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What is it about
dogs that brings us so much joy?
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Is it the quiet companionship
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or the scientifically-proven
health benefits?
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Or maybe
it's because dogs are
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the most adorable creatures
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to ever roam the planet.
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Whatever it is,
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dogs mean the world to us.
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Perhapsyou're a dog owner
like me.
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Hi, Sam.
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My boyfriend and I rescued him
five years ago,
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and it's the best thing
we've ever done.
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So if you love your dog
as much as I do,
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then you're probably
wondering,
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"What is my dog thinking?"
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Joining us today
is professional dog therapist,
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Danielle Thornhill.
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It's Danielle.
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Danielle Thornh...
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Danielle.
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Da-nieal.
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That's fine.
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So tell us,
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why do dogs need a therapist?
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A lot of people
don't know this,
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but 35 percent of all dogs
experience self-loathing.
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And what do you do to help a dog
overcome self-loathing?
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I would tell you,
but then I'd have to charge you.
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I wish we had more time.
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Oh, I could grab a cup of cof...
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So if your dog
is experiencing self-loathing
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- or any other sort of emotional
crisis, -
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contact Danielle Thornhill
today.
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It's Danielle.
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The summer is finally here.
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Next week, we'll be kicking off
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our "Summer Of Fun"
interview series.
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We'll be joined by
former NFL star Jimmy Johnston.
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So keep cool, LA.
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And I'll see you bright
and early.
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Thank you for joining us.
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Good job, Ingus.
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Oh, thanks.
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- Okay.
- Catch you Monday.
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♪ Silver buttons
all down her back ♪
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Enjoy your weekend!
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♪ High hose tippy toes
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♪ She broke the needle
and she can't sew ♪
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- Hi, Miss Daniels.
- Hi, how have you been?
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♪ I'm just walking the dog
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You are a cutie, buddy.
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♪ If you don't know
how to do it ♪
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♪ I'll show you
how to walk the dog ♪
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♪ I asked her mother...
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♪ She did ever jumped
the fence ♪
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♪ I jumped so high
touched the skies ♪
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♪ Didn't get back
'til a quarter to five ♪
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Thank you.
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Okay, your drink will be
right over there at the counter.
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Thanks.
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You know, I keep telling myself
I'm not wasting my degree.
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And it's not like
this is a total dead-end job.
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I mean, I've already started
helping out with marketing.
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Wow, that's really cool.
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You know, I always thought
marketing was grocery shopping.
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Like, my whole life.
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♪ I'm just walking the dog
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♪ If you don't know
how to do it ♪
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♪ I'll show you
how to walk the dog ♪
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♪ Walk the doggie
walk it on ♪
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Oh, my God,
it's like with two babies
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in here, I feel
like Indiana Jones.
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You know, running
from that boulder,
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except, the boulder
has to come out of me.
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How's that gonna happen?
I'm real tired, you know?
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Um, there's a dog
between my legs, isn't there?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, Charlie, I love you.
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But can you just...
Okay, can you take a nap, honey?
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Oh, my God.
Why does everyone wanna get...
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Charlie, Charlie. Go take a nap.
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Oh, God. He's been very needy.
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Hm. Just like a man, right?
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So that's who did this to me.
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A man put two babies
inside of me.
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♪ Baby back dressed in black
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♪ High hose tippy toes
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♪ She broke the needle
and she can't sew ♪
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♪ Walking the dog
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- Large pepperoni?
- You're late.
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If it's longer than 30 minutes,
isn't it free?
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Nah, I think that's from the '80s.
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- Stay.
- No offense
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but is your dog pregnant
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or just super fat?
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- Goodbye.
- Well, that's exact change.
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There's no tip.
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This is why
kids don't like old people.
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♪ Walking
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♪ Uh j-j-j-just
walking 'em ♪
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♪ If you don't know
how to do it ♪
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Wow!
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Hey! Hey! It's almost the day.
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Look at you,
decorating and rhyming.
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I'm so excited,
I've had nine cups of coffee.
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I can't feel my fingers.
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Oh, they didn't have this
in blue?
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I was supposed
to get that in blue.
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It's okay. It's fine.
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♪ I'll show you
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♪ How to walk
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♪ The dog
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Hey, Peter!
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I did something bad.
I'll give you a hint.
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I got donuts!
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Oh! Who's this?
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Hello.
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What are you doing here,
you cutie pie?
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Sam, who's your friend?
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What's that in your mouth?
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Hm.
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- Peter?
- Liz?
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Greg!
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Greg!
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Greg.
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Come over here.
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Greg!
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- What is this?
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- Hm?
- What is this?
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Oh, you got mama brain.
It's your baby shower, hon...
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No. What is this
depressing song?
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Oh, my God.
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This is, uh,
Schindler's List soundtrack.
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- I don't know why that's on.
- Okay, that's, I just... Please.
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I have a whole bunch
of John Williams.
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Dax was supposed
to be here to DJ.
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Where is he?
It's like his only life skill.
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I can't believe
he's related to you.
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♪ I'm too sexy
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♪ For my love
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♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt
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♪ Too sexy for my shirt
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♪ So sexy it hurts
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♪ I'm too sexy for my...
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I am so angry!
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- Nobody loves me...
- I'm sorry.
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- ...or helps me out.
- I know.
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- And I am creating two humans.
- Honey,
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you're making two human beings.
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I'm so proud of you.
You know that.
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Oh!
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- What?
- Oh, honey.
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What the...
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Charlie!
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Just things, just things.
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♪ 'Cause I'm too sexy
for this rock ♪
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All right. That was awesome.
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Let's not gild the lily
and push it too hard, you know?
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Let's hit that beer garden
for happy hour. Huh?
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I'm feelin' sexy,
I don't...
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I think I'm too sexy
to keep rehearsing.
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We have an hour left
of rehearsal.
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Yeah, but, Lola,
that was perfect.
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You don't wanna mess
with perfection.
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Perfect? Stanley was behind
the beat Again.
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I was?
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Did you eat one of your brownies
for breakfast?
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I did.
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Maybe don't eat brownies
for breakfast.
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- I won't.
- Why are...
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Why are we taking this
so seriously?
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And you? You said
you would get us gigs, Dax.
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How many gigs
have you gotten us?
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It's hard to be in a band
with you when you're...
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All right, my sister is
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having some kind of fit.
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Okay, so, uh, rehearsal over.
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Just get us a gig, Dax.
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I don't know. What am I
even doing with my life?
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If you ever want
to switch it up,
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you could always join me
on Woof Walks.
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I still think it's weird
that people you've never met
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hire you to walk their dogs.
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I'm really good at it.
You should see my reviews.
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- Wait, look at this.
- Oh, Dais, Dais, Dais, it's him.
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- Oh, hello, doctor.
- Oh! Hm!
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- Man, I love blue scrubs day.
- Me, too.
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He's just so hot,
I don't understand.
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Sometimes I wish
I were a dog with a fever
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just so he could, like,
take my temperature.
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He could wear
a suit made of human hair
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and still be so hot.
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- He's crazy hot.
- He is crazy hot.
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That is like some next-level
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hot... hotness, you know,
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for, like...
I've seen a lot of guys,
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you know, a lot of hot guys...
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- Do you need help?
- Yeah, sure.
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Oh, okay, cool. Great.
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- What can I get ya?
- I'll have a...
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You know,
I'll just take the usual.
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Sorry, it's a bad joke,
every time I've come in here,
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I've ordered
something different, so...
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Oh, okay.
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- Uh...
- Gotcha!
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I'll have a small coffee.
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- One small coffee.
- One small coffee!
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And we... we want it now!
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Get a move on it!
Come on, we're thirsty here!
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No?
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Sorry, thought we were, like, doing that.
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- Thought we were doing a thing.
- It's okay.
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Um, that will be $3.75.
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- I am off today.
- Oh!
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Uh, keep the change.
That's for you.
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- This is one dollar.
- Uh, sorry.
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Um, there, that's...
Now, that's five, that's six.
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Six dollars. Keep the change.
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- It's...
- Okay. Okay. Thank you.
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Cool. You look beau... beau...
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Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
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Hey, hey. It's okay.
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Oh, come here.
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I thought you were
a giant beige rat.
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Hi!
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You're so skinny.
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Do you like
breakfast sandwiches?
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I bet you do. Come on.
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It's just, blue is Amelia's
favorite color, you know?
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I can return it. Easy.
I have the receipt.
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No big deal.
I'll do it on the way to class.
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- Oh, thank you. That'd be great.
- Yeah.
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Yeah. You know what,
that's crazy.
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I shouldn't make you
return it.
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She'll be fine with pink.
It's fine.
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Okay, wait, wait, wait.
It's fine. It's fine.
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I don't mind.
I like doing it. Really.
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This room is gonna be wonderful.
The dog's gonna be blue.
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How many cups of coffee
was it again?
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It's just, we've
waited for this for so long.
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- I know.
- We have come so close.
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I know.
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So now it's finally happening.
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We're finally parents.
And I'm just so nervous.
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I'm nervous, too.
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I'm sure Amelia is nervous.
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This is not just
another visit for her.
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She's coming here to stay.
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Yeah.
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What if I'm not good at it?
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At what?
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Being a mom.
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It's a big job.
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What if I'm terrible?
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What if something happens
and I don't know what to do?
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There is absolutely no way
that's gonna happen.
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For me, the fact
that you care this much already
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makes you a good mom.
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So you did it.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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- Oh, no! Who is this?
- Hi!
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- I found her yesterday.
- Aw!
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I had to hide her here
'cause my dumb building
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doesn't allow dogs.
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Oh, that is a dumb building.
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- Ugh!
- Come here.
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I can't just dump her off
at some sad shelter.
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Can I, girl? I can't do that.
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- What shall I do?
- Um, hello!
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This is the perfect excuse to
get some face-time with hot vet.
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Oh, my God. Yes!
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- Okay, we have to get our head in the game.
- Okay.
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Do you have your make-up
with you?
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Why? Do I look bad?
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No! we...
we could all look better.
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The break-up has
been really tough on Sam.
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He's lethargic,
his appetite is down.
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His bowel movements
are way off, but...
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I'm sorry, should I be talking
about his bowel movements here?
00:11:30.961 --> 00:11:33.094
This is the best place
for you to be talking
00:11:33.096 --> 00:11:34.632
about his bowel movements.
00:11:35.633 --> 00:11:36.998
And what about you?
00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:38.835
I'm fine. I'm great.
00:11:38.837 --> 00:11:40.636
I've just been...
00:11:40.638 --> 00:11:43.508
focused on work, and, uh...
00:11:44.576 --> 00:11:45.975
You're writing that down?
00:11:45.977 --> 00:11:48.043
You're writing down
that I'm fine?
00:11:48.045 --> 00:11:49.779
Or are you writing down
that I asked
00:11:49.781 --> 00:11:51.046
if you're writing down
that I'm fine?
00:11:51.048 --> 00:11:52.380
Yes. Look.
00:11:52.382 --> 00:11:55.485
What Sam really needs
is to move on.
00:11:55.487 --> 00:11:58.788
He needs to get out there
and meet some new dogs.
00:11:58.790 --> 00:12:00.523
Sam wants to.
00:12:00.525 --> 00:12:01.924
I-I know that he does,
00:12:01.926 --> 00:12:04.025
but he's just too scared.
00:12:04.027 --> 00:12:06.963
What is Sam scared of exactly?
00:12:06.965 --> 00:12:08.366
Of abandonment.
00:12:09.334 --> 00:12:10.635
Getting his heart broken.
00:12:11.970 --> 00:12:13.301
Sam needs to remember
00:12:13.303 --> 00:12:15.805
that if he protects
his heart too much,
00:12:15.807 --> 00:12:17.374
he'll never be happy.
00:12:20.979 --> 00:12:22.143
Yeah.
00:12:22.145 --> 00:12:24.079
Sam's going to be fine.
00:12:25.450 --> 00:12:29.118
See, Sam,
you're gonna be just fine.
00:12:29.120 --> 00:12:31.189
That'll be $300.
00:12:32.457 --> 00:12:33.558
Oh.
00:12:35.193 --> 00:12:37.726
Hey, you're gonna be fine, okay.
00:12:37.728 --> 00:12:39.561
It's just a little check-up.
00:12:39.563 --> 00:12:40.798
How do I look?
00:12:44.769 --> 00:12:46.602
- Oh.
- Huh?
00:12:46.604 --> 00:12:47.539
Hey.
00:12:52.810 --> 00:12:54.345
- Tara?
- Hi!
00:12:55.847 --> 00:12:57.248
Oh, hi.
00:12:59.018 --> 00:13:00.181
It's okay, girl.
00:13:00.183 --> 00:13:02.519
There is no reason
to be nervous.
00:13:09.359 --> 00:13:10.993
- Hi. Dr. Mike.
- Hey.
00:13:10.995 --> 00:13:12.227
Oh, I know.
00:13:12.229 --> 00:13:14.797
I-I serve you coffee
across the street...
00:13:14.799 --> 00:13:15.767
sometimes.
00:13:17.335 --> 00:13:19.368
- I'm Tara.
- Tara! Right, yeah!
00:13:19.370 --> 00:13:21.470
- Tara who-who serves me coffee.
- That's me.
00:13:21.472 --> 00:13:23.572
And I enjoy it every time.
H-how are you?
00:13:23.574 --> 00:13:25.140
- It's good to see you.
- You, too.
00:13:25.142 --> 00:13:27.843
Um, wow, by the looks
of this little lady,
00:13:27.845 --> 00:13:29.912
she's been on the street
a long time.
00:13:29.914 --> 00:13:31.448
Don't I relate?
00:13:34.052 --> 00:13:35.484
To being on the street?
00:13:35.486 --> 00:13:37.887
It was a joke.
I-I was just...
00:13:37.889 --> 00:13:39.154
- Oh, you're not a...
- Joking.
00:13:39.156 --> 00:13:41.490
No, you're not
a prostitute. Okay.
00:13:41.492 --> 00:13:44.393
So she still has
her anterior fontanel.
00:13:45.396 --> 00:13:47.329
That's a soft spot,
like babies have.
00:13:47.331 --> 00:13:49.264
Basically, she has
a little hole in her head.
00:13:49.266 --> 00:13:51.433
- Oh, poor thing.
- No, no, but don't worry.
00:13:51.435 --> 00:13:54.070
Dr. Mike's got the cure,
I'm gonna take her in the back
00:13:54.072 --> 00:13:55.503
for some X-rays on her noggin.
00:13:55.505 --> 00:13:56.338
You stay here.
00:13:56.340 --> 00:13:58.408
- I will be aqui.
- Yeah, great.
00:13:59.142 --> 00:14:00.712
Aqui? What?
00:14:06.351 --> 00:14:08.384
The helmet
will prevent any injuries.
00:14:08.386 --> 00:14:11.286
As we vets say,
"It only takes one pine cone."
00:14:12.356 --> 00:14:13.722
Oh, I've never seen a helmet
00:14:13.724 --> 00:14:15.925
look so good before.
00:14:15.927 --> 00:14:17.192
I wish I could keep her.
00:14:17.194 --> 00:14:19.260
Listen, I work
with a great rescue.
00:14:19.262 --> 00:14:21.196
If you need help
finding a home for her,
00:14:21.198 --> 00:14:22.430
you can actually
leave her with me.
00:14:22.432 --> 00:14:23.532
I'll make all the arrangements.
00:14:23.534 --> 00:14:25.534
- Are you serious?
- Absolutely.
00:14:25.536 --> 00:14:26.702
That is so nice.
00:14:26.704 --> 00:14:29.472
And I'm gonna miss you, girl.
00:14:29.474 --> 00:14:31.407
I hope you find a nice home.
00:14:31.409 --> 00:14:34.011
- I wish you could be with me.
- Aw!
00:14:34.013 --> 00:14:35.612
Goodbyes are so tough.
00:14:36.446 --> 00:14:38.647
And where did you come from?
00:14:38.649 --> 00:14:39.851
Shaker Heights, Ohio.
00:14:40.952 --> 00:14:42.317
- No.
- I'm just kidding.
00:14:42.319 --> 00:14:43.888
I know you were complimenting
my bedside manner.
00:14:44.956 --> 00:14:46.254
But yeah.
Shaker Heights, Ohio,
00:14:46.256 --> 00:14:47.757
- until I was ten.
- Oh.
00:14:49.894 --> 00:14:50.993
You don't have to worry.
00:14:50.995 --> 00:14:52.395
They're gonna take
great care of her.
00:14:52.397 --> 00:14:53.629
- You're amazing.
- Hey.
00:14:53.631 --> 00:14:55.331
Some people are built
for this sort of thing
00:14:55.333 --> 00:14:57.100
and I happen to be
one of those people.
00:14:57.102 --> 00:14:58.367
Well, thank you.
00:14:58.369 --> 00:15:00.335
I, uh, I hope to see you around.
00:15:00.337 --> 00:15:01.971
I hope so, too, Tina.
00:15:01.973 --> 00:15:03.238
Say goodbye to Tina.
00:15:03.240 --> 00:15:05.640
Yeah, um, uh, it's Tara.
00:15:05.642 --> 00:15:08.211
It doesn't matter.
Okay, love you. Bye.
00:15:21.325 --> 00:15:25.293
♪ Oh what does it take
to be lonesome? ♪
00:15:25.295 --> 00:15:27.762
- ♪ Nothin' at all
- ♪ Oh
00:15:27.764 --> 00:15:31.934
♪ What does it take
to be lonesome? ♪
00:15:31.936 --> 00:15:33.671
♪ Get out of here
00:15:34.839 --> 00:15:37.274
♪ And leave me alone
00:15:41.713 --> 00:15:42.647
Hey.
00:15:43.581 --> 00:15:44.780
Run.
00:15:44.782 --> 00:15:46.248
I just want to apologize
to Ruthie about yesterday.
00:15:46.250 --> 00:15:48.216
Okay, run away.
Whatever that thing is,
00:15:48.218 --> 00:15:50.119
it's not your sister
anymore, okay?
00:15:50.121 --> 00:15:51.686
Pregnancy has changed her.
00:15:51.688 --> 00:15:53.421
- Greg, move away from the door.
- I'm not going to.
00:15:53.423 --> 00:15:55.191
- Greg.
- She has the rage of a chimp.
00:15:55.193 --> 00:15:56.558
- Greg.
- Please don't go in there.
00:15:56.560 --> 00:15:58.794
I'm gonna pick you up
and move you like a baby.
00:15:58.796 --> 00:16:00.395
No, you're not.
00:16:00.397 --> 00:16:02.198
- Flee, flee. See...
- G-Greg...
00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:04.433
- No, I can't.
- Greg, Greg, I don't wanna...
00:16:04.435 --> 00:16:06.235
- Greg, I'm gonna lift you up...
- Don't lift me up.
00:16:06.237 --> 00:16:07.503
Come on. Come on!
00:16:07.505 --> 00:16:10.272
- Move you like a baby.
- Don't lift me up again.
00:16:10.274 --> 00:16:12.741
Dang it! Don't pick a person up.
00:16:12.743 --> 00:16:13.945
Do not pick a person up.
00:16:15.046 --> 00:16:18.114
I think I'm a pretty
good sister. Right?
00:16:18.116 --> 00:16:20.683
- I think I do a lot for you.
- Yeah.
00:16:20.685 --> 00:16:23.753
I take care of you financially
when you need it,
00:16:23.755 --> 00:16:25.588
which is a lot.
00:16:25.590 --> 00:16:28.023
Look, it's not like
I missed the baby.
00:16:28.025 --> 00:16:29.360
I just missed the shower.
00:16:30.361 --> 00:16:33.496
Greg here, he tries his best,
he really does,
00:16:33.498 --> 00:16:36.065
but he gets it wrong
98 percent of the time.
00:16:36.067 --> 00:16:37.066
I'm on therapy.
00:16:37.068 --> 00:16:38.500
He had to put some bizarre crap
00:16:38.502 --> 00:16:40.401
on from his phone,
which put everybody
00:16:40.403 --> 00:16:41.871
in a very weird headspace.
00:16:41.873 --> 00:16:43.739
My taste in music
is eclectic at best
00:16:43.741 --> 00:16:45.708
and I take
partial responsibility.
00:16:45.710 --> 00:16:47.308
It is partially your fault.
00:16:47.310 --> 00:16:49.578
A 100 percent partially
my fault, without a doubt.
00:16:49.580 --> 00:16:52.683
And then, my sweet angel
of a dog, Charlie...
00:16:53.451 --> 00:16:55.586
goes all Cujo on my gifts.
00:16:57.655 --> 00:16:58.656
But you...
00:16:59.656 --> 00:17:00.957
you weren't there for me.
00:17:03.194 --> 00:17:04.325
I'm sorry.
00:17:06.396 --> 00:17:08.230
- Are you crying?
- Yes.
00:17:08.232 --> 00:17:09.832
This is what happens.
00:17:11.102 --> 00:17:13.669
Charlie, please!
00:17:13.671 --> 00:17:14.672
I can explain.
00:17:15.506 --> 00:17:18.240
Frunk had this... had this,
like, surprise audition...
00:17:18.242 --> 00:17:21.343
- "Frunk?" What is that?
- Frunk's my band.
00:17:21.345 --> 00:17:24.412
Frunk? What is that?
That's not a word.
00:17:24.414 --> 00:17:25.880
- It's not a word.
- It doesn't have to be a word.
00:17:25.882 --> 00:17:28.150
- It's the name of a band.
- What does it mean?
00:17:28.152 --> 00:17:29.317
It's a typo at best.
00:17:29.319 --> 00:17:30.585
That's the beauty of the word
00:17:30.587 --> 00:17:32.453
is that it's...
it could be anything.
00:17:32.455 --> 00:17:33.691
Wanna hear a great band name?
00:17:34.959 --> 00:17:36.025
Train.
00:17:36.027 --> 00:17:36.961
Great name.
00:17:37.695 --> 00:17:39.628
- Goo Goo Dolls.
- Great name.
00:17:39.630 --> 00:17:41.063
- Garth Brooks.
- That's a... that's a...
00:17:41.065 --> 00:17:42.364
That's a man's name.
00:17:42.366 --> 00:17:43.766
Charlie, please,
00:17:43.768 --> 00:17:46.602
- for the love of God, stop it.
- Stop it, stop it.
00:17:46.604 --> 00:17:47.769
Frunk is also a Greek...
00:17:47.771 --> 00:17:49.737
If you say the word Frunk
one more time,
00:17:49.739 --> 00:17:50.940
I swear to God...
00:17:50.942 --> 00:17:53.242
Ruthie, you know when you,
when you do that to me,
00:17:53.244 --> 00:17:54.442
now I have to say it.
00:17:54.444 --> 00:17:56.680
Don't... don't say it.
00:17:58.683 --> 00:17:59.650
Don't.
00:18:01.384 --> 00:18:03.185
Frunk.
00:18:04.222 --> 00:18:06.055
Oh, my God!
00:18:06.057 --> 00:18:08.123
- Oh! Frunk!
- Is it coming? Is it happening?
00:18:08.125 --> 00:18:09.859
See, it actually works great.
00:18:11.761 --> 00:18:13.295
Okay. Whew!
