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TURKISH:
My name is Turkish.

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Funny name for an Englishman,
I know.

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My parents to be were on the same plane
when it crashed. That's how they met.

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They named me after
the name of the plane.

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Not many people are
named after a plane crash.

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That's Tommy.

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He tells people
he was named after a gun.

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But I know he was really named after
a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

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Known him for as long as I can
remember. He's my partner.

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Doesn't mean we hold hands
or take walks.

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What it really means is I try to keep him
out of as much trouble as he inflicts on me.

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I give him a hard time.
Keeps him in check.

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But really, he's like my brother.

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What do I know about diamonds?
I'm a boxing promoter.

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I was a happy boxing promoter
until a week ago, and then:

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What do I know about diamonds?

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Don't they come from Antwerp?

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JOSEPH:
Himy, would you listen to this?

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HIMY:
Do we have a choice?

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MUTTI: A lot of it wasn't
meant to be taken literally.

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It's a nice story, Adam and Eve.

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It's bound with moral fiber,

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but asking a grown man
to believe it?

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[BEEPING]

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GUARD:
What is it?

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Well, what is it?

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MUTTI: What you want I
should do, drop my pants?

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GUARD:
Okay, go through.

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JOSEPH:
It's a nice story.

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MUTTI:
It's just that. Just a story.

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Catholic religion is based
on a mistranslation.

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MIMY: Enough already. Ruben,
will you say something?

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MUTTI: Listen to this. Are you
busy? I'll tell you the whole story.

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The Septuagint scholars mistranslated
the Hebrew word for "young woman"

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into the Greek word
for "virgin. "

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It was an easy mistake
to make

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because there was only a subtle
difference in the spelling.

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So, they came up
with a prophecy:

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"Behold, the virgin shall
conceive and bear us a son. "

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You understand this? It was the word
"virgin" that caught people's attention.

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It's not every day a virgin
conceives and bears a son.

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MUTTI: But leave that for a
couple of hundred years to stew

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and next thing you know you have
the Holy Catholic Church.

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JOSEPH: Oy vay, what are you saying?

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MUTTI: I'm saying, just
because it's written

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doesn't make it so.

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Gives them hope. It's not really
important whether it's fact or fiction.

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People like to believe.

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JOSEPH:
I don't want to hear any more.

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Anyway, who is it
that we're seeing?

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MUTTI: Michael.
MAN 1: Hello?

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Mutti.

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MAN 2: Rudy! Rud, Rud,
let them in, please.

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Rud, it's okay,
let them through.

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Michael.
MICHAEL: Mutti.

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You have kept us waiting for half an
hour. Are you trying to give me heartburn?

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Mutti. Mutti?

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[OVERSEER'S
"SUPERMOVES" PLAYING]

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Lie down on the floor.

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Get on the floor!

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Lie on the floor!

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Get on the fucking floor!

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Get down!
Get fucking down!

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Down on the floor! Get down!

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On the ground!

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Get down, I say!

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Time.
HIMY: Seven minutes!

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Where is the stone?

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Where is the stone?

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Where is the stone?

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Michael, where is the stone?

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[KLINT'S
"DIAMOND" PLAYING]

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When does
your plane leave?

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Twenty minutes.

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Give me your gun.

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When you get to London,

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if you want a gun,

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call this number.

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Boris.
TURKISH: Boris.

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He can get you anything
you need.

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Is he allowed
to do that?

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It's an unlicensed boxing match.
It's not a tickling competition.

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These lads are out
to hurt each other.

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What's happening with
those sausages, Charlie?

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Two minutes, Turkish.

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Look at it. How am I supposed
to run this thing from that?

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We're gonna need
a proper office.

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I want a new one, Tommy.
You're going to buy it for me.

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Why me?

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Well, you know
about caravans.

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How's that?

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You spent a summer in one. Which
means you know more than me.

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And I don't want to have me
pants pulled down over the price.

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What's wrong with this one?

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Oh, nothing, Tommy.

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It's tiptop.

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It's just I'm not sure
about the color.

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It's all arranged.
You just got to pick it up.

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Here's an address.

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It's a campsite.

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You've got 10 grand, and it
would be nice to see change.

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What's happening with
them sausages, Charlie?

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Five minutes, Turkish.

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It was two minutes
five minutes ago.

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They ain't pikeys,
are they?

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I fucking hate pikeys.

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You're a sensitive boy,
Tommy.

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Fuck me. Hold tight.

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What's that?
It's me belt, Turkish.

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No, Tommy. There's a gun
in your trousers.

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What's a gun doing in your trousers?
It's for protection.

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Protection from what?

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"Zee" Germans?

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What's to stop it blowing your
bollocks off every time you sit down?

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Where did you get it?
Boris The Blade.

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You mean Boris the sneaky,
fucking Russian.

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Heavy, isn't it?

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BORIS:
Heavy is good.

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Heavy is reliable.

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If it doesn't work,
you can always hit him with it.

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TURKISH: Boris The Blade,
or Boris The Bullet-Dodger.

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As bent as the Soviet sickle and
hard as the hammer that crosses it.

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Apparently, it's just impossible
to kill the bastard.

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Back to my partner, Tommy.

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Tommy runs the other business,

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the slot machines,

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which keeps rain off our heads
and gloves on Gorgeous' hands.

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However, Tommy's a little preoccupied
with protection at present.

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All right, I'll take it.

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There's a reason for Tommy's
newfound enthusiasm for firearms.

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Sooner or later, in the unlicensed boxing
world, you have to deal with that reason:

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Brick Top.

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If that's not worth a bet,
I don't know what is.

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He doesn't look bad, does he?
No, he looks great.

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He'll do you proud, governor.

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BRICK TOP: You reckon that's what people
should do for me, Gary? Do me proud?

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It's what you deserve,
Mr. Pulford.

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Pull your tongue out
of my arsehole, Gary.

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Dogs do that.

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You're not a dog, are you, Gary?

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No. No, I'm not.

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However,

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you do have all the
characteristics of a dog, Gary.

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All except loyalty.

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It's rumored that his favorite means
of dispatch involves a stun gun,

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a plastic bag, a roll of tape
and a pack of hungry pigs.

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You're a ruthless little cunt,
Liam. I'll give you that.

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But I got no time
for grouses.

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[LIAM GRUNTING]

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Feed him to the pigs,
Errol.

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What the fuck are you
two looking at?

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If you got to deal with him, you just
make sure you don't end up owing him.

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Because then you're in his debt.

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Which means, you're in his pocket.

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And once you're in that,
you ain't ever coming out.

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BRICK TOP: I hear he's a
good fighter, so I'll use him.

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I'll be doing you a favor, boy.

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What he means is,
I'm doing him a favor.

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Because everybody knows nobody
takes a dive in my fights. Unlike his.

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Here, Errol, I don't think
he likes me.

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You don't like me,
do you, boy?

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Don't know what you mean.

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I do know I can't wait to get
out of here. Fuck me, it stinks.

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I like my fights to finish prompt so we
can get out before the authorities find out.

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Play your cards right
and I'll sort you out.

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You can sort me out
by showing me out.

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It's hard to make a living in the
boxing world, so every now and then

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you gotta do something that might
not agree with your principles.

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Basically, you have to forget
you got any.

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Are they Lancashire pigs?

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Who the fuck is talking
to you, boy?

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Oh, yeah, Tommy.
Brick Top loves Tommy.

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Don't let me down.

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You don't want to let
me down, do you, boy?

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See you ringside.

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Boris,
Franky-fucking-Four Fingers

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has a diamond the size
of a fist.

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I have told you it's in the
briefcase connected to his arm.

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I sent him to you
to buy a gun.

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What more do you want me
to do, hit him for you?

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But don't you hit him either.

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Americans can't know
it was Russian.

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It will come back to me.

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[IN RUSSIAN]
So, what should I do?

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Boris, you're my brother,
so think like my brother!

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Get somebody else
to steal that stone!

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I don't want it getting
back to me.

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And don't have him killed.
It will raise suspicion.

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So don't use idiots
for the job.

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He'll stay in London only for a couple
of days before he goes to New York,

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so move quick. Okay?

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One more thing.

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It might help.

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He loves to gamble.

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Eighty-six karats?

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FRANKY:
Brilliant cut, beautiful make.

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Clean, no fluorescence.
A beautiful stone.

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AVI:
You're a good boy, Franky.

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A good boy. And you did a real
good job. Now when do you get back?

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I got to move the two-grainers here,
and get a better price. Couple of days.

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Talk to my cousin Dougie.
Doug The Head?

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Yeah, Doug The Head.

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And Franky...

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And what?
Stay out of those casinos.

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["VIVA LAS VEGAS" PLAYING]

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You did a good job, bubbe.

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Don't go screwing it up, all right?
I hear you, Avi.

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I'll see you, Avi.

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Eighty-six karats.

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Where?
London.

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London?
London.

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London?
Yes, London.

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You know, fish, chips,
cup of tea,

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bad food, worse weather,
Mary-fucking-Poppins. London!

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No, Paulie,
that ain't for me.

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That's Doug The Head.
Everybody knows Doug The Head.

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If it's stones and it's stolen,
he's the man to speak to.

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Pretends he's Jewish.

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Wishes he was Jewish.

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Even tells his family
they're Jewish,

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but he's about as Jewish
as he is a fucking monkey.

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[CELL PHONE PLAYING
"HAVA NAGILA"]

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He thinks it's good for business.
And in the diamond business

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it is good for business.
Avi!

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He'll be there today.
Take care of him, will you?

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Avi, you know
I won't buy schtrops.

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He isn't selling schtrops.
Make it smaller.

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Who do you take me for?
This is England.

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We play by the rules.

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Listen to me.

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If the stones are kosher,
then I'll buy them, won't I?

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
it's my lunchtime. Bye.

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What are you doing here?

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It's a free country, isn't it?

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Well, it ain't
a free shop, is it?

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So fuck off.

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I want to see you two girls
up in my office.

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I just had cousin Avi
on the phone.

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You got to go see him.
Yeah, Dad. You told us.

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He's a big mucker in New York.
Yeah, Dad. You told us.

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I want to see you two girls
up in my office.

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Yeah, Dad. You told us.

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The weight is sign of reliability.

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I always go for reliability.

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I'll take it.

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How much do you want for it?

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Nothing.

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Okay, so what do you
want for it?

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I want you to do
something for me.

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Hmm.

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There is a fight
in couple of days.

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What kind of a fight?

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Unlicensed boxing.

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Aha.

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There is a bookies I know
that will take bets.

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["VIVA LAS VEGAS" PLAYING]

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If you place one
down for me,

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we will call it quits.

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Why don't you put it down yourself?
Well,

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there is not too many bookies
that takes those kind of bets.

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And I already have an
outstanding debt with the house.

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I know something most don't.

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So, nu?

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What do you know?

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MAN: It's a campsite. A pikey campsite.

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Ten points.
What are we doing here?

00:16:42.081 --> 00:16:45.375
We're buying a caravan.
Off a pack of fucking pikeys?

00:16:45.584 --> 00:16:48.420
What's wrong with you?
This will get messy.

00:16:48.587 --> 00:16:49.587
Not if you're here.

00:16:49.797 --> 00:16:51.631
Oh, you bastard.

00:16:51.799 --> 00:16:54.426
I fucking hate pikeys.

00:16:57.430 --> 00:16:58.888
KID:
That's a flash car, mister.

00:16:59.098 --> 00:17:00.557
Not as flash
as your bike, is it?

00:17:00.808 --> 00:17:02.726
Who are you looking for?

00:17:02.935 --> 00:17:04.269
TOMMY:
Mr. O'Neil.

00:17:04.979 --> 00:17:07.230
Want me to get him?
That's a good lad.

00:17:07.481 --> 00:17:09.232
Piss off.

00:17:10.151 --> 00:17:12.777
Are you going to go get him for me?
Yeah.

00:17:13.738 --> 00:17:16.823
What are you waiting for?
The five quid you'll pay me.

00:17:16.991 --> 00:17:18.658
Fuck off, I'll find him meself.

00:17:18.826 --> 00:17:21.244
KID: Two fifty.
TOMMY: You can have a quid.

00:17:21.454 --> 00:17:23.037
Oh, you're a real
tight fucker, aren't you?

00:17:23.247 --> 00:17:25.331
Now, there was a problem
with pikeys, or gypsies.

00:17:25.583 --> 00:17:27.000
What're you doing?
Get out of the way, man.

00:17:27.251 --> 00:17:29.335
You can't really understand
much of what is being said.

00:17:29.587 --> 00:17:31.171
You Tommy?
Come about the caravan?

00:17:31.422 --> 00:17:33.673
Mr. O'Neil.
Fuck, man. Call me Mickey.

00:17:33.841 --> 00:17:35.508
It's not Irish, it's not English.

00:17:35.676 --> 00:17:37.969
How are you?
Weather's been kind.

00:17:38.179 --> 00:17:39.929
It's just, well... It's just Pikey.

00:17:40.681 --> 00:17:42.307
Fuck me. Would you
look at the size of him?

00:17:42.850 --> 00:17:43.892
How big are you?

00:17:44.059 --> 00:17:46.519
Hey, kids, how big is he?
Big man, that's for sure.

00:17:46.729 --> 00:17:49.522
Hey, Mam, come and look
at the size of this fella.

00:17:50.441 --> 00:17:54.986
Bet you box a little, can't you, sir?
You look like a boxer.

00:17:55.196 --> 00:17:57.822
Get out of the way, Mickey.
See if they'd like a drink.

00:17:58.032 --> 00:17:59.365
I could murder one.

00:17:59.617 --> 00:18:02.660
Be no murdering done around
here, I don't mind telling you.

00:18:02.870 --> 00:18:04.871
MICKEY:
Get your hands out of there.

00:18:05.164 --> 00:18:06.748
Cup of tea for the big fella?
Come on.

00:18:06.957 --> 00:18:10.126
Don't be silly, Mickey.
Offer the man a proper drink.

00:18:11.712 --> 00:18:12.837
You little bugger.

00:18:13.047 --> 00:18:16.216
Is the big fella not coming with us?
No, he's minding the car.

00:18:16.467 --> 00:18:20.261
What does he think we are, thieves?
No, nothing like that.

00:18:20.471 --> 00:18:23.640
He just likes looking after cars.
Good dags. Do you like dags?

00:18:24.391 --> 00:18:25.642
Dags?
What?

00:18:25.810 --> 00:18:27.560
Yeah, dags.
Dags. You like dags?

00:18:27.728 --> 00:18:29.896
Oh, dogs.

