And you will beg for mercy"?
00:52:49.246 --> 00:52:52.247
- There.
- What did you just do?
00:52:52.249 --> 00:52:54.249
I said, "Hey, Calvin Hawthorne.
Why don't you come down here,
00:52:54.251 --> 00:52:56.784
bite my ass, and make me
a panini on my mom's press?"
00:52:56.786 --> 00:52:57.785
Oh, my...
00:53:00.257 --> 00:53:02.123
What was that?
00:53:08.265 --> 00:53:10.131
Run!
00:53:10.133 --> 00:53:12.936
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
00:53:15.272 --> 00:53:16.938
Come on, Marty!
00:53:16.940 --> 00:53:17.941
Come on!
00:53:23.213 --> 00:53:25.313
Ow.
00:53:26.816 --> 00:53:29.217
Oh, shit.
00:53:29.219 --> 00:53:30.854
- Oh, my God.
- Shit.
00:53:35.025 --> 00:53:37.892
I knew Helena was dead.
I knew.
00:53:37.894 --> 00:53:39.894
- I felt it.
- No, we don't know that.
00:53:39.896 --> 00:53:40.762
We don't know that.
All we know is
00:53:40.764 --> 00:53:42.063
that we need
to get out of here.
00:53:42.065 --> 00:53:43.298
Who is that guy?
00:53:43.300 --> 00:53:45.033
Could be anyone...
the Dekes, Gelson.
00:53:45.035 --> 00:53:46.334
Look, we can sit here
and make a list
00:53:46.336 --> 00:53:47.969
of all the guys
that want to kill us
00:53:47.971 --> 00:53:49.771
or we could get out of here,
we could get help.
00:53:49.773 --> 00:53:50.738
I can't. I can't.
00:53:50.740 --> 00:53:51.607
- It hurts too much to move.
- You're okay.
00:53:51.609 --> 00:53:54.042
Hold this. I got you.
00:53:54.044 --> 00:53:56.311
Where's your phone, Ri?
00:53:56.313 --> 00:53:58.046
It's downstairs.
00:53:58.048 --> 00:54:00.116
Shit. I left mine downstairs.
00:54:01.151 --> 00:54:02.850
Marty's bleeding really bad.
00:54:02.852 --> 00:54:05.121
I need to stay with her
and tend her wound.
00:54:06.356 --> 00:54:08.923
Riley, we need a phone.
00:54:08.925 --> 00:54:12.160
We need to call the cops
and warn all the other girls
00:54:12.162 --> 00:54:15.098
- to stay away from that house.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:55:55.999 --> 00:55:59.000
I know I wasn't
always on your side.
00:55:59.002 --> 00:56:01.437
And I know that
we butt heads sometimes.
00:56:01.439 --> 00:56:04.372
- It's okay.
- Um...
00:56:04.374 --> 00:56:06.040
And I know that I always
lug Nate around,
00:56:06.042 --> 00:56:09.079
but I really love it
when it's just the four of us.
00:56:11.515 --> 00:56:13.116
Jesse.
00:56:15.151 --> 00:56:17.118
Oh, God.
00:56:17.120 --> 00:56:19.122
We've got to find her.
00:56:21.958 --> 00:56:24.027
We're ants, Kris.
00:56:26.296 --> 00:56:28.430
Okay.
Um, I'll do it.
00:56:28.432 --> 00:56:30.399
You just... stay here.
00:56:30.401 --> 00:56:32.302
Keep the door locked, okay?
00:57:48.178 --> 00:57:49.946
Jess?
00:58:15.573 --> 00:58:17.173
Riley?
00:58:18.208 --> 00:58:19.808
What are you doing down there?
00:58:19.810 --> 00:58:21.376
Wh-Where's Marty?
00:58:21.378 --> 00:58:23.479
I, uh, I just, I wanted to apologize.
00:58:23.481 --> 00:58:26.047
I... I was having
this intense migraine.
00:58:26.049 --> 00:58:28.082
- And I-I feel terrible.
- Nate.
00:58:28.084 --> 00:58:32.186
There's someone in the house.
00:58:33.657 --> 00:58:35.526
I need your phone.
00:58:40.263 --> 00:58:41.430
Where's Marty?
