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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Tedjo's slippery.
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He's small, but don't
underestimate him.
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- Just follow my lead, kiddo.
- Okay.
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- Sir.
- Yes, please.
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Hello. Need to get up
to the penthouse please.
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I'll let Mr. Washington
know that you're here.
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It's best
if we surprise Mr. Washington.
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Yeah. I think
that'd be best.
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Thank you.
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"Mr. Washington"?
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Why would Tedjo stay here
and not a safehouse?
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Better not be
a bad friggin' tip.
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"Friggin'"?
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Daughter thinks
I swear too much.
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Is Nicole still dating
that guy?
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Yeah. Mathis.
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Smells like a candle.
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God, I hope
they're not having sex.
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Oh, don't worry about it,
she's Catholic.
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Probably just a bit of anal.
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Morris.
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Get down!
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What the...
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Clear.
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Morris! You okay?
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Tedjo.
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Shit!
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Fucker!
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Oh. Oh, Jesus!
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Two, three,
four, five, six!
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You little shit!
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Vic, you good?
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- That's Tedjo.
- Come on.
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I don't see him!
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Where'd he go?
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Hey!
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I got him!
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We gotta move!
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Oh, shit!
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Yes!
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Is he there? Morris?
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Just got down here!
I don't see...
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- Vic! Help!
- Shit!
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Help, help! Vic, help!
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Morris!
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Stop!
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Come on!
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Move!
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Morris!
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Hey! Yo, man!
What's up?
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- Stop!
- Watch out!
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Stop and turn around!
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Hands up! Now!
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Slowly! Don't move!
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Morris!
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Morris!
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Morris!
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Morris!
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Shit.
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Tell me you're good.
Morris?
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Come on, kid,
talk to me.
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Stay with me, kiddo.
Come on.
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Oh, God damn it!
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I need backup.
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We need medical support
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at the west entrance
to the Staples Center.
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You're good. Hey.
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Morris?
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Morris?
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Morris!
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Help!
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It's 5:00,
Los Angeles. Quittin' time!
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Get home, jump in the pool,
have a cold one.
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Because this heat wave
is still working.
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103 degrees at the beaches,
112 in the Valley.
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Let's do it!
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It's hot as hell, people,
and the traffic is a demon.
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405 is backed up
from the 10 to Sunset.
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Two lanes closed on the...
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Oh.
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Oh, shit! Again?
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Stu!
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Stuber.
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You didn't cancel.
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It affects my rating.
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I can't drop below four stars
or I lose this job.
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Ooh. New ride?
A little eco-puss for me but not bad.
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How'd you
afford this, Stuber?
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It's a lease, and you can
stop calling me Stuber.
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Oh, come on. You know
I gotta be tough with you.
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I can't show favoritism
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in front of
my other employees.
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You told Ashley in kayaks
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that I lost my penis
in the Gulf War.
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I did that.
Come on, man.
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The point is,
I see potential in you, Stu.
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Just type in
your destination.
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- I'm not going to Bosley.
- But...
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I'm banging a chick
that works there.
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- Is her name Propecia?
- Huh?
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- Hmm?
- All right.
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Give me some of them
Coffee Crisps, son.
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I need the full
Stuber experience
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or you're getting
one star again. Whoo!
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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
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Okay, this is
gonna sound complicated.
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But what I need you to do
is take Alta Loma,
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down to North Croft Street.
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- Five cheeseburgers.
- Five cheeseburgers.
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- Five cheeseburgers.
- No onions, no pickles.
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- Did you say five cheeseburgers?
- No onions! No pickles!
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- You're not gonna eat this in the car, right?
- Oh, no.
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- Down at the bar.
- How come he uses...
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I have four voicemails
from him.
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...four heart emojis?
Every time he texts me...
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Harry's parents died
and was killed by Voldemort.
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I just hate fish.
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Now, a lot of
people think...
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Can't you see
I'm in pain here?
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Could you at least
drive the speed limit?
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Watch out!
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That's on you, bro.
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No! No!
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No, go out the window!
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"Massive eyebrows?"
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Ugh.
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Byron Jade.
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Shit.
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- Happy birthday, Kramer.
- Yo, Vic.
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- I appreciate it.
- McHENRY: It's Kramer's 50th.
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I brought you the world's
tiniest piece of cake.
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I didn't get cake
on my birthday.
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What're you doin' here?
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Like a dog on a bone,
you, huh?
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Tedjo's a cop killer.
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He's still trafficking
through LA.
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He'll make a mistake.
I'll get him.
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Look, I don't know
how to tell you this...
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but you're out of time.
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The chief is kicking Tedjo
up to the feds.
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Bullshit!
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I've been working on
this case for two years!
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Look, we don't have
any choice.
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It's their case now.
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Feds didn't make promises
to Morris's family.
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Maybe you shouldn't
have either.
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Losing a partner
can sideswipe you.
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You're blaming yourself,
but it's not your fault.
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Look, when was
the last time
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you took a few days off?
Some PTO.
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Spend some time with Nikki.
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Yeah, I'm gonna
see her tomorrow.
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She's driving me
to a doctor's appointment.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Just old, blind.
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Getting
Lasik surgery tomorrow.
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Okay. Spend some time with
your beautiful daughter.
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You'll come back
a new man.
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
Truly am, Vic.
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Big lease.
This is it, huh?
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Yep.
I have signed my half.
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Once you sign yours,
it is official.
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I'd have to move some funds
around, but, you know...
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Check out
my photoshop skills.
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Oh, wow. That's awesome.
That is beautiful.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Wow.
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Wow! Byron Jade!
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Oh, yes! He's gonna be
our celebrity endorsement.
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It's amazing, right?
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I just was...
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Because you had said
that we couldn't
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mention me on the pamphlet...
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because it's
a women-only gym...
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and then your man friend
Byron Jade...
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much more of a man
than I am.
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Oh, Stu, no, no, no!
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No, this is just about
getting butts on bikes.
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Sign it, sign it,
sign it.
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Okay!
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No regrets.
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Stu, oh, I'm gonna cry.
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We're gonna be
small-business owners.
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Actually, I prefer
business operator.
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'Cause it reminds me
of the Sade song
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and that is empowering
to me, so...
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Mmm.
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- We're doing it!
- Yes!
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Becca,
I like your shoes.
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They don't really go
with your outfit...
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but, uh,
you can pull it off.
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Oh, Richie,
thank you.
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I like your facial hair.
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Although, am I your type?
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'Cause I'm over 12.
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- What?
- I'm gonna go...
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'cause when you entered,
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my tailbone was like,
"We're unsafe!"
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Will you call me later?
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Bye!
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I'm excited!
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She was making a joke.
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I don't like
when girls make jokes.
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Hey, um, can I pick up
some more shifts?
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I need some more cash
coming in.
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Not in this economy.
Cool?
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Sure.
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Also, not really
an appropriate question
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to ask your boss.
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Yeah. You think
Becca would fuck me?
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I don't.
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The blurriness
should dissipate
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in the next 24 hours,
give or take.
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Rest, no driving,
avoid stress...
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increased heart rate,
sunlight, heat, dust.
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You might experience
some dizziness, headache.
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All right.
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Looking good.
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Keep these on
the rest of the day.
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Okay.
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How long before
I can see straight, doc?
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When you can read
the bottom line,
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you're good to go.
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God, it's bright.
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Hold on. Hold on.
I'm coming, Dad.
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- You good?
- Yeah.
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All right.
Watch your step.
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Man, that jackass screwed up my eyes.
I can't see shit.
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So, um,
I know it's only August...
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but I think
I'm gonna do Christmas
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with Mom and David
this year.
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What about
eating here?
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- It's our Christmas tradition.
- No.
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This is not our tradition.
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This is your tradition.
I hate coming here.
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Hey, Howard Wu
is good people.
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And I like the food anyway,
it's good.
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So, um, guess your eyes are
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too banged up
to make it tonight?
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Tonight! Abbot Kinney.
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Oh. Of course.
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Yeah, no, I was just
thinking about that earlier.
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You think I'd miss my baby
girl's first gallery show?
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Well, you did schedule
eye surgery
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the same day as it, so...
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Well, even if I was having
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a heart transplant today,
I'd be there.
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Right. But you can't
actually see, so...
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I'll get up
real close then.
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Don't do that.
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Don't do that
where you breathe like that.
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I'll be there.
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Just pick me up on your way.
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Oh. Sure, yeah, I'll drive
two hours out of my way,
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in traffic,
during a heatwave...
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to pick you up.
Instead of...
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I don't know,
getting ready for maybe
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the biggest night
of my career.
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Give me your phone.
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Come on, come on!
Give me your phone.
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If you're really serious
about coming...
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then I'm gonna make it as
easy on you as possible.
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Okay.
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This is Uber.
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- Yes, I know what Uber is.
- Okay.
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Then you know how to get to
your daughter's art show...
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that you definitely
remembered was tonight.
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Okay, you're gonna need
a password, so...
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- My birthday, how about that?
- Your birthday.
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That's a good test.
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Okay. Do you have any good selfies?
You're gonna need a picture.
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I don't know.
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Wow.
Cool pics, Dad.
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Okay, look at me.
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Great.
Here you go.
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- Hey.
- What?
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I can't wait for tonight.
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With runners at the corners
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and a one-one count,
00:14:17.469 --> 00:14:18.668
nobody out.
00:14:18.670 --> 00:14:20.203
The pitch...
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for a ball.
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I gotta tell you,
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Los Angeles is now
putting themselves...
00:14:24.610 --> 00:14:27.011
in the mix
for the playoff hunt.
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They've got
the third lowest...
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- Yeah.
- It's tonight.
00:14:29.881 --> 00:14:32.215
The drop is going down, man.
Hundred-fucking-percent.
00:14:32.217 --> 00:14:33.951
Leon, whose drop?
00:14:33.953 --> 00:14:35.085
Tedjo.
00:14:35.087 --> 00:14:36.987
- Tedjo?
- Yeah, he's back.
00:14:36.989 --> 00:14:38.187
Yo, man, this is big.
00:14:38.189 --> 00:14:39.523
Are you fucking sure?
00:14:39.525 --> 00:14:41.557
300 keys.
Maybe even more.
00:14:41.559 --> 00:14:43.226
That's your fucking intel,
all right, Vic?
00:14:43.228 --> 00:14:44.494
Oh, you done good, buddy.
00:14:44.496 --> 00:14:46.195
You done good.
Where are you?
00:14:46.197 --> 00:14:47.296
Koreatown.
00:14:47.298 --> 00:14:48.432
Cordova and Vermont.
00:14:48.434 --> 00:14:50.234
Where's Tedjo
making the drop?
00:14:51.871 --> 00:14:53.271
Leon?
00:14:53.638 --> 00:14:55.271
Leon! Fuck!
00:15:02.915 --> 00:15:03.917
Fuck!
00:15:16.129 --> 00:15:18.764
You got this.
00:15:21.333 --> 00:15:23.602
Out of the way!
00:15:24.104 --> 00:15:26.372
Hey, asshole! Move it!
00:15:27.373 --> 00:15:28.975
God damn it!
00:15:30.576 --> 00:15:32.876
Oh, fuck! Shit!
00:15:32.878 --> 00:15:34.011
Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:15:34.013 --> 00:15:35.481
Sorry!
00:15:36.282 --> 00:15:38.650
I'll pay for that!
00:15:38.652 --> 00:15:41.151
So you can work out
without having men ogle you.
00:15:41.153 --> 00:15:42.753
Just you
and your gal pals,
00:15:42.755 --> 00:15:44.555
listening to Sia,
getting your beach bods.
00:15:44.557 --> 00:15:46.490
Out of the way!
00:15:46.492 --> 00:15:48.993
Get out of the way!
00:15:48.995 --> 00:15:51.531
- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not!
00:15:52.566 --> 00:15:54.364
- Move it! I'm a cop!
- Stop! Stop!
00:15:54.366 --> 00:15:56.067
Get all of this shit
out of the road!
00:15:56.069 --> 00:15:57.768
Yeah, yeah,
I see the bulldozer!
00:15:57.770 --> 00:15:59.170
Stop!
00:15:59.172 --> 00:16:02.173
God damn it!
God damn it!
00:16:02.175 --> 00:16:03.308
You okay, man?
00:16:03.310 --> 00:16:05.008
You assholes got a permit
for this hole?
00:16:05.010 --> 00:16:06.345
What?
00:16:07.413 --> 00:16:09.580
"These people"?
00:16:13.053 --> 00:16:14.953
Jesus Christ.
00:16:14.955 --> 00:16:17.356
Please be a five-star ride.
00:16:21.327 --> 00:16:23.293
Hey!
00:16:23.295 --> 00:16:24.662
- Uber?
- Yeah.
00:16:24.664 --> 00:16:25.830
Oh, my God.
00:16:25.832 --> 00:16:29.333
Okay. Be cool. Be nice.
Smile. Smile.
00:16:29.335 --> 00:16:32.471
- Uber?
- Yeah.
00:16:35.242 --> 00:16:36.307
Hey.
00:16:36.309 --> 00:16:37.542
Let me guess,
you want me to drive you
00:16:37.544 --> 00:16:39.410
to all the Sarah Connors
in the city, huh?
00:16:39.412 --> 00:16:41.278
Come on. Start it up.
Let's go.
00:16:41.280 --> 00:16:42.781
Oh, it's already started.
00:16:42.783 --> 00:16:44.149
Electric car.
00:16:44.151 --> 00:16:45.750
I call it
"silent but deadly."
00:16:45.752 --> 00:16:49.954
Kind of like a fart,
but instead it's a great car.
00:16:49.956 --> 00:16:51.190
Drive.
00:16:51.192 --> 00:16:53.792
I'm Stu.
How do you do?
00:16:53.794 --> 00:16:55.527
Can I get you
some bottled water?
00:16:55.529 --> 00:16:57.328
Some Canadian chocolates?
00:16:57.330 --> 00:16:58.897
It was one of those things where I
thought I was getting five bars on Amazon,
00:16:58.899 --> 00:17:01.936
- but I ended up getting five...
- Koreatown. Now.
00:17:03.171 --> 00:17:04.236
Koreatown.
00:17:04.238 --> 00:17:05.502
Now.
00:17:05.504 --> 00:17:08.640
Hold on. I'm gonna bang
a U-ey here real quick.
00:17:08.642 --> 00:17:11.409
Nope. Don't got it.
Hold on.
00:17:11.411 --> 00:17:13.480
Thank you, thank you.
00:17:16.284 --> 00:17:17.515
Oh. Didn't quite make it.
00:17:17.517 --> 00:17:18.950
- Just a second.
- Let's go!
00:17:18.952 --> 00:17:21.486
Looks like someone
drove their car into a ditch.
00:17:21.488 --> 00:17:22.654
They should put a sign up.
00:17:22.656 --> 00:17:24.223
Well, if they didn't
see the ditch,
00:17:24.225 --> 00:17:25.726
they're not gonna
see the sign.
00:17:26.961 --> 00:17:29.761
Just a couple more points
and we got it.
00:17:30.730 --> 00:17:32.564
Another record-setting day
00:17:32.566 --> 00:17:35.700
in Los Angeles.
Hottest day since 1911.
00:17:35.702 --> 00:17:38.369
Stay safe, folks.
This is Madness!
00:17:38.371 --> 00:17:39.572
What kind of music
do you like?
00:17:39.574 --> 00:17:41.172
I got a fully-loaded iPod.
00:17:41.174 --> 00:17:44.944
I got rap, hip-hop, R&B,
adult-contempo...
00:17:44.946 --> 00:17:46.078
world music.
00:17:46.080 --> 00:17:48.583
Name a thing, I bet I have it.
Let's play a game.
00:17:49.984 --> 00:17:51.183
Cool glasses, man.
00:17:51.185 --> 00:17:52.252
What, are you going to
00:17:52.254 --> 00:17:54.186
a racquetball game later?
00:17:54.188 --> 00:17:55.388
I can't see.
00:17:56.456 --> 00:17:58.324
Oh, my God.
You're blind?
00:17:58.326 --> 00:17:59.658
I am so sorry.
00:17:59.660 --> 00:18:00.960
I didn't know
it was like that.
00:18:00.962 --> 00:18:02.295
It'll come back.
00:18:02.297 --> 00:18:03.898
That's the spirit.
00:18:08.669 --> 00:18:10.705
Did you just throw those
out the window?
00:18:11.371 --> 00:18:13.706
I know. Classic rock.
00:18:13.708 --> 00:18:15.507
Music to work out to,
my man.
00:18:15.509 --> 00:18:18.244
Styx. What's that song?
00:18:24.286 --> 00:18:25.751
"Come Sail Away."
00:18:25.753 --> 00:18:30.390
That's what it's called!
"Come Sail Away."
00:18:32.493 --> 00:18:33.692
You know,
generally people
00:18:33.694 --> 00:18:35.494
who don't want conversation
hop in the back.
00:18:35.496 --> 00:18:37.529
If you sit shotgun,
00:18:37.531 --> 00:18:39.531
it's sort of code
that you're D-T-T.
00:18:39.533 --> 00:18:42.334
- Down-To-Talk.
- I'm more...