00:18:30.064 --> 00:18:32.232
Sure, I like dags.

00:18:32.399 --> 00:18:35.235
I like caravans more.
You're very welcome.

00:18:39.573 --> 00:18:41.449
[GRUNTING]

00:18:46.080 --> 00:18:49.916
Now, pikeys are well-known for their
skills of negotiation in business.

00:18:50.167 --> 00:18:52.168
It's probably the reason
they talk like they do,

00:18:52.419 --> 00:18:54.546
so you can't follow
what's being said.

00:18:54.755 --> 00:18:58.258
But if Tommy can get the caravan
for less than the price asked,

00:18:58.509 --> 00:19:00.844
on his return
there will be ice cream waiting.

00:19:01.095 --> 00:19:03.388
Good dog,
good family.

00:19:03.597 --> 00:19:06.349
He'll get a little homesick,
but he'll get over it.

00:19:06.767 --> 00:19:09.435
See you later, lads.
See you, boss.

00:19:09.687 --> 00:19:11.896
All right, Mickey. Laters.

00:19:13.274 --> 00:19:14.858
I don't see what
the fuss is about.

00:19:15.568 --> 00:19:16.860
They aren't bad fellas.

00:19:17.152 --> 00:19:18.945
[CRASHING]

00:19:19.196 --> 00:19:20.780
[WHIMPERING]

00:19:26.954 --> 00:19:29.289
The deal was, you bought it
how you saw it.

00:19:29.456 --> 00:19:32.625
Now look, I've helped you as
much as I'm going to help you.

00:19:32.877 --> 00:19:34.711
See that car?
I suggest you use it.

00:19:34.920 --> 00:19:38.590
You should fuck off now while you
still got the legs to carry you.

00:19:39.800 --> 00:19:41.801
Nobody-
Nobody brings you

00:19:41.969 --> 00:19:44.929
unless they're trying to say
something without talking, right, boy?

00:19:45.890 --> 00:19:48.808
Sorry, Mickey, just give our money
back and you can keep your caravan.

00:19:49.101 --> 00:19:52.103
Why the fuck do I want a caravan
that's got no fucking wheels?

00:19:52.313 --> 00:19:55.481
You want to settle this with a fight?
Over my dead body.

00:19:55.733 --> 00:19:57.066
Now, go on! Go on!

00:19:57.318 --> 00:20:01.279
I'll not have you fighting! You
know what happens when you fight!

00:20:01.822 --> 00:20:03.281
Get her to sit down.

00:20:03.991 --> 00:20:05.617
For fuck's sake!

00:20:11.749 --> 00:20:13.499
Want the money?
I ain't fucked you.

00:20:14.001 --> 00:20:16.336
I'll fight you for it.
You and me.

00:20:20.007 --> 00:20:21.382
[MEN SHOUTING]

00:20:29.433 --> 00:20:31.684
So that's the kind
of fight it'll be.

00:20:32.186 --> 00:20:34.103
GORGEOUS GEORGE:
You want to stay down.

00:20:39.026 --> 00:20:40.526
You want to stay down!

00:20:43.697 --> 00:20:46.115
Get back down
and fucking stay down.

00:20:46.367 --> 00:20:48.785
I promise you,
you want to stay down.

00:20:48.994 --> 00:20:51.120
Deadly kick for a fat fucker,
you know that?

00:20:51.372 --> 00:20:53.373
Cheeky bastard.

00:21:00.381 --> 00:21:02.131
Okay, lads.
DARREN: Get him on his feet.

00:21:03.550 --> 00:21:04.676
GORGEOUS GEORGE:
Get back down

00:21:04.843 --> 00:21:07.720
or you will not be coming up
next time.

00:21:11.141 --> 00:21:12.141
Bollocks to you.

00:21:12.726 --> 00:21:14.560
This is sick. I'm out of here.

00:21:14.812 --> 00:21:17.355
You're not going anywhere,
you thick lump.

00:21:20.693 --> 00:21:22.568
You stay until the job's done.

00:21:34.915 --> 00:21:38.126
[THE STRANGLERS'
"GOLDEN BROWN" PLAYING]

00:21:55.769 --> 00:21:59.313
It turned out that the sweet-talking,
tattoo-sporting pikey

00:21:59.523 --> 00:22:02.358
was a gypsy bare-knuckle
boxing champion.

00:22:02.568 --> 00:22:05.278
Which makes him harder
than a coffin nail.

00:22:06.196 --> 00:22:09.824
Right now that's the last thing
on Tommy's mind.

00:22:10.034 --> 00:22:12.785
If Gorgeous doesn't wake up
in the next few minutes,

00:22:13.037 --> 00:22:15.288
Tommy knows he'll be
buried with him.

00:22:16.040 --> 00:22:18.583
Why would the gypsies
want to go to the trouble to explain

00:22:18.792 --> 00:22:21.044
why a man died in their campsite?

00:22:21.253 --> 00:22:24.464
Not when they can bury the pair
of them and just move camp.

00:22:24.757 --> 00:22:28.217
It's not like they got
social security numbers, is it?

00:22:28.552 --> 00:22:30.803
Tommy, "The Tit,"

00:22:30.971 --> 00:22:32.680
is praying.

00:22:32.890 --> 00:22:34.223
And if he isn't,

00:22:34.475 --> 00:22:36.476
he fucking should be.

00:22:46.820 --> 00:22:50.323
[THE SPECIALS'
"GHOST TOWN" PLAYING]

00:23:04.296 --> 00:23:05.505
Bad Boy.

00:23:06.006 --> 00:23:07.757
Sol.
BAD BOY: Easy.

00:23:08.008 --> 00:23:10.760
SOL:
No, it's a moissanite.

00:23:10.928 --> 00:23:11.928
A what-anight?

00:23:12.513 --> 00:23:15.556
A moissanite is an artificial
diamond, Lincoln.

00:23:15.766 --> 00:23:16.849
It's Mickey Mouse, mate.

00:23:17.726 --> 00:23:18.851
Spurious.

00:23:19.603 --> 00:23:21.104
Not genuine.

00:23:21.688 --> 00:23:23.272
And it's worth

00:23:23.774 --> 00:23:24.941
fuck-all.

00:23:25.109 --> 00:23:28.027
Bad Boy, I keep telling you,
stick to being a gangster.

00:23:28.278 --> 00:23:30.196
Leave this game to me
and Sol.

00:23:31.532 --> 00:23:32.782
Laters.

00:23:34.535 --> 00:23:36.202
[DOG WHIMPERING]

00:23:36.537 --> 00:23:37.787
What is that, Vince?

00:23:37.955 --> 00:23:39.705
This is a dog, Sol.

00:23:39.873 --> 00:23:42.125
You are not bringing
that thing in here.

00:23:42.292 --> 00:23:43.960
What's your problem?
It's only a fucking dog.

00:23:44.128 --> 00:23:45.878
Where'd you get it?
The gyppos.

00:23:46.046 --> 00:23:47.213
Here.

00:23:48.549 --> 00:23:50.299
They threw it in
with a load of moody gold.

00:23:51.385 --> 00:23:55.054
You know gyppos, Sol. They're
always throwing dogs in with deals.

00:23:55.264 --> 00:23:56.681
Well, it better not
be dangerous.

00:23:58.642 --> 00:24:00.685
And what do you think
you're doing now?

00:24:01.145 --> 00:24:03.938
I want him to get used
to the shop, don't I?

00:24:04.231 --> 00:24:05.940
[DOG BARKING]

00:24:06.108 --> 00:24:07.567
Stop the dog!

00:24:07.734 --> 00:24:08.985
Come back here!

00:24:09.736 --> 00:24:11.070
All right, Boris?

00:24:11.905 --> 00:24:15.074
Don't worry about the dog.
I'm not.

00:24:16.493 --> 00:24:17.952
What can I do for you, Boris?

00:24:18.871 --> 00:24:20.454
I have a job for you.

00:24:20.664 --> 00:24:22.415
I already have a job.

00:24:23.292 --> 00:24:26.210
Fifty grand
for half a day's work.

00:24:27.421 --> 00:24:28.504
Go on.

00:24:28.714 --> 00:24:32.049
I want you to hold up a bookies.

00:24:35.053 --> 00:24:38.598
Ah... From Russia
with love, eh?

00:24:39.433 --> 00:24:41.726
I have stones to sell,

00:24:41.935 --> 00:24:45.062
fat to chew and many different men
to see about many different ducks,

00:24:45.272 --> 00:24:46.856
so if I am not rushing you...

00:24:47.566 --> 00:24:50.902
Slow down, Franky, my son.
When in Rome.

00:24:51.820 --> 00:24:54.447
I am not in Rome, Doug.

00:24:54.656 --> 00:24:56.407
I am in a rush.

00:24:56.825 --> 00:24:58.284
I got to make the bookies.

00:24:58.452 --> 00:24:59.619
Bookies?

00:25:00.871 --> 00:25:02.955
What are you betting on?
Bomber Harris.

00:25:04.499 --> 00:25:06.125
The unlicensed boxer, right?

00:25:08.879 --> 00:25:10.880
Do you know something
that I don't?

00:25:11.590 --> 00:25:15.134
Bubbe, I probably know
a lot you don't.

00:25:15.302 --> 00:25:16.302
[DOUG CHUCKLING]

00:25:16.470 --> 00:25:17.470
[10 CC'S "DREADLOCK
HOLIDAY" PLAYING]

00:25:17.638 --> 00:25:19.972
He's bad to the bone,
ain't you, Tyrone?

00:25:20.182 --> 00:25:21.432
Of course I am.

00:25:21.642 --> 00:25:25.478
Tyrone will drive for us. He's
done a rally driving course.

00:25:25.687 --> 00:25:26.938
Of course I have.

00:25:29.691 --> 00:25:32.526
I don't want that dog
dribbling on my seats.

00:25:32.736 --> 00:25:34.278
Your seats?

00:25:34.488 --> 00:25:36.781
Tyrone, this is a stolen car,
mate.

00:25:37.115 --> 00:25:38.950
While I'm at the
wheel, it's my car,

00:25:39.201 --> 00:25:43.579
so stop that dog dribbling
on my seats. All right?

00:25:43.789 --> 00:25:46.707
I can't believe you found it.
Where'd it go?

00:25:46.917 --> 00:25:48.668
It went straight back
to the gyppos.

00:25:48.877 --> 00:25:51.629
Oh, shut up.
And how could it find them?

00:25:51.922 --> 00:25:55.132
Well, I don't know.
I'm not a dog, Sol.

00:25:55.634 --> 00:25:57.009
Ask him.

00:25:58.053 --> 00:25:59.971
It's like he's a fucking
homing beacon or something.

00:26:01.807 --> 00:26:03.057
Steady on the brakes.

00:26:03.934 --> 00:26:05.559
Fuck me, I thought you
said he could drive, Sol.

00:26:05.811 --> 00:26:09.647
Listen, don't worry about me. Just
worry about that dog on my seats.

00:26:09.856 --> 00:26:11.357
All right?

00:26:11.566 --> 00:26:14.485
[LEATHER CREAKING]

00:26:27.833 --> 00:26:29.375
[DOG WHIMPERING]

00:26:31.211 --> 00:26:33.170
Hey.
What?

00:26:33.547 --> 00:26:37.258
I thought you said he was a getaway
driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

00:26:37.426 --> 00:26:40.344
Don't worry about Tyrone.
He can move when he has to.

00:26:40.595 --> 00:26:42.179
Just worry about getting us
a gun, yeah?

00:26:42.347 --> 00:26:43.556
Yeah?

00:26:47.394 --> 00:26:48.519
What's that?

00:26:49.438 --> 00:26:52.023
This is a shotgun, Sol.

00:26:52.232 --> 00:26:55.067
It's a fucking
anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.

00:26:55.319 --> 00:26:59.322
I want to raise pulses, don't I?
You'll raise hell, never mind pulses.

00:27:16.590 --> 00:27:20.009
TYRONE: That does not
look like a bookies.

00:27:20.260 --> 00:27:24.472
Why'd we stop here for? What's the
matter with that space over there?

00:27:24.806 --> 00:27:26.640
It's too tight.

00:27:27.309 --> 00:27:28.768
Too tight?

00:27:29.728 --> 00:27:31.896
You could land a
jumbo-fucking-jet in there.

00:27:32.105 --> 00:27:36.359
Leave him alone. He's a
natural. Ain't you, Tyrone?

00:27:36.610 --> 00:27:38.235
Of course I am.

00:27:49.331 --> 00:27:52.375
A natural fucking idiot.
Tyrone, what've you done?

00:27:52.667 --> 00:27:54.710
Yeah, Tyrone,
what have you done?

00:27:54.961 --> 00:27:57.713
Look, you hassle me,
you see what happens.

00:27:57.964 --> 00:28:00.383
It's all right.
No, don't move it now.

00:28:00.592 --> 00:28:03.260
People'll see the damage.
Why'd you do that?

00:28:03.470 --> 00:28:04.512
I didn't see it there.

00:28:04.721 --> 00:28:08.641
It's a four-ton truck, Tyrone. It's not
like it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?

00:28:08.809 --> 00:28:10.601
It was at a funny angle.

00:28:10.894 --> 00:28:12.645
[DOG GROWLING
AND WHIMPERING]

00:28:13.105 --> 00:28:14.647
It's behind you,
Tyrone.

00:28:14.856 --> 00:28:17.316
Whenever you reverse,
things come from behind you.

00:28:17.943 --> 00:28:20.277
Control that dog
as well.

00:28:20.987 --> 00:28:23.322
Get that dog off him.
Get it off me.

00:28:24.866 --> 00:28:28.160
Give me that squeaky toy.
It shut him up last time.

00:28:31.998 --> 00:28:33.040
Don't snatch.

00:28:35.293 --> 00:28:36.919
He can't swallow
the whole ball.

00:28:39.798 --> 00:28:40.965
Yeah.

00:28:42.634 --> 00:28:43.801
[SQUEAKING]

00:28:43.969 --> 00:28:45.511
Why the fuck

00:28:45.762 --> 00:28:48.139
did you put Gorgeous George

00:28:48.348 --> 00:28:51.016
into a bare-knuckle boxing match

00:28:51.226 --> 00:28:53.561
two days before
he had to fight The Bomber?

00:28:53.770 --> 00:28:57.106
He was half his size.
I didn't expect him to get hurt.

00:28:57.357 --> 00:29:01.569
You put the man into
a bare-knuckle boxing match.

00:29:01.987 --> 00:29:04.196
What the fuck
did you expect?

00:29:04.489 --> 00:29:06.782
A grease-down
and a shiatsu?

