WEBVTT 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 00:00:43.190 --> 00:00:45.692 Suspect described as white male, approximately 30. 00:00:45.776 --> 00:00:50.947 Suspect about 5' 11", medium build, brown dark pants. 00:00:51.032 --> 00:00:55.535 Suspect number two, about 6'1", medium build, round glasses, dark clothes. 00:00:58.706 --> 00:01:02.208 Be advised, suspects are armed and considered extremely dangerous. 00:01:02.251 --> 00:01:04.002 Use caution. 00:01:05.630 --> 00:01:07.964 Hey, Earl. Yes, sir. 00:01:08.049 --> 00:01:10.342 What do you know? - Well... 00:01:13.179 --> 00:01:16.056 It's a hot goddamn day. 00:01:17.350 --> 00:01:19.267 I haven't felt it a bit. 00:01:19.352 --> 00:01:22.437 Been inside with the air conditioner blasting all day long. 00:01:22.521 --> 00:01:25.106 - Oh, is that right? - That's right. 00:01:30.154 --> 00:01:32.405 Didn't you break for lunch or nothin'? 00:01:32.448 --> 00:01:35.241 All by myself today. Ate my lunch out of the microwave. 00:01:37.411 --> 00:01:39.996 Jesus H. Christ, Pete. 00:01:40.081 --> 00:01:44.250 When you gonna learn that microwave food will kill you faster than a bullet? 00:01:44.293 --> 00:01:47.420 I mean, them damn burritos ain't good for nothin' but a hippie. 00:01:47.505 --> 00:01:49.589 When he's high on weed. 00:01:51.092 --> 00:01:54.260 - Pull me down a bottle of that Jack, will ya? - Yeah. 00:01:55.763 --> 00:01:58.556 I think I'm gonna get tanked tonight. 00:02:02.770 --> 00:02:05.230 What's the matter? 00:02:06.816 --> 00:02:08.483 Yep. 00:02:08.567 --> 00:02:12.529 It's been one long, goddamn, hot, miserable, shit-ass, fuckin' day, 00:02:12.613 --> 00:02:15.198 every inch of the way. 00:02:15.282 --> 00:02:19.244 First off. Nadine over at Blue Chip got sort of sick. 00:02:19.286 --> 00:02:23.081 So she got that goddamn, Mongoloid boy of hers workin' the grill. 00:02:23.124 --> 00:02:26.960 I mean, that fuckin' idiot doesn't know rat shit from Rice Krispies. 00:02:28.087 --> 00:02:29.963 They eat breakfast about 9:00. 00:02:30.047 --> 00:02:32.882 And I'm pukin' up pigs in a blanket, 00:02:32.967 --> 00:02:35.760 like a sick, fuckin' dog by 10:30. 00:02:35.803 --> 00:02:40.640 Isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public? 00:02:40.725 --> 00:02:43.393 Well... If there ain't, there oughta be. 00:02:43.477 --> 00:02:45.478 I mean, who in the hell knows what's goin' on 00:02:45.521 --> 00:02:46.813 in the mind of a goddamn Mongoloid? 00:02:46.897 --> 00:02:51.234 Nadine should've hit that boy in the head and sold the fuckin' milk. 00:02:51.318 --> 00:02:53.820 You could sue the shit out of her, you know that? 00:02:53.904 --> 00:02:56.656 That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flippin' burgers. 00:02:56.699 --> 00:03:00.827 - You could own that fuckin' place. - Oh, shit, Pete. 00:03:00.911 --> 00:03:03.455 What would I do with that grease pit? 00:03:03.497 --> 00:03:07.542 Besides, Nadine's got a cross to bear. 00:03:07.626 --> 00:03:11.046 I mean, taking care of that potato head. 00:03:14.717 --> 00:03:19.471 I guess you heard about that shit up in Abilene? Bank robbery? 00:03:19.513 --> 00:03:21.806 That's all that's been on the box all day. 00:03:21.849 --> 00:03:25.060 They killed some people, didn't they? 00:03:25.144 --> 00:03:28.188 Yeah. Killed four Rangers, 00:03:29.482 --> 00:03:31.983 three cops, 00:03:32.026 --> 00:03:34.944 one civilian. 00:03:35.029 --> 00:03:38.198 Took a lady bank teller, hostage with them. 00:03:39.867 --> 00:03:43.787 Supposed to be headed for the border, which'd bring 'em right my way. 00:03:45.706 --> 00:03:49.709 If I get my hands on them crazy, sick, fuckin' bastards, it's payback time. 00:03:49.752 --> 00:03:54.506 I mean... Well, we'll get 'em. 00:03:58.552 --> 00:03:59.969 We'll get 'em. 00:04:00.054 --> 00:04:02.388 Oh, I don't doubt it. 00:04:02.473 --> 00:04:04.933 Well... 00:04:05.017 --> 00:04:07.685 I gotta drain my lizard. 00:04:07.728 --> 00:04:08.728 Mind if I use your commode? 00:04:09.897 --> 00:04:11.940 - Knock yourself out. - Thank you. 00:04:12.024 --> 00:04:14.359 You're welcome. 00:04:23.410 --> 00:04:25.453 You think I'm fuckin' playin' with you, asshole? 00:04:25.538 --> 00:04:29.082 Do you want this little girl to die? Or that little girl? Or yourself? 00:04:29.166 --> 00:04:32.502 Or your bosom buddy with the badge? Now, I don't wanna do it. 00:04:32.586 --> 00:04:36.714 But I will turn this place into the fucking, Wild Bunch if I think you are fuckin' with me. 00:04:36.757 --> 00:04:38.299 What do you want from me? I did what you said. 00:04:38.384 --> 00:04:40.301 You let him use the bathroom. 00:04:40.386 --> 00:04:43.012 - No store does that. - He comes in here everyday and we bullshit. 00:04:43.097 --> 00:04:44.973 He's used my toilet a thousand times. If I told him no, 00:04:45.057 --> 00:04:47.308 - he'd know something was up. - All right, I want him out of here, 00:04:47.393 --> 00:04:51.187 in his car and down the road or you can change the name of this place 00:04:51.272 --> 00:04:53.690 to Benny's Worid of Blood. 00:05:02.783 --> 00:05:06.786 - Were you giving that pig signals? - Are you kidding? I didn't do anything! 00:05:10.332 --> 00:05:12.750 - He says you were scratching. - I wasn't scratchin'! 00:05:12.793 --> 00:05:15.628 - Are you callin' him a liar? - I'm not callin' him a liar, okay? 00:05:15.713 --> 00:05:17.964 I'm simply sayin', if I was scratchin', I don't remember scratchin'. 00:05:18.007 --> 00:05:19.549 And If I did scratch, it's not because I was signaling. 00:05:19.633 --> 00:05:20.884 It's because I'm fuckin' scared shitless! 00:05:22.052 --> 00:05:24.345 Wait a minute. The guy's in the bathroom. 00:05:24.430 --> 00:05:26.472 Why don't I just go back there, shoot him in the back of the head 00:05:26.515 --> 00:05:28.349 - and we can get the hell outta here. - Don't do that. 00:05:28.434 --> 00:05:30.935 Look. You asked me to act natural and I acted natural. 00:05:30.978 --> 00:05:32.312 Under the circumstances, I think I oughta get 00:05:32.354 --> 00:05:34.105 a fuckin' Academy Award for how natural I'm actin'. 00:05:34.148 --> 00:05:36.900 You asked me to get rid of him. I'm doin' my best! 00:05:38.152 --> 00:05:41.487 Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fuckin' better 00:05:41.572 --> 00:05:44.782 or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fuckin' worse. 00:05:47.786 --> 00:05:50.038 Everybody, be cool. You... Be cool. 00:06:03.427 --> 00:06:07.513 Yep. Be back at it tomorrow. 00:06:07.598 --> 00:06:10.850 Tonight I'm gonna sit in front of that box and get higher than a Georgia pine. 00:06:11.977 --> 00:06:13.937 How much you want for that hooch, Pete? 00:06:14.021 --> 00:06:16.814 Oh, $6.50. 00:06:16.857 --> 00:06:18.524 Jesus Christ. 00:06:18.609 --> 00:06:20.860 - You buckin' for early retirement? - Shit, yeah. 00:06:24.156 --> 00:06:26.199 Hey! Hey! 00:06:26.283 --> 00:06:28.993 - What the fuck is that about? - He signaled the Ranger. 00:06:29.036 --> 00:06:31.663 I didn't! Ya gotta believe me! I didn't! 00:06:31.705 --> 00:06:34.165 When they were talking, he mouthed the words, "Help us." 00:06:34.208 --> 00:06:36.960 - You fuckin' liar! I didn't say shit! - Oh, just shut the hell up! 00:06:38.087 --> 00:06:41.339 Hey! You stop it! What the fuck is your problem? 00:06:41.382 --> 00:06:45.051 - Goddamn it. - Seth, he did it! 00:06:45.135 --> 00:06:47.387 You were by the beer cooler with your back turned. 00:06:47.429 --> 00:06:49.889 I was by the magazines. I could see his face! 00:06:49.932 --> 00:06:53.268 And I saw him mouth the words, "Help us." 00:06:54.478 --> 00:06:57.063 Start the car. 00:06:57.147 --> 00:07:00.233 - You believe me, don't you? - Yes. Shut up and start the car, all right. 00:07:00.276 --> 00:07:01.359 Start the car. - You believe me? 00:07:01.402 --> 00:07:04.737 Start the car. You know that? Shut the fuck up and start the car. 00:07:04.780 --> 00:07:07.240 Wait a minute. - I believe you. Start the car! 00:07:07.283 --> 00:07:08.908 You're not just saying that? 00:07:08.951 --> 00:07:10.660 - You do believe me? - I believe you! Let's go! 00:07:10.744 --> 00:07:12.829 - That means you believe me. - Yes, I believe you! 00:07:12.913 --> 00:07:15.665 You should, because I'm right. 00:07:27.594 --> 00:07:29.762 - Richie! - Yeah? 00:07:30.889 --> 00:07:35.184 - You okay? - He shot me in the fucking hand! 00:07:35.269 --> 00:07:39.856 - Like I told you he said "Help us." - I never said, "Help us"! 00:07:39.940 --> 00:07:43.276 Well, that doesn't matter now, because you got about two fuckin' seconds to live! 00:07:45.988 --> 00:07:47.989 - Richie? - Yeah? 00:07:48.073 --> 00:07:51.159 When I count to three, you shoot the bottles out from behind him. 00:07:51.243 --> 00:07:53.619 Oh, yeah! 00:07:53.662 --> 00:07:57.040 - One... - Fuck! 00:07:57.124 --> 00:07:58.624 Two... 00:08:02.129 --> 00:08:03.546 Three! 00:08:56.850 --> 00:08:58.810 What did I tell you? What did I say to you? 00:08:58.852 --> 00:09:00.645 I said, "Buy the roadmap and leave." 00:09:00.687 --> 00:09:02.188 What the fuck am I supposed to do, Seth? 00:09:02.231 --> 00:09:04.399 - He recognized us. - He didn't recognize shit. 00:09:04.483 --> 00:09:06.526 Seth, I'm telling you, the way he looked at us. 00:09:06.568 --> 00:09:09.195 You, especially, I knew he knew. 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:13.366 Low profile! Do you understand the meaning of the words "low profile"? 00:09:13.409 --> 00:09:16.119 "Hey, Richie, how's your hand?" "It hurts like a fuckin' son of a bitch! 00:09:16.203 --> 00:09:18.704 "Thanks for askin'." - Let me tell you what "low profile" is not. 00:09:18.789 --> 00:09:23.042 It is not taking giris hostage. It is not shooting police. 00:09:23.085 --> 00:09:27.922 - It is not setting fire to a building. - Bitch, bitch, bitch. 