WEBVTT 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:41.350 300MB UNiTED TEAM - sunmenghao 00:01:09.270 --> 00:01:11.350 Ready? 00:01:26.490 --> 00:01:28.200 FBl. 00:01:28.280 --> 00:01:31.620 - Throw that piece of shit in there. - No, wait. 00:01:33.790 --> 00:01:36.170 Sit down and shut up, you old fool. 00:01:36.790 --> 00:01:38.590 Ten thousand. 00:01:38.710 --> 00:01:41.090 - On... bug-eye boy. - What?! 00:01:41.170 --> 00:01:43.800 Big balls, huh? Big cojones, huh? 00:01:45.220 --> 00:01:47.890 - I'll take that bet. - Ready? And fight! 00:02:10.240 --> 00:02:12.450 Y'all never heard of Soul, Korea? 00:02:18.540 --> 00:02:21.750 - FBl! Everybody freeze. - Don't move. 00:02:32.350 --> 00:02:36.390 - John! - A little help down here, please? 00:02:36.480 --> 00:02:38.480 No doubt. Are you all right? 00:02:38.560 --> 00:02:41.980 I'm just takin' a bath with Old Yeller down here. 00:02:42.070 --> 00:02:46.490 Could you open the cage? I'm a married man. I'm not used to this much attention. 00:02:47.450 --> 00:02:50.410 Satellite TV and a six-pack do not a full life make. 00:02:50.490 --> 00:02:53.790 You gotta understand. I'm not like you. 00:02:53.870 --> 00:02:56.040 On the street, I gotta keep it simple. 00:02:56.120 --> 00:03:00.880 You know what I mean? I can't have a family and home out there distracting me. 00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:03.800 That's funny. I couldn't be out there without it. 00:03:04.920 --> 00:03:08.510 OK. We've got a live one, people. Conference room in five. 00:03:08.590 --> 00:03:12.890 Oh, Malcolm. Didn't recognize you with the make-up off. Got the Michaels file? 00:03:12.970 --> 00:03:15.060 - Got it. - Good. Bring it here. 00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:20.350 I'm just sayin', on the street I can't have no distractions. I gotta be ready for anything. 00:03:23.070 --> 00:03:26.440 - Nice. - You too grown for this shit, man. 00:03:36.370 --> 00:03:38.540 A prison escape leaves one man dead. 00:03:38.620 --> 00:03:41.920 Lester Vesco, serving a life sentence for murder, 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:44.460 has escaped from a federal penitentiary. 00:03:44.550 --> 00:03:48.880 He is seen here on security cameras robbing the Century Union Bank. 00:03:48.970 --> 00:03:51.800 - Vesco is extremely dangerous. - Oh, my God. 00:03:53.970 --> 00:03:55.970 What's wrong? 00:03:56.890 --> 00:03:59.100 Nothing's wrong. 00:03:59.190 --> 00:04:02.520 You know, how would you like to go on a little vacation? 00:04:02.610 --> 00:04:06.730 - I don't know. We've never been on one. - How fast can you get ready? 00:04:23.210 --> 00:04:25.210 Ready. 00:04:27.420 --> 00:04:30.470 Well, you look ready to me. 00:04:30.550 --> 00:04:32.300 Grab your medicine. 00:04:38.220 --> 00:04:40.100 Got your seat belt on? 00:04:40.190 --> 00:04:42.190 - Yup. - Let's roll. 00:05:00.660 --> 00:05:04.420 Lester Vesco. Not a nice man, people. 00:05:05.130 --> 00:05:09.380 Two years ago, he robbed a bank, popped a guard and the bank manager 00:05:09.460 --> 00:05:13.260 and walked out with two million in cash and bearer bonds. 00:05:13.340 --> 00:05:16.470 We got him, but the money was never recovered. 00:05:16.550 --> 00:05:19.020 Twelve hours ago, he killed a prison doctor 00:05:19.100 --> 00:05:22.940 and drove out the front gate in the man's Volvo. Very creative. 00:05:23.020 --> 00:05:28.020 - What about the girl from the robbery? - Lester's girlfriend. Sherry Pierce. 00:05:28.190 --> 00:05:30.820 Never convicted. Worked in the bank. 00:05:30.900 --> 00:05:33.200 So she gives him access to the vault, 00:05:33.280 --> 00:05:36.830 cries on the stand and walks away with two million large. 00:05:36.910 --> 00:05:39.080 Exactly. But we never proved it. 00:05:39.660 --> 00:05:43.500 She's pretty smart. Keeps a low profile, works two shit jobs. 00:05:43.620 --> 00:05:45.830 Now it looks like she's in the wind. 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:48.630 So we find her, we find Lester, we find the money. 00:05:48.710 --> 00:05:52.920 - What about this stepbrother in Oakland? - You and Gallagher take it. 00:05:53.010 --> 00:05:57.720 - Get some warrants. Set up a surveillance. - Great. Malcolm and I can stay here 00:05:57.850 --> 00:05:59.640 and hit the phones. 00:05:59.720 --> 00:06:03.180 No, no, I've got something special planned for you two. 00:06:03.270 --> 00:06:08.150 Sherry's got a long-lost grandmother in Cartersville, Georgia. 00:06:08.230 --> 00:06:13.450 And who knows, Malcolm? Maybe you'll find an Armani outlet - by the Piggly Wiggly. 00:06:14.700 --> 00:06:16.530 That's all, people. 00:06:55.820 --> 00:06:58.910 - There's Big Momma. - What a classic scene. 00:06:58.990 --> 00:07:01.540 Genteel old lady, pruning her roses. 00:07:05.210 --> 00:07:08.080 Lord, I done told Sadie about this dog. 00:07:08.170 --> 00:07:11.460 Let me catch you here again and I'll barbecue some hot dog! 00:07:14.220 --> 00:07:16.300 - Got it. - You know what, man? 00:07:16.380 --> 00:07:20.300 Erskine and Stoner probably caught that girl Sherry two days ago. 00:07:20.390 --> 00:07:24.100 They just wanted us to sit here pickin' ticks off our asses. 00:07:24.180 --> 00:07:28.310 Nobody's tried to kill you for days. The stress must be overwhelming. 00:07:28.400 --> 00:07:32.150 I'm just here to catch a bad guy. If it goes down hard, so be it. 00:07:32.230 --> 00:07:36.530 If we could get in to plant the surveillance equipment, we wouldn't be stuck here. 00:07:36.610 --> 00:07:38.530 Hey, what do we have here? 00:07:41.490 --> 00:07:45.700 Must be one of those Southern traditions. Exchanging baked goods in the street. 00:07:45.790 --> 00:07:50.830 Nah, you bring them over. That's how you meet the new neighbors. 00:07:50.960 --> 00:07:52.960 Oh, man. 00:07:53.050 --> 00:07:58.590 - Where are you going? - While she's out, I'll set the surveillance. 00:07:58.680 --> 00:08:00.220 Stall 'em. 00:08:00.300 --> 00:08:02.300 - Stall them? - Trust me. 00:08:02.390 --> 00:08:05.770 - Malcolm! - Four and a half minutes. 00:08:08.440 --> 00:08:11.980 - Well, how-dee, ladies. - Hello, neighbor. 00:08:12.400 --> 00:08:15.780 Welcome to Maple Drive. We hope you will come to love... 00:08:15.860 --> 00:08:19.490 Oh, shut up and give the man your dry old Bundt cake so I can go home. 00:08:19.570 --> 00:08:24.240 You'll have to excuse Hattie Mae. Her stomach's not feelin' too good. 00:08:24.330 --> 00:08:26.120 I'm Miss Patterson 00:08:26.200 --> 00:08:28.370 and this is Miss Other Patterson. 00:08:28.460 --> 00:08:32.630 We call her that because she's from a whole different set of Pattersons. 00:08:40.220 --> 00:08:42.550 - My name's John. - John what? 00:08:44.640 --> 00:08:47.980 - Patterson! Isn't that a weird coincidence? - Yes, it is. 00:08:48.060 --> 00:08:50.480 Maybe we're all related. 00:09:00.570 --> 00:09:03.780 I used to be married, but not any more. 00:09:03.870 --> 00:09:06.620 Oh, Lord. Is she with Jesus? 00:09:06.700 --> 00:09:10.620 No. Actually, Jesus, I think, is how he pronounces it. 00:09:10.710 --> 00:09:12.250 He was the gardener. 00:09:12.330 --> 00:09:16.420 I caught him spreadin' fertilizer in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. 00:09:16.500 --> 00:09:20.170 'Scuse me, honey. Here's your corn bread. I got to go. 00:09:20.260 --> 00:09:23.470 No, you can't! Ladies, it was really a pleasure. 00:09:24.050 --> 00:09:26.140 Wait. You can't leave. 00:09:26.220 --> 00:09:31.940 Where's this great Southern hospitality I've heard about, Hattie Mae? lf I can call you that. 00:09:32.100 --> 00:09:36.570 I was hoping we could sit in the front porch and shuck corn, shoot squirrels... 00:09:36.650 --> 00:09:41.070 Boy, you ain't right. Did somebody hook you up to a jumper cable? 00:09:41.150 --> 00:09:43.820 When I say I got to go, move - I got to go. 00:09:43.910 --> 00:09:46.450 Wait! 00:09:47.740 --> 00:09:53.330 I'm not crazy, just a little lonely. We could spend some quality time together. 00:09:53.750 --> 00:09:58.750 Say, you know what I do when I have an upset stomach? 00:09:58.840 --> 00:10:01.220 I jog. Yes! Come on! 00:10:01.300 --> 00:10:05.220 It's good when you got the runs. Come on, me and you around the block. 00:10:05.300 --> 00:10:10.060 Listen, either I can go around you, or I can go through you. Whichever you decide. 00:10:10.140 --> 00:10:11.770 Fine. 00:10:13.060 --> 00:10:14.980 Shit! 00:10:20.490 --> 00:10:24.200 - You cannot go in there. - You're sayin' I can't go in my own house? 00:10:24.280 --> 00:10:28.870 No, I'm telling you, you cannot go in there without giving me a big 00:10:28.950 --> 00:10:31.330 Southern welcome. 00:10:33.750 --> 00:10:35.960 That's it. A little sugar on it. 00:10:36.040 --> 00:10:38.500 If you want a second helping, let me know. 00:10:38.590 --> 00:10:41.590 - Cos I got two knees! - No, I'm good. God bless ya. 00:10:41.670 --> 00:10:44.630 - Cos I got to go. - Yeah. Thanks for the corn bread. 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:49.720 Jesus, let me just make it to the bathroom before I lose my bowels all over myself. 00:10:53.810 --> 00:10:55.900 Jesus. 00:10:57.650 --> 00:10:59.730 Will I make it? 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:03.400 Have mercy, Lord. 00:11:05.400 --> 00:11:08.370 Those stewed prunes! 00:11:08.450 --> 00:11:12.450 They just goin' right straight through me. 00:12:22.900 --> 00:12:25.860 I done seen a lot of scary shit in my day, 00:12:25.940 --> 00:12:28.570 but damn - that was a lotta ass. 00:12:31.030 --> 00:12:33.290 I think I need a splint or somethin'. 00:12:33.490 --> 00:12:36.750 Just... I'll be all right. 00:13:32.470 --> 00:13:34.760 "Dr Green. Wilshire Pediatrics." 