00:29:06.992 --> 00:29:09.452
Who took the jam
out of your doughnut?

00:29:09.703 --> 00:29:12.163
You took the fucking jam
out of my doughnut, Tommy.

00:29:12.372 --> 00:29:13.789
You did.

00:29:16.877 --> 00:29:18.002
You said get a good deal.

00:29:18.211 --> 00:29:20.754
I fail to recognize
the correlation

00:29:20.964 --> 00:29:24.216
between losing 10 grand,
hospitalizing Gorgeous,

00:29:24.384 --> 00:29:25.676
and a good deal.

00:29:26.178 --> 00:29:28.095
How're we gonna explain this
to Brick Top?

00:29:28.305 --> 00:29:30.139
That his fight isn't gonna happen?

00:29:30.891 --> 00:29:32.099
We replace the fighter.

00:29:32.309 --> 00:29:34.185
Oh, and hope he
doesn't notice?

00:29:34.394 --> 00:29:36.312
And who the fuck are we gonna
replace him with?

00:29:36.938 --> 00:29:38.314
What about John The Gun?

00:29:39.524 --> 00:29:41.025
Or Mad Fist Willy?

00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:43.527
You're not Mr. Current Affairs,
are you, Tommy?

00:29:44.070 --> 00:29:45.738
Mad Fist went mad,

00:29:45.906 --> 00:29:48.657
and The Gun shot himself.

00:29:53.580 --> 00:29:54.872
Jesus.

00:29:58.919 --> 00:30:01.962
What?
Let's use the fucking pikey.

00:30:03.632 --> 00:30:05.758
How much you gonna pay us?
10 K.

00:30:05.967 --> 00:30:09.303
Me bollocks. Lose more than
that running for the bus.

00:30:10.764 --> 00:30:13.432
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

00:30:17.521 --> 00:30:18.646
All right.

00:30:19.940 --> 00:30:21.857
I'll do it for a caravan.

00:30:22.609 --> 00:30:23.609
A what?

00:30:23.777 --> 00:30:25.110
ALL:
A caravan.

00:30:25.278 --> 00:30:28.948
MICKEY: Top of the range and all that.
It was us that wanted a caravan.

00:30:29.533 --> 00:30:31.617
Anyway, what's wrong
with this one?

00:30:31.826 --> 00:30:33.953
It's not for me.
It's for me ma.

00:30:35.830 --> 00:30:36.830
Your what?

00:30:37.040 --> 00:30:38.207
ALL:
His ma.

00:31:05.443 --> 00:31:07.861
Brick Top runs an illegal bookies.

00:31:08.071 --> 00:31:11.615
They take bets on anything
that involves blood and pain.

00:31:11.825 --> 00:31:13.242
Now I'm changing fighters,

00:31:13.952 --> 00:31:16.954
and Brick Top's gonna
exploit the situation.

00:31:17.205 --> 00:31:19.832
He's gonna pull my pants down,
grease me up,

00:31:20.041 --> 00:31:22.376
and aim for penetration.

00:31:22.586 --> 00:31:24.795
If I didn't have
the replacement pikey,

00:31:25.005 --> 00:31:27.339
he'd want to split me in half.

00:31:31.052 --> 00:31:33.470
They could charm the paint
off walls, these fellas.

00:31:41.438 --> 00:31:43.731
Look mean now,
you hairy fucker, won't you?

00:31:44.232 --> 00:31:45.232
[DOG BARKING]

00:31:45.525 --> 00:31:47.860
Shits himself when
you put him in the ring.

00:31:48.069 --> 00:31:50.696
Poke him with a stick,
you watch his bollocks grow.

00:31:51.656 --> 00:31:53.532
Do you like a dog fight,
Turkish?

00:31:54.743 --> 00:31:56.577
We've lost Gorgeous George.

00:31:57.537 --> 00:31:58.829
Shh...

00:32:00.624 --> 00:32:02.583
You're gonna have
to repeat that.

00:32:03.376 --> 00:32:05.669
We've lost Gorgeous George.

00:32:06.254 --> 00:32:08.172
Well, where'd you lose him?

00:32:08.381 --> 00:32:10.924
He ain't a set
of fucking car keys, is he?

00:32:11.176 --> 00:32:13.844
And it's not as if he's
incon-fucking-spicuous, now is it?

00:32:14.054 --> 00:32:15.054
We're not backing out.

00:32:15.263 --> 00:32:18.223
You bet your bollocks to a barn
dance you're not backing out.

00:32:18.391 --> 00:32:19.892
We're changing the fighter.

00:32:21.978 --> 00:32:24.730
Oh, fuck me, your lady
friend got a voice?

00:32:24.981 --> 00:32:27.149
And who might you be changing
him to, sweethearts?

00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:29.735
You won't know him,
but he's mustard.

00:32:29.903 --> 00:32:31.070
Mustard?

00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:34.990
I don't care if he's
Muhammad "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee,

00:32:35.241 --> 00:32:36.659
you can't change fighters.

00:32:36.868 --> 00:32:39.078
Look, you've still got your fight.
No.

00:32:39.245 --> 00:32:42.498
I lose all bets at the bookies. You
can't change fighters at the last minute.

00:32:42.707 --> 00:32:46.585
So, no, I don't have my fight,
do I, you fucking prat?

00:32:46.753 --> 00:32:48.545
You can take bets
at the fight.

00:32:49.005 --> 00:32:51.423
Put a lead on her, Turkish,
before she gets bitten.

00:32:51.633 --> 00:32:54.009
And you don't want to get
bitten, now do you, sweethearts?

00:32:59.599 --> 00:33:02.017
Make sure your man
goes down in the fourth.

00:33:02.560 --> 00:33:05.646
You understand me now,
don't you, Turkish?

00:33:07.107 --> 00:33:09.483
This is the one place
I didn't want to be:

00:33:09.734 --> 00:33:10.984
In his debt.

00:33:11.277 --> 00:33:13.821
Which now means
I'm in his pocket.

00:33:14.030 --> 00:33:16.865
You're on thin fucking ice,
my pedigree chums.

00:33:17.492 --> 00:33:19.785
And I shall be under it
when it breaks.

00:33:20.995 --> 00:33:22.287
Now, fuck off.

00:33:28.461 --> 00:33:30.129
[DOG BARKING
AND WHIMPERING]

00:33:30.338 --> 00:33:31.338
[PHONE RINGING]

00:33:31.506 --> 00:33:33.799
AVI: Doug, where's Franky Four Fingers?

00:33:33.967 --> 00:33:37.177
DOUG: I don't know, Avi. I'm not
his mother. But I'm seeing him later.

00:33:37.387 --> 00:33:40.013
AVI: When later?
Well, he said he wanted cash.

00:33:40.306 --> 00:33:43.308
So he's coming back
after he's been to a fight.

00:33:49.816 --> 00:33:51.233
A fight?

00:33:51.568 --> 00:33:55.821
What do you mean? What do you
mean, a fight? A boxing match?

00:33:56.322 --> 00:34:00.701
Is there gambling involved?
It's a boxing match, Avi.

00:34:00.910 --> 00:34:03.495
Did he have a case with him?
Yes, he had a case.

00:34:03.705 --> 00:34:05.414
And this schmuck is gambling?

00:34:05.665 --> 00:34:10.335
You're talking about Franky "I've got a
problem with gambling" Four Fingers, Doug.

00:34:10.503 --> 00:34:12.171
Avi, I'm not telepathic.

00:34:12.338 --> 00:34:14.506
Well, you're plenty fucking
stupid, I'll give you that.

00:34:14.716 --> 00:34:17.342
Do you have any idea why they
call him Franky Four Fingers?

00:34:17.552 --> 00:34:18.927
No, I have no idea.

00:34:19.179 --> 00:34:22.347
Well, because he makes stupid
bets with dangerous people.

00:34:22.557 --> 00:34:25.225
And when he doesn't pay up,
they give him the chop, Doug.

00:34:25.518 --> 00:34:27.436
And I'm not talking about
his fucking foreskin either.

00:34:27.687 --> 00:34:29.104
Avi, I'm sure he can pay.

00:34:29.355 --> 00:34:33.108
Not with my goods, he isn't. You got
a toothbrush? We're going to London.

00:34:33.359 --> 00:34:35.694
Do you hear that?
I'm coming to London!

00:34:40.408 --> 00:34:43.452
Avi!
Shut up and sit down, you bald fuck!

00:34:46.080 --> 00:34:48.290
I don't like leaving
my own country, Doug,

00:34:48.541 --> 00:34:52.711
and I especially don't like leaving it
for anything less than warm, sandy beaches

00:34:52.921 --> 00:34:55.464
and cocktails
with little straw hats.

00:34:56.216 --> 00:34:58.008
We've got sandy beaches.

00:34:58.218 --> 00:35:00.093
So who the fuck
wants to see them?

00:35:00.303 --> 00:35:04.264
I hope that you can appreciate the
concern I have for my friend Franky.

00:35:04.474 --> 00:35:06.809
I'm gonna find him, Doug, and
you're gonna help me find him.

00:35:07.060 --> 00:35:08.977
And we're gonna start
at that fight.

00:35:09.270 --> 00:35:11.063
[SQUEAKING]

00:35:11.231 --> 00:35:13.065
How am I gonna
get it out?

00:35:13.566 --> 00:35:15.067
It will probably
cough it up.

00:35:15.235 --> 00:35:16.568
Do you think he'll
be all right?

00:35:16.820 --> 00:35:18.070
I hope not.

00:35:18.279 --> 00:35:20.239
TYRONE:
Look, are we gonna rob this bookies?

00:35:20.406 --> 00:35:21.448
SOL:
Yes, big man.

00:35:21.658 --> 00:35:22.741
What are we waiting
for anyway?

00:35:23.076 --> 00:35:26.620
SOL: We are waiting for a man with
four fingers, carrying a briefcase.

00:35:26.788 --> 00:35:27.788
And why's that?

00:35:27.997 --> 00:35:32.918
Because the deal is, the Russian
gets the case, we get the money.

00:35:33.127 --> 00:35:34.253
What's in the case?

00:35:34.420 --> 00:35:39.132
Oh, for fuck's sake, Tyrone, just
concentrate on the steering wheel.

00:35:40.844 --> 00:35:41.927
Jesus.

00:35:42.095 --> 00:35:45.430
Private night tonight, chaps.
I'm well aware of that, my son.

00:35:45.598 --> 00:35:47.349
That's why we're here.

00:35:48.351 --> 00:35:50.352
Well done.
This is the back way in.

00:35:50.603 --> 00:35:53.605
Oh, really?
I thought it was the front.

00:35:54.482 --> 00:35:55.649
Private night tonight,
chaps.

00:35:55.817 --> 00:35:57.651
We know. That's exactly
why we're here.

00:35:58.319 --> 00:35:59.444
Tickets.

00:35:59.779 --> 00:36:02.114
Are we ever gonna get
into this place, huh?

00:36:02.323 --> 00:36:05.200
Avi, Avi,
you gotta understand.

00:36:05.451 --> 00:36:08.287
This ain't exactly Vegas,
and this ain't exactly legal.

00:36:08.496 --> 00:36:11.373
I'm not looking for Vegas,
and I'm not looking for legal.

00:36:11.624 --> 00:36:13.458
I'm looking for
Franky-fucking-Four Fingers.

00:36:13.668 --> 00:36:17.296
I know that, and he
said he's gonna be here.

00:36:17.463 --> 00:36:18.839
Well, if there's gambling
involved, he'll be here.

00:36:19.007 --> 00:36:20.215
MAN:
Let's not have a fuck-up.

00:36:20.466 --> 00:36:21.800
You won't let us down,
will you?

00:36:22.051 --> 00:36:25.971
He's going down in the fourth,
don't you worry about that. Peter.

00:36:26.931 --> 00:36:29.641
[DOG SQUEAKING
AND WHIMPERING]

00:36:29.809 --> 00:36:30.809
Oh, is that him?

00:36:31.019 --> 00:36:33.186
I don't know. How many
fingers did he have?

00:36:33.396 --> 00:36:35.606
I'm sorry, I didn't get
the binoculars out in time.

00:36:35.773 --> 00:36:38.483
Look, let's not stand on ceremony,
mate. Let's start the show.

00:36:39.319 --> 00:36:42.279
[MACEO AND THE MACKS' "CROSS THE
TRACKS (WE BETTER GO BACK)" PLAYING]

00:36:54.667 --> 00:36:56.418
Do you know who
this bookies belongs to?

00:36:56.669 --> 00:36:59.588
Look, if you know what's good
for you you'll give me everything-

00:37:00.006 --> 00:37:01.340
VINCENT:
Ah!

00:37:05.219 --> 00:37:06.678
Vince, what are you
doing up there?

00:37:06.888 --> 00:37:09.348
VINCENT: What does it look
like I'm doing up here?

00:37:11.517 --> 00:37:14.394
This is starting to hurt,
Solomon.

00:37:14.687 --> 00:37:16.897
SOL:
Drop the screen now.

00:37:17.190 --> 00:37:18.565
[VINCENT GROANING]

00:37:20.068 --> 00:37:21.318
How you doing, Vince?

00:37:21.527 --> 00:37:23.946
I'd do a lot better if
you'd stop using my name.

00:37:24.155 --> 00:37:26.198
Fill that bag.
All bets are off.

00:37:26.741 --> 00:37:30.202
I am not in here
to make a fucking bet.

00:37:30.411 --> 00:37:31.620
Appreciate it,

00:37:31.829 --> 00:37:33.747
but all bets

00:37:35.249 --> 00:37:36.708
are

00:37:36.918 --> 00:37:38.085
off.

00:37:39.379 --> 00:37:42.464
If all bets are off, then there
can't be any money, can there?

00:37:44.175 --> 00:37:46.343
I ain't fucking buying that.

00:37:46.594 --> 00:37:50.055
Well, that's handy because I ain't
fucking selling it. It's a fact.

00:37:51.057 --> 00:37:52.432
What have you got?

00:37:54.227 --> 00:37:55.811
Nothing, really.

00:37:57.855 --> 00:37:59.398
A few coins, but no notes.

00:37:59.565 --> 00:38:00.774
[SCREAMING]

00:38:02.235 --> 00:38:03.235
Show me your hands.

00:38:05.863 --> 00:38:07.072
You've got five fingers.

00:38:10.410 --> 00:38:11.410
Copper coins.

00:38:12.412 --> 00:38:15.330
What do you mean,
copper fucking coins?

00:38:24.048 --> 00:38:27.884
It won't open because
it's a security door.