00:09:40.602 --> 00:09:44.647 Hot air hangs like a dead man 00:09:44.731 --> 00:09:47.316 From a white oak tree 00:09:48.444 --> 00:09:51.612 People sittin' on porches 00:09:51.697 --> 00:09:54.490 Thinkin' how things used to be 00:09:54.575 --> 00:09:57.660 Dark night 00:09:57.744 --> 00:09:59.745 It's a dark night 00:10:01.790 --> 00:10:03.708 Dark night 00:10:05.085 --> 00:10:07.170 It's a dark night 00:11:35.467 --> 00:11:37.552 My wife left home about a week ago 00:11:38.679 --> 00:11:40.972 She stole the kids and she took all my dough 00:11:44.268 --> 00:11:48.604 Oh, screw it! Goddamn you! Goddamn you! 00:11:50.732 --> 00:11:52.692 What the hell do you want? 00:11:52.776 --> 00:11:56.195 What do you think I want, you mean, old bastard? I want a fuckin' room. 00:11:57.322 --> 00:11:58.656 Okay, all right. 00:12:01.243 --> 00:12:03.911 She peed on the carpet She shot my horse 00:12:03.996 --> 00:12:06.747 Now things are goin' from better to bad to worse 00:12:07.583 --> 00:12:11.127 - Do they have cable? - No. 00:12:13.046 --> 00:12:16.841 - Do they have the X-rated channel? No. 00:12:16.883 --> 00:12:19.927 Do they have a water bed? - Nope. 00:12:20.012 --> 00:12:22.221 - What do they got? - They have four walls and a roof 00:12:22.306 --> 00:12:23.889 and that's all we need. 00:12:34.568 --> 00:12:36.736 All right, pop the trunk. Let's do this fast. 00:12:45.621 --> 00:12:47.371 Oh. 00:12:47.414 --> 00:12:48.414 Don't say a word. 00:12:52.461 --> 00:12:54.545 You, plant yourself in that seat. 00:12:57.591 --> 00:13:01.636 - What are you gonna do with me? - I said "plant yourself." Plants don't talk. 00:13:01.720 --> 00:13:05.931 Now, you wanna get on my good side? You sit still and you don't make a peep. 00:13:11.563 --> 00:13:13.105 All right, how does this feel? 00:13:13.190 --> 00:13:15.232 How do you think? It hurts like a son of a bitch. 00:13:20.238 --> 00:13:22.615 - It's wrapped too tight. Nice and easy. - Okay. 00:13:22.699 --> 00:13:24.950 All right. Okay, I'm gonna go get the money. 00:13:45.222 --> 00:13:49.308 It's 6:00. What time's it get dark around here? 00:13:49.351 --> 00:13:50.935 - About 8:00. - Good. 00:13:50.977 --> 00:13:53.646 I'm goin' to the border, check things out. I'm gonna call Carlos, 00:13:53.730 --> 00:13:56.232 try and arrange some sort of a rendezvous. I don't know what. 00:13:56.316 --> 00:13:58.693 Could you see if he could arrange a better deal than 30%? 00:13:58.777 --> 00:14:00.903 It's their standard deal. They're not gonna change that for us. 00:14:00.987 --> 00:14:03.656 - Did you even try and negotiate with them? - Richie. 00:14:03.740 --> 00:14:07.618 These guys are not spic firecracker salesmen from Tijuana. 00:14:07.661 --> 00:14:10.329 They don't even know the meaning of the word "barter." 00:14:10.372 --> 00:14:14.792 You wanna stay in El Rey, you give them 30% of your loot. It's scripture. 00:14:14.835 --> 00:14:17.962 So it is written, so shall it be done. Yeah, I know, listen. 00:14:18.004 --> 00:14:23.008 Hey, you want sanctuary, you gotta pay the price. The price is 30%. 00:14:23.093 --> 00:14:25.678 - All I'm sayin', man... - This conversation's over. 00:14:27.597 --> 00:14:29.140 Okay? 00:14:32.853 --> 00:14:34.520 We need to have a talk. 00:14:35.313 --> 00:14:37.523 - What's your name? - Gloria. 00:14:37.607 --> 00:14:39.692 Hello, Gloria. I'm Seth. That's my brother Richie. 00:14:39.735 --> 00:14:41.569 Let's cut to the chase. 00:14:41.653 --> 00:14:45.072 I'm gonna ask you one question and all I want is a yes or no answer. 00:14:46.032 --> 00:14:48.868 Do you wanna live through this? 00:14:48.910 --> 00:14:50.703 - Yes. - Good. 00:14:50.746 --> 00:14:55.082 Rule number one. No noise. No questions. 00:14:55.167 --> 00:15:00.713 If you make a noise, Mr. 44 makes a noise. 00:15:00.797 --> 00:15:04.216 If you ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it. 00:15:04.259 --> 00:15:08.846 Now are you absolutely, positively clear about rule number one? 00:15:10.307 --> 00:15:12.892 - Yes. - Rule number two. 00:15:12.976 --> 00:15:15.144 You do what we say, when we say it. 00:15:15.228 --> 00:15:17.897 If you don't, see rule number one. 00:15:18.857 --> 00:15:23.277 Rule number three. Don't you ever try and fucking run on us, 00:15:23.361 --> 00:15:29.366 'cause I got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. 00:15:31.077 --> 00:15:32.495 Open your eyes. 00:15:34.998 --> 00:15:38.375 Gloria, you hang in there, you follow the rules. 00:15:38.418 --> 00:15:41.837 And you don't fuck with us and you'll get out of this alive. 00:15:42.506 --> 00:15:45.007 - I give you my word. - Okay. 00:15:53.642 --> 00:15:55.392 I'll be back in a minute. 00:16:10.283 --> 00:16:12.952 You wanna come over on the bed and watch TV with me? 00:16:32.389 --> 00:16:34.056 Hail! 00:16:34.140 --> 00:16:35.516 Come on. 00:16:47.487 --> 00:16:49.113 Have a seat. 00:16:57.497 --> 00:16:58.914 Take off your shoes. 00:17:15.515 --> 00:17:19.059 You got about two more hours 00:17:19.144 --> 00:17:22.271 until we get into El Paso 00:17:22.355 --> 00:17:25.024 which is right next to the border. 00:17:25.066 --> 00:17:26.901 Then we'll stop at a motel. 00:17:26.985 --> 00:17:27.985 Stop? 00:17:28.028 --> 00:17:30.362 We're not actually gonna stop at a motel, are we? 00:17:30.447 --> 00:17:33.282 Yeah, what for? We have a motor home. 00:17:33.366 --> 00:17:37.119 We don't wanna stay in those roach-haven motels, do we? 00:17:37.203 --> 00:17:38.954 - We're self-contained. - We're self-contained. 00:17:39.039 --> 00:17:40.539 Okay, okay. 00:17:40.582 --> 00:17:45.044 Maybe I was a little overzealous. But gimme a break, I just bought it. 00:17:45.128 --> 00:17:48.964 - How come you wanna stop anyways, Dad? - I'm exhausted. 00:17:49.049 --> 00:17:53.135 Exhausted? Just lie in the back, Dad. I can drive us into Mexico. 00:17:53.219 --> 00:17:56.555 I just bet you would. Don't even think about it. 00:17:56.598 --> 00:17:59.850 Besides, I wanna have 00:17:59.893 --> 00:18:02.937 just one night's sleep in an honest to goodness bed. 00:18:03.021 --> 00:18:07.107 The beds in the home are okay, but... 00:18:07.192 --> 00:18:10.235 They're not like a real bed. 00:18:10.320 --> 00:18:13.113 Excuse me. I have to use the restroom. 00:18:23.583 --> 00:18:27.378 Oh, guess what? When I called the machine to check the messages, 00:18:28.254 --> 00:18:30.839 one of them was from Bethel Baptist. 00:18:30.924 --> 00:18:33.384 And Mr. Franklin said that 00:18:33.426 --> 00:18:37.554 he wouldn't permanently replace you until we came back. 00:18:37.597 --> 00:18:40.933 - And he said that... - That's very nice of Ted. 00:18:40.976 --> 00:18:44.061 But I'll call him tomorrow and tell him not to bother waiting. 00:18:50.318 --> 00:18:56.407 Daddy, I didn't wanna talk about this in front of Scott because he gets upset. 00:18:57.283 --> 00:18:58.993 But I just wanna know. 00:19:00.286 --> 00:19:02.746 Don't you believe in God anymore? 00:19:04.290 --> 00:19:07.001 Not enough to be a pastor. 00:19:08.128 --> 00:19:12.464 Look, I know this is hard on you kids. 00:19:12.507 --> 00:19:16.427 But after Jenny's death, this is probably the last thing you need, 00:19:16.469 --> 00:19:21.181 but my congregation needs spiritual leadership. 00:19:21.266 --> 00:19:24.351 Well... My faith is gone. 00:19:24.436 --> 00:19:29.606 To answer your question. Yes, I do believe in Jesus. 00:19:29.649 --> 00:19:33.652 Yes, I do believe in God. 00:19:33.695 --> 00:19:37.031 But do I love them? 00:19:37.115 --> 00:19:39.158 No. 00:19:39.242 --> 00:19:43.746 Well, it's just that all our lives, you've been a pastor. 00:19:43.830 --> 00:19:48.959 And then, one day you're just gonna wake up and say, "Fuck him"? 00:19:50.503 --> 00:19:52.463 I didn't say, "Fuck him." 00:19:54.883 --> 00:19:57.676 Every person who 00:19:57.761 --> 00:20:03.015 chooses the service of God as his life's work has something in common. 00:20:03.099 --> 00:20:06.060 I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, 00:20:06.144 --> 00:20:09.021 a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk. 00:20:09.064 --> 00:20:14.568 Many, many times during your life, you'll look at your reflection in the mirror 00:20:14.652 --> 00:20:16.862 and ask yourself, 00:20:16.905 --> 00:20:20.032 "Am I a fool?" 00:20:20.116 --> 00:20:22.868 I'm not going through a lapse. 00:20:22.911 --> 00:20:26.538 What I've experienced is closer to awakening. 00:20:27.874 --> 00:20:30.834 But Daddy, 00:20:30.877 --> 00:20:33.420 what do you think Mom would say? 00:20:33.505 --> 00:20:37.925 Mama's got nothin' to say. She's dead. 00:20:40.220 --> 00:20:43.889 This bloody crime spree started just a week ago today. 00:20:43.973 --> 00:20:46.934 The oldest of the two brothers, Seth Gecko, 00:20:47.018 --> 00:20:50.562 was serving time in Roll Kansas State Penitent 00:20:50.605 --> 00:20:54.149 for his part in the 1988 Scott City bank robbery 00:20:54.234 --> 00:20:57.236 in which two law enforcement officers lost their lives. 00:20:57.320 --> 00:21:02.407 It was while at the courthouse that this man, his younger brother, Richard Gecko, 00:21:02.492 --> 00:21:07.579 a known armed robber and sex offender pulled off a daring daylight escape, 00:21:07.664 --> 00:21:12.960 resulting in the death of four Wichita law enforcement officers and this woman, 00:21:13.044 --> 00:21:16.630 Heidi Vogel, sixth grade teacher, who was run over by the Geckos 00:21:16.714 --> 00:21:19.716 during a high-speed pursuit through downtown Wichita. 00:21:19.759 --> 00:21:23.971 And earlier today, during a daylight liquor store robbery in Big Springs, 00:21:24.055 --> 00:21:27.933 the Gecko brothers killed another Texas Ranger, 00:21:28.017 --> 00:21:31.270 Earl McGraw and liquor store clerk, Pete Bottoms. 