00:13:37.220 --> 00:13:39.310 Here we go. 00:13:40.440 --> 00:13:42.480 God. 00:13:42.560 --> 00:13:45.480 Miss it. Miss it. 00:13:45.570 --> 00:13:47.980 Think you can throw me off my shit? 00:13:48.070 --> 00:13:50.200 I'm in the zone. 00:13:50.900 --> 00:13:53.030 100 dollars. Come on. 00:13:53.120 --> 00:13:55.700 - That shit don't count. - What do you mean? 00:13:55.790 --> 00:13:58.330 - You were in my grill. - 100 bucks, man. 00:13:59.620 --> 00:14:02.250 Who could be callin' her at this time of night? 00:14:02.330 --> 00:14:05.000 Trussy! How ya do... 00:14:05.630 --> 00:14:08.340 Oh, Lord. William's in the hospital again? 00:14:09.130 --> 00:14:13.340 I'll be there. I'm prepared. I can stay a week or two weeks... 00:14:13.430 --> 00:14:17.260 She's leavin', man. Now's our chance to tap the phones. Come on. 00:14:19.640 --> 00:14:23.650 - Driver, please get me to the bus station. - Yes, ma'am. 00:14:23.730 --> 00:14:27.440 I gotta go and help my friend out for a couple of weeks. 00:14:40.790 --> 00:14:42.580 Over here. 00:14:47.630 --> 00:14:49.050 Jesus! 00:14:50.170 --> 00:14:52.090 Back up off me. 00:14:52.260 --> 00:14:55.590 - Sorry. - Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce. 00:14:55.680 --> 00:15:00.890 Go on, leave me a little message. As soon as I get back, I'll give you a shout. God bless. 00:15:01.810 --> 00:15:04.390 Big Momma? It's Sherry. 00:15:05.270 --> 00:15:07.320 Surprised, huh? 00:15:08.320 --> 00:15:10.570 Listen, I was taking a little vacation 00:15:10.650 --> 00:15:13.150 and I was headed in your direction, 00:15:13.240 --> 00:15:18.200 and I thought maybe I'd stop in and check on you since I haven't seen you in a while. 00:15:18.280 --> 00:15:22.160 But it looks like you're not home, so I'll see you on the next trip. 00:15:22.250 --> 00:15:24.540 No! 00:15:24.620 --> 00:15:27.290 - We lost her. - No! Look... 00:15:27.380 --> 00:15:30.630 And, Big Momma, I just want you to know... 00:15:31.260 --> 00:15:35.010 I know it’s been a long time since we've talked, but... 00:15:35.090 --> 00:15:38.350 I really do love you and miss you very much. 00:15:39.430 --> 00:15:42.060 Praise the Lord. 00:15:42.140 --> 00:15:45.100 It's my baby Sherry! 00:15:45.940 --> 00:15:48.060 Big Momma, you're there! 00:15:48.150 --> 00:15:49.860 Hi! 00:15:50.780 --> 00:15:55.530 Yes, I'm here, honey child, lamb chop, sugar foot. 00:15:55.610 --> 00:15:57.660 Hang up. 00:15:57.740 --> 00:16:02.450 I know things haven't been so great between us these past couple of years, 00:16:02.540 --> 00:16:05.750 and I just want you to know 00:16:05.830 --> 00:16:11.550 that your place is the only place that's ever really felt like home for me. 00:16:11.670 --> 00:16:16.470 And I can't wait to see you and I love you very much. 00:16:17.550 --> 00:16:19.550 Well, I'm... 00:16:20.970 --> 00:16:24.140 I'm glad it felt like a home to you, Sherry. 00:16:24.230 --> 00:16:26.230 You hurry home, then. All right? 00:16:26.310 --> 00:16:29.480 And I'm gonna make sure that I lock you up 00:16:29.560 --> 00:16:32.110 so you don't get away from me ever again. 00:16:32.190 --> 00:16:36.110 - Bye, Big Momma. - OK, Sherry. Bye-bye. 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:43.870 - What the hell did you just do? - Kept us in play. 00:16:43.950 --> 00:16:47.870 If Big Momma's not here, she'll leave, and then we have no case. 00:16:47.960 --> 00:16:49.960 Don't worry. 00:16:50.460 --> 00:16:52.460 Big Momma'll be here. 00:17:23.410 --> 00:17:25.910 Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce. 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:28.750 Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce. 00:17:29.460 --> 00:17:31.630 Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce. 00:18:25.140 --> 00:18:28.350 All right, Trent. Mind your manners. No back talk. 00:18:28.430 --> 00:18:30.560 And remember... Look at me. 00:18:30.640 --> 00:18:33.770 And remember that our business is our business. 00:18:33.860 --> 00:18:36.980 They're here. Now here's the earpiece. 00:18:37.070 --> 00:18:40.320 If anybody asks, tell them it's your new hearing aid. 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:42.530 How do I look? 00:18:42.610 --> 00:18:45.910 If I were an 85-year-old man with cataracts and a bad hip, 00:18:45.990 --> 00:18:48.040 - I'd take a run at you. - Man, shut up. 00:18:48.700 --> 00:18:50.910 Big Momma? We're here. 00:18:53.290 --> 00:18:55.710 Lord! 00:18:55.790 --> 00:18:58.170 - Look what the wind done blew my... - Hi. 00:18:59.920 --> 00:19:01.930 Damn, you fine... 00:19:02.010 --> 00:19:04.300 Sherry, you changed. 00:19:04.390 --> 00:19:07.640 Me? Look at you, Big Momma! I hardly recognize you. 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:09.720 Child, that's only make-up. 00:19:09.810 --> 00:19:15.690 Now come on over here and give your Big Momma a great big hug. 00:19:18.320 --> 00:19:20.400 It's so good to see you, Big Momma. 00:19:20.490 --> 00:19:25.280 - I thought you'd forgotten all about me. - Hush your mouth, child. 00:19:25.370 --> 00:19:29.370 - Big Momma could never forget that ass. - What?! 00:19:29.450 --> 00:19:31.710 Ma. Asthma. 00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:34.000 Remember you had asthma? 00:19:34.080 --> 00:19:36.380 I remember it like it was yesterday. 00:19:36.460 --> 00:19:39.960 You used to puff and wheeze somethin' wicked. 00:19:41.970 --> 00:19:45.180 I said "Sherry, are you all right?" You said... 00:19:45.260 --> 00:19:47.850 Oh, damn. Big Momma gettin' light-headed. 00:19:47.930 --> 00:19:50.970 Wait a second. Maybe we should take you upstairs. 00:19:51.560 --> 00:19:55.150 Bless your little asthmatic heart. 00:19:56.940 --> 00:20:00.690 - Who's he? - Oh, Big Momma. That's Trent, my son. 00:20:00.780 --> 00:20:03.200 You haven't seen him since he was a baby. 00:20:03.360 --> 00:20:06.570 Oh, yeah. Trent! 00:20:06.660 --> 00:20:08.780 Hi, Trent. 00:20:08.870 --> 00:20:13.000 - Say hi. - I should've known just by lookin' at him. 00:20:14.460 --> 00:20:16.830 Look at that nappy little grapefruit head. 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:21.880 You know, it runs in the family. Grapefruit heads. 00:20:22.010 --> 00:20:24.090 Your granddaddy had a big-ass head. 00:20:25.010 --> 00:20:27.300 The hotel out by the freeway had a pool. 00:20:27.390 --> 00:20:30.390 - Sweetheart... - He's a quick little one, isn't he? 00:20:30.510 --> 00:20:33.430 - Yeah. - They grow up so fast, 00:20:33.520 --> 00:20:36.230 what with the color television an' all. 00:20:37.310 --> 00:20:40.980 But he'll come to find Big Momma pretty quick herself. 00:20:43.490 --> 00:20:46.160 - I'm starving. - Are y'all hungry? 00:20:46.240 --> 00:20:50.450 - Actually, we are pretty hungry. - Come on in. I'm here to take care of y'all. 00:20:50.530 --> 00:20:52.830 Come on, Sherry. Come on in. 00:20:54.200 --> 00:20:58.170 - Sherry, let me get this bag for you. - Oh, no, Big Momma. I got it. 00:20:58.250 --> 00:21:00.750 You can take mine. 00:21:00.840 --> 00:21:02.840 You are somethin'. Isn't he? 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:06.130 You're gonna love Big Momma's cooking. 00:21:06.220 --> 00:21:10.300 Think it's gonna be windy today. There's a draught. 00:21:16.060 --> 00:21:18.520 There we go. 00:21:18.850 --> 00:21:21.570 See, Sherry, I like to make sure 00:21:21.650 --> 00:21:24.780 that my food is properly lubricated. 00:21:24.860 --> 00:21:27.570 It goes down easier that way. 00:21:29.240 --> 00:21:32.910 Oh, my God. He's gonna kill her. This guy can't even make toast. 00:21:32.990 --> 00:21:35.200 Let's see what's in there to cook now. 00:21:38.670 --> 00:21:40.590 We got some pork chops, 00:21:40.670 --> 00:21:42.210 turkey necks... 00:21:42.290 --> 00:21:44.420 Child, you like these? 00:21:44.760 --> 00:21:46.300 One for me... 00:21:47.090 --> 00:21:51.890 Well, I'm probably not gonna eat them, but you can have mine. All right, Sherry? 00:21:51.970 --> 00:21:54.100 Now, Sherry, 00:21:54.180 --> 00:21:56.060 sit back, watch and learn. 00:21:57.980 --> 00:22:02.110 Malcolm, I don't know how to tell you this... but your face is falling off! 00:22:09.490 --> 00:22:12.530 Big Momma? Are you OK? 00:22:12.620 --> 00:22:17.040 - Where's that pot? - I'm gonna go and start setting the table. 00:22:17.120 --> 00:22:19.960 Yeah, you do that, Sherry. Where's that pot? 00:22:22.080 --> 00:22:24.170 Malcolm! 00:22:26.880 --> 00:22:29.340 What are you doin' over there? 00:22:41.900 --> 00:22:45.730 - What are you doin'? - Take it easy! 00:22:48.360 --> 00:22:51.490 Big Momma, I think you just had a Peeping Tom. 00:22:52.910 --> 00:22:56.120 That's all right, child. I get them all the time. 00:22:56.660 --> 00:23:01.920 You do your housework in the nude and it tends to attract the wrong element. 00:23:03.500 --> 00:23:07.010 Nothin' like a little excitement to get the blood goin'. 00:23:13.180 --> 00:23:15.560 While I fix dinner, 00:23:15.640 --> 00:23:19.980 tell me what brings you to Big Momma's house after all these years. 00:23:20.100 --> 00:23:22.900 Well, we were just on a little vacation. 00:23:22.980 --> 00:23:26.480 Middle of the night seems a funny time to go on vacation. 00:23:26.570 --> 00:23:28.860 I thought you might have been in trouble. 00:23:29.780 --> 00:23:33.110 - How did you know we left at night? - I didn't. 00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:36.080 No, no. 00:23:39.910 --> 00:23:42.290 - Big Momma, are you OK? - Oh, yeah. 00:23:42.370 --> 00:23:44.920 Ain't nothin' but some scaldin' pork grease. 00:23:45.420 --> 00:23:48.710 - Here. Let's dry you off. - So what about it, child? 00:23:48.800 --> 00:23:52.130 You in trouble? Is there something you wanna tell Big Momma? 00:23:56.680 --> 00:23:59.600 Big Momma, is that duct tape on your face? 00:24:00.930 --> 00:24:03.140 Oh, dear! The duct tape. 00:24:03.230 --> 00:24:06.270 I guess you're wonderin' why I got the duct tape. 00:24:06.360 --> 00:24:08.900 - It's a beauty secret. - Really? 