00:38:28.094 --> 00:38:29.261
Hold that.

00:38:34.058 --> 00:38:35.267
Ah!

00:38:35.435 --> 00:38:36.893
Fuck.

00:38:38.312 --> 00:38:39.730
My leg.

00:38:42.442 --> 00:38:46.194
What are you moaning about?
It didn't even touch it.

00:38:46.404 --> 00:38:48.613
[ALARM BEEPING]

00:38:54.412 --> 00:38:56.121
We're fucked.

00:39:03.254 --> 00:39:04.629
What the fuck are
you two doing?

00:39:09.927 --> 00:39:11.053
SOL:
Get us out of here, Tyrone.

00:39:17.060 --> 00:39:19.686
Tyrone, what are you doing?
Get us out of here!

00:39:27.361 --> 00:39:30.155
Who the fuck
is this man, Tyrone?

00:39:33.451 --> 00:39:36.787
He's a man with four fingers
and a briefcase, Vinny.

00:39:36.954 --> 00:39:38.747
[DOG WHIMPERING
AND SQUEAKING]

00:39:38.956 --> 00:39:40.499
In the red corner

00:39:40.792 --> 00:39:43.251
we have the young
and unchallenged...

00:39:43.461 --> 00:39:47.756
So, Mickey, you're going down
in the fourth. Is that clear?

00:39:48.049 --> 00:39:49.674
Just make sure he doesn't
kill me before the fourth.

00:39:50.301 --> 00:39:53.762
So give it up
for the bone-crunching

00:39:54.013 --> 00:39:56.139
one-punch machine gun,

00:39:56.390 --> 00:39:58.266
Mickey!

00:39:58.434 --> 00:40:00.018
[MEN BOOING]

00:40:03.356 --> 00:40:06.525
And in the other corner...

00:40:06.859 --> 00:40:08.985
Now, I know he looks
like a fat fucker-

00:40:09.195 --> 00:40:12.114
Well, he is a fat fucker, but
he's dirty and he's dangerous.

00:40:12.323 --> 00:40:17.202
Bomber "The Mad Man" Harris!

00:40:19.872 --> 00:40:21.998
Now, try and look
like a fighter.

00:40:22.208 --> 00:40:24.709
Let's get ready

00:40:24.919 --> 00:40:27.712
to rumble!

00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:29.297
[BELL RINGING]

00:41:00.746 --> 00:41:04.291
Do you realize I've just dumped
fucking forty grand down you?

00:41:04.500 --> 00:41:05.709
What's the fucking crack?

00:41:05.918 --> 00:41:08.628
I'll make it up to you.
I ain't fucking happy.

00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:12.299
I'll make it up to you,
I promise. Stand on me.

00:41:12.508 --> 00:41:15.635
Oh, that fucking pikey's
put me in it.

00:41:17.388 --> 00:41:19.514
Well, thanks for the tip,
Brick Top.

00:41:19.724 --> 00:41:22.851
Listen, you fucking fringe,
if I throw a dog a bone,

00:41:23.060 --> 00:41:24.519
I don't want to know
if it tastes good.

00:41:24.770 --> 00:41:29.774
You stop me again whilst I'm walking
and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.

00:41:29.942 --> 00:41:30.942
Ah!

00:41:51.464 --> 00:41:54.424
He's here.
Well, you explain it to him.

00:42:01.641 --> 00:42:04.351
What you doing with him?
The case was attached to his arm.

00:42:04.644 --> 00:42:06.019
So why didn't you
chop it off?

00:42:06.187 --> 00:42:09.481
Why?
We ain't fucking butchers, Boris.

00:42:09.774 --> 00:42:11.107
But he has the case.

00:42:11.317 --> 00:42:13.818
Look, we
- Well, you have a problem.

00:42:13.986 --> 00:42:15.111
What?

00:42:15.279 --> 00:42:16.655
There weren't much cash
at the bookies.

00:42:16.822 --> 00:42:19.616
Oh. Okay.

00:42:20.868 --> 00:42:22.327
Here is the 10 grand.

00:42:22.495 --> 00:42:25.664
No. Keep it.
We want this.

00:42:26.040 --> 00:42:28.625
Well, at least
half of this.

00:42:29.126 --> 00:42:31.670
What was
in the case was mine.

00:42:31.879 --> 00:42:35.215
What was in the bookies
was yours. Okay?

00:42:35.508 --> 00:42:39.344
Well, it wasn't much, but here is
the 10 large to help the situation.

00:42:39.553 --> 00:42:41.346
No, I'm afraid
it's too late for that.

00:42:41.514 --> 00:42:45.058
We want half of this, and that's
because we're being generous.

00:42:45.309 --> 00:42:49.479
I mean, we could, by all rights,
keep the whole fucking stone, Boris.

00:42:59.031 --> 00:43:00.407
Watch out!

00:43:02.868 --> 00:43:04.577
Drop the gun, fat boy.

00:43:08.416 --> 00:43:12.168
You fucking idiots. He
could not know my name.

00:43:13.212 --> 00:43:14.921
Give me the stone.

00:43:16.007 --> 00:43:18.508
It's in the case.
What?

00:43:19.885 --> 00:43:20.885
It's in the case.

00:43:21.095 --> 00:43:22.762
You put the stone in the case?

00:43:24.181 --> 00:43:25.765
Then open it
and give me the stone.

00:43:27.018 --> 00:43:30.937
The only man who knew the
combination, you just shot.

00:43:37.236 --> 00:43:38.737
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

00:44:00.593 --> 00:44:04.429
Now, it's not too clever to hang
about after Mickey's performance.

00:44:04.638 --> 00:44:09.684
Brick Top, in short, will be looking
to kill Tommy, Mickey and myself.

00:44:09.894 --> 00:44:13.563
I know he's looking for us,
but I don't have a choice.

00:44:14.273 --> 00:44:18.443
I'm happy to leave the country,
but I need money to do so.

00:44:18.611 --> 00:44:22.447
But any money I have is in the safe,
which is in the office.

00:44:22.656 --> 00:44:24.449
Once I have that, it's-

00:44:24.658 --> 00:44:25.784
Oink, oink.

00:44:26.452 --> 00:44:27.619
Shit.

00:44:29.914 --> 00:44:31.748
So that's where
you keep the sugar.

00:44:33.584 --> 00:44:36.503
What brings you two here?
Run out of pants to sniff?

00:44:38.172 --> 00:44:39.964
That sounds like hostility,
doesn't it, John?

00:44:40.174 --> 00:44:42.592
And we don't like hostility,
do we, Errol?

00:44:43.469 --> 00:44:44.803
No, we don't, John.

00:44:49.350 --> 00:44:50.517
Hey.

00:44:56.899 --> 00:44:59.359
I just had them polished.

00:45:04.532 --> 00:45:06.491
Go and put the kettle on.

00:45:09.954 --> 00:45:13.331
You take sugar?
No, thank you, Turkish.

00:45:14.166 --> 00:45:16.000
I'm sweet enough.

00:45:16.752 --> 00:45:18.920
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

00:45:24.718 --> 00:45:26.803
He is now your problem.

00:45:28.222 --> 00:45:29.472
Okay?

00:45:37.398 --> 00:45:41.609
You can keep the 10 grand,
along with the body,

00:45:41.819 --> 00:45:44.988
but if I see you again,
you motherfuckers...

00:45:46.824 --> 00:45:49.659
Well, look at him.

00:45:56.834 --> 00:45:59.878
I've got a bare-knuckle fight
in a couple of days.

00:46:00.045 --> 00:46:01.421
I want to use the pikey.

00:46:03.007 --> 00:46:04.382
All right. Of course.

00:46:04.592 --> 00:46:06.885
Of course, fucking of course.

00:46:07.094 --> 00:46:09.596
I wasn't asking, I was telling.

00:46:10.681 --> 00:46:11.764
But this time...

00:46:12.558 --> 00:46:16.394
I do want him to go down
in the fourth.

00:46:17.188 --> 00:46:21.399
And I do mean it, this time.

00:46:30.326 --> 00:46:34.621
Now, I know you come
back here to open your safe.

00:46:37.249 --> 00:46:39.584
So now you can open it.

00:46:39.919 --> 00:46:42.253
He's been a busy
little bastard, that Turkish.

00:46:42.463 --> 00:46:44.255
I think you've let him get away
with enough already, governor.

00:46:44.548 --> 00:46:48.593
It can get you in a lot of trouble,
thinking, Errol. I shouldn't do so much of it.

00:46:48.802 --> 00:46:50.762
Right. That takes
care of one little piggy.

00:46:50.971 --> 00:46:53.806
Now find me the silly sods
who blagged the bookies.

00:46:54.099 --> 00:46:55.308
Find them today.

00:47:09.865 --> 00:47:10.949
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]

00:47:14.328 --> 00:47:16.788
Top of the morning
to you, Mrs. O'Neil.

00:47:17.623 --> 00:47:18.748
Tommy.

00:47:19.959 --> 00:47:23.294
You're a snake in the grass, ain't
you, Tommy? Where'd they come from?

00:47:23.462 --> 00:47:25.797
You're looking for
my boy, are you?

00:47:25.965 --> 00:47:27.423
TURKISH: Do you know
where I can find him?

00:47:27.591 --> 00:47:29.592
Yeah.

00:47:29.760 --> 00:47:31.761
Don't suppose you'd like to share
that information with me, would you?

00:47:31.971 --> 00:47:34.347
I don't want you getting my boy
into any trouble. Do you hear me?

00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:38.851
He's my only boy.
And he's a good boy.

00:47:40.479 --> 00:47:41.813
He's coursing.

00:47:44.108 --> 00:47:46.484
What's coursing?
Hare coursing.

00:47:47.987 --> 00:47:51.948
They set two lurchers-
They're dogs, before you ask.

00:47:52.783 --> 00:47:54.367
On a hare.

00:47:54.994 --> 00:47:58.121
And the hare has
to outrun the dogs.

00:47:58.330 --> 00:48:00.373
So, what if it doesn't?

00:48:01.667 --> 00:48:05.211
Well, the big rabbit
gets fucked, doesn't it?

00:48:08.716 --> 00:48:10.466
Proper fucked?

00:48:11.051 --> 00:48:12.510
Yeah, Tommy.

00:48:12.845 --> 00:48:15.054
Before "zee"
Germans get there.

00:48:17.308 --> 00:48:19.142
BRICK TOP:
Do you know these tits, Errol?

00:48:19.351 --> 00:48:20.810
ERROL:
I know a lot of tits, governor...

00:48:21.020 --> 00:48:23.980
but I don't know any quite as
fucking stupid as these two.

00:48:24.189 --> 00:48:25.356
John?

00:48:26.483 --> 00:48:27.859
JOHN:
I can't help, guv.

00:48:31.739 --> 00:48:34.032
Ah, Tyrone.

00:48:34.241 --> 00:48:37.160
ALL:
You silly, fat bastard.

00:48:38.537 --> 00:48:39.704
Well, do you want to do it?

00:48:39.872 --> 00:48:41.664
MICKEY: That depends.
On what?

00:48:41.874 --> 00:48:44.876
On you buying
this caravan.

00:48:45.044 --> 00:48:47.462
Ah, not the rouge one.
The rose.

00:48:47.921 --> 00:48:50.214
It's not the same caravan.
It's not the same fight.

00:48:50.382 --> 00:48:52.425
It's twice the size
of the last one.

00:48:52.593 --> 00:48:54.052
Turkish, the fight
is twice the size.

00:48:54.219 --> 00:48:55.637
And me ma still
needs a caravan.

00:48:55.804 --> 00:48:58.890
And I like to look after me
ma. It's a fair deal. Take it.

00:48:59.058 --> 00:49:03.144
Mickey, you're lucky we aren't worm
food after your last performance.

00:49:03.395 --> 00:49:05.897
Buying a tart's mobile palace
is a little fucking rich.

00:49:09.401 --> 00:49:12.403
I wasn't calling your mum a tart.
I just meant...

00:49:12.738 --> 00:49:14.489
Eh, save your breath
for cooling your porridge.

00:49:14.657 --> 00:49:16.407
Now look, she wants
a hack with two roof lights...

00:49:16.575 --> 00:49:19.410
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

00:49:21.163 --> 00:49:22.830
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

00:49:22.998 --> 00:49:27.085
Right. And she's terrible partial
to the periwinkle blue, boys.

00:49:29.296 --> 00:49:30.797
Have I made myself
clear, boys?

00:49:32.800 --> 00:49:35.259
Yeah, that's perfectly
clear, Mickey. Yeah.

00:49:35.552 --> 00:49:38.763
Just give me one minute
to confer with my colleague.

00:49:40.933 --> 00:49:43.267
[CHATTERING]

00:49:43.435 --> 00:49:45.645
Did you understand a single
word of what he just said?

00:49:45.938 --> 00:49:48.314
[LAUGHING]

00:49:48.482 --> 00:49:49.607
I'll tell you what
I'm gonna do.

00:49:49.775 --> 00:49:51.275
[DOG BARKING]

00:49:51.443 --> 00:49:52.652
Fucker.

00:49:53.153 --> 00:49:54.779
I'll bet you for it.

00:49:55.280 --> 00:49:57.115
You'll what?
ALL: He'll bet you for it.

00:49:58.450 --> 00:50:01.327
What, like Tommy did last time?
Do me a favor?

00:50:01.578 --> 00:50:03.079
I'll do you a favor.

00:50:03.288 --> 00:50:05.957
You have first bet.
If I win, I get a caravan,

00:50:06.166 --> 00:50:07.792
and the boys get
a pair of them shoes.

00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:09.794
[CHUCKLING]

00:50:10.421 --> 00:50:12.171
If I lose...

00:50:13.340 --> 00:50:17.427
oh, fuck it,
I'll do the fight for free.

00:50:19.304 --> 00:50:22.181
TURKISH: Now the last thing I
really want to do is bet a pikey.

00:50:22.433 --> 00:50:24.600
However, I don't really
have much of a choice.

00:50:25.185 --> 00:50:28.479
Somehow I've got to get
him to fight, but if I lose...

00:50:28.647 --> 00:50:31.941
Well, I don't even want
to think about losing.

00:50:32.359 --> 00:50:36.028
Okay. I reckon
the hare gets fucked.

00:50:36.280 --> 00:50:37.822
What? Proper fucked?

00:50:37.990 --> 00:50:39.824
[ALL LAUGHING]

00:50:40.534 --> 00:50:42.201
You got that, London?

00:50:42.453 --> 00:50:43.494
MAN:
We're on!