00:18:42.336 --> 00:18:44.438
D-T-shut-the-fuck-up.
00:18:45.506 --> 00:18:48.375
That's funny.
00:18:48.377 --> 00:18:50.243
No, seriously,
how much do you bench?
00:18:50.245 --> 00:18:51.811
Two-hundo? Three-hundo?
00:18:51.813 --> 00:18:55.147
I wanna get up to, you know,
having a 45 on each side.
00:18:55.149 --> 00:18:56.615
Bang those out.
00:18:56.617 --> 00:18:59.219
Grandfather wore glasses,
but glaucoma so...
00:18:59.221 --> 00:19:00.486
Why are we stopping?
00:19:00.488 --> 00:19:01.955
- What the hell's going on?
- Hi.
00:19:01.957 --> 00:19:03.256
- Hi.
- I'm Sloan.
00:19:03.258 --> 00:19:04.391
Melanie.
00:19:04.393 --> 00:19:05.658
- What the hell?
- The USC campus, right?
00:19:05.660 --> 00:19:07.294
- Yeah.
- Can I interest you in some
00:19:07.296 --> 00:19:08.694
Canadian chocolate?
Coffee Crisps?
00:19:08.696 --> 00:19:10.163
- We're actually late...
- Nope, we're good...
00:19:10.165 --> 00:19:11.331
...so if you could
get us there.
00:19:11.333 --> 00:19:12.399
What the hell's going on?
00:19:12.401 --> 00:19:13.733
Two young women have just
00:19:13.735 --> 00:19:15.035
gotten into the back seat
of the car.
00:19:15.037 --> 00:19:17.304
You selected
the UberPool option, so...
00:19:17.306 --> 00:19:18.371
Uber-what?
00:19:18.373 --> 00:19:19.471
UberPool.
00:19:19.473 --> 00:19:20.739
You pool the cost
of the ride
00:19:20.741 --> 00:19:22.242
with other passengers
going in the same direction.
00:19:22.244 --> 00:19:23.475
No. No.
00:19:23.477 --> 00:19:24.945
It's actually
very cost-efficient.
00:19:24.947 --> 00:19:26.513
They're going to USC
and he's just...
00:19:26.515 --> 00:19:28.615
No, no, no. Ladies,
official police business.
00:19:28.617 --> 00:19:29.748
Is that even real?
00:19:29.750 --> 00:19:31.184
Get the fuck out of the car!
00:19:31.186 --> 00:19:32.484
- Oh, God!
- Go, go!
00:19:32.486 --> 00:19:33.820
- Move it, move it!
- Stop yelling at us!
00:19:33.822 --> 00:19:35.288
- Grab your shit...
- What? No, no.
00:19:35.290 --> 00:19:36.556
- ...and get out!
- Seriously?
00:19:36.558 --> 00:19:37.857
- No, please come back!
- So lame!
00:19:37.859 --> 00:19:40.026
Please don't penalize my
star rating! Not my fault!
00:19:40.028 --> 00:19:41.562
Come on. Let's go, Steve.
00:19:42.563 --> 00:19:44.099
Come on.
00:19:45.334 --> 00:19:46.534
Are you staring at me?
00:19:49.638 --> 00:19:51.339
So, can we rewind
real quick?
00:19:51.341 --> 00:19:52.871
"Official police business"?
00:19:52.873 --> 00:19:54.207
Just going to
see a friend.
00:19:54.209 --> 00:19:57.644
Never Uber'd a cop before.
Ever been shot?
00:19:57.646 --> 00:20:00.146
Ever taken a bullet
for someone?
00:20:00.148 --> 00:20:01.415
What do you mean?
00:20:01.417 --> 00:20:02.816
Like, have you ever...
00:20:02.818 --> 00:20:05.318
jumped in front of someone
and taken a bullet
00:20:05.320 --> 00:20:07.053
that was intended
for that person?
00:20:07.055 --> 00:20:09.055
You know what I mean?
00:20:09.057 --> 00:20:12.761
Person, bullet, you.
00:20:14.230 --> 00:20:15.863
You think
by the time a gun is fired
00:20:15.865 --> 00:20:18.999
that you can jump
in front of a bullet?
00:20:19.001 --> 00:20:20.633
Now I'm starting
to question it.
00:20:20.635 --> 00:20:22.702
Yeah, we don't live
in slow-motion land, kid.
00:20:22.704 --> 00:20:23.837
I bet you're
also wondering...
00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:25.538
if I've ever walked away
from a big explosion
00:20:25.540 --> 00:20:27.074
and not looked over
my shoulder.
00:20:27.076 --> 00:20:28.142
You've made your point.
00:20:28.144 --> 00:20:30.210
Shot out the tires on a car
speeding towards me.
00:20:30.212 --> 00:20:31.911
A hundred times over.
00:20:31.913 --> 00:20:33.046
We're here.
00:20:33.949 --> 00:20:35.815
It's been
a five-star ride for me.
00:20:35.817 --> 00:20:37.717
Hope it's been
a five-star ride for you.
00:20:37.719 --> 00:20:39.253
If you want
your five stars...
00:20:39.255 --> 00:20:40.621
keep the meter running.
00:20:40.623 --> 00:20:41.788
Oh, there's no meter.
00:20:41.790 --> 00:20:43.156
People will just
call another Uber.
00:20:43.158 --> 00:20:44.159
That's...
00:20:45.328 --> 00:20:46.928
Bye, forever!
00:20:51.100 --> 00:20:52.101
Wow.
00:20:57.173 --> 00:20:59.308
"Andre the giant
motherfucker."
00:21:02.612 --> 00:21:04.247
God damn it.
00:21:11.154 --> 00:21:12.789
Hurry up.
00:21:13.089 --> 00:21:14.257
Leon!
00:21:19.295 --> 00:21:20.662
Leon!
00:21:21.264 --> 00:21:24.031
Damn it!
00:21:24.033 --> 00:21:25.201
Leon!
00:21:37.880 --> 00:21:39.713
Smooth operator speaking.
00:21:39.715 --> 00:21:41.815
Fucking Byron, man!
He's a piece of shit!
00:21:41.817 --> 00:21:43.551
He came over.
He goes to the bathroom...
00:21:43.553 --> 00:21:45.152
I obviously immediately
look at his phone.
00:21:45.154 --> 00:21:47.655
It's fucking full
of all these pictures...
00:21:47.657 --> 00:21:48.756
of all these girls who look
00:21:48.758 --> 00:21:49.990
barely out of
fucking high school.
00:21:49.992 --> 00:21:52.461
It's like vagina, vagina,
vagina, vagina.
00:21:52.463 --> 00:21:55.663
Oh, my God!
I broke up with him!
00:21:55.665 --> 00:21:58.265
Becca, you are a queen.
00:21:58.267 --> 00:22:00.235
Byron is a full-on
piece of shit
00:22:00.237 --> 00:22:01.503
and he doesn't deserve you.
00:22:01.505 --> 00:22:03.771
I wanna lock myself in my
apartment like Grey Gardens.
00:22:03.773 --> 00:22:05.139
I want to
Grey Gardens myself.
00:22:05.141 --> 00:22:07.007
That is the most depressing
verb I've ever heard.
00:22:07.009 --> 00:22:08.676
I wanna scream
into a cup for six years.
00:22:08.678 --> 00:22:09.810
I'm gonna start drinking.
00:22:09.812 --> 00:22:12.447
Then Yogurtland,
then vengeance.
00:22:12.449 --> 00:22:13.882
- Tequila?
- Yes.
00:22:13.884 --> 00:22:15.083
God, yes. Always.
00:22:15.085 --> 00:22:17.418
Well, I'll bring a bottle
and some yogurt.
00:22:17.420 --> 00:22:19.720
- You decide the order, okay?
- Okay.
00:22:19.722 --> 00:22:22.159
Stu, will you hurry?
00:22:23.060 --> 00:22:24.226
I really need you.
00:22:24.228 --> 00:22:25.726
I'm just gonna drop off
Douche Lundgren
00:22:25.728 --> 00:22:26.995
and I'll be right over, okay?
00:22:26.997 --> 00:22:27.996
Okay.
00:22:27.998 --> 00:22:30.097
All right.
Okay, you hang up first.
00:22:30.099 --> 00:22:31.466
Okay, I'm hanging up.
00:22:31.468 --> 00:22:33.403
No. Oh. She's gone.
00:22:38.909 --> 00:22:40.375
Yes!
00:22:40.377 --> 00:22:42.910
Leon, where's the drop?
00:22:42.912 --> 00:22:45.382
If you're using again.
Leon!
00:23:01.633 --> 00:23:03.167
I'm sorry, Leon.
00:23:15.812 --> 00:23:17.147
So did you
find your friend?
00:23:18.781 --> 00:23:20.817
Is that blood?
00:23:25.022 --> 00:23:26.191
No.
00:23:27.625 --> 00:23:28.689
All right. So we're done.
00:23:28.691 --> 00:23:31.026
I'll just drop you off
where I picked...
00:23:33.730 --> 00:23:35.764
Yo, Amber.
00:23:35.766 --> 00:23:39.204
What's up, girl?
It's Leon!
00:23:40.071 --> 00:23:41.636
Yeah!
00:23:41.638 --> 00:23:43.271
Been a minute.
00:23:43.273 --> 00:23:45.974
Yeah. Where you at, girl?
00:23:45.976 --> 00:23:49.345
All right, you know
I can dig that. Ha!
00:23:49.347 --> 00:23:52.681
All right, you keep
that ass warm for Leon.
00:23:52.683 --> 00:23:53.782
Ha-ha!
00:23:53.784 --> 00:23:56.086
Yeah. You know that, girl.
00:23:58.590 --> 00:24:01.190
Very problematic.
00:24:01.192 --> 00:24:02.458
Sizzle Room. Compton.
00:24:02.460 --> 00:24:06.027
What other races can you do impressions of?
Can you do me?
00:24:06.029 --> 00:24:07.262
Compton!
00:24:07.264 --> 00:24:08.830
Okay, stop just
yelling neighborhoods.
00:24:08.832 --> 00:24:10.335
That's not
how Uber works, okay?
00:24:10.867 --> 00:24:12.401
You're quick to anger.
00:24:24.148 --> 00:24:26.382
Oh, didn't
quite make it.
00:24:26.384 --> 00:24:27.484
Oh, come on.
00:24:27.486 --> 00:24:29.217
And I'm parked.
00:24:31.422 --> 00:24:32.856
Let's go.
00:24:35.960 --> 00:24:36.961
Hey.
00:24:42.233 --> 00:24:43.699
- Yes?
- Come on.
00:24:43.701 --> 00:24:45.234
I don't want you
driving off on me.
00:24:45.236 --> 00:24:47.570
Nah. I'm all sizzled out
for the day.
00:24:47.572 --> 00:24:48.771
Thanks for
the invite, though.
00:24:48.773 --> 00:24:49.839
Let's go.
00:24:49.841 --> 00:24:51.007
I'm not going in there.
00:24:51.009 --> 00:24:52.475
The Sizzle Room's
health grade is a B.
00:24:52.477 --> 00:24:54.510
Which I'm pretty sure
stands for Hepatitis B.
00:24:54.512 --> 00:24:56.912
Look, I know you think you have more
important things to do right now.
00:24:56.914 --> 00:24:58.816
- I do.
- You don't.
00:24:59.551 --> 00:25:01.851
Now I paid for a driver...
00:25:01.853 --> 00:25:04.020
and I'm getting
a fucking driver...
00:25:04.022 --> 00:25:06.222
with little gold stars.
00:25:06.224 --> 00:25:07.392
Come on.
00:25:09.260 --> 00:25:11.294
It smells
like balls in here.
00:25:11.296 --> 00:25:12.696
Wonder why.
00:25:16.268 --> 00:25:18.269
This is the bar.
00:25:19.638 --> 00:25:22.805
Hey. Looking for
Amber Titties.
00:25:22.807 --> 00:25:25.242
It's pronounced Tittyais.
It's French.
00:25:25.244 --> 00:25:26.343
She's in the back.
00:25:26.345 --> 00:25:27.311
Come on. Let's go.
00:25:27.313 --> 00:25:29.245
Uh, no, I'll respect
the dancers' privacy.
00:25:29.247 --> 00:25:31.447
What's wrong? You've never
seen a naked woman before?
00:25:31.449 --> 00:25:32.451
Come on.
00:25:43.394 --> 00:25:45.562
Drunk bastard
just gave me a dollar.
00:25:45.564 --> 00:25:46.931
Cool.
00:25:49.902 --> 00:25:53.402
And that was Thor!
00:25:53.404 --> 00:25:55.271
A lot of security
back here.
00:25:55.273 --> 00:25:58.477
I'm gonna check it out.
Stay put.
00:26:01.280 --> 00:26:02.814
So, yes,
I'll have them see the house
00:26:02.816 --> 00:26:04.181
tomorrow at 3:00 p.m.
00:26:04.183 --> 00:26:06.416
That looks good.
What is that? Chicken salad?
00:26:06.418 --> 00:26:08.851
- Mm-hmm. You want a bite?
- No thank you, sweetie.
00:26:08.853 --> 00:26:09.953
But here's the thing though,
00:26:09.955 --> 00:26:11.121
you really think
you should be eating that?
00:26:11.123 --> 00:26:12.689
Well, I mean,
I am hungry.
00:26:12.691 --> 00:26:13.924
Water only...
00:26:13.926 --> 00:26:15.959
four hours before stage!
Ain't that right, fellas?
00:26:15.961 --> 00:26:18.160
- Yeah. Yes, ma'am.
- Them's the rules.
00:26:18.162 --> 00:26:19.830
Not even, like,
a granola bar?
00:26:19.832 --> 00:26:21.965
- Is that healthy?
- Who the fuck are you?
00:26:21.967 --> 00:26:23.200
Oh, no, actually,
I just mean carbs...
00:26:23.202 --> 00:26:24.702
- are unfairly demonized.
- No.
00:26:24.704 --> 00:26:25.803
If that's how he's lookin',
00:26:25.805 --> 00:26:26.903
I wouldn't change
what he's cookin'.
00:26:26.905 --> 00:26:28.772
- It's fine.
- Oh, it's fine?
00:26:28.774 --> 00:26:30.005
So you think
people come in here to see
00:26:30.007 --> 00:26:31.508
a fat piece of shit
floppin' his tits around?
00:26:31.510 --> 00:26:32.709
I don't have tits!
00:26:32.711 --> 00:26:36.446
Nobody wants to see a big dick
hanging off a bag of garbage.
00:26:36.448 --> 00:26:39.517
Shouldn't have weighed in.
I'm sorry. Not a pun.
00:26:39.519 --> 00:26:40.950
Oh, no, no.
Please continue to
00:26:40.952 --> 00:26:42.619
mansplain to me
what I'm supposed to be doing.
00:26:42.621 --> 00:26:46.056
'Cause, you know, as a woman,
I have no fucking idea!
00:26:46.058 --> 00:26:47.658
You do your thing.
00:26:47.660 --> 00:26:49.059
I'll go fuck myself.
00:26:49.061 --> 00:26:52.196
Thank you so much
for giving me permission.
00:26:52.198 --> 00:26:54.131
Are you still eating that?
00:26:54.133 --> 00:26:55.532
- Ms. Titties?
- Tittyais.
00:26:55.534 --> 00:26:57.936
Who the fuck's asking?
We not hiring, honey.
00:26:58.404 --> 00:26:59.336
LAPD.
00:26:59.338 --> 00:27:00.939
Need to talk to you
for a second.
00:27:02.941 --> 00:27:05.575
- I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no. It's my fault.
00:27:05.577 --> 00:27:06.744
You don't have man boobs.
00:27:06.746 --> 00:27:08.412
Her bark is way more vicious
than her bite.
00:27:08.414 --> 00:27:10.415
That's not true.
She bit me. It really hurt.
00:27:10.417 --> 00:27:12.650
Hey, can you give me a hand
with something?
00:27:12.652 --> 00:27:15.019
Your self-esteem?
00:27:15.021 --> 00:27:17.722
She was up
by twelve points in August.
00:27:17.724 --> 00:27:19.489
I was all in.
00:27:23.696 --> 00:27:25.231
Oh, man.
00:27:28.534 --> 00:27:30.400
Three red roses?
00:27:30.402 --> 00:27:33.538
Girl is thirsty.
00:27:33.540 --> 00:27:34.806
He was a good man.
00:27:34.808 --> 00:27:36.974
A loyal customer.
A friend.
00:27:36.976 --> 00:27:39.310
So were you two
close, close?
00:27:39.312 --> 00:27:41.712
Leon was
a complicated man.
00:27:41.714 --> 00:27:44.916
He liked blowjobs
from the back.
00:27:44.918 --> 00:27:46.284
That's tough.
00:27:46.286 --> 00:27:47.251
Weird.
00:27:47.253 --> 00:27:51.055
I just love her, man.
I do. Since college.
00:27:51.057 --> 00:27:53.023
- Does she know?
- No.
00:27:53.025 --> 00:27:54.292
You know, we had sex once...
00:27:54.294 --> 00:27:55.827
like a year and-a-half ago.