00:24:08.980 --> 00:24:13.110 Yes. You never used duct tape to get rid of them unsightly hairs? 00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:17.030 - No. - It works particularly well on the bikini area. 00:24:17.120 --> 00:24:19.450 - Really? - No doubt, girl. 00:24:19.540 --> 00:24:21.450 The pork chops are on fire. 00:24:30.380 --> 00:24:32.420 Big Momma, here! 00:24:40.180 --> 00:24:42.270 Who's ready to eat? 00:24:46.190 --> 00:24:49.150 We could always run down to Ring-A-Ding Burger. 00:24:49.230 --> 00:24:51.110 Get him a Smiley Meal. 00:24:51.190 --> 00:24:53.530 Oh, no, Big Momma. This... 00:24:53.950 --> 00:24:55.990 This looks great. 00:24:56.070 --> 00:25:00.660 Well, then, eat up. Take you a big old forkful. 00:25:01.580 --> 00:25:04.000 Watch it. The plate's hot now. 00:25:04.080 --> 00:25:07.500 I hope I didn’t put too much seasoning salt. 00:25:10.880 --> 00:25:14.380 - Would you like me to get that for you? - No. I got it, Sherry. 00:25:14.470 --> 00:25:17.840 Who could it be at this time of night? 00:25:18.390 --> 00:25:21.100 Just a second! 00:25:21.640 --> 00:25:23.930 I wonder who this could be, 00:25:24.020 --> 00:25:26.440 surprisin' me this time of evening. 00:25:27.770 --> 00:25:32.400 I say, I wonder who could be at my door so late at night. 00:25:33.780 --> 00:25:35.740 There's my sugar. 00:25:36.110 --> 00:25:40.950 You'd better put that nasty-ass tongue back in your mouth before I rip it out. 00:25:41.030 --> 00:25:43.450 Yes, ma'am. My mouth is closed. 00:25:43.540 --> 00:25:46.210 But these hands is open for business. 00:25:50.590 --> 00:25:53.090 Big Momma, who was it? 00:25:53.170 --> 00:25:55.880 Oh, that's just a Bible salesman. 00:25:55.970 --> 00:26:01.010 - Sherry, let's go back and finish supper. - You can run, but you can't hide. 00:26:01.100 --> 00:26:03.640 Oh, I'm sorry. Ben Rawley's the name. 00:26:03.720 --> 00:26:06.100 - Pleased to meet you. - Sherry. 00:26:06.520 --> 00:26:10.480 - Big Momma, you didn't say you had a man. - Child, I ain't got no man. 00:26:10.560 --> 00:26:13.820 Why, she got every man in town sniffin' round like dogs. 00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:18.990 - I do? - Do I smell some greens? 00:26:19.070 --> 00:26:22.370 - Yeah, come on in. There's plenty. - Oh, no! 00:26:22.490 --> 00:26:25.200 Now, Ben, you know you can't eat no greens. 00:26:25.290 --> 00:26:28.710 Greens give you gas somethin' wicked. 00:26:28.790 --> 00:26:34.460 Last time I had Ben over for greens, I had to re-wallpaper. 00:26:34.550 --> 00:26:39.300 - Ben, let me show you to your car. - Wait a minute! 00:26:39.380 --> 00:26:41.300 You look different. 00:26:41.390 --> 00:26:44.180 - Different? - You know, I said the same thing. 00:26:44.270 --> 00:26:47.640 That face and those eyes. You've changed. 00:26:51.150 --> 00:26:53.900 - Changed? - Yes, ma'am. 00:26:53.980 --> 00:26:56.230 You're gettin' younger every day. 00:26:58.700 --> 00:27:01.820 Sherry, say good night to Mr. Rawley. 00:27:03.370 --> 00:27:06.700 Good night. Nice to meet you. 00:27:10.370 --> 00:27:12.250 Take it easy, Hattie. 00:27:12.330 --> 00:27:14.630 Who the hell do you think you are? 00:27:14.710 --> 00:27:20.550 Comin' up here, tryin' to put your nasty-ass lips on me. I am not street booty. 00:27:20.630 --> 00:27:24.350 I will not be treated like street poontang! 00:27:24.430 --> 00:27:26.430 Ben, if you wanna get with me... 00:27:28.520 --> 00:27:31.560 I mean... you will never get with me! Understand? 00:27:31.650 --> 00:27:35.570 And even if I was interested, which I definitely am not, 00:27:35.650 --> 00:27:38.110 you be goin' about it the wrong way. 00:27:38.190 --> 00:27:42.160 - How am I supposed to go about it? - You don't come in a woman's house 00:27:42.240 --> 00:27:44.660 and lead with your shaboink-boink! 00:27:45.330 --> 00:27:47.370 Women don't respond to that. 00:27:47.450 --> 00:27:50.160 I should've bought you somethin'. Like a corsage. 00:27:51.790 --> 00:27:53.880 This ain't no damn prom. 00:27:56.250 --> 00:27:59.720 Ben, you gotta bring a woman somethin' special. 00:27:59.800 --> 00:28:02.720 Somethin' that means it's from your heart. 00:28:02.800 --> 00:28:04.850 Come on. You's a OG, aren't you? 00:28:04.930 --> 00:28:07.810 You's a fake one, but you's probably a OG, huh? 00:28:08.810 --> 00:28:10.850 All right, well, get it together. 00:28:11.600 --> 00:28:16.190 - Thanks, Hattie, baby. - Good. Get your ass outta here. 00:28:16.270 --> 00:28:18.860 Oh, and that seersucker suit? 00:28:51.930 --> 00:28:54.810 Sherry made a call today. Who was it? 00:28:54.900 --> 00:28:58.820 A Dr Green in Los Angeles. A refill on the kid's allergy prescription. 00:28:58.900 --> 00:29:01.440 She's done nothing to try and contact Lester. 00:29:01.530 --> 00:29:03.740 Well, she will. And when she does, 00:29:03.820 --> 00:29:06.530 - we'll be there to catch her. - That's right. 00:29:07.910 --> 00:29:09.990 Superfly! 00:29:10.910 --> 00:29:12.330 You know? 00:29:12.410 --> 00:29:15.960 You wanna give me those, or have you grown too attached to 'em? 00:29:26.470 --> 00:29:29.560 "Prescription called in for Trent Pierce." 00:29:30.310 --> 00:29:34.100 "Hafarth's Pharmacy, Cartersville, Georgia." 00:29:51.290 --> 00:29:53.370 I know what you're up to. 00:29:53.460 --> 00:29:56.830 You think you're nickel slick, but I got your penny change. 00:29:56.920 --> 00:30:00.920 What you talkin'? I'm just takin' in a little air. 00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:05.130 You can't fool an old fool. Sadie's got it all figured out. 00:30:05.420 --> 00:30:08.180 Look, you old bat, this is a federal... 00:30:08.260 --> 00:30:13.430 The man ain't been here for two days and you all over him. 00:30:13.520 --> 00:30:18.480 Oh! You think me and the white... No, I don't get down like that. 00:30:18.560 --> 00:30:22.280 Are you drinkin' that corn liquor? Are you sippin' on the yak? 00:30:22.360 --> 00:30:25.320 Maybe I have. But somethin's goin' on. 00:30:25.400 --> 00:30:28.570 I got my eye on you two. 00:30:29.030 --> 00:30:32.120 What a day. What a damn day. 00:30:35.540 --> 00:30:39.290 Big Momma, someone's here to see you. They say it's an emergency. 00:30:39.380 --> 00:30:41.710 Emergency? What kind of emergency? 00:30:43.510 --> 00:30:44.760 Your... 00:30:46.550 --> 00:30:48.550 Oh, that. 00:30:48.630 --> 00:30:52.760 Child, when you get to be my age, they're like yard dogs. 00:30:52.850 --> 00:30:57.100 If you don't put 'em on a leash, they'll just roam all over the neighborhood. 00:30:57.190 --> 00:31:00.480 - Big Momma, you gotta come out here quick. - What you talkin'? 00:31:00.560 --> 00:31:02.770 - Big Momma, it's time. - Time for what? 00:31:02.860 --> 00:31:05.110 Ritha's gonna have her baby. 00:31:05.190 --> 00:31:07.860 Oh. That's great. Thank you for stoppin' by. 00:31:07.950 --> 00:31:10.740 Be sure to send me an invitation to the baby shower. 00:31:10.820 --> 00:31:14.580 Her water broke comin' back from the movie. The baby's due any minute. 00:31:14.660 --> 00:31:17.040 - And you got to deliver it. - Excuse me? 00:31:17.120 --> 00:31:20.380 - You're the midwife, aren't you? - Midwife? 00:31:24.090 --> 00:31:25.920 Big Momma! 00:31:26.010 --> 00:31:28.090 - What are you doing? - Screamin'! 00:31:28.170 --> 00:31:30.720 I find that it calms the spirit. 00:31:30.800 --> 00:31:33.180 Matter of fact, let's all scream. 00:31:37.350 --> 00:31:39.190 Good. See? It works. 00:31:39.270 --> 00:31:41.610 It's not like... I don’t know what I'm doin'. 00:31:41.690 --> 00:31:44.230 Take it easy. I've called the paramedics. 00:31:44.320 --> 00:31:48.110 Just stall, and then get out of the way when they get there. OK? 00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:50.110 All right. Excuse me, darlin'. 00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:54.240 Let's close these, OK? You don't want your business wavin' all in the air. 00:31:54.330 --> 00:31:56.080 Oh, no! Don't! 00:31:56.160 --> 00:32:00.080 - I said close 'em! - They don't close! 00:32:00.170 --> 00:32:03.630 Well, then, maybe that's how you got this way in the first place! 00:32:03.710 --> 00:32:06.300 - Get this baby out of me! - Where is she? 00:32:06.380 --> 00:32:08.920 - Just breathe, sweetie. - Thank God you're here. 00:32:09.010 --> 00:32:12.090 Listen, child. You do what the paramedic says. OK? 00:32:12.180 --> 00:32:15.140 Big Momma gonna be in the kitchen... bakin' up a storm. 00:32:15.220 --> 00:32:17.180 - Bakin'? - Paramedic? 00:32:17.270 --> 00:32:20.850 Nolan is a security guard at the lumberyard. 00:32:20.940 --> 00:32:24.560 Head security guard. I got two men and three dogs workin' up under me. 00:32:24.650 --> 00:32:27.230 How you doin'? I'm Nolan, Ritha's brother. 00:32:27.320 --> 00:32:30.200 - Paramedics? Is something wrong? - No! 00:32:30.280 --> 00:32:34.240 I knew it. I told you this senile old hag was gettin' too old to be doin' this. 00:32:34.320 --> 00:32:37.240 Who are you callin' senile? You wanna step outside? 00:32:37.330 --> 00:32:40.460 Look, I took CPR. Can't be too much harder than that. 00:32:40.750 --> 00:32:42.750 Damn! That's a baby. 00:32:42.830 --> 00:32:46.670 Will you shut up, please? Big Momma can handle this. Get outta here! 00:32:46.750 --> 00:32:49.220 Big Momma's here, darlin'. Don't worry. 00:32:49.300 --> 00:32:53.840 OK, now. Nolan, get your chunky ass in gear and find me some hot water. 00:32:53.930 --> 00:32:55.850 Lena, I need towels. Lots of towels. 00:32:55.930 --> 00:32:58.350 - Towels. - Now somebody get me some lard. 00:32:58.430 --> 00:33:00.140 Preferably Crisco. 00:33:00.230 --> 00:33:03.190 We got a baby about to slide into the world. 