WEBVTT 00:00:48.012 --> 00:00:51.072 - Hello? 00:00:57.755 --> 00:01:00.849 That leak we had has been fixed. 00:01:00.958 --> 00:01:04.758 So now that we've dealt with the situation, we can keep moving forward, right? 00:01:06.964 --> 00:01:08.864 Yes, of course. 00:01:08.966 --> 00:01:10.991 I thought so. 00:01:12.536 --> 00:01:15.437 What was that about? 00:01:15.539 --> 00:01:18.030 Nothing. 00:01:18.142 --> 00:01:20.042 Go back to sleep. 00:01:26.283 --> 00:01:28.808 You gotta get out there. They're starting to get fidgety. 00:01:28.919 --> 00:01:32.047 What were you so nervous about? I mean, you set this up, right? You vouched for us? 00:01:32.156 --> 00:01:34.147 Yes, but you don't know them the way I do. 00:01:34.258 --> 00:01:37.455 If they think for one second you're not legit, they will turn on you. 00:01:37.561 --> 00:01:39.461 And God help you if that happens. 00:01:39.563 --> 00:01:42.293 That's it. We can't risk it. I'm pulling the plug. 00:01:42.399 --> 00:01:44.560 No, no. 00:01:44.668 --> 00:01:47.899 I've never turned down an assignment, and I'm not gonna start now. 00:01:48.005 --> 00:01:51.736 Just tell me one thing. Have they had their snack? 00:01:57.081 --> 00:01:59.481 No, just juice boxes. 00:02:01.418 --> 00:02:04.046 You gotta be kiddin me. 00:02:04.154 --> 00:02:06.281 All right. Okay. 00:02:06.390 --> 00:02:12.158 And now lets give a great big Gold Coast Elementary School welcome to, uh... 00:02:12.262 --> 00:02:16.255 Goldie the Safety Eagle! 00:02:19.536 --> 00:02:22.164 - I say, there's an eagle in the house. 00:02:22.272 --> 00:02:25.400 I say, there's an eagle- 00:02:25.509 --> 00:02:27.773 Pa-cow, pa-cow. 00:02:30.647 --> 00:02:34.174 So what brings us here today, O great Safety Eagle? 00:02:34.284 --> 00:02:38.846 Yeah, well, I'm, uh, here to recruit some junior investigators. 00:02:38.956 --> 00:02:42.517 Me! 00:02:42.626 --> 00:02:45.288 Ah, now, I'm not talking about investigating your parents. 00:02:45.396 --> 00:02:47.330 Although, if your daddy got no job... 00:02:47.431 --> 00:02:50.298 and wearing a $20,000 Rolex, give us a call. 00:02:50.401 --> 00:02:52.596 - Hey, Trent. Watching television sure is fun - 00:02:52.703 --> 00:02:55.399 That guy in the chicken suit? Isn't that your step dad? 00:02:55.506 --> 00:02:57.531 ...make sure the cord is not torn or frayed. 00:03:00.144 --> 00:03:02.271 If the Safety Eagle were to plug that in... 00:03:02.379 --> 00:03:04.279 he would get a nasty shock. 00:03:04.381 --> 00:03:07.612 Plug it in! Plug it in! 00:03:07.718 --> 00:03:10.118 Damn demon kids. 00:03:10.220 --> 00:03:13.280 Space heaters keep us warm in the winter... 00:03:13.390 --> 00:03:15.984 but they, too, can be very dangerous if- 00:03:22.332 --> 00:03:25.665 What- 00:03:25.769 --> 00:03:28.294 - Oh! 00:03:28.405 --> 00:03:31.431 Oh. Oh. Whoo! 00:03:32.676 --> 00:03:35.236 Oh! 00:03:45.589 --> 00:03:47.955 Couldn't you have at least taken off that chicken suit? 00:03:48.058 --> 00:03:51.323 First of all, its an eagle suit. 00:03:51.428 --> 00:03:54.261 And unfortunately, I had no choice. The zipper melted. 00:03:54.364 --> 00:03:57.458 - What's wrong with you anyway? - Ryan and the guys saw you. 00:03:57.568 --> 00:03:59.502 - So? - So its embarrassing. 00:03:59.603 --> 00:04:03.596 Ryan's dad sells shrimp out the trunk of his car. 00:04:03.707 --> 00:04:05.800 He's the one that should be embarrassed. 00:04:05.909 --> 00:04:08.673 - Well, at least he doesn't have to do it dressed like a chicken. - Eagle. 00:04:08.779 --> 00:04:10.804 I'm an eagle. 00:04:10.914 --> 00:04:14.975 An eagles a majestic bird. It deserves respect. 00:04:18.589 --> 00:04:22.719 So those stories you used to tell me- The things you did, all those guys you put in jail- 00:04:22.826 --> 00:04:25.920 - You gave it up for this? - No. 00:04:27.998 --> 00:04:29.863 I gave it up for her. 00:04:37.441 --> 00:04:39.841 Hi, honey. Hi, baby! 00:04:39.943 --> 00:04:43.174 What happened to my little birdie? 00:04:43.280 --> 00:04:45.771 - Eagle too proud to talk about it. 00:04:45.883 --> 00:04:48.317 Well, come on inside and let me take a look. 00:04:48.418 --> 00:04:50.409 - Hey, baby. - Hi, honey. 00:04:50.521 --> 00:04:52.716 - What's up? - Oh, I almost forgot. 00:04:52.823 --> 00:04:56.486 The broker called today and upped the offer on the Porsche. 00:04:56.593 --> 00:04:59.562 - Malcolm, with what he's offering... 00:04:59.663 --> 00:05:03.827 we can remodel the garage into a playroom and still have enough left over for a minivan. 00:05:03.934 --> 00:05:07.927 Whoa. Uh, now, a playrooms one thing. 00:05:08.038 --> 00:05:10.529 But I am not drivin no minivan. 00:05:10.641 --> 00:05:14.407 - Well, where are we gonna put a baby in that Porsche? - It's got a trunk. 00:05:14.511 --> 00:05:18.413 Malcolm, all the talks we had about having the baby... 00:05:18.515 --> 00:05:21.006 and how it was gonna change things? 00:05:21.118 --> 00:05:23.018 You promised me you were up for this. 00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:25.020 Yeah, baby, but to be fair... 00:05:25.122 --> 00:05:27.420 you were naked when most of those promises were made. 00:05:27.524 --> 00:05:31.358 - Look, I'm just kiddin',, okay? 00:05:39.670 --> 00:05:41.900 She wants a minivan. 00:05:42.005 --> 00:05:45.168 Me driving a minivan? I ain't gonna be able to do it. 00:05:45.275 --> 00:05:49.769 Next thing you know, I'll be asking if I look fat in these jeans. 00:05:49.880 --> 00:05:51.848 This is my stuff? 00:05:54.985 --> 00:05:58.443 Kick me out of my office? Hell, no. Crawford. 00:05:58.555 --> 00:06:01.888 It was my call. Field agents have priority over P.R. 00:06:01.992 --> 00:06:04.426 - You gotta be kidding me, Crawford. - Malcolm. Malcolm! 00:06:04.528 --> 00:06:07.224 Last night Doug Hudson was killed in the line. 00:06:09.833 --> 00:06:11.801 Yeah. 00:06:20.477 --> 00:06:23.878 - I want in. - I'm sure you do, but you're not a field agent anymore. 00:06:23.981 --> 00:06:26.472 Reinstate me. You know what the man meant to me. 00:06:26.583 --> 00:06:30.110 He was my first partner. Hudson taught me everything I know about this job. 00:06:30.220 --> 00:06:32.484 I know that. You think I don't know that? 00:06:32.589 --> 00:06:34.921 But the Orange County office has jurisdiction. 00:06:35.025 --> 00:06:36.925 They already have their best people on it. 00:06:37.027 --> 00:06:39.757 You know full well the best people for this is me. 00:06:39.863 --> 00:06:43.799 Not anymore. The fact is, we don't need you, Malcolm. 00:06:49.573 --> 00:06:52.133 - Look. 00:06:52.242 --> 00:06:55.609 You're gonna have a baby. You wanted a desk: we gave you one. 00:06:55.712 --> 00:06:59.409 Now, I know P.R. isn't exactly what you- 00:06:59.516 --> 00:07:01.677 Did you really set yourself on fire yesterday? 00:07:01.785 --> 00:07:05.243 Well, actually, it was more of a controlled burn. 00:07:05.355 --> 00:07:07.448 The flames weren't that big. 00:07:07.557 --> 00:07:09.718 Uh-huh. 00:07:09.826 --> 00:07:13.091 Go home. Be with your wife. Get your head on straight. 00:07:13.196 --> 00:07:15.426 I don't wanna see you anywhere near this. And that's an order. 00:07:15.532 --> 00:07:17.659 - I find you sniffing around, so- - I heard you. 00:07:19.303 --> 00:07:21.601 Lets get started, people. 00:07:38.522 --> 00:07:40.990 Hey, Erskine, Crawford wants you in there. 00:07:41.091 --> 00:07:43.389 - Really? - Yeah, really. 00:08:06.350 --> 00:08:09.080 The United States government operates the most sophisticated... 00:08:09.186 --> 00:08:11.518 intelligence-gathering operations in the world. 00:08:11.621 --> 00:08:13.680 A few months ago, we received anonymous intel... 00:08:13.790 --> 00:08:16.054 that someone was designing a worm- 00:08:16.159 --> 00:08:18.559 a backdoor hack into that system. 00:08:18.662 --> 00:08:21.187 So, terrorists, North Korea- 00:08:21.298 --> 00:08:23.232 whoever gets their hands on this will know everything we know? 00:08:23.333 --> 00:08:26.461 N.S.A., C.I.A., D.O.D. 00:08:26.570 --> 00:08:29.539 All their databases will be an open book. 00:08:29.639 --> 00:08:32.107 Military intelligence, launch codes. 00:08:32.209 --> 00:08:34.643 They'll have access to everything we've got. 00:08:34.745 --> 00:08:37.578 Now, our chief suspect is Tom Fuller. 00:08:37.681 --> 00:08:41.811 As you can see, he spent a stint in the army, military intelligence. 00:08:41.918 --> 00:08:46.981 He's now head of development of software at a company called National Agenda Software. 00:08:48.892 --> 00:08:53.625 Agent Doug Hudson was working undercover on Fullers technical team. 00:08:53.730 --> 00:08:56.164 I guess he got too close. 00:08:57.401 --> 00:08:59.767 Now, we've I.D.'d the 10 most likely buyers... 00:08:59.870 --> 00:09:01.963 and we have em under full surveillance. 00:09:06.143 --> 00:09:09.135 into Fullers house as a nanny. 00:09:13.750 --> 00:09:15.980 and well give 'em all the bodies they need. 00:09:16.086 --> 00:09:19.112 - Now lets get to work. - A nanny? 00:09:33.937 --> 00:09:37.270 Honey, look what I picked out for the baby today. Isn't he cute? 00:09:40.444 --> 00:09:43.277 Wh-Why are you packing, Malcolm? 00:09:44.848 --> 00:09:47.316 Um, well, I'm just packing because, uh- 00:09:47.417 --> 00:09:50.284 Guess what? - Huh? 00:09:50.387 --> 00:09:54.380 Um, There's this - this convention. A safety convention. 00:09:54.491 --> 00:09:58.791 Seasoned professionals sharing ideas. You know, a think tank. 00:09:58.895 --> 00:10:02.831 A think tank? Really? Well, who's going? 00:10:02.933 --> 00:10:05.800 - Uh, McGruff the Crime Dog... - Uh-huh. 00:10:05.902 --> 00:10:08.132 uh, Smokey the Bear gonna be there. 00:10:08.238 --> 00:10:10.331 - Wow. - Baby, all the heavy hitters. 00:10:10.440 --> 00:10:13.534 Now that I think about it, like, they all comin out. 00:10:13.643 --> 00:10:18.478 So McGruff the Crime Dog and Goldie the Safety Eagle? Honey, this is great! 00:10:18.582 --> 00:10:21.380 Well, its not like we sharing a room or anything like that. 00:10:21.485 --> 00:10:25.080 - I don't get down like that. - No, baby, I didn't mean it like that. 00:10:25.188 --> 00:10:28.180 I just - I meant that I'm really proud of you. 00:10:28.291 --> 00:10:31.089 And I know you're working really hard to make this new job work. 00:10:31.194 --> 00:10:34.186 And I know that you're doing it for me... 00:10:34.297 --> 00:10:38.028 - and for Trent and for the baby. 00:10:38.134 --> 00:10:42.696 And for all the babies to come. 00:10:42.806 --> 00:10:45.934 Malcolm, I love you. 00:10:46.042 --> 00:10:50.035 - All the babies to come? - Yeah. Mm- hmm. 00:10:50.146 --> 00:10:52.410 - You wanna give me a number? - Mm-hmm. 00:11:34.057 --> 00:11:36.287 You understand you need to get this job, right? 00:11:38.061 --> 00:11:41.428 All right. Well, we didn't have time to cover all the angles... 00:11:41.531 --> 00:11:44.261 but with this r�sum�, you shouldn't have any trouble at all. 00:11:44.367 --> 00:11:46.767 - Piece of cake. - Okay, go. 00:11:49.272 --> 00:11:51.797 - Go get em. 00:11:51.908 --> 00:11:54.900 She is an excellent agent. Very professional. 00:11:55.011 --> 00:11:57.241 Oh, Mrs. Gallagher, you're here. 00:11:57.347 --> 00:12:00.839 - I'm sorry I was so late. - Hi. 00:12:00.951 --> 00:12:03.681 They're here. Can I talk to you for a second? 