00:27:55.829 --> 00:27:57.094
She was going
through a breakup.
00:27:57.096 --> 00:27:58.963
I'm over at her house,
and we're getting drunk...
00:27:58.965 --> 00:28:01.065
we're watching
When Harry Met Sally...
00:28:01.067 --> 00:28:02.534
and then one thing
lead to another...
00:28:02.536 --> 00:28:06.136
and then her Harry met
my Sally and it was great.
00:28:06.138 --> 00:28:08.105
But then she acted
like nothing happened.
00:28:08.107 --> 00:28:09.875
So then I acted
like nothing happened,
00:28:09.877 --> 00:28:11.511
and so then
nothing happened.
00:28:13.379 --> 00:28:14.715
All right. Look.
00:28:15.982 --> 00:28:17.515
You need to tell her
how you feel.
00:28:17.517 --> 00:28:20.751
A relationship cannot thrive
without honesty.
00:28:20.753 --> 00:28:22.286
That's why
Amber calls me out
00:28:22.288 --> 00:28:23.622
for being
a fat piece of dogshit.
00:28:23.624 --> 00:28:25.757
That's abuse.
That's a different thing.
00:28:25.759 --> 00:28:27.893
No, it's love. Tough love.
00:28:27.895 --> 00:28:29.126
Look, we about
to get a rush.
00:28:29.128 --> 00:28:30.595
What's your fat
Freddie Mercury-looking-ass
00:28:30.597 --> 00:28:31.830
got for me?
00:28:31.832 --> 00:28:32.997
All right.
00:28:32.999 --> 00:28:34.999
Let's cut the shit.
00:28:39.907 --> 00:28:41.205
Tedjo.
00:28:41.207 --> 00:28:42.841
Leon ever mentioned
that name to you?
00:28:42.843 --> 00:28:44.408
Say anything
about a big shipment?
00:28:44.410 --> 00:28:47.078
Think real hard,
Ms. Tittyais.
00:28:47.080 --> 00:28:49.013
That's why I dropped
all the charges against Amber.
00:28:49.015 --> 00:28:50.115
Oh.
00:28:50.117 --> 00:28:51.216
Wait, wait,
that's her ringtone.
00:28:51.218 --> 00:28:52.851
That's Becca's ringtone.
00:28:52.853 --> 00:28:54.285
I need a good background.
00:28:54.287 --> 00:28:56.089
What's a good,
neutral background?
00:28:57.056 --> 00:28:59.190
- Hey!
- Hello. Guess who just wrote
00:28:59.192 --> 00:29:02.594
roughly fourteen paragraphs
on Byron's Facebook page...
00:29:02.596 --> 00:29:05.731
about what a worthless
sleazebag he is.
00:29:05.733 --> 00:29:07.566
Ah, yes.
The revenge phase.
00:29:07.568 --> 00:29:10.936
Three glasses of Savah-Bee
will do that to a girl.
00:29:10.938 --> 00:29:12.004
Yep, you are drunk.
00:29:12.006 --> 00:29:13.772
The alcohol
is actually helping.
00:29:13.774 --> 00:29:15.641
Because it's
giving me clarity.
00:29:15.643 --> 00:29:16.808
Clarity?
00:29:16.810 --> 00:29:18.877
- What kind of clarity?
- Okay.
00:29:18.879 --> 00:29:21.880
Um, did I just see a penis?
Where are you?
00:29:21.882 --> 00:29:23.815
Oh. Nowhere,
nowhere, nowhere.
00:29:23.817 --> 00:29:24.884
Did I just see
a dick the size
00:29:24.886 --> 00:29:26.552
of Simon Birch,
or what's going on?
00:29:26.554 --> 00:29:28.219
Don't worry.
What were you saying?
00:29:28.221 --> 00:29:30.989
- "Clarity"?
- Okay, I have this crazy idea.
00:29:30.991 --> 00:29:32.958
I'm feeling
a lot of stuff right now.
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:35.527
With the business and you.
00:29:35.529 --> 00:29:38.564
I want you to come over.
And I want to watch...
00:29:38.566 --> 00:29:39.599
When Harry Met Sally.
00:29:39.601 --> 00:29:41.466
Remember the time we did it?
00:29:41.468 --> 00:29:42.868
Did what?
00:29:42.870 --> 00:29:44.536
Oh, my God!
00:29:44.538 --> 00:29:45.972
I don't wanna put you
in a weird position...
00:29:45.974 --> 00:29:47.306
if you don't wanna
do it again.
00:29:47.308 --> 00:29:49.008
Oh, no, no, no.
It's not a weird position.
00:29:49.010 --> 00:29:50.175
It's a good position.
00:29:50.177 --> 00:29:52.477
You know what?
Yeah, let's do it.
00:29:52.479 --> 00:29:55.080
Okay, great! Cool.
I'm here!
00:29:55.082 --> 00:29:56.682
I'll just come right over.
00:29:56.684 --> 00:29:59.320
And, uh, we'll do it.
00:29:59.587 --> 00:30:00.753
Beep!
00:30:00.755 --> 00:30:02.254
No take backs.
00:30:04.658 --> 00:30:07.526
- Did you hear that?
- Becca wants to fuck!
00:30:07.528 --> 00:30:09.094
Oh, my God!
What am I gonna do?
00:30:09.096 --> 00:30:11.396
- You're gonna fuck!
- But then what?
00:30:11.398 --> 00:30:12.632
We just don't
talk about it?
00:30:12.634 --> 00:30:15.001
Not this time. This time
you tell her how you feel.
00:30:15.003 --> 00:30:17.436
You open your heart.
You be honest. Go.
00:30:17.438 --> 00:30:19.171
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Lock it down.
00:30:19.173 --> 00:30:21.306
- Lock it down.
- Lock it down.
00:30:21.308 --> 00:30:23.676
I'm gonna lock it down.
I'm gonna tell her how I feel.
00:30:23.678 --> 00:30:25.179
Amo.
00:30:25.547 --> 00:30:26.980
Amo Cortez.
00:30:26.982 --> 00:30:28.113
Amo Cortez?
00:30:28.115 --> 00:30:30.248
Leon did a minute
in Lancaster.
00:30:30.250 --> 00:30:31.985
Amo was his cellmate.
00:30:31.987 --> 00:30:34.053
I overheard them
talking last week.
00:30:34.055 --> 00:30:35.888
He was trying to get Leon
in on something.
00:30:35.890 --> 00:30:37.190
He said it was
gonna be big.
00:30:37.192 --> 00:30:38.727
You know
where I could find Amo?
00:30:40.327 --> 00:30:43.328
Runs with the Alamitos 13.
00:30:43.330 --> 00:30:44.833
That's all I know.
00:30:45.800 --> 00:30:47.502
Steve. Let's go.
00:30:49.371 --> 00:30:50.372
Steve!
00:30:52.506 --> 00:30:53.540
Uh...
00:30:55.142 --> 00:30:57.777
Where are my keys?
00:30:57.779 --> 00:30:59.412
Going somewhere?
00:30:59.414 --> 00:31:01.115
- Those are mine!
- Nah, they're mine
00:31:01.117 --> 00:31:02.448
- until I'm done with you.
- No, no, no.
00:31:02.450 --> 00:31:03.616
I'm going to see Becca
right now.
00:31:03.618 --> 00:31:05.250
No. Long Beach.
Then we'll talk.
00:31:05.252 --> 00:31:07.053
- Fuck Long Beach. Fuck you.
- Hey!
00:31:09.357 --> 00:31:11.224
I will drag your ass
to jail.
00:31:11.226 --> 00:31:12.960
A white cop dragging around
00:31:12.962 --> 00:31:14.293
a brown man.
That'll look great.
00:31:14.295 --> 00:31:15.865
I'm not white.
00:31:16.831 --> 00:31:18.296
You're not white?
00:31:18.298 --> 00:31:20.702
What are you? Puerto Rican?
00:31:21.836 --> 00:31:24.673
Mexican? Libyan? Chilean?
00:31:25.841 --> 00:31:27.074
You're not Chinese.
00:31:27.076 --> 00:31:28.841
- I'm the racist one?
- You look like...
00:31:28.843 --> 00:31:31.611
if all the ugly people
in every race fucked!
00:31:31.613 --> 00:31:34.282
Come on, let's go.
Long Beach.
00:31:34.950 --> 00:31:36.652
Get in the car!
00:31:43.591 --> 00:31:45.525
You were right.
00:31:45.527 --> 00:31:47.895
Yeah, they were just here.
00:31:47.897 --> 00:31:49.532
Yeah, there's two of them.
00:31:53.702 --> 00:31:55.268
So this Becca chick
says, "Jump."
00:31:55.270 --> 00:31:56.669
And you say, "How high?"
00:31:56.671 --> 00:31:58.337
If you knew her,
you'd jump too.
00:31:58.339 --> 00:32:00.074
- You'd pole vault.
- Oh. Bullshit.
00:32:00.076 --> 00:32:01.475
I don't jump for anybody.
00:32:01.477 --> 00:32:03.544
'Cause I've got self-respect.
You know what that is?
00:32:03.546 --> 00:32:05.712
Is that when a blind cop
kidnaps an Uber driver?
00:32:05.714 --> 00:32:08.015
When I was 14 years old,
my dad took me on a...
00:32:08.017 --> 00:32:09.550
camping trip
out in the desert.
00:32:09.552 --> 00:32:11.151
First night there he jumps
in his truck, he says,
00:32:11.153 --> 00:32:12.586
"I'm going into town
to get some groceries."
00:32:12.588 --> 00:32:13.954
You know
what that really meant?
00:32:13.956 --> 00:32:15.389
That meant
he was going into town
00:32:15.391 --> 00:32:17.057
to get drunk
and hook up with a local.
00:32:17.059 --> 00:32:18.158
You know,
I don't remember
00:32:18.160 --> 00:32:19.325
signing up for
this TED Talk.
00:32:19.327 --> 00:32:21.061
First few hours go by
and I think
00:32:21.063 --> 00:32:22.629
he's probably
got a flat tire.
00:32:22.631 --> 00:32:25.532
Then it gets dark, and then it gets cold.
I'm hungry.
00:32:25.534 --> 00:32:27.267
There is shit in the desert
making noise.
00:32:27.269 --> 00:32:29.103
I'm scared to death.
00:32:29.105 --> 00:32:30.503
And?
00:32:30.505 --> 00:32:32.271
So I sat there all night
freezing my ass off.
00:32:32.273 --> 00:32:34.944
Starving, clutching this
pen knife till dawn.
00:32:36.879 --> 00:32:38.278
This pen knife.
00:32:38.280 --> 00:32:39.848
It's all I had.
It got me through.
00:32:39.850 --> 00:32:41.982
No, it didn't.
The pen knife did nothing.
00:32:41.984 --> 00:32:44.318
It was just a psychological
security blanket.
00:32:44.320 --> 00:32:47.387
Also, you had a terrible,
abusive father.
00:32:47.389 --> 00:32:49.623
I became a man that night.
That's the point.
00:32:49.625 --> 00:32:51.625
You don't need to drop
your kids off in the desert...
00:32:51.627 --> 00:32:53.392
to teach them
how to be a man.
00:32:53.394 --> 00:32:55.030
What do you know
about being a man?
00:32:57.633 --> 00:33:00.001
Wow, this place
is not gentrified at all.
00:33:00.003 --> 00:33:01.368
- We're here?
- Hey, you think...
00:33:01.370 --> 00:33:03.171
these guys will be gracious
enough to let me use an outlet
00:33:03.173 --> 00:33:04.907
- to charge my car?
- Probably not.
00:33:06.709 --> 00:33:07.574
Nuh-uh.
00:33:07.576 --> 00:33:09.009
I'm gonna hold onto these.
00:33:09.011 --> 00:33:10.744
I'd tell you to stay
in the car, but I figure...
00:33:10.746 --> 00:33:13.214
you're too afraid
to get out, so...
00:33:13.216 --> 00:33:15.917
I'm not too afraid
to get out.
00:33:15.919 --> 00:33:17.351
I just don't want to.
00:33:17.353 --> 00:33:19.455
I'm choosing
to stay in the car.
00:33:28.931 --> 00:33:30.999
LAPD. Open up.
00:33:31.001 --> 00:33:32.432
What?
00:33:32.434 --> 00:33:33.534
Five-oh! Five-Oh!
- Get this shit.
00:33:33.536 --> 00:33:35.335
Get it out of here, man!
00:33:35.337 --> 00:33:36.871
Get the crystal.
What are you doing?
00:33:36.873 --> 00:33:38.708
There's some
in the back. In the back!
00:33:43.712 --> 00:33:45.213
Amo Cortez?
00:33:45.215 --> 00:33:47.148
Sorry, homie.
This ain't LAPD territory.
00:33:47.150 --> 00:33:48.249
Yeah, it is now.
00:33:48.251 --> 00:33:49.820
- Hey!
- What the fuck, man?
00:34:01.364 --> 00:34:03.934
"Yo, Becs! 'Sup...
00:34:04.767 --> 00:34:06.100
"girl?
00:34:06.102 --> 00:34:08.368
"I'll be slightly late.
00:34:08.370 --> 00:34:10.972
"But I'll be right over...
00:34:10.974 --> 00:34:13.075
"so we can...
00:34:13.077 --> 00:34:15.079
"have sex."
00:34:15.712 --> 00:34:16.878
No.
00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:18.648
"Get down."
00:34:19.249 --> 00:34:20.849
That's too vague.
00:34:20.851 --> 00:34:22.116
"So, we can...
00:34:22.118 --> 00:34:24.953
"achieve penetration."
00:34:24.955 --> 00:34:26.288
Nope, that's not it.
00:34:26.290 --> 00:34:27.655
Don't you need a warrant
or some shit?
00:34:27.657 --> 00:34:29.324
You think
I'm playing games?
00:34:29.326 --> 00:34:30.861
I guess you won't miss
your big, fancy TV then.
00:34:33.096 --> 00:34:34.698
Dude, that's a fish tank.
00:34:37.500 --> 00:34:39.802
That's the microwave,
homes.
00:34:39.804 --> 00:34:41.435
What the hell?
You guys just sit around...
00:34:41.437 --> 00:34:43.339
and watch fish all day?
How's that?
00:34:43.341 --> 00:34:45.174
And, I'm gonna give you
five seconds
00:34:45.176 --> 00:34:47.076
to tell me
where Amo Cortez is!
00:34:47.078 --> 00:34:48.779
"So, we can...
00:34:49.646 --> 00:34:50.913
"...fuck."
00:34:50.915 --> 00:34:52.447
Yeah. That's it.
00:34:52.449 --> 00:34:54.182
People say that.
00:34:54.184 --> 00:34:55.850
I wanna fuck you.
00:34:55.852 --> 00:34:57.819
No. "So, we can...
00:34:57.821 --> 00:35:02.591
"do the thing
that we had...
00:35:02.593 --> 00:35:05.126
"decided upon."
That's good, that's good.
00:35:05.128 --> 00:35:07.329
Sent.
00:35:07.331 --> 00:35:09.031
God, what have I done?
00:35:09.033 --> 00:35:10.498
Attack, Pico!
00:35:10.500 --> 00:35:11.736
What's wrong with him?
00:35:18.475 --> 00:35:19.909
You assholes.
00:35:19.911 --> 00:35:21.710
How much you feed him?
00:35:21.712 --> 00:35:23.080
I said how much
you feed him?
00:35:26.517 --> 00:35:28.150
How do you like that,
tough guy?
00:35:28.152 --> 00:35:29.517
How does that taste?
Taste good?
00:35:29.519 --> 00:35:31.353
How do you like that,
asshole?
00:35:31.355 --> 00:35:33.155
Now, I'm gonna ask you
one more time!
00:35:33.157 --> 00:35:35.092
Where's Amo Cortez?
00:35:36.961 --> 00:35:38.295
Hello, Amo.
00:35:38.297 --> 00:35:39.827
Fuck you guys, man!
00:35:39.829 --> 00:35:41.529
"It's not the size
of the boat
00:35:41.531 --> 00:35:42.664
it's the motion..."
00:35:42.666 --> 00:35:44.233
Yo, this illegal
as fuck, man!
00:35:44.235 --> 00:35:46.468
You can't just walk in my
momma's house like this!
00:35:46.470 --> 00:35:48.737
Tio, do something, man!
This is bullshit.
00:35:48.739 --> 00:35:50.506
Police brutality in here!
00:35:50.508 --> 00:35:51.839
Shit! Watch out
00:35:51.841 --> 00:35:54.145
- for the fucking car, man.
- Hey, hey.
00:35:55.746 --> 00:35:57.947
Fuck you, homie!
I got fucking rights!
00:35:57.949 --> 00:35:59.316
No. Fuck you, homie!
00:35:59.318 --> 00:36:00.749
You're looking at five years
for possession.
00:36:00.751 --> 00:36:03.253
- Unless you wanna talk.
- Uh, Vic?
00:36:03.255 --> 00:36:04.452
No?
00:36:04.454 --> 00:36:06.188
Watch him. I'll be back.
00:36:06.190 --> 00:36:07.556
This is bullshit, man!
00:36:07.558 --> 00:36:10.459
No. No, no. Vic. Vic.