00:33:03.980 --> 00:33:06.270 - Hold my hand, Big Momma. - Hold her hand. 00:33:06.360 --> 00:33:10.110 Hold my hand! Hold my hand! 00:33:12.360 --> 00:33:15.070 OK, you're doin' good. 00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:17.280 I'm doin' good. 00:33:17.370 --> 00:33:19.200 What they need Crisco for? 00:33:19.290 --> 00:33:21.120 They use Crisco for everything here. 00:33:21.660 --> 00:33:25.040 I can't breathe. 00:33:25.130 --> 00:33:27.710 What the hell are you doing? 00:33:27.790 --> 00:33:30.800 - I saw this in a movie once. - Stop, Big Momma! 00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:34.180 - Here are the tongs. - Is that sterilized? 00:33:34.260 --> 00:33:37.140 Oh, yeah. I used WD-40 and some Easy Off on it. 00:33:37.220 --> 00:33:40.520 Big Momma, we're not frying a chicken! 00:33:40.600 --> 00:33:42.600 Give me this plunger. 00:33:42.680 --> 00:33:44.230 Here we go. 00:33:53.610 --> 00:33:56.620 - Look at the head. - I see something. 00:33:56.700 --> 00:33:59.870 - The head? - I don't know. I'm lookin', it's lookin' back! 00:33:59.950 --> 00:34:01.370 For God's sake. 00:34:01.450 --> 00:34:04.250 Big Momma, what you doin' now? 00:34:04.330 --> 00:34:06.750 I don't think you need those, Big Momma. 00:34:07.460 --> 00:34:10.050 Hold your breath. 00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:16.680 It's a girl! 00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:19.890 Oh, Lord! 00:34:21.310 --> 00:34:23.350 Ritha, it look like Leroy. 00:34:23.980 --> 00:34:26.520 Thank you, Big Momma. 00:34:29.860 --> 00:34:31.570 Look at her. 00:34:31.650 --> 00:34:34.650 She's somethin' else. 00:34:39.990 --> 00:34:42.500 Gimme my baby. 00:34:47.420 --> 00:34:49.630 That's a baby. 00:34:56.510 --> 00:34:58.510 Good night, Big Momma. 00:34:59.470 --> 00:35:01.470 Let me tell you... 00:35:05.690 --> 00:35:08.480 Big Momma, you were amazing. 00:35:08.560 --> 00:35:10.610 Oh, thank you, child. 00:35:10.690 --> 00:35:13.440 - I wonder what they'll name him. - I don't know. 00:35:13.530 --> 00:35:18.240 If it was a boy, they could have named it, like... Requan or Trevon. 00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:20.320 - Trevon is cute. - You think that? 00:35:20.410 --> 00:35:22.530 But it's a girl. You gotta pick a girl name. 00:35:22.620 --> 00:35:24.700 Shaniqua. 00:35:24.790 --> 00:35:27.250 - You don't like that? - Come on now, Big Momma. 00:35:27.330 --> 00:35:29.420 It should be a biblical name, right? 00:35:29.500 --> 00:35:32.300 - Something beautiful like that. - That's right. 00:35:36.550 --> 00:35:38.550 Big Momma, do you remember this? 00:35:41.350 --> 00:35:43.470 Oh, my word! 00:35:43.560 --> 00:35:44.970 Yes. 00:35:46.100 --> 00:35:48.810 - Here. - Sherry, no. No, I couldn't, Sherry. 00:35:48.890 --> 00:35:54.070 Big Momma, I just wanna make sure that if I ever have to go away for a long time 00:35:54.150 --> 00:35:56.860 you have something to remember me by. 00:35:59.570 --> 00:36:01.410 Well, all right. 00:36:01.740 --> 00:36:07.210 And I know it's a little tarnished, but it's gotten me through some pretty tough times. 00:36:08.330 --> 00:36:11.750 Tough times? Sounds like a man's involved. 00:36:14.250 --> 00:36:16.260 Somethin' like that. 00:36:16.340 --> 00:36:21.590 Sherry, you know that old boyfriend you had, who got in trouble? 00:36:23.050 --> 00:36:25.510 Whatever happened to him? 00:36:25.600 --> 00:36:28.770 Oh, Big Momma, that's such a long story. 00:36:31.100 --> 00:36:33.440 I'd better go check on Trent. 00:36:33.520 --> 00:36:36.570 - You need anything? - I'm fine. Thank you, honey. 00:36:36.650 --> 00:36:40.200 - Sit out here and catch my breath. - OK. I understand. 00:37:36.460 --> 00:37:38.340 Shit! 00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:30.270 Who are you? 00:38:30.350 --> 00:38:32.810 - Excuse me? - Who are you? 00:38:32.890 --> 00:38:35.480 Oh, me? I'm sorry. 00:38:35.560 --> 00:38:40.150 Sometimes I just get so caught up in my work that I forget things and... 00:38:40.230 --> 00:38:42.690 I'm Malcolm. Hi. How are you? 00:38:44.860 --> 00:38:48.120 Big Momma asked me to come by and fix... 00:38:48.200 --> 00:38:51.240 - At 5.45 in the morning? - No doubt. 00:38:51.330 --> 00:38:53.580 I'm an electrician. You know? 00:38:55.120 --> 00:38:56.920 Shit! 00:39:00.460 --> 00:39:02.970 You're not really an electrician, are you? 00:39:06.050 --> 00:39:07.890 No. No, I'm the... 00:39:07.970 --> 00:39:10.140 You got me. I am busted. 00:39:10.930 --> 00:39:14.850 I didn't go to electrical college, if that's what you mean. 00:39:14.930 --> 00:39:17.810 But I'm a handyman. Yeah, handyman's my thing. 00:39:17.900 --> 00:39:20.730 - What are you doing? - How you doin', man? 00:39:20.820 --> 00:39:22.820 Wait a minute. 00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:25.740 Trent? 00:39:25.820 --> 00:39:27.860 How did you know his name? 00:39:27.950 --> 00:39:30.700 Big Momma been braggin' all over town about you. 00:39:30.780 --> 00:39:33.660 - She has not. - Yes, she has. 00:39:33.750 --> 00:39:38.040 "Trent's so smart. Trent's so cute. Trent knows karate." 00:39:38.920 --> 00:39:43.130 - I know a little bit. - That's what I'm talkin' about. 00:39:43.260 --> 00:39:45.260 Show me a little bit of your moves. 00:39:49.720 --> 00:39:53.180 I'd love to show him. Don't worry. I won't hurt him. 00:39:58.520 --> 00:40:00.110 What the hell is he doing? 00:40:06.570 --> 00:40:09.530 - Trent, baby, be careful. - You're kinda quick. 00:40:09.620 --> 00:40:12.910 Let me show you what I got. Which way I'm comin'? 00:40:18.080 --> 00:40:19.880 OK, it just got serious. 00:40:20.290 --> 00:40:22.210 Honey, careful. 00:40:26.510 --> 00:40:30.090 - Trent, honey, you cannot be that rough. - You're only a pre-teen. 00:40:30.180 --> 00:40:33.810 Why don't you come inside now and let this man finish his work? 00:40:34.810 --> 00:40:36.770 - See you later, Trent. - Bye. 00:40:36.850 --> 00:40:39.980 I used to take a little karate myself. 00:40:40.060 --> 00:40:42.610 OK, I'm gonna go inside now. 00:40:42.690 --> 00:40:47.740 I'll come back and check on you in a while just to make sure you haven't killed yourself. 00:40:47.820 --> 00:40:50.820 I appreciate it. 00:40:55.910 --> 00:40:57.830 You blew your cover. 00:40:57.910 --> 00:41:00.290 John, if you was thinkin' straight, 00:41:00.370 --> 00:41:03.920 you'd realize Malcolm's our best shot for crackin' this case. 00:41:04.090 --> 00:41:07.840 Sherry ain't never gonna tell her grandmother about Lester. 00:41:08.720 --> 00:41:10.380 Hurry up, man. She's leaving. 00:41:10.470 --> 00:41:12.850 I'll search the house while you're gone. 00:41:16.720 --> 00:41:18.600 Sherry? 00:41:18.680 --> 00:41:20.560 Where are you off to? 00:41:20.640 --> 00:41:23.190 I'm dropping Trent off to play basketball. 00:41:23.270 --> 00:41:26.650 And then... I'm just gonna go into town for a little bit. 00:41:26.730 --> 00:41:30.950 OK. Well, good. I'll go with you. I need to do some shopping anyway. 00:41:31.030 --> 00:41:33.950 - No! - Trent, move over. 00:41:34.030 --> 00:41:36.910 This ass here could do some serious damage. 00:41:36.990 --> 00:41:39.960 Sherry, I'm not on your gearshift, am l? 00:41:40.040 --> 00:41:43.080 - No, Big Momma. You're all right. - All right. 00:41:43.170 --> 00:41:45.420 Get your seat belt on. 00:41:45.500 --> 00:41:49.170 Here we go on our way to the store. 00:42:03.650 --> 00:42:04.730 Shit. 00:42:13.700 --> 00:42:17.660 - Hattie! I've been lookin' for you. - Well, good. Keep lookin'. 00:42:17.740 --> 00:42:21.210 Big Momma, stay and talk to your friend. I'll talk to you later. OK? 00:42:21.290 --> 00:42:23.330 - Wait! - I'll be right back. 00:42:23.420 --> 00:42:25.790 Hattie, I need to do this before I lose my nerve. 00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:28.590 You run along or that ain't all you gonna lose. 00:42:28.670 --> 00:42:31.010 Listen. Hattie, listen to me. 00:42:33.760 --> 00:42:37.180 It was my mother's. It's been on my dresser for 30 years. 00:42:37.260 --> 00:42:42.350 Just sittin' in my little apartment doin' nothin' when it could have been out seein' the world. 00:42:42.440 --> 00:42:44.440 I just want to give you somethin', 00:42:44.520 --> 00:42:47.980 just to prove to you I know how to give my heart to a woman. 00:42:48.070 --> 00:42:51.690 - There you are! - Girl, we've been lookin' all over for you. 00:42:51.780 --> 00:42:54.280 Hattie! 00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:56.530 Hold on a minute. You losin' weight? 00:42:57.530 --> 00:43:00.620 Yeah. I been workin' with that new ab roller. 00:43:00.700 --> 00:43:02.540 With the handles up here. 00:43:02.620 --> 00:43:05.250 Well, sugar, it workin'. You understand me? 00:43:05.330 --> 00:43:07.920 - Come on now. We gonna be late. - Late for what? 00:43:13.880 --> 00:43:15.630 Maybe you're in a dark alley. 00:43:16.300 --> 00:43:17.720 Maybe not. 00:43:17.800 --> 00:43:21.100 Maybe you're walkin' home from a church social. 00:43:21.180 --> 00:43:25.940 Maybe you're standin' on your sun porch smokin' a pack of Virginia Slims. 00:43:26.020 --> 00:43:28.310 But where's an' ever you be, 00:43:29.020 --> 00:43:31.110 you got to be prepared for this. 00:43:36.610 --> 00:43:38.910 That was a little fast. Let me do it again. 00:43:39.410 --> 00:43:41.830 Come on, Gertrude. This is good for you. 00:43:46.620 --> 00:43:50.130 Don't you think you're being a little rough on the ladies? 00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:53.800 You think a mugger'll be easy on you? 00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:59.140 Somebody attack you on the street, you think they gonna do it delicately? I don't think so. 00:43:59.220 --> 00:44:00.560 Now, where were we? 00:44:00.640 --> 00:44:03.680 I think you were gonna ask for another volunteer. 00:44:03.770 --> 00:44:07.150 And, personally, I would consider it a privilege. 00:44:07.850 --> 00:44:11.480 OK. Let's go with some real-life situations. 