00:18:13.297 --> 00:18:14.997
Are you guys, like,
not hearing what I'm saying
00:18:14.999 --> 00:18:16.631
because of the contractions,
but my building
00:18:16.633 --> 00:18:19.235
has a strict no-dog policy,
so I'll get evicted.
00:18:19.237 --> 00:18:20.401
This is how you help me.
00:18:20.403 --> 00:18:21.670
He needs a walk
in the morning...
00:18:21.672 --> 00:18:22.972
- Watch yourself.
- ...no human food,
00:18:22.974 --> 00:18:24.607
and especially no chocolate.
00:18:24.609 --> 00:18:27.445
Greg, why did you do this to me?
00:18:30.349 --> 00:18:31.482
Yeah.
00:18:33.117 --> 00:18:34.051
I know.
00:18:36.953 --> 00:18:38.354
Welcome home, Amelia.
00:18:38.356 --> 00:18:39.989
This is your new home.
00:18:39.991 --> 00:18:41.522
Yeah.
00:18:41.524 --> 00:18:43.691
This is where
we're gonna live together
00:18:43.693 --> 00:18:44.827
as a family.
00:18:44.829 --> 00:18:45.995
Yeah.
00:18:45.997 --> 00:18:47.528
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
00:18:47.530 --> 00:18:49.031
This is the living room.
00:18:49.033 --> 00:18:52.234
And, uh, that's the kitchen...
00:18:52.236 --> 00:18:53.636
If you ever get scared,
00:18:53.638 --> 00:18:55.638
we have a night light here
00:18:55.640 --> 00:18:57.274
that puts stars on the ceiling.
00:18:57.276 --> 00:19:01.143
It's so cool, it's got
constellations, shooting stars.
00:19:01.145 --> 00:19:02.410
If you ever wanna cuddle,
00:19:02.412 --> 00:19:04.079
we have all these
little friends for you.
00:19:04.081 --> 00:19:05.080
Look at those guys.
00:19:05.082 --> 00:19:06.282
And then we have this guy.
00:19:06.284 --> 00:19:08.317
Oh, look at that. A blue dog!
00:19:08.319 --> 00:19:09.586
You love blue.
00:19:11.521 --> 00:19:13.155
So I've been told.
00:19:13.157 --> 00:19:16.258
Well, hey,
we also have a teepee.
00:19:16.260 --> 00:19:18.127
Oh, wow!
00:19:18.129 --> 00:19:20.529
Do you think I can fit in there?
I bet I can fit in there.
00:19:20.531 --> 00:19:22.198
- You think I can fit in there?
- I don't know.
00:19:22.200 --> 00:19:23.365
Yeah. I think so.
00:19:23.367 --> 00:19:25.833
Bear, get out of my way.
Oh, yeah.
00:19:25.835 --> 00:19:29.305
There's so much more room in
here than it looks like, guys.
00:19:29.307 --> 00:19:31.840
I think we should move out of
the house and into this teepee.
00:19:31.842 --> 00:19:33.309
- Yeah.
- Yay.
00:19:33.311 --> 00:19:34.944
Wait. Amelia, I'm lost.
00:19:34.946 --> 00:19:36.577
- You gotta help me out here.
- Honey.
00:19:36.579 --> 00:19:37.880
- Kurt, honey?
- Huh?
00:19:37.882 --> 00:19:40.215
Um, let's...
00:19:40.217 --> 00:19:41.583
Let's put that teepee down.
00:19:41.585 --> 00:19:42.584
Yeah. All right.
00:19:42.586 --> 00:19:44.553
Our room is just down the hall,
00:19:44.555 --> 00:19:46.555
and the bathroom's
right next door.
00:19:46.557 --> 00:19:47.889
And, honey,
put the teepee...
00:19:47.891 --> 00:19:50.026
Yeah, okay.
We'll do that later.
00:19:52.129 --> 00:19:53.929
Yeah. Uh...
00:19:53.931 --> 00:19:55.596
And lastly,
00:19:55.598 --> 00:19:58.601
you can call me mommy
and him daddy.
00:20:00.838 --> 00:20:02.371
- Or whatever.
- Uh, or...
00:20:02.373 --> 00:20:03.806
Or you can call me Grace
and him Kurt.
00:20:03.808 --> 00:20:06.909
- Yeah. Or me Kurt and him Grace.
- Oh, no. What? Yeah.
00:20:06.911 --> 00:20:08.677
What? No, that, no,
that's gonna be too confusing.
00:20:08.679 --> 00:20:10.347
You know what?
The point is
00:20:10.349 --> 00:20:11.813
you can call us
whatever you like.
00:20:11.815 --> 00:20:13.750
It's whatever
makes you comfortable.
00:20:14.918 --> 00:20:15.852
Okay.
00:20:18.189 --> 00:20:19.587
Um...
00:20:19.589 --> 00:20:21.390
Do you want a little time
00:20:21.392 --> 00:20:22.590
to check out your room
by yourself?
00:20:22.592 --> 00:20:24.561
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah?
00:20:25.696 --> 00:20:27.563
- Okay. Great. Okay.
- Okay. Yes.
00:20:27.565 --> 00:20:30.766
Uh, I'm just gonna leave,
leave this guy, hm,
00:20:30.768 --> 00:20:34.003
and, um, we'll be
in the next room.
00:20:34.005 --> 00:20:35.772
- Have fun.
- It's gonna be great.
00:20:36.506 --> 00:20:37.640
It's gonna be...
00:20:47.218 --> 00:20:50.853
Hey, Mabel.
Hey, what's all that?
00:20:51.622 --> 00:20:53.090
Look at you, little chubby.
00:20:54.025 --> 00:20:55.559
You ain't so tough.
00:20:57.028 --> 00:20:58.762
You ain't so tough.
00:21:04.135 --> 00:21:05.970
Well, there we go.
00:21:08.305 --> 00:21:09.706
I don't know, sweetheart.
00:21:10.673 --> 00:21:13.110
Looks like we're gonna
have to do without.
00:21:16.047 --> 00:21:19.116
You are so fat. We're gonna
slim and trim you up.
00:21:22.852 --> 00:21:25.922
How far you think we can go
before we get back home, huh?
00:21:26.790 --> 00:21:28.958
Uh, I think we can go
a little bit.
00:21:32.063 --> 00:21:33.130
Mr. Pepperoni!
00:21:34.465 --> 00:21:36.131
Your dog's still fat!
00:21:37.134 --> 00:21:38.936
Wise guy.
00:21:40.971 --> 00:21:42.571
Mabel. Mabel!
00:21:43.707 --> 00:21:45.643
Mabel!
00:21:53.451 --> 00:21:54.916
Sir, are you okay?
00:21:54.918 --> 00:21:56.684
- It's gonna be fine.
- Mabel.
00:22:01.525 --> 00:22:04.893
Shh. Shh. Shh.
You gotta stop barking.
00:22:04.895 --> 00:22:06.496
I'm not allowed to have dogs
in my building,
00:22:06.498 --> 00:22:08.199
so you cannot bark
like this, all right.
00:22:09.200 --> 00:22:11.666
What is your damage, dog?
00:22:11.668 --> 00:22:13.502
There better be a boy
in a well somewhere, pal,
00:22:13.504 --> 00:22:14.936
for you to be freaking out
like this.
00:22:19.876 --> 00:22:22.044
How am I gonna
get you up there?
00:22:37.528 --> 00:22:38.928
Oh. Ooh!
00:22:41.798 --> 00:22:43.766
Huh. All right.
00:22:45.802 --> 00:22:47.668
Damn. Oh, we're caught,
we're caught!
00:22:47.670 --> 00:22:49.271
Whoa! Ow!
00:22:49.273 --> 00:22:51.306
Okay, gonna get you
out of here real soon.
00:22:51.308 --> 00:22:53.208
- Okay? Uh...
- Oh, hey.
00:22:53.210 --> 00:22:54.843
Come on in.
00:22:54.845 --> 00:22:57.312
- I got ya.
- Okay.
00:23:02.852 --> 00:23:04.155
You just finish a gig?
00:23:05.189 --> 00:23:06.123
Yup.
00:23:07.158 --> 00:23:08.325
It sounds like fun.
00:23:10.561 --> 00:23:11.862
Where was it?
00:23:14.064 --> 00:23:15.866
Uh, north.
00:23:22.739 --> 00:23:25.440
Oh. Uh, goodnight. Just...
00:23:34.784 --> 00:23:36.287
Run free, dog.
00:23:37.254 --> 00:23:38.287
Enjoy the apartment.
00:23:38.289 --> 00:23:40.222
I will let you know
that the cleaning lady
00:23:40.224 --> 00:23:41.624
will be here never...
00:23:41.626 --> 00:23:42.791
because she does not exist.
00:23:42.793 --> 00:23:44.594
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No people food.
00:23:44.596 --> 00:23:45.794
No people food.
00:23:47.730 --> 00:23:49.565
You're gonna get me
in some serious trouble.
00:23:49.567 --> 00:23:50.898
My sister will kill me.
00:23:50.900 --> 00:23:51.933
Though I do appreciate
00:23:51.935 --> 00:23:53.701
that you like Del Taco so much.
00:23:57.341 --> 00:23:58.773
I'm not gonna help you.
00:23:58.775 --> 00:24:01.376
If I take that bag
away from you,
00:24:01.378 --> 00:24:02.444
you will never learn.
00:24:04.148 --> 00:24:06.250
This is comical.
00:24:07.318 --> 00:24:08.685
Smile, bag-face.
00:24:09.954 --> 00:24:12.654
Dumb dog.
00:24:12.656 --> 00:24:15.156
Watch out for that...
Oh. That hurt.
00:24:15.158 --> 00:24:17.024
So did he move out yet?
00:24:17.026 --> 00:24:19.228
I threw out the last
of his stuff this morning.
00:24:19.230 --> 00:24:21.463
Someone grab me a water
for after. Thanks.
00:24:21.465 --> 00:24:24.333
- Hi. Elizabeth Daniels.
- Oh, I know. I'm Jimmy.
00:24:24.335 --> 00:24:25.500
- Okay. Cards.
- Yes.
00:24:25.502 --> 00:24:27.002
And don't be afraid
to be yourself. All right?
00:24:27.004 --> 00:24:28.372
- Yeah. Of course.
- Look up.
00:24:29.641 --> 00:24:31.373
- Oh, it was better before. Oh.
- What?
00:24:31.375 --> 00:24:32.475
Ten seconds, everyone.
00:24:32.477 --> 00:24:33.576
- Ten seconds.
- Okay. Um...
00:24:34.877 --> 00:24:36.345
You look nervous. Don't be.
Follow my lead.
00:24:36.347 --> 00:24:37.778
- I'll take care of you.
- And we're on in five...
00:24:37.780 --> 00:24:40.848
- All right.
- ...four, three, two...
00:24:40.850 --> 00:24:43.485
We have a special treat
for you, Los Angeles.
00:24:43.487 --> 00:24:44.653
And it's a treat for me, too.
00:24:44.655 --> 00:24:45.954
I love this guy.
00:24:45.956 --> 00:24:47.788
Joining us in the studio today
00:24:47.790 --> 00:24:50.325
is former LA Ram
Jimmy Johnston.
00:24:50.327 --> 00:24:52.127
- Welcome, Jimmy. How are you?
- Hey.
00:24:52.129 --> 00:24:53.630
It's so good
to have you here today.
00:24:53.632 --> 00:24:55.464
Thank you for having me.
Big fan.
00:24:55.466 --> 00:24:56.832
Let's start with your injury.
00:24:56.834 --> 00:24:58.634
Wow. Okay.
Well, right for the jugular.
00:24:58.636 --> 00:25:00.335
Digging deep. Okay.
00:25:00.337 --> 00:25:01.969
You tore your ACL
in what turned out to be
00:25:01.971 --> 00:25:03.804
your final game in the NFL.
00:25:03.806 --> 00:25:05.607
I have to say,
you look terrific now.
00:25:05.609 --> 00:25:07.808
Wait. Wait a second.
Wait a second.
00:25:07.810 --> 00:25:09.113
You think I look terrific?
00:25:10.047 --> 00:25:12.813
Or do your cards tell you
to say that...
00:25:12.815 --> 00:25:13.882
- Let me see your...
- Oh, uh.
00:25:13.884 --> 00:25:15.917
Please don't touch my cards.
00:25:15.919 --> 00:25:18.120
No offense, but maybe,
maybe you put the cards down
00:25:18.122 --> 00:25:20.122
and then you and I, we'll
just talk. You know, right?
00:25:20.124 --> 00:25:21.758
Like, have a conversation
like real people.
00:25:21.760 --> 00:25:23.592
All right? All right?
00:25:23.594 --> 00:25:25.059
- Right?
- I'm sorry. I...
00:25:25.061 --> 00:25:26.963
You're trying to tell me
how to do my job?
00:25:27.698 --> 00:25:28.796
I'm telling you
that I feel like
00:25:28.798 --> 00:25:29.897
you can loosen up
a little bit.
00:25:29.899 --> 00:25:31.500
I am plenty loose.
00:25:34.004 --> 00:25:36.938
Uh, what if I told you
how to athlete?
00:25:36.940 --> 00:25:38.640
How to... how to athlete?
00:25:38.642 --> 00:25:39.941
Mm-hmm.
00:25:39.943 --> 00:25:41.644
You wouldn't feel good
about that. Would you?
00:25:41.646 --> 00:25:42.811
I think I'd be open to that.
00:25:42.813 --> 00:25:44.781
- You look pretty athletic.
- I am.
00:25:44.783 --> 00:25:47.014
- You ever play sports?
- I was on the drill team.
00:25:47.016 --> 00:25:48.383
- Drill team?
- Yes.
00:25:48.385 --> 00:25:49.618
Not a sport. Okay.
00:25:49.620 --> 00:25:51.018
The drill team
is for people
00:25:51.020 --> 00:25:52.387
who tried out for the
cheerleading squad,
00:25:52.389 --> 00:25:53.789
did not make it.
00:25:53.791 --> 00:25:55.123
Yeah, and to all the girls out
there who are on the drill te...
00:25:55.125 --> 00:25:56.824
Who would have
rather been cheerleaders
00:25:56.826 --> 00:25:58.926
but settled for twirling flags.
00:25:58.928 --> 00:26:01.096
Flags are completely different.
00:26:01.098 --> 00:26:03.432
To all the kids out there
who are on the flags team now...
00:26:03.434 --> 00:26:05.768
- Still not a sport.
- Yes, it is, it's...
00:26:05.770 --> 00:26:07.336
You don't know
what you're talking about.
00:26:07.338 --> 00:26:09.071
You've been on the air
for, like, five minutes
00:26:09.073 --> 00:26:11.238
and you're besmirching
both the flags team
00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:13.742
and the drills team
like a typical jock asshole.
00:26:14.645 --> 00:26:16.112
Ooh, don't say that.
00:26:18.582 --> 00:26:19.847
Speaking of the weather,
00:26:19.849 --> 00:26:20.981
we will be right back
00:26:20.983 --> 00:26:22.986
with Alexa's weekend forecast.
00:26:24.355 --> 00:26:25.289
Are we...
00:26:26.223 --> 00:26:27.157
Should... Now?
00:26:28.392 --> 00:26:29.759
Great. Hey. Alexa...
00:26:29.761 --> 00:26:31.828
That was fun. I don't think
you're supposed to say asshole.
00:26:31.830 --> 00:26:34.062
- But that was fun.
- And we're out.
00:26:34.064 --> 00:26:36.197
Can I get that water?
00:26:36.199 --> 00:26:37.601
Um...
00:26:42.972 --> 00:26:46.876
Hey, I hope you like
smiley faces and pancakes.
00:26:47.711 --> 00:26:50.247
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
00:26:55.552 --> 00:26:57.555
Is it good?
00:27:06.129 --> 00:27:09.431
Yup. Okay. You, uh,
you enjoy your pancakes.
00:27:28.452 --> 00:27:30.852
♪ Yo I'll tell you what I want
what I really really want ♪
00:27:30.854 --> 00:27:33.155
♪ So tell me what you want
what you really really want ♪
00:27:33.157 --> 00:27:35.390
♪ I'll tell you what I want
what I really really want ♪
00:27:35.392 --> 00:27:37.626
♪ So tell me what you want
what you really really want ♪
00:27:37.628 --> 00:27:38.960
♪ I wanna I wanna I wanna
00:27:38.962 --> 00:27:41.430
Breakfast dance party.
00:27:41.432 --> 00:27:42.732
What?
00:27:42.734 --> 00:27:44.535
Breakfast. Dancing.
00:27:45.269 --> 00:27:47.602
Hey, Grace, do you know
where my charger is?
00:27:47.604 --> 00:27:48.639
We're havin' a dance party.
00:27:49.773 --> 00:27:51.138
We're havin' a dance party.
00:27:51.140 --> 00:27:53.343
- At breakfast?
- Yes.
00:27:54.076 --> 00:27:55.644
That's crazy!
00:27:55.646 --> 00:27:57.044
What kind of family is this?
00:27:57.046 --> 00:27:58.547
Whoo! Tell me what you want.
00:27:58.549 --> 00:27:59.915
What do you want, Daddy?
00:27:59.917 --> 00:28:02.317
♪ I'll tell you what I want
what I really really want ♪
00:28:02.319 --> 00:28:05.620
Go, Daddy. Go, Daddy. Go, Daddy.
00:28:05.622 --> 00:28:07.191
May I be excused?
00:28:08.125 --> 00:28:09.694
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
00:28:10.426 --> 00:28:12.293
♪ You gotta get
with my friends ♪
00:28:12.295 --> 00:28:14.096
I can remember this
from the wedding.
00:28:14.832 --> 00:28:17.231
♪ Friendship never ends
00:28:17.233 --> 00:28:19.503
What are you doing?
I just got my groove going.
00:28:20.237 --> 00:28:22.404
What is wrong with us?
00:28:22.406 --> 00:28:24.072
Nothing.
Nothing's wrong with us.
00:28:24.074 --> 00:28:26.608
- No, we're being hilarious.
- I know.
00:28:35.451 --> 00:28:37.220
Hm. Stop it.
00:28:41.057 --> 00:28:42.958
No. Stop it.
00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:45.227
They're not here
so do what you want to.
00:28:45.229 --> 00:28:48.096
Ah, you're being mean to me now.
Now you're being mean to me.
00:28:48.098 --> 00:28:49.331
And I am letting you stay
in my house.
00:28:49.333 --> 00:28:50.799
You have to get away from me.
00:29:04.548 --> 00:29:05.682
Get off of me.
00:29:06.950 --> 00:29:09.486
Okay. Okay.
00:29:14.491 --> 00:29:15.726
It's too early.
00:29:17.027 --> 00:29:19.196
Just go in the corner.
You have my blessing.
00:29:20.664 --> 00:29:21.799
Okay, okay.
00:29:23.600 --> 00:29:24.635
Come on, man.
00:29:26.102 --> 00:29:27.869
Charlie, it's all the same.
00:29:27.871 --> 00:29:32.807
Every spot that you've sniffed
on this entire walk is the same.
00:29:32.809 --> 00:29:36.113
Just pick one
and then pee in it.
00:30:06.978 --> 00:30:10.046
Ugh, what?
What is it now, pizza boy?
00:30:10.048 --> 00:30:12.146
My name's Tyler. I...
00:30:12.148 --> 00:30:13.684
I just came to see
how you were feeling.
00:30:15.184 --> 00:30:17.854
Fine. Uh, totally fine.
00:30:19.121 --> 00:30:20.390
And Mabel?
00:30:22.826 --> 00:30:23.760
I wish I knew.
00:30:25.295 --> 00:30:26.928
I'm really sorry.
00:30:26.930 --> 00:30:28.263
I ought to call
that pizza place
00:30:28.265 --> 00:30:30.298
and tell 'em
not to hire twelve-year-olds.
00:30:30.300 --> 00:30:33.869
I was born in 2002, okay.
I'm 16 now.
00:30:33.871 --> 00:30:35.471
I said I was sorry.
00:30:37.808 --> 00:30:40.242
Okay. Why are you here?
00:30:42.144 --> 00:30:43.780
I wanna help you
find your dog.
00:30:58.194 --> 00:30:59.426
- Hi.
- Hi.
00:30:59.428 --> 00:31:01.563
- Um, Tara, right?
- Yeah.
00:31:01.565 --> 00:31:04.532
Uh, Dr. Mike said that
you might be stopping by.
00:31:04.534 --> 00:31:06.133
I'm Garrett,
from the coffee shop.
00:31:06.135 --> 00:31:08.269
- Yeah, Garrett, of course.
- Yeah. The usual?
00:31:08.271 --> 00:31:09.804
Oh, you get something
different every time.
00:31:09.806 --> 00:31:11.306
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
00:31:11.308 --> 00:31:12.941
Are you a volunteer?
00:31:12.943 --> 00:31:14.609
Oh, well, I'm a little bit more
than a volunteer.
00:31:14.611 --> 00:31:16.678
- I sort of run New Tricks. Um...
- Oh.
00:31:16.680 --> 00:31:18.413
I'm the director. So...
00:31:18.415 --> 00:31:19.949
Now I feel like
I'm just being braggy.
00:31:19.951 --> 00:31:21.416
No, no, it's awesome.
00:31:21.418 --> 00:31:23.885
Thanks. Yeah, well, we try
and keep it nice for these guys.
00:31:23.887 --> 00:31:26.255
You know, some of them end up
staying for a long time.
00:31:27.256 --> 00:31:28.857
Do you wanna see Gertrude?
00:31:28.859 --> 00:31:30.025
Gertrude?
00:31:30.027 --> 00:31:32.027
- Gertrude!
- Hi, girl!
00:31:32.029 --> 00:31:34.629
Hi, girl. You look amazing!
00:31:34.631 --> 00:31:36.931
- Why Gertrude?
- After Gertrude Stein.
00:31:36.933 --> 00:31:37.932
- Oh.
- Yeah.
00:31:37.934 --> 00:31:39.300
I love Gertrude Stein.
00:31:39.302 --> 00:31:40.869
Yeah, no, I know,
I-I always see you reading her
00:31:40.871 --> 00:31:42.205
at the coffee shop.
00:31:44.508 --> 00:31:46.708
Anyway, um,
let's break her out of there.
00:31:47.744 --> 00:31:49.811
Oh, hi.
00:31:49.813 --> 00:31:51.713
What happens
if she doesn't get adopted?
00:31:51.715 --> 00:31:54.051
Oh, no, no. We'll... we'll
keep her here till she does.
00:31:54.818 --> 00:31:57.052
- Now she's a really good girl.
- Hey.
00:31:57.054 --> 00:31:59.087
She just needs a little love.
00:31:59.089 --> 00:32:00.055
That's my girl.
00:32:01.258 --> 00:32:04.426
♪ Happy birthday to you
00:32:04.428 --> 00:32:08.563
♪ Happy birthday dear Sammy
00:32:08.565 --> 00:32:12.232
♪ Happy birthday to you
00:32:17.373 --> 00:32:20.274
- Do you think I'm ridiculous?
- In what context?
00:32:20.276 --> 00:32:22.209
Throwing a party for my dog?
00:32:22.211 --> 00:32:24.579
No. I went to a doggie wedding
last weekend.