No, no, no.
00:36:10.461 --> 00:36:13.529
Hey, hey, hey.
You cannot just leave him in my car.
00:36:13.531 --> 00:36:15.131
This is a hard no for me.
00:36:15.133 --> 00:36:17.967
- This is an UberPool, right?
- No, it's not an UberPool!
00:36:17.969 --> 00:36:18.934
Don't act like...
00:36:18.936 --> 00:36:20.736
you know
what UberPool is, okay?
00:36:20.738 --> 00:36:22.640
You learned that
earlier today.
00:36:24.843 --> 00:36:25.875
Here, take this.
00:36:25.877 --> 00:36:27.610
Oh, no, I am not
touching that.
00:36:27.612 --> 00:36:28.777
He can help me crack a case
00:36:28.779 --> 00:36:30.279
I've been working on
for years!
00:36:30.281 --> 00:36:31.448
He's handcuffed.
00:36:31.450 --> 00:36:33.316
- He's locked in a car.
- I'm not doing it.
00:36:33.318 --> 00:36:34.583
- The safety's on.
- No.
00:36:34.585 --> 00:36:35.819
Just point it at him.
00:36:35.821 --> 00:36:37.287
Don't let him smell
you're a civilian.
00:36:37.289 --> 00:36:39.089
Two minutes.
You get your five stars...
00:36:39.091 --> 00:36:41.056
and you're free
to go see your girl, man.
00:36:41.058 --> 00:36:44.062
And you get to tell her how
you helped an officer in need.
00:36:44.363 --> 00:36:45.694
Steve...
00:36:45.696 --> 00:36:47.565
this is your night
in the desert.
00:36:54.373 --> 00:36:56.473
My name is Stu.
00:36:56.475 --> 00:36:58.642
Fuck you.
00:37:02.247 --> 00:37:04.880
Hey, asshole!
How many bags did you feed the dog?
00:37:04.882 --> 00:37:07.518
I don't know, man.
I lost count.
00:37:08.220 --> 00:37:09.587
What?
00:37:09.955 --> 00:37:11.388
We good.
00:37:12.624 --> 00:37:15.991
You okay, buddy?
You okay?
00:37:15.993 --> 00:37:17.129
Yeah.
00:37:29.174 --> 00:37:30.306
Is this an Uber?
00:37:30.308 --> 00:37:32.108
Man, fuck this!
I'm out of here.
00:37:32.110 --> 00:37:33.176
Hey!
00:37:33.178 --> 00:37:35.011
This ain't no Uber.
00:37:35.013 --> 00:37:36.414
I'm undercover.
00:37:36.416 --> 00:37:39.649
And I'm the bad cop,
you little girl.
00:37:39.651 --> 00:37:42.085
- Open this door!
- My partner may look scary...
00:37:42.087 --> 00:37:44.821
but I'm the wolf
in sheep's clothing.
00:37:44.823 --> 00:37:46.524
- What?
- Back at the precinct
00:37:46.526 --> 00:37:48.860
they call me "Wolf".
00:37:55.501 --> 00:37:57.200
Stop that!
Why are you laughing?
00:37:57.202 --> 00:37:58.369
Stop that!
00:37:58.371 --> 00:37:59.736
Stop! Stop that!
00:37:59.738 --> 00:38:01.771
Stop laughing! I'm a cop!
I'm being for real!
00:38:01.773 --> 00:38:03.240
Fuck you! You ain't no cop!
00:38:03.242 --> 00:38:04.307
I am a cop!
00:38:04.309 --> 00:38:05.375
I'll take you downtown!
00:38:05.377 --> 00:38:06.709
Stop that!
00:38:06.711 --> 00:38:08.812
You're gonna go to jail!
00:38:08.814 --> 00:38:10.347
I'll fucking
book you, man!
00:38:10.349 --> 00:38:11.549
No!
00:38:11.551 --> 00:38:13.484
Please, please! Stop it!
00:38:13.486 --> 00:38:15.021
Stop kicking!
00:38:15.556 --> 00:38:18.088
Oh, shit!
00:38:18.090 --> 00:38:19.589
How dare you!
00:38:19.591 --> 00:38:21.194
You fucking shot me!
00:38:23.329 --> 00:38:24.962
Fuck!
00:38:24.964 --> 00:38:26.797
- You shot me, man!
- What the hell did you do?
00:38:26.799 --> 00:38:29.032
- You said the safety was on!
- It was!
00:38:29.034 --> 00:38:32.570
Oh, my God! He's bleeding out!
I killed him!
00:38:32.572 --> 00:38:33.803
You got shot in the leg.
00:38:33.805 --> 00:38:35.072
Good for you. Take Pico.
00:38:35.074 --> 00:38:38.277
Hey, asshole, get your ass
back in that car.
00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:41.044
Hey, Amo.
00:38:41.046 --> 00:38:43.680
Talk to me. Tedjo deal.
00:38:43.682 --> 00:38:46.517
Hey. The Tedjo deal,
what do you know?
00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:48.085
It's going down.
00:38:48.087 --> 00:38:50.355
- When?
- Tonight!
00:38:50.357 --> 00:38:51.654
- Where?
- At the...
00:38:51.656 --> 00:38:53.190
Hey, hey!
00:38:53.192 --> 00:38:54.691
At the...
00:38:54.693 --> 00:38:56.362
Don't you pass out.
00:38:57.497 --> 00:39:00.264
God damn it.
He passed out.
00:39:00.266 --> 00:39:02.068
All right, we gotta
get this guy to the hospital.
00:39:02.336 --> 00:39:03.933
Oh, God.
00:39:03.935 --> 00:39:06.139
What should I do
with this dog?
00:39:07.340 --> 00:39:10.040
Mr. Cortez,
I want you to know I'm really sorry!
00:39:10.042 --> 00:39:11.976
He can't hear you.
He's in shock.
00:39:13.846 --> 00:39:16.380
Are you... Oh, come on.
00:39:16.382 --> 00:39:17.548
You need a tissue?
00:39:17.550 --> 00:39:18.816
Teddy bear?
00:39:18.818 --> 00:39:21.586
You got a blanky in the trunk
you want me to grab?
00:39:21.588 --> 00:39:22.686
Jesus.
00:39:22.688 --> 00:39:24.722
I'm really overwhelmed
right now.
00:39:24.724 --> 00:39:26.057
Tears are a natural response
00:39:26.059 --> 00:39:27.858
to the immense pressure
I'm currently experiencing.
00:39:27.860 --> 00:39:29.093
Yeah, sure. Naturally.
00:39:29.095 --> 00:39:30.694
Everyone cries.
It's good for you.
00:39:30.696 --> 00:39:32.229
I don't cry.
Pico doesn't cry.
00:39:32.231 --> 00:39:33.532
You cried
when you were a baby.
00:39:33.534 --> 00:39:34.798
Nope. Never.
00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:36.434
- You don't remember that.
- I remember my birth.
00:39:36.436 --> 00:39:38.103
Oh, you're getting rid
of the murder weapon!
00:39:38.105 --> 00:39:39.603
Take Sepulveda
over to Crenshaw.
00:39:39.605 --> 00:39:41.172
There's a hospital there.
00:39:41.174 --> 00:39:43.240
Okay, okay. Hospital.
00:39:43.242 --> 00:39:45.009
Good. It's a hospital. Okay.
00:39:45.011 --> 00:39:48.013
Oh, God. Oh, God.
00:39:48.015 --> 00:39:50.081
Come on! Get your ass
over here and help me!
00:39:51.584 --> 00:39:53.951
- You said hospital!
- This is a hospital.
00:39:53.953 --> 00:39:55.819
- It's a animal hospital!
- He's an animal.
00:39:55.821 --> 00:39:57.855
Oh, yeah,
we'll check him for heartworms!
00:39:57.857 --> 00:39:59.524
- Get his leg.
- Sorry.
00:39:59.526 --> 00:40:01.459
Sorry, sorry!
All right, sorry.
00:40:01.461 --> 00:40:04.330
- Hello, Victor.
- Hey, doc.
00:40:13.373 --> 00:40:15.873
Take a deep breath, all right?
You didn't do anything wrong.
00:40:15.875 --> 00:40:18.310
I shot a guy.
I'm gonna go to jail.
00:40:18.312 --> 00:40:19.644
I'm the guy who would
arrest you for that,
00:40:19.646 --> 00:40:20.878
and I'm not gonna arrest you.
00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:22.247
That scumbag over there...
00:40:22.249 --> 00:40:23.649
sells heroin to kids.
00:40:23.651 --> 00:40:25.185
Now sit down.
00:40:27.654 --> 00:40:29.654
- Is he okay?
- He's fine.
00:40:29.656 --> 00:40:31.089
Just some mild
tissue damage.
00:40:31.091 --> 00:40:33.191
- Pooch okay?
- He's good.
00:40:33.193 --> 00:40:35.894
Eight more came out.
What do you wanna do with him?
00:40:35.896 --> 00:40:37.331
Find him a good home.
00:40:38.466 --> 00:40:39.664
He'll wake up soon.
00:40:39.666 --> 00:40:41.199
Just tell him to stay off
that leg for a while.
00:40:41.201 --> 00:40:43.335
All right, I'm coming!
00:40:43.337 --> 00:40:44.803
Hold on to your poop bags.
00:40:44.805 --> 00:40:45.937
Hey, Pico.
How are you, boy?
00:40:45.939 --> 00:40:48.441
Come here.
Come on, pup-pup.
00:40:48.443 --> 00:40:50.775
Let's go, Peanut.
There we go.
00:40:50.777 --> 00:40:52.379
I'll be back.
00:40:53.746 --> 00:40:56.214
All right. Wake up, asshole.
00:40:56.216 --> 00:40:57.415
Tedjo deal.
00:40:57.417 --> 00:40:58.651
When and where?
00:40:58.653 --> 00:41:01.554
- Fuck you, pig.
- Oh, yeah?
00:41:01.556 --> 00:41:03.555
Hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
00:41:03.557 --> 00:41:04.925
Now, when and where?
00:41:06.994 --> 00:41:09.830
Oh, Amo, you just don't wanna
make this easy, do you?
00:41:11.865 --> 00:41:13.332
When and where?
00:41:13.334 --> 00:41:15.101
Hey, hey, hey! Stop that.
Stop torturing him.
00:41:15.103 --> 00:41:16.434
Says the guy who shot him.
00:41:16.436 --> 00:41:17.769
Well, I didn't do it
on purpose.
00:41:17.771 --> 00:41:19.871
And I feel really horrible
about it.
00:41:19.873 --> 00:41:21.006
- Hey! When and where?
- Shit!
00:41:21.008 --> 00:41:22.107
You know what?
I have an idea.
00:41:22.109 --> 00:41:23.175
You don't always
have to use brute force.
00:41:23.177 --> 00:41:24.477
You can use
your brain sometimes.
00:41:24.479 --> 00:41:25.544
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
00:41:25.546 --> 00:41:27.380
All right. Let's see this.
00:41:29.016 --> 00:41:30.518
This is
your phone, right?
00:41:31.952 --> 00:41:34.052
Yeah. Sure is.
00:41:34.054 --> 00:41:35.988
Oh, look,
you've got Twitter. Perfect.
00:41:35.990 --> 00:41:37.757
What are you doing, man?
00:41:37.759 --> 00:41:42.762
"I love Ryan Gosling."
00:41:42.764 --> 00:41:44.829
- Open parenthesis.
- What? What?
00:41:44.831 --> 00:41:48.668
- "So hot."
- No!
00:41:48.670 --> 00:41:49.969
- Send.
- What the...
00:41:49.971 --> 00:41:51.803
Look, bunch of notifications
coming in.
00:41:51.805 --> 00:41:53.439
Very engaged audience.
00:41:53.441 --> 00:41:55.106
"Here are my favorite...
00:41:55.108 --> 00:41:57.076
"...Ryan Gosling movies."
00:41:57.078 --> 00:41:58.678
- No, no, no!
- "Number three...
00:41:58.680 --> 00:41:59.945
"The Notebook."
00:41:59.947 --> 00:42:01.547
- No!
- "Number two...
00:42:01.549 --> 00:42:03.449
"The Notebook."
00:42:03.451 --> 00:42:05.050
- What?
- "Number one...
00:42:05.052 --> 00:42:09.221
"La La Land." Send.
00:42:09.223 --> 00:42:12.158
- I hate Gosling, man!
- "Our leader..."
00:42:12.160 --> 00:42:14.327
What's the name
of the leader?
00:42:14.329 --> 00:42:15.528
Doc Ramirez, right?
00:42:15.530 --> 00:42:17.896
- Doc?
- "Doc Ramirez...
00:42:17.898 --> 00:42:19.365
"wears diapers...
00:42:19.367 --> 00:42:24.471
"because he is lactose
intolerant and loves cheese."
00:42:24.473 --> 00:42:25.907
That's a lie!
00:42:27.075 --> 00:42:29.041
I'm gonna hit "send".
00:42:29.043 --> 00:42:31.577
I wonder if Doc Ramirez
will see this.
00:42:31.579 --> 00:42:33.379
1:00 a.m.
at the salvage yard!
00:42:33.381 --> 00:42:34.916
- Yes.
- Hey, stop!
00:42:36.352 --> 00:42:37.353
I'm gonna go.
00:42:37.720 --> 00:42:39.088
Hey.
00:42:40.021 --> 00:42:42.121
I get it.
It was too much for you.
00:42:42.123 --> 00:42:44.123
Oh, you mean shooting
an unarmed, handcuffed man...
00:42:44.125 --> 00:42:46.426
in the back seat of
the electric vehicle I lease?
00:42:46.428 --> 00:42:48.395
Yeah, it was a lot.
00:42:48.397 --> 00:42:50.697
And please don't take this
the wrong way...
00:42:50.699 --> 00:42:52.600
but go fuck yourself.
00:43:00.476 --> 00:43:02.376
Stay right there.
00:43:02.378 --> 00:43:03.777
Bad things
happen to people...
00:43:03.779 --> 00:43:07.382
but it doesn't affect them
if they don't think about it.
00:43:08.550 --> 00:43:10.517
You are doing great.
00:43:10.519 --> 00:43:12.454
Just focus on Becca.
00:43:12.855 --> 00:43:14.289
Becca.
00:43:18.393 --> 00:43:20.396
Hey, asshole.
00:43:22.964 --> 00:43:24.398
Is this the Uber app?
00:43:25.467 --> 00:43:27.701
- Uh, Vic?
- What?
00:43:27.703 --> 00:43:28.970
Oh, shit.
00:43:30.672 --> 00:43:32.239
Oh! What the hell
do you want?
00:43:32.241 --> 00:43:34.241
This is more about what
you want, Detective Manning.
00:43:34.243 --> 00:43:36.376
You know my name.
I'm freakin' flattered.
00:43:36.378 --> 00:43:38.145
Want another partner...
to die on your watch?
00:43:38.147 --> 00:43:40.179
- Little shit's not my partner.
- No, no, no.
00:43:40.181 --> 00:43:41.481
Don't listen to him.
He's bluffing.
00:43:41.483 --> 00:43:42.649
We're very close.
00:43:42.651 --> 00:43:44.251
No, we're not. Shoot him.
00:43:44.253 --> 00:43:46.888
I just asked him to be
the godfather of my children.
00:43:46.890 --> 00:43:48.555
Yes? You'll do it?
00:43:48.557 --> 00:43:50.123
Save your breath, Steve.
00:43:50.125 --> 00:43:52.958
We're in love.
There. It's out there. Ahh!
00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:54.828
This is how
it's gonna play out.
00:43:54.830 --> 00:43:56.329
That ugly cocksucker...
00:43:56.331 --> 00:43:57.731
You're not that ugly.
00:43:57.733 --> 00:43:59.533
...is gonna offer up a swap.
00:43:59.535 --> 00:44:01.301
You for Amo, straight up.
00:44:01.303 --> 00:44:04.204
Me for Amo, straight up?
Awesome!
00:44:04.206 --> 00:44:05.639
As soon as
we make the swap...
00:44:05.641 --> 00:44:06.773
he's gonna shoot us both.
00:44:06.775 --> 00:44:08.508
Senor Cortez here, too.
00:44:08.510 --> 00:44:09.943
That's bullshit, man.
00:44:09.945 --> 00:44:13.280
No, he's right actually.
Boss hates loose ends.
00:44:13.282 --> 00:44:14.415
I told you.
00:44:15.517 --> 00:44:18.218
Oh! But after I located
your partner's car here...
00:44:18.220 --> 00:44:20.020
I called in a few colleagues.
00:44:20.022 --> 00:44:22.022
How cute.
The rest of Cobra Kai.
00:44:22.024 --> 00:44:25.760
Hey, guys, why don't
we talk this out?
00:44:25.762 --> 00:44:28.495
Let's talk about
how we feel. I'll start.
00:44:28.497 --> 00:44:32.700
I feel scared when someone
has a gun to my head.
00:44:32.702 --> 00:44:34.435
How do you feel?
00:44:34.437 --> 00:44:36.069
I'm guessing
swap's off the table.
00:44:36.071 --> 00:44:37.705
I'll trade you
for a sculpture.