00:58:41.432 --> 00:58:42.631
Please, Nate.
00:58:42.633 --> 00:58:45.166
She's... she's hurt.
00:58:45.168 --> 00:58:48.236
And she needs a doctor,
but I need your phone.
00:58:48.238 --> 00:58:49.638
No. Screw a phone.
00:58:49.640 --> 00:58:51.607
Get the girls out of here,
all right?
00:58:51.609 --> 00:58:54.443
If someone hurts my girl,
it's my duty to protect her.
00:58:54.445 --> 00:58:56.277
Show yourself, coward!
00:58:56.279 --> 00:58:57.546
This is a man's...
00:59:10.326 --> 00:59:12.360
Stay away from me.
00:59:47.531 --> 00:59:49.565
Merry Christmas,
boys and girls.
00:59:49.567 --> 00:59:51.332
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:00:18.529 --> 01:00:20.296
Hey. Hey, hey.
01:00:27.638 --> 01:00:29.337
Okay. You're okay.
01:00:29.339 --> 01:00:30.474
We're here, okay?
01:00:31.609 --> 01:00:33.276
Where's Jesse?
01:00:43.587 --> 01:00:45.522
Marty.
01:00:48.559 --> 01:00:49.658
Nate?
01:00:49.660 --> 01:00:51.393
Nate?! No!
01:00:51.395 --> 01:00:52.661
No. Oh.
01:00:52.663 --> 01:00:54.463
Oh... oh, God.
01:00:55.966 --> 01:00:58.265
Oh. No.
01:01:15.486 --> 01:01:18.285
What the fuck?
01:01:18.287 --> 01:01:19.588
- Get out of here.
- Go.
01:01:19.590 --> 01:01:21.456
Go. Go!
01:01:21.458 --> 01:01:22.524
I got her!
01:01:24.995 --> 01:01:28.295
Come on!
01:01:40.811 --> 01:01:42.844
You made your point.
01:01:42.846 --> 01:01:44.780
Marty, get back here.
01:01:44.782 --> 01:01:47.248
- I just called the police!
- Marty.
01:01:47.250 --> 01:01:48.717
They'll be here any second.
01:01:48.719 --> 01:01:52.253
Marty. Marty.
01:01:52.255 --> 01:01:55.358
If you leave now,
you can save yourself.
01:01:57.795 --> 01:01:59.260
Marty.
01:01:59.262 --> 01:02:00.731
Run!
01:02:07.638 --> 01:02:09.807
No! No! Come on!
01:03:16.807 --> 01:03:18.840
- Security.
- 911, attack at Hawthorne College.
01:03:18.842 --> 01:03:20.876
- What?
- Report's at 1974 Elm Road.
01:03:20.878 --> 01:03:23.411
I'm on my way.
01:03:45.803 --> 01:03:47.636
Get to the hall.
01:03:47.638 --> 01:03:49.437
Break for the door.
01:03:49.439 --> 01:03:50.874
As fast as you can, okay?
01:03:52.876 --> 01:03:53.877
Okay.
01:04:25.576 --> 01:04:26.810
No!
01:04:50.434 --> 01:04:51.499
Freeze!
01:05:14.958 --> 01:05:16.460
Why isn't it blood?
01:05:34.845 --> 01:05:37.712
I've seen him before.
He's a DKO pledge.
01:05:37.714 --> 01:05:39.581
Watch it, pledge.
01:05:39.583 --> 01:05:41.483
Break that, and it's all over.
01:05:41.485 --> 01:05:43.954
You'll never be
part of the Deke army.
01:05:48.959 --> 01:05:51.760
Riley, we have to go
to the cops.
01:05:51.762 --> 01:05:55.630
I'm gonna go get Nate's keys,
and you meet me by the door.
01:05:55.632 --> 01:05:57.766
Okay? Okay.
01:06:32.302 --> 01:06:34.504
This can't be real.
01:06:42.746 --> 01:06:44.079
Riley!
01:06:47.651 --> 01:06:49.117
Riley!
01:07:02.799 --> 01:07:04.768
Get the keys!
01:07:08.905 --> 01:07:10.607
Go!
01:07:14.945 --> 01:07:17.145
- Uh, come on.
- Kris, open the door!