00:32:24.581 --> 00:32:27.749
And it was, like,
surprisingly emotional.
00:32:29.053 --> 00:32:31.954
I would say that bouncy house
is a little over the top.
00:32:33.958 --> 00:32:35.289
Sam's just been so down.
00:32:35.291 --> 00:32:37.659
I thought this party
would cheer him up.
00:32:37.661 --> 00:32:39.661
I mean, he looks
pretty happy right now.
00:32:41.732 --> 00:32:43.265
Whose dog is that?
00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:46.334
Hi. Look at this.
00:32:46.336 --> 00:32:48.770
Oh, whose dog are you?
00:32:48.772 --> 00:32:50.172
Brandy.
00:32:51.408 --> 00:32:53.175
- It's Jimmy.
- Oh, no.
00:32:53.177 --> 00:32:55.744
Hey.
What are you doing here?
00:32:55.746 --> 00:32:56.778
Hi.
00:32:56.780 --> 00:32:57.947
- Hi.
- Jimmy.
00:32:57.949 --> 00:32:59.013
- Hi, Jimmy.
- There she is.
00:32:59.015 --> 00:33:00.614
It's Amy. Hi.
00:33:00.616 --> 00:33:03.283
I don't know if you remember me.
I did your make-up last week.
00:33:03.285 --> 00:33:06.388
Not that you need it.
Such a good face and body.
00:33:07.323 --> 00:33:10.125
- Thank you. Uh, Elizabeth.
- Jimmy.
00:33:10.127 --> 00:33:11.192
Almost don't recognize you
00:33:11.194 --> 00:33:12.460
without steam coming
out your ears.
00:33:12.462 --> 00:33:14.696
- Very funny.
- No cards in your hand.
00:33:14.698 --> 00:33:15.730
Who's this?
00:33:15.732 --> 00:33:18.433
It's my main squeeze Brandy
right here.
00:33:18.435 --> 00:33:19.902
Go ahead, Brand.
00:33:19.904 --> 00:33:21.170
- Oh.
- Ah.
00:33:21.172 --> 00:33:22.369
- Oh, my.
- She's getting up there,
00:33:22.371 --> 00:33:23.470
but she's still got it.
00:33:23.472 --> 00:33:24.873
Look at them.
00:33:24.875 --> 00:33:26.775
This is unbelievable.
00:33:27.677 --> 00:33:28.943
You never seen dogs
play before?
00:33:28.945 --> 00:33:30.612
Of course
I have. It's just that
00:33:30.614 --> 00:33:33.248
Sam's been so depressed lately,
and look at him now.
00:33:33.250 --> 00:33:35.416
Hm. Hey, what's wrong
with you, girl?
00:33:35.418 --> 00:33:37.085
He bothering you?
00:33:37.087 --> 00:33:39.754
Ugh, guys are just
the worst.
00:33:39.756 --> 00:33:42.692
Finally something we agree on.
00:33:45.295 --> 00:33:47.097
Did you always know
you wanted to do this?
00:33:47.931 --> 00:33:50.999
Well, uh, my parents
fought a lot when I was a kid.
00:33:51.001 --> 00:33:53.601
And, uh, my dog's the one
who really got me through it.
00:33:53.603 --> 00:33:56.204
So I saved up
and three years ago,
00:33:56.206 --> 00:33:58.708
I had enough to, uh,
to open this place.
00:33:59.476 --> 00:34:01.509
Man, I wish my work mattered.
00:34:01.511 --> 00:34:02.977
Your work does matter.
00:34:02.979 --> 00:34:05.814
I sell people an over-priced,
legally addictive substance.
00:34:05.816 --> 00:34:08.884
Or you brighten up
people's mornings.
00:34:08.886 --> 00:34:09.854
Your work matters.
00:34:10.787 --> 00:34:11.953
Thanks.
00:34:11.955 --> 00:34:13.320
- ...for stopping by, you know.
- Yeah. Of course.
00:34:13.322 --> 00:34:15.223
I hope you had
a good time and...
00:34:15.225 --> 00:34:16.257
- I was gonna ask.
- Yeah.
00:34:16.259 --> 00:34:18.059
Would it be possible to, like,
00:34:18.061 --> 00:34:19.093
um, volunteer...
00:34:19.095 --> 00:34:20.762
Yes.
00:34:20.764 --> 00:34:22.597
Yes. Um...
00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:23.965
Yeah.
00:34:23.967 --> 00:34:25.267
- Yeah?
- Yes.
00:34:25.269 --> 00:34:27.035
But if you want to,
and-and there's no pressure.
00:34:27.037 --> 00:34:29.637
Um, but we're just glad
to have volunteers whenever,
00:34:29.639 --> 00:34:31.173
you know, especially
when they're you.
00:34:31.175 --> 00:34:33.374
- I am so excited.
- I'm so excited.
00:34:33.376 --> 00:34:34.876
And I just can't hide it.
00:34:34.878 --> 00:34:37.411
I'm about to lose control,
and I think I like it.
00:34:37.413 --> 00:34:38.847
- Okay. Great.
- Okay.
00:34:38.849 --> 00:34:40.849
- Well, bye, Gertrude.
- Say bye.
00:34:40.851 --> 00:34:42.217
- I'll see you soon.
- Okay, but...
00:34:42.219 --> 00:34:43.685
You can leave
your number if you want.
00:34:43.687 --> 00:34:45.854
- I'm sorry, what?
- Do you wanna leave your number?
00:34:45.856 --> 00:34:46.754
- Oh.
- Just in case.
00:34:46.756 --> 00:34:48.656
- Um... just stop by.
- Um...
00:34:48.658 --> 00:34:49.657
- Okay, great.
- Okay.
00:34:49.659 --> 00:34:50.892
I hope to see you soon.
00:34:50.894 --> 00:34:51.995
And, just, um...
00:34:53.064 --> 00:34:55.866
make sure that y-y-you
take care of yourself
00:34:56.600 --> 00:34:59.834
and, um, if you need, uh,
if you need anything,
00:34:59.836 --> 00:35:01.970
I'm here.
This is where I work.
00:35:01.972 --> 00:35:04.239
- I know your spot. Okay.
- Okay. Cool, cool.
00:35:04.241 --> 00:35:05.809
- Bye.
- Gee, um...
00:35:09.212 --> 00:35:10.445
- I lost it. It was there.
- Lost it?
00:35:10.447 --> 00:35:11.880
- And then it went. So...
- It's okay.
00:35:11.882 --> 00:35:12.947
Okay.
00:35:12.949 --> 00:35:14.918
Bye, Gertrude. Bye.
00:35:15.952 --> 00:35:19.420
On a scale of one to ten,
just how... how bad was that?
00:35:20.857 --> 00:35:22.190
Ten?
00:35:22.192 --> 00:35:23.559
Gertrude, it wasn't that bad.
00:35:24.426 --> 00:35:26.861
Hey, everybody, we
are looking at gorgeous weather
00:35:26.863 --> 00:35:29.529
coming up just in time
for July 4th.
00:35:29.531 --> 00:35:31.799
Really nice for a walk
out in the park
00:35:31.801 --> 00:35:34.669
if you live near a park.
I certainly don't.
00:35:34.671 --> 00:35:37.705
I live in a large
21-unit concrete building.
00:35:37.707 --> 00:35:39.341
Sometimes
I think to myself,
00:35:39.343 --> 00:35:40.942
"Wouldn't it be nice
to have a yard?"
00:35:40.944 --> 00:35:41.876
It sure would.
00:35:41.878 --> 00:35:44.646
Especially during
barbecue season.
00:35:44.648 --> 00:35:46.813
I sure wish
I had a barbecue to go to.
00:35:46.815 --> 00:35:51.085
Turns out, Independence Day
is truly a day of being alone.
00:35:51.087 --> 00:35:54.289
Anyway, you can see
that the coastal region...
00:35:56.893 --> 00:35:59.060
Look, it doesn't come from me,
it comes from upstairs,
00:35:59.062 --> 00:36:00.228
but I can't say I disagree.
00:36:00.230 --> 00:36:01.663
A co-host?
00:36:01.665 --> 00:36:04.233
Why would you hire me a co-host?
I-I'm a lone wolf.
00:36:04.235 --> 00:36:05.833
Okay, look, you are a pro.
00:36:05.835 --> 00:36:08.137
It's just that sometimes
you can be a little uptight.
00:36:08.139 --> 00:36:09.704
I am not uptight.
00:36:09.706 --> 00:36:11.105
Look, I would never ask
00:36:11.107 --> 00:36:12.941
for an employee to show up
a little drunk.
00:36:12.943 --> 00:36:15.475
But sometimes I do get the urge
to ask you to do that.
00:36:15.477 --> 00:36:16.978
Fine. Then get me a bottle.
00:36:16.980 --> 00:36:18.880
Can somebody get me
a bottle of schnapps?
00:36:18.882 --> 00:36:20.915
Nobody wants schnapps!
She's kidding.
00:36:20.917 --> 00:36:22.917
- I'll get drunk right now.
- Listen.
00:36:22.919 --> 00:36:25.853
I know that you are trying
to be more loose.
00:36:25.855 --> 00:36:27.488
I mean, the other morning,
during that interview,
00:36:27.490 --> 00:36:28.823
it's the loosest
I've ever seen you.
00:36:28.825 --> 00:36:30.925
- It was amazing.
- Thank you.
00:36:30.927 --> 00:36:33.195
- Wait. Which interview?
- Whoo!
00:36:33.197 --> 00:36:35.595
Wake up, LA.
00:36:35.597 --> 00:36:37.398
- No.
- Just came to say good morning.
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:38.598
- Good morning.
- Jimmy.
00:36:38.600 --> 00:36:40.335
Look at this.
The whole team is here.
00:36:40.337 --> 00:36:41.970
Myra, put your hands up.
00:36:41.972 --> 00:36:42.904
All right.
00:36:42.906 --> 00:36:43.974
I'm sorry.
00:36:44.975 --> 00:36:47.141
Oh. She didn't know.
00:36:47.143 --> 00:36:48.876
Our interview was a disaster.
00:36:48.878 --> 00:36:50.878
Yes, a disaster that got
more hits than anything
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:52.680
from any of your shows
that we have ever posted.
00:36:52.682 --> 00:36:54.383
See, that's the problem.
00:36:54.385 --> 00:36:56.251
Nobody cares about
serious journalism anymore.
00:36:56.253 --> 00:36:57.884
Serious... Is that what this is?
Serious journalism?
00:36:57.886 --> 00:36:59.619
This tackle dummy
doesn't know anything
00:36:59.621 --> 00:37:01.122
about hosting
a morning news show.
00:37:01.124 --> 00:37:03.091
Whoa! "Tackle dummy?"
Now... now we're name-calling?
00:37:03.093 --> 00:37:04.558
Look, first of all,
save that for the show.
00:37:04.560 --> 00:37:06.493
The audience loves
you two together.
00:37:06.495 --> 00:37:08.396
They really do,
so you are going to have
00:37:08.398 --> 00:37:09.897
to make it work.
00:37:09.899 --> 00:37:12.202
Very good. Thank you. Goodbye.
00:37:15.972 --> 00:37:18.106
- Is she... is she gonna look up?
- No.
00:37:18.108 --> 00:37:20.211
Once her eyes go down,
they don't come back up.
00:37:25.647 --> 00:37:27.348
I mean, that's impressive.
00:37:31.621 --> 00:37:32.756
What is that?
00:37:36.359 --> 00:37:39.660
Oh! Oh! God! Charlie.
00:37:49.772 --> 00:37:52.541
Just pee anywhere!
00:37:53.510 --> 00:37:54.842
Come on, you're only there
00:37:54.844 --> 00:37:56.778
to get more face-time
with hot vet.
00:37:56.780 --> 00:37:59.047
Not true. He's barely here.
00:37:59.049 --> 00:38:02.216
And when he is here, he's
checking out the dogs, not me.
00:38:02.218 --> 00:38:03.851
Anyway, what are you up to?
00:38:03.853 --> 00:38:05.019
I'm with a client.
00:38:05.021 --> 00:38:06.488
You should see
his owner's house.
00:38:06.490 --> 00:38:08.022
This place is bananas.
00:38:08.024 --> 00:38:10.525
I can't believe
people would just let you
00:38:10.527 --> 00:38:12.060
into their house like that.
00:38:12.062 --> 00:38:14.195
Walking someone's dog
is a very intimate thing.
00:38:14.197 --> 00:38:15.797
We create a special bond.
00:38:15.799 --> 00:38:17.631
Like, the owner
of the house I'm at,
00:38:17.633 --> 00:38:19.801
he is my soulmate.
00:38:19.803 --> 00:38:22.170
We have the same taste
in movies,
00:38:22.172 --> 00:38:24.540
TV shows, bath products.
00:38:24.542 --> 00:38:27.509
Okay, just as long
as you're not being creepy.
00:38:27.511 --> 00:38:28.745
I'm not.
00:38:29.579 --> 00:38:30.945
Twelve minutes
to show, everyone.
00:38:30.947 --> 00:38:32.448
He is kind of cute, though.
00:38:32.450 --> 00:38:34.449
- Who?
- Jimmy.
00:38:34.451 --> 00:38:37.351
I like his shoulders...
and his legs...
00:38:37.353 --> 00:38:38.553
and his face and his neck.
00:38:38.555 --> 00:38:39.887
- You're into necks?
- Oh, yeah.
00:38:39.889 --> 00:38:42.723
I love necks, they're like
the abs of the head.
00:38:42.725 --> 00:38:45.493
- Ooh, good morning, Amy.
- Good morning, Jimmy.
00:38:45.495 --> 00:38:46.828
You gotta make sure
I look awake, okay?
00:38:46.830 --> 00:38:48.965
- I'll be your cup of coffee.
- Uh-oh.
00:38:50.133 --> 00:38:51.400
Good morning, Liz.
00:38:51.402 --> 00:38:52.902
Jimmy.
00:38:55.105 --> 00:38:57.739
You know, I had no idea that you
weren't consulted, by the way.
00:38:58.907 --> 00:39:01.777
So... maybe a fresh start?
00:39:02.545 --> 00:39:03.847
Fresh.
00:39:05.115 --> 00:39:07.415
Sorry, I'm very into
this conversation.
00:39:07.417 --> 00:39:08.384
Yeah.
00:39:10.019 --> 00:39:10.954
Fine.
00:39:11.955 --> 00:39:12.954
Fresh.
00:39:12.956 --> 00:39:14.722
Oh, by the way,
I meant tell you that,
00:39:14.724 --> 00:39:19.261
uh, Brandy has been talking
non-stop about Sam.
00:39:19.263 --> 00:39:21.096
- Yeah, it's cra-craziest thing.
- Oh, really?
00:39:21.098 --> 00:39:22.796
Didn't even know
she could talk. Yeah.
00:39:22.798 --> 00:39:25.133
So I figured we should probably
get them back together.
00:39:25.135 --> 00:39:26.766
Uh, maybe, uh...
00:39:26.768 --> 00:39:28.238
maybe Saturday.
00:39:29.606 --> 00:39:31.873
I don't, uh...
I don't think that...
00:39:31.875 --> 00:39:32.807
Ow!
00:39:32.809 --> 00:39:34.244
You had a big piece of lint.
00:39:35.078 --> 00:39:36.512
What are you doing?
00:39:36.514 --> 00:39:38.181
The lint is being stupid.
00:39:42.419 --> 00:39:43.519
I think Sam would enjoy that.
00:39:43.521 --> 00:39:44.785
- Yeah?
- Mm.
00:39:44.787 --> 00:39:46.521
Well, then, it is a date.
00:39:46.523 --> 00:39:48.788
- It's a dog date.
- It's a dog date.
00:39:58.935 --> 00:40:00.403
Do you think she's having fun?
00:40:01.438 --> 00:40:05.008
I don't know, it's hard to tell.
She's got a good poker face.
00:40:09.113 --> 00:40:10.911
I think we should just
grab some of these kids
00:40:10.913 --> 00:40:12.315
and bring them over
to play with her.
00:40:13.583 --> 00:40:15.316
I don't think
we should grab any kids.
00:40:15.318 --> 00:40:18.687
Not grab, like, lure.
With candy or something.
00:40:19.622 --> 00:40:21.389
Does that...
does that sound creepy?
00:40:21.391 --> 00:40:22.890
Yeah, it sounds super creepy.
00:40:22.892 --> 00:40:25.059
It sounds criminal, sounds
you're talking like a criminal.
00:40:25.061 --> 00:40:26.928
I-I just want her
to be happy.
00:40:26.930 --> 00:40:29.433
Well, me, too.
She will. She will.
00:40:33.769 --> 00:40:35.003
My God, where did she go?
00:40:35.737 --> 00:40:38.039
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Honey.
- She's okay.
00:40:38.041 --> 00:40:39.607
It's okay, it's okay.
Don't panic.
00:40:39.609 --> 00:40:42.109
- She was right here.
- Amelia! Amelia!
00:40:42.111 --> 00:40:43.411
Did you guys see
a-a-a little girl?
00:40:43.413 --> 00:40:45.046
- She was, like, playing ou...
- No. I'm sorry.
00:40:45.048 --> 00:40:47.515
Have you seen a little girl?
She has, uh, brown hair?
00:40:49.152 --> 00:40:50.086
Amelia!
00:40:51.721 --> 00:40:53.322
- Amelia!
- Amelia!
00:40:53.324 --> 00:40:54.121
Amelia, where are you?
00:40:54.123 --> 00:40:55.856
- I love you.
- Uh, Grace.
00:40:55.858 --> 00:40:57.359
- What?
- I love you...
00:40:58.528 --> 00:41:01.464
Oh. A doggie?
00:41:02.398 --> 00:41:05.566
Oh! Well, let me see you.
00:41:05.568 --> 00:41:08.336
Hi, are you lost, pumpkin?
00:41:08.338 --> 00:41:11.272
Hi. Hi.
00:41:11.274 --> 00:41:12.742
Hi, pumpkin.
00:41:16.714 --> 00:41:18.413
Can we keep her?
00:41:18.415 --> 00:41:19.350
Oh.
00:41:20.284 --> 00:41:23.016
- Uh, oh.
- Oh. Uh...
00:41:23.018 --> 00:41:25.686
First, we plaster this
bad boy all around the city.
00:41:25.688 --> 00:41:27.856
Then we take it
to shelters and rescues.
00:41:29.158 --> 00:41:30.360
Come on. Hop on.
00:41:33.329 --> 00:41:34.897
Are you out of your mind?
00:41:35.965 --> 00:41:38.299
Oh, look.
You got a baby Transformer.
00:41:38.301 --> 00:41:39.369
Wise guy.
00:41:40.404 --> 00:41:42.136
Slow down.
00:41:42.138 --> 00:41:43.605
I don't wanna get arrested
for letting
00:41:43.607 --> 00:41:45.307
a toddler drive my car.
00:41:45.309 --> 00:41:46.607
I have my learner's permit.
00:41:46.609 --> 00:41:47.943
This is totally legal.
00:41:48.711 --> 00:41:50.044
So where do you want me
to put these?
00:41:50.046 --> 00:41:52.148
Oh, just in my backpack.
That'd be great.
00:41:52.882 --> 00:41:55.349
Oh, pizza boy reads.
00:41:55.351 --> 00:41:57.719
I take it this is
assigned reading.
00:41:57.721 --> 00:41:59.453
Yeah, yeah,
for summer school.
00:41:59.455 --> 00:42:02.423
"A man who has gone
through bitter experiences
00:42:02.425 --> 00:42:03.759
"and travels far,
00:42:03.761 --> 00:42:06.428
enjoys even his sufferings
after a time."
00:42:07.631 --> 00:42:08.931
Definitely suffering
through that book.
00:42:09.666 --> 00:42:11.064
My teacher,
Mr. Chapman, suggested
00:42:11.066 --> 00:42:12.667
that I should get,
uh, some tutoring,
00:42:12.669 --> 00:42:14.602
but my mom says
00:42:14.604 --> 00:42:15.904
we don't have the money.
00:42:17.206 --> 00:42:20.243
For many years, I was
an English professor at UCLA.
00:42:20.977 --> 00:42:22.778
That's where I met my wife.
00:42:22.780 --> 00:42:24.011
Oh, cool.
00:42:24.013 --> 00:42:26.249
- Uh, she still teach there or...
- No.
00:42:26.983 --> 00:42:29.384
She passed two years ago
this November.
00:42:29.386 --> 00:42:31.819
Oh. I'm so sorry.
00:42:31.821 --> 00:42:33.688
This was her car, you know.
00:42:33.690 --> 00:42:35.922
Ah! Of course.
00:42:35.924 --> 00:42:38.261
I didn't think you really
picked this bad boy out.
00:42:39.128 --> 00:42:42.065
She was a great teacher.
Taught me a lot.
00:42:46.737 --> 00:42:48.938
My dad died when I was 12.
So...
00:42:49.939 --> 00:42:51.207
I totally get it.
00:42:52.342 --> 00:42:55.510
There's a lot of times I wish
he was still here, you know.
00:42:55.512 --> 00:42:56.580
Give me advice and stuff.
00:42:57.314 --> 00:42:59.747
Maybe, uh, I'd ask him
how to suggest to someone
00:42:59.749 --> 00:43:01.150
that they should get a new car.
00:43:02.017 --> 00:43:03.386
Maybe one
that's not yellow.
00:43:04.120 --> 00:43:07.054
And I might ask him if he
taught his son to be a wise guy
00:43:07.056 --> 00:43:08.656
or does it just
come naturally.
00:43:14.330 --> 00:43:16.165
I could help you
with your studies.
00:43:17.033 --> 00:43:19.133
Yeah, yeah, that'd be...
that'd be amazing,
00:43:19.135 --> 00:43:23.036
but, uh, I don't have
the money to do that.
00:43:23.038 --> 00:43:25.040
No, I'm not askin'
for your cash.
00:43:26.209 --> 00:43:27.708
Perhaps, if you come
a little early,
00:43:27.710 --> 00:43:29.944
before we go look for Mabel,
00:43:29.946 --> 00:43:32.982
we'll see if we can help you
get it a little more.
00:43:33.716 --> 00:43:35.883
- You sure?
- Sure.
00:43:35.885 --> 00:43:37.053
Thank you.
00:43:38.154 --> 00:43:39.088
Yeah.
00:43:41.725 --> 00:43:42.923
Any luck?
00:43:42.925 --> 00:43:44.125
No. You?
00:43:44.127 --> 00:43:45.128
No.
00:43:48.831 --> 00:43:50.865
- Okay. Okay.
- Whoo!
00:43:50.867 --> 00:43:53.000
- We'll take her home tonight for safekeeping.
- Yay!
00:43:53.002 --> 00:43:54.502
Okay, we gotta look for...
00:43:54.504 --> 00:43:56.370
- This is just temporary.
- Yeah, I know. Temporary.
00:43:56.372 --> 00:43:59.507
- That's it. Good.
- Yeah, temp. T-E-M-P.
00:43:59.509 --> 00:44:01.909
Oh, honey,
she is really overweight.
00:44:01.911 --> 00:44:05.212
Yeah, there's a lot
of her to love. Mm-hmm.
00:44:05.214 --> 00:44:07.783
Maybe we can take her on walks?