00:21:31.354 --> 00:21:34.356 That changes the death toll to 16. 00:21:34.440 --> 00:21:38.694 Five Texas Rangers, eight police officers, three civilians 00:21:38.778 --> 00:21:42.906 and one hostage, bank teller and mother of four, Gloria Hi 00:21:42.949 --> 00:21:46.118 For the time being, we're very confident that we'll apprehend these fugitives 00:21:46.202 --> 00:21:48.120 within the next 48 hours. 00:21:48.204 --> 00:21:51.248 The Bureau, local law enforcement and the Texas Rangers 00:21:51.291 --> 00:21:56.128 have all joined in forming a dragnet to snare Seth and Richard Gecko. 00:21:56.171 --> 00:21:59.131 Is it safe to assume that because of the death count involved 00:21:59.215 --> 00:22:02.384 and the loss of life of law enforcement officers, 00:22:02.468 --> 00:22:04.636 that the Bureau, the Rangers and the police force 00:22:04.721 --> 00:22:07.306 are taking this manhunt personally? 00:22:07.390 --> 00:22:10.309 I would say that's a very safe assumption. 00:22:24.824 --> 00:22:27.659 Shit, I was really worried. Where the fuck you been, man? 00:22:27.702 --> 00:22:30.412 - Sightseeing. - What'd you see? 00:22:30.496 --> 00:22:31.663 The cops. 00:22:31.706 --> 00:22:34.208 - Did you see the border? - Yes, I saw the border. 00:22:34.292 --> 00:22:35.834 What'd the TV say? 00:22:35.877 --> 00:22:39.421 They're gonna apprehend us in about 48 hours. 00:22:39.505 --> 00:22:42.090 I gotta figure out a way to get us across this goddamn border. 00:22:42.175 --> 00:22:47.429 The longer we stay here, our lives ain't worth shit. Here you go. 00:22:47.513 --> 00:22:50.140 We gotta get our asses into Mexico tonight. 00:22:50.183 --> 00:22:53.602 Then Carlos is gonna meet us there at the rendezvous tomorrow morning. 00:22:53.686 --> 00:22:59.024 He and his boys, all of them are gonna escort us into El Rey. 00:22:59.108 --> 00:23:00.984 And... 00:23:03.571 --> 00:23:05.739 - Where's the woman? - What? 00:23:05.823 --> 00:23:08.742 What do you mean, what? The woman. The hostage, the fuckin' hostage. 00:23:08.826 --> 00:23:10.911 Richard, where is she? 00:23:12.538 --> 00:23:13.664 She's in there. 00:23:13.706 --> 00:23:16.917 - What the fuck is she doin' in there? - Seth, wait a minute. 00:23:17.001 --> 00:23:18.919 Seth. 00:23:28.554 --> 00:23:32.266 Richard, what's wrong with you? 00:23:32.350 --> 00:23:33.433 Before you flip out, okay, 00:23:33.518 --> 00:23:37.187 - let me just explain what happened. - Explain to me. 00:23:37.230 --> 00:23:41.400 I need an explanation. What is the matter with you? 00:23:41.442 --> 00:23:43.402 There's nothing wrong with me, Brother. 00:23:43.486 --> 00:23:45.529 That woman tried to escape and I did what I had to. 00:23:45.571 --> 00:23:48.407 No, the woman wouldn't have said shit if she had a mouth full of it. 00:23:48.449 --> 00:23:50.659 Wrong, wrong, wrong. 00:23:50.743 --> 00:23:52.661 - Yeah. - After you left, 00:23:52.745 --> 00:23:56.707 - she became a completely different person. - Yeah. 00:23:58.251 --> 00:24:02.504 Is it me? Is it my fault? 00:24:02.588 --> 00:24:04.923 - It's not your fault. - Is this my fault? 00:24:05.008 --> 00:24:08.260 - No, it's her fault. It's not your fault. - Is this my fault? 00:24:08.303 --> 00:24:12.055 - Do you think that this is what I am? - I don't. 00:24:12.098 --> 00:24:15.726 This is not me. I am a professional fucking thief. 00:24:15.768 --> 00:24:20.272 I don't kill people that I don't have to and I don't fucking rape women. 00:24:20.356 --> 00:24:23.442 What you are doing... What you are fucking doing... 00:24:23.484 --> 00:24:27.821 What you are doing is not how it's done. Do you understand that? Do you? 00:24:27.905 --> 00:24:31.825 Just say, "Fucking yes." Say, "Yes, Seth, I understand." 00:24:31.909 --> 00:24:32.909 Yes, Seth, I understand. 00:24:32.952 --> 00:24:35.454 Say it. Say, "Yes, Seth, I fucking understand!" 00:24:35.496 --> 00:24:38.749 I understand, Seth. I fucking understand. 00:24:44.130 --> 00:24:46.340 We'll get to Mexico and it's gonna be sweet rosemary 00:24:46.424 --> 00:24:48.050 and a hundred proof liquor... 00:24:49.177 --> 00:24:52.387 ...and rice and beans and none of this shit's gonna matter. 00:25:01.356 --> 00:25:04.983 I can't believe he's stoppin' here. This place is totally cruddy. 00:25:11.240 --> 00:25:14.159 Dad, why are we stoppin' here? 00:25:16.120 --> 00:25:19.289 There's nothin' wrong with this place. 00:25:19.332 --> 00:25:22.084 It's a flophouse. 00:25:22.168 --> 00:25:25.337 It's not a flophouse. 00:25:25.421 --> 00:25:28.173 It's basic and it's simple. 00:25:28.216 --> 00:25:31.218 That doesn't make it a flophouse. 00:25:31.302 --> 00:25:34.096 All right. Well, if it doesn't have a pool, 00:25:34.180 --> 00:25:36.973 then we're goin' someplace else. 00:25:38.226 --> 00:25:40.185 It has a bed. 00:25:40.269 --> 00:25:43.146 That's all I care about. 00:25:43.189 --> 00:25:45.690 Well, other places have beds, too, 00:25:45.775 --> 00:25:48.735 and they also have a gym... 00:25:57.245 --> 00:26:00.789 Geez, what is this guy's problem? 00:26:00.873 --> 00:26:03.250 No idea. 00:26:07.547 --> 00:26:10.132 Creepy guy. 00:26:24.856 --> 00:26:25.856 What? 00:26:25.898 --> 00:26:29.818 Yes, I'm your neighbor from room 11 00:26:29.902 --> 00:26:33.905 and I hate to disturb you, but I'd like to ask a favor. 00:26:41.664 --> 00:26:44.082 I hope none of this is disturbin' you. 00:26:52.091 --> 00:26:54.050 Hi. I'm from room 11. 00:26:54.093 --> 00:26:58.054 And me and my lady friend need some ice and we don't seem to have an ice bucket. 00:26:58.097 --> 00:27:03.101 If it's not too much trouble, could I possibly borrow yours? I'll bring it right back. 00:27:06.272 --> 00:27:08.190 - Sure. - Thank you. 00:27:15.656 --> 00:27:16.698 What is this? 00:27:18.868 --> 00:27:20.535 It's called a punch. 00:27:21.120 --> 00:27:22.662 Lose the guitar. 00:27:26.125 --> 00:27:27.792 What's your name? 00:27:27.877 --> 00:27:29.961 - Jacob. - Jacob, get up. Get on the bed. 00:27:30.046 --> 00:27:33.465 If you make a wrong move, I will shoot you in the face. 00:27:33.508 --> 00:27:34.549 Open your mouth. 00:27:34.634 --> 00:27:35.842 Wide! 00:27:37.970 --> 00:27:40.472 Let's go. Let's move the Jap over here, too. Let's go. 00:27:49.232 --> 00:27:52.734 So what's the story with you two? You a couple of fags? 00:27:52.818 --> 00:27:53.985 He's my son. 00:27:54.070 --> 00:27:56.446 How's that happened? You don't look Japanese. 00:27:56.489 --> 00:28:00.033 Neither does he. He looks Chinese. 00:28:00.660 --> 00:28:03.328 Oh, ooh, well, excuse me all to hell. 00:28:05.289 --> 00:28:08.625 - What's this about, money? - It's about money, all right, but not yours. 00:28:08.668 --> 00:28:12.295 My brother and I, we're in a little hot water and we need your assistance. 00:28:14.423 --> 00:28:15.423 Stop! 00:28:16.342 --> 00:28:19.010 What's goin' on? 00:28:19.095 --> 00:28:22.430 We're having a bikini contest and you just won. 00:28:22.515 --> 00:28:25.392 It's okay, honey. Everything's gonna be all right. 00:28:25.476 --> 00:28:28.395 Just listen to your daddy, sugar, and you don't do anything stupid. 00:28:28.479 --> 00:28:31.189 You two, Simon says, sit the fuck down. 00:28:31.274 --> 00:28:33.024 Sit down. 00:28:35.861 --> 00:28:38.572 Now, where are the keys to the motor home? 00:28:39.031 --> 00:28:41.741 - On the dresser. - Good. All right. 00:28:41.826 --> 00:28:46.621 Richie, you take these keys, you start this big bastard up and drive it up front. 00:28:50.376 --> 00:28:55.422 Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me? Please? 00:28:55.506 --> 00:28:59.884 - Sure. - Richie, hey! 00:28:59.969 --> 00:29:02.095 Not when you get around to it. Now. 00:29:14.233 --> 00:29:17.944 You, Gidget, go in the bathroom and put on some clothes. 00:29:20.031 --> 00:29:23.199 You got three minutes. One second longer, I shoot your father in the face. 00:29:23.242 --> 00:29:25.410 - Do you understand what I just said? - Yes. 00:29:25.494 --> 00:29:26.995 - Do you believe me? - Yes. 00:29:27.079 --> 00:29:29.748 You damn well better. Go. 00:29:44.930 --> 00:29:47.307 Look, if you want the motor home, 00:29:47.391 --> 00:29:49.392 just take it and get out. 00:29:49.435 --> 00:29:53.938 It's not gonna be that easy, Pops. We're gonna go on a little ride. 00:29:57.026 --> 00:29:59.069 Not a chance. 00:30:00.863 --> 00:30:04.574 - Come again? - If you're takin' people, take me. 00:30:07.370 --> 00:30:10.789 But my kids aren't going anywhere with you. 00:30:10.831 --> 00:30:13.583 Sorry, Pops. I need everybody. 00:30:13.626 --> 00:30:16.961 My children are not goin' with you and that's that. 00:30:17.046 --> 00:30:21.549 That's not fucking that. This is fucking this. 00:30:21.634 --> 00:30:23.218 Dad. 00:30:24.804 --> 00:30:27.263 You sit down. Sit down. 00:30:28.683 --> 00:30:30.975 You, go sit over there. Go sit over there, now. Move it. 00:30:31.018 --> 00:30:32.811 Sit down. 00:30:37.066 --> 00:30:40.026 Now, I don't have time to fuck around, so I'm gonna make this simple. 00:30:40.111 --> 00:30:42.612 You take your kids and you get in that motor home 00:30:42.655 --> 00:30:45.573 or I will execute all three of you right now. 00:30:48.244 --> 00:30:51.371 So, what's it gonna be? 00:30:51.455 --> 00:30:53.540 Yes or no, answer. 00:30:54.834 --> 00:30:56.334 Yes. 00:30:56.377 --> 00:30:58.962 Hey, your old man's all right. He just saved your life. 00:31:01.465 --> 00:31:04.509 Time's up, princess. Here we go. 00:31:05.511 --> 00:31:08.179 Okay, ramblers, let's get rambling. 00:31:22.153 --> 00:31:23.528 Excuse me. 00:31:24.530 --> 00:31:25.905 What? 00:31:27.241 --> 00:31:31.202 - Where are you takin' us? - Mexico. 00:31:31.245 --> 00:31:33.204 What's in Mexico? 00:31:34.039 --> 00:31:35.540 Mexicans. 