00:44:37.707 --> 00:44:40.108
I hear
your daughter's hot shit.
00:44:45.849 --> 00:44:47.383
What'd you say?
00:44:55.023 --> 00:44:56.726
God damn it.
00:45:00.898 --> 00:45:02.029
Hold on.
00:45:02.031 --> 00:45:03.831
Here we go, babies. Get on.
00:45:03.833 --> 00:45:05.065
Come on. Come on, Jolly.
00:45:05.067 --> 00:45:06.268
It's okay.
Yeah.
00:45:32.695 --> 00:45:34.731
Vic!
00:45:56.586 --> 00:45:58.121
Vic! Vic!
00:46:01.525 --> 00:46:03.624
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna die.
00:46:03.626 --> 00:46:04.926
I'm gonna die
at a hospital for animals.
00:46:04.928 --> 00:46:05.994
No. Hey, hey.
00:46:05.996 --> 00:46:07.161
Pull it together,
all right?
00:46:07.163 --> 00:46:08.664
I need you
to take out these lights.
00:46:08.666 --> 00:46:09.831
Level the playing field.
00:46:09.833 --> 00:46:11.100
I don't have a gun!
00:46:12.770 --> 00:46:13.869
Hey!
00:46:13.871 --> 00:46:15.103
Come on! Hey!
00:46:15.105 --> 00:46:16.604
Look, I need you to...
00:46:16.606 --> 00:46:18.239
kill those lights. Now!
00:46:18.241 --> 00:46:19.442
- Come on!
- Okay.
00:46:22.446 --> 00:46:24.646
Hey. We're gonna make it
out of this, okay?
00:46:24.648 --> 00:46:26.248
You can do it. All right?
00:46:26.250 --> 00:46:28.282
- You can do this!
- I can do this!
00:46:28.284 --> 00:46:29.550
- You ready?
- Yeah!
00:46:29.552 --> 00:46:30.553
Go!
00:46:52.042 --> 00:46:53.343
Fuck you!
00:46:58.984 --> 00:47:00.616
Hello!
00:47:00.618 --> 00:47:02.621
How many are left?
00:47:04.655 --> 00:47:05.754
Just one.
00:47:05.756 --> 00:47:06.822
I got one bullet.
00:47:06.824 --> 00:47:07.856
I got one can.
00:47:07.858 --> 00:47:10.692
If it hits somebody,
I'll know where to shoot.
00:47:10.694 --> 00:47:12.895
All right, you can do this.
Make this count.
00:47:12.897 --> 00:47:13.898
All right.
00:47:20.204 --> 00:47:22.038
I see him.
00:47:22.040 --> 00:47:24.607
Fuck! I missed!
00:47:28.312 --> 00:47:29.878
I got him!
00:47:29.880 --> 00:47:31.448
Fuck. It worked.
00:47:52.937 --> 00:47:54.103
Hey.
00:47:54.105 --> 00:47:56.673
I need you to send a text
for me that says...
00:47:56.675 --> 00:47:58.273
"He's dead."
00:47:58.275 --> 00:48:01.244
When my grandmother died
she looked so peaceful.
00:48:01.246 --> 00:48:03.445
These men
do not look peaceful.
00:48:03.447 --> 00:48:06.448
- They look murdered.
- Stu.
00:48:06.450 --> 00:48:08.920
I need Tedjo to think
I'm dead.
00:48:11.456 --> 00:48:13.790
There are no contacts.
Only one number.
00:48:13.792 --> 00:48:15.124
That's Tedjo.
00:48:15.126 --> 00:48:16.491
He gives his guys
burner phones.
00:48:16.493 --> 00:48:19.363
Sorry, I haven't used T9
in so long.
00:48:20.230 --> 00:48:21.531
Hit "send".
00:48:21.533 --> 00:48:24.202
So this Tedjo guy
killed your partner?
00:48:29.641 --> 00:48:31.941
And he oversees
a heroin pipeline...
00:48:31.943 --> 00:48:34.343
that's gonna kill
a lot more people.
00:48:34.345 --> 00:48:36.414
Teenagers. Kids.
00:48:37.817 --> 00:48:38.982
Okay.
00:48:38.984 --> 00:48:41.117
Well, heroin is so bad.
00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:44.620
And I think it's worse
when kids do it.
00:48:44.622 --> 00:48:47.525
So I hope you...
00:48:48.994 --> 00:48:49.995
Uh...
00:48:53.230 --> 00:48:55.767
Hey. Hey!
00:49:06.978 --> 00:49:08.013
Hey, Nicole!
00:49:08.780 --> 00:49:10.180
Hi, sweetie.
00:49:10.182 --> 00:49:11.882
Oh, my God!
I can't believe you're here!
00:49:11.884 --> 00:49:13.450
I wouldn't miss it.
00:49:13.452 --> 00:49:16.119
Oh, wow.
Is ol' Vic with ya?
00:49:16.121 --> 00:49:18.521
Um, you know,
I haven't seen him yet,
00:49:18.523 --> 00:49:20.256
but I'm sure he'll show up
at some point.
00:49:20.258 --> 00:49:22.693
Yeah, we'll see about that.
00:49:22.695 --> 00:49:24.194
Listen, um,
I can't stay long.
00:49:24.196 --> 00:49:27.296
But before I go,
I'm gonna take that small...
00:49:27.298 --> 00:49:31.068
scorpion sculpture off
your hands. It is stunning.
00:49:31.070 --> 00:49:32.169
Thank you.
00:49:32.171 --> 00:49:33.237
Come here.
00:49:33.239 --> 00:49:36.607
I have so loved
watching you grow up.
00:49:36.609 --> 00:49:39.010
Your father
would be so proud.
00:49:39.911 --> 00:49:41.344
Thank you.
00:49:41.346 --> 00:49:43.716
All right. Good night.
00:49:46.452 --> 00:49:48.051
Where the hell are you going?
00:49:48.053 --> 00:49:49.520
They picked up your plates.
00:49:49.522 --> 00:49:51.188
They think
you're my partner.
00:49:51.190 --> 00:49:53.289
If they can run your plates, they
sure as shit can find where you sleep!
00:49:53.291 --> 00:49:54.858
And your girlfriend.
00:49:54.860 --> 00:49:55.961
You're in this now.
00:49:58.664 --> 00:50:02.699
All I wanted to do was drive
nights, a few weekends.
00:50:02.701 --> 00:50:06.036
Save up enough money to open
a goddamn spin gym for women
00:50:06.038 --> 00:50:07.204
with my platonic friend
00:50:07.206 --> 00:50:08.438
who I happen to be
in love with.
00:50:08.440 --> 00:50:10.275
Pathetic? Sure.
00:50:10.277 --> 00:50:12.243
But it was manageable!
00:50:12.245 --> 00:50:14.480
Do you know how many people
I just watched die?
00:50:15.247 --> 00:50:16.814
Five.
00:50:16.816 --> 00:50:19.016
Technically four. You fainted
before Amo got shot in the head.
00:50:19.018 --> 00:50:20.184
Rhetorical!
00:50:20.186 --> 00:50:23.221
Rhetorical question, dude!
00:50:23.223 --> 00:50:25.656
I'm gonna need therapy
for the rest of my life.
00:50:25.658 --> 00:50:27.356
And I don't have insurance.
00:50:27.358 --> 00:50:29.325
So I'm gonna have to
get cheap student therapists
00:50:29.327 --> 00:50:31.361
who quote white guys
with Indian names
00:50:31.363 --> 00:50:33.097
and tell me
that I should meditate.
00:50:33.099 --> 00:50:36.435
I do meditate!
00:50:36.870 --> 00:50:38.136
Yes!
00:50:38.138 --> 00:50:41.205
Get angry! Own that shit!
00:50:41.207 --> 00:50:43.075
Now, come on. Let's go!
00:50:45.678 --> 00:50:48.012
What do I need to do
to make this all end?
00:50:48.014 --> 00:50:49.346
We gotta
get to Venice now.
00:50:49.348 --> 00:50:51.215
Come on. My daughter could
be in trouble. Let's go.
00:50:51.217 --> 00:50:54.453
Come on, let's go!
00:50:55.721 --> 00:50:57.090
Becca!
00:51:17.110 --> 00:51:19.978
I think we're good.
I don't think anybody followed us.
00:51:19.980 --> 00:51:21.045
How can you be sure?
00:51:21.047 --> 00:51:23.014
'Cause they would've
shot us in the street.
00:51:23.016 --> 00:51:23.882
Just keep your eyes out
00:51:23.884 --> 00:51:25.116
for anything suspicious,
all right?
00:51:25.118 --> 00:51:27.451
Yeah, we're the only
suspicious things in here.
00:51:27.453 --> 00:51:30.021
Just relax. Grab a drink.
00:51:30.023 --> 00:51:31.892
- Drink, sir?
- Be all right.
00:51:33.260 --> 00:51:34.360
Dad?
00:51:34.362 --> 00:51:35.894
- Hey!
- Hey, kid!
00:51:35.896 --> 00:51:38.730
- You actually came!
- Yeah, of course I came.
00:51:38.732 --> 00:51:40.464
- Whoa, what is that smell?
- A long story.
00:51:40.466 --> 00:51:43.601
Blood. Dog food. Vomit.
00:51:44.905 --> 00:51:46.004
Wow. Well, honestly...
00:51:46.006 --> 00:51:47.472
I'm just glad you're here.
I don't care what it is.
00:51:47.474 --> 00:51:49.341
- McHenry was just here.
- Really?
00:51:49.343 --> 00:51:50.975
Who's your friend?
00:51:50.977 --> 00:51:52.377
- Oh. Steve.
- Steve.
00:51:52.379 --> 00:51:53.678
- Stu.
- Stu.
00:51:53.680 --> 00:51:54.915
I'm Stu.
00:51:57.351 --> 00:51:58.983
Hello, Stu.
00:51:58.985 --> 00:52:00.286
- Stu.
- All right.
00:52:00.288 --> 00:52:01.887
So, what do you think?
00:52:01.889 --> 00:52:03.254
Yeah, yeah. Wow.
00:52:03.256 --> 00:52:04.355
Wow.
00:52:04.357 --> 00:52:06.324
- Right?
- Oh.
00:52:06.326 --> 00:52:07.992
Look at that.
00:52:07.994 --> 00:52:09.361
Look at the red...
00:52:09.363 --> 00:52:12.031
flowing into the blue.
It reminds me of, uh...
00:52:12.033 --> 00:52:13.132
Remember that Bricker case?
00:52:13.134 --> 00:52:15.366
That guy got shot in the head
in a swimming pool.
00:52:15.368 --> 00:52:17.168
Blood just kind of flowed out
in the waters.
00:52:17.170 --> 00:52:18.636
He was a pimp.
00:52:18.638 --> 00:52:20.605
Cool, yeah. What do you think
of the sculptures, though?
00:52:20.607 --> 00:52:23.042
Because that's what I do.
I'm a sculptor.
00:52:23.044 --> 00:52:24.109
No.
00:52:24.111 --> 00:52:25.713
- I was just saying.
- Mmm-hmm.
00:52:26.747 --> 00:52:28.680
- Let me show you this...
- I gotta, uh...
00:52:28.682 --> 00:52:29.950
I gotta drop a deuce.
00:52:31.985 --> 00:52:33.154
Vic!
00:52:34.454 --> 00:52:37.656
Nah. It's okay.
I'm used to that.
00:52:37.658 --> 00:52:40.091
So, how do you know my dad?
00:52:40.093 --> 00:52:42.194
He kidnapped me.
00:52:42.196 --> 00:52:43.863
We killed some people.
00:52:44.198 --> 00:52:45.297
Huh.
00:52:45.299 --> 00:52:46.531
I'm on the fence.
00:52:46.533 --> 00:52:48.767
Really?
I think she's brilliant.
00:52:48.769 --> 00:52:50.902
Her pieces
are so emotionally charged.
00:52:50.904 --> 00:52:52.670
Reminds me
of a young Richard Serra.
00:52:52.672 --> 00:52:55.506
Like if Tilted Arc
had a soul.
00:53:01.248 --> 00:53:03.182
I love this one.
00:53:03.184 --> 00:53:06.517
I'll take it.
Put a sold sign on that, please.
00:53:06.519 --> 00:53:10.990
It's a spin gym
for women called...
00:53:10.992 --> 00:53:13.158
"Spinster".
00:53:13.160 --> 00:53:14.926
That is a terrible name.
00:53:14.928 --> 00:53:18.364
No, no, no, I don't think
you heard. It's a spin gym.
00:53:18.366 --> 00:53:19.530
So it's like a pun.
00:53:19.532 --> 00:53:20.799
It's a play on the words.
It's whimsical.
00:53:20.801 --> 00:53:22.568
It's welcoming. It's fun.
"Come on in."
00:53:22.570 --> 00:53:25.771
A spinster is an old woman
who never found love.
00:53:25.773 --> 00:53:29.143
You might as well call
your gym "Old Hag Bikes".
00:53:29.377 --> 00:53:30.609
Huh.
00:53:30.611 --> 00:53:32.211
I'm just saying, like,
if it's your passion...
00:53:32.213 --> 00:53:34.314
- maybe find a better name.
- It's not my passion.
00:53:34.316 --> 00:53:36.216
Well, then
what is your passion?
00:53:36.218 --> 00:53:37.951
You know, I feel like
00:53:37.953 --> 00:53:39.985
LA's full of people
following their passion.
00:53:39.987 --> 00:53:42.688
We need more people to settle.
We need more settlers.
00:53:42.690 --> 00:53:44.859
You know, this country
was founded on settlers.
00:53:45.526 --> 00:53:46.859
- So...
- Hey, honey.
00:53:46.861 --> 00:53:48.495
Can I talk to you
for a second?
00:53:48.497 --> 00:53:50.198
Okay.
00:53:52.466 --> 00:53:54.700
Hey.
00:53:54.702 --> 00:53:56.304
Great work
with the sculptures, honey.
00:53:57.372 --> 00:53:58.737
Really solid stuff.
00:53:58.739 --> 00:54:00.974
Reminiscent of
a young Richard Serra.
00:54:00.976 --> 00:54:02.208
Oh, thank you.
00:54:02.210 --> 00:54:03.611
Yeah.
00:54:04.145 --> 00:54:05.210
Here.
00:54:05.212 --> 00:54:06.279
Oh, do not hand me a...
00:54:06.281 --> 00:54:07.813
- Take this.
- Jesus, Dad.
00:54:07.815 --> 00:54:09.282
- Here.
- Dad, I do not want that!
00:54:09.284 --> 00:54:12.052
There's some really bad shit
going down tonight. Okay?
00:54:12.054 --> 00:54:14.054
I checked the place out.
It's clear.
00:54:14.056 --> 00:54:15.488
But it's better safe
than sorry.
00:54:15.490 --> 00:54:16.688
- Take that.
- Oh, God.
00:54:16.690 --> 00:54:17.990
Remember how
I taught you to shoot?
00:54:17.992 --> 00:54:19.092
Yes.
00:54:19.094 --> 00:54:20.160
I hate when you do this.
00:54:20.162 --> 00:54:21.595
Anything else?
00:54:23.165 --> 00:54:25.499
So, I need to borrow
your keys to the house.
00:54:25.501 --> 00:54:29.101
Yeah, I need to get
into my old storage.
00:54:31.139 --> 00:54:32.573
Is that why you came?
00:54:33.375 --> 00:54:35.008
No.
00:54:35.010 --> 00:54:36.843
God, no.
I wanted to see your work.
00:54:36.845 --> 00:54:38.279
And make sure you were safe.
00:54:38.281 --> 00:54:40.612
But I also didn't have time
to run back to Eagle Rock.
00:54:40.614 --> 00:54:42.515
So it's a three-for-one.
00:54:42.517 --> 00:54:44.851
For a second there...
00:54:44.853 --> 00:54:47.187
I actually thought
you gave a shit about my work.
00:54:47.189 --> 00:54:48.556
Hey. This is serious.
00:54:48.558 --> 00:54:50.123
- I'm close to Tedjo.
- Yeah.
00:54:50.125 --> 00:54:52.025
You're always close
to something except for
00:54:52.027 --> 00:54:54.294
the people
who actually need you.
00:54:54.296 --> 00:54:56.162
- I'm so done.
- Hey.
00:54:56.164 --> 00:54:58.166
Nicole, wait!
00:55:00.802 --> 00:55:01.970
Keys?
00:55:07.275 --> 00:55:08.875
You know I can't see.
00:55:08.877 --> 00:55:10.977
What did you say to her, man?
You ruined her night.
00:55:10.979 --> 00:55:12.645
I don't know.
I gave her my Glock.
00:55:12.647 --> 00:55:13.847
See, that's your problem!
00:55:13.849 --> 00:55:15.115
You give people Glocks
instead of love.
00:55:15.117 --> 00:55:17.250
Suddenly the Uber driver
knows all about parenting.
00:55:17.252 --> 00:55:20.354
You're just very abrasive
and you're insensitive,
00:55:20.356 --> 00:55:22.055
and you're very scary
and you're...
00:55:22.057 --> 00:55:23.190
Oh, my God!