00:44:07.785 --> 00:44:10.851
- Oh! That's a great idea.
- Yeah, that's a great idea.
00:44:10.853 --> 00:44:12.520
We can take her on a walk.
00:44:12.522 --> 00:44:14.190
Do you wanna be my roommate?
00:44:16.092 --> 00:44:17.593
What's your favorite animal?
00:44:18.961 --> 00:44:21.195
Lions? Yeah, maybe lions.
00:44:21.197 --> 00:44:24.098
My favorite is doggies,
of course.
00:44:24.100 --> 00:44:27.069
What's your second
favorite animal?
00:44:27.805 --> 00:44:29.270
Hm...
00:44:29.272 --> 00:44:31.773
I think you like zebras,
of course,
00:44:31.775 --> 00:44:33.176
'cause they're white and black.
00:44:33.910 --> 00:44:37.278
My third favorite,
um, let's see, bears.
00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:40.947
I love bears.
They're my favorite.
00:44:40.949 --> 00:44:43.317
But you're cuter than bears.
00:44:43.319 --> 00:44:45.555
Oh. We're gonna keep this dog.
00:44:46.956 --> 00:44:48.622
I know, I know,
I mean, after we try
00:44:48.624 --> 00:44:50.057
- to find the owners.
- Right.
00:44:50.059 --> 00:44:51.760
- Yeah.
- Right.
00:44:51.762 --> 00:44:53.329
You should be my best friend.
00:44:54.263 --> 00:44:55.231
And a fry.
00:44:55.965 --> 00:44:58.332
Yeah. Do you like IPAs?
00:44:58.334 --> 00:45:00.099
Me, either,
but if I don't order them,
00:45:00.101 --> 00:45:02.536
I feel like I'm not recycling
or something.
00:45:02.538 --> 00:45:05.072
This is kind of fun, huh,
eating fries, drinking beer?
00:45:08.511 --> 00:45:11.113
Don't tell my sister
I gave you people food, okay.
00:45:12.850 --> 00:45:15.251
Hey, Dax. How are your wings?
00:45:16.118 --> 00:45:17.588
Well, Kelli,
the wings were hot.
00:45:20.557 --> 00:45:22.055
Cool.
00:45:22.057 --> 00:45:24.460
Like, seriously hot,
burned my mouth.
00:45:26.896 --> 00:45:29.065
So why'd you name
your band Frunk?
00:45:30.566 --> 00:45:34.201
Well, because
it can mean anything.
00:45:34.203 --> 00:45:37.473
- Oh, dope.
- Yeah, dope.
00:45:41.377 --> 00:45:42.611
- Okay, um...
- Oh, hello.
00:45:42.613 --> 00:45:43.778
Charlie, Charlie.
00:45:43.780 --> 00:45:44.746
Hi, puppy.
00:45:44.748 --> 00:45:46.279
Charlie. Please.
00:45:46.281 --> 00:45:48.081
- So, so...
- That's okay.
00:45:48.083 --> 00:45:49.850
- So, so sorry.
- He's cute.
00:45:49.852 --> 00:45:52.853
I'm watching my sister's dog.
She's in the hospital.
00:45:52.855 --> 00:45:54.722
Well, that's so nice of you.
00:45:54.724 --> 00:45:56.492
Well, he's family.
00:45:59.729 --> 00:46:01.997
Oh, Charlie, Charlie. Sorry.
I'm so... No, no. I'm so sorry.
00:46:01.999 --> 00:46:03.297
- Off...
- It's all right.
00:46:03.299 --> 00:46:05.700
Down. Charlie, down.
Down. Yeah.
00:46:05.702 --> 00:46:08.537
He doesn't deal well with
other people getting attention.
00:46:08.539 --> 00:46:09.772
Charlie, come on, man.
00:46:16.712 --> 00:46:18.013
Where were we?
00:46:18.015 --> 00:46:20.147
- Oh, I don't remember.
- Hm.
00:46:20.149 --> 00:46:21.749
Charlie.
00:46:23.052 --> 00:46:24.652
Charlie, you're gonna
get me kicked out of here.
00:46:24.654 --> 00:46:28.291
I'm so sorry about the dog.
00:46:29.325 --> 00:46:32.694
Yeah, just feel like maybe
now is not the right time.
00:46:34.129 --> 00:46:36.797
Uh, we could...
we could go to your place.
00:46:36.799 --> 00:46:38.367
I live with my boyfriend.
00:46:39.735 --> 00:46:41.270
Oh.
00:46:44.007 --> 00:46:46.709
Sam is a completely
different dog around Brandy.
00:46:47.643 --> 00:46:50.477
- He's just so happy.
- You know what they say.
00:46:50.479 --> 00:46:52.546
Animals are a direct reflection
of their owners.
00:46:52.548 --> 00:46:54.883
Oh, yeah. You know
what? I can totally see it.
00:46:54.885 --> 00:46:57.183
Is Brandy desperate
to find a second career, too?
00:46:57.185 --> 00:46:59.520
Okay, well, let me ask you.
00:46:59.522 --> 00:47:01.889
When you get your hair done,
do you take a picture in of Sam
00:47:01.891 --> 00:47:03.122
and go, "Do this?"
00:47:03.124 --> 00:47:05.259
Yes, actually.
00:47:05.261 --> 00:47:07.963
- Do you?
- I am flattered that you noticed.
00:47:07.965 --> 00:47:10.264
Can you see it? Twins.
00:47:10.266 --> 00:47:12.633
My mind is blown. I can't...
I can't tell who's who.
00:47:14.236 --> 00:47:16.037
Uh, this is me
and Brandy's spot.
00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:17.841
- Isn't that right, girl?
- Good job, Eddie.
00:47:18.609 --> 00:47:20.775
- Honey, not so far out.
- Wow, so many kids out here.
00:47:20.777 --> 00:47:22.443
All my friends
are having kids right now.
00:47:22.445 --> 00:47:24.612
My whole family...
ask me all the time
00:47:24.614 --> 00:47:25.879
what the hold-up is.
00:47:25.881 --> 00:47:27.348
Yeah, what is the hold-up?
00:47:27.350 --> 00:47:29.249
- What's wrong with you?
- Well...
00:47:29.251 --> 00:47:30.618
- What's wrong with me?
- Mm.
00:47:30.620 --> 00:47:33.489
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
00:47:34.256 --> 00:47:35.591
Nothing is wrong with me.
00:47:36.525 --> 00:47:39.161
Just had
a cheating ex-boyfriend.
00:47:43.767 --> 00:47:44.901
I'm sorry.
00:47:46.201 --> 00:47:47.534
Thank you.
00:47:48.671 --> 00:47:50.539
But seriously,
what's wrong with you?
00:47:51.941 --> 00:47:53.309
Already? You see what...
00:47:54.176 --> 00:47:55.511
Playing ball.
00:47:56.947 --> 00:47:58.812
You know how it is.
00:47:58.814 --> 00:48:00.514
Never planted my feet.
00:48:00.516 --> 00:48:02.282
Guess you could say
the most significant woman
00:48:02.284 --> 00:48:04.420
in my life has been Brandy.
00:48:05.287 --> 00:48:09.288
But... little more settled now.
00:48:09.290 --> 00:48:11.192
So I think
I'll give it another try.
00:48:13.729 --> 00:48:16.298
It's hard to compete
with a lady like Brandy.
00:48:19.468 --> 00:48:22.169
This is still
just a dog date, right?
00:48:22.171 --> 00:48:25.608
Yes. Still just a dog date.
00:48:33.248 --> 00:48:34.750
Okay. Yeah.
00:48:35.618 --> 00:48:39.386
Charlie, I know there is a good
guy deep down there somewhere,
00:48:39.388 --> 00:48:42.391
but I can't say that I am
not excited to get my life back.
00:48:44.927 --> 00:48:47.028
Hey, there he is.
00:48:47.030 --> 00:48:48.662
- Oh, wow!
- Daddy.
00:48:48.664 --> 00:48:51.198
- Hey. I'm a dad.
- Hi. How are you?
00:48:51.200 --> 00:48:53.536
- I'm a dad...
- Yeah.
00:48:54.604 --> 00:48:57.370
- Are... are you okay?
- Yeah.
00:48:57.372 --> 00:48:59.973
I'm grea... I've never been
happier in my whole life.
00:48:59.975 --> 00:49:02.241
Okay, so let's get you
Purell, huh?
00:49:02.243 --> 00:49:05.212
- I'm two peoples' dad. Ha-ha.
- Oh.
00:49:05.214 --> 00:49:06.780
Just scary when you think
about it, but when you
00:49:06.782 --> 00:49:08.415
don't think about it,
well, it's just the same.
00:49:08.417 --> 00:49:09.984
It's just,
everything's the same. Sorry.
00:49:09.986 --> 00:49:11.218
Just gotta get you
super clean.
00:49:11.220 --> 00:49:13.021
So keep your voice
real, real super quiet.
00:49:13.023 --> 00:49:14.189
- Okay.
- Hospital clean.
00:49:14.191 --> 00:49:15.790
That's what she says.
Hospital clean.
00:49:15.792 --> 00:49:19.761
And, uh, don't say anything
about her ankles, okay.
00:49:19.763 --> 00:49:22.361
- Her ankles?
- Yeah, they're full of baby water.
00:49:22.363 --> 00:49:25.367
I guess it's normal,
but it looks disgusting.
00:49:27.470 --> 00:49:29.204
Let's get ready to be an uncle!
00:49:30.906 --> 00:49:33.108
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
00:49:33.110 --> 00:49:36.343
- Shh! Shh!
- Okay, I got it.
00:49:36.345 --> 00:49:38.913
What's wrong with you? Shh.
00:49:38.915 --> 00:49:41.683
I gotta tell you, I think
you guys' shushes are louder
00:49:41.685 --> 00:49:43.383
than the volume
of my voice right now.
00:49:47.123 --> 00:49:50.390
Oh, no. Let's keep looking.
00:49:50.392 --> 00:49:52.361
- Thank you.
- Oh, of course.
00:49:53.529 --> 00:49:55.397
- Thanks.
- Yeah, totally.
00:49:56.432 --> 00:49:58.332
Yeah, I'll let you know
if we get any more pugs in.
00:49:58.334 --> 00:49:59.900
- Okay, yeah. See you.
- Bye.
00:49:59.902 --> 00:50:02.302
Well, I-I-I know,
I understand.
00:50:02.304 --> 00:50:05.405
I just, I wanna do
as much as I can, I mean...
00:50:05.407 --> 00:50:08.475
Okay. All right, thank you.
00:50:08.477 --> 00:50:13.113
Thank you for nothing,
you terrible lawyer. I don't...
00:50:13.115 --> 00:50:14.416
- Hey.
- Hey.
00:50:15.184 --> 00:50:17.384
- You're there. Hi.
- I am.
00:50:17.386 --> 00:50:18.888
What's going on?
00:50:20.356 --> 00:50:23.325
Our landlord just sold
the building out from under us.
00:50:24.527 --> 00:50:26.662
- He can do that?
- He just did.
00:50:28.564 --> 00:50:31.701
Okay, so then,
we'll just find another place.
00:50:32.968 --> 00:50:34.637
That sounds great,
00:50:35.403 --> 00:50:37.504
but I don't have
any money to do that.
00:50:37.506 --> 00:50:40.442
I put every single cent
that I have into this place.
00:50:41.677 --> 00:50:44.279
Okay, so then,
we'll just raise it.
00:50:44.281 --> 00:50:46.446
I mean,
how about a fundraiser?
00:50:46.448 --> 00:50:48.950
Uh, we could get the food
and the drinks donated.
00:50:48.952 --> 00:50:52.386
Raffle off prizes,
make it a real event, you know.
00:50:52.388 --> 00:50:55.355
Oh, my God. I am totally
getting ahead of myself.
00:50:55.357 --> 00:50:57.558
You haven't even said
you want me to help out.
00:50:57.560 --> 00:50:59.593
I want you to help out.
Yes. Of course.
00:50:59.595 --> 00:51:01.395
- I want you to help out.
- Okay. Good.
00:51:01.397 --> 00:51:03.797
I am terrible
at throwing parties.
00:51:03.799 --> 00:51:07.334
My sixteenth birthday
was at Bed Bath & Beyond, so...
00:51:07.336 --> 00:51:09.469
- Wait, really?
- Uh, well, you know, it...
00:51:09.471 --> 00:51:11.805
It wasn't just
a Bed Bath & Beyond. I...
00:51:11.807 --> 00:51:13.540
We started
at Bed Bath & Beyond,
00:51:13.542 --> 00:51:14.976
and there was
sort of like a journey.
00:51:14.978 --> 00:51:16.044
You had your birthday party
00:51:16.046 --> 00:51:17.312
at Bed Bath & Beyond?
00:51:17.314 --> 00:51:18.612
Yeah, it was Bed Bath & Beyond,
00:51:18.614 --> 00:51:20.514
and beyond was a theme.
I was, I was...
00:51:20.516 --> 00:51:21.782
It was a phase
that I was going through
00:51:21.784 --> 00:51:23.584
where I just...
I thought it was super fun.
00:51:23.586 --> 00:51:25.319
It was actually,
it was actually a lot of fun.
00:51:25.321 --> 00:51:26.386
- No, no, it's great.
- You think it's weird?
00:51:26.388 --> 00:51:27.554
- It's great.
- Okay.
00:51:27.556 --> 00:51:29.223
We're gonna make
this happen, okay.
00:51:29.225 --> 00:51:31.358
- First we start with sponsors.
- Yes.
00:51:31.360 --> 00:51:34.928
Figure we could reach out to
dog-food companies, pet stores.
00:51:34.930 --> 00:51:36.797
And Bed Bath & Beyond.
We could try.
00:51:36.799 --> 00:51:38.398
We could try
for Bed Bath & Beyond.
00:51:38.400 --> 00:51:40.400
- I mean, we could even have media there.
- Yeah.
00:51:40.402 --> 00:51:42.502
Raise some public awareness
for New Tricks.
00:51:42.504 --> 00:51:44.772
Public awareness is
my favorite type of awareness.
00:51:44.774 --> 00:51:46.874
Well, lucky for you,
I'm pretty good at this.
00:51:46.876 --> 00:51:49.044
I actually know someone
at Channel 12.
00:51:50.946 --> 00:51:54.748
♪ On your long
00:52:04.227 --> 00:52:07.962
♪ You'll be shown
00:52:09.265 --> 00:52:10.566
I'm an uncle.
00:52:11.767 --> 00:52:13.068
Mm, yeah.
00:52:15.437 --> 00:52:17.104
Are they both Greg's?
00:52:17.106 --> 00:52:18.741
Of course, they're Greg's.
00:52:19.575 --> 00:52:21.242
'Cause neither of them
look like Greg.
00:52:21.244 --> 00:52:22.645
Oh, my God.
00:52:23.445 --> 00:52:24.613
They're Greg's.
00:52:25.481 --> 00:52:27.483
Did they both come out
at the same time?
00:52:29.319 --> 00:52:30.752
- What?
- I just always wondered
00:52:30.754 --> 00:52:32.488
if twins came out like...
00:52:34.857 --> 00:52:36.223
Or, like, it's...
00:52:36.225 --> 00:52:39.259
Stop doing this. Don't do that
to my face ever again.
00:52:40.529 --> 00:52:41.995
No problem.
00:52:49.172 --> 00:52:53.740
♪ You'll be shown
00:52:53.742 --> 00:52:54.677
Ruth?
00:53:06.356 --> 00:53:07.656
Greg?
00:53:08.691 --> 00:53:09.489
Greg?
00:53:12.661 --> 00:53:13.560
Ruthie?
00:53:13.562 --> 00:53:15.029
Oh! Oh, God. Sorry.
00:53:15.031 --> 00:53:16.730
Okay. Shh. No. Shh, shh.
00:53:16.732 --> 00:53:19.100
Charlie, go to bed.
Go to bed.
00:53:19.102 --> 00:53:20.534
Charlie. Uh...
00:53:21.502 --> 00:53:23.236
Um, okay, I think
00:53:23.238 --> 00:53:24.871
this guy wants his mom back.
00:53:24.873 --> 00:53:26.506
I'm holding this one.
I can't hold that one, too.
00:53:26.508 --> 00:53:27.774
I'm just gonna put it
on the table.
00:53:27.776 --> 00:53:28.976
No. What are you
talking about?
00:53:28.978 --> 00:53:30.345
- Set it down on the table.
- No, no, no.
00:53:30.347 --> 00:53:31.412
- What should I do with it?
- Help me.
00:53:31.414 --> 00:53:32.648
Please.
00:53:33.383 --> 00:53:34.581
- Greg?
- Greg.
00:53:34.583 --> 00:53:36.317
How can he
be sleeping through this?
00:53:36.319 --> 00:53:37.784
No, Charlie, no. Charlie.
00:53:37.786 --> 00:53:39.486
- Charlie. Greg, Charlie.
- Charlie.
00:53:39.488 --> 00:53:41.990
Charlie, get back!
Get back...
00:53:41.992 --> 00:53:43.391
- No!
- Charlie, no!
00:53:43.393 --> 00:53:44.726
- No!
- Greg!
00:53:44.728 --> 00:53:46.026
Please, all we're asking
is that you just watch him
00:53:46.028 --> 00:53:47.861
until we don't feel like
we're completely insane.
00:53:47.863 --> 00:53:49.096
Well, how long
is that gonna be?
00:53:49.098 --> 00:53:50.864
I don't know long
it's gonna be, okay.
00:53:50.866 --> 00:53:52.400
You can't give me
like a timeframe?
00:53:52.402 --> 00:53:54.003
If I gave you one,
I would be lying.
00:53:56.505 --> 00:53:57.604
I love you.
00:53:57.606 --> 00:53:59.207
Love you, too.
00:53:59.209 --> 00:54:01.042
Charlie, the dog.
00:54:01.044 --> 00:54:02.509
And you. Obviously, both.
00:54:02.511 --> 00:54:05.146
♪ In the summertime
when the weather is hot ♪
00:54:05.148 --> 00:54:08.349
♪ You can stretch right up
and touch the sky ♪
00:54:08.351 --> 00:54:09.750
♪ When the weather's fine
00:54:09.752 --> 00:54:12.352
♪ You got women
you got women on your mind ♪
00:54:12.354 --> 00:54:14.087
Oh. Oh, pedestrian.
00:54:14.089 --> 00:54:16.390
Are you serious?
He's like a 100 yards away.
00:54:16.392 --> 00:54:18.894
Well, good thing I said
something. That was close.
00:54:21.897 --> 00:54:23.697
Okay, so I was thinking...
00:54:23.699 --> 00:54:25.233
we could put the bar area
00:54:25.235 --> 00:54:26.501
- over there...
- Right.
00:54:26.503 --> 00:54:27.768
...since drunk people
are generous people.
00:54:27.770 --> 00:54:29.504
- Oh, "Show me the money."
- Oh.
00:54:29.506 --> 00:54:32.340
- It's, uh, um, that's, uh...
- Jerry Maguire.
00:54:32.342 --> 00:54:33.639
Yeah, I knew...
I knew that.
00:54:33.641 --> 00:54:35.244
Um, also...
00:54:35.978 --> 00:54:38.879
- Uh, I was thinking maybe...
- Oh.
00:54:38.881 --> 00:54:40.947
- Hey. Hi.
- Hi. Thanks.
00:54:42.117 --> 00:54:44.618
Um, we could put that there.
00:54:44.620 --> 00:54:46.189
- There.
- Okay, yeah.
00:54:47.190 --> 00:54:48.258
God, you're amazing.
00:54:50.093 --> 00:54:52.395
Uh, I didn't mean, like...
You know, it's just that, uh...
00:54:53.263 --> 00:54:55.662
Is that weird to say? Sorry,
it's just, I think that...
00:54:55.664 --> 00:54:57.431
I think that you're,
you're amazing.
00:54:57.433 --> 00:54:58.698
No, it's not weird.
00:54:58.700 --> 00:55:00.467
It's not weird at all.
00:55:00.469 --> 00:55:01.501
It's really sweet.
00:55:02.805 --> 00:55:04.671
We make a really great team.
00:55:04.673 --> 00:55:05.908
Yeah, I think so, too.
00:55:08.177 --> 00:55:09.810
Okay, well, hey, Gertrude,
what do you think?
00:55:09.812 --> 00:55:11.812
Do you think
we should do beer over there?
00:55:11.814 --> 00:55:13.613
Beer and liquor?
You're a licker.
00:55:13.615 --> 00:55:15.085
You like licking things.
00:55:26.762 --> 00:55:28.529
Shut up. You hear me?
00:55:28.531 --> 00:55:29.863
Shut your mouth
and go outside
00:55:29.865 --> 00:55:31.698
or I will make you
live in here forever.
00:55:31.700 --> 00:55:32.935
Do you understand me?
00:55:39.675 --> 00:55:40.674
Look what you made me do.
00:55:40.676 --> 00:55:41.775
Hmm? Look what you made me do!
00:55:41.777 --> 00:55:42.709
You embarrassed me!
00:55:48.951 --> 00:55:52.052
Who is putting their dog
in a onesie? That's just cruel.
00:55:52.054 --> 00:55:53.620
Sam has a onesie.
00:55:53.622 --> 00:55:55.222
And I'm sure
Sam looks great in it.
00:55:55.224 --> 00:55:57.023
- I'm gonna be over there.
- I'm gonna get one for Brandy.
00:55:57.025 --> 00:55:58.259
- Watch this.
- Oh, no. No, you won't.
00:55:58.261 --> 00:55:59.393
Ooh, look at this.
00:56:01.096 --> 00:56:03.397
Bella! Come here, girl.
00:56:03.399 --> 00:56:04.798
- Hey.
- Bella? Hey.
00:56:04.800 --> 00:56:06.434
Come here, girl.
There you are.
00:56:06.436 --> 00:56:07.871
Come here.
00:56:09.972 --> 00:56:10.906
Elizabeth.
00:56:11.639 --> 00:56:12.774
Peter.
00:56:15.010 --> 00:56:16.743
- You look great.
- Eat dog food and die.
00:56:16.745 --> 00:56:18.412
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
00:56:19.616 --> 00:56:21.681
Look at this blue phallic guy.
00:56:21.683 --> 00:56:22.782
What's wrong, grumpy?
00:56:22.784 --> 00:56:24.117
- Hi.
- Oh.
00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:26.987
I almost didn't recognize you
with clothes on.
00:56:26.989 --> 00:56:28.688
Okay, you know what,
that's just mean.
00:56:28.690 --> 00:56:29.991
I-I'm mean?
00:56:29.993 --> 00:56:31.559
I moved on.
Please accept that.
00:56:31.561 --> 00:56:33.393
You moved on while we were
still together.
00:56:33.395 --> 00:56:35.061
You just don't want me to be
happy, that's what this is.
00:56:35.063 --> 00:56:38.198
Of course, I don't
want you to be happy.
00:56:39.101 --> 00:56:41.201
Look at this.
You've made Sam upset.
00:56:41.203 --> 00:56:43.236
Okay, this is ridiculous.
Sam is fine.
00:56:43.238 --> 00:56:44.804
You didn't even call him
on his birthday.
00:56:44.806 --> 00:56:46.973
He is a dog. He doesn't know
what a birthday is.