01:07:17.147 --> 01:07:19.647
I-I got it! Ah.
01:07:19.649 --> 01:07:22.117
Kris, hurry, hurry!
01:07:22.119 --> 01:07:23.718
Come on, Kris!
Open the door!
01:07:23.720 --> 01:07:25.687
I got it!
01:07:30.794 --> 01:07:32.027
Come on.
01:07:32.863 --> 01:07:35.663
Go! Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go!
01:07:37.034 --> 01:07:38.666
Oh, my God. Okay.
01:07:38.668 --> 01:07:40.702
Hey, we're gonna be okay.
We're gonna be okay.
01:07:40.704 --> 01:07:41.736
Oh, God.
01:07:41.738 --> 01:07:43.138
Who the hell were those guys?
01:07:43.140 --> 01:07:45.673
- Something crazy is going on.
- Yeah, no shit.
01:07:45.675 --> 01:07:47.742
A bunch of dudes
just tried to kill us.
01:07:47.744 --> 01:07:49.010
No, I mean
I saw that guy before,
01:07:49.012 --> 01:07:50.245
the night of the talent show.
01:07:50.247 --> 01:07:52.747
The Dekes were doing some sort
of ritual with the pledges.
01:07:52.749 --> 01:07:53.815
It's a frat.
01:07:53.817 --> 01:07:56.051
- Pledges pledge frats.
- No, this felt different.
01:07:56.053 --> 01:07:59.821
It was like they were doing
something with this black stuff
01:07:59.823 --> 01:08:01.890
that was coming out of
the founder's bust.
01:08:01.892 --> 01:08:03.158
It was like...
01:08:03.160 --> 01:08:06.194
It was like black magic
or sorcery or something.
01:08:06.196 --> 01:08:08.229
So you're telling me
you think the DKO boys
01:08:08.231 --> 01:08:10.198
possessed their pledges
in some-some
01:08:10.200 --> 01:08:11.966
supernatural hazing ritual?
01:08:11.968 --> 01:08:13.402
Well, you saw
the pledge's face.
01:08:13.404 --> 01:08:14.437
You saw his blood.
01:08:14.439 --> 01:08:17.238
I don't know what he was,
but he was changed.
01:08:17.240 --> 01:08:18.708
He wasn't human.
01:08:19.743 --> 01:08:21.410
Think about it.
01:08:21.412 --> 01:08:25.046
The bust gets brought into
the founder's fraternity.
01:08:25.048 --> 01:08:28.650
Brian Huntley turns up
to meet with the new pledges,
01:08:28.652 --> 01:08:32.187
and then we all start
getting these messages
01:08:32.189 --> 01:08:35.223
from a Calvin Hawthorne
account.
01:08:35.225 --> 01:08:36.958
Lindsay goes missing.
01:08:36.960 --> 01:08:39.661
Helena goes missing.
01:08:39.663 --> 01:08:42.230
Marty and Jesse are dead.
01:08:42.232 --> 01:08:45.735
I mean, all of this
leads back to DKO.
01:08:47.737 --> 01:08:48.970
I need you to help me.
01:08:48.972 --> 01:08:50.839
I need you
to create a distraction
01:08:50.841 --> 01:08:52.874
so that I can
sneak into the room
01:08:52.876 --> 01:08:55.844
where they were holding the
ceremony and get to the bust,
01:08:55.846 --> 01:08:58.213
because that is where
the power is coming from.
01:08:58.215 --> 01:08:59.981
Excuse me. What?
01:08:59.983 --> 01:09:02.851
A magical bust?
No. We're going to the cops.
01:09:02.853 --> 01:09:04.152
What are we gonna tell them?
01:09:04.154 --> 01:09:05.987
I would like to remind you
01:09:05.989 --> 01:09:09.023
that we just killed three
people who, possessed or not,
01:09:09.025 --> 01:09:11.759
are lying dead
in our house right now.
01:09:11.761 --> 01:09:13.228
It was self-defense.
01:09:13.230 --> 01:09:15.765
Well, you want to count on
the cops believing that?
01:09:17.300 --> 01:09:19.033
They didn't believe me
01:09:19.035 --> 01:09:22.070
when I told them
what Brian had done to me.
01:09:22.072 --> 01:09:25.142
So what makes you think that
they're gonna believe us now?