00:55:23.192 --> 00:55:25.559
That's exactly the kind of
thing I'm talking about!
00:55:25.561 --> 00:55:26.893
Why did you do that?
00:55:26.895 --> 00:55:29.496
To get cops here.
Just in case. Let's go.
00:55:29.498 --> 00:55:31.032
Go, go.
00:55:38.407 --> 00:55:39.973
Where is it?
00:55:39.975 --> 00:55:40.976
Box.
00:55:42.677 --> 00:55:45.945
Oh, you used to be happy.
That's adorable.
00:55:45.947 --> 00:55:48.115
You know, I would have said
you should smile more...
00:55:48.117 --> 00:55:50.351
but now that I see
this picture...
00:55:50.353 --> 00:55:52.051
good call
on quitting smiling.
00:55:52.053 --> 00:55:54.255
Your face looks really bad
when you smile.
00:55:54.257 --> 00:55:57.291
It also looks really bad
when you don't smile.
00:55:57.293 --> 00:55:58.526
You have a bad face.
00:55:58.528 --> 00:55:59.627
Oh, man.
00:55:59.629 --> 00:56:01.095
I've only got
six rounds left.
00:56:01.097 --> 00:56:02.996
Are these two other
hostages you took?
00:56:02.998 --> 00:56:04.797
- You're not helping.
- Did you just yell...
00:56:04.799 --> 00:56:07.234
"cruise ship" at them
until they took you?
00:56:07.236 --> 00:56:09.236
Look, I need more ammo.
00:56:09.238 --> 00:56:11.172
And we've only got an hour.
00:56:11.174 --> 00:56:12.439
Outside The Box.
00:56:12.441 --> 00:56:13.974
Outside the box.
Outside the box.
00:56:13.976 --> 00:56:15.775
All right, now,
let's brainstorm.
00:56:15.777 --> 00:56:17.777
We can find
a black market gun dealer.
00:56:17.779 --> 00:56:20.181
- No, it's where I work.
- Uber?
00:56:20.183 --> 00:56:21.615
Like Uber Eats?
00:56:21.617 --> 00:56:23.386
They have Uber Guns?
Uber Bullets?
00:56:25.556 --> 00:56:27.288
Oh, this is your
other horrible job?
00:56:27.290 --> 00:56:29.924
I came here once
to buy some fishing gear.
00:56:29.926 --> 00:56:31.992
Clerk was a real dick.
00:56:31.994 --> 00:56:33.928
I wanted to shoot him
in the leg,
00:56:33.930 --> 00:56:35.963
but I had self-control.
00:56:35.965 --> 00:56:38.865
Yeah, that was
probably my boss.
00:56:38.867 --> 00:56:41.268
He's the second worst guy
I've ever met.
00:56:41.270 --> 00:56:42.203
Who's the first?
00:56:42.205 --> 00:56:44.071
I'll give you a hint.
00:56:44.073 --> 00:56:45.408
It's you.
00:56:46.376 --> 00:56:47.775
All right.
00:56:47.777 --> 00:56:49.843
I thought you just needed
a couple of bullets, bud.
00:56:49.845 --> 00:56:51.278
Well, you can never be
too prepared.
00:56:51.280 --> 00:56:53.047
Yeah, but somebody
has to pay for all this shit.
00:56:53.049 --> 00:56:55.115
- Put it on my Uber tab.
- There's no tab!
00:56:55.117 --> 00:56:58.486
Uber is not a general store
in the Old West!
00:56:58.488 --> 00:57:01.058
Oh, no.
00:57:02.992 --> 00:57:06.427
Hey, Becca, I'm so, so sorry.
Uh, something came up.
00:57:06.429 --> 00:57:07.761
Stu, I'm so sorry.
00:57:07.763 --> 00:57:09.196
I did not mean
to freak you out.
00:57:09.198 --> 00:57:11.600
If you don't wanna have sex,
I understand, I'm disgusting.
00:57:11.602 --> 00:57:12.833
No, no, no.
00:57:12.835 --> 00:57:14.135
- You didn't freak me out.
- Shit.
00:57:14.137 --> 00:57:16.070
I'm definitely down to clown.
00:57:16.072 --> 00:57:17.805
- I wanna do the deed.
- What?
00:57:17.807 --> 00:57:18.939
And then
we're gonna have a talk.
00:57:18.941 --> 00:57:20.107
You know what?
I was gonna say...
00:57:20.109 --> 00:57:21.909
maybe you should
not come over.
00:57:21.911 --> 00:57:24.479
Because, okay...
So, Byron called me...
00:57:24.481 --> 00:57:26.181
and he sounded
really sorry.
00:57:26.183 --> 00:57:28.349
And he was like, "I should
come over and talk,"
00:57:28.351 --> 00:57:30.452
and I think
I should just hear him out.
00:57:30.454 --> 00:57:32.120
- You know?
- No, no, no.
00:57:32.122 --> 00:57:34.322
Do not let Byron
come over, okay?
00:57:34.324 --> 00:57:36.958
He does not deserve to be
let back into your life.
00:57:36.960 --> 00:57:38.759
Wait for me, okay?
00:57:38.761 --> 00:57:40.995
I'll be there.
Wait for me.
00:57:40.997 --> 00:57:44.466
Okay. Oh, God, this night
is so crazy for me.
00:57:44.468 --> 00:57:45.667
I'll be right there.
00:57:47.004 --> 00:57:48.770
Lovers' quarrel?
00:57:48.772 --> 00:57:49.904
Oh, I forgot
you're not lovers.
00:57:49.906 --> 00:57:51.305
Hey, this is good, right?
00:57:51.307 --> 00:57:52.707
Fuck off, okay?
00:57:52.709 --> 00:57:54.942
And put that back!
That's way too much stuff!
00:57:54.944 --> 00:57:56.678
Why do you
need propane tanks?
00:57:56.680 --> 00:57:58.546
Are you gonna have
a barbecue later?
00:57:58.548 --> 00:58:00.015
You have no friends!
00:58:00.017 --> 00:58:01.717
You're gonna get me fired!
00:58:01.719 --> 00:58:03.050
You weren't planning
on working
00:58:03.052 --> 00:58:04.521
in this shithole
your whole life, were you?
00:58:07.057 --> 00:58:09.557
Oh, what?
I hurt your feelings?
00:58:09.559 --> 00:58:12.193
No. Actually,
I feel bad for you.
00:58:12.195 --> 00:58:14.330
After seeing how you treat
your own daughter...
00:58:14.332 --> 00:58:17.332
it's clear that you don't
give a shit about anyone else.
00:58:17.334 --> 00:58:19.067
Wait. Are you mad at me?
00:58:19.069 --> 00:58:21.436
Or are you mad at that girl
you refuse to man up to?
00:58:21.438 --> 00:58:23.805
Oh, you're gonna give me
relationship advice?
00:58:23.807 --> 00:58:25.173
You spend more time
00:58:25.175 --> 00:58:27.175
obsessing over
your dead partner...
00:58:27.177 --> 00:58:29.411
than paying attention
to your alive daughter...
00:58:29.413 --> 00:58:32.047
who, news flash,
wants to be a part of your life.
00:58:32.049 --> 00:58:33.549
You know
what that makes you?
00:58:33.551 --> 00:58:36.218
- A good cop?
- A shitty father!
00:58:36.220 --> 00:58:37.952
All right.
You know what?
00:58:37.954 --> 00:58:40.455
You've been annoying me
all goddamn day...
00:58:40.457 --> 00:58:41.556
I've been annoying you?
00:58:41.558 --> 00:58:42.824
What?
00:58:42.826 --> 00:58:44.926
I don't need a therapy session
from Little Man Uber.
00:58:44.928 --> 00:58:47.263
Life is hard.
That's what we signed up for.
00:58:47.265 --> 00:58:49.732
And I handle my shit
like a real man.
00:58:49.734 --> 00:58:52.834
I don't bitch and moan
and whine and cry...
00:58:52.836 --> 00:58:54.002
like your pansy ass!
00:58:54.004 --> 00:58:55.771
Oh, you feel like
a real man, huh?
00:58:55.773 --> 00:58:58.574
Killing people, avenging,
kicking ass...
00:58:58.576 --> 00:59:01.243
taking names,
torturing perps.
00:59:01.245 --> 00:59:02.377
You know what?
00:59:02.379 --> 00:59:04.045
I could've called
another Uber driver earlier,
00:59:04.047 --> 00:59:05.448
and you know why I didn't?
00:59:05.450 --> 00:59:06.582
Because you don't know
00:59:06.584 --> 00:59:07.817
- how to use apps!
- No.
00:59:07.819 --> 00:59:11.487
Because I wouldn't find
one weaker than you!
00:59:11.489 --> 00:59:14.956
You're too chicken shit to
tell that girl you like her!
00:59:14.958 --> 00:59:18.193
You're too chicken shit
to stand up to me!
00:59:18.195 --> 00:59:21.898
And you're a chicken shit...
00:59:22.600 --> 00:59:25.503
who deserves zero stars.
00:59:26.337 --> 00:59:28.537
Oh, what?
What, are you getting mad?
00:59:28.539 --> 00:59:30.706
- Come on. Don't you...
- Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
00:59:30.708 --> 00:59:33.376
- What are you gonna do about it, Steve?
- My name is Stu!
00:59:33.378 --> 00:59:34.710
Ow! Jesus! Shit!
00:59:41.819 --> 00:59:43.319
Oh, here we go.
00:59:43.321 --> 00:59:46.557
Huh? You think you're
tough shit? Come on!
00:59:49.361 --> 00:59:50.359
Tough guy, huh?
00:59:50.361 --> 00:59:53.464
Wanna face me like a man?
All right, here we go.
00:59:54.465 --> 00:59:56.733
We don't have to be violent!
We can talk!
00:59:56.735 --> 00:59:59.836
I'm not gonna sit in a kumbaya
circle jerk with you...
00:59:59.838 --> 01:00:02.438
and cry like a little girl!
01:00:02.440 --> 01:00:03.972
I'm calling time out!
01:00:03.974 --> 01:00:06.909
No! No! Time out! Stop!
I said time out!
01:00:06.911 --> 01:00:08.177
Respect the time out!
01:00:08.179 --> 01:00:10.616
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Time out!
01:00:18.556 --> 01:00:20.191
You little shit!
01:00:23.362 --> 01:00:24.696
Where'd you go?
01:00:26.031 --> 01:00:27.898
Hey!
01:00:27.900 --> 01:00:29.031
Girls are strong!
01:00:29.033 --> 01:00:30.166
They give birth to us.
01:00:30.168 --> 01:00:31.802
You should wish
you were like a woman!
01:00:31.804 --> 01:00:33.672
The future is female!
01:00:38.943 --> 01:00:40.610
Coward!
Where are you?
01:00:40.612 --> 01:00:41.944
You're the coward!
01:00:41.946 --> 01:00:44.046
You can't face
your own feelings!
01:00:44.048 --> 01:00:46.216
You remember that part
of NeverEnding Story...
01:00:46.218 --> 01:00:48.385
where Atreyu has to walk
through the Oracle Gates...
01:00:48.387 --> 01:00:51.220
and those giant
sphinx statue things can see
01:00:51.222 --> 01:00:53.189
a warrior's
true internal nature?
01:00:53.191 --> 01:00:54.524
- What?
- And that super scary
01:00:54.526 --> 01:00:55.592
knight gets vaporized...
01:00:55.594 --> 01:00:59.563
because deep down
he doesn't believe in himself?
01:00:59.565 --> 01:01:00.566
Yeah?
01:01:00.934 --> 01:01:02.531
That's you!
01:01:06.805 --> 01:01:08.740
Ha! You live your life
the way...
01:01:09.842 --> 01:01:12.275
Real men cry!
01:01:12.277 --> 01:01:17.282
Real men listen
to their feelings!
01:01:27.759 --> 01:01:28.760
Oh, no.
01:01:36.769 --> 01:01:38.668
I'll kill you!
01:01:44.276 --> 01:01:46.811
You fucked
with the wrong Uber driver!
01:01:54.253 --> 01:01:57.822
- I think you broke my arm.
- Fighting is hard.
01:01:57.824 --> 01:01:59.690
You gotta have stamina.
01:01:59.692 --> 01:02:00.625
Yeah.
01:02:00.627 --> 01:02:03.293
I'm surprised you lasted
as long as you did.
01:02:03.295 --> 01:02:05.395
- That's 'cause I was winning.
- You were not.
01:02:05.397 --> 01:02:07.965
- It was fun. I totally won.
- I was kicking your ass.
01:02:07.967 --> 01:02:09.299
I won.
01:02:09.301 --> 01:02:12.970
Couple of homeless guys
humping in my store, huh?
01:02:12.972 --> 01:02:15.572
Little squat and fuck?
01:02:15.574 --> 01:02:17.742
Stuber, that you?
01:02:22.615 --> 01:02:23.548
"Stuber."
01:02:23.550 --> 01:02:25.984
Oh, that's great,
'cause you drive an Uber.
01:02:25.986 --> 01:02:27.450
That's a great pun.
01:02:27.452 --> 01:02:29.654
Who the hell are you?
And why are you so huge?
01:02:29.656 --> 01:02:32.557
Jesus, what are you benching?
Like, 310, 350?
01:02:32.559 --> 01:02:33.691
Easy, kid.
01:02:33.693 --> 01:02:35.726
Just put the crossbow down.
We'll get out of your hair.
01:02:35.728 --> 01:02:37.061
Jesus, Stuber!
01:02:37.063 --> 01:02:39.429
What the hell did you and your
gigolo friend do to my store?
01:02:39.431 --> 01:02:41.532
It's your dad's store.
01:02:41.534 --> 01:02:43.467
He's a cop. He's working
an important case.
01:02:43.469 --> 01:02:44.602
Case?
01:02:44.604 --> 01:02:46.771
- Is that what you call your butt?
- Look, pal.
01:02:46.773 --> 01:02:47.973
We're in a hurry.
01:02:47.975 --> 01:02:49.240
You got another
sporting goods store
01:02:49.242 --> 01:02:51.408
you gotta fuck in
or something?
01:02:51.410 --> 01:02:53.411
Listen, do you know
what this is?
01:02:53.413 --> 01:02:54.512
- Huh.
- That's blood.
01:02:54.514 --> 01:02:55.680
It is.
01:02:55.682 --> 01:02:58.416
I've done things tonight
you would not believe.
01:02:58.418 --> 01:02:59.317
Oh, yeah?
01:02:59.319 --> 01:03:01.452
I signed a lease
on a spin gym.
01:03:01.454 --> 01:03:02.453
Weird.
01:03:02.455 --> 01:03:04.989
I provided emotional support
to a male stripper.
01:03:04.991 --> 01:03:06.524
You're saying these things
like they're scary.
01:03:06.526 --> 01:03:09.093
- I shot a man in cold blood.
- Yeah.
01:03:09.095 --> 01:03:11.195
I watched him die.
01:03:11.197 --> 01:03:15.266
From someone else's bullet,
but I loosened him up.
01:03:15.268 --> 01:03:16.601
Yeah, right, Stuber.
01:03:16.603 --> 01:03:17.604
Hey.
01:03:18.871 --> 01:03:20.239
His name is Stu.
01:03:26.046 --> 01:03:28.114
My name is Stu.
01:03:29.549 --> 01:03:31.384
How do you do?
01:03:32.452 --> 01:03:34.653
He's fucking crazy.
01:03:34.655 --> 01:03:36.220
Yeah.
01:03:40.894 --> 01:03:42.228
Easy, Stu.
01:03:45.833 --> 01:03:46.834
I quit.
01:03:47.668 --> 01:03:48.667
And I'm telling your dad
01:03:48.669 --> 01:03:51.003
you masturbate
in the handicap stall.
01:03:51.005 --> 01:03:52.338
Oh, don't do that.
01:03:53.107 --> 01:03:54.773
I'll just use a regular stall.
01:03:54.775 --> 01:03:56.443
You're pathetic.
01:03:59.813 --> 01:04:01.348
Stu, hold on.
01:04:02.715 --> 01:04:04.183
You're my best friend, man.
01:04:06.487 --> 01:04:07.351
What?
01:04:07.353 --> 01:04:11.390
Yeah. The back and forth...
01:04:11.392 --> 01:04:14.325
the razzing, you and me.
01:04:14.327 --> 01:04:16.595
It's the best part
about this whole stupid job.
01:04:16.597 --> 01:04:18.130
It's, like,
the worst part for me.
01:04:18.132 --> 01:04:19.531
Do you have any idea
what it's like...
01:04:19.533 --> 01:04:21.633
to know the only reason
you even have a job
01:04:21.635 --> 01:04:23.835
is because
your dad owns this place?
01:04:23.837 --> 01:04:25.738
And you're balding? Fuck.
01:04:25.740 --> 01:04:28.239
I honestly don't see
any hair loss on you.
01:04:28.241 --> 01:04:30.742
Yeah, you should see
my drain when I shower.
01:04:30.744 --> 01:04:31.643
Yeah, but that's shedding.
01:04:31.645 --> 01:04:32.911
That's normal.
Everyone has that.