00:56:46.975 --> 00:56:48.276
Of course he knows
what a birthday is.
00:56:48.278 --> 00:56:50.710
- He's a very smart dog.
- Not that smart.
00:56:50.712 --> 00:56:52.812
Hey, in her defense,
some dogs are smart,
00:56:52.814 --> 00:56:54.215
some dogs are dumb.
00:56:54.217 --> 00:56:55.815
Okay. Yeah, well,
that's a dumb dog.
00:56:55.817 --> 00:56:58.220
Uh, hey, there's no need
for insults.
00:56:58.987 --> 00:57:01.188
Oh, snap. You're Jimmy Johnston.
'Sup, dude?
00:57:01.190 --> 00:57:02.689
You do not get
to shake his hand.
00:57:02.691 --> 00:57:04.457
- Hey, hey.
- Yeah, Jimmy is a big boy.
00:57:04.459 --> 00:57:06.693
I think he can decide if he
wants to shake my hand or not.
00:57:06.695 --> 00:57:08.563
Yeah, Jimmy's a big boy.
Yeah. What's your name?
00:57:08.565 --> 00:57:10.130
- Uh, Peter... Ow.
- Yeah.
00:57:10.132 --> 00:57:11.599
Oh, that's quite
a grip you got.
00:57:11.601 --> 00:57:12.832
I feel like you're about
to apologize to Liz.
00:57:12.834 --> 00:57:13.867
That... Is that...
Am I-am I wrong?
00:57:13.869 --> 00:57:15.403
No. Oh, God!
00:57:15.405 --> 00:57:16.903
Think I'm wrong. I think you're
about to apologize to her.
00:57:16.905 --> 00:57:18.606
- Are you taking a knee? Wow.
- Uh, yeah.
00:57:18.608 --> 00:57:21.041
Wow. So polite, so polite.
00:57:21.043 --> 00:57:22.542
Yeah, as you were saying?
00:57:22.544 --> 00:57:24.911
I'm... sorry.
00:57:24.913 --> 00:57:26.813
- Hmm?
- One more time?
00:57:26.815 --> 00:57:28.248
Elizabeth, I'm sorry.
00:57:28.250 --> 00:57:30.551
- What about Sam?
- What about... Oh, God.
00:57:30.553 --> 00:57:32.285
Uh, sorry, Sam, about that.
00:57:32.287 --> 00:57:34.020
And I mean, might as well,
you know, make it three.
00:57:34.022 --> 00:57:35.188
Why don't you go for Br...
That's Brandy.
00:57:35.190 --> 00:57:36.624
I didn't talk to...
I don't know Brandy.
00:57:36.626 --> 00:57:38.292
Ow! Sorry, Brandy.
00:57:38.294 --> 00:57:40.494
She says, "Nice
to meet you." All right, up.
00:57:40.496 --> 00:57:42.029
- God!
- Oh.
00:57:42.031 --> 00:57:44.067
Wow! Your hands are like
trash compactors.
00:57:45.234 --> 00:57:46.066
You guys heading out?
00:57:46.068 --> 00:57:47.901
- Yeah.
- Uh, yeah, we gotta...
00:57:47.903 --> 00:57:49.803
- We definitely gotta get out.
- We're gonna go.
00:57:49.805 --> 00:57:50.837
- It's so nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
00:57:50.839 --> 00:57:52.038
- See ya, guys.
- Yeah.
00:57:52.040 --> 00:57:54.307
It was super lovely
to see you again,
00:57:54.309 --> 00:57:55.842
and so nice to meet you.
00:57:55.844 --> 00:57:57.944
Just come on, please.
00:57:57.946 --> 00:57:59.781
- You took a picture.
- Oh, got it.
00:58:05.588 --> 00:58:06.522
Hey!
00:58:08.191 --> 00:58:09.689
Liz?
00:58:09.691 --> 00:58:11.393
Liz, hey, a-are you okay?
00:58:17.734 --> 00:58:19.432
I just have one rule.
00:58:19.434 --> 00:58:21.036
No on-camera PDA.
00:58:21.770 --> 00:58:23.870
Yes, fine, okay.
I can work with that.
00:58:23.872 --> 00:58:25.408
I can...
I can work with that.
00:58:33.814 --> 00:58:36.049
- Good.
- Good.
00:58:36.051 --> 00:58:37.085
Great.
00:58:44.993 --> 00:58:46.960
So, it starts in a E-minor.
00:58:46.962 --> 00:58:49.330
Kinda like in a Marvin Gaye
vibe, but just, uh...
00:58:49.332 --> 00:58:51.565
So you start, you start it
with a first line with me.
00:58:51.567 --> 00:58:53.136
- Okay. A capella?
- Mm-hmm.
00:58:54.070 --> 00:58:56.105
♪ Meet me at a... whoa
00:58:57.673 --> 00:59:00.940
♪ Come and take
a walk with me ♪
00:59:00.942 --> 00:59:04.044
♪ You could be
my whiskey casualty ♪
00:59:04.046 --> 00:59:06.181
♪ A bottle on a row
00:59:07.449 --> 00:59:10.518
♪ And baby you and me
00:59:10.520 --> 00:59:13.621
♪ Are plain to see
00:59:13.623 --> 00:59:14.789
Marvin Gaye?
00:59:14.791 --> 00:59:19.026
♪ Na-na na-na-na to call
00:59:19.028 --> 00:59:20.794
- Something like that?
- Yes. A lot.
00:59:20.796 --> 00:59:21.928
Everything like that.
00:59:21.930 --> 00:59:24.898
- And then, there's a chorus.
- Okay.
00:59:24.900 --> 00:59:27.067
- Um, that's an... it's like...
- Uh...
00:59:27.069 --> 00:59:29.603
♪ 'Cause baby you and me
00:59:29.605 --> 00:59:31.672
Uh, where is, uh...
00:59:31.674 --> 00:59:33.474
- Pen?
- Pen. Oh. Thanks.
00:59:33.476 --> 00:59:35.578
♪ Are made of gold
00:59:37.547 --> 00:59:39.714
♪ Better run for your love
00:59:39.716 --> 00:59:42.949
♪ And you say one two three
00:59:42.951 --> 00:59:45.851
♪ I'll be right by your side
00:59:45.853 --> 00:59:50.025
♪ Through the seasons
of hot and cold ♪
00:59:51.761 --> 00:59:53.193
♪ Come and take
a ride with me ♪
00:59:53.195 --> 00:59:54.762
♪ Come and take
a ride with me ♪
00:59:54.764 --> 00:59:56.262
♪ Kissin' on your wrist
so casually ♪
00:59:56.264 --> 00:59:57.897
♪ Kissin' on your wrist
so casually ♪
00:59:57.899 --> 01:00:00.100
♪ Livin' out
a public fantasy ♪
01:00:00.102 --> 01:00:03.606
♪ Oh you stop
in every row ♪
01:00:04.607 --> 01:00:06.240
♪ When you kiss me
01:00:06.242 --> 01:00:09.644
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh plain to see
- ♪ Plain to see
01:00:11.747 --> 01:00:12.881
Sit.
01:00:13.715 --> 01:00:16.082
Oh, my God.
Who's my good dog?
01:00:16.084 --> 01:00:18.985
♪ You and me
01:00:18.987 --> 01:00:21.154
♪ Are the reason why hearts
01:00:21.156 --> 01:00:23.191
♪ Are made of gold
01:00:25.026 --> 01:00:27.495
♪ Better run for your love
01:00:27.497 --> 01:00:28.662
♪ When you say
01:00:28.664 --> 01:00:30.997
♪ One two three
01:00:30.999 --> 01:00:33.566
♪ I'll be right
by your side ♪
01:00:33.568 --> 01:00:38.173
♪ Through the seasons
of hot and cold ♪
01:00:39.541 --> 01:00:45.013
♪ You're the reason
hearts are made of gold ♪
01:00:48.283 --> 01:00:52.655
♪ I don't want
to drag you down ♪
01:00:54.290 --> 01:00:59.161
♪ There's so much
flyin' round ♪
01:01:00.061 --> 01:01:04.433
♪ But I can sure use
a friend right now ♪
01:01:05.768 --> 01:01:07.400
♪ And you're the best thing
01:01:07.402 --> 01:01:10.573
- ♪ I have found
- ♪ I have found
01:01:12.708 --> 01:01:13.843
- What? What's wrong?
- I...
01:01:14.610 --> 01:01:18.046
Honestly, I'm just waiting
for the other shoe to drop.
01:01:19.014 --> 01:01:20.147
Well, you're goin'
to be waiting a long time
01:01:20.149 --> 01:01:21.716
'cause no other shoe
is gonna drop.
01:01:23.051 --> 01:01:24.451
It's just, after
my last boyfriend...
01:01:24.453 --> 01:01:26.588
Who needs to get his head
checked for lettin' you go.
01:01:28.356 --> 01:01:30.358
Look, Liz, I promise you,
I'm not him.
01:01:32.227 --> 01:01:33.529
I'll never be that guy.
01:01:42.438 --> 01:01:45.772
Now, can we...
can we go to the car
01:01:45.774 --> 01:01:47.142
'cause I think a seagull...
01:01:47.876 --> 01:01:49.877
seagull got me
on my back, and, uh...
01:01:49.879 --> 01:01:53.246
- Oh, yup. It got you.
- So, it's...
01:01:53.248 --> 01:01:54.715
It's good luck,
though. It is good luck.
01:01:54.717 --> 01:02:00.688
♪ You're the reason
hearts are made of gold ♪
01:02:00.690 --> 01:02:03.593
♪ Frunk yeah
01:02:04.360 --> 01:02:05.793
I think you're
the only person
01:02:05.795 --> 01:02:07.730
that can make that word
sound good.
01:02:09.364 --> 01:02:11.064
Well, folks,
we are certainly
01:02:11.066 --> 01:02:13.066
in the dog days
of summer right now.
01:02:13.068 --> 01:02:15.401
Yes, it is gonna be
a hot, hot, hottie.
01:02:15.403 --> 01:02:18.271
Hey, I think my ex-boyfriend
used to call me that.
01:02:18.273 --> 01:02:19.775
Wanna weigh
in here, Tom?
01:02:20.776 --> 01:02:23.009
Tom. He's one
of our producers. My ex.
01:02:23.011 --> 01:02:25.546
It's cool. We're still friends.
01:02:25.548 --> 01:02:26.981
What happened?
01:02:26.983 --> 01:02:28.682
The heat wave's going
to my head.
01:02:28.684 --> 01:02:31.050
Anybody else?
No? Just me?
01:02:31.052 --> 01:02:33.386
Well, like I was saying...
01:02:33.388 --> 01:02:35.054
Give me them smooches.
01:02:35.056 --> 01:02:36.556
Give me that smooch.
01:02:36.558 --> 01:02:38.124
Give me that smooch.
01:02:38.126 --> 01:02:40.660
I need the smooches.
You're so sweet.
01:02:40.662 --> 01:02:42.832
You're the best dog
in the whole world. Mwah.
01:02:43.699 --> 01:02:46.332
So, I just got off the phone
with Channel 12.
01:02:46.334 --> 01:02:49.168
- And they're sending a reporter.
- Yeah?
01:02:49.170 --> 01:02:51.104
- You're serious?
- I am dead serious.
01:02:51.106 --> 01:02:53.139
- You're on fire.
- What can I say?
01:02:53.141 --> 01:02:55.676
- What, where did you come from?
- High fives?
01:02:55.678 --> 01:02:57.277
What's the occasion?
01:02:57.279 --> 01:03:00.647
Uh, no, just a-a small victory
for the New Tricks fundraiser.
01:03:00.649 --> 01:03:02.515
No, she's being humble.
You're killing it.
01:03:02.517 --> 01:03:05.019
- Stop. You are killing it.
- No, I... You're the killer.
01:03:05.021 --> 01:03:07.788
At most, I'm the getaway driver.
You know it.
01:03:07.790 --> 01:03:10.658
Okay, but none of this would be
happening in the first place...
01:03:10.660 --> 01:03:12.893
- I'd love to.
- What?
01:03:12.895 --> 01:03:15.596
I'd love to help sponsor
the event, is what I mean.
01:03:15.598 --> 01:03:17.998
- I want in.
- Really?
01:03:18.000 --> 01:03:20.099
I mean, that is so generous.
01:03:20.101 --> 01:03:21.701
Oh, it's totally my pleasure.
01:03:21.703 --> 01:03:23.538
I've got goo gobs of money.
01:03:24.472 --> 01:03:26.606
Geez, how am I
gonna find a date?
01:03:26.608 --> 01:03:31.244
Oh, I'm sure you, of all people,
have no problem finding one.
01:03:31.246 --> 01:03:34.282
Oh, is that so?
Are you volunteering?
01:03:35.751 --> 01:03:37.116
What?
01:03:38.654 --> 01:03:40.219
Oh, are you guys...
01:03:40.221 --> 01:03:42.121
Oh, no, no, no. We-we're
just friends, co-workers.
01:03:42.123 --> 01:03:45.558
Yeah. Eww, her?
No, thank you.
01:03:45.560 --> 01:03:47.260
Um, I just... No.
01:03:47.262 --> 01:03:49.063
Oh, good. Phew.
01:03:49.065 --> 01:03:50.563
I don't want to step
on any toes.
01:03:50.565 --> 01:03:52.532
No toe...
I'm toeless, you know.
01:03:52.534 --> 01:03:56.036
I lack toes.
Lactose intolerant.
01:03:56.038 --> 01:03:58.504
So, um, this is awesome
that this is ha...
01:03:58.506 --> 01:04:01.976
You know, you're so awesome
and you're... super fit.
01:04:01.978 --> 01:04:05.579
Yeah, yeah, we could be like
a-a power couple, you know.
01:04:05.581 --> 01:04:10.316
You're the brains and I'm the
heart or the face or whatever.
01:04:10.318 --> 01:04:11.951
So I'll pick you up
Saturday at 6:00?
01:04:11.953 --> 01:04:13.620
- I will see you then.
- Great.
01:04:13.622 --> 01:04:14.789
Looking forward to it.
01:04:16.058 --> 01:04:17.626
- Oh, thanks, pal.
- Yup.
01:04:26.068 --> 01:04:27.735
So, we're gonna do Thai
for dinner, huh?
01:04:27.737 --> 01:04:28.769
You ever have Thai?
01:04:28.771 --> 01:04:29.903
I love Thai.
01:04:46.122 --> 01:04:47.420
Oh, it's just my band equipment,
01:04:47.422 --> 01:04:49.322
and I-I poked the holes
so that...
01:04:49.324 --> 01:04:51.125
'cause it gets smelly
after practice
01:04:51.127 --> 01:04:52.993
so I want it to air out.
01:04:52.995 --> 01:04:54.764
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
01:04:59.401 --> 01:05:00.667
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
01:05:00.669 --> 01:05:02.468
Oh, that's just my equipment
moving around.
01:05:02.470 --> 01:05:04.203
- Let them out. Let them out.
- Oh!
01:05:04.205 --> 01:05:06.372
I know you have someone
in there. Let them out!
01:05:06.374 --> 01:05:07.707
- Take it easy.
- I'm warning you. Let them out!
01:05:07.709 --> 01:05:09.208
Whatever you think
is happening is not...
01:05:09.210 --> 01:05:10.276
Let them...
01:05:10.278 --> 01:05:12.211
Oh, my... Oh!
01:05:12.213 --> 01:05:13.681
Help! Help, somebody!
01:05:13.683 --> 01:05:16.349
Ooh! I got to get out.
01:05:16.351 --> 01:05:17.953
I can't breathe.
I'm gonna puke.
01:05:18.888 --> 01:05:20.687
- I'm...
- Oh, my God!
01:05:21.723 --> 01:05:24.490
Help me! Somebody!
01:05:24.492 --> 01:05:27.161
Help me!
01:05:27.163 --> 01:05:29.863
- It's a dog!
- Help! Somebody! Help me!
01:05:29.865 --> 01:05:32.935
It's a dog. It's a dog.
01:05:34.937 --> 01:05:36.335
Oh, hi, puppy.
01:05:38.874 --> 01:05:39.809
Ow!
01:05:41.477 --> 01:05:44.077
I just feel like the universe
is constantly telling me
01:05:44.079 --> 01:05:45.445
I shouldn't be helping anybody.
01:05:45.447 --> 01:05:48.047
Oh, God! I am so sorry.
01:05:48.049 --> 01:05:49.651
Oh, God, it feels like...
01:05:50.885 --> 01:05:53.586
It feels like I opened
my eyes in a sandbox.
01:05:53.588 --> 01:05:56.357
I wish there was something I
could do to make it up to you.
01:05:57.292 --> 01:05:58.794
Yeah, hey, um...
01:06:00.162 --> 01:06:03.063
It's not, I guess,
the most ideal time,
01:06:03.065 --> 01:06:04.330
but w-would you maybe
wanna go out
01:06:04.332 --> 01:06:05.799
with me this weekend?
01:06:05.801 --> 01:06:08.735
That's really sweet, but I am
so swamped this weekend.
01:06:08.737 --> 01:06:12.405
I'm actually organizing a
fundraiser for this dog rescue.
01:06:12.407 --> 01:06:15.510
Oh, yeah? You need a band?
01:06:19.647 --> 01:06:21.614
He's really good at bowling,
which is important.
01:06:21.616 --> 01:06:23.984
Um, 'cause I think it means that
he's good at other things.
01:06:23.986 --> 01:06:25.485
- Mmm.
- Anyway, so what
01:06:25.487 --> 01:06:27.221
is happening
with you and...
01:06:28.924 --> 01:06:30.256
Yeah!
01:06:30.258 --> 01:06:32.391
Amy, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
01:06:32.393 --> 01:06:35.261
Stop. Everyone can tell
you two are in love.
01:06:35.263 --> 01:06:38.165
- It's really cute.
- I am a professional.
01:06:38.167 --> 01:06:39.832
- Mm-hmm.
- I would never date my co-host.
01:06:39.834 --> 01:06:42.602
Oh, yeah, sure, which is why
I was gonna ask you,
01:06:42.604 --> 01:06:45.671
what is gonna happen when
he moves over to Channel 12?
01:06:45.673 --> 01:06:47.540
What are you talking about?
01:06:47.542 --> 01:06:50.343
You and that sweet
little poker face.
01:06:50.345 --> 01:06:51.645
You know
the big offer he got
01:06:51.647 --> 01:06:53.682
to host his own morning show
on Channel 12?
01:06:56.017 --> 01:06:57.183
Oh!
01:06:57.185 --> 01:06:58.787
Five minutes to show, everyone.
01:06:59.554 --> 01:07:01.088
Oh, my God, you should have
heard Nina earlier.
01:07:01.090 --> 01:07:03.223
She was, like,
"I'm devastated."
01:07:03.225 --> 01:07:04.457
I saw her eat a donut.
01:07:04.459 --> 01:07:06.960
I was like,
"What? Who are you?"
01:07:06.962 --> 01:07:08.528
Yeah, I thought...
I thought about the Fiat,
01:07:08.530 --> 01:07:09.730
but I just feel like
I can't get enough people...
01:07:09.732 --> 01:07:10.831
Oh, it's a hell
of a great car.
01:07:10.833 --> 01:07:12.132
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
01:07:12.134 --> 01:07:13.867
Fifteen seconds, everyone.
01:07:13.869 --> 01:07:14.937
You look pretty.
01:07:18.373 --> 01:07:19.642
- Everything okay?
- Mm-hmm.
01:07:20.375 --> 01:07:21.574
- No, seriously...
- We're live...
01:07:21.576 --> 01:07:22.809
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- ...in five...
01:07:22.811 --> 01:07:24.244
- Yeah, I'm great.
- ...four, three...
01:07:24.246 --> 01:07:25.311
- You seem a little tense.
- ...two...
01:07:25.313 --> 01:07:27.880
- Good morning.
- Wake up, LA.
01:07:27.882 --> 01:07:30.483
- Who doesn't love clowns?
- Got to be some people.
01:07:30.485 --> 01:07:32.518
- What?
- I'm just saying like, so not...
01:07:32.520 --> 01:07:34.453
I mean, clowns have to creep
some people out.
01:07:34.455 --> 01:07:36.023
- But not me, I love them.
- Okay.
01:07:36.025 --> 01:07:38.158
Well, I certainly love clowns.
01:07:38.160 --> 01:07:40.459
And lucky for us,
or maybe just me,
01:07:40.461 --> 01:07:42.663
we have a live clown here
with us today.
01:07:42.665 --> 01:07:46.065
That's right. Everybody,
let's welcome Wacky Wayne.
01:07:46.067 --> 01:07:47.466
Hi. Happy to be here.
01:07:47.468 --> 01:07:49.236
It's terrific to have you.
01:07:49.238 --> 01:07:50.770
Now, you're performing
this weekend.
01:07:50.772 --> 01:07:54.442
Is it just you or do you perform
in a group of your... kind?
01:07:55.810 --> 01:07:57.743
We have a...
There's a whole group of us.
01:07:57.745 --> 01:07:59.478
But I was the only one
who could make it here
01:07:59.480 --> 01:08:02.348
'cause we all kinda hit it
pretty hard last night.
01:08:04.520 --> 01:08:08.020
And now, I imagine that you
and the other clowns are close.
01:08:08.022 --> 01:08:10.022
You hang out outside of work?
01:08:10.024 --> 01:08:10.959
Yeah.
01:08:11.759 --> 01:08:14.294
So, if one of you were to get
a more lucrative clown job,
01:08:14.296 --> 01:08:15.995
you would talk it
amongst yourselves
01:08:15.997 --> 01:08:18.798
so it didn't become
some sort of weird,
01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:20.167
toxic secret.
01:08:20.169 --> 01:08:23.636
Is there such thing
as a more lucrative clown job?
01:08:23.638 --> 01:08:25.072
Uh, you know,
you know what I love.
01:08:25.074 --> 01:08:27.107
Uh, when you guys throw pies
at each other's face.
01:08:27.109 --> 01:08:29.543
- I mean, that is hilarious.
- No, we... we don't do that.
01:08:29.545 --> 01:08:30.777
- You don't do that? Why not?
- No.
01:08:30.779 --> 01:08:33.179
- It's so messy.
- You know what's messy?
01:08:33.181 --> 01:08:34.513
Lies.
01:08:34.515 --> 01:08:37.483
Lies and deceit are two
of life's messiest things.
01:08:37.485 --> 01:08:38.784
They're not as messy as pies.
01:08:38.786 --> 01:08:40.386
- I gotta tell you.
- I would disagree.
01:08:40.388 --> 01:08:41.754
Wha... What are you doing?
Are you...
01:08:41.756 --> 01:08:44.557
I don't know.
You tell me, Mr. Channel 12.
01:08:44.559 --> 01:08:46.293
- Mr...
- I know everything.
01:08:46.295 --> 01:08:47.693
Uh, can we get back
to the clown?
01:08:47.695 --> 01:08:49.897
I'm talking to the clown.
You're the clown.
01:08:49.899 --> 01:08:51.464
You are the clown.
01:08:51.466 --> 01:08:53.600
This is the clown,
ladies and gentlemen.
01:08:53.602 --> 01:08:57.672
Oh, this is tough to watch.