00:50:44.830 --> 00:50:46.330
[MARWAIS'
"DISCO SCIENCE" PLAYING]

00:51:01.680 --> 00:51:03.514
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

00:51:42.721 --> 00:51:44.222
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

00:51:55.692 --> 00:51:58.569
Okay, I'll fucking tell you!
Get those off me.

00:51:59.196 --> 00:52:00.947
I'll tell you
who robbed your bookies.

00:52:17.923 --> 00:52:20.716
Periwinkle blue.
Bye, boys.

00:52:22.636 --> 00:52:25.096
Who's proper
fucked now, then?

00:52:26.723 --> 00:52:28.891
There's something
very wrong with this.

00:52:29.101 --> 00:52:32.395
It was us that wanted
to buy a caravan off of him.

00:52:33.146 --> 00:52:37.775
Well, why didn't you "bust a
cap in his ass" then, Tommy?

00:52:38.277 --> 00:52:41.487
Mind you, you'd do more
damage if you threw it at him.

00:52:41.738 --> 00:52:44.240
What? You saying
I can't shoot?

00:52:44.449 --> 00:52:47.994
Oh, no, Tommy. I wasn't
saying you can't shoot.

00:52:48.287 --> 00:52:50.121
I know you can't shoot.

00:52:50.330 --> 00:52:54.667
What I was saying is, that six-pound
piece of shit stuck in your trousers there

00:52:54.960 --> 00:52:56.919
would do more damage
if you fed it to him.

00:52:57.129 --> 00:52:58.629
You saying the
gun don't work?

00:52:58.922 --> 00:53:00.256
You tried it?

00:53:04.011 --> 00:53:05.344
[GUN CLICKS]

00:53:05.512 --> 00:53:06.512
Whoops.

00:53:08.974 --> 00:53:12.101
I want to see that
sneaky fucking Russian.

00:53:12.477 --> 00:53:15.021
What has he got a tea
cozy on his head for?

00:53:15.272 --> 00:53:17.148
To keep his head warm.

00:53:17.357 --> 00:53:19.859
What happened to him?
He got shot in the face, Lincoln.

00:53:20.152 --> 00:53:21.527
I thought that was obvious.

00:53:21.778 --> 00:53:24.155
What'd you do that for? Did
you mistake him for a rabbit?

00:53:24.364 --> 00:53:26.824
What do you want me to do about it?
Sort it out.

00:53:27.034 --> 00:53:29.952
I'm not a fucking witch doctor.
But you are a bad boy yardie.

00:53:30.162 --> 00:53:32.997
And bad boy yardies are supposed
to know how to get rid of bodies.

00:53:33.206 --> 00:53:36.000
I create the bodies,
I don't erase the bodies.

00:53:36.501 --> 00:53:37.877
[DRILL BUZZING]

00:53:42.841 --> 00:53:44.175
Looks like
we're in, governor.

00:53:45.928 --> 00:53:47.970
Goody gumdrops.

00:53:48.180 --> 00:53:50.514
Get us a cup of tea,
would you, Errol?

00:53:52.392 --> 00:53:53.517
Grab hold of his legs.

00:53:53.685 --> 00:53:56.562
What do you think I'm gonna
grab him by, his fucking ears?

00:54:00.525 --> 00:54:01.943
[SOL, LINCOLN AND
VINNY GRUNTING]

00:54:07.032 --> 00:54:09.408
Hope this is not
a bad moment.

00:54:09.576 --> 00:54:11.452
[THUDS]

00:54:14.706 --> 00:54:15.957
Do you know who I am?

00:54:18.460 --> 00:54:19.835
I do.

00:54:26.802 --> 00:54:29.845
Good. That will save me
some time, then.

00:54:31.515 --> 00:54:33.057
Well, I don't.

00:54:40.732 --> 00:54:45.236
You're always gonna have problems
lifting a body in one piece.

00:54:45.445 --> 00:54:47.738
Apparently, the best thing to do

00:54:47.906 --> 00:54:52.576
is cut up a corpse into six pieces
and pile it all together.

00:54:53.495 --> 00:54:54.620
Would someone
mind telling me,

00:54:54.788 --> 00:54:56.122
who are you?
[DOOR OPENS]

00:54:56.331 --> 00:54:59.417
And when you got your six
pieces, you gotta get rid of them

00:54:59.584 --> 00:55:03.087
because it's no good leaving it in the deep
freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

00:55:08.760 --> 00:55:12.430
Then I hear the best thing
to do is feed them to pigs.

00:55:13.932 --> 00:55:16.100
You gotta starve the pigs
for a few days,

00:55:16.309 --> 00:55:19.603
then the sight of a chopped-up body
will look like curry to a pisshead.

00:55:21.106 --> 00:55:23.065
You gotta shave
the heads of your victims

00:55:23.233 --> 00:55:24.608
and pull the teeth out

00:55:24.818 --> 00:55:26.402
for the sake of the
piggies' digestion.

00:55:26.611 --> 00:55:28.946
You could do this afterwards,
of course,

00:55:29.156 --> 00:55:31.657
but you don't want to sieving
through pigshit, now do you?

00:55:32.617 --> 00:55:36.579
They will go
through bone like butter.

00:55:36.788 --> 00:55:40.833
You need at least 16 pigs to
finish the job in one sitting,

00:55:41.126 --> 00:55:45.129
so be wary of any man
who keeps a pig farm.

00:55:45.297 --> 00:55:48.507
They will go through a body
that weighs 200 pounds

00:55:48.800 --> 00:55:50.676
in about eight minutes.

00:55:50.886 --> 00:55:52.553
That means that a single pig

00:55:52.804 --> 00:55:56.474
can consume two pounds
of uncooked flesh

00:55:56.725 --> 00:55:58.851
every minute.

00:55:59.061 --> 00:56:01.312
Hence the expression

00:56:01.563 --> 00:56:04.899
"as greedy as a pig. "

00:56:08.653 --> 00:56:12.990
Well, thank you for that.
That's a great weight off me mind.

00:56:13.200 --> 00:56:16.452
Now I mean, if you wouldn't mind
telling me who the fuck you are,

00:56:16.661 --> 00:56:19.580
apart from someone who feeds
people to pigs, of course.

00:56:23.835 --> 00:56:25.753
Do you know what
"nemesis" means?

00:56:30.050 --> 00:56:33.552
"A righteous infliction
of retribution

00:56:33.845 --> 00:56:37.515
manifested by an
appropriate agent. "

00:56:37.682 --> 00:56:42.645
Personified, in this case,
by a horrible cunt:

00:56:43.188 --> 00:56:44.647
Me.

00:56:52.447 --> 00:56:53.781
Gentlemen...

00:57:23.145 --> 00:57:24.937
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY IN DISTANCE]

00:57:25.105 --> 00:57:27.731
Why can't you find
me Franky, Doug?

00:57:27.983 --> 00:57:32.570
Avi, what do you want me to
do? I'm not a bounty hunter.

00:57:34.156 --> 00:57:35.739
What about Tony?
You know, Bullet-Tooth Tony.

00:57:35.907 --> 00:57:36.907
[MADONNA'S "LUCKY
STAR" PLAYING]

00:57:37.075 --> 00:57:38.909
Who's Bullet-Tooth-?
Tony!

00:57:39.077 --> 00:57:40.327
You silly fuck.

00:57:40.495 --> 00:57:41.579
He's a liability.

00:57:41.746 --> 00:57:43.998
He'll find you Moses and the
burning bush if you pay him to.

00:57:44.166 --> 00:57:45.583
You are gonna die, Tony!

00:57:45.792 --> 00:57:48.210
He got shot six times,
had the bullets molded into gold.

00:57:48.378 --> 00:57:49.753
[GUNSHOTS]

00:57:49.921 --> 00:57:51.755
I shoot you, you go down!

00:57:51.923 --> 00:57:54.592
Yeah, he's got two in his teeth that
Dad did for him, so he loves Dad.

00:57:54.759 --> 00:57:55.843
[GUNSHOTS]

00:57:56.011 --> 00:57:57.720
Why don't you fucking die?

00:57:57.929 --> 00:57:59.597
He's the best chance
you got of finding Franky.

00:57:59.764 --> 00:58:01.974
Six times?
[GUNSHOT]

00:58:02.142 --> 00:58:03.601
In one sitting.

00:58:04.269 --> 00:58:06.103
You're in trouble now.

00:58:07.689 --> 00:58:10.024
Well, that sounds promising.
What are we waiting for?

00:58:10.275 --> 00:58:12.526
[BOBBY BYRD'S "HOT PANTS (I'M COMING,
I'M COMING, I'M COMING)" PLAYING]

00:58:12.694 --> 00:58:14.445
[RINGING]

00:58:22.495 --> 00:58:23.579
Bonjour.

00:58:27.042 --> 00:58:29.084
What have you got to tell me
that's so fucking important?

00:58:29.252 --> 00:58:31.837
SOL: Mr. Pulford, why do you
think we've got a dead man

00:58:32.047 --> 00:58:33.380
missing an arm in our office?

00:58:33.548 --> 00:58:34.840
Talk to me, tell me.

00:58:35.133 --> 00:58:36.884
Four days.
You give us four days

00:58:37.177 --> 00:58:40.804
and I will get you a stone the size
of a fucking home. I kid you not.

00:58:41.056 --> 00:58:42.223
What do you think, Errol?

00:58:42.432 --> 00:58:44.642
ERROL: I think we should drip-dry
them, governor, while we got the chance.

00:58:44.809 --> 00:58:45.809
[MEN GRUNTING]

00:58:45.977 --> 00:58:48.187
It was a rhetorical
question, Errol.

00:58:48.480 --> 00:58:51.065
What have I told
you about thinking?

00:58:51.691 --> 00:58:53.859
You got 48 hours.
Yeah.

00:58:54.069 --> 00:58:57.404
You can keep that silly, fat
wanker. The lads can't lift him.

00:58:57.656 --> 00:59:00.574
Forty-eight hours.
After that it's your family

00:59:00.825 --> 00:59:03.661
and the pigs finish
what the dogs don't do.

00:59:05.997 --> 00:59:10.042
So, what should I call you? Should
I call you, uh, "Bullet"? "Tooth"?

00:59:10.252 --> 00:59:11.919
You can call me "Susan"
if it makes you happy.

00:59:12.170 --> 00:59:15.673
Tony, there is a man
I'd like you to find.

00:59:15.840 --> 00:59:19.593
That depends on all the elements
in the equation. How many are there?

00:59:19.761 --> 00:59:21.845
Forty thousand.

00:59:23.515 --> 00:59:25.349
Where was he last seen?

00:59:26.184 --> 00:59:27.268
At a bookies.

00:59:27.686 --> 00:59:29.103
Bookies?

00:59:31.356 --> 00:59:32.815
Pass us the blower, Susi.

00:59:37.237 --> 00:59:38.946
The bookies got blagged last night.
Blagged?

00:59:39.114 --> 00:59:40.364
Speak English to me, Tony.

00:59:40.573 --> 00:59:42.866
I thought this country
spawned the fucking language,

00:59:43.034 --> 00:59:45.035
and so far, nobody
seems to speak it.

00:59:45.203 --> 00:59:46.954
Blagged, robbed.

00:59:47.205 --> 00:59:49.540
We're gonna go and see a man that
looks like he might know something.

00:59:49.749 --> 00:59:51.542
I need a gun.

00:59:51.793 --> 00:59:54.878
You don't, Rosebud, me
old son. You need me.

00:59:57.382 --> 00:59:59.758
I got fucking black ink
all over fuck boy, mate.

01:00:00.051 --> 01:00:02.094
He's stained for fucking life.

01:00:02.387 --> 01:00:05.055
Okay, that and the golden teeth as well.
Fucking hell, mate. You should have seen it-

01:00:05.265 --> 01:00:06.640
TONY:
All right, Mullet?

01:00:11.563 --> 01:00:13.397
How you doing, Tony?
You all right, mate?

01:00:13.565 --> 01:00:15.566
Oh, nice tie.

01:00:15.734 --> 01:00:17.526
I heard you weren't about
that much these days, Tone.

01:00:17.694 --> 01:00:20.988
What do you know? Still warm, the
blood that courses through my veins.

01:00:21.489 --> 01:00:23.282
Unlike yours, Mullet.

01:00:24.075 --> 01:00:25.659
I wanna know who blagged
Brick Top's bookies.

01:00:25.910 --> 01:00:29.163
Do me a favor, Tone.
I will do you a favor, Mullet.

01:00:29.414 --> 01:00:33.167
I'll not bash the living fuck out of you
in front of all your girlfriends here.

01:00:34.085 --> 01:00:37.338
Gonna make it worth my while, mate?
Jesus, Tone, you know how it is, man.

01:00:37.505 --> 01:00:38.881
[GAGGING]

01:00:41.509 --> 01:00:43.677
Comfortable, Mullet?
[WHIMPERS]

01:00:43.845 --> 01:00:46.805
Seems sadly ironic, it's that tie
that's got you into this pickle.

01:00:47.015 --> 01:00:48.766
Now, you take all
the time you want, mate.

01:00:48.933 --> 01:00:50.100
[ENGINE TURNS OVER]

01:00:50.268 --> 01:00:52.144
What the fuck
you doing, Tone?

01:00:52.354 --> 01:00:54.980
Driving down the street with
your head stuck in my window.

01:00:55.815 --> 01:00:57.733
What you think
I'm doing, you penis?

01:00:57.901 --> 01:00:59.276
Well, don't, Tone.

01:01:00.362 --> 01:01:02.321
You been using dog shit
for toothpaste?

01:01:02.530 --> 01:01:03.822
Slow down, Tone.

01:01:04.115 --> 01:01:06.158
Slow down, Tony!

01:01:06.368 --> 01:01:08.952
I don't think so.
I think I'll speed up.

01:01:10.455 --> 01:01:12.623
Play some music if you like.
Ahh!

01:01:12.791 --> 01:01:14.291
[MADONNA'S "LUCKY STAR"
PLAYING ON RADIO]

01:01:14.459 --> 01:01:16.293
Oh, I love this track.

01:01:17.087 --> 01:01:18.754
I want to know who blagged
Brick Top's bookies.

01:01:18.922 --> 01:01:20.005
[MULLET GAGGING]

01:01:20.173 --> 01:01:21.340
Yes, Mullet?

01:01:21.633 --> 01:01:27.012
I think it's two black guys that work
from a... In a pawnshop in Smith Street.

01:01:27.305 --> 01:01:29.056
Better not be telling
me porky pies.