00:31:37.501 --> 00:31:40.336 - Richie? - Yeah? 00:31:41.630 --> 00:31:43.214 Put in your bit. 00:31:58.856 --> 00:32:01.566 I grind my teeth. 00:32:03.444 --> 00:32:05.487 What are their names? 00:32:05.571 --> 00:32:08.281 - Scott and Kate. - Scott and Kate. 00:32:08.365 --> 00:32:10.533 Who's this? 00:32:12.661 --> 00:32:15.455 - My wife. - Where is the little lady? 00:32:17.541 --> 00:32:21.753 - In heaven. - She dead? 00:32:21.837 --> 00:32:23.463 Yes, she is. 00:32:23.547 --> 00:32:26.633 How'd she die? 00:32:26.717 --> 00:32:28.718 Auto wreck. 00:32:30.429 --> 00:32:32.138 Come on, Jacob. Gimme some more details. 00:32:32.223 --> 00:32:35.934 How'd it happen? Some fucking drunk kill her? 00:32:35.976 --> 00:32:39.145 No. It was a rainy night. 00:32:41.106 --> 00:32:44.400 The brakes on the car weren't great. 00:32:44.443 --> 00:32:47.403 She had to stop suddenly. 00:32:47.446 --> 00:32:51.199 She slid on the road. She crashed. She died. 00:32:51.283 --> 00:32:54.285 - She died right away? - Not quite. 00:32:55.329 --> 00:32:59.541 She was trapped in the wreck for about six hours 00:32:59.625 --> 00:33:02.335 before she passed on. 00:33:02.419 --> 00:33:07.757 Yep. Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they? 00:33:07.800 --> 00:33:10.552 Yes, they do. 00:33:10.636 --> 00:33:13.137 Is that real? 00:33:13.180 --> 00:33:16.808 - Yes. - I've seen one of these things before. 00:33:16.851 --> 00:33:20.645 A friend of mine had himself ordained, a minister of his own religion. 00:33:20.688 --> 00:33:23.982 Some way to fuck the IRS. 00:33:24.066 --> 00:33:26.317 Is that what you're doing or are you the real McCoy? 00:33:27.069 --> 00:33:29.112 The real McCoy? 00:33:30.447 --> 00:33:31.656 You're a preacher? 00:33:32.825 --> 00:33:34.784 I was a minister. 00:33:35.661 --> 00:33:37.996 "Was" as in not anymore? 00:33:38.038 --> 00:33:40.081 - Yes. - Why'd you quit? 00:33:40.165 --> 00:33:41.666 I think I've gotten about 00:33:41.750 --> 00:33:44.836 as up close and personal with you as I'm gonna get. 00:33:44.879 --> 00:33:49.799 Let's just keep this friendly, okay, Pops? Let's not get too sensitive. 00:33:51.802 --> 00:33:56.222 You're right. Enough with the gettin' to know you shit. All right. 00:33:56.307 --> 00:33:58.933 I don't give a rat's ass about you or your fuckin' family. 00:33:59.018 --> 00:34:02.979 You can all live forever or you can die this second. 00:34:03.022 --> 00:34:05.189 And I don't give a shit which. 00:34:05.232 --> 00:34:07.317 The only things that I care about are me, 00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:09.652 that son of a bitch back there in the back and our money. 00:34:09.695 --> 00:34:13.156 So you help us get across the border without incident. 00:34:13.198 --> 00:34:15.867 You stay with us through the night without trying anything funny, 00:34:15.951 --> 00:34:17.827 without trying to escape. 00:34:17.870 --> 00:34:21.164 And in the morning, I'm gonna let you guys go, all of you. 00:34:21.206 --> 00:34:23.708 How do I know you'll keep your word? 00:34:23.751 --> 00:34:26.210 You have to convince me you're tellin' the truth. 00:34:26.295 --> 00:34:29.130 Look, dickhead, the only thing that you have to be convinced about 00:34:29.214 --> 00:34:33.551 is the fact that you are stuck in a situation with a couple of real mean motor scooters. 00:34:33.594 --> 00:34:36.679 And I don't want to have to worry about you all fuckin' night. 00:34:36.722 --> 00:34:39.682 You know, I don't think you wanna be worrying about my brother's intentions 00:34:39.725 --> 00:34:42.936 towards your daughter all night, either. 00:34:43.020 --> 00:34:44.687 Did you notice the way he was looking at her? 00:34:44.730 --> 00:34:45.772 Yes. 00:34:45.856 --> 00:34:47.774 - You didn't like it, did you? - No, I didn't. 00:34:47.858 --> 00:34:50.902 I didn't think so. You get us into Mexico 00:34:50.986 --> 00:34:55.031 and you don't try to escape and your daughter will be safe. 00:34:55.074 --> 00:34:59.118 And in the morning, I will let you go. I give you my word, Jacob. 00:35:02.414 --> 00:35:05.917 If he touches her, I'll kill him! 00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:09.712 Fair enough. You break your word, I'll kill all of ya. 00:35:14.385 --> 00:35:17.261 You got me all crazy 00:35:18.222 --> 00:35:20.390 I can't get outta bed 00:35:22.434 --> 00:35:25.603 Bones are achin' 00:35:25.688 --> 00:35:28.523 Backed up in my head 00:35:30.484 --> 00:35:32.610 Dengue woman 00:35:35.447 --> 00:35:38.324 Stay away from me 00:35:46.417 --> 00:35:48.918 You got your aches and pains 00:35:51.463 --> 00:35:55.174 Over me 00:36:04.727 --> 00:36:08.021 Did you mean what you said back there in the room? 00:36:09.982 --> 00:36:11.566 What? 00:36:14.319 --> 00:36:16.821 In the room? 00:36:16.905 --> 00:36:19.490 Did you mean what you said back there, or were you just foolin' around? 00:36:19.575 --> 00:36:24.829 Because if you really want me to do that for you, I will. I'd be happy to. 00:36:27.124 --> 00:36:31.169 - Do what? - What you said back there in the room? 00:36:31.211 --> 00:36:33.463 What did I say? 00:36:34.506 --> 00:36:37.341 - You asked me if I would eat... Richie. 00:36:37.384 --> 00:36:38.384 What? 00:36:38.469 --> 00:36:41.262 I told you to watch those kids. Not to talk to them. 00:36:41.346 --> 00:36:44.724 You don't have nothin' to say to one another. So let's just cut the chatter. 00:36:47.394 --> 00:36:49.353 We'll talk later. Okay? 00:37:15.547 --> 00:37:17.215 All right, everybody. It's show time. 00:37:17.299 --> 00:37:21.761 Richie, you take Kate into the bathroom. Scott, get up here with your dad. Let's go. 00:37:24.014 --> 00:37:26.390 Now, what are you gonna say? 00:37:28.060 --> 00:37:30.061 I don't have the slightest idea. 00:37:30.104 --> 00:37:33.189 Just keep thinking about the gun next to Kate's head. 00:37:35.067 --> 00:37:36.651 Get in. 00:37:46.578 --> 00:37:47.745 This isn't gonna work, Seth. 00:37:47.830 --> 00:37:50.748 Shut up. It's gonna work just fine. 00:37:51.917 --> 00:37:54.085 Hey, what are you gonna do? 00:37:55.129 --> 00:37:57.922 I'm gonna try and get us across the border. 00:37:58.006 --> 00:38:00.925 Dad, you have to tell them that they're back there. 00:38:01.009 --> 00:38:02.927 Have you forgotten about your sister? 00:38:03.345 --> 00:38:06.556 I want to go on record right now as saying that this is a very bad idea. 00:38:06.598 --> 00:38:08.599 Duly noted. Now shut up. 00:38:09.810 --> 00:38:13.563 Oh, my God. Look over here. Step right over there. 00:38:14.606 --> 00:38:18.025 They're gonna kill us, Dad. They're gonna get us across the border, 00:38:18.110 --> 00:38:20.778 take us out in the desert, then they're gonna fuckin' shoot us. 00:38:20.821 --> 00:38:23.281 If they get over the border, they're gonna let us go. 00:38:23.323 --> 00:38:28.911 No, they won't. Dad, come on. I watch those reality shows. They never let anybody go. 00:38:28.954 --> 00:38:32.790 Any cop'll tell you, in a situation like this, you get a chance, you go for it. 00:38:32.875 --> 00:38:34.917 It may not seem like it, but I know exactly what I'm doing. 00:38:34.960 --> 00:38:36.294 You're gonna have to trust me on this. 00:38:36.378 --> 00:38:38.171 I can't do that, Dad. 00:38:38.630 --> 00:38:40.756 If you don't tell the cops, I will. 00:38:40.799 --> 00:38:42.300 Now listen to me! 00:38:42.342 --> 00:38:45.094 You ain't gonna do a goddamn thing! You hear me? 00:38:47.598 --> 00:38:49.724 I'm running the show! I make the decisions! 00:38:49.808 --> 00:38:51.434 He is running the show. 00:38:51.476 --> 00:38:53.519 - I'm running the show! I'm running the show! - Dad! 00:38:55.314 --> 00:38:57.648 Shh. I make the plays. 00:38:58.483 --> 00:38:59.567 You back the plays I make. 00:39:01.486 --> 00:39:03.154 I need your cover. 00:39:04.573 --> 00:39:05.573 Cover me. 00:39:11.455 --> 00:39:13.122 How many with you? 00:39:13.790 --> 00:39:14.957 Just my son and I. 00:39:16.501 --> 00:39:18.669 What's your purpose in Mexico? 00:39:18.754 --> 00:39:22.632 Vacation. I'm taking him to see his first bullfight. 00:39:23.258 --> 00:39:24.675 They're gonna search the van. 00:39:24.718 --> 00:39:29.013 As long as you don't act like a fuckin' nut, we're gonna be just fine. 00:39:29.598 --> 00:39:32.475 What the hell's that supposed to mean? 00:39:32.517 --> 00:39:34.727 - What? - You just called me a fuckin' nut. 00:39:34.811 --> 00:39:36.896 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 00:39:36.980 --> 00:39:39.440 You said, "As long as I don't act like a fucking nut" 00:39:39.524 --> 00:39:41.359 implying that I've been acting like a fucking nut. 00:39:41.443 --> 00:39:43.527 Take a pill, all right. I just meant be cool. 00:39:43.570 --> 00:39:45.571 Yeah, you meant that, but you meant the other, too. 00:39:45.656 --> 00:39:48.115 This is not the time, Richie. 00:39:48.200 --> 00:39:52.662 Hey, fuck those spic pigs, man! You called me a "fucking nut." 00:39:52.704 --> 00:39:54.705 Now, where I come from, that stops the train in its tracks. 00:39:54.748 --> 00:39:56.707 Keep your fucking voice down. 00:39:56.750 --> 00:39:57.917 Or what? 00:39:59.878 --> 00:40:01.712 - What was that? - Hmm? 00:40:03.215 --> 00:40:07.051 Oh! That was just... Just my daughter in the bathroom. 00:40:07.844 --> 00:40:10.930 I thought you said it was just you and your son? 00:40:11.974 --> 00:40:15.101 Um, I meant me and my son and my daughter. 00:40:17.229 --> 00:40:19.272 Open up. I'm comin' aboard. 00:40:25.737 --> 00:40:29.365 What was the nuttiest thing I did, Seth? I'm curious. Tell me. What was it? 00:40:29.408 --> 00:40:31.701 - This is not the time, Richie. - I know. 00:40:31.743 --> 00:40:34.328 Was it possibly when your ass was rotting in jail and I broke it out? 00:40:34.413 --> 00:40:35.413 Is that the nuttiest thing? 