00:12:03.787 --> 00:12:06.255 I want you to know things are gonna be different this time, I promise. 00:12:06.356 --> 00:12:08.586 What? I don't know what you mean. 00:12:08.692 --> 00:12:10.660 Look, I know that I am particular. 00:12:10.760 --> 00:12:13.160 But I am gonna work on it. I'm gonna be more flexible. 00:12:13.263 --> 00:12:15.163 Probably not about everything, but I think that... 00:12:15.265 --> 00:12:18.496 there is some wiggle room, in some areas, probably. 00:12:20.136 --> 00:12:22.331 Lets just jump right into the interviews. 00:12:22.439 --> 00:12:25.101 - Great. Whatever you want. 00:12:25.208 --> 00:12:27.540 I have three amazing candidates. 00:12:27.644 --> 00:12:30.704 Ladies, Id like you to meet Mrs. Leah Fuller. 00:12:30.814 --> 00:12:33.715 Mrs. Fuller, this is- 00:12:33.817 --> 00:12:37.051 Ooh, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. 00:12:37.153 --> 00:12:39.383 Big Mommas in the house. 00:12:39.489 --> 00:12:41.480 Ooh, hello. 00:12:41.591 --> 00:12:44.185 Oh, I'm sorry I'm late... 00:12:44.294 --> 00:12:46.854 but there was an incident on the bus. 00:12:46.963 --> 00:12:50.592 - Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? - Well, lets just say there's one pervert... 00:12:50.700 --> 00:12:53.032 who wont playing the flute no time soon. 00:12:53.136 --> 00:12:56.628 Huh? Ooh, give me a second, please. 00:12:56.740 --> 00:13:01.541 Ooh, got my pressure all up and my nerves goin. Ooh. 00:13:06.816 --> 00:13:08.750 Who the hell is that? 00:13:08.852 --> 00:13:10.752 Hey, uh, Constance, give me a close-up. 00:13:10.854 --> 00:13:14.483 Ooh, hi. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce. 00:13:14.591 --> 00:13:18.823 But you can call me Big Momma. Everybody calls me Big Momma. 00:13:18.928 --> 00:13:22.261 Miss... Big Momma? 00:13:22.365 --> 00:13:27.200 Um, I'm not sure how you found out about this job opening, but unfortunately- 00:13:27.303 --> 00:13:31.171 - Well, has the position been filled? - Uh, no. 00:13:31.274 --> 00:13:33.606 Now, that's good equal opportunity. 00:13:33.710 --> 00:13:37.942 You should know I got Al Sharpton on speed dial. Mm- hmm. 00:13:38.048 --> 00:13:41.245 Need me to call? Wanna make a call? Hmm? 00:13:41.351 --> 00:13:43.444 - Want a rally? - Mm-mmm. 00:13:43.553 --> 00:13:47.649 First, we have Petra. 00:13:47.757 --> 00:13:50.555 - She studied art in Paris. - Oh. Bonjour. 00:13:50.660 --> 00:13:53.220 - Hmm. - She speaks four languages, and recently worked... 00:13:53.329 --> 00:13:56.560 for one of Orange County's most respected families. 00:13:56.666 --> 00:13:58.600 Unfortunately, they divorced. 00:13:58.702 --> 00:14:01.603 Oh, child, that divorce wasn't your fault. 00:14:01.705 --> 00:14:04.799 So what if men like to look at you in your birthday suit? 00:14:04.908 --> 00:14:07.206 Excuse me? 00:14:07.310 --> 00:14:10.939 Well, the only way you get a tan like that is by layin' out butt naked. 00:14:11.047 --> 00:14:13.777 Butterball naked. Hmm? 00:14:13.883 --> 00:14:15.783 Mrs. Fuller, I can assure you- 00:14:15.885 --> 00:14:19.048 No, its all right that you wanna be a nudist. Do your nudie thing. 00:14:19.155 --> 00:14:21.419 All right? It's okay. 00:14:21.524 --> 00:14:24.493 I'm sure Mrs. Fuller is not intimidated... 00:14:24.594 --> 00:14:26.619 by a pair of perky Ds. 00:14:26.730 --> 00:14:29.494 Hmm, Ds. Hmm? Hmm? 00:14:29.599 --> 00:14:32.864 Oh. 00:14:32.969 --> 00:14:35.267 Where you goin? Did I say somethin'? 00:14:35.371 --> 00:14:39.899 Ooh. You don't need nobody like that around your husband anyway. 00:14:40.009 --> 00:14:44.605 Okay. Um, our next candidate is Isabella. 00:14:44.714 --> 00:14:47.274 Isabella spent the last few years in the Peace Corps. 00:14:47.383 --> 00:14:51.251 Wow. That explains it. 00:14:51.354 --> 00:14:54.983 You-You chasing the dragon? 00:14:55.091 --> 00:14:57.685 - What? - You firing the 'aack- ack' gun? 00:14:57.794 --> 00:15:00.092 Child smoking the cheeba? 00:15:00.196 --> 00:15:03.927 I got two words: roach clip. 00:15:04.033 --> 00:15:06.365 So you don't burn your fingers. 00:15:06.469 --> 00:15:09.438 - Can you see that? - I should- I should probably really go. 00:15:16.079 --> 00:15:18.843 Who is this woman? 00:15:18.948 --> 00:15:24.181 Well, if anyone is beyond reproach, its Constance. 00:15:24.287 --> 00:15:26.187 Hello, Constance. It's awfully nice to meet you. 00:15:26.289 --> 00:15:29.486 Now, I assume you are completely 'aack-ack' free? 00:15:29.592 --> 00:15:31.651 Oh, yes, ma'am. Of course. 00:15:31.761 --> 00:15:33.729 She has impeccable references. 00:15:33.830 --> 00:15:35.730 She even studied child psychology. 00:15:35.832 --> 00:15:38.699 Ooh, that's impressive. Ooh. 00:15:38.802 --> 00:15:41.498 Well, children are my passion. 00:15:41.604 --> 00:15:44.971 - Oh. Oh, really? Well, would you say... 00:15:45.074 --> 00:15:47.133 that you're a follower of Bouch�? 00:15:47.243 --> 00:15:50.576 Or do you side more with Kreiter's theory? 00:15:51.948 --> 00:15:54.815 Um, Kreiter. 00:15:54.918 --> 00:15:58.752 - Definitely Kreiter. - Well, child, Kreiter's my butcher. 00:15:58.855 --> 00:16:03.224 And he can cook the hell out of a ham hock, but he don't know nothin' about children. 00:16:03.326 --> 00:16:05.419 So what else are you lyin' about? 00:16:05.528 --> 00:16:07.519 What? 00:16:07.630 --> 00:16:11.157 Maybe you can forgive her lyin' ways... 00:16:11.267 --> 00:16:14.532 but I'm sure you don't want a nanny who's packin'.. 00:16:14.637 --> 00:16:16.571 Packing? 00:16:17.640 --> 00:16:20.666 Oh, tell me this is not happening. 00:16:20.777 --> 00:16:24.338 - Should we discuss compensation? 00:16:26.015 --> 00:16:28.677 Oh, Big Momma, I am so glad you came by. 00:16:28.785 --> 00:16:33.620 I mean, can you imagine if I had hired one of those other ladies? 00:16:33.723 --> 00:16:35.020 Oh, Big Momma, are you okay? 00:16:35.124 --> 00:16:38.093 Oh. Oh, what a lovely stool. 00:16:38.194 --> 00:16:40.094 And so comfortable. 00:16:40.196 --> 00:16:43.427 Well, let me tell you a little bit about the Fullers. 00:16:43.533 --> 00:16:46.161 I own my own marketing business... 00:16:46.269 --> 00:16:49.761 and my husband, Tom, is in software. 00:16:52.709 --> 00:16:57.408 - Oh, my God! Big Momma, are you okay? - Ooh. Ooh. 00:16:57.513 --> 00:17:00.744 Ooh. Excuse me. 00:17:00.850 --> 00:17:03.910 Uh, maybe I'll just stand. 00:17:04.020 --> 00:17:07.717 So your husbands out on a new project? I can't wait to meet him. 00:17:07.824 --> 00:17:09.815 Yeah, well. 00:17:09.926 --> 00:17:12.793 - Uh, do you wanna know about the children? - Well, that depends. 00:17:12.896 --> 00:17:16.093 - Will they be around a lot? - Well, they live here... 00:17:16.199 --> 00:17:18.827 so pretty much all the time. 00:17:18.935 --> 00:17:21.665 Oh. Well... 00:17:21.771 --> 00:17:26.140 - in that case, Big Momma loves taking care of the kids. - Oh, good. 00:17:26.242 --> 00:17:30.576 Unless, of course, you think they'd be better off in a nice military academy. 00:17:30.680 --> 00:17:32.739 - No. 00:17:32.849 --> 00:17:35.818 That's funny. I will warn you though... 00:17:35.919 --> 00:17:37.853 their schedules are pretty hectic... 00:17:37.954 --> 00:17:41.549 so I've come up with something to help you keep it straight. 00:17:48.064 --> 00:17:50.692 Damn. How many kids you got? 00:17:50.800 --> 00:17:54.201 I know. I have to remind myself sometimes that its only three. 00:17:54.304 --> 00:17:57.364 But its not as bad as it looks, once you get used to the system. 00:17:57.473 --> 00:18:01.068 Okay, for example, sports are white pegs... 00:18:01.177 --> 00:18:03.645 music are yellow, um... 00:18:03.746 --> 00:18:06.840 tutoring is blue, and household chores are red. 00:18:06.950 --> 00:18:11.512 Well, which peg says its time for me to drink a 40 and watch Dr. Phil? 00:18:11.621 --> 00:18:13.521 You're funny. 00:18:13.623 --> 00:18:16.956 Um, my husband, Tom, seems to think that I'm a little too obsessive about this... 00:18:17.060 --> 00:18:18.960 but, you know, the world is changing. 00:18:19.062 --> 00:18:22.054 And I want my kids to be able to take advantage of it in every way. 00:18:22.165 --> 00:18:25.225 - Oh, rats! 00:18:25.335 --> 00:18:28.862 Oh, I'll handle it. Uh, all I need is a hammer and a mop. 00:18:28.972 --> 00:18:32.066 - Oh, that's actually our dog, Poncho. 00:18:32.175 --> 00:18:34.075 He hasn't really been himself lately. 00:18:34.177 --> 00:18:36.202 We had this other dog named Carla. 00:18:36.312 --> 00:18:38.576 - She was Ponchos girlfriend. 00:18:38.681 --> 00:18:44.051 And she was out playing with a ball, and there was this, um, wood chipper. 00:18:44.153 --> 00:18:47.281 - Wood chipper? - Oh, he saw the whole thing. 00:18:47.390 --> 00:18:50.917 - He blames himself. It's a tragedy, really. 00:18:51.027 --> 00:18:55.225 Anyway, lets go meet the children. 00:18:55.331 --> 00:18:57.822 First, we have Andrew. He's three. 00:19:01.104 --> 00:19:03.231 Oh, my goodness. 00:19:03.339 --> 00:19:06.137 I know. He does that all day long. 00:19:06.242 --> 00:19:09.575 And you would think that he would get hurt, but he never seems to. 00:19:09.679 --> 00:19:11.738 Boy, you are two kinds of crazy. 00:19:11.848 --> 00:19:15.682 You cant be throwing yourself around like that. 00:19:15.785 --> 00:19:18.447 Oh, he doesn't speak, at all. 00:19:18.554 --> 00:19:20.784 We've taken him to a bunch of specialists. They insist nothing's wrong... 00:19:20.890 --> 00:19:22.858 that hell talk when he's ready. 00:19:22.959 --> 00:19:25.393 So until then- 00:19:25.495 --> 00:19:27.588 Well, I hope he's wearing a cup. 00:19:29.799 --> 00:19:32.859 Boy just- 00:19:37.974 --> 00:19:40.568 This is Carrie. She's our little cheerleader. 00:19:43.079 --> 00:19:45.274 Hey, Carrie, I wanna introduce you to someone. 00:19:45.381 --> 00:19:47.781 This is Big Momma. She's gonna be our new nanny. 00:19:47.884 --> 00:19:49.784 Hi. Mommy... 00:19:49.886 --> 00:19:51.786 can you please help me with my routine? 00:19:51.888 --> 00:19:53.822 Why, babe? You're doing great. 00:20:02.098 --> 00:20:05.556 Id get everything pointy out of the room. 00:20:07.937 --> 00:20:10.735 is going through a bit of a phase. 00:20:10.840 --> 00:20:14.970 Well, like this, for example. 00:20:15.078 --> 00:20:17.239 She never used to lock her door. 00:20:17.346 --> 00:20:19.439 - Well, I could bust it down if you want. - Oh, no. That's all right. 00:20:19.549 --> 00:20:23.110 A couple of months ago, she started hanging out with this new group of friends... 00:20:23.219 --> 00:20:26.620 including this boy, Chad, who, lets just say... 00:20:26.722 --> 00:20:28.622 would not be our favorite. 00:20:31.894 --> 00:20:34.590 Damn. 00:20:34.697 --> 00:20:39.031 - Molly now prefers a- - A free- flow living environment. 00:20:39.135 --> 00:20:41.865 Well, at some point, this flow backed up. 00:20:41.971 --> 00:20:45.839 This is Big Momma. She's gonna be our new nanny. Big Momma... 00:20:45.942 --> 00:20:49.673 - this used to be Molly. - Molly, yes. 00:20:52.748 --> 00:20:55.273 Did somethin die in here? 00:20:56.586 --> 00:21:00.181 Yeah, probably. Listen, Mom, I was studying. 