01:09:26.810 --> 01:09:28.845
You don't even believe me.
01:09:33.484 --> 01:09:35.717
- Pull over.
- No.
01:09:35.719 --> 01:09:37.719
- Pull the car over, damn it!
- Shit, Riley!
01:09:37.721 --> 01:09:38.987
Riley! What are you doing?!
01:09:38.989 --> 01:09:40.221
Jesus, Riley, stop!
01:09:40.223 --> 01:09:41.224
Stop! No!
01:09:48.231 --> 01:09:51.067
I thought that
you were a fighter.
01:10:20.297 --> 01:10:21.963
Riley?
01:10:21.965 --> 01:10:24.834
I was just on my way
to orphans' dinn...
01:10:26.236 --> 01:10:28.169
Whoa, what happened?
01:10:28.171 --> 01:10:29.170
Riley.
01:10:29.172 --> 01:10:31.107
Hey, Riley. What...
01:10:33.143 --> 01:10:34.976
Hey, c-can, can I help you?
01:10:34.978 --> 01:10:36.913
What-what do you need from me?
01:10:42.152 --> 01:10:45.155
Well, you really want to help?
01:11:05.409 --> 01:11:07.875
Let us in!
01:11:07.877 --> 01:11:10.044
- Is it happening to you, too?
- Yeah.
01:11:10.046 --> 01:11:12.048
And to Thetas, Pis and Kappas, too.
01:11:13.216 --> 01:11:15.885
We need to go to the cops, now.
01:11:17.388 --> 01:11:19.254
- Go.
- Go.
01:11:19.256 --> 01:11:21.324
Go, go, go!
01:11:54.891 --> 01:11:58.126
All right.
Uh, he's been Zeta'd.
01:11:58.128 --> 01:12:00.396
Uh, you've been Zeta'd.
01:12:00.398 --> 01:12:03.833
Yeah. You've been Zeta'd.
01:12:09.205 --> 01:12:11.074
Come on.
01:12:13.076 --> 01:12:14.210
Seriously?
01:12:16.079 --> 01:12:17.345
Hey!
01:12:17.347 --> 01:12:19.448
Not cool!
01:12:19.450 --> 01:12:22.050
You ruined my mixer!
01:12:22.052 --> 01:12:24.486
Hey!
01:12:24.488 --> 01:12:26.187
Dickheads!
01:12:26.189 --> 01:12:28.424
Come get me,
you pieces of shit!
01:12:34.498 --> 01:12:36.966
Morons!
01:12:41.472 --> 01:12:43.039
Oh, hey, guys.
01:12:44.675 --> 01:12:46.375
How's it g...
01:12:48.379 --> 01:12:49.678
Oh, shit.
01:12:58.088 --> 01:12:59.688
What do you want, crease?
01:12:59.690 --> 01:13:02.491
I want, um...
01:13:02.493 --> 01:13:04.258
I-I... I want you
01:13:04.260 --> 01:13:07.431
to suck a fat fart
'cause you just got Zeta'd.
01:13:09.467 --> 01:13:12.100
I know for a fact
you're not in Zeta.
01:13:12.102 --> 01:13:14.135
But you can pledge our frat
if you want.
01:13:14.137 --> 01:13:17.205
Just got to go through a...
a little hazing ritual.
01:13:28.519 --> 01:13:30.952
Uh...
01:13:31.955 --> 01:13:33.555
Got a headache, bro?
01:13:35.125 --> 01:13:37.291
That's just the founder
01:13:37.293 --> 01:13:39.561
drawing out your true alpha.
01:13:59.517 --> 01:14:02.185
Help! Somebody help me, please!
01:14:06.322 --> 01:14:08.122
Help!
01:14:08.124 --> 01:14:09.926
Helena.
01:14:12.430 --> 01:14:14.463
- Oh, thank God you're here.
- You're alive.
01:14:14.465 --> 01:14:16.197
Yeah, we have to hurry, okay?
Okay. Okay.
01:14:16.199 --> 01:14:17.499
Someone could come back
at any second.
01:14:17.501 --> 01:14:19.501
- Did they hurt you?
- No, I think I'm okay.
01:14:19.503 --> 01:14:21.437
I'm okay.