01:01:29.307 --> 01:01:34.686
I'm fucking tell you, it's two black guys
work out of a pawnshop on Smith Street.

01:01:35.188 --> 01:01:37.314
It's very effective, Tony.

01:01:37.565 --> 01:01:39.650
It's not too subtle,
but effective.

01:01:41.236 --> 01:01:42.736
Are we taking him with us?

01:01:46.408 --> 01:01:47.991
[COUGHING]
[THUD]

01:01:51.996 --> 01:01:53.163
SOL:
It's the Russian.

01:01:54.165 --> 01:01:55.249
A Russian?

01:01:55.500 --> 01:01:58.085
Well, to be technical he's
an Uzbekistanian, but...

01:01:58.336 --> 01:02:02.881
Uzbekistanian? I've been dealing
with those sneaky Russian dogs.

01:02:03.758 --> 01:02:05.384
Give me a name.
Yurinov.

01:02:05.677 --> 01:02:07.010
Boris.

01:02:07.512 --> 01:02:09.096
Boris The Blade?
Yeah.

01:02:09.347 --> 01:02:12.224
As in Boris
The Bullet-Dodger?

01:02:13.726 --> 01:02:16.186
Why do they call him
The Bullet-Dodger?

01:02:17.105 --> 01:02:19.523
Because he
dodges bullets, Avi.

01:02:21.401 --> 01:02:24.403
TURKISH [ON PHONE]: He won't fight
unless we buy his mum a caravan,

01:02:24.696 --> 01:02:26.238
and you nicked all our savings.

01:02:26.448 --> 01:02:30.742
In the quiet words of the
Virgin Mary, come again?

01:02:31.703 --> 01:02:35.581
He's a stubborn bastard. He said
he's got to look after his mum.

01:02:35.790 --> 01:02:38.208
Are you taking the piss?
TURKISH: What can I do?

01:02:38.376 --> 01:02:40.586
I can't make him do it, can I?

01:02:40.795 --> 01:02:43.964
You're not much good
to me alive are you, Turkish?

01:02:44.174 --> 01:02:45.549
[PUNCHING AND
GRUNTING IN DISTANCE]

01:02:49.053 --> 01:02:52.598
He's a useless shite, that boy.
Punish him for me, Errol.

01:02:54.309 --> 01:02:56.602
I want that pikey to fight.

01:02:57.437 --> 01:02:59.188
[GLASS SHATTERING]

01:02:59.355 --> 01:03:02.733
[MASSIVE ATTACK'S
"ANGEL" PLAYING]

01:03:09.949 --> 01:03:11.241
[GRUNTING]

01:03:21.127 --> 01:03:24.296
TURKISH: Brick Top thought
smashing up our arcade

01:03:24.589 --> 01:03:27.591
might help me
to persuade Mickey to fight.

01:03:28.760 --> 01:03:30.761
And if that wasn't enough,

01:03:31.137 --> 01:03:33.472
he thought it would be
a good idea

01:03:34.098 --> 01:03:36.475
to burn Mickey's mum's caravan.

01:03:37.936 --> 01:03:39.770
While she was asleep in it.

01:04:36.869 --> 01:04:38.996
Turkish, get your arse up.

01:04:39.539 --> 01:04:41.039
You lot,

01:04:41.207 --> 01:04:43.750
follow me and I'll
fucking shoot you.

01:04:44.752 --> 01:04:47.671
Calm down, son.
Behave yourself.

01:04:47.922 --> 01:04:50.841
I've got the gun, son. I think
it's you who should behave.

01:04:51.009 --> 01:04:52.342
[GUN COCKS]

01:04:52.510 --> 01:04:53.594
What?

01:04:54.012 --> 01:04:56.722
You want to see
if I've got the minerals?

01:05:15.408 --> 01:05:16.700
TURKISH:
Jesus.

01:05:16.868 --> 01:05:18.535
Sorry, Mickey.

01:05:19.704 --> 01:05:21.288
ODid you do it?

01:05:26.377 --> 01:05:27.878
Then what are you sorry for?

01:05:28.713 --> 01:05:30.339
DARREN: What the fuck
are you still doing here?

01:05:30.506 --> 01:05:31.548
Darren, come back!

01:05:31.716 --> 01:05:34.593
You got some tars on you.
Fuck off, Darren.

01:05:35.094 --> 01:05:36.887
Fuck off!
Darren!

01:05:44.062 --> 01:05:46.063
TURKISH:
How silly do I feel?

01:05:46.230 --> 01:05:49.232
His mum is still smoking
next to us,

01:05:49.400 --> 01:05:51.485
and I'm asking him to fight.

01:05:52.403 --> 01:05:55.489
I'll do the fight before he
causes any more carnage.

01:05:56.115 --> 01:05:57.908
And if he'd said no,

01:05:58.242 --> 01:06:00.535
it could've been
a shite sight worse.

01:06:06.501 --> 01:06:07.918
AVI:
Russians.

01:06:08.086 --> 01:06:09.378
[CHUCKLES]

01:06:11.589 --> 01:06:13.131
[SIGHS]

01:06:13.508 --> 01:06:14.966
Russians.

01:06:15.176 --> 01:06:16.635
I should've known.

01:06:16.928 --> 01:06:20.806
Anti-Semite,
slippery Cossack sluts.

01:06:21.015 --> 01:06:23.100
What do you know
about this goyim?

01:06:23.685 --> 01:06:25.352
Ex-KGB cancer.

01:06:26.020 --> 01:06:28.146
He was a highly trained
undercover agent.

01:06:28.314 --> 01:06:29.606
He'll be impossible
to track down.

01:06:29.774 --> 01:06:30.857
[PHONE RINGING]

01:06:31.776 --> 01:06:32.818
Yeah.

01:06:33.027 --> 01:06:36.446
SUSI [ON PHONE]: There's a strange man
who wants to sell us an 84-karat stone.

01:06:36.656 --> 01:06:39.199
Where does he come from?
I don't know. Hard to tell.

01:06:39.409 --> 01:06:40.992
He's got a thick Russian accent.

01:06:53.506 --> 01:06:58.009
Well, what was I supposed to do?
He set the dogs on me. Look.

01:06:58.678 --> 01:07:01.805
That sneaky fucking Russian!
No wonder he didn't want to do it.

01:07:01.973 --> 01:07:04.933
First things first. One of us...

01:07:05.143 --> 01:07:10.021
Tyrone, you get around to the Russian's.
The second you see him, you give us a call.

01:07:10.523 --> 01:07:11.690
Now.

01:07:17.488 --> 01:07:20.824
He's a right handful,
this fella, so watch out.

01:07:21.033 --> 01:07:24.202
I hate Russians.
I'll take care of him.

01:07:24.787 --> 01:07:26.413
TONY: He's all yours, Rosebud, old son.

01:07:27.415 --> 01:07:29.291
Not a problem.

01:07:31.043 --> 01:07:32.711
You're gonna have
to get me to a doctor.

01:07:33.004 --> 01:07:34.254
Shoot that fuck!
Yeah, yeah.

01:07:34.422 --> 01:07:35.797
Then, get me to a doctor.

01:07:36.007 --> 01:07:37.966
Okay, yeah, yeah. But first
we get the stone, Rosey.

01:07:38.176 --> 01:07:40.343
First the stone. And then
I'll get you to a doctor.

01:07:40.553 --> 01:07:43.472
And not just any doctor, boychik. I'm
gonna get you to a nice Jewish doctor.

01:07:43.681 --> 01:07:45.807
Find my friend
a nice Jewish doctor!

01:07:49.896 --> 01:07:52.522
TONY: Get his keys and find
out exactly where the stone is.

01:07:52.815 --> 01:07:54.524
I think that you got
something to tell us.

01:07:54.692 --> 01:07:56.026
Easy. Take it easy,
Rosebud.

01:07:56.194 --> 01:07:59.696
Oi. Do you want him
to be able to talk or not?

01:07:59.906 --> 01:08:02.365
What the fuck do
you mean, replicas?

01:08:02.533 --> 01:08:06.203
They look the shit, don't they?
And nobody is gonna argue.

01:08:06.412 --> 01:08:08.705
And I've got some extra
loud blanks, just in case.

01:08:08.873 --> 01:08:11.750
In- Oh, in case we have
to deafen them to death?

01:08:11.918 --> 01:08:13.001
[PHONE RINGING]

01:08:18.382 --> 01:08:20.717
SOL: Yeah.
Boris is here.

01:08:21.010 --> 01:08:22.886
We're coming over.
You hold him there.

01:08:23.054 --> 01:08:24.054
TYRONE:
Hold on!

01:08:24.347 --> 01:08:25.388
He's not on his own!

01:08:31.687 --> 01:08:32.896
SOL:
We're off.

01:08:37.443 --> 01:08:40.028
Very industrious
for a Cossack.

01:08:48.412 --> 01:08:51.081
Sneaky fucking Russian.

01:08:54.752 --> 01:08:55.752
So, where is he, Tyrone?

01:08:55.962 --> 01:08:58.672
It's not just he. Three
fellas went in the house.

01:08:58.840 --> 01:09:00.257
They locked Boris
in the back of the car.

01:09:00.424 --> 01:09:02.008
Why didn't you tell us that?

01:09:02.844 --> 01:09:04.761
Oi. Did they look hard?

01:09:04.929 --> 01:09:06.221
They looked messy.

01:09:06.389 --> 01:09:07.848
Hey, come on.
Let's get out of here.

01:09:08.015 --> 01:09:09.432
What do you want to do
about the Russian?

01:09:09.600 --> 01:09:11.268
I want you to bury him.

01:09:11.811 --> 01:09:12.894
All right.

01:09:14.564 --> 01:09:16.773
I think we should
get you a new gun.

01:09:17.066 --> 01:09:18.733
But this time, try it.

01:09:18.943 --> 01:09:21.152
How far to the Russian's?

01:09:21.404 --> 01:09:22.946
We'll be there
in a minute.

01:09:28.828 --> 01:09:31.329
VINNY: Well, come on, then.
Uh-uh. Not so fast, Vinny.

01:09:31.539 --> 01:09:34.583
We can't take them now.
We're gonna have to follow them.

01:09:36.168 --> 01:09:38.670
You shouldn't drink
that stuff, anyway.

01:09:38.963 --> 01:09:40.505
Why? What's
wrong with it?

01:09:40.756 --> 01:09:43.675
It's not in sync with evolution.
Shut up.

01:09:43.926 --> 01:09:45.302
How do you wanna
get rid of him?

01:09:45.511 --> 01:09:47.971
Well, do you want to shoot him?
It's a little noisy, isn't it?

01:09:48.180 --> 01:09:51.308
Well, do you want to stab him?
Well, it's a little cold-blooded, isn't it?

01:09:51.475 --> 01:09:54.936
Do you want to kill him or not?
I'll cut him. I got a blade.

01:09:55.146 --> 01:09:56.646
There. That's the spirit.

01:09:56.814 --> 01:09:58.189
Do they fire?

01:09:58.482 --> 01:09:59.816
Of course they fire.

01:09:59.984 --> 01:10:02.235
Yeah. But how do you know?
I mean, they're replicas.

01:10:02.403 --> 01:10:04.321
What do you know
about replicas?

01:10:05.489 --> 01:10:06.489
[GUNSHOT]

01:10:06.657 --> 01:10:08.491
VINNY:
Whoa!

01:10:08.659 --> 01:10:10.660
What the fuck are
you doing, Solomon?

01:10:10.828 --> 01:10:13.038
Well, you wanted to know
whether or not they worked.

01:10:13.289 --> 01:10:16.958
I didn't mean try it in the car,
Sol, you arsehole!

01:10:17.126 --> 01:10:18.168
[TYRONE SCREAMING]

01:10:18.336 --> 01:10:20.879
What are you gonna do
with that, pick his teeth?

01:10:21.172 --> 01:10:22.714
Wipe the butter off
and put it away.

01:10:22.882 --> 01:10:24.841
Look, there's a proper
blade back there.

01:10:25.051 --> 01:10:28.470
Cows have only been domesticated
in the last 8000 years.

01:10:28.679 --> 01:10:31.181
Before that, they were running
around as mad as lorries.

01:10:31.349 --> 01:10:35.352
The human digestive system hasn't
got used to any dairy products yet.

01:10:35.519 --> 01:10:38.605
Well, fuck me, Tommy.
What have you been reading?

01:10:38.814 --> 01:10:40.732
Let me do you a favor.

01:10:41.233 --> 01:10:42.609
[TIRES SCREECHING]

01:10:42.777 --> 01:10:44.194
[CAR CRASHES]

01:10:45.863 --> 01:10:46.947
Whoops.

01:10:47.114 --> 01:10:48.657
You. Want a knife?

01:10:48.824 --> 01:10:51.034
Me? Oh, no, not me. I wouldn't
know what to do with it.

01:10:51.202 --> 01:10:53.370
It's a knife, for God's sake.

01:10:53.537 --> 01:10:55.664
What have you used to keep
your fork company all these years?

01:10:55.873 --> 01:10:59.542
The sharp side, a blunt side.
What do you want, a lesson?

01:10:59.919 --> 01:11:00.919
[TIRES SCREECHING]

01:11:01.087 --> 01:11:02.212
[CRASHES]

01:11:06.759 --> 01:11:08.510
[BORIS GRUNTING]

01:11:11.430 --> 01:11:12.931
[BORIS SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

01:11:14.266 --> 01:11:15.850
[GRUNTING]

01:11:21.774 --> 01:11:23.024
Is that Boris?

01:11:36.163 --> 01:11:37.288
[TYRONE SCREAMING]

01:11:37.456 --> 01:11:38.665
[TIRES SCREECHING]

01:11:38.833 --> 01:11:39.833
[CRASHES]

01:11:40.001 --> 01:11:41.001
[WHIMPERING]

01:11:41.168 --> 01:11:43.545
Oh, Tyrone,
what have you done?

01:11:44.880 --> 01:11:46.256
What about Rosebud?

01:11:46.549 --> 01:11:49.384
Well, you can bring him
with you if you like.

01:11:50.761 --> 01:11:52.220
But which bit would you like to bring?

01:11:56.726 --> 01:11:58.643
VINNY: They're getting out.
SOL: Hold on.

01:11:58.811 --> 01:12:00.979
Get down
and follow them.

01:12:01.272 --> 01:12:03.273
TONY:
Cover yourself up, Avi.

01:12:03.441 --> 01:12:04.816
You're making a scene.

01:12:05.109 --> 01:12:07.652
I'm sorry for causing
a scene, Tony.

01:12:08.279 --> 01:12:11.156
Whoa, you are not taking
that dog with you, Vince.