00:40:35.455 --> 00:40:38.249 That was nutty, huh? Not to mention stupid. 00:40:42.754 --> 00:40:44.005 Thanks. 00:40:59.646 --> 00:41:01.105 I'm in the bathroom. 00:41:01.189 --> 00:41:02.982 Open up. It's Border Patrol. 00:41:03.066 --> 00:41:04.650 It's open. 00:41:09.281 --> 00:41:13.451 Do you mind? Shut the fuckin' door, please! 00:41:15.162 --> 00:41:16.495 Excuse me. 00:41:29.301 --> 00:41:31.469 Goddamn, that was intense! 00:41:37.768 --> 00:41:39.810 Oh, baby, we did it. We're in Mexico. 00:41:39.853 --> 00:41:43.689 We're fuckin' in Mexico, you little piece of fuckin' shit! 00:41:43.774 --> 00:41:45.816 Come on! Kate, get out here. 00:41:50.572 --> 00:41:52.656 All right, listen up. Everybody, listen. 00:41:52.699 --> 00:41:54.492 Now I know that I put you all through hell, 00:41:54.576 --> 00:41:57.119 and I know that I have been one rough pecker. 00:41:57.162 --> 00:42:00.956 But from here on out, you guys are all in my cool book. 00:42:00.999 --> 00:42:04.210 Scotty, I want you to help me with Richie. We'll lay him down on the couch over there. 00:42:04.294 --> 00:42:06.462 Jacob, you're gonna keep driving down this street 00:42:06.505 --> 00:42:08.672 until you come to another street called De Gallo. 00:42:08.757 --> 00:42:12.009 When you get to De Gallo, you're gonna turn this big bastard left, 00:42:12.094 --> 00:42:15.805 and you're gonna go down a couple of miles until you see a bar called the Titty Twister. 00:42:15.847 --> 00:42:17.598 From what I understand, you cannot miss it. 00:42:17.682 --> 00:42:18.682 Then? 00:42:18.725 --> 00:42:22.019 And then you stop because that's where we're going. 00:42:36.701 --> 00:42:38.702 Don't make a career out of this, okay? 00:42:38.787 --> 00:42:39.870 Come on, hey. 00:42:41.206 --> 00:42:42.915 Hey, you okay? 00:42:45.043 --> 00:42:48.087 Yeah, I think so. What happened? 00:42:48.171 --> 00:42:50.506 I don't know. You just passed out. 00:42:50.549 --> 00:42:51.549 I did? 00:42:51.633 --> 00:42:53.592 Mmm-hmm. You said something about your hand hurtin' 00:42:53.677 --> 00:42:55.261 and then you just hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. 00:42:56.388 --> 00:42:58.013 Really? 00:42:58.056 --> 00:43:00.850 Head hit the toilet. You scared the shit out of me. 00:43:00.892 --> 00:43:02.977 You sure you're okay? 00:43:04.104 --> 00:43:07.940 Yeah. I think so. I'm just a little fucked up. 00:43:08.024 --> 00:43:12.570 Well, let me tell you something that's gonna clear your head right up. 00:43:12.654 --> 00:43:13.737 What? 00:43:13.780 --> 00:43:16.282 We are officially Mexicans. 00:43:17.284 --> 00:43:20.411 We're in Mexico, buddy. 00:43:20.454 --> 00:43:21.454 - We are? - Yeah. 00:43:21.538 --> 00:43:23.080 We're heading down to the rendezvous right now. 00:43:23.123 --> 00:43:25.458 We're gonna pound booze, wait for Carlos. 00:43:25.542 --> 00:43:28.252 When he gets there, he's gonna take us down to El Rey. 00:43:28.295 --> 00:43:32.673 And then you and I, my brother, we're gonna kick fuckin' back. 00:43:32.757 --> 00:43:35.259 - How do you like them apples? - Far out. 00:43:39.014 --> 00:43:40.222 Where's my glasses? 00:43:40.265 --> 00:43:43.893 Oh, uh... Yeah, they broke when you fell. 00:43:46.104 --> 00:43:47.855 Fuck, Seth, these are like my only pair! 00:43:47.939 --> 00:43:49.690 Don't worry about it. We'll get you another pair. 00:43:49.774 --> 00:43:51.942 Of course I'm gonna worry about it. I can't fuckin' see! 00:43:52.027 --> 00:43:53.569 I'll take care of it when we get to El Rey. 00:43:53.612 --> 00:43:55.279 Yeah, like some Mexican hole in the wall is gonna have my prescription. 00:43:55.363 --> 00:43:58.449 It's not a big deal until you make it a big deal. 00:43:58.492 --> 00:44:00.784 Richie, now, I was in a very good mood. 00:44:00.869 --> 00:44:04.288 So stop bringing me down with this bullshit! 00:44:07.167 --> 00:44:08.876 I can't wear this shit. 00:44:08.960 --> 00:44:11.462 Hey, guys. We're here. 00:44:46.790 --> 00:44:48.499 Pussy! 00:44:54.005 --> 00:44:57.007 All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! 00:44:57.050 --> 00:44:59.468 Come on in, pussy lovers. 00:44:59.511 --> 00:45:02.846 Here at the Titty Twister, we're slashin' pussy in half. 00:45:02.931 --> 00:45:07.434 Give us an offer on our best selection of pussy. This is a pussy blowout! 00:45:07.519 --> 00:45:12.106 All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. 00:45:12.190 --> 00:45:14.024 We got hot pussy, cold pussy. 00:45:14.067 --> 00:45:17.361 We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. 00:45:17.404 --> 00:45:21.031 We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snappin' pussy. 00:45:21.074 --> 00:45:24.285 We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. 00:45:24.369 --> 00:45:27.788 We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. 00:45:27.872 --> 00:45:30.833 Come on, you want pussy. Come on in, pussy lovers. 00:45:30.875 --> 00:45:34.503 If we don't got it, you don't want it. Come on in, pussy lovers. 00:45:41.386 --> 00:45:44.597 Okay, troops, it's the homestretch. Here's the deal. 00:45:44.681 --> 00:45:49.560 This place closes at dawn. Carlos is gonna meet us here sometime before dawn. 00:45:49.644 --> 00:45:51.895 Now, we are gonna go in there, we're gonna take a seat, 00:45:51.980 --> 00:45:53.856 we're gonna have a drink, we're gonna have a bunch of drinks. 00:45:53.898 --> 00:45:55.983 And we're gonna wait for Carlos. 00:45:56.067 --> 00:45:58.819 Let me just say something. I'm very happy about where we're at. 00:45:58.903 --> 00:46:03.490 We got a real nice "I don't fuck with you, you don't fuck with me" attitude goin' on. 00:46:03.575 --> 00:46:07.578 So if everybody just keeps playin' it cool, I'm talkin' to you, too, Richie, 00:46:07.621 --> 00:46:10.414 then everybody's gonna get what they want. 00:46:12.792 --> 00:46:16.503 Okay, hard drinkers, let's drink hard. I'm buyin'. Come on. 00:46:16.588 --> 00:46:17.921 Here we go. 00:46:25.263 --> 00:46:27.598 Out of the stew pot and into the fire. 00:46:27.682 --> 00:46:32.353 Attention, pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale. 00:46:32.437 --> 00:46:35.105 If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, 00:46:35.190 --> 00:46:40.110 you will get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny. 00:46:40.195 --> 00:46:42.571 Try and beat pussy for a penny. 00:46:42.614 --> 00:46:47.159 If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it! 00:46:50.580 --> 00:46:55.918 Hey, what do we have approaching here? A new flavor, apple pie pussy. 00:46:57.504 --> 00:46:59.296 Hey, not so fast, slick. 00:46:59.381 --> 00:47:00.506 Step aside, asshole. 00:47:01.716 --> 00:47:02.841 Son of a... 00:47:04.344 --> 00:47:07.471 Now, is my shit together or is my shit together? 00:47:08.932 --> 00:47:10.307 Here we go. 00:47:14.229 --> 00:47:17.481 Hi! How ya doin'? Enjoying it? I hope so! 00:47:29.160 --> 00:47:32.496 Now, this is my kind of place. 00:48:02.235 --> 00:48:04.278 I could become a regular. 00:48:19.753 --> 00:48:21.044 Whiskey! 00:48:32.891 --> 00:48:36.226 - You can't come in here. - What do you mean? 00:48:36.311 --> 00:48:39.062 It's a private bar. You're not welcome. 00:48:39.105 --> 00:48:42.191 Are you tellin' me that I'm not good enough to drink here? 00:48:42.233 --> 00:48:46.069 This bar is for bikers and truckers only. 00:48:47.655 --> 00:48:49.490 You, get out! 00:48:53.536 --> 00:48:55.746 - Take your hand off of me. - I'm gonna count to three. 00:48:55.830 --> 00:48:58.457 No, I'm gonna count to three. 00:48:58.541 --> 00:48:59.583 - One... - Two... 00:48:59.626 --> 00:49:02.169 Now, wait a minute. There is no reason to get ugly. 00:49:02.253 --> 00:49:05.756 There is just a misunderstanding going on here. 00:49:06.925 --> 00:49:10.260 You said this bar is for truckers and bikers? 00:49:10.303 --> 00:49:12.304 Well, I'm a truck driver. 00:49:12.764 --> 00:49:14.765 If you look outside your door in your parking lot, 00:49:14.808 --> 00:49:18.101 you'll see a big recreational vehicle. 00:49:18.186 --> 00:49:19.436 That's mine. 00:49:19.521 --> 00:49:23.774 In order to drive that legally, you need a class two driver's license. 00:49:24.776 --> 00:49:26.902 This bar is for truck drivers? 00:49:26.945 --> 00:49:28.821 I am a truck driver. 00:49:28.905 --> 00:49:30.781 These are my friends. 00:49:37.914 --> 00:49:40.082 Welcome to the Titty Twister. 00:49:40.124 --> 00:49:43.126 - Bottle of whiskey and five glasses. - Coming right up. 00:50:08.903 --> 00:50:11.822 - You serve food here, Jos�? - Best in Mexico. 00:50:11.906 --> 00:50:13.657 I kind of doubt that. 00:50:15.994 --> 00:50:19.997 We're gonna go over here. You send a waitress over to take our order. Okay? 00:51:12.675 --> 00:51:15.260 Mary had a little lamb 00:51:16.346 --> 00:51:19.264 His fleece was black as coal, yeah 00:51:20.683 --> 00:51:24.895 Anytime you want a lap dance with that girl, kid, just let me know, all right? 00:51:24.938 --> 00:51:26.313 It's on me. 00:51:29.567 --> 00:51:30.776 Pass. 00:51:31.569 --> 00:51:33.737 Is it against your religion? 00:51:33.821 --> 00:51:37.240 No. I do drink. I'm just not drinkin' now. 00:51:38.034 --> 00:51:39.076 Fair enough. More for me. 00:51:39.160 --> 00:51:41.078 - Scott, how 'bout you? - No. 00:51:41.162 --> 00:51:45.123 - Kate, how 'bout you? - No, I can't. I'm not 21 yet. 00:51:45.917 --> 00:51:47.459 That means yes. 00:51:48.044 --> 00:51:49.670 Post time, Kate! 00:51:51.756 --> 00:51:53.006 Here we go. You slam it down. 00:51:53.091 --> 00:51:55.217 You knock the glass down on the table, all right? 00:51:55.259 --> 00:51:56.885 One, two, three! 00:52:02.809 --> 00:52:04.685 Attagirl, Kate. 00:52:04.769 --> 00:52:06.812 Scotty, are you ready? Here we go. You ready for one? 00:52:06.896 --> 00:52:07.938 Okay. 00:52:08.022 --> 00:52:09.231 - No, he won't. - Yes, he will. 00:52:09.273 --> 00:52:12.275 Yes, he will, because I'm not drinking by myself. 