01:04:32.913 --> 01:04:36.350
- Plus your follicles...
- Hey, Stu, we gotta go.
01:04:37.786 --> 01:04:39.318
Stu, wait.
01:04:42.389 --> 01:04:44.057
You really don't think
I'm losing hair?
01:04:44.059 --> 01:04:45.925
If you are...
01:04:45.927 --> 01:04:47.662
it's very subtle.
01:04:50.931 --> 01:04:51.965
Thanks, Stu.
01:04:54.102 --> 01:04:56.370
I'll get that.
01:05:00.374 --> 01:05:01.774
Low battery charge.
01:05:01.776 --> 01:05:02.974
Press button to check.
01:05:02.976 --> 01:05:05.544
Ah, shit. I'm running out of power.
I gotta recharge.
01:05:05.546 --> 01:05:06.678
No, we don't have time.
01:05:06.680 --> 01:05:08.014
The salvage yard
is not far anyway.
01:05:08.016 --> 01:05:11.951
Well, looks like we're at
the end of our road, huh?
01:05:11.953 --> 01:05:13.119
Not literally.
01:05:13.121 --> 01:05:14.553
I'll drop you up the road.
01:05:14.555 --> 01:05:15.889
This was...
01:05:16.824 --> 01:05:17.957
It wasn't fun.
01:05:17.959 --> 01:05:20.960
You can't drop me off.
I need you to come with me.
01:05:20.962 --> 01:05:22.095
No, no, no.
01:05:22.097 --> 01:05:23.963
You're a cop.
I'm a civilian.
01:05:23.965 --> 01:05:27.432
You're built for justice.
I'm built for brunch.
01:05:27.434 --> 01:05:31.170
I do civilian things.
I like walks.
01:05:31.172 --> 01:05:33.439
And I really wanna get
into brewing beer.
01:05:33.441 --> 01:05:36.176
Like IPAs,
maybe a nice Hefeweizen.
01:05:36.178 --> 01:05:39.279
But I cannot do that
if I'm dead.
01:05:40.081 --> 01:05:41.448
All right.
01:05:42.016 --> 01:05:43.785
I'll do it myself.
01:05:47.822 --> 01:05:48.855
Listen...
01:05:48.857 --> 01:05:51.456
I know you're this,
like, Steven Seagal badass
01:05:51.458 --> 01:05:52.961
who doesn't need shit
from anyone.
01:05:54.529 --> 01:05:57.432
Your dad was a dick
to leave you in the desert.
01:05:58.099 --> 01:05:59.599
Sometimes people need help,
01:05:59.601 --> 01:06:02.971
and it is not a sign of
weakness to ask for it.
01:06:04.139 --> 01:06:06.341
Call for backup.
01:06:08.777 --> 01:06:11.879
I don't know where Vic is.
How would I know?
01:06:16.718 --> 01:06:17.650
Vic?
01:06:17.652 --> 01:06:19.385
I know you think I'm the boy
who cried Tedjo,
01:06:19.387 --> 01:06:21.188
but I got the drop location.
01:06:21.190 --> 01:06:23.056
I know
this went to the feds...
01:06:23.058 --> 01:06:25.460
but I really need backup.
01:06:25.761 --> 01:06:26.826
Okay.
01:06:26.828 --> 01:06:27.760
Really?
01:06:27.762 --> 01:06:29.862
You're a pain in my ass,
but I trust you.
01:06:29.864 --> 01:06:31.798
All right, they're making
a deal in Inglewood.
01:06:31.800 --> 01:06:33.100
Watseka Salvage.
01:06:33.102 --> 01:06:34.634
The meet goes down
in half an hour.
01:06:34.636 --> 01:06:36.737
Send in the cavalry.
Call in SWAT.
01:06:36.739 --> 01:06:39.438
- Okay. You got it, Vic.
- And, Captain...
01:06:39.440 --> 01:06:41.275
thanks for not
giving up on me.
01:06:41.277 --> 01:06:42.577
You bet.
01:06:44.013 --> 01:06:45.813
See? Didn't that feel good?
01:06:45.815 --> 01:06:48.517
You asked for help
and the sky didn't fall.
01:06:55.690 --> 01:06:58.324
That's technically
not the sky.
01:06:58.326 --> 01:07:00.727
That's the sky's tears.
01:07:00.729 --> 01:07:03.729
It's tears of joy 'cause
the sky is proud of you.
01:07:03.731 --> 01:07:06.033
Please shut up.
01:07:06.035 --> 01:07:08.637
Well, no worries.
01:07:09.038 --> 01:07:10.371
I found Vic.
01:07:10.606 --> 01:07:12.240
Great.
01:07:12.242 --> 01:07:13.709
No!
01:07:16.711 --> 01:07:18.477
Can you tell me
what you see?
01:07:18.479 --> 01:07:20.948
Three black Lexuses.
01:07:20.950 --> 01:07:22.883
Lexi? Lexuses?
01:07:22.885 --> 01:07:24.084
Lexi.
01:07:24.086 --> 01:07:25.452
Yeah. They're waiting
for Tedjo.
01:07:25.454 --> 01:07:26.954
You should
get out of here, man.
01:07:26.956 --> 01:07:28.656
Things are gonna get hairy.
01:07:29.490 --> 01:07:30.724
Are you sure you're okay?
01:07:30.726 --> 01:07:33.493
Yeah, you should go.
Look, cavalry's on the way...
01:07:33.495 --> 01:07:35.230
SWAT, the whole deal.
01:07:35.232 --> 01:07:36.799
Go on, call that girl.
01:07:38.033 --> 01:07:39.034
Okay.
01:07:42.805 --> 01:07:43.873
Goodbye.
01:07:45.674 --> 01:07:46.974
Come on.
01:07:46.976 --> 01:07:49.310
- What are you doing?
- Get over here, big guy.
01:07:49.312 --> 01:07:50.744
After all the horrors
we've been through...
01:07:50.746 --> 01:07:52.312
we've earned this.
Come on.
01:07:52.314 --> 01:07:54.181
- Save it for a tree, bud.
- Hey.
01:07:54.183 --> 01:07:56.450
Men can hug. Okay?
01:07:56.452 --> 01:07:58.119
And I know
deep inside that...
01:07:58.121 --> 01:08:00.288
needlessly muscular body...
01:08:00.290 --> 01:08:03.422
is the biggest muscle of all,
your heart.
01:08:03.424 --> 01:08:05.561
- And I want to hug that heart.
- Stu!
01:08:11.902 --> 01:08:13.770
Thank you for driving.
01:08:39.595 --> 01:08:43.563
Oh, my God. Jesus.
Stu, what happened to you?
01:08:43.565 --> 01:08:44.966
Becca, I have to
tell you something.
01:08:44.968 --> 01:08:46.200
Okay, then...
01:08:46.202 --> 01:08:47.835
come over, Stu.
01:08:47.837 --> 01:08:50.371
- And we can...
- Becca, I am in love with you.
01:08:50.373 --> 01:08:53.274
And I have been
since the moment we met.
01:08:53.276 --> 01:08:54.574
You date assholes.
01:08:54.576 --> 01:08:56.544
I'm sorry, but you do.
01:08:56.546 --> 01:08:58.913
And I wait on the sidelines,
and I come when you call...
01:08:58.915 --> 01:09:01.015
and I encourage you and I make
your dreams my dreams...
01:09:01.017 --> 01:09:03.151
and I guess I've just been
hoping that someday
01:09:03.153 --> 01:09:05.552
you would look at me
and see me differently.
01:09:05.554 --> 01:09:07.088
And something would click!
01:09:07.090 --> 01:09:08.356
What the...
01:09:08.358 --> 01:09:11.559
Uh, I'm sorry,
this is a little unfair. Um...
01:09:11.561 --> 01:09:13.860
So you were too afraid
to tell me
01:09:13.862 --> 01:09:15.662
how you felt
and now it's my fault...
01:09:15.664 --> 01:09:17.231
for not clicking?
01:09:17.233 --> 01:09:19.435
No, no, no.
You're right.
01:09:19.437 --> 01:09:21.738
It's not your fault,
it's my fault.
01:09:22.839 --> 01:09:24.672
I just can't do this anymore.
01:09:24.674 --> 01:09:26.506
I can't have
casual sex with you
01:09:26.508 --> 01:09:28.910
and pretend like
I don't feel anything.
01:09:28.912 --> 01:09:31.145
I can't open
a business with you
01:09:31.147 --> 01:09:35.017
and hope that that will
make you fall in love with me.
01:09:35.019 --> 01:09:36.051
Okay, all right.
01:09:36.053 --> 01:09:38.786
I guess I'll find
the other half somehow.
01:09:38.788 --> 01:09:41.522
No, no.
Keep my money, seriously.
01:09:41.524 --> 01:09:43.057
I know it's gonna be
very successful
01:09:43.059 --> 01:09:46.295
and as an investor
I'll become super wealthy.
01:09:46.297 --> 01:09:48.230
But it's your dream,
not mine.
01:09:48.232 --> 01:09:49.597
Wait, what?
01:09:49.599 --> 01:09:52.836
But I don't wanna lose you.
Can we still be friends?
01:09:54.037 --> 01:09:55.770
No.
01:09:55.772 --> 01:09:58.809
No. Because I am in love
with you.
01:10:00.478 --> 01:10:02.610
I'm gonna go.
01:10:02.612 --> 01:10:03.945
I'll give you a call
when I'm not
01:10:03.947 --> 01:10:05.782
waiting for that click
anymore.
01:10:06.417 --> 01:10:08.350
- Okay.
- Bye.
01:10:08.352 --> 01:10:09.552
Bye.
01:10:23.367 --> 01:10:26.069
That is a weak-ass cavalry.
01:10:30.441 --> 01:10:31.507
Are they here?
01:10:31.509 --> 01:10:32.608
Coming in right here.
01:10:32.610 --> 01:10:34.109
- Get the shit.
- Bring 'em.
01:10:34.111 --> 01:10:36.612
Oh, got your ass.
01:10:38.282 --> 01:10:39.649
Fuck.
01:10:44.355 --> 01:10:45.821
- Nikki?
- Dad!
01:10:45.823 --> 01:10:48.391
Hey, I'm still pissed off
at you...
01:10:48.393 --> 01:10:49.824
but my show is over.
01:10:49.826 --> 01:10:50.993
Um, I'm alive
and I definitely
01:10:50.995 --> 01:10:52.627
don't need
this gun anymore, so...
01:10:52.629 --> 01:10:54.263
Yeah, Nikki,
I gotta call you back.
01:10:54.265 --> 01:10:55.431
McHenry's pulling up.
01:10:55.433 --> 01:10:56.598
McHenry?
01:10:56.600 --> 01:10:59.068
She was acting
really weird tonight.
01:10:59.070 --> 01:11:00.636
Like, really huggy.
01:11:00.638 --> 01:11:02.971
- Yeah, something's not right.
- Dad.
01:11:02.973 --> 01:11:04.339
What's going on?
Where are you?
01:11:04.341 --> 01:11:05.974
I gotta go.
01:11:05.976 --> 01:11:07.309
Dad?
01:11:07.311 --> 01:11:08.744
What's going on?
01:11:08.746 --> 01:11:10.480
Where are the feds?
01:11:10.482 --> 01:11:12.184
I didn't think
we needed 'em.
01:11:14.651 --> 01:11:16.952
The feds took over
this investigation...
01:11:16.954 --> 01:11:19.855
because they're worried
about a mole in the force.
01:11:19.857 --> 01:11:23.126
They know someone inside
is on Tedjo's payroll.
01:11:23.128 --> 01:11:24.626
Now drop that rifle!
01:11:24.628 --> 01:11:26.795
Drop it!
01:11:26.797 --> 01:11:28.565
I'm not a freaking mole.
01:11:28.567 --> 01:11:30.032
You know that.
01:11:30.034 --> 01:11:31.203
Yeah.
01:11:31.669 --> 01:11:33.071
I know, Vic.
01:11:35.207 --> 01:11:36.341
No.
01:11:39.076 --> 01:11:40.343
You and Tedjo.
01:11:40.345 --> 01:11:41.478
The whole time.
01:11:41.480 --> 01:11:43.879
I knew all I had to give you
was one lead
01:11:43.881 --> 01:11:45.582
and you'd track him
like a dog.
01:11:45.584 --> 01:11:47.016
Leon, are you sure?
01:11:47.018 --> 01:11:48.785
That's your fucking intel,
all right, Vic?
01:11:48.787 --> 01:11:50.119
Where are you?
01:11:50.121 --> 01:11:52.355
Koreatown.
Cordova and Vermont.
01:11:52.357 --> 01:11:54.692
All right, Leon, where's...
01:12:00.632 --> 01:12:02.664
And you got
your bloody footprints
01:12:02.666 --> 01:12:04.467
all over Leon's murder scene.
01:12:04.469 --> 01:12:06.970
And I'm on surveillance
footage at the Sizzle Room.
01:12:06.972 --> 01:12:09.272
McHENRY: Tedjo's distribution
center, you mean.
01:12:09.274 --> 01:12:10.907
But then you got greedy...
01:12:10.909 --> 01:12:14.042
and you got yourself killed
in a shoot-out during a drop.
01:12:14.044 --> 01:12:15.846
In fact, it happened
right over there.
01:12:17.648 --> 01:12:19.048
This whole drop's
a setup?
01:12:19.050 --> 01:12:21.251
McHENRY: No, the drop's
happening tonight.
01:12:21.253 --> 01:12:24.754
And next week, now that
the feds aren't up our ass.
01:12:24.756 --> 01:12:27.524
And you tipped off Tedjo.
01:12:27.526 --> 01:12:30.326
And you got Morris killed,
you rat!
01:12:30.328 --> 01:12:33.129
They were supposed to be gone
before you guys arrived.
01:12:33.131 --> 01:12:34.532
Like I said, Vic...
01:12:34.534 --> 01:12:36.267
Morris wasn't your fault.
01:12:36.269 --> 01:12:38.568
Wish you were the kind of guy
that could have cashed in too.
01:12:38.570 --> 01:12:39.768
Hold on, now. Just wait.
01:12:48.247 --> 01:12:49.845
Silent but deadly.
01:12:49.847 --> 01:12:51.781
What the hell
are you talking...
01:12:53.818 --> 01:12:56.320
Yes!
01:12:56.322 --> 01:12:57.921
- I'm sorry.
- Yes!
01:12:57.923 --> 01:13:00.324
- So sorry! Oh, God!
- Stu!
01:13:00.326 --> 01:13:02.992
Vic! Vic!
01:13:02.994 --> 01:13:04.595
Yes! Yes!
01:13:04.597 --> 01:13:05.663
Let's go!
01:13:05.665 --> 01:13:06.863
Go! Go!
01:13:06.865 --> 01:13:08.199
I just hit someone
with my car!
01:13:08.201 --> 01:13:09.200
She'll live.
01:13:09.202 --> 01:13:11.101
- You hit a crooked cop.
- That was a cop?
01:13:11.103 --> 01:13:12.469
Oh, my God.
Are you the bad guy?
01:13:12.471 --> 01:13:13.703
I'm not the bad guy.
01:13:13.705 --> 01:13:14.906
Come on!
01:13:17.042 --> 01:13:18.708
Don't let him
out of here!
01:13:18.710 --> 01:13:19.842
I'm a henchman.
01:13:19.844 --> 01:13:21.612
I've been aiding
and abetting a bad guy.
01:13:21.614 --> 01:13:23.013
You Stockholm-syndromed me.
01:13:23.015 --> 01:13:24.148
- That's not cool.
- You saved my ass.
01:13:24.150 --> 01:13:25.848
You saved my ass, kid.
You got brass balls.
01:13:25.850 --> 01:13:27.551
- Don't talk about my balls.
- It's me and you.
01:13:27.553 --> 01:13:28.619
Leave my balls out of it.
01:13:28.621 --> 01:13:30.254
We're a team, buddy.
Make a U-turn.
01:13:30.256 --> 01:13:31.222
Very funny.
01:13:31.224 --> 01:13:32.923
I'm not letting Tedjo
get away. Not again.
01:13:32.925 --> 01:13:35.459
I'm driving, and we're going
where I say we go.
01:13:35.461 --> 01:13:36.695
- Stu, turn around!
- No! Let go!
01:13:36.697 --> 01:13:37.794
- Let go!
- God damn it...
01:13:37.796 --> 01:13:39.195
Stu, turn around!
01:13:39.197 --> 01:13:40.497
This is my car!
01:13:43.835 --> 01:13:45.302
Fuck, this is a lease!
01:13:45.304 --> 01:13:46.537
Will you quit bitching?
01:13:46.539 --> 01:13:48.138
Now, punch it!
01:13:48.140 --> 01:13:49.409
You know what?
01:13:51.410 --> 01:13:52.775
Yeah!
01:13:52.777 --> 01:13:54.612
You're a badass!
01:13:54.614 --> 01:13:55.879
- Yeah!
- There she is!
01:13:55.881 --> 01:13:57.014
Go, Stu, go!
01:13:57.016 --> 01:13:58.882
- There she is!
- Yeah! Go!
01:13:58.884 --> 01:13:59.950
Get me closer!