00:44:13.240 --> 00:44:15.360 All right. Now, first off... 00:44:16.070 --> 00:44:18.070 Go on. Stand right there. 00:44:18.490 --> 00:44:20.580 Here? 00:44:22.080 --> 00:44:23.910 Let's say 00:44:24.000 --> 00:44:28.130 you walkin' down the street, struttin' your stuff, 00:44:28.210 --> 00:44:31.000 and somebody scream out to you "Hey, baby!" 00:44:31.090 --> 00:44:35.300 "Back that thing up and show me what you got." What you gonna do? 00:44:35.380 --> 00:44:37.800 Well, I'd say... 00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:39.840 I got a size ten, 00:44:39.930 --> 00:44:43.470 and I'm about to cram it up his bony ass. 00:44:43.560 --> 00:44:45.890 What if that don't work? 00:44:45.980 --> 00:44:49.230 What if he decide he still wanna get a little piece of that? 00:44:51.270 --> 00:44:53.360 All he got to do is this. 00:45:05.790 --> 00:45:07.790 You done messed up now. 00:45:12.670 --> 00:45:14.670 Get him, Hattie Mae! 00:45:17.050 --> 00:45:21.590 Sorry about that. I didn't think it made much sense to defend myself delicately. 00:45:36.820 --> 00:45:41.530 Most attackers seek out people who look like they can't defend themselves. 00:45:41.620 --> 00:45:45.120 - Ain't that right, Nolan? - Yes. 00:45:45.660 --> 00:45:48.290 See, you only got a second 00:45:48.370 --> 00:45:51.790 to turn fear and panic into power! 00:45:51.880 --> 00:45:54.540 - Power! - That's right. You can't be scared. 00:45:54.630 --> 00:45:56.630 You got to fight back. 00:45:56.710 --> 00:45:59.380 There you are! I've been looking all over for you. 00:46:10.060 --> 00:46:12.400 I know I got some explainin' to do. 00:46:16.020 --> 00:46:18.110 - That's a good idea. - Yeah. 00:46:18.190 --> 00:46:20.860 I paid way too much for this new wig to mess it up here. 00:46:20.950 --> 00:46:25.030 - That's what I'm talkin' about. - I feel free! 00:46:25.120 --> 00:46:27.540 Hattie, are you done with him? 00:46:27.620 --> 00:46:30.410 - Can I have a go? - Most definitely. 00:46:30.790 --> 00:46:32.750 Oh, my damn. 00:46:32.830 --> 00:46:34.250 OK, ladies... 00:46:35.590 --> 00:46:37.630 Big Momma, what is going on? 00:47:54.250 --> 00:47:58.590 - They make these cars so low. - Hi, Trent. Momma, you need some help? 00:47:58.670 --> 00:48:01.880 No, I'm not that old, Sherry. I don't need no help. 00:48:02.420 --> 00:48:04.720 - How you doin'? - Good. 00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:06.800 How was basketball? 00:48:06.890 --> 00:48:10.310 - It was all right. - You OK? I'm gonna go start dinner. 00:48:10.390 --> 00:48:13.890 And make sure you put the fatback in the greens. 00:48:14.940 --> 00:48:17.150 Hey. This yours. 00:48:20.570 --> 00:48:23.360 You didn't know Big Momma knew that move, did you? 00:48:23.900 --> 00:48:27.200 That's called an assist. 00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:32.490 Trent, me and you haven't had much time to just sit down and talk. 00:48:33.540 --> 00:48:37.040 Your momma didn't happen to talk to you about 00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:40.250 where you were going to next, did she? 00:48:40.340 --> 00:48:44.720 She didn't happen to say anything about meetin' up with an old friend? 00:48:44.800 --> 00:48:46.550 I don't know. 00:48:48.430 --> 00:48:52.140 Trent, you know I'm your Big Momma, right? 00:48:52.220 --> 00:48:55.600 You could talk to me and confide in me. You know that, right? 00:48:55.690 --> 00:49:00.400 I said I don't know. And anyway, Momma said we shouldn't tell our business. 00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:03.360 That some stuff we should just keep to ourselves. 00:49:04.110 --> 00:49:06.110 Is that right? 00:49:13.740 --> 00:49:17.290 Did somethin' happen while you were down at basketball? 00:49:18.460 --> 00:49:21.340 - The older guys were mean to me. - Say what? 00:49:21.420 --> 00:49:23.880 They kicked me off the court. 00:49:23.960 --> 00:49:27.930 No, see, I knew it. Don't nobody mess with my babies. 00:49:28.010 --> 00:49:32.810 Who do they think they are, kicking you off the court? That is a public court. 00:49:32.890 --> 00:49:36.100 Let me go get my nine, OK? Oh, no. I'll keep that... 00:49:36.180 --> 00:49:38.770 You know what, Trent? Let me calm down. 00:49:40.690 --> 00:49:43.730 How about we take a little walk down to the park? 00:49:58.790 --> 00:50:01.080 Thank you! Get off the court, suckers. 00:50:03.500 --> 00:50:05.420 Is that all you got? 00:50:05.510 --> 00:50:09.090 Well, get ready to sit down, cos you ain't gonna last long once we start. 00:50:09.180 --> 00:50:11.050 Ain't that right, Trent? 00:50:11.430 --> 00:50:14.390 - So, Granny thinks she got game? - Oh, yes. I got game. 00:50:14.720 --> 00:50:16.640 Got two words, too: I'm back. 00:50:16.720 --> 00:50:19.270 - You're too fat to be ballin'. - Say what? 00:50:19.560 --> 00:50:22.440 You look like a damn shaved bird. 00:50:22.520 --> 00:50:24.480 Look at you. Just fly your... 00:50:24.570 --> 00:50:27.940 Never mind, young man. I'm not even gonna get into it with you. 00:50:28.030 --> 00:50:31.360 - Man, here's your rock. - Didn't know I could catch that, huh? 00:50:31.450 --> 00:50:34.160 Back at ya! Didn't know it was comin'. Let's do this. 00:50:34.660 --> 00:50:37.660 Come on, little man. We gonna take you to school. 00:50:55.850 --> 00:50:57.810 We own that ball. 00:51:09.860 --> 00:51:12.450 Pickin' on a little man. I'm at ya. 00:51:16.450 --> 00:51:19.200 Look at ya now. Runnin' your mouth. 00:51:23.880 --> 00:51:25.880 What you gonna do, Grandma? 00:51:38.720 --> 00:51:40.730 What the hell...? 00:51:43.190 --> 00:51:45.480 Game point. 00:51:48.860 --> 00:51:51.490 - Damn! - Air Momma! 00:51:57.410 --> 00:51:59.490 - That's game. - Yes! 00:51:59.580 --> 00:52:02.000 We won! 00:52:04.330 --> 00:52:06.460 Yes! We won! 00:52:06.540 --> 00:52:08.500 We won! Oh yes, baby! 00:52:11.840 --> 00:52:13.930 I'm so happy! We won! 00:52:23.230 --> 00:52:25.400 It smells good, Big Momma. 00:52:25.480 --> 00:52:27.610 - Morning, Sherry. - Good morning. 00:52:27.690 --> 00:52:29.860 Trent wanted waffles. Have a seat. 00:52:29.940 --> 00:52:33.490 - No, I'm gonna have some toast. - OK. 00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:36.870 Malcolm's been askin' about you. 00:52:36.950 --> 00:52:38.870 - Really? - Yes. 00:52:38.950 --> 00:52:42.960 He was wonderin' how long you were gonna be in town. 00:52:44.460 --> 00:52:48.290 He thought you might be meetin' up with some old friends from California. 00:52:48.750 --> 00:52:51.300 I wonder what would make him think that. 00:52:51.380 --> 00:52:53.380 Maybe somethin' you said? 00:52:54.220 --> 00:53:00.680 Sherry, if you gonna be in town for a while, you oughta spend some time with that boy. 00:53:00.770 --> 00:53:02.310 Get to know him. 00:53:02.390 --> 00:53:06.060 You really think he's gonna solve all my problems, don't you? 00:53:06.140 --> 00:53:10.020 Oh, yeah. Child, if I was 40 years younger 00:53:11.110 --> 00:53:15.910 and able to walk down the street without trippin' over my own breasts, 00:53:15.990 --> 00:53:19.410 yes, I'd take him on. I'd give him a taste. 00:53:20.120 --> 00:53:22.120 Oh, shoot! 00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:24.370 Damn. 00:53:24.460 --> 00:53:27.620 - Got a little jam on ya? - Yeah. I just washed this, too. 00:53:27.710 --> 00:53:30.040 Big Momma, do you have any soda water? 00:53:32.590 --> 00:53:35.260 Yeah. Top shelf, Sherry. 00:53:36.880 --> 00:53:38.550 Oh, my damn! 00:53:40.100 --> 00:53:43.270 - What's wrong, Big Momma? - Stains. 00:53:43.350 --> 00:53:48.650 I hate stains because they's hard to get out, and that's a jammy-jam stain. I know. 00:54:01.280 --> 00:54:03.950 - Hey, Malcolm. - Hey, little man. What you up to? 00:54:04.040 --> 00:54:07.790 We're goin' fishin'. Mom's gonna let me drive the boat. 00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:14.050 - How you doin', Sherry? - Here to empty out the septic tank? 00:54:14.130 --> 00:54:15.670 You got jokes. 00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:20.090 No. Actually, I was in the neighborhood, so I was just stopping by. 00:54:20.180 --> 00:54:22.180 Malcolm, you ever gone fishing? 00:54:22.260 --> 00:54:27.100 Oh, yeah. I fish in the neighborhood all the time. Yeah, I know a thing or two. 00:54:28.060 --> 00:54:30.730 - Really? - Yes, really. 00:54:31.060 --> 00:54:33.110 I do all kind of fishing. 00:54:33.190 --> 00:54:37.530 I just haven't caught anything worth holding onto. 00:54:37.610 --> 00:54:39.740 Maybe you're using the wrong bait. 00:54:39.820 --> 00:54:41.990 What kind of bait should I be using? 00:54:42.580 --> 00:54:44.030 Mom? 00:54:44.120 --> 00:54:46.040 Can Malcolm come with us? 00:54:46.120 --> 00:54:49.830 Sweetie, I'm sure Malcolm has more important things to do today. 00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:52.210 - Actually, I don't. - Come on, Malcolm. 00:54:52.290 --> 00:54:55.090 Mom doesn't know what she's doin'. 00:54:55.170 --> 00:54:58.670 I could show you where all the hot spots are. 00:55:00.890 --> 00:55:02.800 Sure. I don't see why not. 00:55:02.890 --> 00:55:06.720 - Come on, Malcolm. I've never been fishing. - Never? 00:55:07.560 --> 00:55:08.810 Nothin' to it. 00:55:21.030 --> 00:55:25.450 - Mom, did you see that fish jump? - I did. Looked like he was smiling at us. 00:55:25.530 --> 00:55:28.410 - Like he was laughing. - Laughing at Malcolm. 00:55:31.170 --> 00:55:33.630 - That's funny? - No, I mean... 00:55:35.340 --> 00:55:37.170 Look at your pole! 00:55:39.420 --> 00:55:41.220 Give me the camera. 00:55:42.760 --> 00:55:45.390 Hold still. Gotcha! 00:55:46.930 --> 00:55:49.680 Are you OK? Do you need a hand? 00:55:54.810 --> 00:55:56.820 Oh, man! 00:56:00.990 --> 00:56:02.780 - There you go. - Thank you. 00:56:02.860 --> 00:56:05.620 - Put that on you. A little nippy, huh? - Yeah. 00:56:07.240 --> 00:56:10.870 You know, there's... something about your eyes. 00:56:10.960 --> 00:56:13.460 I don't know. They're really familiar. 