01:12:11.449 --> 01:12:12.907
Well, I can't leave
him in here, can I?

01:12:19.957 --> 01:12:21.958
Pint of the black stuff, landlord.

01:12:23.502 --> 01:12:27.505
I thought you wanted to get
cleaned up. Bathroom's back there.

01:12:27.798 --> 01:12:31.468
He's left the door open.
Shouldn't think that's a good idea.

01:12:31.677 --> 01:12:33.136
Should we go in?

01:12:33.345 --> 01:12:36.806
I don't want to go in there.
He's a dangerous bastard.

01:12:37.099 --> 01:12:41.144
Taken too many disco biscuits
in the heat of Russian disputations.

01:12:41.353 --> 01:12:44.814
He's got as many of these
nuts as he has those nuts.

01:12:45.107 --> 01:12:47.984
I don't care if he's
got fucking hazelnuts.

01:12:48.194 --> 01:12:51.988
I want a gun that works,
and I'm gonna tell him.

01:12:52.448 --> 01:12:56.201
My God, Tommy, you
certainly got those minerals.

01:12:56.494 --> 01:13:00.163
Well, come on, then,
before "zee" Germans get here.

01:13:00.372 --> 01:13:02.665
You just tell him
who's in charge.

01:13:03.000 --> 01:13:04.209
[BORIS SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

01:13:08.672 --> 01:13:09.672
Uh, Boris-

01:13:09.840 --> 01:13:11.174
[GRUNTING]

01:13:14.887 --> 01:13:16.387
You certainly told him, Tommy.

01:13:18.557 --> 01:13:19.682
[CHUCKLES]

01:13:19.850 --> 01:13:21.351
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

01:13:23.521 --> 01:13:25.480
The Drowning Trout.

01:13:27.358 --> 01:13:28.858
Come and pick us up.

01:13:29.151 --> 01:13:30.193
And Doug...

01:13:31.028 --> 01:13:32.987
sharpish.

01:13:53.175 --> 01:13:56.052
I don't want a fuss and I don't
want to put a bullet in your face,

01:13:56.262 --> 01:13:59.889
but unless you give me exactly what
I want there will be fucking murders.

01:14:02.685 --> 01:14:03.685
What's your name?

01:14:04.562 --> 01:14:05.562
Shoot him.

01:14:06.021 --> 01:14:07.647
TONY:
Ooh.

01:14:12.862 --> 01:14:16.573
Let go of the gun!

01:14:22.413 --> 01:14:25.874
So, you're obviously
the big dick,

01:14:26.625 --> 01:14:29.460
and that, on either side
of you, are your balls.

01:14:30.337 --> 01:14:32.589
There are two types of balls:

01:14:33.382 --> 01:14:37.302
There are big brave balls, and there
are little mincey faggot balls.

01:14:37.553 --> 01:14:40.054
These are your last words
so make them a prayer.

01:14:40.598 --> 01:14:42.891
Your dicks have drive
and clarity of vision,

01:14:44.059 --> 01:14:45.602
but they're not clever.

01:14:46.103 --> 01:14:49.230
They smell pussy and they want
a piece of the action.

01:14:50.149 --> 01:14:53.401
And you thought you smelled
some good old pussy

01:14:53.652 --> 01:14:56.905
and have brought your two
little mincey faggot balls along

01:14:57.114 --> 01:15:00.617
for a good old time. But you've
got your parties muddled up.

01:15:02.286 --> 01:15:03.953
There's no pussy here,

01:15:04.914 --> 01:15:08.416
just a dose that'll make you wish
you were born a woman.

01:15:09.084 --> 01:15:10.793
Like a prick,

01:15:11.795 --> 01:15:13.338
you're having second thoughts.

01:15:14.340 --> 01:15:16.257
You're shrinking.

01:15:17.092 --> 01:15:19.802
And your two little balls
are shrinking with you.

01:15:20.930 --> 01:15:24.224
And the fact that you've got "Replica"
written down the side of your gun...

01:15:29.521 --> 01:15:34.108
and the fact that
I've got "Desert Eagle. 50"...

01:15:36.779 --> 01:15:38.154
written on the side of mine...

01:15:43.327 --> 01:15:45.203
should precipitate

01:15:46.372 --> 01:15:50.208
your balls into shrinking,
along with your presence.

01:15:52.503 --> 01:15:53.628
Now...

01:15:56.340 --> 01:15:57.757
fuck off.

01:16:01.845 --> 01:16:03.346
[THE SPECIALS'
"GHOST TOWN" PLAYING]

01:16:13.190 --> 01:16:14.649
Lock the door.

01:16:14.900 --> 01:16:16.192
Lock it!

01:16:17.528 --> 01:16:18.736
SOL:
Oh!

01:16:22.074 --> 01:16:23.366
Give me the case.

01:16:24.201 --> 01:16:25.743
Fuck you.

01:16:26.745 --> 01:16:27.745
Shoot me.

01:16:28.163 --> 01:16:30.206
I will. I'll shoot you.

01:16:31.625 --> 01:16:33.334
[SHOUTING IN DISTANCE]

01:16:40.384 --> 01:16:43.219
Pass me case
or I shoot you.

01:16:44.221 --> 01:16:45.763
You know what?

01:16:45.973 --> 01:16:47.056
Fuck you too.

01:16:47.558 --> 01:16:51.144
Go ahead and shoot me. You'd be doing
me a favor, you Russian fuck. Go ahead!

01:16:51.312 --> 01:16:53.938
You! Drop guns.

01:16:54.440 --> 01:16:55.565
Fuck you!

01:16:55.733 --> 01:16:57.734
You drop your gun!

01:16:59.069 --> 01:17:00.361
Okay.

01:17:01.238 --> 01:17:02.363
TONY:
Avi...

01:17:02.698 --> 01:17:03.740
pull your socks up!

01:17:13.917 --> 01:17:15.543
[TYRONE GRUNTING]

01:17:16.920 --> 01:17:20.590
Tyrone?
Fuck it. We're out of here.

01:17:21.717 --> 01:17:23.259
Give me case.

01:17:26.597 --> 01:17:27.597
[GRUNTING]

01:17:35.939 --> 01:17:37.231
Avi...

01:17:38.108 --> 01:17:40.401
where's the case?
AVI: Put the gun away.

01:17:41.945 --> 01:17:43.613
TONY:
What's Boris doing here?

01:17:44.740 --> 01:17:46.783
Boris, what are
you doing here?

01:17:46.992 --> 01:17:48.534
BORIS:
Fuck you!

01:17:57.628 --> 01:17:59.003
Where's the case?

01:18:00.464 --> 01:18:03.091
BORIS: You piece of crap.
Don't take the piss, Boris.

01:18:03.300 --> 01:18:05.259
BORIS:
I'll show you.

01:18:09.014 --> 01:18:10.473
BORIS:
Fuck you!

01:18:14.311 --> 01:18:16.479
BORIS:
Almost had it.

01:18:16.730 --> 01:18:18.481
For fuck's sake.

01:18:23.070 --> 01:18:24.112
Fuck you and all.

01:18:24.279 --> 01:18:26.155
[GUN CLICKS EMPTY]

01:18:26.323 --> 01:18:29.117
You lucky bastard.

01:18:34.915 --> 01:18:37.333
Jeez, it's flawless.

01:18:38.001 --> 01:18:40.837
Don't get attached to it.
It's going to Brick Top.

01:18:41.088 --> 01:18:42.296
Leave the dog here.

01:18:42.506 --> 01:18:47.343
Sol, why don't we just leave?
Because life's too short, Vincent,

01:18:47.594 --> 01:18:50.430
and it'll get a lot fucking shorter
if Brick Top wishes it to be.

01:18:50.681 --> 01:18:53.975
Now leave that dog here.
I'm gonna leave the dog here.

01:18:54.143 --> 01:18:55.143
Don't worry about it!

01:18:55.352 --> 01:18:58.980
And if that pikey mutt does
any damage, you're gonna pay.

01:18:59.148 --> 01:19:00.189
[DOG WHIMPERING]

01:19:00.941 --> 01:19:02.024
It's okay.

01:19:02.818 --> 01:19:04.610
Sit down. Down.

01:19:06.738 --> 01:19:08.072
[BARKS]

01:19:09.616 --> 01:19:12.702
VINNY: I don't want to go in
there. You'll never see me again.

01:19:12.911 --> 01:19:15.204
SOL:
Well, we won't if you don't.

01:19:15.956 --> 01:19:18.040
All right, you give
me the stone,

01:19:18.292 --> 01:19:22.128
and I will give it
to Brick Top. Yeah?

01:19:22.337 --> 01:19:26.549
All right. Give me
a minute. It's a bit fiddly.

01:19:30.387 --> 01:19:31.679
What is it doing down there?

01:19:32.639 --> 01:19:35.600
Well, I put it down there
in case we got mugged.

01:19:36.059 --> 01:19:37.810
You ain't from this planet,
are you, Vincent?

01:19:37.978 --> 01:19:41.814
Who is gonna mug two
black fellas holding pistols,

01:19:42.024 --> 01:19:45.818
sat in a car that's worth less
than your shirt?

01:19:48.447 --> 01:19:51.908
Bullet-Tooth Tony and his
friend, Desert Eagle. 50.

01:19:53.410 --> 01:19:55.161
What have they got to do
with anything?

01:19:55.412 --> 01:19:57.663
They're both staring
straight at me.

01:20:00.709 --> 01:20:05.046
TONY: You should never underestimate
the predictability of stupidity.

01:20:05.214 --> 01:20:06.589
Now, out of the car.

01:20:06.757 --> 01:20:09.050
And leave your
water pistols behind.

01:20:09.885 --> 01:20:13.596
Look, just- Just tell him the
stone's back at the office.

01:20:13.847 --> 01:20:15.389
I'll think of something.

01:20:20.145 --> 01:20:21.312
TURKISH:
Why's he sweating, Gorgeous?

01:20:21.480 --> 01:20:22.772
[GRUNTING]

01:20:23.607 --> 01:20:24.815
Oh, never mind.

01:20:24.983 --> 01:20:27.568
Tommy, why is your skin leaking?

01:20:27.736 --> 01:20:31.822
I'm a little worried, actually, Turkish.
Worried about what?

01:20:32.449 --> 01:20:36.285
What happens if the gypsy knocks
the other man out?

01:20:36.495 --> 01:20:38.621
I mean, he's done it before,
hasn't he?

01:20:38.789 --> 01:20:40.623
We get murdered before
we leave the building,

01:20:40.791 --> 01:20:42.917
and I imagine we
get fed to the pigs.

01:20:43.627 --> 01:20:47.505
Well, I'm glad to see you're
climbing the walls in fucking anxiety.

01:20:49.258 --> 01:20:53.344
Pardon my cynicism,
but I don't exactly trust the pikey.

01:20:53.637 --> 01:20:55.846
Don't think I haven't thunk
about that one, Tommy.

01:20:56.056 --> 01:20:58.891
It's his mum's funeral tonight.
God bless her.

01:21:02.437 --> 01:21:05.481
TURKISH: You know those
gypsies like a drink at a wake.

01:21:05.649 --> 01:21:09.068
I'm not worried about whether
Mickey knocks the other man out.

01:21:09.278 --> 01:21:12.488
I'm worried about whether Mickey
makes it to the fourth fucking round.

01:21:12.656 --> 01:21:15.408
TOMMY: Well, what if he doesn't
make it to the fourth round?

01:21:15.576 --> 01:21:17.827
We get murdered before
leaving the building,

01:21:18.036 --> 01:21:21.581
and I imagine we get fed
to the pigs.

01:21:23.417 --> 01:21:25.418
So why are you so calm?

01:21:26.378 --> 01:21:28.838
I said-
I heard what you said, Tommy!

01:21:29.381 --> 01:21:32.258
It's not as though we've
got a choice, now, is it?

01:21:32.426 --> 01:21:35.386
You show me how to control
a wild fucking gypsy

01:21:35.679 --> 01:21:40.141
and I'll show you how to control
an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

01:21:41.268 --> 01:21:43.936
Bollocks!
I'm going for a walk.

01:21:54.573 --> 01:21:56.324
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

01:22:23.810 --> 01:22:25.436
Oh, that fucking dog!

01:22:26.855 --> 01:22:28.439
Go on, get the dog.

01:22:29.316 --> 01:22:32.610
It's a bit funky in here, isn't it?
Open a window.

01:22:32.903 --> 01:22:34.403
[DOG BARKING]

01:22:40.786 --> 01:22:43.079
You people
live like animals.

01:22:43.538 --> 01:22:45.081
Now, where's the stone?

01:22:45.248 --> 01:22:47.541
Come on, where is it?
It's over here.

01:22:47.709 --> 01:22:51.253
Where? Where?
I left it in a box.

01:22:56.301 --> 01:22:57.426
It's empty.

01:22:57.594 --> 01:23:00.763
I'm getting heartburn.
Tony, do something terrible.

01:23:01.640 --> 01:23:03.766
VINNY:
No, I'm being serious!

01:23:03.975 --> 01:23:06.602
The dog. The dog
must have ate it.

01:23:08.355 --> 01:23:10.022
[WHIMPERS]

01:23:10.190 --> 01:23:13.651
Now then, let's have a look,
shall we? Tony.

01:23:14.820 --> 01:23:17.613
What?
Look in the dog.

01:23:19.116 --> 01:23:20.658
What do you mean,
"look in the dog"?

01:23:20.826 --> 01:23:22.034
I mean, open him up.

01:23:26.331 --> 01:23:29.625
It's not a tin of baked beans.
What do you mean, open him up?

01:23:29.835 --> 01:23:31.877
You know what I mean.

01:23:34.464 --> 01:23:35.464
That's a bit strong, isn't it?

01:23:37.467 --> 01:23:38.551
I don't know about this.

01:23:40.387 --> 01:23:41.387
No, you can't do this.

01:23:41.555 --> 01:23:42.680
[BARKING AND SQUEAKING]

01:23:44.474 --> 01:23:45.891
It's fucking squeaking!

01:23:46.143 --> 01:23:49.603
What's the matter? You never heard a dog
squeak before? Give me that goddamn gun!

01:23:52.816 --> 01:23:54.316
I'm shooting the dog!

01:23:54.484 --> 01:23:56.318
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

01:24:02.743 --> 01:24:04.368
Shoot the fucking dog!

01:24:04.536 --> 01:24:06.328
VINNY:
Look, it's here. It's here.