00:21:00.289 --> 00:21:03.816 - So if you guys could please go- - Anything to get rid of me. 00:21:03.926 --> 00:21:07.726 Mom, you always do this. I swear to God I was on my bed with my history book. 00:21:07.830 --> 00:21:09.821 - I was studying. - Okay, okay. I'm gonna go. 00:21:09.932 --> 00:21:12.457 - Bye. - Okay. 00:21:14.103 --> 00:21:17.266 You weren't studyin',, and you weren't on that bed. 00:21:17.373 --> 00:21:19.898 - I totally was. - No. 00:21:20.009 --> 00:21:22.136 You were sitting at the computer. 00:21:22.245 --> 00:21:24.805 And your history book is over there... 00:21:24.914 --> 00:21:28.406 by that nasty egg salad sandwich, which explains the smell. 00:21:28.518 --> 00:21:32.352 Watch it, girl. There's a new sheriff in town. 00:21:36.959 --> 00:21:39.018 Here we are. 00:21:39.128 --> 00:21:41.722 Ooh! 00:21:41.831 --> 00:21:46.495 This is my room? Oh, Big Momma done died and gone to the Ritz - Carlton. 00:21:46.602 --> 00:21:49.264 Oh, I am so glad you like it. 00:21:49.372 --> 00:21:52.034 Okay, well, why don't you just settle in... 00:21:52.141 --> 00:21:55.076 - and well get started first thing in the morning? - All right. 00:21:55.178 --> 00:21:58.705 I'm so happy you're here, Big Momma. And I know Mr. Fuller's gonna like you too. 00:21:58.814 --> 00:22:02.181 - Oh, he's gonna love me. - Let me know if you need anything. 00:22:05.721 --> 00:22:07.621 Yes! 00:22:09.125 --> 00:22:11.457 Time to go to work. 00:22:41.524 --> 00:22:43.651 Copying files. 00:22:55.271 --> 00:22:58.240 - Hey, baby. 00:22:58.341 --> 00:23:00.935 I got worried when you didn't call. How's Phoenix? 00:23:01.043 --> 00:23:04.137 Oh, Phoenix? The convention. 00:23:04.247 --> 00:23:08.445 Well, what else did you think I was talking about-Why are you whispering, Malcolm? 00:23:08.551 --> 00:23:11.213 Oh, no, no. We just, uh... 00:23:11.320 --> 00:23:13.948 doing a lot of, you know, safety chanting, baby. 00:23:14.056 --> 00:23:16.991 You know, uh, 'Stop, drop and roll. ' You know. 00:23:17.093 --> 00:23:20.790 That McGruff is a freak. Dog don't know when to quit. 00:23:20.896 --> 00:23:24.798 Baby, this is kind of late. Maybe you should get some sleep. 00:23:24.900 --> 00:23:28.802 Oh, I know. I know, but I just needed to hear your voice. I miss you. 00:23:28.904 --> 00:23:32.032 Trent and I had dinner tonight, and I must have eaten something too spicy... 00:23:32.141 --> 00:23:34.609 - because the baby's been kicking like- - Yeah, baby, I love you too. 00:23:34.710 --> 00:23:36.678 - Bye. 00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:12.811 Ugh. 00:24:17.753 --> 00:24:21.245 Oh. Where's everybody? 00:24:22.191 --> 00:24:25.160 - Oh. 00:24:25.261 --> 00:24:27.695 Oh, climbing on the cabinets is his latest accomplishment. 00:24:27.797 --> 00:24:31.198 You okay, Andrew? Whoo. 00:24:31.300 --> 00:24:35.498 Mr. Fuller, so nice to meet you. 00:24:35.604 --> 00:24:37.834 I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma. 00:24:37.940 --> 00:24:40.500 It's great to meet you. My wife has an early-morning meeting... 00:24:40.609 --> 00:24:42.577 and I am so late. 00:24:43.946 --> 00:24:45.846 You leaving me alone with the kids? 00:24:45.948 --> 00:24:49.111 Mr. Fuller! Mi- 00:24:52.421 --> 00:24:56.255 Big Momma, I think Andrew just ate a Brillo pad. 00:24:58.661 --> 00:25:02.256 Andrew, no! Well, that's one way to get your roughage. 00:25:05.968 --> 00:25:09.802 - That means if we don't leave right now, we're gonna be late. 00:25:09.905 --> 00:25:12.601 Why don't your daddy take you to school? 00:25:12.708 --> 00:25:16.303 Daddy says he has an important job where important things happen... 00:25:16.412 --> 00:25:18.607 so he cant waste his time with our nonsense. 00:25:20.316 --> 00:25:22.716 Molly! We gotta go! 00:25:22.818 --> 00:25:25.446 But, Big Momma, Mommy didn't get me any breakfast. 00:25:25.554 --> 00:25:27.988 Breakfast? 00:25:29.225 --> 00:25:32.956 Okay, uh - Oh. Oh. 00:25:33.996 --> 00:25:37.625 Yeah. Yeah, there you go. 00:25:37.733 --> 00:25:40.099 Oh. 00:25:40.202 --> 00:25:44.104 All righty. Yes, indeedy. 00:25:44.206 --> 00:25:47.175 Right. Like that there. 00:25:49.512 --> 00:25:52.640 A hearty helping-All right? 00:25:59.655 --> 00:26:04.422 Oh. Looks like somebody got a note on the red peg. 00:26:04.527 --> 00:26:08.793 Ooh, notes on red pegs are really important. 00:26:08.898 --> 00:26:13.358 You kiddin? This peg stuff is for real? 00:26:13.469 --> 00:26:15.596 She wants me to do all this? 00:26:15.704 --> 00:26:18.832 It is your job, Sheriff. 00:26:18.941 --> 00:26:22.399 Girl, you got a mean streak in you... 00:26:22.511 --> 00:26:24.877 and God don't like ugly. 00:26:24.980 --> 00:26:27.608 Now get in the car and take your sister with you. 00:27:05.488 --> 00:27:07.922 Sorry about that, Poncho! 00:27:37.019 --> 00:27:38.919 You sure these aren't yours? 00:27:39.021 --> 00:27:42.616 - How big do you think I am? I'm just playin'.. 00:27:42.725 --> 00:27:46.217 But how in the hell did these get under your bed? 00:27:46.328 --> 00:27:48.762 I don't know. I don't know. But Malcolm would never cheat on me. 00:27:48.864 --> 00:27:51.230 Especially not with- 00:27:51.333 --> 00:27:53.597 This is like four yards of lace. 00:27:53.702 --> 00:27:56.262 Well, regardless, you cant just sit back and hope nothin' is going on. 00:27:56.372 --> 00:27:58.272 You gotta take action. 00:27:58.374 --> 00:28:00.399 For a hundred dollars, I know somebody that'll bug his phone. 00:28:00.509 --> 00:28:03.478 No. No, absolutely not. 00:28:03.579 --> 00:28:05.979 I would never bug Malcolm's phone. 00:28:06.081 --> 00:28:11.212 - I completely trust my husband. - Sherri, you are so naive. 00:28:11.320 --> 00:28:13.720 You married an F.B.I. agent. 00:28:13.822 --> 00:28:17.952 I bet on your wedding night, he drugged you and embedded a tracking device in your ass. 00:28:18.060 --> 00:28:21.518 I don't have a tracking device. 00:28:21.630 --> 00:28:27.068 Danielle, there's gotta be a perfectly logical explanation for these. 00:28:27.169 --> 00:28:29.160 A woman this big, wearing a thong? 00:28:29.271 --> 00:28:32.263 That cant be comfortable. 00:28:32.374 --> 00:28:34.274 Can it? 00:28:34.376 --> 00:28:37.140 Ooh. Uh-oh. Ooh. 00:28:37.246 --> 00:28:39.510 Big Momma got to be careful. 00:28:39.615 --> 00:28:44.018 I lose control of this thong, it could disappear for days. 00:28:46.555 --> 00:28:51.458 Hi there. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma. 00:28:51.560 --> 00:28:54.791 Everybody calls me Big Momma. 00:28:54.897 --> 00:28:58.993 You wanna say hello, Andrew? This here is Tom Fullers boy. 00:28:59.101 --> 00:29:02.798 Fine. This is a secure facility, and I- 00:29:02.905 --> 00:29:07.467 - Um- Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Ooh. Uh- 00:29:10.045 --> 00:29:13.879 Please, you don't know me like that. You better ask somebody. 00:29:13.983 --> 00:29:17.578 Let me set the baby down. I don't wanna get him upset. 00:29:17.686 --> 00:29:20.712 - Hold on. - I'm, uh, gonna have to wand you. 00:29:20.823 --> 00:29:23.792 Wand me? Well, wand on. 00:29:26.462 --> 00:29:30.193 - Find what you're lookin' for? 00:29:30.299 --> 00:29:33.530 It-That-That's under wire. Yeah. 00:29:33.636 --> 00:29:36.537 Keepin' these fun bags off the floor is a full-time job. 00:29:36.639 --> 00:29:39.199 - You wanna see? I'll show you, yeah. - No, ma'am. 00:29:39.308 --> 00:29:41.708 - It's all right. You can take a little peeky peek. - No, you can stop. 00:29:41.810 --> 00:29:45.211 - No, ma'am. You can stop. - But I'm not responsible for the damages. 00:29:45.314 --> 00:29:47.646 - It might poke your eyes out. - Please, stop it. Don't- Don't unbutton! 00:29:50.853 --> 00:29:53.515 Eighteenth floor. 00:29:53.622 --> 00:29:55.988 Ooh, thank you. 00:29:56.091 --> 00:29:59.458 Ooh, all these guards and locked doors. 00:29:59.561 --> 00:30:02.689 This must be what its like to get in one of Oprah's private parties. 00:30:02.798 --> 00:30:04.925 Yeah. 00:30:05.034 --> 00:30:09.232 You know what, Ms. Pierce? Um, I'm afraid Mr. Fuller has a meeting in the conference room... 00:30:09.338 --> 00:30:11.238 and I'm not allowed to disturb him. 00:30:11.340 --> 00:30:13.433 - Okay, well, I'll just wait in- - Yeah. 00:30:17.546 --> 00:30:21.004 Ooh. We got a gusher. 00:30:21.116 --> 00:30:26.383 Oh, my goodness. Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pigs feet. 00:30:26.488 --> 00:30:28.615 You're going to change his diaper right here? 00:30:28.724 --> 00:30:32.023 Ah, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? 00:30:32.127 --> 00:30:34.618 I just hope your hard drives are backed up. 00:30:34.730 --> 00:30:37.597 Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office. 00:30:42.171 --> 00:30:46.107 Okay, Andrew. That programs gotta be hidin' up in here somewhere. 00:30:59.354 --> 00:31:02.050 A remote, but no TV. 00:31:15.604 --> 00:31:17.469 Open sesame. 00:31:20.709 --> 00:31:24.839 We did an extensive check on Mr. Fuller and didn't find anything. 00:31:24.947 --> 00:31:28.508 Basically, we've got a small army of agents working out there. 00:31:28.617 --> 00:31:31.085 And because Agent Stone blew a nanny interview... 00:31:31.186 --> 00:31:33.120 we got nothin: 00:31:33.222 --> 00:31:35.747 Look, we gotta get somebody on the inside. 00:31:35.858 --> 00:31:38.224 Now, isn't there anybody close to Fuller that we can turn? 00:31:38.327 --> 00:31:42.263 No. We have tried everybody who has any contact with anyone inside that house. 00:31:42.364 --> 00:31:45.925 - We have exhausted the list. - Wait a minute. 00:31:46.034 --> 00:31:48.434 I know someone we haven't tried yet. 00:31:52.274 --> 00:31:55.334 Because were coming up on our deadline, and I need to know your status. 00:31:55.444 --> 00:31:58.174 - Ooh, look. There's your daddy. - I need to know if you're ready. 00:31:58.280 --> 00:32:01.681 Look, I wouldn't have flown out here if I wasn't ready. Now where's my money? 00:32:01.784 --> 00:32:04.014 Don't worry about the money. Where do we meet? 00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:06.553 That's right. Give me somethin'.. 00:32:06.655 --> 00:32:09.021 Tonight, 7:00, West Hills Mall. 00:32:09.124 --> 00:32:11.456 - Where? - The surf shop, dude. 00:32:11.560 --> 00:32:13.653 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 00:32:13.762 --> 00:32:16.788 - Someone in the building is logged on to our conference. - You gotta be kidding me! 00:32:16.899 --> 00:32:19.299 You guys are amateurs, dude. I'm outta here. 00:32:19.401 --> 00:32:23.167 - What happened? - Someone was watching. 00:32:23.272 --> 00:32:25.467 Wed better find out who that someone is. 00:32:31.346 --> 00:32:34.008 Ooh, ooh. Comin through. 'Scuse me. 00:32:34.116 --> 00:32:36.846 Comin through. Ooh. 00:32:36.952 --> 00:32:40.080 I cleaned up in there as much as possible. 00:32:40.189 --> 00:32:43.886 Ooh. Mr. Fuller. 00:32:43.992 --> 00:32:46.893 Andrew and I thought wed come down and pay you a little visit. 00:32:46.995 --> 00:32:48.986 Ain't that right, Andrew? 00:32:50.599 --> 00:32:53.864 Hi, Son. 00:32:53.969 --> 00:32:58.269 Ooh, well, were workin' on that talkin' thing. Can you say Tupac? 00:33:00.509 --> 00:33:03.672 Oh, hell get it. He'll get it. 00:33:03.779 --> 00:33:07.044 Tom, is there a problem? 