00:52:12.944 --> 00:52:14.569 Kate, round two. You ready? Here we go. 00:52:14.612 --> 00:52:16.780 Yes, I'll have another one. Thank you. 00:52:17.115 --> 00:52:18.573 On three. One, two, three. 00:52:30.461 --> 00:52:32.170 Why are you so agitated? 00:52:32.588 --> 00:52:35.674 I'm still stewing about that ape laying his hand on me. 00:52:36.300 --> 00:52:37.634 What are you gonna do? 00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:39.469 I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna finish with this bottle. 00:52:39.721 --> 00:52:41.013 And when I'm finished, 00:52:41.097 --> 00:52:43.098 I'm gonna take this bottle and I'm gonna bust it 00:52:43.141 --> 00:52:44.891 over his melon fucking head! 00:52:46.144 --> 00:52:49.104 Before we stepped in here, you told all of us to be cool. 00:52:49.939 --> 00:52:51.148 So, that means you, too. 00:52:51.232 --> 00:52:53.233 I never said do what I do. I said do what I say. 00:52:56.029 --> 00:52:58.280 On my way I passed it 00:52:59.907 --> 00:53:01.283 Express yourself 00:53:14.881 --> 00:53:19.176 Are you such a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won? 00:53:19.510 --> 00:53:21.762 - What'd you call me? - Nothing. 00:53:21.971 --> 00:53:25.182 I didn't make a statement. I asked a question. 00:53:25.516 --> 00:53:27.893 - Would you like me to ask it again? - Mmm-hmm. 00:53:28.686 --> 00:53:31.605 Are you such a loser, you can't tell when you've won? 00:53:33.733 --> 00:53:37.694 The entire state of Texas, along with the FBI, 00:53:38.488 --> 00:53:39.738 are looking for you. 00:53:40.907 --> 00:53:42.157 Did they find you? 00:53:43.201 --> 00:53:44.409 No, they couldn't. 00:53:45.495 --> 00:53:46.745 You've won, Seth. 00:53:48.998 --> 00:53:50.040 Enjoy it. 00:53:52.960 --> 00:53:54.086 Jacob, 00:53:56.464 --> 00:53:59.466 I want you to have a drink with me. I insist. 00:54:04.472 --> 00:54:05.722 To your family. 00:54:06.891 --> 00:54:07.974 To yours. 00:54:16.734 --> 00:54:19.152 And now, for your viewing pleasure, 00:54:19.737 --> 00:54:21.321 the mistress of the macabre, 00:54:22.615 --> 00:54:23.865 the epitome of evil, 00:54:24.117 --> 00:54:26.993 the most sinister woman to ever dance on the face of this Earth. 00:54:27.370 --> 00:54:29.746 Bite this! - Lowly dog! 00:54:30.581 --> 00:54:34.376 Bow your head, kneel and worship 00:54:34.710 --> 00:54:38.463 at the feet of Santanico Pandemonium. 00:55:33.352 --> 00:55:36.980 Watching her 00:55:37.023 --> 00:55:39.608 Strolling in the night 00:55:40.026 --> 00:55:41.318 So right 00:55:41.819 --> 00:55:44.779 Wondering why 00:55:45.072 --> 00:55:48.575 It's only after dark 00:55:57.210 --> 00:56:00.503 In her eyes 00:56:00.546 --> 00:56:03.381 The distant firelight 00:56:03.758 --> 00:56:05.300 Burns bright 00:56:05.635 --> 00:56:08.637 Wondering why 00:56:08.971 --> 00:56:12.307 It's only after dark 00:56:21.609 --> 00:56:25.195 Find myself in her room 00:56:26.405 --> 00:56:30.575 Feel the fever of my doom 00:56:31.202 --> 00:56:34.579 Falling for her through the floor 00:56:35.706 --> 00:56:39.125 I'm knocking on the devil's door 00:56:39.210 --> 00:56:40.627 Yeah 00:58:15.806 --> 00:58:19.392 Burning, burning in the flame 00:58:20.478 --> 00:58:24.481 Now that I know her secret name 00:58:25.358 --> 00:58:28.610 You can tear her temple down 00:58:29.820 --> 00:58:33.323 But she'll be back and rule again 00:58:33.407 --> 00:58:34.532 Yeah 00:58:58.182 --> 00:58:59.933 That's what I call a fucking show! 00:59:04.021 --> 00:59:05.105 Wow! 00:59:15.408 --> 00:59:16.449 Come here! 00:59:18.369 --> 00:59:19.953 That guy! It's the puta over there! 00:59:20.037 --> 00:59:21.329 Richie, get back on the clock. 00:59:23.999 --> 00:59:26.126 - How many? - Three. 00:59:29.004 --> 00:59:30.004 Which one? 00:59:31.257 --> 00:59:35.593 This piece of shit here, man. Broke my finger and my nose! 00:59:36.387 --> 00:59:39.264 And this faggot kicked me in the ribs while I was down. 00:59:39.640 --> 00:59:42.225 - Up! - Fuck you, bogeyman! 00:59:47.773 --> 00:59:49.065 Fuck! 00:59:52.027 --> 00:59:53.319 Fuck you! 01:00:04.248 --> 01:00:07.792 All right, everybody be cool, or you'll be just as dead as these fucks! 01:00:09.753 --> 01:00:11.754 How's your hand? Let me see it. 01:00:14.508 --> 01:00:15.550 Shit. 01:00:25.102 --> 01:00:26.519 You think that was funny? 01:00:37.531 --> 01:00:38.573 Sit down! 01:01:03.390 --> 01:01:04.682 Richie, look out! 01:01:04.934 --> 01:01:07.810 Motherfucking shit! Get the fuck off me! 01:01:08.229 --> 01:01:09.854 - Hey! Hey! - Get her off me! 01:01:11.482 --> 01:01:13.149 What the fuck are you doing? Shoot her! 01:01:15.528 --> 01:01:16.653 I'm coming, buddy! 01:01:22.701 --> 01:01:24.202 - Richie. Rich. - You bitch. 01:01:26.038 --> 01:01:27.080 Richie. 01:01:28.916 --> 01:01:30.500 Fucking bitch! 01:01:31.961 --> 01:01:33.002 Richie. 01:01:41.720 --> 01:01:42.762 Hey. 01:01:58.654 --> 01:01:59.904 What the fuck? 01:02:07.121 --> 01:02:09.289 Dinner is served. 01:02:17.756 --> 01:02:19.132 What the fuck? 01:02:29.852 --> 01:02:31.394 Get off me! 01:02:47.328 --> 01:02:48.911 Come on! Come on, you! 01:02:50.205 --> 01:02:51.331 Jacob! 01:02:55.419 --> 01:02:57.420 Oh, no! Look out! Look out! 01:03:05.095 --> 01:03:07.347 You know what everybody says about me, huh? 01:03:08.015 --> 01:03:09.098 I suck! 01:03:39.463 --> 01:03:41.464 Get off me! What the fuck are you doing? 01:03:47.846 --> 01:03:50.640 Let's see if you taste as good as your brother. 01:03:52.768 --> 01:03:53.768 Fuck you! 01:04:14.123 --> 01:04:15.123 Hey! Hey! 01:04:30.764 --> 01:04:31.764 Oh, shit! 01:04:39.523 --> 01:04:40.565 Huh? 01:04:47.197 --> 01:04:48.239 Gimme that! 01:05:06.133 --> 01:05:08.384 I'm not gonna drain you completely. 01:05:09.303 --> 01:05:10.845 You'll be my slave. 01:05:12.681 --> 01:05:14.724 Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood, 01:05:14.767 --> 01:05:17.226 you'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. 01:05:18.562 --> 01:05:19.729 You'll be my foot stool. 01:05:20.272 --> 01:05:23.941 And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. 01:05:25.819 --> 01:05:27.195 Since you'll be my dog, 01:05:27.780 --> 01:05:30.615 your new name will be Spot. 01:05:32.785 --> 01:05:35.536 Welcome to slavery. 01:05:36.038 --> 01:05:38.039 No, thanks. I already had a wife. 01:06:03.607 --> 01:06:04.941 We might be in trouble. 01:06:11.448 --> 01:06:13.074 Yo, monkey man. 01:06:15.994 --> 01:06:17.620 Anything you got to say to them, 01:06:20.374 --> 01:06:21.457 say to me first. 01:06:24.294 --> 01:06:25.711 This! 01:06:46.191 --> 01:06:47.316 That's enough. 01:08:15.781 --> 01:08:17.323 Ain't they supposed to burn up or something? 01:08:27.000 --> 01:08:28.960 Oh, fuck. 01:08:40.722 --> 01:08:42.598 Now let's kill that fucking band! 01:08:43.642 --> 01:08:44.767 I can do that. 01:08:47.562 --> 01:08:49.522 Fuck you, everybody. Good night! 01:08:54.069 --> 01:08:55.069 Fuckers. 01:09:12.963 --> 01:09:13.963 Hey, buddy. 01:09:16.758 --> 01:09:19.093 I'm sorry I fucked things up, Richie. 01:09:25.642 --> 01:09:28.060 You would've liked it in El Rey. You would've... 01:09:30.105 --> 01:09:31.313 You would've found peace. 01:09:35.110 --> 01:09:36.485 I love you, buddy. 01:09:39.531 --> 01:09:40.656 I love you too, Seth. 01:09:54.463 --> 01:09:56.630 You touch my brother with that stake, biker, 01:09:56.673 --> 01:09:58.257 and vampires aren't gonna have to suck your blood. 01:09:58.341 --> 01:09:59.842 They'll be able to lick it up off the floor. 01:09:59.885 --> 01:10:01.052 He's not your brother anymore. 01:10:01.136 --> 01:10:04.388 That's a matter of opinion and I don't give a fuck about yours. 01:10:04.514 --> 01:10:08.350 Don't be a fool! He'll kill us all. 01:10:08.393 --> 01:10:10.186 - Shut up! - Shut up! 01:10:10.729 --> 01:10:12.563 Let's go. Move, move. 01:10:29.706 --> 01:10:30.790 Hold him down. 01:10:37.172 --> 01:10:38.339 Richie. 01:10:39.633 --> 01:10:43.636 Here is the peace in death, that I could not give you in life. 01:10:59.945 --> 01:11:01.070 Fuck! 01:11:12.082 --> 01:11:14.917 Seth, are you okay? 01:11:15.210 --> 01:11:17.753 I'm peachy, Kate. The worid is my oyster. 01:11:22.259 --> 01:11:24.009 Except for the fact that I just... 01:11:25.971 --> 01:11:29.598 I just rammed a wooden stake into my brother's chest, 01:11:29.641 --> 01:11:31.684 because he turned into a vampire. 01:11:32.269 --> 01:11:34.311 Even though I don't believe in vampires. 01:11:34.729 --> 01:11:37.857 Aside from that unfortunate business, 01:11:38.942 --> 01:11:40.401 everything is hunky-dory. 01:11:43.822 --> 01:11:46.740 - I'm really, really sorry. - Bullshit! Bullshit! 01:11:48.618 --> 01:11:51.078 If it were up to you, if you had half a chance, 01:11:51.288 --> 01:11:53.038 you would feed us to those fucks. 01:11:53.206 --> 01:11:54.415 Then why didn't I? 01:11:58.753 --> 01:12:01.714 I'm sorry you lost your brother. I'm sorry he's dead. 01:12:02.132 --> 01:12:03.966 I'm sorry everybody's dead. 01:12:04.384 --> 01:12:08.637 But if we're gonna get out of this, we need you clean and sober and thinking. 01:12:08.722 --> 01:12:09.805 Not drunk. 01:12:13.977 --> 01:12:15.144 What is that? 01:12:15.395 --> 01:12:19.440 Don't know. First I thought it was just birds. 01:12:23.028 --> 01:12:24.069 Bats. 01:12:30.952 --> 01:12:31.994 Gimme a hand. 01:13:20.335 --> 01:13:21.377 No! 01:13:24.256 --> 01:13:25.339 Hey! 01:13:41.106 --> 01:13:42.606 I'm sorry. 01:13:43.733 --> 01:13:44.817 Come on! 01:13:54.786 --> 01:13:58.747 We'll take care of this mess, you go stake the rest of those ugly fucks. 01:13:58.915 --> 01:13:59.957 Way ahead of you. 01:14:01.543 --> 01:14:04.420 - Watch your step. What's your name, girlie? - Kate. What's yours? 