00:56:14.920 --> 00:56:17.630 I know you think you can recognize my eyes. 00:56:17.710 --> 00:56:22.300 But you know what? A lot of people have these eyes. These ain't even mine. 00:56:22.380 --> 00:56:26.930 I borrowed 'em from a friend, and I gotta have 'em back by dusk. 00:56:27.470 --> 00:56:29.220 Yeah, I'll be... Plop! 00:56:29.680 --> 00:56:32.140 Hold your hoe. Gotta go. 00:56:32.230 --> 00:56:35.520 Then you don't have much time. 00:56:40.320 --> 00:56:42.280 He loves it out here. 00:56:42.360 --> 00:56:45.360 It's a great place to grow up. You should know that. 00:56:45.870 --> 00:56:48.030 Yeah, but you forget and you move on 00:56:48.120 --> 00:56:52.540 and your life takes you places that you never thought you'd go. 00:56:54.120 --> 00:56:56.960 Where has your life taken you? 00:56:57.040 --> 00:57:00.630 Far away from here. And I'm not sure if I'm goin' back. 00:57:00.710 --> 00:57:01.970 Really? 00:57:02.050 --> 00:57:04.930 Mom! I can't catch anything. 00:57:05.930 --> 00:57:08.310 Keep trying, sweetie. 00:57:10.270 --> 00:57:13.140 Sherry, your last boyfriend... 00:57:13.810 --> 00:57:15.480 What was he like? 00:57:20.270 --> 00:57:22.940 Most people aren't who they say they are. 00:57:25.700 --> 00:57:28.700 Yeah, well, you gotta trust somebody sometime. 00:57:29.740 --> 00:57:32.160 Why not start with me? 00:57:33.000 --> 00:57:35.460 - Mom! - They're too fast for you, Trent. 00:57:35.540 --> 00:57:39.250 - Why don't you just take a break, OK? - You don't have to be fast. 00:57:42.260 --> 00:57:43.920 What you got there? 00:57:44.380 --> 00:57:48.340 Let me help you with that, little Trent. Let me see that. 00:57:49.560 --> 00:57:53.430 Sometimes, when you wanna catch somethin', 00:57:55.180 --> 00:57:57.190 you just gotta slow down. 00:57:59.150 --> 00:58:01.150 Be patient. 00:58:05.860 --> 00:58:08.410 Then they might come to you. 00:58:10.120 --> 00:58:12.120 Thanks, Malcolm. 00:58:13.750 --> 00:58:16.960 That's what I do... catch the lightnin' bug. 00:58:26.930 --> 00:58:30.220 I see you're a man of great taste. Need anything else? 00:58:30.300 --> 00:58:34.430 Laptop? Cameras? AK-47? Stereos? 00:58:34.520 --> 00:58:36.690 Rolex? 00:58:37.230 --> 00:58:38.730 Guess not. 00:58:39.310 --> 00:58:43.320 - I'll take it. - Great. That'll be two hundred. 00:58:45.320 --> 00:58:46.950 Your girl told me a hundred. 00:58:47.030 --> 00:58:50.240 I don't care what she said. That gun'll cost you two. 00:59:02.540 --> 00:59:06.210 Two hundred, or this transaction goes real bad, real quick. 00:59:14.470 --> 00:59:17.180 It just went bad, didn't it? 00:59:17.480 --> 00:59:19.480 Pull it. 00:59:27.490 --> 00:59:29.740 A hundred's good. 00:59:29.820 --> 00:59:31.820 I can do a hundred. 00:59:51.300 --> 00:59:53.890 - Thank you. - Good night. 01:00:29.130 --> 01:00:32.640 Yes, sir. I understand, sir. 01:00:32.720 --> 01:00:34.890 Oh, no. Sure, I can handle him. 01:00:34.970 --> 01:00:38.430 Yeah. Don't you worry. He knows exactly what he's doing. 01:00:38.520 --> 01:00:39.600 Bye. 01:00:39.680 --> 01:00:42.440 - What the hell are you doing?. - Don't start. 01:00:42.520 --> 01:00:47.860 No, Malcolm, I loved the little Jerry Maguire moment with the kid. That was very touching. 01:00:47.940 --> 01:00:51.820 It might make it a little awkward when it's time to arrest her, but... 01:00:52.160 --> 01:00:55.530 John, my attraction to her is strictly professional. 01:00:55.620 --> 01:00:58.540 - Great. - And trust me: she's innocent. 01:00:58.620 --> 01:01:02.750 And that's based on what? Your "professional" attraction to her? 01:01:04.420 --> 01:01:06.880 - Everybody freeze! - Goddamn! You freeze! 01:01:07.170 --> 01:01:10.210 Damn! Y'all cut Big Momma up into little pieces. 01:01:14.340 --> 01:01:17.470 - Oh, shit! - Nobody's done nothin' to Big Momma. 01:01:17.760 --> 01:01:19.850 FBl. 01:01:19.930 --> 01:01:22.770 Looks like we'll have to arrest this guy now. 01:01:23.060 --> 01:01:25.810 Shit, man, you ain't gotta do that. 01:01:25.900 --> 01:01:30.110 I'm a fellow law-enforcement officer myself. You know, maybe I can help. 01:01:30.190 --> 01:01:32.190 Get up. Come on. 01:01:32.280 --> 01:01:35.320 - OK, OK. - All right. 01:01:35.410 --> 01:01:37.530 Now, I've gone undercover as Big Momma. 01:01:37.620 --> 01:01:39.450 As you can see. 01:01:39.540 --> 01:01:41.580 That what that is? 01:01:41.660 --> 01:01:42.910 Yeah. 01:01:43.000 --> 01:01:47.040 Now listen, Nolan. This is top-secret. We're after a hardened criminal. 01:01:47.130 --> 01:01:49.250 What I need you to do is stake out the bank. 01:01:49.340 --> 01:01:51.920 - Can you handle that? - No problem. 01:01:52.010 --> 01:01:55.380 All right. Now, what I'm saying is, shut your mouth on this one. 01:01:55.470 --> 01:01:58.550 I mean it - hush. Don't say nothin'. Nada. 01:01:59.680 --> 01:02:01.930 You with me? All right. 01:02:02.020 --> 01:02:06.650 If you can do that, we might find a place for you on the force. 01:02:06.730 --> 01:02:08.900 - You'd be in. - In the Bureau? 01:02:08.980 --> 01:02:10.650 Right in the Bureau. 01:02:10.730 --> 01:02:14.950 Probably you'd get the F, but you won't get the BI until some years have gone by. 01:02:15.030 --> 01:02:17.910 - Right. Cos there's some work involved. - Exactly. 01:02:17.990 --> 01:02:20.660 Like the bank work. I'm all over it! 01:02:20.740 --> 01:02:23.580 - Bye. - Hot damn! 01:02:45.440 --> 01:02:47.310 Trent? 01:03:26.350 --> 01:03:28.270 Big Momma? 01:03:28.350 --> 01:03:31.360 - You awake? - Yes, Sherry. 01:03:31.440 --> 01:03:33.440 Is everything all right? 01:03:33.520 --> 01:03:36.700 Oh, yeah. I was just coming to check you were OK with... 01:03:40.110 --> 01:03:42.120 I'm sorry. 01:03:42.200 --> 01:03:44.200 That scared me. 01:03:48.540 --> 01:03:50.580 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm OK. 01:03:50.670 --> 01:03:52.670 That's good. 01:03:58.930 --> 01:04:03.100 I remember when I was a little girl and it used to storm like this 01:04:03.180 --> 01:04:05.720 and you would wrap your arms around me. 01:04:07.350 --> 01:04:09.310 - You mean like this? - Yeah. 01:04:11.810 --> 01:04:15.320 And I just felt like nothing in the world could ever hurt me. 01:04:15.400 --> 01:04:17.530 Doesn't this feel so good? 01:04:19.200 --> 01:04:21.780 It feels so damn good. 01:04:27.750 --> 01:04:30.790 - Big Momma? - Yes? 01:04:30.870 --> 01:04:33.040 - What's that? - What's what? 01:04:33.840 --> 01:04:35.840 That. 01:04:37.300 --> 01:04:38.420 It's... 01:04:38.510 --> 01:04:40.880 That's just my flashlight. 01:04:40.970 --> 01:04:45.970 The storm knocked out all the power and... I had to get a big old flashlight. 01:04:46.060 --> 01:04:48.060 OK. 01:04:52.900 --> 01:04:55.690 - You OK? - Yes. Just tryin' to get comfortable. 01:04:55.770 --> 01:04:57.730 All right. 01:04:57.820 --> 01:05:01.910 - Let's try to get some sleep. - That's easy for you to say. 01:05:08.790 --> 01:05:13.250 You know, when I called you the other day, I didn't think you'd even wanna talk to me. 01:05:13.330 --> 01:05:15.670 Why would you say that, Sherry? 01:05:15.750 --> 01:05:19.340 Well, it's been a long time since we've talked, 01:05:19.420 --> 01:05:22.050 and I'm not a little girl any more. 01:05:24.220 --> 01:05:28.430 And I know that you've probably heard some things that I'm not very proud of. 01:05:28.770 --> 01:05:33.650 Well... Maybe I didn't wanna believe those things. 01:05:33.730 --> 01:05:37.480 Maybe I only wanted to believe the best about you. 01:05:39.820 --> 01:05:42.240 You sure have changed, Big Momma. 01:05:44.030 --> 01:05:45.950 How so? 01:05:46.030 --> 01:05:50.580 Shoot, when I was a little girl, you'd whup my butt if I even looked guilty. 01:05:50.660 --> 01:05:54.080 Well, it got your hind parts in shape, didn't it? 01:05:56.880 --> 01:05:59.760 Well, you learned your lesson. 01:05:59.840 --> 01:06:02.470 Yeah, I learned how to look innocent. 01:06:05.260 --> 01:06:08.100 - Big Momma... - Yes? 01:06:09.470 --> 01:06:12.100 Is there another flashlight under there? 01:06:30.040 --> 01:06:31.750 Hi. 01:06:31.830 --> 01:06:33.830 What the hell are you doing here? 01:06:33.910 --> 01:06:37.000 - Somebody may see you. - No worries about that. 01:06:37.080 --> 01:06:39.090 I got Nolan watching the perimeter. 01:06:39.170 --> 01:06:43.260 He'd like his own gun, and he wants to know if we can use secret code names. 01:06:43.340 --> 01:06:46.510 - You better watch him. - Oh? And who's gonna watch you? 01:06:46.590 --> 01:06:50.430 - What are you talkin' about? - You slept with her, man. She got to you. 01:06:50.510 --> 01:06:55.350 - I didn't sleep with her. Big Momma did. - OK. Thanks for the visual. 01:06:55.440 --> 01:06:56.850 You know what I mean. 01:06:56.940 --> 01:06:59.690 Are you puttin' on your make-up in the dark now? 01:06:59.770 --> 01:07:01.530 Big Momma? 01:07:02.610 --> 01:07:06.610 - Come on, Big Momma. We're gonna be late. - Late? Late for what? 01:07:06.700 --> 01:07:09.530 Church. We're leaving in five minutes. 01:07:12.660 --> 01:07:17.580 OK, maybe she got to me. But believe me, this will not affect my work on this case. 01:07:20.670 --> 01:07:22.960 That big bag she took downtown the other day. 01:07:23.050 --> 01:07:25.840 - Yeah? - She didn't come back with that, did she? 01:07:28.180 --> 01:07:30.470 Not affect your work. Fine. 01:07:34.230 --> 01:07:39.230 You know, Malcolm, if you wanna save this girl, then that's fine. 01:07:39.310 --> 01:07:42.320 But you gotta get her to confess everything, 01:07:42.400 --> 01:07:46.570 or else, when we catch Lester, she's gonna go down with him. 01:08:23.690 --> 01:08:27.240 "Every Time I Feel The Spirit." 01:08:27.320 --> 01:08:29.200 Yes, good people, 01:08:29.280 --> 01:08:32.410 we are not havin' service this morning. 