00:33:07.149 --> 00:33:11.085 - No, this is, um- - Uh, Hattie Mae Pierce. 00:33:11.186 --> 00:33:14.747 Hi. I take care of Tom Fullers babies. 00:33:14.857 --> 00:33:16.757 Tom? 00:33:16.859 --> 00:33:20.260 Ooh, look at the time. We gotta go. 00:33:21.530 --> 00:33:24.522 Oh, yes, there we go. 00:33:24.633 --> 00:33:28.399 Ooh, do me a favor, will you? Hold that for me. 00:33:28.503 --> 00:33:30.971 Thank you. 00:33:33.876 --> 00:33:35.844 Get rid of that. 00:33:37.212 --> 00:33:39.578 Did you have a good time today? 00:33:39.681 --> 00:33:42.309 Huh? 00:33:42.417 --> 00:33:45.079 Big Mommas tryin' to fix this. 00:33:46.255 --> 00:33:49.418 F.B.I. 00:33:49.524 --> 00:33:52.789 Sorry, ma'am. I'm gonna have to ask you to step inside the van, please. 00:33:58.667 --> 00:34:01.295 Don't push me. You don't know me, monkey mouth. 00:34:01.403 --> 00:34:04.167 I- I-I'll kick you. 00:34:08.677 --> 00:34:10.577 Look, I-I can explain. 00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:14.843 Ms. Pierce, I am so sorry for the inconvenience. 00:34:14.950 --> 00:34:17.145 Can I get you anything? 00:34:18.253 --> 00:34:20.244 Look, if this is about... 00:34:20.355 --> 00:34:23.984 those butt-ball naked pictures of Billy Dee... 00:34:24.092 --> 00:34:26.925 you gotta understand, that's Billy. 00:34:27.029 --> 00:34:30.328 I just checked my e-mail. There he was. 00:34:30.432 --> 00:34:33.128 I go, 'Ooh! Oooh!' 00:34:33.235 --> 00:34:38.298 And all I could say to myself was, 'II got Billy! I got Billy! I got Billy!' 00:34:38.407 --> 00:34:42.138 No. No, I, uh- 00:34:42.244 --> 00:34:44.371 I can assure you- 00:34:44.479 --> 00:34:47.971 Ms. Pierce, the F.B.I. is investigating Tom Fuller. 00:34:48.083 --> 00:34:52.019 Mr. Fuller? Have mercy. 00:34:52.120 --> 00:34:56.454 Yes. And since you seem to have such close access to the family... 00:34:56.558 --> 00:34:58.458 the fact is, we could really use your help. 00:34:58.560 --> 00:35:01.791 Well, what could Big Momma possibly- 00:35:02.998 --> 00:35:06.365 I get it. You want me to take him out. 00:35:06.468 --> 00:35:08.993 - No. No. - Yeah. Uh- uh? 00:35:09.104 --> 00:35:13.200 - No. We just want you to keep an eye on him. - Ah? 00:35:13.308 --> 00:35:18.245 You know, have you seen or heard anything out of the ordinary? 00:35:18.347 --> 00:35:20.838 Uh, wait. 00:35:20.949 --> 00:35:24.851 He seems to be getting outside help on that big project he's working on. 00:35:24.953 --> 00:35:27.922 But what's really important is... 00:35:28.023 --> 00:35:30.992 we need to find out who he's working with. 00:35:31.093 --> 00:35:35.496 Now, ma'am, do you think you could find out that information? 00:35:35.597 --> 00:35:38.395 Well, um. 00:35:38.500 --> 00:35:42.834 Well, my m. o. would be to stay close to the perps. 00:35:42.938 --> 00:35:45.372 That way, I wont compromise the assets... 00:35:45.474 --> 00:35:48.102 and I'll wait for the intel to fall in my hands. 00:35:48.210 --> 00:35:50.110 - Excuse me? - Well, I mean... 00:35:50.212 --> 00:35:53.443 you watch enough Kojak, you pick up a few things. 00:35:53.548 --> 00:35:57.177 Don't worry. Big Momma got that. I got it. 00:36:26.548 --> 00:36:28.948 Good Lord, help em all. 00:36:29.051 --> 00:36:31.781 Now, I know you got somethin to say to that. 00:36:33.221 --> 00:36:35.416 Nothin? 00:36:35.524 --> 00:36:38.118 Well, well work on it. 00:36:40.595 --> 00:36:41.840 - I think we should show em the sprinkler. - Let's swing. 00:36:41.875 --> 00:36:43.086 - I think we should show em the sprinkler. - Let's swing. 00:36:43.198 --> 00:36:45.894 - All right, from the top. Ready? Five, six - 00:36:46.001 --> 00:36:48.299 Hey, you've reached Malcolm, Sherri and Trent. 00:36:48.403 --> 00:36:50.997 We cant take your call, but leave a message, and we'll get back with you. 00:36:51.106 --> 00:36:54.872 - Hey, Sherri. It's me, baby. 00:36:54.976 --> 00:36:58.104 You know, just thinkin about you- 00:36:58.213 --> 00:37:00.977 Wanna give you a call from, uh - from Phoenix. 00:37:01.083 --> 00:37:04.450 - Ow! 00:37:04.553 --> 00:37:07.249 Okay, loser. 00:37:07.355 --> 00:37:11.257 Wait - Carrie! I gotta go, baby. 00:37:12.494 --> 00:37:14.394 - Oh. 00:37:16.865 --> 00:37:20.460 ...give you a call from, uh - from Phoenix. 00:37:20.569 --> 00:37:23.595 Wait. Carrie! 00:37:23.705 --> 00:37:25.605 - Carrie? - I gotta go, baby. 00:37:32.581 --> 00:37:34.572 Carrie? 00:37:40.722 --> 00:37:45.216 You - You know, those girls got no room to talk. 00:37:45.327 --> 00:37:48.524 - That ain't dancin'.. - And chass�. And pump. And- 00:37:48.630 --> 00:37:50.530 That's getting Tasered by the police. 00:37:50.632 --> 00:37:53.430 Big Momma, I don't care about that. 00:37:53.535 --> 00:37:56.197 I just - I wanna be good, you know? 00:37:56.304 --> 00:37:58.795 If I was good, then my dad would come watch me... 00:37:58.907 --> 00:38:01.637 cause then it wouldn't be nonsense and a waste of his time. 00:38:01.743 --> 00:38:05.474 Child, you could dance like all those skinny girls on MTV. 00:38:05.580 --> 00:38:08.913 That wouldn't make your daddy stay home. 00:38:09.017 --> 00:38:13.010 Now, he loves you. He just has a helluva fine way of showin' it. 00:38:14.723 --> 00:38:18.819 Now, you can do this little cheerleading dance thing. I know you can. 00:38:18.927 --> 00:38:23.591 But you need to do it for yourself, not anybody else. 00:38:25.634 --> 00:38:29.365 Stand up. Let me show you somethin. 00:38:31.206 --> 00:38:33.902 - Watch Big Momma. See? 00:38:34.009 --> 00:38:35.943 Rock with it, baby. Rock with it. 00:38:36.044 --> 00:38:38.239 Just feel it. 00:38:38.346 --> 00:38:41.679 All try? All right. Ready, now. To the right. 00:38:41.783 --> 00:38:44.115 You gotta go right, baby. There you go. 00:38:44.219 --> 00:38:47.245 No, no, not your leg. Bring your hip. 00:38:47.355 --> 00:38:51.348 Bring your hip and then you dip. Hip, dip. 00:38:51.459 --> 00:38:54.428 Hip, dip. There you go, Carrie! That's it, Carrie! 00:38:54.529 --> 00:38:57.225 There go - Now rock with it. Rock with it, Carrie. 00:38:57.332 --> 00:39:01.962 Rock with it. Now dip, baby. Whoo! 00:39:02.070 --> 00:39:04.197 Dip, dip, dip, baby. 00:39:04.306 --> 00:39:06.604 - Whoo - hoo! There you go, Carrie. 00:39:06.708 --> 00:39:09.268 - There you go, Carrie. Ooh. - Okay, guys. 00:39:09.377 --> 00:39:13.370 Um, girls, keep working. You look great. Well be right back. Keep going. 00:39:13.481 --> 00:39:17.884 - Ooh. Ooh. - Um, excuse me? 00:39:20.155 --> 00:39:22.783 - Can I help you? - You can dance. 00:39:22.891 --> 00:39:25.792 - So? - We suck. 00:39:25.894 --> 00:39:28.328 - Aw, come on. Were not that bad. - Lisa, are you kidding? 00:39:28.430 --> 00:39:31.593 We are flailing around like a couple of stroke victims. 00:39:31.700 --> 00:39:34.533 Okay, so maybe we could use a little help with the dancing part... 00:39:34.636 --> 00:39:36.570 but I've got the stunts covered. 00:39:36.671 --> 00:39:39.731 I was a gymnast. 00:39:39.841 --> 00:39:43.436 Look, we really need your help. We've got this competition coming up. 00:39:43.545 --> 00:39:47.140 You want the girls to go up on stage doing... that? 00:39:47.249 --> 00:39:49.149 Ooh. 00:39:49.251 --> 00:39:51.617 Well, as scary as that is, I'm gonna have to pass. 00:39:51.720 --> 00:39:56.157 - But, Big Momma. - Don't you Big Momma me. 00:39:59.861 --> 00:40:01.829 Now, I didn't cry during Waiting to Exhale... 00:40:01.930 --> 00:40:04.364 and I'm certainly not gonna fall for your puppy-dog eyes. 00:40:04.466 --> 00:40:07.799 Now, this day is gettin' away from me. We got to go, Carrie. 00:40:11.072 --> 00:40:16.271 What do you say we practice at your house tomorrow morning, Carrie? 00:40:16.378 --> 00:40:18.505 - Good idea. - Mmm. 00:40:21.316 --> 00:40:23.750 Carrie? 00:40:24.786 --> 00:40:26.754 He doesn't even know any- 00:40:32.327 --> 00:40:35.626 - F.B.I., Los Angeles. 00:40:35.730 --> 00:40:37.630 Tassie? - Sherri? 00:40:37.732 --> 00:40:41.190 - Hey, girl. How you feeling? - Oh, large. 00:40:41.303 --> 00:40:45.000 Then I bet it feels good havin' Malcolm home takin' care of you. 00:40:45.106 --> 00:40:48.041 Putting in for two weeks off to wait on you hand and foot? 00:40:48.143 --> 00:40:50.407 I hope you know what kind of man you got there. 00:40:50.512 --> 00:40:54.312 I'm starting to get the picture. 00:41:06.161 --> 00:41:09.824 Take your little brother in there for me. I'll be right there. 00:41:15.704 --> 00:41:19.606 What the hell you doing sneaking around in bushes? 00:41:19.708 --> 00:41:21.608 You cant take- 00:41:23.311 --> 00:41:27.008 Chad? 19? 00:41:27.115 --> 00:41:29.447 This girl up in here is 15. 00:41:29.551 --> 00:41:33.453 Boy, you must be stuck on stupid. This stops today. 00:41:41.029 --> 00:41:45.227 - Oh, hey, Big Momma. I'm just gonna check the mail. 00:41:45.333 --> 00:41:49.064 That package you ordered has just been sent back. 00:41:49.170 --> 00:41:52.401 What? Oh, no. You've gotta be kidding me. 00:41:52.507 --> 00:41:56.238 Molly, boys that age only want one thing... 00:41:56.344 --> 00:41:58.312 and it ain't meaningful conversation. 00:41:58.413 --> 00:42:00.973 I don't have to listen to you. 00:42:01.082 --> 00:42:05.109 Don't get snatched up. Now get upstairs and finish your homework. 00:42:05.220 --> 00:42:08.053 I got Mace. 00:42:12.060 --> 00:42:15.552 What is going on? Did you just threaten my daughter? 00:42:15.663 --> 00:42:21.101 - Oh, that's no threat. I do carry Mace. 00:42:21.202 --> 00:42:24.399 Hey. Big Momma, I think we need to talk. 00:42:24.506 --> 00:42:27.498 Good, Id love to. How about 9:00 in the morning? 00:42:27.609 --> 00:42:30.510 - That's when I watch Regis. - I don't think that it can wait. 00:42:30.612 --> 00:42:33.012 If you had checked the peg board, you would've seen... 00:42:33.114 --> 00:42:36.174 that Carrie had a violin lesson and Andrew had tutoring. 00:42:36.284 --> 00:42:40.118 Tutoring? The boys only two years old. 00:42:40.221 --> 00:42:42.985 I want my children to be able to seize every opportunity that they can. 00:42:43.091 --> 00:42:45.252 And they might want to go to Harvard. And if they do... 00:42:45.360 --> 00:42:47.487 I want to make sure that that is a possibility. 00:42:47.595 --> 00:42:51.895 Andrew is jumpin' off the cabinets, eatin' Brillo pads. 00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:55.766 He's not goin' to Harvard. You can get that out your head right now. 00:42:55.870 --> 00:43:00.136 And besides, if you had noticed, there was quite a bit of housework for you to do. 00:43:00.241 --> 00:43:03.301 Yeah, I - I been meanin' to talk to you about that. 00:43:03.411 --> 00:43:07.507 Those red pegs, you might wanna go easy on em, all right? 00:43:07.615 --> 00:43:10.948 Now, if you'll excuse me, Big Momma has an appointment. 00:43:11.052 --> 00:43:14.510 - Well, what about dinner? - I already ate, but thank you. 00:43:21.329 --> 00:43:24.628 - Uh, okay, this is Agent Keneally. 00:43:24.732 --> 00:43:27.223 Please advise. I just made B.M. in the back of a cab. 00:43:27.335 --> 00:43:30.600 Uh, you did what in the back of the cab? 00:43:30.705 --> 00:43:35.005 Big Momma! I just made B - I saw Big Momma in the back of a cab. 00:43:35.109 --> 00:43:37.043 And now I'm going to get V.D. 00:43:37.145 --> 00:43:39.511 Visual data. I'm going - Never mind. 00:43:45.820 --> 00:43:48.914 This is where I need you to carry me and make it snappy. 