01:14:04.462 --> 01:14:06.588 - Sex Machine. Pleased to meet you, Kate. - You, too. 01:15:31.674 --> 01:15:34.843 - Is everybody okay? - Yeah. I'm okay. 01:15:40.183 --> 01:15:42.226 Does anybody know what's going on here? 01:15:42.310 --> 01:15:43.519 I know what's going on. 01:15:44.062 --> 01:15:45.938 We've got a bunch of fucking vampires out there, 01:15:46.022 --> 01:15:48.690 trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood, 01:15:48.775 --> 01:15:50.401 and that's it, plain and simple. 01:15:50.485 --> 01:15:53.320 And I don't wanna hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires." 01:15:53.363 --> 01:15:58.117 Because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, 01:15:58.326 --> 01:16:00.953 and what I saw is fucking vampires. 01:16:01.037 --> 01:16:04.748 Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires? 01:16:05.375 --> 01:16:07.668 Yes. - You, too, preacher? 01:16:08.378 --> 01:16:11.713 I don't believe in vampires, but I believe in what I saw. 01:16:11.798 --> 01:16:14.925 Good for you. All right, now that we all agree that we're dealing with vampires, 01:16:15.009 --> 01:16:16.552 what do we know about vampires? 01:16:17.262 --> 01:16:19.430 Crosses hurt vampires. Do we have a cross? 01:16:20.056 --> 01:16:21.348 In the motor home. 01:16:21.391 --> 01:16:22.433 In other words, no. 01:16:22.517 --> 01:16:25.769 Wait a second. I mean, just look around. We got crosses all over the place. 01:16:25.854 --> 01:16:28.689 All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross. 01:16:28.731 --> 01:16:31.233 Yeah, he's right. Peter Cushing does that all the time. 01:16:31.317 --> 01:16:34.528 Okay, I'll buy that. So, we got crosses covered. What else? 01:16:34.737 --> 01:16:37.364 Wooden stakes in the heart have been working pretty good so far. 01:16:37.490 --> 01:16:42.744 And garlic, sunlight, holy water. I'm not sure. 01:16:42.871 --> 01:16:44.913 Doesn't silver have something to do with vampires? 01:16:44.998 --> 01:16:46.248 That's werewolves. 01:16:46.332 --> 01:16:47.791 I know silver bullets are werewolves. 01:16:47.876 --> 01:16:50.169 But I'm sure silver has something to do with vampires. 01:16:50.253 --> 01:16:52.296 Well, does anybody have any silver? 01:16:55.258 --> 01:16:56.925 Okay. Then, who cares? 01:16:58.261 --> 01:17:00.846 Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, 01:17:00.930 --> 01:17:03.307 or are we just remembering what some movie said? 01:17:03.808 --> 01:17:06.810 I mean, a real book. - You mean like a Time-Life book? 01:17:06.936 --> 01:17:09.730 I take it the answer's no. Okay, then. 01:17:09.772 --> 01:17:12.024 What do we know about these vampires? 01:17:12.150 --> 01:17:15.694 We know they got superhuman strength, but we can hurt them. 01:17:15.778 --> 01:17:17.362 - Yeah. Another thing, though is 01:17:17.447 --> 01:17:19.448 if you're gonna drive a chair leg through a human, 01:17:19.782 --> 01:17:21.783 you better be one strong son of a bitch. 01:17:21.868 --> 01:17:25.537 I mean, the human body is one rough, tough machine. 01:17:25.788 --> 01:17:29.124 But these vamps, these vamps, they have soft bodies. 01:17:29.250 --> 01:17:32.503 The texture of their skin is soft and they're mushier. 01:17:32.587 --> 01:17:34.046 You can push shit right through them. 01:17:34.255 --> 01:17:37.466 Conceivably, if you hit one hard enough, take their head right off. 01:17:40.345 --> 01:17:44.515 Actually, our best weapon against these satanic cocksuckers, 01:17:45.308 --> 01:17:46.308 is this man. 01:17:47.936 --> 01:17:49.144 He's a preacher. 01:17:49.896 --> 01:17:52.439 As far as God's concerned, we might as well all be a piece of shit, 01:17:52.482 --> 01:17:53.982 but he's one of the boys. 01:17:54.400 --> 01:17:57.361 Only one problem, his faith isn't what it used to be. 01:18:02.242 --> 01:18:03.951 I've had enough of your taunts. 01:18:05.578 --> 01:18:08.956 I'm not taunting you, Jacob. We need you. 01:18:10.124 --> 01:18:13.752 A faithless preacher doesn't mean shit to us. 01:18:17.382 --> 01:18:22.302 A servant of God can take a cross and shove it up these monsters' asses. 01:18:22.345 --> 01:18:26.932 A servant of God can bless the tap water and make it a weapon. 01:18:29.686 --> 01:18:30.811 Jacob, 01:18:31.896 --> 01:18:33.564 I know why you lost your faith. 01:18:36.526 --> 01:18:41.863 How could holiness exist if your wife can be taken away from you and your children? 01:18:43.783 --> 01:18:46.535 Now, I've always said that God can kiss my ass. 01:18:46.578 --> 01:18:49.955 But I just changed my lifetime tune about 30 minutes ago. 01:18:50.373 --> 01:18:54.001 'Cause I know that whatever is out there trying to get in, 01:18:54.043 --> 01:18:56.336 is pure evil, straight from hell. 01:18:56.379 --> 01:19:00.007 And if there is a hell, and those sons of bitches are from it, 01:19:00.049 --> 01:19:03.051 then there has got to be a heaven, Jacob. There's gotta be! 01:19:08.182 --> 01:19:09.391 So, which are you? 01:19:11.227 --> 01:19:13.103 Are you a faithless preacher, 01:19:13.187 --> 01:19:15.856 or are you a mean motherfucking servant of God? 01:19:25.992 --> 01:19:27.576 I'm a mean 01:19:30.496 --> 01:19:32.205 servant of God. 01:19:39.464 --> 01:19:42.257 I don't know if I can take much more of that noise. 01:19:43.760 --> 01:19:45.177 Sure you can. 01:19:47.305 --> 01:19:49.931 You can take it because you got no choice. 01:19:51.392 --> 01:19:55.604 How'd you like to spend 24 hours of it lying in some muddy ditch, 01:19:56.189 --> 01:20:00.233 with nothing but the rotten corpses of your friends to keep you company? 01:20:01.027 --> 01:20:02.653 What are you talking about? 01:20:07.617 --> 01:20:09.076 I was in 'Nam. 01:20:09.952 --> 01:20:11.244 Back in '72. 01:20:13.289 --> 01:20:15.457 I was trapped behind enemy lines, 01:20:16.167 --> 01:20:18.251 with my entire squad dead. 01:20:20.129 --> 01:20:21.838 They thought they had killed everyone. 01:20:23.549 --> 01:20:26.134 Except for me, they was right. 01:20:26.803 --> 01:20:28.970 But it wasn't for their lack of trying. 01:20:29.806 --> 01:20:31.056 A grenade, 01:20:32.016 --> 01:20:34.267 blew up right beside me. 01:20:36.479 --> 01:20:37.938 That's why I'm so pretty. 01:20:39.148 --> 01:20:42.734 And they start pushing all them bodies in on top of me. 01:20:43.152 --> 01:20:45.320 And all I could do, was lay there. 01:20:45.613 --> 01:20:46.822 Play possum. 01:20:47.782 --> 01:20:50.325 Listen to the enemy joke, laugh, 01:20:50.660 --> 01:20:54.371 hour after hour after hour. 01:21:04.382 --> 01:21:06.967 Sex Machine. 01:21:07.009 --> 01:21:09.386 Kill them. 01:21:09.470 --> 01:21:11.388 Kill them. 01:21:13.558 --> 01:21:15.434 So I finally climbed out of this hole 01:21:16.853 --> 01:21:19.396 and I sneaked up on the enemy while he was sleeping. 01:21:20.273 --> 01:21:24.609 And I killed one, two, three, four, five... 01:21:56.058 --> 01:21:57.851 When I came to my senses, 01:21:59.729 --> 01:22:04.191 I realized I had killed an entire VC squad. 01:22:04.817 --> 01:22:05.984 Single-handed. 01:22:06.736 --> 01:22:09.488 There was blood 01:22:10.615 --> 01:22:15.243 and chunks of yellow flesh, clinging to my bayonet. 01:22:20.416 --> 01:22:24.044 To this day, I don't remember... 01:22:25.880 --> 01:22:28.423 Get him off of me! Get off of me! 01:22:28.466 --> 01:22:30.675 Please! Get him off! 01:22:35.306 --> 01:22:36.473 No! 01:22:44.148 --> 01:22:45.190 Dad! 01:22:59.455 --> 01:23:02.749 He fucking bit me. He fucking bit me. 01:23:04.210 --> 01:23:05.877 What are you gonna do about it? 01:23:06.879 --> 01:23:08.129 Come on, Sex Machine. 01:23:19.183 --> 01:23:22.143 Oh, shit! 01:23:32.655 --> 01:23:35.240 Get up! Get up! Up! Come on! 01:23:46.878 --> 01:23:49.296 Go! Fuck! 01:23:59.807 --> 01:24:02.809 Wait, we have to go back for my father. 01:24:02.852 --> 01:24:04.603 Your dad's dead, Kate. 01:24:50.650 --> 01:24:51.942 He is the light. 01:24:52.860 --> 01:24:56.154 The people who walk 01:24:57.073 --> 01:24:58.573 in the darkness 01:25:00.451 --> 01:25:02.827 have seen the light! 01:25:27.603 --> 01:25:29.270 Open the door! 01:25:30.856 --> 01:25:32.232 Open the door! 01:25:36.028 --> 01:25:37.195 Go! Go! 01:25:37.571 --> 01:25:38.822 Oh, Daddy! 01:25:39.490 --> 01:25:40.949 Jacob, are you bit? 01:25:43.285 --> 01:25:44.369 Yeah. 01:25:45.121 --> 01:25:48.581 Motherfuck. Motherfucking vampires! 01:25:48.624 --> 01:25:52.794 I'm gonna kill every last one of you godless, fucking pieces of shit! 01:25:52.837 --> 01:25:54.671 You bet you are and I'm gonna help you do it. 01:25:55.464 --> 01:25:57.090 But we ain't got much time. 01:25:57.383 --> 01:26:00.468 - You're gonna be okay, aren't you? - No, I'm not. 01:26:00.720 --> 01:26:03.722 I've been bit. In fact, I'm already dead. 01:26:04.849 --> 01:26:06.057 Now... 01:26:07.560 --> 01:26:10.979 I'd say in the next 20 or 30 minutes, our friends outside will bust in this door 01:26:11.147 --> 01:26:14.315 and I'll probably turn into a vampire within the hour. 01:26:14.400 --> 01:26:15.859 Now, you have two choices. 01:26:15.943 --> 01:26:18.987 You can wait for me to turn, then deal with me. 01:26:19.321 --> 01:26:21.239 Or we can kick open that door, 01:26:21.657 --> 01:26:25.410 and the four of us can go at 'em, hit 'em with everything we have. 01:26:26.037 --> 01:26:28.204 But if we're gonna go at 'em, we gotta go at 'em now. 01:26:31.625 --> 01:26:32.834 What's this stuff? 01:26:34.045 --> 01:26:36.254 My guess is this little dive 01:26:36.338 --> 01:26:39.591 has been feeding on bikers and truckers for a long time. 01:26:40.342 --> 01:26:42.469 This is probably the shipments they stole off the trucks. 01:26:42.511 --> 01:26:44.763 I say, let's tear this place apart for weapons. 