01:08:33.870 --> 01:08:36.120 This morning, we're havin' church! 01:08:38.210 --> 01:08:42.540 You know, the Lord got me to thinking the other day that 01:08:42.630 --> 01:08:46.340 maybe it's time that I stopped preaching 01:08:47.670 --> 01:08:50.510 and started listening! 01:08:51.680 --> 01:08:54.680 And maybe one of our saints here 01:08:55.680 --> 01:08:59.140 could offer us a word from above. 01:08:59.230 --> 01:09:01.100 All right! 01:09:01.190 --> 01:09:04.440 Earlier this week, I went to my phone 01:09:05.110 --> 01:09:08.610 and the Lord took my dialing finger. 01:09:09.450 --> 01:09:12.200 - And after about three rings... - Three rings! 01:09:15.870 --> 01:09:17.370 I heard 01:09:17.450 --> 01:09:20.330 a sweet, angelic voice say... 01:09:23.380 --> 01:09:26.960 Boy, you better get that thing outta my face. Move, Rev! Go now. 01:09:27.380 --> 01:09:30.050 That's right. It was Hattie Mae Pierce. 01:09:32.890 --> 01:09:37.310 - Saints, we can learn a lot from this lady. - Yes, we can. 01:09:37.390 --> 01:09:42.400 For she has been to sorrow's kitchen 01:09:42.810 --> 01:09:44.770 and licked the pot clean. 01:09:47.440 --> 01:09:49.490 Are you ready to testify? 01:09:53.450 --> 01:09:57.990 Oh, well, I guess I could say a few words. 01:09:58.080 --> 01:09:59.910 Go, Big Momma! 01:10:01.830 --> 01:10:04.540 You just put me on the spot today, Reverend. 01:10:04.630 --> 01:10:08.250 I really wasn't expectin' this, Reverend. 01:10:08.340 --> 01:10:10.300 Well, let's see. 01:10:10.380 --> 01:10:13.300 - You know what to say. - Come on with it. 01:10:13.760 --> 01:10:16.430 Let's see. 01:10:16.510 --> 01:10:19.430 Well, I asked him. I said "Lord, 01:10:20.060 --> 01:10:24.060 should I talk about the evils 01:10:24.480 --> 01:10:26.480 of drugs?" 01:10:26.770 --> 01:10:29.280 No, no, no! 01:10:29.360 --> 01:10:32.030 Big Momma don't know nothin' about no drugs. 01:10:32.360 --> 01:10:35.870 Unless y'all talkin' about Harry Belafonte. 01:10:35.950 --> 01:10:39.620 Lord knows I was addicted to that man for about ten years. 01:10:42.540 --> 01:10:45.790 So, anyway, what I'm here to say is 01:10:45.880 --> 01:10:48.880 that some of us 01:10:50.510 --> 01:10:53.130 Live secret lives. 01:10:53.970 --> 01:10:57.810 We don't want people to know the real us. 01:10:58.810 --> 01:11:01.890 We hide behind our smiles 01:11:01.980 --> 01:11:04.060 and polite conversation. 01:11:04.390 --> 01:11:08.060 And underneath it all, we do a lotta nasty shit. 01:11:10.360 --> 01:11:12.360 'Scuse me, Reverend. 01:11:13.530 --> 01:11:15.740 So sorry about that. 01:11:15.820 --> 01:11:19.330 Anyway, we've all sinned. 01:11:21.200 --> 01:11:23.290 Lord knows I've sinned. 01:11:23.410 --> 01:11:25.420 I've lusted in my heart. 01:11:25.500 --> 01:11:28.130 In my living room. 01:11:28.210 --> 01:11:31.710 In the hot tub at the Red Roof Inn. 01:11:31.800 --> 01:11:34.090 Oh, and in the back of an EI Camino! 01:11:34.970 --> 01:11:36.470 Watch out there, now. 01:11:36.550 --> 01:11:41.930 But that's neither here nor there. OK, please, disregard that last one. 01:11:42.850 --> 01:11:45.940 Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that 01:11:46.900 --> 01:11:48.900 our secrets... 01:11:50.110 --> 01:11:52.360 they eat away at us. 01:11:54.070 --> 01:11:58.240 So, if we want to be protected - hear me now - 01:12:01.450 --> 01:12:03.660 we got to confess everything. 01:12:05.830 --> 01:12:08.080 Because the truth 01:12:09.540 --> 01:12:11.380 shall set you free. 01:12:17.590 --> 01:12:20.010 And when that day happens, 01:12:21.140 --> 01:12:24.730 - won't it be a happy day? - That's your song. 01:13:39.970 --> 01:13:41.800 Hallelujah! 01:13:53.940 --> 01:13:57.320 - OK, we're home. - My bladder got me just runnin'. 01:13:57.400 --> 01:14:00.280 Maybe I should come in for a little nightcap. 01:14:00.360 --> 01:14:02.370 Consider your night capped. 01:14:06.290 --> 01:14:08.910 - You hear somethin'? - What? 01:14:19.630 --> 01:14:21.630 Freeze! 01:14:21.720 --> 01:14:23.260 Surprise! 01:14:26.970 --> 01:14:28.430 Surprise. 01:14:28.520 --> 01:14:30.810 Surprise, Big Momma. 01:14:31.270 --> 01:14:33.940 I don't think Big Momma likes surprise parties. 01:14:35.690 --> 01:14:37.070 Let's eat. 01:14:38.530 --> 01:14:40.990 Big Momma, where did you get that from? 01:14:41.700 --> 01:14:46.780 Come on, why don't you give it to me? Give it up before you hurt somebody, OK? 01:14:46.870 --> 01:14:50.290 - I'm about to go secure the perimeter. - Nolan! 01:14:52.670 --> 01:14:55.330 - John... - This is all we need. Him screwing this up. 01:14:55.420 --> 01:15:00.670 - Why'd you let all these people in here? - It's a surprise party. I didn't know about it. 01:15:00.920 --> 01:15:04.640 Keep your eyes open. I'm goin' upstairs to change for the party. 01:15:04.720 --> 01:15:06.390 Good idea. 01:15:24.990 --> 01:15:27.330 Hi, Ben. How you doin'? 01:15:27.780 --> 01:15:30.620 I guess you're wonderin' what I got you for your birthday. 01:15:30.830 --> 01:15:33.290 Don't tell me your momma had more jewellery. 01:15:33.370 --> 01:15:36.170 If you don't want it, you don't have to... 01:15:39.000 --> 01:15:40.960 What is that boy up to now, Big Momma? 01:15:41.050 --> 01:15:44.090 You stay down here and watch the food. I'll go up. 01:15:44.180 --> 01:15:46.140 All right. 01:15:56.440 --> 01:15:59.070 Trent? What are you lookin' for? 01:15:59.150 --> 01:16:00.730 Nothing. 01:16:02.240 --> 01:16:06.160 Why don't you go downstairs and help your momma with the food? 01:16:06.240 --> 01:16:08.620 Yes, ma'am. 01:16:26.090 --> 01:16:28.090 Damn. 01:16:57.710 --> 01:17:00.000 Big Momma? 01:17:00.090 --> 01:17:01.380 Yes? 01:17:01.460 --> 01:17:05.510 Where'd you put the sweet corn? Is it outside in the freezer? 01:17:05.590 --> 01:17:09.220 Sherry, is there anything you wanna say to Big Momma? 01:17:09.300 --> 01:17:11.850 No, Big Momma. Why do you ask? 01:17:13.060 --> 01:17:14.930 Oh, really? 01:17:15.020 --> 01:17:19.650 Then I guess this chain isn't the only thing that came back to me tarnished. 01:17:25.690 --> 01:17:29.280 - I found the money, Sherry. - What money? 01:17:34.830 --> 01:17:37.790 Oh, my God. It's Lester. 01:17:39.500 --> 01:17:41.880 Big Momma, I'm so sorry, 01:17:41.960 --> 01:17:45.300 but I gotta go. I gotta get outta here. 01:17:45.710 --> 01:17:47.470 Sherry! 01:17:55.140 --> 01:17:58.520 Hey, officer. I'm lookin' for... Miss Hattie Mae Pierce's house. 01:17:58.600 --> 01:18:00.900 - You know where she live? - Big Momma? 01:18:00.980 --> 01:18:03.400 - Yeah. - You less than two miles away. 01:18:03.480 --> 01:18:05.730 She gonna die when she sees me. 01:18:06.530 --> 01:18:09.820 Sherry... Now you gonna have to tell me what's goin' on. 01:18:09.910 --> 01:18:11.870 - Everything, Sherry. - I can't. 01:18:11.950 --> 01:18:16.500 I'm beggin' you to trust me. I mean... you can trust your Big Momma, can't you? 01:18:16.580 --> 01:18:20.580 - Now, who's this Lester? - I thought I was in love with him. 01:18:20.670 --> 01:18:23.790 He stole my keys. He got into the vault. He shot two people. 01:18:23.880 --> 01:18:27.670 He must have hid the money in Trent's locker before they arrested him. 01:18:27.760 --> 01:18:30.930 Are you saying you didn't know anything about the money? 01:18:31.010 --> 01:18:34.220 What about that big bag you had the other day, Sherry? 01:18:34.300 --> 01:18:36.930 What about the phone call you made in town? 01:18:44.770 --> 01:18:46.780 Happy birthday. 01:18:50.860 --> 01:18:54.240 And the phone call was to set up your surprise party. 01:18:55.200 --> 01:18:59.910 You're tellin' the truth. You didn't have anything to do with the robbery. 01:19:00.000 --> 01:19:02.750 Of course I did. I knew that the keys were missing, 01:19:02.830 --> 01:19:06.960 and I didn't say anything to anybody because I was afraid I'd lose my job. 01:19:07.380 --> 01:19:11.220 Is that it? That's the big mistake you made, Sherry? 01:19:11.300 --> 01:19:14.340 Big Momma, I should have said something. 01:19:14.430 --> 01:19:17.350 I know what kind of man Lester is. 01:19:17.430 --> 01:19:19.430 Oh, Sherry! 01:19:26.150 --> 01:19:28.070 Big Momma, what are you doing? 01:19:28.150 --> 01:19:30.400 Oh, excuse me, child. 01:19:30.490 --> 01:19:34.240 Sometimes Big Momma just feel like kissin' folks, that's all. 01:19:34.320 --> 01:19:36.330 Well, could you warn me next time? 01:19:36.410 --> 01:19:38.370 Yeah, sure. 01:19:38.450 --> 01:19:40.450 Sherry, listen to me. 01:19:40.540 --> 01:19:42.460 You're not to blame. 01:19:42.870 --> 01:19:46.380 Lester stole the keys. Lester stole the money. 01:19:46.710 --> 01:19:48.710 And Lester shot those people. 01:19:53.050 --> 01:19:56.510 Big Momma, I should have known I could trust you. Thank you so much. 01:19:56.600 --> 01:19:59.600 Everything's gonna be OK. All right? 01:20:01.140 --> 01:20:05.600 I'm gonna call Malcolm. He'll help us fix everything. No worries. 01:20:05.810 --> 01:20:07.820 No worries. I'll fix it. 01:20:22.500 --> 01:20:24.500 Yes, ma'am! 01:20:25.670 --> 01:20:29.960 I've been waitin' on this moment ever since I first laid eyes on you. 01:20:30.050 --> 01:20:32.880 Can't get enough of your love, baby. 01:20:33.760 --> 01:20:35.760 Hattie, I'm tired of bein' alone. 01:20:35.840 --> 01:20:39.060 Ben, whatever you started in that bed, 01:20:39.140 --> 01:20:41.350 trust me, you gonna finish alone. 01:20:41.720 --> 01:20:44.060 Oh, Hattie baby... 01:20:44.140 --> 01:20:47.940 Ben, I swear, if I see your shaboinker, all hell's gonna break loose. 01:20:57.660 --> 01:20:58.990 Holy shit. 01:20:59.410 --> 01:21:03.660 Good Lord! What in the hell is goin' on up in there? 01:21:06.290 --> 01:21:08.290 - Hey, Big Momma. - Hi, Trent. 01:21:17.800 --> 01:21:20.890 What in the hell is goin' on over there? 01:21:23.720 --> 01:21:26.230 Hey. You're back so soon! 01:21:26.310 --> 01:21:27.940 What do you mean, "so soon"? 