00:43:49.023 --> 00:43:51.491 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. 00:44:01.135 --> 00:44:05.367 If you favor those eyes, I suggest you keep em on the road. 00:44:05.473 --> 00:44:07.373 Yes, ma'am. 00:44:09.344 --> 00:44:12.245 - On the road. - Yes, ma'am. Yeah. 00:44:14.782 --> 00:44:17.250 - Hello, Bob. 00:44:17.352 --> 00:44:20.378 Sherri. You-You shouldn't even be back here. 00:44:20.488 --> 00:44:23.423 - Where is he? - How could I possibly know? 00:44:23.525 --> 00:44:26.892 Oh, come on, Bob. He's got a locator. Every agent has one implanted in their phone. 00:44:26.995 --> 00:44:30.863 That is a silly, outrageous- 00:44:30.965 --> 00:44:33.092 - How did you know that? - Bob... 00:44:33.201 --> 00:44:35.761 I am eight-and-a-half-months pregnant. 00:44:35.870 --> 00:44:39.033 My feet are swollen, and my back is killing me. 00:44:39.140 --> 00:44:44.601 I have peed 52 times today, and you don't even wanna know what's going on with my nipples. 00:44:44.712 --> 00:44:48.204 - Can I at least guess? - Bob, if you don't tell me where he is... 00:44:48.316 --> 00:44:50.546 - right now- - Okay. 00:45:02.096 --> 00:45:03.996 Agent location, West Hills Mall. 00:45:04.098 --> 00:45:07.158 - Agent location, West Hills Mall. - Thanks, Bob. 00:45:07.268 --> 00:45:10.829 - What's, um-What's a good place to go surfing around here? - Oh, Huntington Beach. 00:45:10.939 --> 00:45:12.497 - Really? - Beautiful. 00:45:12.607 --> 00:45:14.097 - It's so gorgeous. Hey. 00:45:14.208 --> 00:45:16.972 I'm sorry. I gotta go. 00:45:18.713 --> 00:45:21.273 I've been walking around for an hour looking for you. 00:45:21.382 --> 00:45:24.351 - I was busy, if you hadn't noticed. 00:45:24.452 --> 00:45:27.546 Very, very specific encrypted notation. 00:45:29.390 --> 00:45:31.984 I'm not concerned about encryption. 00:45:40.768 --> 00:45:42.702 Ooh. 00:45:54.282 --> 00:45:56.546 Wife? 00:45:56.651 --> 00:45:58.983 Been there. 00:45:59.087 --> 00:46:00.952 Ooh. 00:46:17.472 --> 00:46:18.905 Ooh! 00:46:20.575 --> 00:46:22.668 Sherri? Baby- 00:46:22.777 --> 00:46:24.335 - Where is she? - Who? 00:46:24.445 --> 00:46:27.505 - Who's Carrie, Malcolm? No. 00:46:27.615 --> 00:46:30.812 - Where is the Carrie girl? - Baby, you got that all- 00:46:30.918 --> 00:46:32.749 - No- - Which one of you is Carrie? 00:46:32.854 --> 00:46:35.049 Baby. 00:46:35.156 --> 00:46:37.249 Baby. Sherri. 00:46:37.358 --> 00:46:41.226 - Is your name Carrie? - No, baby. That's not no Carrie. 00:46:41.329 --> 00:46:46.494 - You got it all wrong. - Malcolm Turner, F.B.I.? 00:46:46.601 --> 00:46:50.162 - F.B.I.? 00:46:50.271 --> 00:46:53.206 You're on a case. Malcolm, you promised. 00:46:53.307 --> 00:46:56.140 Wanna explain these? 00:46:57.245 --> 00:46:59.611 And you drag my Big Momma into this? 00:46:59.714 --> 00:47:03.514 - I didn't drag no Big Momma into this. - No, no. Just her breasts. 00:47:03.618 --> 00:47:06.451 I don't think nobody's talkin' to you. 00:47:06.554 --> 00:47:10.854 - Sherri. Come- - Let her go. Now we got something to talk about. 00:47:10.958 --> 00:47:13.483 - I got Bishop. - Where is he? 00:47:13.594 --> 00:47:17.360 Right over- He's right over- 00:47:19.233 --> 00:47:21.758 - Wait-Where- - Lets go. 00:47:21.869 --> 00:47:23.769 - Lets go. Knock it off. 00:47:23.871 --> 00:47:28.205 - Aw. - Um, Malcolm, what are these made off? Like a buckwheat husk? 00:47:28.376 --> 00:47:30.742 This is him, right? - Yeah. 00:47:30.845 --> 00:47:33.211 He's a hacker. Goes by the name of Bishop. 00:47:33.314 --> 00:47:36.112 He's about as good as they get. There's no question he could've pulled this off. 00:47:36.217 --> 00:47:38.276 Are you sure you can find this guy Bishop? 00:47:38.386 --> 00:47:41.184 Cause right now he's our only lead. 00:47:41.289 --> 00:47:44.986 Well, he was checkin' out board shops. He's a surfer, all right. 00:47:45.093 --> 00:47:48.392 There's no way he'd come to Cali and not check out the waves. 00:47:48.496 --> 00:47:52.762 I'm gonna find him. I'm telling you. I'm gonna find him. 00:47:52.867 --> 00:47:55.461 - Agent Keneally stays with you the whole time. - Aw. 00:47:55.570 --> 00:47:57.401 - He's your new partner. - You've got to be kiddin'.. 00:47:57.505 --> 00:47:59.564 And, Turner, you blow your cover and this worm gets out... 00:47:59.674 --> 00:48:03.474 you'll not only lose your job - you're goin' to jail. 00:48:03.578 --> 00:48:07.446 Oh, and do not blow your cover as Big Momma. 00:48:16.257 --> 00:48:18.487 - Ooh. - Big Momma? 00:48:22.463 --> 00:48:27.025 Mrs. Fuller, can we do this some other time? 00:48:28.336 --> 00:48:30.327 No, we cant. 00:48:30.438 --> 00:48:33.373 I came home tonight, and you were nowhere to be found. 00:48:33.474 --> 00:48:36.705 The kids had not done their homework. I looked around. There were dirty dishes everywhere. 00:48:36.811 --> 00:48:38.779 And then I found this. 00:48:40.114 --> 00:48:42.947 You threw our laundry in the garbage. 00:48:44.318 --> 00:48:47.253 Big Momma, you don't wanna cook, you don't wanna clean... 00:48:47.355 --> 00:48:49.983 and you obviously don't respect what I'm trying to do with my children. 00:48:50.091 --> 00:48:55.028 You mean keep em so busy that they don't realize that you and your husband are never around? 00:48:57.098 --> 00:49:00.727 Ooh. I didn't mean to say that. 00:49:00.835 --> 00:49:04.236 I want you out of the house first thing in the morning. 00:49:05.273 --> 00:49:07.298 Mrs. Fuller? 00:49:07.408 --> 00:49:09.968 But Mrs. Fuller? 00:50:12.874 --> 00:50:17.538 Hey, baby. Just wanted to leave you a message... 00:50:17.645 --> 00:50:20.876 tell you I'm sorry I lied... 00:50:20.982 --> 00:50:23.576 and I love you. 00:50:23.684 --> 00:50:25.982 I hope you still want to hear that. 00:50:36.197 --> 00:50:39.064 Oh. This feels good. 00:50:39.166 --> 00:50:41.498 - Huh? 00:50:57.118 --> 00:51:02.181 Oh, Ponch, that's no way for a dog to act. 00:51:05.626 --> 00:51:07.560 I got somethin for you. 00:51:10.431 --> 00:51:12.661 This'll help you get over the wood chipper. 00:51:12.767 --> 00:51:17.261 All right? Here's a little sippy-sip for you. 00:51:17.371 --> 00:51:20.397 - Yeah. Id have a drink with you... 00:51:20.508 --> 00:51:22.601 but I gotta go to work. 00:51:24.745 --> 00:51:28.613 Yeah. Go on and get your tilt on, all right? 00:51:31.452 --> 00:51:33.352 - I know that you're busy. - Yeah. 00:51:33.454 --> 00:51:35.888 All I'm saying is I could use a little bit of help. 00:51:35.990 --> 00:51:38.515 If you could use a little bit of help, why did you fire her? 00:51:38.626 --> 00:51:43.689 Because I had to. I'm gonna call Mrs. Gallagher first thing and get a new nanny. 00:51:46.667 --> 00:51:48.396 Wow. 00:51:48.502 --> 00:51:51.699 The muffins are fat-free, the eggs are free-range... 00:51:51.806 --> 00:51:54.536 and the bacon is extra crispy. 00:51:54.642 --> 00:51:58.908 - This is fantastic. - Yeah, it looks like something out of a magazine. 00:51:59.013 --> 00:52:03.848 I just couldn't leave y'all with a bad taste in your mouth about Big Momma. 00:52:03.951 --> 00:52:06.852 But if there's nothin' else... 00:52:09.757 --> 00:52:12.658 I guess- 00:52:12.760 --> 00:52:17.060 I guess I'll be movin' on. 00:52:20.901 --> 00:52:25.031 Look, Big Momma even made Poncho happy! 00:52:25.139 --> 00:52:27.573 Lord, that dogs higher than a Georgia pine. 00:52:27.675 --> 00:52:30.610 I gotta run. Great spread, Big Momma. 00:52:30.711 --> 00:52:35.080 Oh, Mr. Fuller. Oh, bye. I'll see you around. 00:52:35.182 --> 00:52:38.811 You're a good man, Mr. Fuller. You're a good man! 00:52:38.919 --> 00:52:42.047 - Thank you. Thanks, Big Momma. Thank you. Thanks. - Bye. 00:52:43.524 --> 00:52:45.492 It's so hard to say good-bye. 00:52:45.593 --> 00:52:49.029 - Who is that at the door this early? 00:52:49.130 --> 00:52:53.123 Mom, don't you remember? Allison and Emily's mom had to go to work. 00:52:53.234 --> 00:52:55.634 Oh, my gosh. Are all those girls coming here today? 00:52:59.073 --> 00:53:01.064 Look at em. 00:53:03.978 --> 00:53:06.913 I was at their last practice. I could stay and help. 00:53:07.014 --> 00:53:09.141 It's no trouble. 00:53:11.886 --> 00:53:16.152 Okay, we gotta work this out. I need a volunteer. 00:53:16.257 --> 00:53:18.748 Mrs. Fuller. 00:53:18.859 --> 00:53:21.987 - Yes? - You can be my volunteer. 00:53:22.096 --> 00:53:25.759 Oh, gosh, Big Momma, there are - there are things that I'm doing today. 00:53:25.866 --> 00:53:28.300 Well, this'll only take a second. 00:53:28.402 --> 00:53:32.304 Little ladies, where do you think real dancing begins? 00:53:32.406 --> 00:53:34.636 Your heart? 00:53:34.742 --> 00:53:37.506 Well, good answer. But you don't dance with your heart. 00:53:37.611 --> 00:53:41.138 You dance with your butt! Now, lets try this again. 00:53:41.248 --> 00:53:43.443 What do we want, Mrs. Fuller? 00:53:43.551 --> 00:53:45.815 Uh, more butt? 00:53:45.920 --> 00:53:48.184 That's right. Try it with me. 00:53:48.289 --> 00:53:52.020 Sway with your butt. Groove with the butt. 00:53:52.126 --> 00:53:53.923 Now, become one with the butt. 00:53:54.028 --> 00:53:58.522 Don't be afraid to touch it and become one with it! Yes! 00:53:58.632 --> 00:54:02.329 All right! Whoo! Got butt movement all back there. I like that. 00:54:02.436 --> 00:54:04.597 All right. There you go, little ladies. 00:54:04.705 --> 00:54:08.641 Now, lets put some music on, all right? 00:54:12.313 --> 00:54:14.304 Ooh! Ooh! 00:54:14.415 --> 00:54:17.976 That's my jam! Ooh! 00:54:18.085 --> 00:54:21.316 There you go with it. I like that. Groovin' with it. 00:54:21.422 --> 00:54:26.155 Do your thing. That's right. Do your thing, Mrs. Fuller! 00:54:26.260 --> 00:54:30.026 Yes! Come on, Mrs. Fuller. 00:54:35.136 --> 00:54:38.731 Whoo! Yes, indeedy! Just like that. 00:54:38.839 --> 00:54:41.740 That's puttin' stank on it. That's all that is. 00:54:41.842 --> 00:54:44.367 Ooh. Ooh. Y'all wrap it up. 00:54:44.478 --> 00:54:46.969 Wrap it up. 00:54:47.081 --> 00:54:49.709 Ohh. 00:54:49.817 --> 00:54:53.275 Oh, Big Momma, these girls are having such a good time. 00:54:53.387 --> 00:54:57.050 Look at Carrie. She's always so quiet. She can't stop laughing. 00:54:57.158 --> 00:55:01.720 Well, I always say, laughter is Gods hand on a troubled world. 00:55:03.297 --> 00:55:07.927 You know, Big Momma, I was hoping that we could mend our fences. 00:55:08.035 --> 00:55:11.562 I just wanted to say that I'm very sorry. I was wrong. 00:55:11.672 --> 00:55:15.301 And I was hoping you would please consider staying here. 00:55:15.409 --> 00:55:18.105 Well, of course I will. 00:55:18.212 --> 00:55:22.080 Yes. Sure enough. Id love that. 00:55:24.185 --> 00:55:26.745 Big Momma, the girls and I want to go over the dance again. 00:55:26.854 --> 00:55:28.947 Ooh, give me a second, all right? 00:55:29.056 --> 00:55:30.956 Big Momma got to catch her breath. 00:55:31.058 --> 00:55:34.027 - Okay. 00:55:34.128 --> 00:55:36.153 Oh, hey, when were done with this... 00:55:36.263 --> 00:55:38.288 I have the perfect place to take you. 00:55:38.399 --> 00:55:42.301 A spa! Look at this! 00:55:47.741 --> 00:55:52.303 Victoria's Secret models. They shoot the catalog in a studio right down the street. 