Right, Felix?
01:08:58.539 --> 01:08:59.805
You're Felix, right?
01:08:59.807 --> 01:09:01.040
And you know what?
Not even a funny clown.
01:09:01.042 --> 01:09:02.942
- You are like...
- We are live right now.
01:09:02.944 --> 01:09:03.910
...a backstabbing clown.
01:09:03.912 --> 01:09:05.245
- All right, let's, uh...
- I'm the clown.
01:09:05.247 --> 01:09:06.479
I think what she means is...
01:09:06.481 --> 01:09:07.680
Too loose.
01:09:07.682 --> 01:09:09.082
I'm done taking to clowns.
01:09:09.084 --> 01:09:10.583
All right, well, let's get back
to the real clown.
01:09:10.585 --> 01:09:11.818
Uh, Wacky Wayne,
why don't you tell everybody
01:09:11.820 --> 01:09:13.320
where you're gonna be
this weekend.
01:09:13.322 --> 01:09:14.855
- One o'clock LA festival.
- Everybody, catch Wacky Wayne
01:09:14.857 --> 01:09:17.159
at the LA, uh, festival,
uh, 1 o'clock.
01:09:21.629 --> 01:09:22.862
- And we're out.
- Liz, Liz.
01:09:22.864 --> 01:09:24.864
Excuse me, can we talk, please?
01:09:24.866 --> 01:09:25.865
About what?
01:09:25.867 --> 01:09:27.633
About how you got
a huge new job?
01:09:27.635 --> 01:09:29.537
Or how you lied to me?
01:09:30.272 --> 01:09:31.637
I did not lie to you.
01:09:31.639 --> 01:09:33.739
You said you weren't
gonna be that guy.
01:09:33.741 --> 01:09:36.076
I should have told you,
and I'm sorry.
01:09:36.078 --> 01:09:37.112
You know what?
01:09:37.913 --> 01:09:40.883
What happened out there
was unprofessional.
01:09:41.984 --> 01:09:43.317
I'm sorry.
01:09:43.319 --> 01:09:44.919
But it's probably
a good thing.
01:09:45.787 --> 01:09:47.954
Because we really moved
into this too fast, and I was...
01:09:47.956 --> 01:09:49.657
- I was actually gonna ask you...
- Liz, Liz...
01:09:50.525 --> 01:09:52.428
if we could take
a step back.
01:09:54.562 --> 01:09:56.562
I wasn't gonna take
the Channel 12 job.
01:09:56.564 --> 01:09:59.268
I messed up, but I wasn't gonna
leave you, Liz.
01:10:00.269 --> 01:10:02.302
- Look...
- It's not like this was going anywhere.
01:10:02.304 --> 01:10:04.771
- We're just too different.
- We're not that different.
01:10:04.773 --> 01:10:07.007
I'm looking
for something honest
01:10:07.009 --> 01:10:08.808
and real and serious.
01:10:08.810 --> 01:10:12.180
And the longest relationship
you've had is with your dog.
01:10:16.484 --> 01:10:17.719
So, that's it?
01:10:18.454 --> 01:10:20.655
Y-you're... you're done?
01:10:21.890 --> 01:10:23.792
Yeah, I think that'd be
for the best.
01:10:24.625 --> 01:10:26.494
What about Sam and Brandy, huh?
01:10:28.430 --> 01:10:29.798
Sam's gonna be just fine.
01:10:31.700 --> 01:10:33.199
WACKY WAYNE
Oh, hey. There you guys are.
01:10:33.201 --> 01:10:35.101
Before I left, I just wanted...
That was just so much fun.
01:10:35.103 --> 01:10:37.237
It was a little strange,
but can I do a quick selfie?
01:10:37.239 --> 01:10:38.438
- Do you mind?
- Yeah, sure.
01:10:38.440 --> 01:10:39.772
Just 'cause you know...
For the guys.
01:10:39.774 --> 01:10:41.141
Aah!
01:10:42.610 --> 01:10:44.077
That was so great, I loved
the bit, "You're the clown!
01:10:44.079 --> 01:10:45.845
You're the clown!" You should
come out with us today.
01:10:45.847 --> 01:10:47.481
We're going
to the Jumbo Clown Room.
01:10:51.987 --> 01:10:55.857
♪ I'm a mother
you know what that mean ♪
01:10:57.493 --> 01:11:04.096
♪ And I do my little turn
on the catwalk ♪
01:11:04.098 --> 01:11:08.402
♪ Yeah the catwalk
the catwalk yeah ♪
01:11:08.404 --> 01:11:10.803
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:11:10.805 --> 01:11:15.709
♪ I shake my little tush
on the catwalk ♪
01:11:15.711 --> 01:11:18.845
♪ Too sexy for this funk
01:11:18.847 --> 01:11:21.816
I am wiped just from that.
01:11:26.788 --> 01:11:31.291
All right, burden, time for you
to pack up your stuff and go.
01:11:31.293 --> 01:11:33.493
Can't believe I'm saying this,
01:11:33.495 --> 01:11:34.995
but I'm actually
gonna miss you.
01:11:40.436 --> 01:11:41.770
Charlie?
01:11:44.038 --> 01:11:45.206
Charlie?
01:11:46.475 --> 01:11:47.973
Charlie?
01:11:50.044 --> 01:11:52.046
Come on, Charlie,
don't die on me.
01:11:54.015 --> 01:11:55.648
You're gonna be okay,
all right.
01:11:55.650 --> 01:11:57.350
You're gonna be okay...
01:11:57.352 --> 01:11:58.686
I think.
01:12:10.898 --> 01:12:12.834
- How you doin'?
- Not good.
01:12:14.403 --> 01:12:15.770
Yeah, me either.
01:12:19.575 --> 01:12:20.806
Is he okay? Is he gonna make it?
01:12:20.808 --> 01:12:23.443
Charlie has toxicity poisoning.
01:12:23.445 --> 01:12:25.045
What's toxicity poisoning?
01:12:25.047 --> 01:12:27.481
Well, in layman's terms,
it means your dog is h...
01:12:27.483 --> 01:12:30.650
Hi, Ian.
What brings you in today?
01:12:30.652 --> 01:12:32.920
My tortoise ate my turtle.
01:12:33.754 --> 01:12:35.788
Okay, we'll circle
back to that.
01:12:35.790 --> 01:12:39.292
Uh, has Charlie come into
contact with any chocolate
01:12:39.294 --> 01:12:42.295
or medicinal substances?
01:12:42.297 --> 01:12:44.930
Like some kind
of, uh, brownie?
01:12:44.932 --> 01:12:48.902
A brownie? Sure.
Certain types of brownies?
01:12:48.904 --> 01:12:49.972
Stanley.
01:12:50.906 --> 01:12:53.940
My, uh, friend Stanley
who's in my band,
01:12:53.942 --> 01:12:55.941
he suffers from glaucoma.
01:12:55.943 --> 01:12:59.745
Yes. A glaucoma
patient's brownie.
01:12:59.747 --> 01:13:01.747
- That probably did it.
- Is he gonna die?
01:13:01.749 --> 01:13:03.949
Charlie's probably gonna be
okay, though.
01:13:03.951 --> 01:13:06.752
He just needs a lot of sleep
and IV fluids.
01:13:06.754 --> 01:13:08.157
And he needs to stay away
from Stanley.
01:13:09.591 --> 01:13:11.458
All right, come on, Ian.
01:13:11.460 --> 01:13:14.296
Let's go see if we can get your
turtle out of your tortoise.
01:13:16.765 --> 01:13:19.366
So that turtle-tortoise stuff
must really be
01:13:19.368 --> 01:13:20.701
trippin' you out, huh?
01:13:21.869 --> 01:13:23.903
What are you doing in there,
wise guy?
01:13:23.905 --> 01:13:25.438
Oh, I'm just helping myself
01:13:25.440 --> 01:13:27.806
to some gourmet
delicious cold pizza,
01:13:27.808 --> 01:13:29.141
if that's okay.
01:13:29.143 --> 01:13:30.510
You know, mi casa
su casa, right?
01:13:30.512 --> 01:13:32.678
No. Mi casa.
01:13:32.680 --> 01:13:34.016
But help yourself.
01:13:34.849 --> 01:13:36.118
This is a big place...
01:13:36.885 --> 01:13:38.518
for one person, I mean.
01:13:38.520 --> 01:13:40.322
Never noticed that
before Mabel.
01:13:41.223 --> 01:13:44.458
She filled the place
with her... presence.
01:13:45.860 --> 01:13:47.061
And her barking.
01:13:54.068 --> 01:13:55.102
Oh, I'm sorry.
01:13:55.870 --> 01:13:58.405
Getting all sentimental
over a dog.
01:13:58.407 --> 01:14:00.307
No. No, no,
I totally get it.
01:14:00.309 --> 01:14:02.377
She's part of your family.
It's totally fine, I...
01:14:03.111 --> 01:14:05.011
We're not gonna give up.
We'll find her.
01:14:05.013 --> 01:14:07.214
Yeah, okay, you gonna eat
that pizza or stare at it?
01:14:07.216 --> 01:14:09.217
We got work to do.
Let's get back.
01:14:24.499 --> 01:14:25.632
That's exactly
what you need
01:14:25.634 --> 01:14:26.868
right now, pal.
01:14:27.970 --> 01:14:32.404
♪ Attack of the
killer tomatoes... ♪
01:14:32.406 --> 01:14:33.539
How you doin', buddy? You okay?
01:14:33.541 --> 01:14:35.107
♪ Killer tomatoes
01:14:35.109 --> 01:14:36.710
♪ They'll beat you
bash you squish you... ♪
01:14:36.712 --> 01:14:39.146
You lost in that giant head
of yours right now?
01:14:44.051 --> 01:14:46.152
That was a rough ride
there, pal.
01:14:46.154 --> 01:14:48.121
You ever see
Exit To Eden
01:14:48.123 --> 01:14:50.525
with Dan Aykroyd
and Rosie O'Donnell?
01:14:52.027 --> 01:14:53.927
We'll watch that next.
01:14:59.433 --> 01:15:01.400
- Tyler.
- Hey.
01:15:01.402 --> 01:15:02.669
Great job on that essay.
01:15:02.671 --> 01:15:04.738
You really turned it
around, man.
01:15:04.740 --> 01:15:06.441
- Thank you.
- What you got here?
01:15:07.376 --> 01:15:09.775
Oh, it's, uh, my tutor.
01:15:09.777 --> 01:15:11.344
My friend's...
my friend's dog.
01:15:11.346 --> 01:15:12.946
It's missing, so I'm trying
to help him find it.
01:15:12.948 --> 01:15:15.317
Ah. Ah, that's too bad.
01:15:28.129 --> 01:15:31.333
Once upon a time,
there was a family...
01:15:32.501 --> 01:15:35.035
- Hey!
- Hey! Daddy's home!
01:15:35.037 --> 01:15:37.539
Oh, hey, you. All right.
01:15:38.473 --> 01:15:40.142
Hello, sweetie pie.
01:15:41.076 --> 01:15:44.276
Okay, we found a dog wandering
in the street without a collar
01:15:44.278 --> 01:15:45.612
and we took her in.
01:15:45.614 --> 01:15:46.545
That's the right thing to do.
01:15:46.547 --> 01:15:47.915
We did the right thing.
01:15:49.250 --> 01:15:51.584
Now there's some sad guy
out there missing his dog.
01:15:51.586 --> 01:15:52.786
W-w-what else can I say?
01:15:55.590 --> 01:15:58.593
Maybe we're both
husband and wife?
01:15:59.561 --> 01:16:00.859
Yeah, but does
this sad guy know
01:16:00.861 --> 01:16:02.863
that this dog
has made us a family?
01:16:09.970 --> 01:16:11.972
Yeah. Yeah. You ready?
01:16:15.744 --> 01:16:17.945
Attagirl. Come on, Brandy.
01:16:18.913 --> 01:16:21.450
All right, girl.
Yeah, that a girl.
01:16:22.184 --> 01:16:24.119
Moving a little slow there.
You all right?
01:16:25.020 --> 01:16:27.122
One more? One more.
All right, you ready?
01:16:28.790 --> 01:16:30.292
Go get it.
01:16:38.899 --> 01:16:40.201
Brandy.
01:16:44.740 --> 01:16:45.873
Brandy!
01:17:19.808 --> 01:17:21.041
I love you.
01:17:26.882 --> 01:17:28.450
I'm gonna miss you.
01:17:33.288 --> 01:17:34.989
I'm so sorry.
01:17:59.013 --> 01:18:00.914
Oh, sorry, man,
I'll get out your hair.
01:18:07.823 --> 01:18:14.426
♪ Amazing grace
01:18:14.428 --> 01:18:17.564
♪ How sweet
01:18:17.566 --> 01:18:20.834
♪ The sound
01:18:20.836 --> 01:18:23.969
♪ That saved
01:18:23.971 --> 01:18:26.940
♪ A wretch
01:18:26.942 --> 01:18:31.246
♪ Like me
01:18:32.546 --> 01:18:38.150
♪ I once was lost
01:18:38.152 --> 01:18:44.122
♪ But now I'm found
01:18:44.124 --> 01:18:46.826
♪ Was blind
01:18:46.828 --> 01:18:51.600
♪ But now I see
01:18:54.402 --> 01:18:55.300
Thank you.
01:18:55.302 --> 01:18:58.604
♪ 'Twas grace that...
01:18:58.606 --> 01:19:00.840
Yeah. How's that lookin'?
01:19:00.842 --> 01:19:02.609
Miss Daniels, it is
an absolute honor
01:19:02.611 --> 01:19:03.543
to be working with you.
01:19:03.545 --> 01:19:04.409
Mm. You too.
01:19:04.411 --> 01:19:05.512
Can you grab me a cup of coffee?
01:19:05.514 --> 01:19:07.447
- Mm?
- Uh, I'm kidding, of course.
01:19:07.449 --> 01:19:09.214
But can you grab somebody
to grab me a cup of coffee?
01:19:09.216 --> 01:19:11.016
I'm kidding again.
01:19:11.018 --> 01:19:14.254
But daddy does need
a cup of joe, so...
01:19:14.256 --> 01:19:15.922
Where is the bean water?
01:19:15.924 --> 01:19:17.390
- Right there.
- Okay.
01:19:17.392 --> 01:19:18.360
Yeah.
01:19:19.094 --> 01:19:21.293
- He seems nice.
- Yeah, so nice.
01:19:21.295 --> 01:19:24.530
This is good. Just keeping it
profesh. New co-host.
01:19:24.532 --> 01:19:27.266
- Yeah. You go, girl.
- Do people still say that?
01:19:27.268 --> 01:19:28.501
Oh, I do. Is that bad?
01:19:28.503 --> 01:19:30.837
- No, no. I-it works on you.
- Okay.
01:19:30.839 --> 01:19:34.607
Ah. Must be a downer,
but how sad about Jimmy, huh?
01:19:34.609 --> 01:19:37.010
- What about him?
- Oh.
01:19:37.012 --> 01:19:38.645
I heard he had
to put his dog down.
01:19:38.647 --> 01:19:41.080
- What? Brandy?
- Yeah.
01:19:41.082 --> 01:19:42.651
She had a stroke
or something.
01:19:43.417 --> 01:19:44.683
I-I'm sorry,
I thought you knew.
01:19:44.685 --> 01:19:46.654
I guess you guys aren't
on speaking terms.
01:19:47.989 --> 01:19:49.421
Gorgeous.
01:19:49.423 --> 01:19:51.156
Somebody give this coffee
a hard hat
01:19:51.158 --> 01:19:52.926
because it is workin'.
01:19:52.928 --> 01:19:54.159
Show time!
01:19:54.161 --> 01:19:56.563
We're live in five, four,
01:19:56.565 --> 01:19:58.196
three, two...
01:19:58.198 --> 01:20:00.769
I just can't believe she's gone.
01:20:01.803 --> 01:20:04.537
Brandy was Sam's best friend.
01:20:04.539 --> 01:20:06.439
She got him
out of his depression.
01:20:06.441 --> 01:20:09.109
She taught him
how to trust again.
01:20:10.045 --> 01:20:11.911
Sam is just...
01:20:11.913 --> 01:20:14.816
so, so sad.
01:20:21.756 --> 01:20:24.793
Are you sure that it's Sam
that's feeling this way?
01:20:26.328 --> 01:20:29.228
Yes. Why would you ask that?
01:20:29.230 --> 01:20:33.835
I noticed that you neglected
to bring Sam in today.
01:20:36.503 --> 01:20:37.336
Right.
01:20:37.338 --> 01:20:40.240
Ugh, I knew I forgot something.
01:20:41.042 --> 01:20:43.175
You did. Yeah, you did.
01:20:43.177 --> 01:20:44.446
You forgot Sam.
01:20:45.312 --> 01:20:47.349
Forgot to bring Sam in.
01:20:48.249 --> 01:20:49.651
I'm such a mess.
01:20:50.986 --> 01:20:53.288
That'll be $350.
01:20:55.024 --> 01:20:58.057
It is shaping
up to be a beautiful August,
01:20:58.059 --> 01:20:59.458
back-to-school season.
01:20:59.460 --> 01:21:02.294
Parents getting those kids
back on a routine,
01:21:02.296 --> 01:21:04.529
not just wilin' out at night
01:21:04.531 --> 01:21:07.600
and also a time for relief
for the weather.
01:21:07.602 --> 01:21:09.469
We're looking
at a nice cooldown
01:21:09.471 --> 01:21:11.037
and then, look out,
mid-week,
01:21:11.039 --> 01:21:14.273
we're looking
at huge thunderstorms.
01:21:14.275 --> 01:21:17.577
I'm just kidding. Had you
for a second though, right?
01:21:17.579 --> 01:21:19.046
Lot of people
don't know this about me,
01:21:19.048 --> 01:21:22.383
but I have
a great sense of humor.
01:21:30.224 --> 01:21:33.595
Mr. Charlie, yeah.
Time to wake up.
01:21:34.362 --> 01:21:35.995
This is no fun, is it?
01:21:35.997 --> 01:21:38.064
Getting woken up
by someone invading
01:21:38.066 --> 01:21:40.301
your personal space is no fun!
01:21:41.103 --> 01:21:42.270
Huh?
01:21:43.039 --> 01:21:44.037
Charlie?
01:21:45.073 --> 01:21:46.906
Hey! There he is!
01:21:46.908 --> 01:21:48.206
Let's go! Yeah! Here we go.
01:21:48.208 --> 01:21:49.778
Come on. I'll get you
a ginger shot.
01:21:50.779 --> 01:21:53.247
Don't rush it, pal.
The spot's gotta speak to you.
01:21:54.415 --> 01:21:56.516
Look at you, you're like
a kid in a candy store.
01:21:59.854 --> 01:22:01.523
I might go for a run.
01:22:03.458 --> 01:22:04.426
Maybe.
01:22:06.928 --> 01:22:11.196
Whoa. Who's this mature,
young man standing at my door?
01:22:11.198 --> 01:22:13.166
Oh, okay, yeah. Very funny.
01:22:13.168 --> 01:22:14.767
So what's the occasion?
01:22:14.769 --> 01:22:19.239
It's nothing. It's just this
dumb little piece of paper.
01:22:22.143 --> 01:22:23.910
I got an A.
01:22:23.912 --> 01:22:25.210
Come on. We're going out.
01:22:25.212 --> 01:22:27.947
Well, all right. Wise guy.
01:22:27.949 --> 01:22:29.751
Let me get my jacket.
01:22:31.885 --> 01:22:34.252
Hey! You look fantastic.
01:22:34.254 --> 01:22:37.222
Oh, thank you. I...
You don't look too bad yourself.
01:22:37.224 --> 01:22:39.158
What? This old thing?
01:22:39.160 --> 01:22:41.594
I actually just bought this.
Brand new. Gucci.
01:22:41.596 --> 01:22:43.361
- Full price, not cheap.
- Oh.
01:22:45.133 --> 01:22:46.966
There you go.
01:22:46.968 --> 01:22:48.534
What's this? A corsage?
01:22:48.536 --> 01:22:50.069
No, no, no,
those are for your high heels
01:22:50.071 --> 01:22:51.606
so they don't mess up
my carpet.
01:22:52.707 --> 01:22:53.906
Oh, uh...
01:22:53.908 --> 01:22:55.309
Of course.
01:22:59.480 --> 01:23:01.914
Wow! That's really loud!
01:23:01.916 --> 01:23:04.251
Yeah, I like to hear it
with my whole body.
01:23:05.153 --> 01:23:06.420
Oh!
01:23:10.225 --> 01:23:13.092
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh
01:23:13.094 --> 01:23:15.797
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh
01:23:16.831 --> 01:23:20.133
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh
01:23:20.135 --> 01:23:23.069
♪ The right stuff
01:23:23.071 --> 01:23:26.139
♪ First time was
a great time ♪
01:23:26.141 --> 01:23:29.041
♪ Second time was a blast...
01:23:29.043 --> 01:23:31.010
- -I'm so glad
to be a part of this.
01:23:31.012 --> 01:23:33.980
Oh. Hey. Giant balloon dogs.
01:23:33.982 --> 01:23:36.115
- You know it.
- Come on. How about a photo?
01:23:36.117 --> 01:23:37.786
Yeah, I'd love to. Uh...
01:23:38.987 --> 01:23:42.321
Oh, you just... mean a photo
of you by yourself.
01:23:42.323 --> 01:23:43.822
Okay, that's cool.
01:23:43.824 --> 01:23:46.691
- There you go.
- All right. Let's see it.
01:23:46.693 --> 01:23:48.493
Oh, wait, no.
Actually, my nose looks weird.
01:23:48.495 --> 01:23:49.661
Let's do another one.
01:23:49.663 --> 01:23:51.030
I feel like
I should go check in.
01:23:51.032 --> 01:23:52.497
Okay, great. And if you could
go up a little bit
01:23:52.499 --> 01:23:53.532
and I'll stay down.
01:23:53.534 --> 01:23:55.469
- Uh, okay.
- Okay, great.
01:23:57.272 --> 01:23:58.604
I think I got it.
01:23:58.606 --> 01:24:00.439
- There we are. There's my nose.
- Yeah.
01:24:00.441 --> 01:24:01.841
- Uh-huh.
- Okay.
01:24:01.843 --> 01:24:03.042
MIKE;
How about a post?
01:24:03.044 --> 01:24:04.078
Oh. Yeah.
01:24:06.014 --> 01:24:07.081
Giving back...
01:24:08.049 --> 01:24:09.182
Hi.
01:24:09.184 --> 01:24:11.152
...looks as good as it feels.
01:24:11.953 --> 01:24:15.320
- Hashtag New Tricks Rescue.
- Uh-huh, that's us.
01:24:15.322 --> 01:24:18.323
Hashtag Dr. Mike. Nice job.
01:24:18.325 --> 01:24:20.159
- Thank you.
- Oh, let's go shake some hands.
01:24:20.161 --> 01:24:21.661
Kiss some puppies.
01:24:21.663 --> 01:24:22.562
Okay.
01:24:22.564 --> 01:24:24.065
She cleans up nice.
01:24:24.799 --> 01:24:26.532
Don't get me wrong.
You do, too.