01:21:28.020 --> 01:21:30.060 And what the hell's wrong with this door? 01:21:30.150 --> 01:21:34.360 How about I hop in there and we go for a spin? 01:21:34.690 --> 01:21:36.900 Big Momma? 01:21:37.990 --> 01:21:40.410 - There you are. - Everyone's lookin' for you. 01:21:40.490 --> 01:21:43.200 - What are you doing? - I'm just freshenin' up. 01:21:43.290 --> 01:21:46.500 - Come on! Time to cut your cake. - Everybody's waitin' on you. 01:21:46.580 --> 01:21:51.790 Driver, if I give you $20, would you step outside and kick his ass for me? 01:21:51.880 --> 01:21:54.840 - Yes, ma'am. - No. Sir, you do not have to kick my ass. 01:21:54.920 --> 01:21:56.760 Wait a minute. Just wait. 01:21:57.380 --> 01:22:00.720 Look. OK, if you really must know, 01:22:00.800 --> 01:22:04.680 it's a surprise party for you, and if you go in there now you'll ruin it. 01:22:04.770 --> 01:22:07.980 Well, if that’s my party, looks like I'm missin' it. 01:22:08.060 --> 01:22:09.600 Christ. 01:22:29.540 --> 01:22:34.710 It's so loud in here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable over at my house. 01:22:36.420 --> 01:22:40.640 - We've been lookin' all over for you. - It's time to cut your birthday cake. 01:22:41.010 --> 01:22:43.180 All of this for my birthday? 01:22:44.470 --> 01:22:48.680 Everybody's all dressed up and looking good. 01:22:48.770 --> 01:22:51.730 I wanna freshen up and get out of my traveling clothes. 01:22:51.810 --> 01:22:54.440 No, don't worry about that. You look fine. 01:22:54.520 --> 01:22:58.530 Listen, I got some dress-up clothes, too. I wanna put mine on. 01:22:59.110 --> 01:23:02.070 Now where's that cake? 01:23:03.910 --> 01:23:06.290 - Damn! - That was fast! 01:23:08.870 --> 01:23:10.920 What the hell are you doing, Nolan? 01:23:11.000 --> 01:23:14.380 Y'all sure went through a lotta trouble for Big Momma. 01:23:14.460 --> 01:23:17.710 You know, that's rare these days. 01:23:17.800 --> 01:23:21.470 So much else to do that you forget about people. 01:23:21.550 --> 01:23:23.930 - Big Momma is here. - What you talking about? 01:23:24.010 --> 01:23:26.890 - She's back. The real Big Momma is back. - Damn! 01:23:28.140 --> 01:23:30.390 - You want me to take her out? - No. 01:23:30.480 --> 01:23:34.610 Just keep her away from Malcolm until we figure out a way to sneak her out of here. 01:23:34.690 --> 01:23:36.770 OK. You got it. 01:23:38.780 --> 01:23:42.030 You know, Big Momma a whole lotta woman. I may need help. 01:23:48.540 --> 01:23:51.410 You two? in my bed? 01:23:51.910 --> 01:23:53.830 Hell, no! 01:23:53.920 --> 01:23:55.920 Hattie Mae, I can explain. 01:23:56.000 --> 01:23:59.010 Explain it to the fat end of my baseball bat. 01:24:02.300 --> 01:24:04.300 Trent? Sweetie? 01:24:06.180 --> 01:24:10.180 "Scratch, scratch, scratch, went the clawing at my door." 01:24:10.270 --> 01:24:15.110 "'Who's there?' I said, hoping it was only my imagination." 01:24:15.560 --> 01:24:17.940 Mom, look. It's ghost stories. 01:24:26.070 --> 01:24:30.200 Where's my Sherry? Where's my baby Sherry? 01:24:34.000 --> 01:24:38.090 - In my house, in my bed... - Malcolm, I've been lookin' all over for you. 01:24:38.170 --> 01:24:41.170 - You'll never believe who's here. - Who's here? 01:24:41.590 --> 01:24:46.180 Plenty of fun people. Let's dance over and meet some, shall we? Come on. 01:24:52.020 --> 01:24:54.020 Sherry? 01:25:10.410 --> 01:25:12.410 Big Momma, work it out! 01:25:12.500 --> 01:25:14.500 He don't know what to do with it. 01:25:26.680 --> 01:25:28.470 Shit. 01:25:30.310 --> 01:25:32.890 Can I at least say goodbye to my grandmother? 01:25:32.980 --> 01:25:34.310 Yeah. 01:25:38.440 --> 01:25:40.440 Big Momma? 01:25:42.570 --> 01:25:44.190 Sherry, is that you? 01:25:44.280 --> 01:25:46.570 What a beautiful surprise. 01:25:47.280 --> 01:25:52.250 Yeah, Big Momma. I just wanted to come and say goodbye, cos we have to leave now. 01:25:52.330 --> 01:25:54.580 But I just got... 01:25:54.660 --> 01:25:58.670 I don't want you to leave. Please, don't leave. 01:25:58.750 --> 01:26:04.050 No, Big Momma, we have to go now. And I just wanted to say thank you for everything. 01:26:04.130 --> 01:26:06.470 You said goodbye. Now let's go. 01:26:06.680 --> 01:26:09.600 - Freeze, sucker! - Nolan? What the hell are you doing? 01:26:09.680 --> 01:26:11.350 Put that thing down. 01:26:14.480 --> 01:26:16.850 You freeze... sucker. 01:26:18.190 --> 01:26:20.020 - Don't shoot me. - Lester, no. 01:26:21.020 --> 01:26:21.980 Oh, shit. 01:26:26.570 --> 01:26:27.860 Oh, Jesus! 01:26:27.950 --> 01:26:30.530 I forgot my keys. 01:26:34.750 --> 01:26:37.540 Big... Big Momma? 01:26:39.460 --> 01:26:42.710 - Are y'all Double mint twins? - Freeze! FBl. 01:26:49.840 --> 01:26:52.970 Not in Big Momma's house! 01:26:55.730 --> 01:26:57.140 Oh, shit! 01:27:03.230 --> 01:27:06.280 I can't feel my knees. Oh, Big Momma! 01:27:06.820 --> 01:27:09.740 - Hit me, you fat piece of junk? - Lester, no! 01:27:10.780 --> 01:27:12.780 Don't you hit her. 01:27:17.870 --> 01:27:20.290 Don't turn over on me! Oh, Lord! 01:27:47.030 --> 01:27:48.240 Oh, man. 01:27:48.320 --> 01:27:49.780 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 01:27:49.860 --> 01:27:53.030 - You were all over that shit. - Yeah. I was somethin', huh? 01:27:53.490 --> 01:27:55.080 Easy. 01:27:55.160 --> 01:27:59.870 But I gotta tell you... This gettin' shot part, it's not as much fun as you'd think. 01:28:00.330 --> 01:28:02.330 Malcolm. 01:28:05.420 --> 01:28:07.800 Trent. 01:28:10.090 --> 01:28:12.220 Watch out! 01:28:21.230 --> 01:28:24.900 Yes. Well, somebody better tell me somethin', 01:28:24.980 --> 01:28:28.400 cos this sho' is some freaky shit. 01:28:38.450 --> 01:28:42.920 Yes, and I'll bust in your head again if I catch you foolin' around with my kin. 01:28:43.000 --> 01:28:45.000 Blood is thicker than water. 01:28:46.170 --> 01:28:50.130 Is that morphine in there? God, it beats the hell out of aspirin. 01:28:54.430 --> 01:28:55.800 Sherry. 01:28:59.600 --> 01:29:01.600 Go inside, sweetie. OK? 01:29:05.400 --> 01:29:07.570 How's he doin'? 01:29:08.690 --> 01:29:10.530 He's fine. 01:29:11.240 --> 01:29:12.860 Good. 01:29:12.950 --> 01:29:16.530 You thought I was guilty the whole time, didn't you? 01:29:16.780 --> 01:29:19.580 You went to all this trouble to try to catch me in a lie 01:29:19.660 --> 01:29:22.250 and you were the one being dishonest. 01:29:22.750 --> 01:29:24.580 I was just doin' my job. 01:29:24.670 --> 01:29:28.420 So the lake and everything, that was just you doin' your job, right? 01:29:28.500 --> 01:29:30.000 No. 01:29:30.090 --> 01:29:33.380 "You gotta trust somebody sometime. Why not start with me?" 01:29:33.720 --> 01:29:36.390 I find that hard to believe, Malcolm. 01:29:55.780 --> 01:29:59.410 How do you feel, Malcolm? Nervous about your testimony? 01:29:59.490 --> 01:30:01.830 Nervous? No. 01:30:01.910 --> 01:30:03.870 No, I'm cool. 01:30:03.960 --> 01:30:07.210 This won't be the first time I've testified. 01:30:07.290 --> 01:30:09.040 This one ain't gettin' away. 01:30:09.130 --> 01:30:11.880 Let's hope. This is your basic hostile jury. Good luck. 01:30:11.960 --> 01:30:13.970 Yeah. All right. 01:30:26.270 --> 01:30:28.770 Yes, brothers and sisters. 01:30:32.820 --> 01:30:34.820 Reverend, I've come to testify. 01:30:35.900 --> 01:30:39.950 - What's he doin' here? - This is God's house, 01:30:40.030 --> 01:30:42.540 where all of his children are welcome. 01:30:42.740 --> 01:30:45.750 Yeah, maybe all exceptin' him. 01:30:49.130 --> 01:30:51.340 - This better be good, son. - Yeah. 01:30:51.420 --> 01:30:54.590 Now wobble-wobble, and drop it like it's hot. 01:30:58.800 --> 01:31:01.050 I've come here today to 01:31:01.140 --> 01:31:03.520 ask for understanding. 01:31:05.060 --> 01:31:10.060 I believe the Good Book says "lf you don't know me, don’t judge me." 01:31:10.150 --> 01:31:12.980 - That was Tupac. - Definitely Tupac. 01:31:13.070 --> 01:31:14.990 Tupac. All right. 01:31:15.070 --> 01:31:18.240 Well, Trent, what does it say? 01:31:18.320 --> 01:31:22.200 Mom says Jesus said we should love one another as we love ourselves. 01:31:22.280 --> 01:31:25.910 No, Trent. That's an old lyric from AI Green. I got it in the car. 01:31:26.000 --> 01:31:27.960 Jesus did say that. 01:31:28.040 --> 01:31:30.880 - Amen! - Yes, he did. 01:31:30.960 --> 01:31:34.920 Anyway... Trent, do you remember that day at the lake 01:31:35.010 --> 01:31:38.720 when I told you that if you wanted something bad enough 01:31:38.800 --> 01:31:41.600 you gotta be patient and it might come to you? 01:31:42.800 --> 01:31:45.390 Well, I think that only works with fireflies. 01:31:45.980 --> 01:31:49.690 But if it's someone important, you gotta put yourself into it. 01:31:50.190 --> 01:31:52.190 You have to go get it. 01:31:53.110 --> 01:31:55.280 Sherry, the make-up... 01:31:55.360 --> 01:31:57.860 You know, the whole... 01:31:57.940 --> 01:32:00.320 And the protrudeness... 01:32:01.320 --> 01:32:03.120 Excuse me. 01:32:03.200 --> 01:32:05.200 Look, that was fake. 01:32:07.330 --> 01:32:09.750 But what I feel about you... 01:32:10.540 --> 01:32:13.130 That's real. 01:32:13.210 --> 01:32:17.050 You know, Reverend, I think the Lord is trying to give us 01:32:17.130 --> 01:32:20.380 some true words through this brother here. 01:32:20.470 --> 01:32:23.970 Well, may the angels speed your path on up here, Big Momma. 01:32:31.730 --> 01:32:34.480 Sherry, why are you still sittin' there? 01:32:34.570 --> 01:32:37.610 Girl, come on up here and get your man. 01:33:18.000 --> 01:33:54.400 300MB UNiTED TEAM - sunmenghao 300mbunited.com | rapidpremium.net 01:33:54.400 --> 01:33:57.270 This morning we're having church! 300MB UNiTED TEAM - sunmenghao 300mbunited.com | rapidpremium.net 01:33:57.270 --> 01:38:58.990 300MB UNiTED TEAM - sunmenghao 300mbunited.com | rapidpremium.net