00:55:52.413 --> 00:55:54.381 They'll usually parade around naked. 00:55:54.481 --> 00:55:57.314 If you think about it too much, it can get a little depressing. 00:55:57.418 --> 00:56:00.353 Some people just ruin it for everybody. 00:56:03.490 --> 00:56:07.153 What time does the paradin' begin? 00:56:34.521 --> 00:56:37.422 and you can just take off all your clothes and put this on. 00:56:37.524 --> 00:56:39.424 I think you'll be very comfortable. 00:56:39.526 --> 00:56:41.585 And then you just put your things in this locker. 00:56:41.695 --> 00:56:43.788 There's nothing else in there but your things. 00:56:43.897 --> 00:56:46.730 There's my friend Crystal. Excuse me one second. Hey, Crystal. 00:56:46.834 --> 00:56:49.234 - Hey. - Hello. Hi. 00:56:49.336 --> 00:56:51.861 Tryin' to find my locker. 00:56:51.972 --> 00:56:55.066 Ooh. Around here somewhere. 00:56:55.175 --> 00:56:58.474 Ooh. Oh. Ooh. 00:57:10.624 --> 00:57:14.458 Excuse me. Could you give me a hand, please, with my bra? 00:57:14.561 --> 00:57:18.497 I just got my nails done, and I cant- 00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:22.200 Here. It unhooks in the front right here. 00:57:23.971 --> 00:57:25.836 Here. Will this help? 00:57:25.939 --> 00:57:29.602 Ooh! Ooh! 00:57:37.951 --> 00:57:42.820 Ooh! This is lovely! 00:57:42.923 --> 00:57:48.156 A room full of beautiful women in towels and mud. 00:57:48.262 --> 00:57:50.389 Hey, everybody, this is Big Momma. 00:57:50.497 --> 00:57:53.261 - Hi. - Oh, hello. 00:57:53.367 --> 00:57:57.394 Ooh, don't let me disturb you. Y'all just keep walkin' around naked... 00:57:57.504 --> 00:58:00.905 and massagin' each other in exotic oils or whatever. 00:58:01.942 --> 00:58:04.740 Oh, a snack. 00:58:04.845 --> 00:58:07.780 - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. 00:58:07.881 --> 00:58:10.543 They're covered in eucalyptus sap. 00:58:22.563 --> 00:58:25.225 - Got it. 00:58:25.332 --> 00:58:29.098 Oh. Hey, listen, I was wondering. How about a massage? 00:58:33.707 --> 00:58:38.041 Ahhh. I would like you to work on my lower back here... 00:58:38.145 --> 00:58:40.136 because sometimes I- 00:58:40.247 --> 00:58:43.910 Oh, my damn! No, I wanted the girl with the perky- 00:58:44.017 --> 00:58:46.952 The one with the perky - You ain't got to push me. 00:58:47.054 --> 00:58:50.615 Ooh! Oh! Yes! 00:58:50.724 --> 00:58:54.888 I need you to get all in the crevices, all right? 00:58:54.995 --> 00:58:58.396 Work that lower back like I was telling you. Ooh! 00:58:58.499 --> 00:59:02.492 You know, while we've got her here, we should get Big Momma's advice. 00:59:02.603 --> 00:59:05.231 That is a great idea. 00:59:05.339 --> 00:59:09.469 Big Momma, you were married for a really long time. What was your secret? 00:59:09.576 --> 00:59:14.172 Y'all want my advice? Well, all right. Um- 00:59:14.281 --> 00:59:17.341 My advice to you lovely ladies... 00:59:17.451 --> 00:59:21.080 on keepin' a long-lasting, happy marriage... 00:59:21.188 --> 00:59:23.088 is to give it up. 00:59:23.190 --> 00:59:26.489 That's right. Give it up morning, noon and night. 00:59:26.593 --> 00:59:29.426 - And twice on Saturday. - What? 00:59:29.530 --> 00:59:32.988 I did. Shoot, before he went to work... 00:59:33.100 --> 00:59:36.069 in a parkin' lot down at the Dairy Queen... 00:59:36.170 --> 00:59:40.334 ooh, and one time I rocked his world at a Popeye's. 00:59:40.441 --> 00:59:43.535 Had him droolin' on the biscuits. 00:59:43.644 --> 00:59:47.444 Oh, yeah. We got us a bangy-bang on. 00:59:47.548 --> 00:59:50.517 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 00:59:50.617 --> 00:59:53.347 Ooh. 00:59:55.322 --> 00:59:59.053 Ooh, that's hot. Oh, that's hot, hot, hot. 00:59:59.159 --> 01:00:01.992 Oh, no, that's damn hot. Hot! 01:00:02.095 --> 01:00:05.223 Oh, that's way too hot. Back burnin'! Back burnin'! 01:00:05.332 --> 01:00:09.291 Ah! Oh, Lord! Back burnin! Comin' through! 01:00:09.403 --> 01:00:12.668 - No! No! No! No! 01:00:12.773 --> 01:00:17.142 - Hmm. 01:00:29.456 --> 01:00:31.356 Thank you, Mrs. Fuller. 01:00:31.458 --> 01:00:34.359 - I had a good time, except for those hot rocks. 01:00:34.461 --> 01:00:38.261 Now, Big Momma got some errands to run. I'll be back. 01:00:38.365 --> 01:00:42.734 Oh, gosh, Big Momma. I've gotta go to the office, and the carpet cleaners are coming. 01:00:42.836 --> 01:00:46.033 I was hoping you could get the kids out of the house for a few hours. 01:00:46.139 --> 01:00:48.664 But I got things I got- 01:00:50.744 --> 01:00:53.372 Who wants to go to the beach? 01:01:00.153 --> 01:01:02.621 Mom'll never believe this. 01:01:38.392 --> 01:01:41.452 Damn, man! Put on some drawers! 01:01:41.562 --> 01:01:44.292 This is a family beach, not Chippendales! 01:01:44.398 --> 01:01:47.128 What's wrong with you? 01:01:57.144 --> 01:01:59.578 Eagle One, this is Hungry Like the Wolf. 01:01:59.680 --> 01:02:04.140 - Come in, Eagle One. - Kevin? Kevin! 01:02:04.251 --> 01:02:07.277 Yes? Yes, what? Cop-Copy. Copy, Eagle One. 01:02:07.387 --> 01:02:10.823 Man, stop with the damn code names. He ain't out here. 01:02:10.924 --> 01:02:13.984 Affirmative. Stopping with the code names, Eagle One. 01:02:14.094 --> 01:02:17.586 Ooh, hi, babies! 01:02:17.698 --> 01:02:19.859 Ooh, the waters so warm. 01:02:19.967 --> 01:02:23.926 Big Momma, if you're done with your walk, Andrew's eating sand again. 01:02:24.037 --> 01:02:27.131 You got something you wanna say to Big Momma? 01:02:27.240 --> 01:02:29.333 Come on. Talk for me. 01:02:29.443 --> 01:02:31.809 Can you say 'ocean'? 01:02:33.647 --> 01:02:38.482 Why don't you take him down and get his feet wet, all right? 01:02:38.585 --> 01:02:41.986 Shoo, go play. Have a good time. 01:02:42.089 --> 01:02:46.048 Enjoy the beach. Get sand all in between your toes. 01:02:46.159 --> 01:02:49.822 Everything. I don't care. Ooh! 01:02:49.930 --> 01:02:53.331 Let me cop a squat here. 01:02:53.433 --> 01:02:55.663 Ooh! 01:02:55.769 --> 01:02:58.397 Ooh! I feel sexy. 01:02:59.906 --> 01:03:02.636 I don't want to be here. 01:03:02.743 --> 01:03:06.509 Really? But you look so comfortable. 01:03:06.613 --> 01:03:10.344 Yeah, well, this is who I am, okay? So just get used to it. 01:03:10.450 --> 01:03:15.513 Ooh. Well, it might be. It might be exactly who you are. 01:03:15.622 --> 01:03:18.250 Or maybe its just something you're tryin' to be... 01:03:18.358 --> 01:03:21.759 to impress some boy you got no business tryin to impress. 01:03:21.862 --> 01:03:24.888 Yeah, well, Chad loves me just like this, so whatever. 01:03:24.998 --> 01:03:27.762 Child, you're only 15 years old. 01:03:27.868 --> 01:03:30.098 Truth be told, you cant spell love. 01:03:31.505 --> 01:03:34.235 Now, that Chad boy - He's playin' you. 01:03:34.341 --> 01:03:37.833 What? Pla - No. You don't know anything about him. 01:03:37.944 --> 01:03:40.504 Oh, really? Well, lets see. 01:03:40.614 --> 01:03:43.742 You probably met him out with a group of friends. 01:03:43.850 --> 01:03:46.080 He never said anything to you. 01:03:46.186 --> 01:03:49.246 He just stood in the back, lookin all mysterious. 01:03:49.356 --> 01:03:51.551 And he likes to call you late at night... 01:03:51.658 --> 01:03:55.458 because he says you're the last voice he wants to hear. 01:03:55.562 --> 01:03:57.462 How did you know that? 01:03:57.564 --> 01:04:02.024 Child, the players change, but the game remains the same. 01:04:02.135 --> 01:04:05.070 And one day you're gonna wake up, and you're gonna realize, Molly... 01:04:05.172 --> 01:04:07.640 that Big Momma got your back. 01:04:07.741 --> 01:04:09.766 Now, look, if you need me... 01:04:09.876 --> 01:04:14.575 I don't care when it is, day or night, you just call me, okay? 01:04:14.681 --> 01:04:18.048 And I'll come runnin' quick, fast and in a hurry. 01:04:28.929 --> 01:04:32.421 Malcolm! Malcolm! Malcolm, I got him! 01:04:32.532 --> 01:04:35.660 I got him! I got him! Malcolm, Malcolm, I got him! 01:04:35.769 --> 01:04:38.829 Molly, why don't you take your brother and sister down to the concession stand... 01:04:38.939 --> 01:04:40.964 and get em some ice cream? 01:04:41.074 --> 01:04:43.770 Big Momma go to stretch one more again, okay? 01:04:43.877 --> 01:04:45.777 Uh- 01:04:45.879 --> 01:04:51.181 Freeze! F.B.I.! Hold it right there! Hold it! 01:04:51.284 --> 01:04:56.620 Come here! Don't make me run after you! 01:04:56.723 --> 01:04:59.214 I don't like chasin' people! 01:05:00.961 --> 01:05:03.657 Give me that! 01:05:05.932 --> 01:05:08.366 Move! Get out the way! Move! Move! 01:05:08.468 --> 01:05:11.995 Lord have mercy! Police business! Get out the way! 01:05:20.714 --> 01:05:23.979 - Ohhh! 01:05:39.065 --> 01:05:41.829 Oh! No! 01:05:46.807 --> 01:05:49.640 - Oh! 01:05:52.078 --> 01:05:53.978 Hold it! 01:05:55.916 --> 01:05:58.111 - Stop! 01:05:58.218 --> 01:06:00.516 Right there! Hold it right there! 01:06:00.620 --> 01:06:03.316 Freeze! F.B.I.! All right, Anthony Bishop... 01:06:03.423 --> 01:06:05.323 I got a warrant for your arrest. 01:06:05.425 --> 01:06:08.223 F.B.I.? What's with the, you know? 01:06:08.328 --> 01:06:12.765 You're the one bein' chased. You don't get to ask questions. Now, get off the railing. 01:06:12.866 --> 01:06:16.233 You don't know these guys. I roll over on them, they'll kill me. 01:06:16.336 --> 01:06:18.531 - Don't worry. I can help you. - No, you can't! 01:06:18.638 --> 01:06:21.698 Yes, I can. Now, don't make me come up- 01:06:38.859 --> 01:06:42.590 Listen, we did a full search - Bishops hotel room, everything. There was no disk. 01:06:42.696 --> 01:06:44.926 Damn. 01:06:45.031 --> 01:06:47.090 We assume Bishop already delivered his disk... 01:06:47.200 --> 01:06:50.135 which means the programs have merged, and the worm is operational, ready for delivery. 01:06:50.237 --> 01:06:54.105 - We gotta get into Fullers office computer. - I got in once. I'll do it again. 01:06:54.207 --> 01:06:57.870 The problem is, even if we did that, were talking multiple levels of encryption. 01:06:57.978 --> 01:07:01.311 - We cant hack that. - Way ahead of you. I'm bringin' in an outside consultant. 01:07:01.414 --> 01:07:04.383 He can give you the password. You can use that to break into the system. 01:07:04.484 --> 01:07:07.476 My office will give you an address. 01:07:07.587 --> 01:07:10.147 Oh, this here is a good read. 01:07:10.257 --> 01:07:13.454 It got a chapter in here that will blow your mind. 01:07:14.761 --> 01:07:17.161 You're losing it. 01:07:19.733 --> 01:07:22.429 Andrew, don't you even think ab- 01:07:24.504 --> 01:07:27.632 Harvard, here we come. 01:07:28.942 --> 01:07:31.672 Trent, I'm home! 01:07:51.464 --> 01:07:53.796 So, uh, his name is Stewart Nybo. 01:07:53.900 --> 01:07:57.165 Computer Crimes Division nailed him hacking into a D.O.D. system... 01:07:57.270 --> 01:08:00.205 and then they cut him a deal to come work for us. 01:08:04.544 --> 01:08:06.944 Mr. Nybo, were pretty anxious to get started. 01:08:07.047 --> 01:08:09.208 - Well brief you on the- - Stewart! 01:08:12.585 --> 01:08:15.850 - Yo. - Stewart? 01:08:15.956 --> 01:08:19.187 Are you kidding? If I were that little nerd, Id kill myself. 