01:14:21.439 --> 01:14:23.104
I thought no one would find me
01:14:23.106 --> 01:14:24.272
and I'd be
trapped here forever.
01:14:24.274 --> 01:14:26.410
You're okay now.
You're okay.
01:14:30.881 --> 01:14:33.049
Nice work, sweetie.
01:14:52.503 --> 01:14:55.504
Fraternitas fratrum.
01:14:55.506 --> 01:14:58.072
The spirit of the founder
compels you.
01:14:58.074 --> 01:15:01.075
Fraternitas fratrum.
01:15:02.413 --> 01:15:05.583
Fraternitas fratrum.
01:15:07.217 --> 01:15:08.216
Imagine a world
01:15:08.218 --> 01:15:10.819
where you're no longer
sitting in the corner.
01:15:10.821 --> 01:15:13.156
You're sitting on the throne.
01:15:21.432 --> 01:15:23.499
Fraternitas fratrum.
01:15:23.501 --> 01:15:25.166
Fraternitas fratrum.
01:15:26.369 --> 01:15:28.204
Fraternitas fratrum.
01:15:29.440 --> 01:15:30.608
Fraternitas fratrum.
01:15:31.509 --> 01:15:33.511
Fraternitas fratrum.
01:15:35.178 --> 01:15:37.412
Fraternitas fratrum.
01:15:52.095 --> 01:15:53.497
What's going on?
01:15:56.567 --> 01:15:58.467
What did you do to Landon?
01:15:58.469 --> 01:16:01.436
He is who he was always
meant to be: a fighter.
01:16:01.438 --> 01:16:02.871
A true man.
01:16:05.643 --> 01:16:08.644
You see, when your friend,
Miss Waterson,
01:16:08.646 --> 01:16:11.880
had the founder's statue
removed and brought here,
01:16:11.882 --> 01:16:16.284
the boys discovered something
magical hidden inside.
01:16:16.286 --> 01:16:18.687
Towards the end of his life,
01:16:18.689 --> 01:16:22.457
Hawthorne foresaw
the threat posed by women.
01:16:22.459 --> 01:16:23.892
So he took precautions
01:16:23.894 --> 01:16:25.694
in case they strayed
too far out of line.
01:16:25.696 --> 01:16:28.564
A master of the dark arts,
01:16:28.566 --> 01:16:32.233
he left instructions on how
to create an army of young men
01:16:32.235 --> 01:16:34.403
to take our power back.
01:16:36.205 --> 01:16:37.539
You're all insane.
01:16:37.541 --> 01:16:39.708
No, no.
Not insane, Miss Stone.
01:16:39.710 --> 01:16:41.342
Simply men,
01:16:41.344 --> 01:16:44.211
tired of seeing ourselves
falsely accused,
01:16:44.213 --> 01:16:45.313
our livelihoods threatened,
01:16:45.315 --> 01:16:47.516
marginalized and belittled,
01:16:47.518 --> 01:16:50.320
reduced to spectators
in our own lives.
01:16:51.354 --> 01:16:52.621
Upon graduation,
01:16:52.623 --> 01:16:54.556
our army will
venture into courtrooms,
01:16:54.558 --> 01:16:56.725
boardrooms and
the halls of Congress
01:16:56.727 --> 01:16:58.594
to set the world right.
01:17:00.764 --> 01:17:03.230
It was really very simple.
01:17:03.232 --> 01:17:06.501
A hazing ritual, if you will.
01:17:06.503 --> 01:17:08.604
We read the incantation
inside the bust,
01:17:08.606 --> 01:17:11.740
and the spirit of Calvin
Hawthorne filled the pledges,
01:17:11.742 --> 01:17:13.375
possessing them with
01:17:13.377 --> 01:17:16.243
supernatural strength
and drive.
01:17:16.245 --> 01:17:18.212
All we had to do
was name the women
01:17:18.214 --> 01:17:19.414
who had stepped out of line,
01:17:19.416 --> 01:17:22.249
and these boys
took care of the rest.
01:17:22.251 --> 01:17:23.487
Be conscientious objectors
like Lindsay...
01:17:25.656 --> 01:17:27.522
...sign my petition against Professor Gelson?