01:24:26.534 --> 01:24:29.101
Gertrude, you look
absolutely beautiful today.
01:24:30.405 --> 01:24:34.173
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh
01:24:34.175 --> 01:24:36.708
♪ The right stuff
01:24:37.578 --> 01:24:39.444
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
01:24:39.446 --> 01:24:42.315
I, uh, I had an ulterior motive
to bring you out here.
01:24:42.317 --> 01:24:44.349
Ulterior. Good word.
01:24:44.351 --> 01:24:46.485
See any that you like?
01:24:46.487 --> 01:24:48.590
Well, I like 'em all.
They're all cute.
01:24:49.490 --> 01:24:50.792
Let me rephrase that.
01:24:51.626 --> 01:24:53.761
Do you see any
that you want to adopt?
01:24:55.362 --> 01:24:56.862
I know you still miss Mabel.
01:24:56.864 --> 01:25:00.034
But maybe it's time
for you to move on.
01:25:02.170 --> 01:25:03.370
You know, Tyler,
01:25:04.438 --> 01:25:06.506
I never wanted to adopt Mabel.
01:25:07.407 --> 01:25:08.506
Really?
01:25:08.508 --> 01:25:10.676
I always thought
dogs were a hassle.
01:25:10.678 --> 01:25:12.580
More trouble
than they were worth.
01:25:14.249 --> 01:25:17.685
But my wife, Addie, she pestered
me about it till I gave in.
01:25:18.620 --> 01:25:21.087
We must've looked at a 100 dogs
01:25:21.089 --> 01:25:22.656
before she chose Mabel.
01:25:23.423 --> 01:25:26.658
"This one," she said,
"This is our dog."
01:25:26.660 --> 01:25:28.395
She was right.
01:25:29.697 --> 01:25:32.000
Mabel made our lives
just a little sweeter.
01:25:34.569 --> 01:25:36.170
So when I lost my wife...
01:25:37.373 --> 01:25:40.506
it felt like it was my job
to take care of Mabel.
01:25:40.508 --> 01:25:43.144
Make sure she was as spoiled
as Addie wanted her to be.
01:25:45.213 --> 01:25:47.846
As much as I miss Mabel,
the hardest part about all this
01:25:47.848 --> 01:25:50.717
is feeling like
I let my wife down.
01:25:51.853 --> 01:25:53.888
Walter, I think
Addie will understand.
01:25:54.689 --> 01:25:56.421
I think she would want you
to be happy again.
01:25:56.423 --> 01:26:00.092
Oh, I know.
And I am happy, I mean...
01:26:00.094 --> 01:26:02.897
At least I'm getting there,
thanks to you.
01:26:03.898 --> 01:26:04.864
To me?
01:26:04.866 --> 01:26:06.801
Well, you got me
out of the house.
01:26:07.534 --> 01:26:08.833
I'm wearing this damn suit,
01:26:08.835 --> 01:26:11.072
I feel like I'm a part
of the world again, so...
01:26:12.506 --> 01:26:14.042
thank you, pizza boy.
01:26:14.842 --> 01:26:17.912
Thank you, y-your friendship
means a lot to me.
01:26:20.648 --> 01:26:22.548
- You're not gonna like this.
- What?
01:26:22.550 --> 01:26:24.283
- You're gonna hate me for this.
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
01:26:24.285 --> 01:26:27.653
- Come on. Comin' in.
- Oh, oh, oh, okay.
01:26:27.655 --> 01:26:30.089
I forgive you.
01:26:30.091 --> 01:26:33.225
- Just don't make it a habit.
- All right. All right.
01:26:33.227 --> 01:26:34.828
This one's pretty cute, huh?
01:26:35.829 --> 01:26:38.264
This one looks like
a little pain in the ass.
01:26:40.734 --> 01:26:43.970
So, um, and when
he touched the shoe...
01:26:43.972 --> 01:26:46.872
and this is a button and
this one is white and then...
01:26:46.874 --> 01:26:50.109
Hey! What are you guys doing?
01:26:50.111 --> 01:26:51.777
We're reading a book.
01:26:51.779 --> 01:26:54.647
You are? But why
are you dressed like fairies?
01:26:54.649 --> 01:26:59.018
Not fairies.
As fairy dinosaur princess.
01:26:59.020 --> 01:27:00.921
Oh.
01:27:02.056 --> 01:27:05.024
Amelia, I have some news
I have to tell you,
01:27:05.026 --> 01:27:06.693
and it's kind of sad.
01:27:08.696 --> 01:27:09.998
Okay, here it goes.
01:27:10.732 --> 01:27:14.300
Um, you have been doing
such a great job
01:27:14.302 --> 01:27:16.037
taking care of Mr. Snuggles.
01:27:17.005 --> 01:27:18.504
Thank you.
01:27:18.506 --> 01:27:20.741
And I know she loves
playing with you.
01:27:21.476 --> 01:27:23.541
Uh, it's just...
01:27:23.543 --> 01:27:26.178
we found out that Mr. Snuggles
01:27:26.180 --> 01:27:28.116
has an owner named Walter.
01:27:29.450 --> 01:27:31.717
- Walter?
- Yeah.
01:27:31.719 --> 01:27:34.687
And Walter lost Mr. Snuggles
01:27:34.689 --> 01:27:36.991
and he misses her very much.
01:27:38.026 --> 01:27:40.995
So as much as we'd like
to keep Mr. Snuggles,
01:27:41.796 --> 01:27:43.964
I'm afraid she's gonna
have to go back home.
01:27:48.302 --> 01:27:50.036
Oh.
01:27:50.038 --> 01:27:51.904
Yeah. I know.
01:27:51.906 --> 01:27:54.273
I know, sweetie.
It's so sad.
01:27:54.275 --> 01:27:56.077
And happy too.
01:27:58.946 --> 01:28:00.079
How?
01:28:00.081 --> 01:28:02.817
Mr. Snuggles gets
to go back home.
01:28:07.522 --> 01:28:09.788
Yeah. Yes, she does.
01:28:09.790 --> 01:28:11.892
And Walter will be happy too.
01:28:14.594 --> 01:28:17.597
Walter will be very happy.
01:28:18.499 --> 01:28:20.299
And I'm sure
he's gonna wanna thank you
01:28:20.301 --> 01:28:21.669
for taking care of her.
01:28:22.537 --> 01:28:25.173
Does it mean
we have to say goodbye now?
01:28:26.808 --> 01:28:29.476
No. No, we don't have
to say goodbye now.
01:28:29.478 --> 01:28:30.544
We can do that tomorrow.
01:28:30.546 --> 01:28:32.712
- Yay!
- Mm-hmm.
01:28:34.014 --> 01:28:36.082
I understand
why some people choose
01:28:36.084 --> 01:28:37.749
not to adopt.
01:28:37.751 --> 01:28:39.351
Life is hard enough as it is.
01:28:39.353 --> 01:28:41.022
Why-why make it any harder?
01:28:44.525 --> 01:28:45.860
So why are we here?
01:28:46.828 --> 01:28:48.863
Why are we doing this?
01:28:53.368 --> 01:28:54.336
It's for them.
01:28:55.436 --> 01:28:58.504
You know, uh, for a lot of dogs
that come to New Tricks stores,
01:28:58.506 --> 01:29:00.672
life has been really hard.
01:29:00.674 --> 01:29:02.909
For some of them,
it's been downright cruel.
01:29:04.178 --> 01:29:06.778
And yet, they find a way
01:29:06.780 --> 01:29:10.718
to open their hearts to us
01:29:11.452 --> 01:29:13.853
to love and to be loved,
01:29:13.855 --> 01:29:15.988
and I-I find that beautiful.
01:29:15.990 --> 01:29:18.092
And so, I'm asking you today
01:29:19.025 --> 01:29:21.895
to find a way for you
to open up your heart.
01:29:23.697 --> 01:29:26.664
Or your checkbook,
whichever one opens first
01:29:26.666 --> 01:29:28.300
and let's find a new home
for New Tricks.
01:29:28.302 --> 01:29:30.970
That would be amazing.
Any contribution will help.
01:29:30.972 --> 01:29:34.173
Thank you so much. Um, oh,
and-and I just want to give
01:29:34.175 --> 01:29:38.846
a quick shout-out to our
incredible party planner.
01:29:39.581 --> 01:29:41.180
Tara, thank you so much.
01:29:41.182 --> 01:29:43.482
Thank you for making
New Tricks your purpose.
01:29:43.484 --> 01:29:47.186
All right, go drink, be merry,
Frunk will be back soon.
01:29:47.188 --> 01:29:49.190
- Whoo!
- Have fun.
01:29:50.491 --> 01:29:54.095
And adopt a dog. You wanna do
that one as well. Okay.
01:29:56.297 --> 01:29:58.063
Whoo!
01:29:58.065 --> 01:29:59.565
What is Frunk?
01:29:59.567 --> 01:30:01.133
I have no clue.
01:30:01.135 --> 01:30:02.835
Hey, hey,
it's Jimmy Johnston here.
01:30:02.837 --> 01:30:04.770
We're at
the New Tricks Charity Event
01:30:04.772 --> 01:30:06.338
in Griffith Park,
so come on down.
01:30:06.340 --> 01:30:08.407
We have lots of fun,
we have lots of games
01:30:08.409 --> 01:30:09.974
and food, food trucks.
01:30:09.976 --> 01:30:12.545
Uh, come on down,
adopt your new best friend.
01:30:12.547 --> 01:30:14.580
- I know.
- You never know who you...
01:30:14.582 --> 01:30:16.881
Why does he have
to look so good?
01:30:16.883 --> 01:30:19.385
- We havin' a good time?
- Yeah!
01:30:19.387 --> 01:30:21.320
Right. You hear 'em.
Come on down to Griffith Park.
01:30:21.322 --> 01:30:24.356
We have big dogs, we got
small dogs, long hair...
01:30:24.358 --> 01:30:25.758
Don't do that.
01:30:25.760 --> 01:30:27.793
Don't think you're
just gonna stare me down
01:30:27.795 --> 01:30:29.228
and I'm gonna go to this thing.
01:30:29.230 --> 01:30:30.797
I'm not going. Mnh-mnh.
01:30:31.532 --> 01:30:32.999
I'm not going.
01:30:34.201 --> 01:30:35.733
♪ Oh yeah
01:30:35.735 --> 01:30:37.670
Where are you?
01:30:37.672 --> 01:30:40.439
Where... Oh.
01:30:40.441 --> 01:30:41.640
♪ All right
01:30:41.642 --> 01:30:42.975
♪ Say all right
01:30:42.977 --> 01:30:45.179
- Oh, Elizabeth?
- Yeah. Elizabeth.
01:30:46.447 --> 01:30:47.681
Griffith Park, yeah?
01:30:47.683 --> 01:30:49.148
♪ Say all right
01:30:49.150 --> 01:30:51.185
Great. Whew!
01:30:52.654 --> 01:30:54.788
Oh, why-why are we...
01:30:55.855 --> 01:30:57.956
You know what, I'm gonna run.
01:30:57.958 --> 01:30:59.826
Yeah. I'm gonna run.
01:31:02.996 --> 01:31:04.430
Five stars.
01:31:04.432 --> 01:31:06.899
♪ With all my heart
01:31:06.901 --> 01:31:10.569
♪ I love you baby
01:31:10.571 --> 01:31:12.672
Mayor Caughlin.
01:31:12.674 --> 01:31:14.340
- Channel 12 here.
- Hello, Jimmy.
01:31:14.342 --> 01:31:16.041
How you doin' this evening?
Havin' a good time?
01:31:16.043 --> 01:31:17.943
I am doing great this evening.
01:31:17.945 --> 01:31:20.011
I think I adopted
three terriers
01:31:20.013 --> 01:31:21.413
and a... and a small pony.
01:31:21.415 --> 01:31:23.748
You're not gonna ask me
to dance, are you?
01:31:23.750 --> 01:31:25.184
- May I?
- You may.
01:31:25.186 --> 01:31:26.652
All right.
01:31:26.654 --> 01:31:29.321
♪ Sweet love
01:31:29.323 --> 01:31:32.891
♪ Hear me
callin' out your name ♪
01:31:32.893 --> 01:31:36.762
♪ I feel no shame
I'm in love ♪
01:31:36.764 --> 01:31:38.797
Hey, don't have
too much fun, okay.
01:31:38.799 --> 01:31:40.034
- Hey.
- Hi.
01:31:41.269 --> 01:31:43.103
Hey, thank you
for the kind words up there.
01:31:43.837 --> 01:31:44.971
Yeah, of course.
01:31:45.706 --> 01:31:46.771
How's it going?
01:31:46.773 --> 01:31:48.440
- Um, amazing.
- Yeah?
01:31:48.442 --> 01:31:52.077
Yeah, we got a bunch of people
to sign adoption applications.
01:31:52.079 --> 01:31:53.078
Amazing.
01:31:53.080 --> 01:31:55.214
Uh, a lot of elderly women
have told me
01:31:55.216 --> 01:31:57.283
that I look
like Pee-wee Herman.
01:31:57.285 --> 01:31:58.717
- So... I'm...
- Okay.
01:31:58.719 --> 01:31:59.952
I'm taking it
as a compliment.
01:31:59.954 --> 01:32:01.222
Yeah, I think
that's a good thing.
01:32:02.089 --> 01:32:04.056
- A handsome Pee-wee Herman.
- Yes, thank you.
01:32:04.058 --> 01:32:06.358
- You're welcome.
- How's, uh, how's the hot date?
01:32:06.360 --> 01:32:09.530
Uh, a little chillier
than I expected.
01:32:18.773 --> 01:32:20.272
Um, excuse me, I'm just...
01:32:20.274 --> 01:32:22.141
- I need to get in there.
- Not right now, you don't.
01:32:22.143 --> 01:32:23.876
I just need to talk
to my friend.
01:32:23.878 --> 01:32:25.844
Not right now, you don't.
01:32:25.846 --> 01:32:27.580
Uh... Okay.
01:32:27.582 --> 01:32:30.084
Okay, fine. I'm gone.
01:32:34.954 --> 01:32:36.789
- Jimmy!
- Liz.
01:32:38.693 --> 01:32:40.958
Marvin, is it finally
Code Orange?
01:32:40.960 --> 01:32:42.261
- Liz?
- Move those dogs.
01:32:42.263 --> 01:32:43.696
- Hey, hey, hey. I got her.
- Get off of me.
01:32:43.698 --> 01:32:44.663
- I got her. I got her.
- Get...
01:32:44.665 --> 01:32:46.365
- Sorry about that.
- Get...
01:32:46.367 --> 01:32:48.069
I am not a crazy person.
01:32:48.804 --> 01:32:49.769
Liz, what are you doing here?
01:32:49.771 --> 01:32:51.172
Jimmy, I love...
01:32:54.441 --> 01:32:55.375
dogs.
01:32:57.545 --> 01:32:58.546
Is that it?
01:32:59.780 --> 01:33:00.947
No.
01:33:01.682 --> 01:33:03.117
No, of course not. I...
01:33:04.518 --> 01:33:08.089
I'm sorry that I wasn't there
for you, for Brandy, I...
01:33:09.657 --> 01:33:11.158
She was wonderful.
01:33:14.595 --> 01:33:16.228
Yes, she was.
01:33:16.230 --> 01:33:17.164
Thank you.
01:33:18.998 --> 01:33:20.733
I got you something.
01:33:20.735 --> 01:33:21.933
What is it?
01:33:21.935 --> 01:33:23.236
Uh, it's just a gift.
01:33:23.970 --> 01:33:25.206
It's just, um...
01:33:26.106 --> 01:33:27.939
It's just a little something.
01:33:29.710 --> 01:33:32.246
Don't let the Tiffany box
fool you.
01:33:44.558 --> 01:33:48.327
"I am I because
my little dog knows me.
01:33:48.329 --> 01:33:49.463
Gertrude Stein."
01:33:56.404 --> 01:33:57.405
I, um...
01:33:59.306 --> 01:34:02.007
Are you okay? I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean to upset you.
01:34:02.009 --> 01:34:05.277
No, no. My God.
No, I'm not upset.
01:34:05.279 --> 01:34:06.347
I'm happy.
01:34:07.748 --> 01:34:11.084
This is the sweetest gift
that I've ever been given and...
01:34:12.085 --> 01:34:14.820
You know, just being
a part of this,
01:34:14.822 --> 01:34:18.724
it has given me
so much, I ju...
01:34:21.762 --> 01:34:22.963
Hey.
01:34:26.333 --> 01:34:27.501
This is all you.
01:34:30.437 --> 01:34:32.704
You know, if someone would just
give this sweet girl a home,
01:34:32.706 --> 01:34:34.138
my life would be complete.
01:34:34.140 --> 01:34:37.676
Well, um, someone actually
adopted her this evening.
01:34:37.678 --> 01:34:39.280
No way. Who?
01:34:41.816 --> 01:34:43.317
I did. This guy.
01:34:44.718 --> 01:34:47.555
You know, sometimes people don't
realize how amazing a dog is.
01:34:48.622 --> 01:34:50.422
But, um...
01:34:50.424 --> 01:34:52.692
I know how special she is,
and I-I realized
01:34:52.694 --> 01:34:54.494
I didn't want to let her go.
01:35:10.912 --> 01:35:12.213
What are you doing?
01:35:13.614 --> 01:35:16.350
Well, I just realized
I didn't want to let you go.
01:35:18.752 --> 01:35:22.119
And listen, I'm-I'm not saying
that we need to jump back
01:35:22.121 --> 01:35:24.325
into a relationship, but...
01:35:25.926 --> 01:35:28.894
I care about you.
And so does Sam.
01:35:28.896 --> 01:35:31.196
And we would both
really love it
01:35:31.198 --> 01:35:32.764
if we could spend...
01:35:32.766 --> 01:35:34.168
God, I wanna kiss you
right now...
01:35:36.370 --> 01:35:38.972
but I know you got your
whole rule about on camera PDA.
01:35:38.974 --> 01:35:40.807
What? Cameras?
01:35:40.809 --> 01:35:42.643
- Yeah. We're still, uh...
- Oh.
01:35:43.376 --> 01:35:45.042
- Right. Cameras.
- Mm-hmm.
01:35:45.044 --> 01:35:47.080
They can still hear me. Yeah.
01:35:48.682 --> 01:35:49.848
Screw it.
01:35:55.923 --> 01:35:58.790
They're gonna have
such beautiful babies.
01:35:58.792 --> 01:36:01.393
I could have sworn
he was into me.
01:36:01.395 --> 01:36:02.594
Wow, they're really covering
01:36:02.596 --> 01:36:04.465
the hell out
of this charity event.
01:36:05.266 --> 01:36:06.965
- By the way, I'm pregnant.
- What?
01:36:06.967 --> 01:36:08.499
Sorry.
01:36:14.240 --> 01:36:16.173
♪ Who let the dogs out?
01:36:16.175 --> 01:36:18.210
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
01:36:18.212 --> 01:36:19.978
♪ Who let the dogs out?
01:36:19.980 --> 01:36:22.447
Ooh. Oh, oh.
This should be our song.
01:36:22.449 --> 01:36:24.082
- No. Unh-unh.
- Yeah. Yea...
01:36:24.084 --> 01:36:25.852
- Mnh-mnh.
- Mm-hmm.
01:36:25.854 --> 01:36:28.153
♪ Who let the dogs out?
01:36:28.155 --> 01:36:30.088
Uh, excuse me.
01:36:30.090 --> 01:36:32.891
Oh. Uh, hey, Dr. Mike.
01:36:32.893 --> 01:36:34.495
I thought we were on a date.
01:36:36.530 --> 01:36:37.831
I changed my mind.
01:36:40.734 --> 01:36:43.404
All right. I guess I get that.
01:36:45.272 --> 01:36:47.406
- He took that well. Yeah.
- I think so.
01:36:47.408 --> 01:36:49.241
♪ Who let the dogs out?
01:36:49.243 --> 01:36:51.044
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
01:36:51.046 --> 01:36:52.979
♪ Who let the dogs out?
01:36:52.981 --> 01:36:54.715
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
01:36:55.816 --> 01:36:57.114
How did you...
01:36:57.116 --> 01:37:00.854
Uh, I had one
just like this in college.
01:37:02.188 --> 01:37:03.324
Gosh!
01:37:06.060 --> 01:37:09.194
Oh, my gosh.
Look at it inside!
01:37:09.196 --> 01:37:11.030
This is so great, baby.
01:37:11.032 --> 01:37:12.598
Aw, I apprec...
01:37:12.600 --> 01:37:14.101
I love you so much.
01:37:18.304 --> 01:37:20.338
I love you so much, Walter.
01:37:20.340 --> 01:37:21.907
Thank you so much.
01:37:21.909 --> 01:37:24.275
Ah, come on, baby. Get in.
01:37:26.080 --> 01:37:27.846
Come on! Get in. Come on.
01:37:27.848 --> 01:37:29.881
Let's go for a ride.
01:37:29.883 --> 01:37:30.851
Hello?
01:37:32.019 --> 01:37:33.187
Yes?
01:37:34.755 --> 01:37:35.789
Yes, it is.
01:37:38.392 --> 01:37:39.360
Oh.
01:37:41.295 --> 01:37:43.764
Oh, that's...
th-that's wonderful.
01:37:44.765 --> 01:37:45.866
Is Mabel okay?
01:37:46.934 --> 01:37:49.335
Yeah, yeah, Mabel. Yes.
01:37:50.303 --> 01:37:52.070
Oh, that-that's great.
01:37:52.072 --> 01:37:54.106
No, no, no, no.
No, no problem. No problem.
01:37:54.108 --> 01:37:55.743
I could meet you anywhere.
01:37:57.112 --> 01:37:58.579
Yes, yes, I know it well.
01:38:00.247 --> 01:38:01.847
Yes. Fantastic.
01:38:19.199 --> 01:38:21.268
Well, we found her,
sweetheart.
01:38:22.636 --> 01:38:24.070
We found her.
01:38:24.072 --> 01:38:26.039
Oh, I hear you.
01:38:29.077 --> 01:38:30.641
Hey, hey.
01:38:30.643 --> 01:38:31.542
Hey!
01:38:31.544 --> 01:38:32.811
Oh, my God,
you look amazing.
01:38:32.813 --> 01:38:36.148
Oh... Thanks, we're doing
so much better.
01:38:36.150 --> 01:38:38.450
- Hi, Charlie bear!
- What happened?
01:38:39.787 --> 01:38:41.019
Carol happened.
01:38:41.021 --> 01:38:42.454
Greg had to go back to work,
01:38:42.456 --> 01:38:44.389
so his mom flew in to help us.
01:38:44.391 --> 01:38:46.858
And she does everything
so much better than us.
01:38:46.860 --> 01:38:49.795
You know, I got four hours
of sleep last night.
01:38:49.797 --> 01:38:51.229
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
01:38:51.231 --> 01:38:53.066
No, that's really good.
01:38:53.068 --> 01:38:54.833
I'm really proud of you.
01:38:54.835 --> 01:38:57.135
You're a single mom,
and you're doing it.
01:38:57.137 --> 01:38:58.772
Well, I have Greg.
01:38:59.940 --> 01:39:01.139
You're a single mom.