01:08:19.292 --> 01:08:23.160 - That's Stewart. - Are we gonna be gone long? 01:08:23.263 --> 01:08:26.858 Because if so, I'll need to bring my retainer. 01:08:26.967 --> 01:08:29.902 Wait a minute. You're Stewart? 01:08:30.003 --> 01:08:31.868 Duh. 01:08:33.540 --> 01:08:37.340 - Uh, this has gotta be some kind of mistake. - Yeah, right. 01:08:37.444 --> 01:08:41.039 The mistake was thinking that two morons like you can do the job in the first place. 01:08:41.147 --> 01:08:44.116 I'll be waiting in the car. And if you get lost on the way... 01:08:44.217 --> 01:08:46.845 its the big metal thing with four wheels. 01:08:49.990 --> 01:08:51.890 Did you bring the car seat? 01:08:51.992 --> 01:08:54.927 Uh, so, Malcolm, with this earpiece... 01:08:55.028 --> 01:08:57.087 we will hear everything that you hear. 01:08:57.197 --> 01:08:59.757 So you just get Fuller to talk, well feed everything into the computer... 01:08:59.866 --> 01:09:01.891 and then hopefully well come up with the password. 01:09:02.002 --> 01:09:04.493 Most people are idiots and choose sappy passwords. 01:09:04.604 --> 01:09:10.042 You know, family crap - hometowns, college stories, old girlfriends, old guy stuff. 01:09:11.745 --> 01:09:16.341 Eh. I'll never get them to open up in the house. Too many distractions. 01:09:16.449 --> 01:09:19.976 Okay. Okay. Well, then, you get em out of the house. 01:09:20.086 --> 01:09:22.384 You get them off their game... 01:09:22.489 --> 01:09:27.017 and then you take them to a place where Big Momma would be in control. 01:09:53.353 --> 01:09:56.550 Hi. 01:09:56.656 --> 01:09:59.921 B-2. B-2. 01:10:00.026 --> 01:10:02.221 Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! 01:10:05.899 --> 01:10:08.459 Carrie, baby. 01:10:08.568 --> 01:10:11.833 No, you don't yell out 'bingo' if you don't have it. 01:10:11.938 --> 01:10:14.236 Bingo people get a little testy. 01:10:14.340 --> 01:10:16.467 She's just a child, and it won't happen again. 01:10:18.945 --> 01:10:21.914 Damn right it wont happen again! 01:10:23.516 --> 01:10:25.643 Come on, baby. 01:10:32.025 --> 01:10:36.860 - Get it. - What do you mean, get it? 01:10:38.565 --> 01:10:41.295 She needs a flea rinse. Turbo dry. 01:10:41.401 --> 01:10:44.097 Oh, and can you shave her pads for me? 01:10:46.306 --> 01:10:48.536 Were supposed to be dog groomers, you idiot. 01:10:48.641 --> 01:10:51.303 Yes. Yes. She's in excellent hands, sir. 01:10:51.411 --> 01:10:53.971 You have a great day. Bye-bye now. 01:10:54.080 --> 01:10:56.480 Um... 01:10:56.583 --> 01:10:59.848 okay, okay. 01:11:01.588 --> 01:11:04.182 You've gotta be kidding me. 01:11:06.426 --> 01:11:11.523 Come here. Okay, clip the nails. Flush the ears. Bye- bye. 01:11:13.199 --> 01:11:16.498 B-14. B-1-4. - Ooh. 01:11:16.603 --> 01:11:19.333 Ask him where he was born, Malcolm. 01:11:19.439 --> 01:11:22.897 Oh, so, Mr. Fuller, where did you say you were from? 01:11:23.009 --> 01:11:26.740 - Shhh! - G-55. 01:11:26.846 --> 01:11:30.509 - Long Island. - Long Island, New York. 01:11:30.617 --> 01:11:33.518 Birthplace of Mariah Carey. 01:11:33.620 --> 01:11:35.918 Long Island. Try Long Island. 01:11:36.022 --> 01:11:38.513 Nothing. 01:11:38.625 --> 01:11:41.890 Oh! Oh, Malcolm, he went to Princeton. Get him to talk about that. 01:11:41.995 --> 01:11:43.986 So I hear you was a Princeton Tiger. 01:11:44.097 --> 01:11:47.032 What activities were you in? 01:11:47.133 --> 01:11:49.533 - Shhh! Do you mind? - B-9. 01:11:49.636 --> 01:11:52.230 All these people up in here screamin', and you're gonna shush me? 01:11:52.338 --> 01:11:56.069 I should stomp a mud hole in your little bald head. 01:11:56.176 --> 01:12:01.239 'Hattie Mae Pierce! But you can call me Big Momma. 01:12:01.347 --> 01:12:04.373 Everybody calls me Big Momma. ' 01:12:04.484 --> 01:12:09.046 - N-42. - Big Momma, do you even know this lady? 01:12:09.155 --> 01:12:12.283 - No. - Oh, you know me, Hattie Mae. 01:12:12.392 --> 01:12:15.361 - You know me. - Uh-oh. 01:12:15.461 --> 01:12:17.952 She knows you. I mean, she knows Big Momma. 01:12:18.064 --> 01:12:21.363 Uh, sure. 01:12:21.467 --> 01:12:24.197 As in, uh, old friend? 01:12:24.304 --> 01:12:26.135 A uncle? Aunt? 01:12:26.239 --> 01:12:28.434 I swore on the lives of my grandbabies... 01:12:28.541 --> 01:12:32.443 that if I ever saw you again, I would beat you like a drum. 01:12:32.545 --> 01:12:34.479 - N - 40. 01:12:34.581 --> 01:12:38.210 - How does she know Big Momma? - Malcolm, do not let her blow your cover. Do you hear me? 01:12:38.318 --> 01:12:40.149 I repeat - Do not let her blow your cover. 01:12:40.253 --> 01:12:43.381 Now, do you want that beatin' here or out in the street? 01:12:43.489 --> 01:12:47.289 It don't make me no never mind. Come on. 01:12:47.393 --> 01:12:49.725 Maybe you should go have a few more drinks. 01:12:49.829 --> 01:12:54.562 You got somethin that belongs to me, Hattie Mae, and I want it back. 01:12:54.667 --> 01:12:57.568 - What does she want back? - I have no idea. 01:12:57.670 --> 01:13:00.935 You stole my man. 01:13:02.008 --> 01:13:05.136 - Your man? - That's right. My man. 01:13:05.245 --> 01:13:09.147 - She stole her man. - Big Momma stole your man? 01:13:09.249 --> 01:13:11.809 Is that true, Big Momma? 01:13:11.918 --> 01:13:16.821 Uh, maybe. Um, but I know I gave him back. 01:13:16.923 --> 01:13:21.917 I clare, I never knew what Ben Rawley saw in you anyway. 01:13:22.028 --> 01:13:24.997 You cant help it if you're ugly... 01:13:25.098 --> 01:13:27.965 but that don't mean you gotta go out. 01:13:28.067 --> 01:13:32.800 And besides, you look like you packed on a few pounds over the years. 01:13:32.905 --> 01:13:35.373 - You watch your mouth when you talkin to me! - Ladies, ladies. 01:13:35.475 --> 01:13:38.308 - You don't know me! - Please! Would you take your seat over there, please? 01:13:38.411 --> 01:13:41.278 Malcolm, Malcolm, listen to me. You are not Big Momma, okay? 01:13:41.381 --> 01:13:45.841 You are a highly trained field operative, and you do not throw down with a 65- year-old woman! 01:13:45.952 --> 01:13:50.719 - That would be cool to watch. - You know what? My momma raised a lady. 01:13:50.823 --> 01:13:55.157 Oh, no, she didn't. She raised a heifer! 01:13:55.261 --> 01:13:56.990 - Now, wa- - Oh! 01:13:57.096 --> 01:13:59.564 - Damn! - Ow! 01:13:59.666 --> 01:14:02.066 - Oh! - Oh! 01:14:06.606 --> 01:14:09.507 Oh, no. I'm goin' down. 01:14:10.743 --> 01:14:12.802 - Oh, shit. - Oh, man. 01:14:16.783 --> 01:14:20.014 - Big Momma. Big Momma. 01:14:20.119 --> 01:14:23.316 Ohhh, he said 'Big Momma. ' 01:14:23.423 --> 01:14:25.823 His first words, and he said 'Big Momma. ' 01:14:25.925 --> 01:14:29.691 Hey, the kid talked! Excellent! 01:14:29.796 --> 01:14:32.230 - I am so proud of you. - Stake out. 01:14:32.332 --> 01:14:34.596 - What did you say? - Stake out. 01:14:34.701 --> 01:14:37.495 - What? - Investigate. 01:14:37.603 --> 01:14:40.868 - This is really not good. - Turner. 01:14:40.973 --> 01:14:43.441 Oh, my God. This is not good. 01:14:43.543 --> 01:14:45.511 - F.B.- - Oh! 01:14:45.611 --> 01:14:48.341 We don't want him to use up all his words on the first day. 01:14:48.448 --> 01:14:51.747 Wait, Big Momma. I wanna hear what he has to say. What did you say? 01:14:57.056 --> 01:14:59.081 - Bingo! 01:14:59.192 --> 01:15:00.955 Bingo! 01:15:01.060 --> 01:15:02.960 Yes! Yes! Were back in. 01:15:03.062 --> 01:15:04.962 Were back in. 01:15:05.064 --> 01:15:07.726 - Oh. - Wow. Great. 01:15:07.834 --> 01:15:11.395 - Uh - Yeah? 01:15:12.805 --> 01:15:14.864 Yeah, I'll be right down. 01:15:14.974 --> 01:15:19.274 What? Tom, no. Your son just spoke his first words. 01:15:19.379 --> 01:15:22.974 - Tell your boss you cant come in. - I don't have a choice. 01:15:23.082 --> 01:15:26.176 Well, fine. Were gonna stay here and keep playing though. 01:15:26.285 --> 01:15:29.220 - Suit yourself. - Malcolm, we still don't have the password. 01:15:29.322 --> 01:15:31.620 You've gotta get it, and you gotta get it now. 01:15:31.724 --> 01:15:34.716 Mr. Fuller, wait. Can you carry me to prayer meetin'? 01:15:34.827 --> 01:15:36.988 It's at that church right by your office. 01:15:37.096 --> 01:15:39.087 Church by my office? Are you sure? 01:15:39.198 --> 01:15:41.291 I think I know my own church! 01:15:41.401 --> 01:15:43.426 No, no, no. Hey, we gotta follow in the van. 01:15:43.536 --> 01:15:47.097 - What are we gonna do about all these dogs? - Well bring 'em back in an hour. 01:15:47.206 --> 01:15:49.936 Just tie em down or something, and let's go. 01:15:50.042 --> 01:15:53.239 - Oh, God. - Oh! Ew! 01:15:53.346 --> 01:15:56.281 Who was that? Was that? Mona? Mona, was that you? 01:16:03.289 --> 01:16:06.190 Oooh. 01:16:06.292 --> 01:16:09.728 - That's a nice family you got back there. - Yeah. 01:16:09.829 --> 01:16:15.062 The reason I point it out - because I'm not sure you're around enough to notice. 01:16:15.168 --> 01:16:19.161 Okay, I deserve that. 01:16:19.272 --> 01:16:23.732 My dad worked all the time too. Hardly ever saw the man. 01:16:23.843 --> 01:16:28.871 I swore that I was gonna be different, but, uh, its easier than I thought. 01:16:28.981 --> 01:16:31.882 - What? - Working. 01:16:31.984 --> 01:16:34.179 I'm good at what I do. Real good. 01:16:34.287 --> 01:16:36.653 I know all the answers. 01:16:36.756 --> 01:16:39.953 Well, at least I used to. 01:16:40.059 --> 01:16:43.358 - Used to? - You think you have all the bases covered- 01:16:43.463 --> 01:16:46.057 that you're invulnerable. 01:16:46.165 --> 01:16:51.068 Then one day someone comes along who knows where to lean. 01:16:56.142 --> 01:16:58.872 Are you sure this is your church? 01:16:58.978 --> 01:17:01.173 I know my own- 01:17:06.018 --> 01:17:09.146 Of course it is. I'm half Jewish. 01:17:09.255 --> 01:17:11.985 You got a problem with that? You anti- Semitic- 01:17:12.091 --> 01:17:14.821 Hey, hey, hey. No, no. Of course not. Everything's cool. 01:17:14.927 --> 01:17:17.259 That's some nice bling you got on there. 01:17:17.363 --> 01:17:21.026 Oh, its a class ring. Oklahoma. 01:17:21.133 --> 01:17:23.328 But I thought you said you went to Princeton. 01:17:23.436 --> 01:17:28.339 It was my fathers. For all that work, this is all that's left. 01:17:31.277 --> 01:17:34.371 - Well, thanks for the ride. - Yeah. 01:17:35.648 --> 01:17:38.014 All right. Bye-bye. 01:17:40.386 --> 01:17:42.980 - L chaim. - Shalom. 01:17:43.089 --> 01:17:45.922 L chaim. 01:17:46.025 --> 01:17:48.789 Uh, yeah. 01:17:48.895 --> 01:17:51.887 - Where you at? - Thank God. Thank God you're alive. Where- 01:17:51.998 --> 01:17:54.125 - I got it. Sooners. - What? 01:17:54.233 --> 01:17:56.963 His dad, his ring. Just tell Stewart to try it. 01:17:57.069 --> 01:18:01.472 Try 'Sooners. ' S- O- O-N-E-R- S. 01:18:01.574 --> 01:18:04.372 I'm in! 01:18:04.477 --> 01:18:06.809 - Oh, no. - 'Oh, no'? 01:18:06.913 --> 01:18:09.711 The password got us in the door, and then the walls came down. 01:18:09.815 --> 01:18:12.045 It's like a booby trap. We're stuck. 01:18:12.151 --> 01:18:15.120 - How about the satellite? - That'll work. 01:18:15.221 --> 01:18:19.590 Call Morales. Tell her well need tech support and a full tactical package. 