01:26:44.847 --> 01:26:47.057 So when they burst through that door, we'll make 'em wish they never did. 01:26:47.141 --> 01:26:48.349 I don't care about living or dying anymore. 01:26:48.434 --> 01:26:51.561 I just wanna send as many of these devils back to hell, as I can. 01:26:51.854 --> 01:26:52.937 Amen. 01:27:56.252 --> 01:27:58.294 Loving God, bless this water 01:27:58.420 --> 01:28:02.507 and give us your protection and strength in this, our darkest hour. Amen. 01:28:11.267 --> 01:28:14.644 Before we go any further, I need you three to promise me something. 01:28:15.396 --> 01:28:18.439 I'll fight with you till the bitter end, but when I turn into one of them, 01:28:19.233 --> 01:28:20.984 I won't be Jacob anymore. 01:28:22.278 --> 01:28:24.028 I'll be a lapdog of Satan. 01:28:24.947 --> 01:28:28.575 I want you three to promise you'll take me down, no different from the rest. 01:28:29.326 --> 01:28:30.493 I promise, Jacob. 01:28:31.537 --> 01:28:33.079 Kate? Scott? 01:28:34.498 --> 01:28:35.623 I promise. 01:28:36.834 --> 01:28:39.169 - Scott? - Yeah, I promise. 01:28:42.464 --> 01:28:44.048 Why don't I believe you? 01:28:47.136 --> 01:28:48.636 I'm gonna ask you two again. 01:28:49.847 --> 01:28:52.182 Then I want you to swear to God, 01:28:52.558 --> 01:28:54.225 that you'll kill me! 01:28:55.519 --> 01:28:59.480 If you don't, I'm gonna just kill myself right now. 01:28:59.815 --> 01:29:03.109 Now, since you need me, I think you better swear! 01:29:04.153 --> 01:29:09.991 Kate, do you swear to God that when I become one of the undead, 01:29:10.743 --> 01:29:11.993 you'll kill me? 01:29:14.371 --> 01:29:15.496 Kate! 01:29:15.998 --> 01:29:18.625 We don't have much time, so I'm only giving you to the count of five. 01:29:18.667 --> 01:29:22.795 One, two, three, four... 01:29:22.838 --> 01:29:25.673 Okay, all right! I promise I'll do it! 01:29:27.551 --> 01:29:29.677 Good girl. Now, Scott, 01:29:30.262 --> 01:29:32.889 we have even less time, so I'm giving you the count of three. 01:29:32.973 --> 01:29:35.350 - One... - No, you don't believe in suicide. 01:29:35.392 --> 01:29:39.437 It's not suicide, if you're already dead. Two. 01:29:39.855 --> 01:29:42.232 Okay! Okay. 01:29:43.192 --> 01:29:46.694 I'll kill you when you change. I swear to God, in Jesus Christ's name. 01:29:46.779 --> 01:29:47.779 Thank you, Son. 01:29:48.197 --> 01:29:52.575 Okay, vampire killers, let's kill some fucking vampires. 01:30:13.389 --> 01:30:17.100 Those who walk in the darkness have seen the light. 01:30:17.184 --> 01:30:19.894 In the darkness have seen the light. 01:30:21.563 --> 01:30:23.940 In the darkness, the light. 01:30:42.751 --> 01:30:46.212 Those who walk in the darkness have seen the light. 01:30:48.966 --> 01:30:50.508 Kill 'em all! 01:32:17.638 --> 01:32:19.514 Come on! Come on! 01:34:18.800 --> 01:34:19.800 Dad? 01:34:30.687 --> 01:34:32.396 Dad! No, Dad! 01:34:32.606 --> 01:34:34.148 Dad! Dad! 01:34:47.162 --> 01:34:49.372 I swear to God, in Jesus Christ's name. 01:34:51.333 --> 01:34:52.667 Oh, my God! 01:34:54.169 --> 01:34:55.711 Fight now, cry later! 01:35:00.968 --> 01:35:05.304 Get the fuck off! Get off! Get off! Get 'em off! 01:35:19.611 --> 01:35:20.861 Kill me, Kate. 01:35:23.407 --> 01:35:25.032 Just kill me, Kate. 01:35:26.868 --> 01:35:28.035 I can't. 01:35:47.180 --> 01:35:50.558 - How many bullets you have? - I don't know. Not many. 01:35:51.184 --> 01:35:53.894 When you run out, start cold-cocking 'em. Make 'em sing for their supper. 01:36:05.157 --> 01:36:08.326 Seth, should I save the last bullets for us? 01:36:08.952 --> 01:36:11.662 No. Use it on the next fuck that tries to bite you. 01:36:22.007 --> 01:36:24.300 Shoot more holes. Shoot more holes! 01:36:31.183 --> 01:36:33.100 - Perfect. - They can't go into the light. 01:36:33.477 --> 01:36:36.687 Perfect. All right, go. 01:36:36.772 --> 01:36:38.606 Hey, Seth, don't leave me. 01:36:41.109 --> 01:36:43.778 Come here. Come here. Come on! 01:36:45.447 --> 01:36:46.447 Come on, you! 01:36:49.618 --> 01:36:50.785 Come here, you fucks! 01:36:52.788 --> 01:36:55.456 Hello? I'm looking for my friend Seth. 01:36:55.957 --> 01:36:58.793 Carlos! Kick in the door! 01:37:09.262 --> 01:37:10.304 Go! 01:37:11.264 --> 01:37:12.682 Son of a bitch. 01:37:43.255 --> 01:37:45.005 What the fuck was goin' on in there? 01:37:50.637 --> 01:37:52.263 What's the matter with you? Are you crazy? 01:37:52.347 --> 01:37:57.685 Why, out of all the godforsaken shit holes in Mexico do we have to meet here? 01:37:59.354 --> 01:38:01.355 One place is just as good as another. 01:38:03.525 --> 01:38:04.734 You ever been here before? 01:38:06.737 --> 01:38:09.822 No. I drove by it a couple times. 01:38:10.198 --> 01:38:12.450 It's a rowdy place. It's out in the middle of nowhere. 01:38:12.534 --> 01:38:14.827 There'll be no cops. And it's open from dusk till dawn. 01:38:14.870 --> 01:38:17.204 Didn't you say you wanted to meet in the morning? Here we are. 01:38:17.247 --> 01:38:20.750 Well, since you just picked this place out of a hat, my brother is dead, 01:38:20.834 --> 01:38:24.211 that girl's entire fucking family is dead! 01:38:27.758 --> 01:38:28.883 What were they? Psychos? 01:38:29.718 --> 01:38:31.635 They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? 01:38:31.720 --> 01:38:32.720 They were vampires. 01:38:32.804 --> 01:38:36.056 Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. 01:38:36.099 --> 01:38:37.892 I don't give a fuck how crazy they are! 01:38:40.437 --> 01:38:43.230 Seth, how can I make it up to you? 01:38:43.940 --> 01:38:46.776 You can't make it up to me, Carlos. You can't do it. 01:38:47.110 --> 01:38:48.736 Can't make it up! 01:38:52.699 --> 01:38:57.244 15% instead of 30% for my stay in El Rey, that's a good start. 01:38:59.915 --> 01:39:00.956 Twenty-eight. 01:39:01.750 --> 01:39:03.501 My brother's gone. You understand that? 01:39:03.585 --> 01:39:06.587 He's gone and he's not coming back and that is your fault. 01:39:10.217 --> 01:39:11.342 Twenty. 01:39:14.346 --> 01:39:15.513 - Twenty-five. - Twenty-five. 01:39:17.891 --> 01:39:20.351 Kate. Go to the RV, get the suitcase. 01:39:26.316 --> 01:39:27.608 You look like hell. 01:39:29.444 --> 01:39:31.779 You want a cold beer? I got some in the car. 01:39:33.990 --> 01:39:35.783 Come on, they're cold. Huh? 01:39:36.409 --> 01:39:37.952 I got Mexican and domestic. 01:39:55.971 --> 01:39:58.180 So, how do you like the car? It's all right. 01:40:00.016 --> 01:40:02.768 I said "like new." This is a '90. 01:40:03.103 --> 01:40:07.064 Hey, it is new, cabr�n. Belonged to a drug dealer friend of mine. 01:40:07.232 --> 01:40:09.650 Hey, he only drove it, like, 14 times in five years. 01:40:09.693 --> 01:40:11.026 It's like new, I swear to God. 01:40:15.031 --> 01:40:17.783 - So, what do I do, follow you? - Yeah, follow me. 01:40:17.826 --> 01:40:18.868 All right, let's do it. 01:40:28.003 --> 01:40:29.003 I'm sorry. 01:40:41.808 --> 01:40:43.309 Yeah, I'm sorry, too. 01:40:52.360 --> 01:40:54.403 - I'll see ya. - Seth? 01:40:57.866 --> 01:40:59.450 You need some company? 01:41:03.288 --> 01:41:05.748 Kate, do you know where I'm going? Do you know what El Rey is? 01:41:08.418 --> 01:41:10.336 - No. Hey, Seth. 01:41:12.297 --> 01:41:13.714 It's time to go. 01:41:16.259 --> 01:41:17.551 Go home, Kate. 01:41:21.389 --> 01:41:23.849 I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard. 01:41:58.718 --> 01:42:01.470 Hot air hangs like a dead man 01:42:02.806 --> 01:42:04.890 From a white oak tree 01:42:06.643 --> 01:42:09.561 People sittin' on porches 01:42:09.938 --> 01:42:12.189 Thinking how things used to be 01:42:12.732 --> 01:42:14.191 Dark night 01:42:15.944 --> 01:42:18.070 It's a dark night 01:42:19.864 --> 01:42:21.615 Dark night 01:42:23.243 --> 01:42:25.119 It's a dark night 01:43:02.699 --> 01:43:05.701 Everything about her was natural 01:43:06.494 --> 01:43:08.996 Everything about her was cool 01:43:10.290 --> 01:43:13.709 But I'm a little partial for beautiful giris 01:43:14.210 --> 01:43:18.213 Even if their bloods run blue 01:43:20.508 --> 01:43:22.134 I think I see her 01:43:24.179 --> 01:43:26.346 I think I want her 01:43:28.141 --> 01:43:29.892 I think I love her 01:43:29.976 --> 01:43:32.394 She's just killing me 01:43:33.438 --> 01:43:36.023 I think she's killing me 01:43:45.366 --> 01:43:48.243 Her castanets are enormous 01:43:49.079 --> 01:43:51.705 Her bongo beat absolute 01:43:52.874 --> 01:43:56.251 And when she doin' midnight performances 01:43:56.920 --> 01:43:59.421 She's got a secret something to boot 01:44:03.051 --> 01:44:04.718 I think I see her 01:44:07.013 --> 01:44:08.430 I think I want her 01:44:10.475 --> 01:44:12.226 Oh, I think I love her 01:44:12.310 --> 01:44:16.063 But she's just killing me, killing me 01:44:16.147 --> 01:44:18.148 I think she's killing me 01:45:21.004 --> 01:45:22.713 Oooh 01:45:33.308 --> 01:45:36.935 Miss Santanico Pandemonium 01:45:37.812 --> 01:45:40.480 Don't get any lower or slower 01:45:41.274 --> 01:45:44.818 What you see is what you get conmigo 01:45:45.153 --> 01:45:48.071 And the bonus of an albino boa 01:45:51.868 --> 01:45:53.410 I think I see her 01:45:55.288 --> 01:45:57.206 I think I want her 01:45:58.917 --> 01:46:00.876 Yes, I think I love her 01:46:01.252 --> 01:46:05.005 She's just killing me, killing me 01:46:05.048 --> 01:46:08.300 She's just killing me That's some time I had 01:46:10.178 --> 01:46:12.804 Oh, I think I see her 01:46:14.891 --> 01:46:16.767 I know I love her 01:46:18.311 --> 01:46:20.479 Yes, I might love her 01:46:20.521 --> 01:46:24.066 She's just killing me 01:46:24.150 --> 01:46:26.526 She wanna be killing me 01:46:26.569 --> 01:46:28.028 Suck my blood 01:46:29.000 --> 01:46:32.104 Download Movie Subtitles Searcher from www.OpenSubtitles.org