01:39:02.609 --> 01:39:03.575
Watch this.
01:39:03.577 --> 01:39:05.944
- Frunk.
- Oh, God.
01:39:05.946 --> 01:39:07.881
Uh... Frunk.
01:39:09.283 --> 01:39:11.084
Great. I'm gonna have
to say "Frunk"
01:39:11.086 --> 01:39:12.517
any time I want him
to do anything?
01:39:12.519 --> 01:39:14.586
You see,
Frunk can mean anything.
01:39:14.588 --> 01:39:17.689
Well, I hope he wasn't
too much of a burden to you.
01:39:17.691 --> 01:39:18.724
Oh, no, he was.
01:39:18.726 --> 01:39:20.624
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, it's good.
01:39:20.626 --> 01:39:23.695
I feel like I spend so much
of my time burdening you.
01:39:23.697 --> 01:39:24.763
No.
01:39:24.765 --> 01:39:27.165
I mean, you really, really
take care of me.
01:39:27.167 --> 01:39:31.169
You lend me money, you give me
a place to stay when I need it,
01:39:31.171 --> 01:39:32.604
you pay the insurance
of my van.
01:39:32.606 --> 01:39:33.741
Wait, I do?
01:39:34.908 --> 01:39:35.876
No.
01:39:37.112 --> 01:39:38.679
Can we visit her?
01:39:40.048 --> 01:39:41.916
I don't know,
but we can certainly ask.
01:39:43.316 --> 01:39:45.284
I'm sad, Mommy.
01:39:48.555 --> 01:39:50.055
Oh.
01:39:50.057 --> 01:39:52.124
I'm sad, too.
01:39:52.126 --> 01:39:53.259
But you know what?
01:39:53.994 --> 01:39:56.762
We are still a family.
Okay.
01:39:56.764 --> 01:39:59.600
And families help each other
through sad times.
01:40:01.769 --> 01:40:02.770
Do you want a hug?
01:40:03.938 --> 01:40:04.873
Yeah?
01:40:06.006 --> 01:40:07.306
Oh.
01:40:09.442 --> 01:40:11.576
- Mr. Chapman.
- Walter. Hey. Hello.
01:40:11.578 --> 01:40:12.844
- All right.
- Yeah, nice to meet you.
01:40:12.846 --> 01:40:14.212
- I've heard such great things.
- Pleasure.
01:40:14.214 --> 01:40:15.547
Likewise.
01:40:15.549 --> 01:40:17.415
Uh, Tyler is a good kid.
01:40:17.417 --> 01:40:19.151
- He is a great kid. Yeah.
- Yeah.
01:40:19.153 --> 01:40:22.221
Oh, uh, this stuff
is for you here. Um...
01:40:22.223 --> 01:40:24.523
We, uh, we just picked up
a couple of things
01:40:24.525 --> 01:40:26.125
- so the dog will be more comfortable.
- Okay.
01:40:26.127 --> 01:40:27.461
All right.
01:40:32.099 --> 01:40:33.432
You're a good dog.
01:40:34.802 --> 01:40:35.736
Okay.
01:40:37.137 --> 01:40:38.071
I gotta go.
01:40:39.173 --> 01:40:40.841
Try not to miss me too bad.
01:40:41.975 --> 01:40:43.710
I won't miss you at all.
01:40:52.653 --> 01:40:55.386
- All right, I'll see you soon.
- Aw.
01:40:59.193 --> 01:41:00.892
Dax, are you crying?
01:41:00.894 --> 01:41:02.060
Yeah.
01:41:02.062 --> 01:41:03.597
This is what happens.
01:41:05.065 --> 01:41:07.098
Plus, I was maced, like...
01:41:07.100 --> 01:41:09.268
- pretty recently.
- Okay. Okay.
01:41:09.270 --> 01:41:11.903
So I can't control
when I'm tearin' up.
01:41:11.905 --> 01:41:12.973
Oh!
01:41:13.707 --> 01:41:16.077
He likes it when you put
these on his food.
01:41:17.278 --> 01:41:19.945
- What is that...
- You remember when you said that I saved you?
01:41:19.947 --> 01:41:21.947
I said no human food!
01:41:21.949 --> 01:41:23.215
Okay, bye.
01:41:23.217 --> 01:41:24.785
Love you. Bye, burden.
01:41:26.787 --> 01:41:27.821
Del Taco?
01:41:40.868 --> 01:41:41.802
Mabel.
01:41:45.005 --> 01:41:46.437
Good girl.
01:41:49.910 --> 01:41:50.878
Honey.
01:42:07.027 --> 01:42:08.728
Hey!
01:42:09.997 --> 01:42:11.597
Hey!
01:42:13.432 --> 01:42:15.602
Well, don't you look
slim and trim.
01:42:19.072 --> 01:42:21.172
- Well, hello!
- Hi.
01:42:21.174 --> 01:42:23.942
- What's your name?
- Amelia Chapman.
01:42:23.944 --> 01:42:26.044
Have you been taking care
of this dog, Amelia?
01:42:26.046 --> 01:42:29.282
- Feeding her and walking her?
- Why, yes, I have.
01:42:29.284 --> 01:42:30.781
Well, she looks so happy.
01:42:30.783 --> 01:42:32.752
You must be doing
a great job.
01:42:40.627 --> 01:42:42.894
Uh, well, sweetie,
I think it's probably time
01:42:42.896 --> 01:42:44.696
we should say goodbye
to the doggie
01:42:44.698 --> 01:42:46.600
so she can go back home.
01:42:48.068 --> 01:42:49.534
Oh, um, we were wondering
01:42:49.536 --> 01:42:51.370
if we could visit your dog
01:42:51.372 --> 01:42:53.007
every once in a while.
01:43:02.616 --> 01:43:03.951
I don't think so.
01:43:05.052 --> 01:43:06.584
Oh. Okay.
01:43:06.586 --> 01:43:08.354
We just thought we'd ask.
01:43:08.356 --> 01:43:09.854
No, um, you misunderstood.
01:43:09.856 --> 01:43:13.225
I mean... I don't think
you'll be able to visit
01:43:13.227 --> 01:43:14.861
because there's been
a mistake.
01:43:16.897 --> 01:43:18.464
This isn't my dog.
01:43:20.466 --> 01:43:21.969
I'm sorry, what?
01:43:23.536 --> 01:43:25.739
I'd say this is your dog.
01:43:28.642 --> 01:43:30.041
Walter, you don't have
to do that.
01:43:30.043 --> 01:43:34.114
What a lucky dog
to have such a sweet family.
01:43:36.917 --> 01:43:39.517
- I don't know what to say here.
- No, nothing to say.
01:43:39.519 --> 01:43:42.222
Just... misunderstanding,
that's all.
01:43:43.589 --> 01:43:46.858
Well, the dog seems to like you
a lot, so, uh...
01:43:46.860 --> 01:43:48.860
...if you'd like, you know,
01:43:48.862 --> 01:43:50.328
we could meet up
in the park sometime.
01:43:50.330 --> 01:43:51.999
Yes. Yes.
01:43:53.567 --> 01:43:55.569
You know,
I'd like that very much.
01:43:57.472 --> 01:43:58.970
Is that okay with you?
01:43:58.972 --> 01:44:00.071
Of course.
01:44:00.073 --> 01:44:02.408
Of course.
01:44:02.410 --> 01:44:03.910
All right. Well...
01:44:04.811 --> 01:44:07.511
I-I know you don't
know me, but...
01:44:07.513 --> 01:44:08.645
- Aw.
- Thank you, thank you,
01:44:08.647 --> 01:44:10.649
thank you, thank you,
thank you!
01:44:12.551 --> 01:44:13.754
You're welcome.
01:44:17.557 --> 01:44:19.024
- Enjoy.
- Yeah.
01:44:19.026 --> 01:44:20.925
- Thank you, sir.
- See you soon, huh?
01:44:20.927 --> 01:44:21.860
- Yes.
- Yes.
01:44:21.862 --> 01:44:22.796
All right.
01:44:24.499 --> 01:44:27.932
Mommy, why are you crying?
Are you sad?
01:44:27.934 --> 01:44:29.701
No.
01:44:29.703 --> 01:44:31.204
No, I'm not sad, I'm happy!
01:44:31.938 --> 01:44:34.307
Sometimes, people cry
when they're happy.
01:44:46.586 --> 01:44:48.521
Well, good morning,
or should I say
01:44:48.523 --> 01:44:50.289
wake up, LA.
01:44:50.291 --> 01:44:53.392
We're here at the beach today
with my dog Sam.
01:44:53.394 --> 01:44:56.227
All dogs love
the beach, so come on down.
01:44:56.229 --> 01:44:57.996
ELIZABETH
We do love the beach...
01:44:57.998 --> 01:45:00.631
Oh, hey, you!
01:45:00.633 --> 01:45:04.202
Oh, I know your spot.
Right there. Yeah.
01:45:04.204 --> 01:45:06.073
That's what you came for, huh?
01:45:06.840 --> 01:45:09.207
Oh, well, now look at you.
01:45:09.209 --> 01:45:11.142
Where'd you come from?
01:45:11.144 --> 01:45:14.413
Oh, hello, beautiful!
01:45:14.415 --> 01:45:16.748
Oh, look. Yeah, okay...
01:45:16.750 --> 01:45:19.716
Sorry, Walter, one of the dogs
knows how to open up doors.
01:45:19.718 --> 01:45:22.187
Ah, it's All right.
Mi casa su casa.
01:45:22.189 --> 01:45:23.154
Ah...
01:45:26.827 --> 01:45:30.428
- What?
- I took Spanish in high school.
01:45:30.430 --> 01:45:32.797
Anyway, um... Look.
01:45:32.799 --> 01:45:35.900
Walter, uh,
I know we kid, or I kid
01:45:35.902 --> 01:45:38.537
and you stare blankly
at me, but, um,
01:45:38.539 --> 01:45:40.473
I just wanna say
thank you so much
01:45:40.475 --> 01:45:41.941
for opening up your home.
01:45:42.775 --> 01:45:45.343
And I hope my thanking you
hasn't been annoying.
01:45:45.345 --> 01:45:47.278
It is annoying. Please, stop.
01:45:48.614 --> 01:45:50.582
Message received.
01:45:50.584 --> 01:45:52.517
- Uh... thank you.
- Okay.
01:45:52.519 --> 01:45:54.187
Who wants to go outside?
01:46:05.399 --> 01:46:06.732
Aww.
01:46:11.404 --> 01:46:12.738
Hey, baby.
01:46:13.940 --> 01:46:15.773
- That's my girlfriend.
- Mm-hmm.
01:46:15.775 --> 01:46:17.711
Oh, don't feed Darla.
Her tummy's upset.
01:46:18.478 --> 01:46:20.280
- Hey, old man.
- Wise guy.
01:46:23.016 --> 01:46:24.849
I hope it's not weird
we're dating.
01:46:24.851 --> 01:46:27.255
No. No, I'm just happy
you're happy.
01:46:28.489 --> 01:46:29.720
And to be honest,
01:46:29.722 --> 01:46:32.025
I think you two are perfect
for each other.
01:46:33.593 --> 01:46:34.793
Oh.
01:46:35.661 --> 01:46:37.130
Mm, sweet.
01:46:38.965 --> 01:46:40.100
Thank you.
01:46:44.738 --> 01:46:46.171
Have you seen Gertrude?
01:46:46.173 --> 01:46:48.206
Who is this little guy?
01:46:48.208 --> 01:46:49.841
Oh, my God. I didn't
know my friend Scotch was coming
01:46:49.843 --> 01:46:51.644
to visit me today.
01:46:51.646 --> 01:46:53.245
Is she yours?
01:46:53.247 --> 01:46:54.811
Nope, she's ours.
01:46:54.813 --> 01:46:56.780
- Wanna hold her?
- Yes, I wanna hold her.
01:46:57.918 --> 01:46:59.617
Hey, what is this?
What is this?
01:47:00.887 --> 01:47:02.387
No.
01:47:02.389 --> 01:47:03.855
Jimmy, I...
01:47:03.857 --> 01:47:05.258
Elizabeth...
01:47:06.561 --> 01:47:07.894
will you marry me?
01:47:11.198 --> 01:47:12.598
- Yes!
- Yes?
01:47:12.600 --> 01:47:13.998
- Yes, of course.
- Yes?
01:47:16.270 --> 01:47:18.102
- Sam. Where's Sam? Sam!
- Yeah, get Sam. Get Sam.
01:47:18.104 --> 01:47:19.637
Get Sam.
01:47:19.639 --> 01:47:21.241
Come here. Oh, yes.
01:47:22.309 --> 01:47:23.641
Come here, baby.
01:47:23.643 --> 01:47:27.045
♪ Come and take
a ride with me ♪
01:47:27.047 --> 01:47:30.114
♪ Kissing on your wrist
so casually ♪
01:47:30.116 --> 01:47:32.618
♪ Livin' out
a public fantasy ♪
01:47:32.620 --> 01:47:36.689
♪ Oh you stop in every row
01:47:36.691 --> 01:47:40.359
♪ You kiss me oh
01:47:40.361 --> 01:47:42.293
♪ Plain to see
01:47:42.295 --> 01:47:46.830
♪ You're the face
I wanna call on ♪
01:47:46.832 --> 01:47:48.933
♪ So what's
another minute baby ♪
01:47:48.935 --> 01:47:51.302
♪ You and me
01:47:51.304 --> 01:47:55.807
♪ Are the reason why hearts
are made of gold ♪
01:47:55.809 --> 01:47:59.911
"Scene 108-C, role 15,
take three." Nailed it.
01:47:59.913 --> 01:48:01.813
♪ Who let the dogs out?
01:48:01.815 --> 01:48:04.050
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
01:48:06.720 --> 01:48:08.219
Oh, look at these guys.
01:48:08.221 --> 01:48:10.121
Looks like you're
in deep Shih Tzu.
01:48:10.123 --> 01:48:12.457
You know, I'm actually surprised
you knew these were Shih Tzus.
01:48:12.459 --> 01:48:13.625
I know my dogs.
01:48:13.627 --> 01:48:15.760
You know your Shih Tzu
about Shih Tzus.
01:48:17.163 --> 01:48:19.530
- Dude, your dog is fat.
- Excuse me?
01:48:19.532 --> 01:48:21.399
Oh, I'm sorry,
what I meant to say is
01:48:21.401 --> 01:48:22.767
your dog is super fat.
01:48:22.769 --> 01:48:23.801
Excuse me?
01:48:23.803 --> 01:48:24.769
What I meant to say is
01:48:24.771 --> 01:48:26.372
if your dog gets any bigger,
01:48:26.374 --> 01:48:28.307
its feet won't be able
to touch the ground.
01:48:28.309 --> 01:48:29.375
Excuse me?
01:48:29.377 --> 01:48:30.974
I feel like if I hit
your dog hard enough,
01:48:30.976 --> 01:48:32.112
candy will fly out.
01:48:32.911 --> 01:48:35.148
Excuse me?
01:48:36.750 --> 01:48:38.650
Ow, that's inside
my ear canal.
01:48:38.652 --> 01:48:40.985
Ew. He's talking
into my ear canal.
01:48:40.987 --> 01:48:43.790
Oh, no, it's too early to play.
Too early to play.
01:48:44.824 --> 01:48:46.824
♪ Who let the dogs out?
01:48:46.826 --> 01:48:48.993
♪ Woof woof woof woof
01:48:48.995 --> 01:48:50.498
Wanna hear
a real band name?
01:48:51.798 --> 01:48:54.131
- Foghat.
- Great name.
01:48:54.133 --> 01:48:56.033
Foghat is just
two words put together.
01:48:56.035 --> 01:48:58.069
It-it paints
a whole picture.
01:48:58.071 --> 01:49:01.439
Yeah, of a fog
with a hat on top of it.
01:49:01.441 --> 01:49:02.807
- Yes.
- How does it...
01:49:07.080 --> 01:49:08.946
I'm sorry. Is this weird?
01:49:08.948 --> 01:49:12.016
No. No, no, no, no, no.
It-it's just turning me on
01:49:12.018 --> 01:49:13.585
in like a really weird way.
01:49:13.587 --> 01:49:14.988
So I'm into it.
01:49:18.957 --> 01:49:21.526
♪ But they say hey man
dat is part of the party ♪
01:49:21.528 --> 01:49:22.893
♪ Yepee ah yo
01:49:22.895 --> 01:49:24.996
♪ To put a woman in front
and they man behind ♪
01:49:24.998 --> 01:49:26.931
♪ I hear a woman shout out
who let the dogs... ♪
01:49:26.933 --> 01:49:28.399
Ow! I'm sorry, Brandy.
01:49:28.401 --> 01:49:29.967
Oh, oh... Ow.
01:49:29.969 --> 01:49:33.639
- ♪ Who let the dogs out?
- ♪ Woof woof woof
01:49:33.641 --> 01:49:35.173
This morning, he was like,
01:49:35.175 --> 01:49:38.009
"Whoa, some of your hair's dark
and some some of it's light."
01:49:38.011 --> 01:49:40.080
And I was like, "Thank you."
01:49:41.081 --> 01:49:43.581
He got me this jacket
which is disgusting,
01:49:43.583 --> 01:49:45.183
but I can't stop wearing it.
01:49:45.185 --> 01:49:48.019
Look at these sleeves.
It's stupid.
01:49:48.021 --> 01:49:49.120
It smells like his house.
01:49:49.122 --> 01:49:52.457
And cut.
01:49:52.459 --> 01:49:54.158
♪ Who let the dogs out?
01:49:54.160 --> 01:49:56.494
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
01:49:56.496 --> 01:49:58.062
♪ Who let the dogs out?
01:49:58.064 --> 01:49:59.931
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
01:49:59.933 --> 01:50:01.600
♪ Last year in the dance
you had a ball... ♪
01:50:01.602 --> 01:50:04.336
Can you answer a question
with more than two words?
01:50:04.338 --> 01:50:05.570
I can.
01:50:05.572 --> 01:50:06.903
Okay, how did you get
01:50:06.905 --> 01:50:08.272
to rehearsal today?
01:50:08.274 --> 01:50:09.275
By car.
01:50:10.008 --> 01:50:11.942
How many instruments
did you learn to play
01:50:11.944 --> 01:50:13.513
before you learned
to play the drums?
01:50:14.647 --> 01:50:16.881
- Just drums.
- Just... God! Jes...
01:50:16.883 --> 01:50:18.950
All right. You know what?
01:50:23.289 --> 01:50:24.790
What kind of car you drive?
01:50:24.792 --> 01:50:25.923
I drive a Fiat.
01:50:25.925 --> 01:50:27.058
What's the most people
you ever fit
01:50:27.060 --> 01:50:28.694
into the... into one
of those cars?
01:50:28.696 --> 01:50:30.428
You can fit one passenger
and then two in the back.
01:50:30.430 --> 01:50:31.763
It's not always...
It's not like...
01:50:31.765 --> 01:50:33.664
That thing about clowns
going in,
01:50:33.666 --> 01:50:34.866
a bunch of us, it's...
01:50:34.868 --> 01:50:36.667
- We don't do that.
- Oh, man.
01:50:36.669 --> 01:50:38.002
No, it's not safe.
01:50:38.004 --> 01:50:39.337
Did you always know
you wanted to be a clown?
01:50:39.339 --> 01:50:42.875
No, I got into
it in my late 30s.
01:50:42.877 --> 01:50:44.041
Which is not usual.
01:50:44.043 --> 01:50:45.109
Why do you do this?
01:50:45.111 --> 01:50:46.177
Why do you do this every time?
01:50:46.179 --> 01:50:48.045
Give me them kisses.
Oh, yes.
01:50:48.047 --> 01:50:49.981
- Greg!
- Oh, that's such a cutie.
01:50:49.983 --> 01:50:51.884
Greg!
01:50:51.886 --> 01:50:53.484
Greg!
01:50:53.486 --> 01:50:54.385
Greg!
01:50:54.387 --> 01:50:55.887
- Greg!
- Greg!
01:50:55.889 --> 01:50:57.221
What is this?
Weekend at Bernie's?
01:50:57.223 --> 01:50:58.589
- Greg!
- Greg, wake up!
01:50:58.591 --> 01:50:59.524
He might be sick.
01:51:01.094 --> 01:51:03.795
I-I feel pain in my brain
and in my toes.
01:51:03.797 --> 01:51:05.263
It feels like
there's a small child,
01:51:05.265 --> 01:51:07.833
like, scratching his way
out of my face.
01:51:07.835 --> 01:51:09.233
It's like in my molars.
01:51:09.235 --> 01:51:12.071
It feels like someone's washing
a pan in my eyes.
01:51:12.972 --> 01:51:16.073
♪ Get back
you flea-infested mongrel ♪
01:51:16.075 --> 01:51:18.678
♪ Uh yeah what up?
01:51:20.145 --> 01:51:21.345
- ♪ Gimme little dog
- ♪ Woof
01:51:21.347 --> 01:51:23.013
♪ Down to bongo
found the bong ♪
01:51:23.015 --> 01:51:24.215
♪ And I bang the gong-o
01:51:35.361 --> 01:51:36.329
♪ Woof
01:51:46.539 --> 01:51:48.773
That'll be $350.
01:51:48.775 --> 01:51:50.041
I've raised my rates.
01:51:50.043 --> 01:51:51.676
You can just do that?
01:51:51.678 --> 01:51:53.744
Yes. Yes, I can.
01:51:53.746 --> 01:51:55.415
And I did. Just now.
01:52:03.122 --> 01:52:04.656
♪ Yepee ah yo
01:52:09.462 --> 01:52:11.664
- ♪ Who let the dogs out?
- ♪ Yepee ah yo
01:52:13.132 --> 01:52:15.433
- ♪ Who let the dogs out?
- ♪ Yepee ah yo
01:52:17.437 --> 01:52:19.205
Let's wrap
this Shih Tzu up.
01:52:20.774 --> 01:52:22.643
♪ Who let the dogs out?
01:52:24.143 --> 01:52:26.010
♪ Who let the dogs out?
01:52:26.012 --> 01:52:29.881
♪ A doggie is nothing
if he don't have a bone ♪
01:52:29.883 --> 01:52:31.816
♪ Who let the dogs out?
01:52:31.818 --> 01:52:33.518
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
01:52:33.520 --> 01:52:35.987
♪ A doggie is nothing
if he don't have... ♪
01:52:35.989 --> 01:52:37.822
- Frunk, right?
- Mm-hmm.
01:52:37.824 --> 01:52:39.156
What does that stand for?
01:52:39.158 --> 01:52:40.491
It could mean anything.
It could mean...
01:52:40.493 --> 01:52:42.562
Could it mean
a terrible name for a band?
01:52:43.964 --> 01:52:46.132
Okay. Charlie, sic him.
01:52:47.001 --> 01:52:48.667
Charlie, kill.
01:52:48.669 --> 01:52:50.201
Charlie, rip him to shreds.
01:52:50.203 --> 01:52:52.004
I don't know
if your dog's into it.
01:52:52.006 --> 01:52:53.638
Oh, yeah?
01:52:53.640 --> 01:52:55.542
Charlie, sit.
01:52:58.845 --> 01:52:59.979
Good dog.
01:52:59.981 --> 01:53:01.101
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