01:24:08.331 --> 01:24:10.040
[DOG BARKS AND HOWLS]

01:24:15.213 --> 01:24:18.007
You sneaky fucking bastard.

01:24:25.056 --> 01:24:26.515
[SIGHS]

01:24:29.895 --> 01:24:30.895
Thank God for that.

01:24:31.062 --> 01:24:32.062
[BARKS]

01:24:33.440 --> 01:24:34.815
[GUNSHOTS]

01:24:41.406 --> 01:24:44.742
I hate fucking dogs!
Come on, Tony.

01:24:47.704 --> 01:24:49.413
Tony, come on!

01:24:57.714 --> 01:24:58.964
Tony?

01:25:11.144 --> 01:25:14.021
MAN: Anything to declare?
Yeah. Don't go to England.

01:25:14.189 --> 01:25:15.397
[BELL RINGS]

01:25:16.566 --> 01:25:18.734
VINNY: That dog is gonna go
back to the campsite, Sol.

01:25:18.902 --> 01:25:20.486
I'm telling
you. It always does.

01:25:20.779 --> 01:25:22.905
How's the dog gonna
find the campsite, Vin?

01:25:23.114 --> 01:25:25.199
Have you smelled
the campsite, Sol?

01:25:25.408 --> 01:25:28.577
All right. But we're gonna
have to wait until it gets light.

01:25:28.745 --> 01:25:30.746
And we have to get rid
of these bodies.

01:25:30.914 --> 01:25:34.250
That one over there with the tea
cozy on his head's starting to stink.

01:25:34.501 --> 01:25:39.672
Right. Let's stick them in the car,
and then go and look for a pig farm.

01:25:42.843 --> 01:25:44.176
Mickey.

01:25:45.428 --> 01:25:47.429
Oi, Mickey!

01:25:50.100 --> 01:25:51.642
You feeling all
right, Mickey?

01:25:51.810 --> 01:25:52.935
[GROANING]

01:25:54.771 --> 01:25:55.938
MICKEY:
Need a drink.

01:25:58.608 --> 01:26:00.025
You can't give him a drink!

01:26:00.277 --> 01:26:02.278
It's not for him.
It's for me.

01:26:07.868 --> 01:26:09.952
Ah, mates. Amen.

01:26:16.710 --> 01:26:21.380
He's a hard bastard, this Good Night Anderson,
so pay attention to what you're doing.

01:26:22.132 --> 01:26:23.173
All right, Mickey?

01:26:23.341 --> 01:26:24.341
[SNORING]

01:26:24.509 --> 01:26:25.801
Mickey!

01:26:30.390 --> 01:26:32.141
Need to have a shite!

01:26:33.184 --> 01:26:37.646
If you see the pikey, Turkish or
his girlfriend come out before me,

01:26:37.856 --> 01:26:40.316
shoot the bastards.

01:26:42.152 --> 01:26:45.154
Well, come on.
We got a fight to go to.

01:26:46.114 --> 01:26:47.489
[CHATTERING]

01:26:52.162 --> 01:26:53.662
All right, Tom.

01:26:54.289 --> 01:26:56.457
Hope we're gonna get
a better show this time.

01:26:56.625 --> 01:26:58.292
This will make up for it.

01:26:58.501 --> 01:27:01.211
Mickey's going
down in the fourth.

01:27:01.421 --> 01:27:04.006
Now, Terry over there
is in charge of the bets.

01:27:04.257 --> 01:27:05.799
Now, you have
to forgive me.

01:27:06.009 --> 01:27:08.761
I'll forgive you
if he goes down this time.

01:27:11.765 --> 01:27:15.017
Are our lads down at the campsite?
They're over there now, governor.

01:27:17.979 --> 01:27:20.522
I fucking hate pikeys.

01:27:22.359 --> 01:27:23.692
MAN: How long have we gotta stay here?

01:27:23.860 --> 01:27:26.403
As long as it takes.
Now, shut up.

01:27:27.447 --> 01:27:29.448
Fucking hate pikeys.

01:27:30.575 --> 01:27:32.576
Is he fucking stoned?

01:27:33.036 --> 01:27:35.079
He's like that
before a fight.

01:27:35.372 --> 01:27:37.706
Do you know when
you're going down?

01:27:37.916 --> 01:27:40.542
Of course he knows
when he's going down.

01:27:40.710 --> 01:27:45.047
Oi, fuck-face, who's speaking
to you? He asked him, didn't he?

01:27:45.256 --> 01:27:47.883
Fuck-face?
I like that one, Errol.

01:27:48.093 --> 01:27:50.552
I'll remember that next time
I'm climbing off your mum.

01:27:50.762 --> 01:27:54.098
Not now.
Gonna be a tragedy of a fight.

01:27:54.307 --> 01:27:57.226
Be a nice one. Nice one.
Hell of a way to be a war.

01:27:57.394 --> 01:27:58.727
And there none of yours.

01:27:58.895 --> 01:28:00.062
[LAUGHING]

01:28:00.230 --> 01:28:04.108
There's a campsite full of pikeys that
might not think you're so fucking funny.

01:28:04.317 --> 01:28:07.736
Not when they're putting out
flames on their children's backs.

01:28:09.155 --> 01:28:11.073
Now get up and have
a fucking fight.

01:28:15.662 --> 01:28:16.912
[PEOPLE SHOUTING AND
CHEERING INDISTINCTLY]

01:28:17.080 --> 01:28:20.582
MAN: Three rounds and you're
a vegetable, aren't you, pikey!

01:29:11.051 --> 01:29:14.178
I'm in charge here. No
fucking about, no eye-gouging.

01:29:14.387 --> 01:29:16.555
Do your worst.
Let's get it on!

01:29:28.526 --> 01:29:30.652
[GRUNTING]

01:29:36.159 --> 01:29:37.493
[AUDIENCE
SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

01:29:48.004 --> 01:29:51.090
What the fuck's going on?
You gonna finish him or what?

01:30:10.110 --> 01:30:12.820
[OASIS' "FUCKIN' IN
THE BUSHES" PLAYING]

01:30:25.208 --> 01:30:26.625
[BELL RINGS]

01:30:33.091 --> 01:30:35.050
Talk about saved by the bell.

01:30:35.635 --> 01:30:37.636
Do you understand the
consequences of what would happen

01:30:37.804 --> 01:30:39.179
if you knocked that man out?

01:30:39.389 --> 01:30:41.682
TURKISH:
Do not knock him out, Mickey.

01:30:48.273 --> 01:30:50.023
All right, let's break it up.

01:31:06.124 --> 01:31:08.083
[BELL RINGS]

01:31:24.017 --> 01:31:25.475
TURKISH:
What, is he fucking deaf?

01:31:26.895 --> 01:31:28.687
What is he doing?

01:31:44.454 --> 01:31:45.829
Come on and sit.

01:31:48.583 --> 01:31:50.584
What the fuck are
you doing, Mickey?

01:31:50.793 --> 01:31:52.920
You're dancing like a fairy.

01:31:53.171 --> 01:31:55.839
They'll hang us with the ring
ropes if they think it's rigged.

01:31:56.591 --> 01:31:58.759
Get out there and hurt him.

01:32:00.136 --> 01:32:05.057
But for fuck's sake,
do not knock him out.

01:33:25.346 --> 01:33:28.265
TURKISH:
All he's got to do is stay down.

01:33:32.729 --> 01:33:35.063
Now, we are fucked.

01:33:41.154 --> 01:33:42.529
[CROWD SHOUTING]

01:33:43.281 --> 01:33:44.281
MAN:
He can't stand up.

01:33:44.490 --> 01:33:45.490
We're out of here.

01:33:45.658 --> 01:33:48.368
TURKISH: Stupid pikey knows
Brick Top's got a dozen

01:33:48.536 --> 01:33:50.704
keen-to-kill monkeys
with shotguns

01:33:50.913 --> 01:33:52.372
sitting outside his campsite.

01:33:52.540 --> 01:33:53.540
[GUNSHOT OVER PHONE]

01:33:53.708 --> 01:33:57.878
Once the campsite's wiped out, I
know it's gonna be the same for us.

01:34:01.257 --> 01:34:03.091
You ever cross the road
and look the wrong way?

01:34:03.259 --> 01:34:04.760
Give me that fucking shooter!

01:34:04.927 --> 01:34:07.512
TURKISH: And, hey, presto,
there's a car nearly on you.

01:34:07.722 --> 01:34:08.889
So, what do you do?

01:34:09.432 --> 01:34:11.058
Something very silly.

01:34:11.225 --> 01:34:12.225
[GUNSHOT]

01:34:12.393 --> 01:34:14.811
You freeze. And your life
doesn't flash before you

01:34:15.063 --> 01:34:17.606
because you're too
fucking scared to think.

01:34:17.815 --> 01:34:20.942
You just freeze
and pull a stupid face.

01:34:21.152 --> 01:34:23.445
But the pikey didn't. Why?

01:34:23.654 --> 01:34:26.448
Because he had plans
on running the car over.

01:34:28.826 --> 01:34:30.994
It had previously occurred to me

01:34:31.287 --> 01:34:34.206
that the gypsy had taken the
demise of his mother rather lightly.

01:34:35.041 --> 01:34:36.500
[GUNS COCKING]

01:34:37.960 --> 01:34:40.754
For every action,
there is a reaction.

01:34:41.339 --> 01:34:42.881
And a pikey reaction

01:34:43.549 --> 01:34:44.925
is quite a fucking thing.

01:35:17.875 --> 01:35:20.502
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

01:35:26.926 --> 01:35:29.010
Pete, talk to me.

01:35:29.220 --> 01:35:32.472
If you want your friend to hear you,
talk a lot louder than that.

01:35:32.640 --> 01:35:33.640
[GUNSHOT]

01:35:41.732 --> 01:35:43.150
Give me that
fucking shooter.

01:35:43.317 --> 01:35:45.360
I'll give you your shooter,
you cunt.

01:35:49.907 --> 01:35:51.116
[GUNSHOTS]

01:35:53.369 --> 01:35:57.038
TURKISH: That is when I thought the
pikey had money riding on himself.

01:35:58.040 --> 01:36:01.543
That's the reason the bastard never
goes down when he's supposed to.

01:36:03.379 --> 01:36:05.088
We've been tucked up...

01:36:06.716 --> 01:36:08.383
while he's been cleaning up.

01:36:10.470 --> 01:36:13.096
We're worse off now than
when we started.

01:36:18.603 --> 01:36:21.062
The next day we went
to the campsite,

01:36:21.272 --> 01:36:24.441
but the gypsies had
disappeared during the night.

01:36:24.650 --> 01:36:26.651
Which was probably a good thing,

01:36:26.903 --> 01:36:31.156
considering they'd just buried
12 people somewhere in the area.

01:36:31.365 --> 01:36:32.991
TOMMY:
Where is he?

01:36:33.201 --> 01:36:35.410
He ain't fucking here,
that's for sure.

01:36:36.162 --> 01:36:39.706
We can't ask a man to fight for
us if we can't find him, can we?

01:36:39.916 --> 01:36:43.251
You won't find a pikey that doesn't
want to be found, Tommy.

01:36:45.129 --> 01:36:48.381
He could be in a campsite
in Kampu-fucking-chea by now.

01:36:49.967 --> 01:36:51.801
Bollocks! Come on.

01:36:57.058 --> 01:36:59.851
What you doing here?
What's it got to do with you?

01:37:03.731 --> 01:37:05.899
So, what you doing here?

01:37:08.402 --> 01:37:09.778
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]

01:37:13.491 --> 01:37:16.701
I'm taking the dog for a walk.
What's the problem?

01:37:18.287 --> 01:37:19.287
What's in the car?

01:37:19.830 --> 01:37:21.456
Seats and a steering wheel.

01:37:22.291 --> 01:37:24.125
What do you know about gypsies?

01:37:25.878 --> 01:37:27.879
I know they're
not to be trusted.

01:37:29.924 --> 01:37:32.676
All right, get your dog.
On your way.

01:37:33.469 --> 01:37:34.803
Get the dog, Tommy.

01:37:34.971 --> 01:37:35.971
Aye?

01:37:37.098 --> 01:37:38.390
The dog.

01:37:39.684 --> 01:37:44.229
All right, boy. Come on.
Come on, Daisy. No, Daisy!

01:37:45.189 --> 01:37:46.982
He loves that dog.

01:37:47.149 --> 01:37:48.984
Always playing silly games.

01:37:49.151 --> 01:37:52.654
Stop messing about, Tommy,
and get it in the car. Tommy!

01:37:53.030 --> 01:37:54.906
[BARKING]

01:37:55.283 --> 01:37:59.119
Good boy. Good boy.
Good boy, Daisy, good boy.

01:38:10.006 --> 01:38:11.590
OFFICER:
Could you tell me

01:38:11.799 --> 01:38:15.051
why you got a dead man with
an arm missing in your boot?

01:38:15.678 --> 01:38:16.678
Hey, George,

01:38:18.055 --> 01:38:20.265
is that a tea cozy
on his head?

01:38:21.684 --> 01:38:23.143
[DOG SQUEALING]

01:38:23.644 --> 01:38:26.146
Oh, you love a dog,
don't you, Tommy?

01:38:35.990 --> 01:38:38.575
TURKISH: Tommy persuaded
me to keep the dog.

01:38:38.784 --> 01:38:42.037
I eventually agreed,
as long as he took it to a vet.

01:38:42.246 --> 01:38:43.913
I couldn't stand
that squeaking anymore.

01:38:44.081 --> 01:38:45.290
[DOG WHIMPERING]

01:38:45.458 --> 01:38:48.835
TURKISH: The vet found half an
undigested shoe, a squeaky toy

01:38:49.045 --> 01:38:52.380
and an 84-karat diamond
lodged in its stomach.

01:38:52.590 --> 01:38:54.466
It's quite amazing what
can happen in a week.

01:38:54.634 --> 01:38:55.675
[BARKING]

01:38:55.843 --> 01:38:57.844
Still didn't shut it up, though.

01:38:58.721 --> 01:39:00.388
So, what do you do?

01:39:00.598 --> 01:39:03.725
You go see the man that knows
about these sort of things.

01:39:03.893 --> 01:39:05.602
So, what do you think?

01:39:07.229 --> 01:39:08.813
Do you know anyone
who'd be interested?

01:39:14.320 --> 01:39:15.320
I might.

01:39:22.078 --> 01:39:26.247
[HUEY "PIANO" SMITH & THE CLOWNS'
"DON'T YOU JUST KNOW IT" PLAYING]

01:41:12.021 --> 01:41:13.396
[KLINT'S "DIAMOND" PLAYING]