01:17:28.358 --> 01:17:30.392
♪ Ho, ho, ho,
I didn't know... ♪
01:17:34.798 --> 01:17:38.232
Women who are
willing to be obedient,
01:17:38.234 --> 01:17:40.469
like your friend here,
will be spared.
01:17:40.471 --> 01:17:43.304
Those of you
who refuse to be compliant
01:17:43.306 --> 01:17:44.708
will face the consequences.
01:17:51.782 --> 01:17:55.719
Aren't you tired of fighting
against your true nature, Ri?
01:17:57.621 --> 01:18:00.455
Just because we're taking
our rightful place behind them
01:18:00.457 --> 01:18:03.425
doesn't mean
that we aren't needed.
01:18:03.427 --> 01:18:06.461
They needed me
to collect the objects
01:18:06.463 --> 01:18:08.697
from the girls
so the pledges would know
01:18:08.699 --> 01:18:10.297
who to go after.
01:18:10.299 --> 01:18:11.633
I have a final in ten minutes,
01:18:11.635 --> 01:18:13.404
and I can't find my DivaCup.
01:18:15.572 --> 01:18:17.306
Thanks for the comb,
by the way.
01:18:22.278 --> 01:18:26.381
How could you do that
to your sisters?
01:18:26.383 --> 01:18:28.450
I'm helping women.
01:18:28.452 --> 01:18:31.687
Everything is j...
so out of whack.
01:18:31.689 --> 01:18:34.355
It's so much easier this way.
01:18:34.357 --> 01:18:37.260
You are a traitor!
01:18:42.866 --> 01:18:44.866
This is your last chance, Ri.
01:18:44.868 --> 01:18:47.301
You can join me.
01:18:47.303 --> 01:18:49.440
We can be good women.
01:18:51.475 --> 01:18:52.339
Or...
01:18:52.341 --> 01:18:54.443
Or we will bring you
to your knees
01:18:54.445 --> 01:18:55.746
and you will beg for mercy.
01:18:57.548 --> 01:19:00.515
Still creating problems,
huh, Ri?
01:19:00.517 --> 01:19:02.050
You see, you were
given a chance.
01:19:02.052 --> 01:19:04.351
You were taught how to grow
into a proper woman,
01:19:04.353 --> 01:19:05.321
but you refused to listen.
01:19:09.358 --> 01:19:11.360
Now it's time to decide.
01:19:20.671 --> 01:19:24.441
Are you gonna bow to the king
when I say "bow"?
01:19:28.479 --> 01:19:30.246
Bow.
01:19:35.619 --> 01:19:37.353
I said bow, bitch.
01:19:41.725 --> 01:19:43.727
You need a reminder
of our power?
01:19:45.095 --> 01:19:46.797
Fine.
01:19:58.575 --> 01:20:00.276
Baby?
01:20:05.816 --> 01:20:06.884
Who put that there?
01:20:08.552 --> 01:20:10.552
It's for the cause.
01:20:10.554 --> 01:20:13.588
But I did everything
that I was supposed...
01:20:16.126 --> 01:20:19.828
He'll do worse than that to you.
01:20:19.830 --> 01:20:21.865
Your body, your choice.
01:20:31.608 --> 01:20:33.608
I'll bow.
01:20:33.610 --> 01:20:36.478
I'll bow.
I'll be good.
01:20:36.480 --> 01:20:37.879
Yeah, that's right, bitch.
01:20:37.881 --> 01:20:39.714
You dragged my name
through the mud.
01:20:39.716 --> 01:20:42.918
You lied about what happened
and tried to destroy me.
01:20:42.920 --> 01:20:45.854
I told you guys I could
get her to do it. Huh?
01:20:45.856 --> 01:20:48.790
Who's the king?! Who's the king?!
01:20:48.792 --> 01:20:51.159
Who's the mighty king?!
01:20:51.161 --> 01:20:52.861
You took everything from me!
01:20:54.031 --> 01:20:56.865
And one day, someone will
tell everyone what you did,
01:20:56.867 --> 01:20:59.601
and people will believe her!
01:21:06.176 --> 01:21:08.344
See no evil, boys.
01:21:17.688 --> 01:21:19.888
You all right, bro?
01:21:19.890 --> 01:21:21.892
Absolutely.