01:18:19.692 --> 01:18:21.751 - Pick me up on the way. - Where you at? 01:18:21.861 --> 01:18:24.830 I'm at temple. 01:18:24.931 --> 01:18:27.161 Oh, temple. Well, Shabbat shalom. 01:18:27.266 --> 01:18:29.166 Lets go. 01:18:44.350 --> 01:18:47.751 - What's happening? - We've got access to all Agenda security camera feeds. 01:18:47.853 --> 01:18:50.481 - Were in. - Okay. Where's Fuller? 01:18:50.590 --> 01:18:53.821 He and Casal are still in Fullers office. We're hooked into the surveillance cameras. 01:18:53.926 --> 01:18:56.759 - So if he moves, well know about it. - Good. 01:18:56.862 --> 01:19:01.822 Hey, Stewart! I thought you were some kind of genius. How long is this gonna take? 01:19:01.934 --> 01:19:04.596 What do you think I'm tryin' to do here? Get free HBO? 01:19:04.704 --> 01:19:07.434 This stuff s hard. Give me some room. 01:19:13.879 --> 01:19:17.042 - Hello? - Big Momma, is that you? 01:19:17.149 --> 01:19:20.710 Oh, course it is. Where are you? 01:19:20.820 --> 01:19:23.687 Listen. I'm at this club called The Zone. 01:19:23.789 --> 01:19:27.281 And I'm really scared right now. Can you please come and help me? 01:19:28.661 --> 01:19:30.925 - Molly? - What's wrong? 01:19:31.030 --> 01:19:33.794 - She's in some kind of trouble. - What? Who? 01:19:33.899 --> 01:19:36.367 - Wait. What are you doing? - I gotta go. 01:19:36.469 --> 01:19:39.063 - What the hell are you talkin about? - Look. 01:19:39.171 --> 01:19:41.571 I promised that child that I would be there for her. 01:19:41.674 --> 01:19:44.541 You're not going anywhere, and that's an order! 01:19:44.644 --> 01:19:47.169 Well, that's an order I can't follow. 01:19:47.279 --> 01:19:49.179 Turner! Turner, you are on thin ice! 01:19:49.281 --> 01:19:51.181 We are in the middle of this investigation! 01:19:51.283 --> 01:19:53.183 What do you care about some bratty teenager anyway? 01:19:53.285 --> 01:19:56.914 Don't nobody mess with Big Momma's babies. Nobody! 01:20:10.436 --> 01:20:14.805 Excuse me. Pardon me. Um, excuse me. Pardon me. 01:20:14.907 --> 01:20:18.934 Excuse me. Thank you. Pardon me. Molly? 01:20:22.381 --> 01:20:26.317 Excuse me, darlin', but that's my leg you're humpin'.. 01:20:26.419 --> 01:20:30.287 Ooh, young people just so nasty today! 01:20:32.825 --> 01:20:35.293 You wanna back up off this girl... 01:20:35.394 --> 01:20:37.624 fore I knock the taste out your mouth. 01:20:37.730 --> 01:20:41.632 Molly, what are you doin here anyway? This is not the way you were raised. 01:20:41.734 --> 01:20:44.532 I know. I know. But I got a text message from Chad. 01:20:44.637 --> 01:20:46.696 - Chad? Oh, Lord! - He said to meet him here- 01:20:46.806 --> 01:20:51.266 You know what? You and Chad are gonna run my blood pressure up. 01:20:51.377 --> 01:20:55.313 - Molly! - Hey, where have you been? I got really scared. 01:20:55.414 --> 01:20:59.942 Molly, I came here as soon as you called. I swear I didn't send you a message. 01:21:00.052 --> 01:21:02.577 I mean, I've never even heard of this place. 01:21:02.688 --> 01:21:04.588 - What? - Wait a minute. 01:21:04.690 --> 01:21:06.817 If you didn't send the message, then who did? 01:21:06.926 --> 01:21:10.418 Oh, wow. That's - That guy works for my dad. 01:21:10.529 --> 01:21:12.554 What's he doing here? 01:21:14.366 --> 01:21:16.266 Molly, he's after you. 01:21:16.368 --> 01:21:19.098 - Chad, I need you to run and get some help. - All right. 01:21:19.205 --> 01:21:22.800 Molly, I gotta get you out of here as fast as possible. Come on, Molly. Excuse me. 01:21:22.908 --> 01:21:24.933 Comin through. 01:21:26.746 --> 01:21:28.737 Oh, God! 01:21:30.783 --> 01:21:33.775 Is this what you do? Beat up on children and old ladies? 01:21:33.886 --> 01:21:35.751 Mmm. Go. 01:21:39.291 --> 01:21:42.283 I don't understand. What's happening? What did I do? 01:21:42.394 --> 01:21:47.093 Look, I'll explain everything to you later. But for right now, watch out. I'm rollin'! 01:21:47.199 --> 01:21:50.965 - No! Ugh! 01:21:51.070 --> 01:21:54.198 - I cant feel my legs. - Oh, sorry. Oh! 01:21:54.306 --> 01:21:56.604 - Oh, no! Oh! 01:21:58.377 --> 01:22:00.777 - Ooh! 01:22:00.880 --> 01:22:03.872 Oh, God, this is not how I imagined my death. 01:22:03.983 --> 01:22:08.181 - Oh! Oh! - Oh, God! 01:22:13.492 --> 01:22:15.790 So get this. He's not really 19. 01:22:15.895 --> 01:22:19.729 - Hmm? - Chad. 01:22:19.832 --> 01:22:22.062 It's a fake I.D. He told me last night. 01:22:22.168 --> 01:22:24.693 He said he didn't want any more lies between us. 01:22:24.804 --> 01:22:27.534 Like his earring? Fake. 01:22:27.640 --> 01:22:31.201 The three months he said he spent in juvie, he was at math camp. 01:22:31.310 --> 01:22:36.714 I guess people aren't always what - what you think they are. 01:22:36.816 --> 01:22:39.080 - Yeah, like you. - Me? 01:22:39.185 --> 01:22:43.315 Yeah. I didn't think you'd turn out to be such a good friend. 01:22:43.422 --> 01:22:45.322 Oh. 01:22:55.701 --> 01:22:58.966 They're gone. Now I need your help. 01:22:59.071 --> 01:23:01.539 Um, I got a - I got a blade in my girdle. 01:23:01.640 --> 01:23:04.404 Wait. Okay, you carry a gun? 01:23:04.510 --> 01:23:06.774 And you keep a blade in your girdle? What's that about? 01:23:06.879 --> 01:23:09.780 Um, to protect my virtue. 01:23:09.882 --> 01:23:12.715 Does it really need that much protecting? 01:23:12.818 --> 01:23:16.754 Would you just get over here? Come on. 01:23:24.330 --> 01:23:27.925 Ah, that would be our buyer. Right on time. 01:23:29.869 --> 01:23:33.532 Since you never really bought into our little project, precautions had to be taken. 01:23:33.639 --> 01:23:37.439 - What do you mean? - We have your daughter, Molly. 01:23:40.346 --> 01:23:42.314 Bastard! 01:23:51.423 --> 01:23:55.086 Call the F.B.I. Ask for a woman by the name of Morales, okay? 01:23:55.194 --> 01:23:57.822 And stay on the line so they can trace the call. Go. 01:24:18.050 --> 01:24:20.245 Very nice. 01:24:21.921 --> 01:24:24.583 But, uh, were not through, are we? 01:24:24.690 --> 01:24:27.682 No, were not. 01:24:27.793 --> 01:24:30.694 I'm afraid his contract had a 'no loose ends' clause. 01:24:30.796 --> 01:24:32.696 No. No, no, no. Please listen. 01:24:32.798 --> 01:24:36.290 Please. Look, I promise I wont say anything. I swear. I won't say anything. 01:24:36.402 --> 01:24:38.597 - What is that? 01:24:41.573 --> 01:24:43.473 Is that your nanny? 01:24:58.924 --> 01:25:00.983 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 01:25:01.093 --> 01:25:04.187 - How did you learn to do that? - I took a class at the Y.M.C.A. 01:25:05.431 --> 01:25:07.331 Look, lets go. Come on. 01:25:12.004 --> 01:25:14.165 That must be some 'Y'. 01:25:54.346 --> 01:25:56.507 Sorry. Sorry. 01:25:56.615 --> 01:25:58.640 That was, uh- I mean- 01:25:58.751 --> 01:26:00.719 - You just need to stay out of sight. - Yeah. 01:26:00.819 --> 01:26:03.344 - Stay out of sight! - I will. Yeah. Yeah. 01:26:08.994 --> 01:26:13.363 Wow. She's like the best nanny ever. 01:26:26.945 --> 01:26:31.575 Oh, my God. 01:26:31.683 --> 01:26:35.244 I knew that thong would come in handy. 01:26:49.835 --> 01:26:52.235 Whoa! 01:27:09.788 --> 01:27:11.779 Big Momma? Big Momma, you okay? 01:27:12.858 --> 01:27:17.192 Tom, no loose ends. 01:27:22.901 --> 01:27:25.426 Lets go. Secure the area! 01:27:25.537 --> 01:27:30.372 - Big Momma? Big Momma? - Go to the left. Up! Up! 01:27:30.476 --> 01:27:33.343 Stand back. Stand back. 01:27:33.445 --> 01:27:37.779 I'm going to have to perform... mouth-to-mouth. 01:27:37.883 --> 01:27:42.183 The hell you are! What, are you crazy? 01:27:44.123 --> 01:27:47.058 Whoa. Whoa! Oh! 01:27:47.159 --> 01:27:50.651 Okay, this explains so much. 01:27:52.431 --> 01:27:54.956 I believe this was meant for you. 01:27:55.067 --> 01:27:58.662 - So you're, uh- - F.B.I. 01:28:03.509 --> 01:28:05.875 Before you guys get too comfortable over here, cuff him. 01:28:05.978 --> 01:28:09.709 Whoa, whoa. Um, they forced him to do it. 01:28:09.815 --> 01:28:12.807 They told him if he didn't do it, they'd kill his family. 01:28:14.286 --> 01:28:16.186 So, in your report- 01:28:16.288 --> 01:28:19.155 I'll say he was an unwilling participant to the whole thing. 01:28:19.258 --> 01:28:21.988 So no charges should be filed. 01:28:22.094 --> 01:28:25.154 No charges? 01:28:28.467 --> 01:28:31.868 Okay. I guess I owe you that much. 01:28:31.970 --> 01:28:35.371 - All right. - Good job, Turner. 01:28:35.474 --> 01:28:37.499 Thank you. 01:28:42.314 --> 01:28:44.509 She said good job. 01:28:46.451 --> 01:28:49.784 Um, thank you. Thank you for standing up for me. 01:28:49.888 --> 01:28:52.379 What makes you think - Look. 01:28:52.491 --> 01:28:54.459 I didn't do it for you, okay? 01:28:54.560 --> 01:28:57.188 I did it so your kids wouldn't spend the next 20 years... 01:28:57.296 --> 01:29:00.026 - talking to you through a prison phone. - I know. 01:29:00.132 --> 01:29:02.930 I know I've got a lot of ground to make up with them, and I swear I will. 01:29:03.035 --> 01:29:05.401 Good. 01:29:05.504 --> 01:29:09.873 So, looks like were gonna have to find ourselves a new nanny. 01:29:11.310 --> 01:29:13.904 Not quite yet. 01:29:14.012 --> 01:29:17.743 I got one more promise to keep. 01:29:23.155 --> 01:29:25.055 Dad! 01:29:48.947 --> 01:29:51.609 Well! Well, I hope you girls are ready... 01:29:51.717 --> 01:29:54.242 cause I came to see a show. 01:29:54.353 --> 01:29:56.287 Big Momma, we got a problem! 01:29:56.388 --> 01:30:00.586 Miss Lisa was our base. Without a base, we cant do any stunts. 01:30:03.362 --> 01:30:07.458 What did you do to yourself?. Lord, have- 01:30:07.566 --> 01:30:10.034 Well, no worries. No worries. 01:30:10.135 --> 01:30:13.298 Were gonna turn it out. Come on. 01:30:13.405 --> 01:30:17.432 And now, the junior cheer squad from the Newport District. 01:30:17.542 --> 01:30:20.670 Lets give it up for Emerson! 01:31:50.669 --> 01:31:54.469 - Whoo! 01:31:54.573 --> 01:31:58.976 - Whoo! - Whoo! 01:32:05.484 --> 01:32:09.420 - What? - Andrew, no! 01:32:11.890 --> 01:32:13.881 Hi, Big Momma. 01:32:17.662 --> 01:32:19.960 - Ooh. - That was fun! 01:32:20.065 --> 01:32:22.363 Lets do it again. 01:32:25.704 --> 01:32:29.105 It hurts me to leave without saying good-bye... 01:32:29.207 --> 01:32:31.767 but I best be movin' on. 01:32:36.648 --> 01:32:39.811 when I came to you, my heart was heavy. 01:32:41.853 --> 01:32:45.186 It's a loud, noisy world we live in... 01:32:45.290 --> 01:32:47.781 and sometimes we lose our way. 01:32:47.893 --> 01:32:50.123 But if were lucky... 01:32:50.228 --> 01:32:53.288 the good Lord sends someone to bring us home. 01:32:55.066 --> 01:32:57.534 Make no never mind about it. 01:32:57.636 --> 01:33:00.730 Loving people is hard work. 01:33:00.839 --> 01:33:02.966 And families- 01:33:03.074 --> 01:33:06.134 With all those lives mixin' together... 01:33:06.244 --> 01:33:08.474 it gets kinda scary. 01:33:21.193 --> 01:33:25.357 But if we grab hold of each other and hold on- 01:33:27.499 --> 01:33:31.026 There's nothin' more beautiful in the world. 01:33:31.136 --> 01:33:34.902 You angels are my heart, and I'll never forget you. 01:33:36.475 --> 01:33:38.602 And keep a lookout. 01:33:38.710 --> 01:33:42.737 You never know when Big Momma might be back.