01:21:31.902 --> 01:21:34.905
You messed with
the wrong sisters.
01:23:20.077 --> 01:23:23.578
Wait! Wait. Wait.
01:23:23.580 --> 01:23:25.313
Don't you see?
01:23:25.315 --> 01:23:29.017
Woman is inextricably
tied to man.
01:23:29.019 --> 01:23:31.920
Break us, and you'll
only break yourselves.
01:23:33.857 --> 01:23:35.657
We will never be broken.
01:23:38.762 --> 01:23:40.797
No!
01:23:50.974 --> 01:23:52.943
Hey, Professor.
01:23:54.878 --> 01:23:57.014
Suck my...
01:24:32.115 --> 01:24:33.815
I'm so sorry!
You were right!
01:24:33.817 --> 01:24:35.183
I should've been fighting
this whole time.
01:24:35.185 --> 01:24:37.152
Now's not really the time
for I-told-you-so's,
01:24:37.154 --> 01:24:38.820
but I did tell you so.
01:24:40.057 --> 01:24:42.991
Help me! I've changed!
01:24:42.993 --> 01:24:44.826
I totally believe you!
01:24:44.828 --> 01:24:46.094
I can make this right!
01:24:46.096 --> 01:24:48.096
Bitch, you're gonna die!
01:24:48.098 --> 01:24:50.131
I'm so sorry, okay?
That wasn't me.
01:24:50.133 --> 01:24:52.100
- They did some magic shit.
- Not now!
01:24:52.102 --> 01:24:53.835
Sorry.
01:24:58.742 --> 01:24:59.741
Hurry!
01:25:01.044 --> 01:25:02.777
- Go, go, go!
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:26:21.791 --> 01:26:24.225
♪ Up in the frat house,
me and you ♪
01:26:24.227 --> 01:26:27.195
♪ And we know
what I'm there to do ♪
01:26:27.197 --> 01:26:30.198
♪ We're drinking and kissing
and what comes next? ♪
01:26:30.200 --> 01:26:33.067
♪ You and I have S-E-X ♪
01:26:33.069 --> 01:26:36.070
♪ But ho, ho, ho,
I didn't know ♪
01:26:36.072 --> 01:26:38.973
♪ Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know ♪
01:26:38.975 --> 01:26:41.910
♪ Up in the frat house,
this one true fact ♪
01:26:41.912 --> 01:26:44.915
♪ And that is
that I got attacked ♪
01:26:47.817 --> 01:26:50.318
♪ Up in the frat house,
things went down ♪
01:26:50.320 --> 01:26:53.288
♪ And I'm telling
everyone in town ♪
01:26:53.290 --> 01:26:56.224
♪ Didn't lead you on
for goodness' sake ♪
01:26:56.226 --> 01:26:59.227
♪ Couldn't have
'cause I was not awake ♪
01:26:59.229 --> 01:27:00.795
♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪
01:27:00.797 --> 01:27:02.096
♪ I didn't know ♪
01:27:02.098 --> 01:27:04.899
♪ Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know ♪
01:27:04.901 --> 01:27:07.769
♪ Yes, up in the frat house,
click, click, click ♪
01:27:07.771 --> 01:27:10.905
♪ What you guys do in here
is really sick ♪
01:27:22.252 --> 01:27:25.119
♪ There's no more
protecting you ♪
01:27:25.121 --> 01:27:28.156
♪ No he said, she said
what was true ♪
01:27:28.158 --> 01:27:30.992
♪ Don't say that
this was all my fault ♪
01:27:30.994 --> 01:27:33.995
♪ 'Cause what you did
is called assault ♪
01:27:33.997 --> 01:27:35.263
♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪
01:27:35.265 --> 01:27:36.864
♪ I didn't know ♪
01:27:36.866 --> 01:27:39.100
♪ Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know ♪
01:27:39.102 --> 01:27:41.102
♪ Yes, up in the frat house ♪
01:27:41.104 --> 01:27:42.804
♪ Click, click, click ♪
01:27:42.806 --> 01:27:45.139
♪ Slipped me a roofie
and then your ♪
01:27:45.141 --> 01:27:47.141
♪ Slipped me
a roofie and then your. ♪
01:27:48.780 --> 01:27:53.281
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