01:13:59.952 --> 01:14:01.851
What? No, I'm trying
to get away!
01:14:01.853 --> 01:14:04.423
- Get me closer! Get me closer!
- No! No! No!
01:14:06.392 --> 01:14:07.791
Oh, you're scaring me, Stu.
01:14:07.793 --> 01:14:09.093
And I love it!
01:14:09.095 --> 01:14:11.296
I spent my time driving
assholes like you around.
01:14:11.298 --> 01:14:12.464
Got pretty good at it.
01:14:12.466 --> 01:14:13.398
And I love Styx!
01:14:13.400 --> 01:14:14.965
You had me pegged
from the start, dude.
01:14:14.967 --> 01:14:16.333
I'm gonna turn it up.
01:14:16.335 --> 01:14:17.401
Here we go!
01:14:23.610 --> 01:14:24.775
Come on!
01:14:36.523 --> 01:14:37.621
Come on, come on, come on.
01:14:37.623 --> 01:14:38.858
September 1st.
01:14:40.826 --> 01:14:42.059
Stu's the driver?
01:14:42.061 --> 01:14:43.695
"Ride still in progress"?
01:14:43.697 --> 01:14:44.862
I got an idea!
01:14:44.864 --> 01:14:46.864
I'm gonna throw this
propane tank at them.
01:14:46.866 --> 01:14:48.466
You shoot it.
It'll blow up their car!
01:14:48.468 --> 01:14:49.833
This isn't freakin' Jaws!
01:14:49.835 --> 01:14:52.338
Exactly! Just like Jaws.
It's gonna work. Ready?
01:14:54.708 --> 01:14:56.408
One, two...
01:14:56.410 --> 01:14:57.511
go!
01:15:05.719 --> 01:15:06.917
Okay, they were bad men.
01:15:06.919 --> 01:15:08.153
They made bad choices...
01:15:08.155 --> 01:15:09.856
and it was their fault,
not mine.
01:15:10.657 --> 01:15:11.892
Faster!
01:15:20.233 --> 01:15:21.099
Hey!
01:15:21.101 --> 01:15:23.503
Hey! Hey, I can see!
I can see!
01:15:27.106 --> 01:15:28.740
Come on, come on!
Faster!
01:15:37.883 --> 01:15:41.219
- You got 'em! Yes!
- I got 'em! Got 'em! Yes!
01:15:41.221 --> 01:15:42.354
Yes! Yes! Yes!
01:15:42.356 --> 01:15:43.756
Low battery charge.
01:15:43.758 --> 01:15:44.889
- Damn.
- Press button to check.
01:15:44.891 --> 01:15:46.594
- No, no, no!
- I got 'em.
01:15:48.563 --> 01:15:50.894
- What's that beeping?
- No! Please, please, please.
01:15:50.896 --> 01:15:52.097
- What's that beeping?
- Come on, come on.
01:15:52.099 --> 01:15:56.000
Come on, come on, come on.
01:15:56.002 --> 01:15:57.503
What the hell's
going on?
01:15:57.505 --> 01:15:59.206
We're out of juice.
01:15:59.940 --> 01:16:01.740
Well, switch to gas!
01:16:01.742 --> 01:16:04.476
There's no gas!
It's an electric car!
01:16:04.478 --> 01:16:09.314
You got an electric car
that doesn't use gas?
01:16:09.316 --> 01:16:11.983
Everybody who buys
an electric car
01:16:11.985 --> 01:16:13.185
has a car
that doesn't use gas.
01:16:13.187 --> 01:16:15.053
That's what
an electric car is.
01:16:15.055 --> 01:16:16.254
Well, that shit attitude
is not
01:16:16.256 --> 01:16:17.723
gonna help us
out of this situation.
01:16:17.725 --> 01:16:19.023
No attitude will help.
01:16:19.025 --> 01:16:20.526
Oh, no!
01:16:20.528 --> 01:16:22.261
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
01:16:23.331 --> 01:16:24.630
All right,
I'm taking out his tires.
01:16:24.632 --> 01:16:25.632
Okay.
01:16:30.170 --> 01:16:31.672
- Shit! That never works.
- Shit.
01:16:52.794 --> 01:16:54.529
Oh, my God!
01:16:55.096 --> 01:16:55.960
Vic!
01:16:55.962 --> 01:16:57.831
Vic, you okay?
01:16:57.833 --> 01:17:00.299
You should have worn
a seatbelt. Oh, God.
01:17:00.301 --> 01:17:01.267
Really? Now?
01:17:01.269 --> 01:17:02.601
Sorry.
I'll bring it up later.
01:17:02.603 --> 01:17:04.037
Shit.
01:17:07.675 --> 01:17:09.241
We'll go up there.
01:17:15.683 --> 01:17:16.684
Watch it.
01:17:21.556 --> 01:17:22.591
I'm blind again!
01:17:25.526 --> 01:17:26.892
Give me your phone.
01:17:26.894 --> 01:17:28.262
It must have fallen out
in the crash.
01:17:31.499 --> 01:17:32.699
All right.
01:17:32.701 --> 01:17:34.001
Come on, hurry!
01:17:39.240 --> 01:17:40.408
Go, go!
01:17:42.945 --> 01:17:44.811
I got this.
01:17:44.813 --> 01:17:49.082
Hello, operator? We need help.
Someone's trying to murder us!
01:17:49.084 --> 01:17:50.416
Hello, operator?
We need help.
01:17:50.418 --> 01:17:53.720
Someone's trying
to murder us! Shit.
01:17:53.722 --> 01:17:55.054
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
01:17:55.056 --> 01:17:56.425
Okay, okay.
01:17:57.024 --> 01:17:58.227
Come on.
01:18:05.366 --> 01:18:06.666
Here.
01:18:06.668 --> 01:18:08.368
Please, no.
01:18:08.370 --> 01:18:09.736
No, no, no.
We're the good guys.
01:18:09.738 --> 01:18:11.605
He's a cop. I'm with Uber.
01:18:11.607 --> 01:18:12.806
Go, go, go.
01:18:12.808 --> 01:18:15.276
Get down, get down.
Get down.
01:18:19.381 --> 01:18:20.981
Does anyone have a phone?
01:18:20.983 --> 01:18:22.082
Thank you.
01:18:22.084 --> 01:18:23.416
I'm gonna call 911.
01:18:23.418 --> 01:18:24.718
No! No cops.
01:18:24.720 --> 01:18:25.986
Right.
01:18:25.988 --> 01:18:28.389
- There's no telling who else is on his payroll.
- Right.
01:18:31.760 --> 01:18:33.159
Okay. We just gotta get out
01:18:33.161 --> 01:18:34.394
of here and we're home free.
01:18:34.396 --> 01:18:36.697
I got us an UberSUV,
so we can all pile in.
01:18:36.699 --> 01:18:40.333
Tariq, 4.8 stars, is gonna
be here in three minutes.
01:18:40.335 --> 01:18:41.635
Six minutes!
01:18:41.637 --> 01:18:42.736
He took a right!
01:18:42.738 --> 01:18:43.837
You're going
the wrong way, Tariq!
01:18:43.839 --> 01:18:45.006
What are you doing, dude?
01:18:45.008 --> 01:18:47.340
Everyone, pull out
your phones.
01:18:47.342 --> 01:18:48.709
Call Uber.
01:18:48.711 --> 01:18:49.843
Uber. Uber.
01:18:49.845 --> 01:18:51.611
Ride-share. Ride-share.
01:18:51.613 --> 01:18:54.249
Yeah, dude.
We know what Uber is.
01:18:57.754 --> 01:18:58.653
What are you doing?
01:18:58.655 --> 01:19:00.454
I'm gonna Uber us
out of here myself.
01:19:00.456 --> 01:19:02.087
No, he's gonna be here
in four minutes, dude.
01:19:02.089 --> 01:19:03.155
He's on the...
01:19:03.157 --> 01:19:04.925
Fuck, he took another right!
01:19:04.927 --> 01:19:07.663
How does he have 4.8 stars?
01:19:13.068 --> 01:19:14.536
Huh?
01:19:26.248 --> 01:19:27.783
Who parked a boat here?
01:19:32.454 --> 01:19:33.320
Come on!
01:19:33.322 --> 01:19:34.922
Come on, we gotta go!
Let's go.
01:19:41.597 --> 01:19:42.599
Hey!
01:19:43.365 --> 01:19:45.733
- Fuck!
- Damn.
01:19:45.735 --> 01:19:47.635
Wait.
01:19:47.637 --> 01:19:49.235
Wait.
01:19:49.237 --> 01:19:50.905
He has nothing
to do with this.
01:19:50.907 --> 01:19:52.974
All right?
Just let him go.
01:19:52.976 --> 01:19:55.175
He's a good man.
I forced him to be here.
01:19:55.177 --> 01:19:56.711
He's done nothing to you.
01:19:58.915 --> 01:20:00.082
What the fuck?
01:20:00.084 --> 01:20:01.683
I was going for his face.
01:20:09.125 --> 01:20:10.291
That's the feds.
01:20:10.293 --> 01:20:12.393
It's over, Tedjo.
Put the gun down.
01:20:12.395 --> 01:20:14.028
Yeah, we called Agent Tariq.
01:20:14.030 --> 01:20:16.599
One of the top agents.
Five stars.
01:20:17.433 --> 01:20:19.300
He brought
his undercover crew with him.
01:20:19.302 --> 01:20:22.770
Top of his class at Quantico.
He's Dark Ops.
01:20:22.772 --> 01:20:25.806
Los Angeles as well.
01:20:25.808 --> 01:20:28.241
Tariq, don't shoot him!
Don't do it! Don't do it.
01:20:28.243 --> 01:20:29.510
- Don't shoot!
- Don't do it!
01:20:29.512 --> 01:20:32.446
You assholes called multiple
Ubers at the same time?
01:20:32.448 --> 01:20:33.681
So uncool!
01:20:33.683 --> 01:20:35.218
God damn it.
01:20:38.554 --> 01:20:40.456
We're fucked.
01:20:48.197 --> 01:20:49.397
- Vic?
- Stu!
01:20:49.399 --> 01:20:50.765
- Vic?
- Get the gun!
01:20:50.767 --> 01:20:52.299
Grab the gun!
01:20:52.301 --> 01:20:54.301
Watch out for his fists!
01:20:57.908 --> 01:20:59.710
Stu, get the gun!
01:21:03.713 --> 01:21:05.179
Stop! Stop it!
01:21:05.181 --> 01:21:06.449
I'm gonna shoot you!
01:21:06.917 --> 01:21:07.918
Stop!
01:21:09.887 --> 01:21:11.855
Stop it! Stop!
01:21:14.158 --> 01:21:16.190
Stu, take the shot!
Shoot!
01:21:16.192 --> 01:21:18.225
- Just defeat him!
- Come on!
01:21:19.830 --> 01:21:20.831
He's so little!
01:21:27.403 --> 01:21:29.640
- Stop it!
- Stu!
01:21:29.873 --> 01:21:30.874
Stu!
01:21:32.308 --> 01:21:33.909
Take the shot, Stu!
01:21:33.911 --> 01:21:35.877
- Shoot!
- Come on!
01:21:39.382 --> 01:21:41.149
Stu, take the shot!
01:21:57.035 --> 01:21:58.635
Back away from my dad!
01:21:59.703 --> 01:22:01.772
- Nicole?
- Back away from him!
01:22:03.239 --> 01:22:05.040
Back away!
01:22:05.042 --> 01:22:06.541
Yes!
01:22:06.543 --> 01:22:08.412
Dad, come on.
Get up, get up!
01:22:09.214 --> 01:22:11.013
Watch out. Watch out!
01:22:11.015 --> 01:22:13.014
Let him go. Let him go.
01:22:14.118 --> 01:22:15.719
No! No!
01:22:18.956 --> 01:22:20.555
No.
01:22:20.557 --> 01:22:23.460
I'm going to take
everything from you.
01:22:25.729 --> 01:22:26.730
No.
01:22:40.644 --> 01:22:43.311
I will kill you...
01:22:43.313 --> 01:22:44.947
if you touch my daughter!
01:22:44.949 --> 01:22:46.849
Dad, stop!
01:22:46.851 --> 01:22:47.852
Dad, don't!
01:22:49.254 --> 01:22:51.220
Dad, fucking stop!
01:22:54.259 --> 01:22:56.659
Dad, it's over.
01:22:56.661 --> 01:22:57.593
That's it.
01:22:57.595 --> 01:22:59.195
- Get down!
- Don't move!
01:22:59.197 --> 01:23:00.264
Stay down.
01:23:04.002 --> 01:23:05.067
Come on, Dad.
01:23:05.069 --> 01:23:06.401
On your stomach!
01:23:06.403 --> 01:23:08.437
On your stomach! Roll over!
01:23:08.439 --> 01:23:09.939
Roll over.
01:23:09.941 --> 01:23:11.774
On your stomach, now!
01:23:11.776 --> 01:23:13.978
- Hands to your side.
- Cuff him.
01:23:17.314 --> 01:23:18.446
Are you all right?
01:23:18.448 --> 01:23:19.916
I got shot.
01:23:19.918 --> 01:23:23.619
I got shot right where
the blood is coming from.
01:23:23.621 --> 01:23:25.890
Gonna send
a helicopter to you.
01:23:33.031 --> 01:23:35.400
No!
01:23:35.935 --> 01:23:37.632
It was a lease!
01:23:37.634 --> 01:23:42.238
There's no gasoline!
How would it catch fire?
01:23:42.240 --> 01:23:44.042
The propane!
01:23:52.250 --> 01:23:54.951
- Hey.
- Hey, hey, kid.
01:23:54.953 --> 01:23:57.420
- How you feeling?
- I can see.
01:23:57.422 --> 01:23:58.989
Well, that's good.
01:23:58.991 --> 01:24:01.389
- You look great.
- Thanks.
01:24:01.391 --> 01:24:03.595
I look like
I've been up all night.
01:24:03.962 --> 01:24:05.130
Hey.
01:24:06.397 --> 01:24:07.866
I'm really sorry.
01:24:09.134 --> 01:24:10.868
It's okay.
01:24:10.870 --> 01:24:12.471
No, it's not.
01:24:13.705 --> 01:24:17.840
I'm gonna be better, okay?
I promise.
01:24:17.842 --> 01:24:20.445
We'll both be better,
how about that?
01:24:22.648 --> 01:24:24.214
Thank you
for taking care of him.
01:24:24.216 --> 01:24:25.815
I didn't want to.
01:24:25.817 --> 01:24:27.683
He made me.
01:24:27.685 --> 01:24:30.586
And for literally
taking a bullet for me.
01:24:30.588 --> 01:24:32.858
Yeah, I guess
that was pretty heroic, huh?
01:24:33.525 --> 01:24:35.392
If I do get a medal,
01:24:35.394 --> 01:24:37.426
I'm gonna donate it
to an orphanage.
01:24:37.428 --> 01:24:39.629
Just to inspire
those little shits.
01:24:39.631 --> 01:24:41.798
We recovered your phones
from the wreckage.
01:24:41.800 --> 01:24:42.902
Yes!
01:24:43.302 --> 01:24:44.501
Thank you.
01:24:44.503 --> 01:24:46.103
Thank you.
01:24:46.105 --> 01:24:47.905
- Good job.
- Thanks.
01:24:47.907 --> 01:24:48.907
Thank you.
01:24:54.380 --> 01:24:56.246
Surge pricing, baby!
01:24:58.285 --> 01:25:01.051
Mother frigger.
01:25:01.053 --> 01:25:02.685
No tip?
01:25:02.687 --> 01:25:04.955
That's an interesting choice.
01:25:13.365 --> 01:25:14.867
Five stars.
01:25:16.434 --> 01:25:18.103
Thank you.
01:25:18.837 --> 01:25:20.204
Uh...
01:25:20.206 --> 01:25:23.740
So, I didn't think you were
gonna give me five stars...
01:25:23.742 --> 01:25:26.777
so I already
rated you three stars.
01:25:26.779 --> 01:25:30.981
But given the circumstances,
I feel that's very generous.
01:25:30.983 --> 01:25:32.152
Hey.
01:25:34.988 --> 01:25:37.020
Thank you.
01:25:37.022 --> 01:25:38.691
For saving her.
01:25:43.964 --> 01:25:45.129
Thank you.
01:25:58.244 --> 01:26:00.777
Do you need a tissue
for those tears?
01:26:00.779 --> 01:26:02.479
No, that's...
01:26:02.481 --> 01:26:04.717
There must be some hot sauce
in your hair.
01:26:05.818 --> 01:26:06.985
Must be.
01:26:06.987 --> 01:26:10.221
You think about that
Nick Lachey-looking fuck...
01:26:10.223 --> 01:26:11.489
who betrayed you.
01:26:11.491 --> 01:26:13.523
I know who he is. Kevin.
01:26:13.525 --> 01:26:16.060
Accountant. Worthless.
Put it on the bike.
01:26:16.062 --> 01:26:20.298
On top of that hill is frose,
six Midol, and alimony!
01:26:20.300 --> 01:26:23.469
You get half of...
01:26:44.557 --> 01:26:46.891
- Hey. Here.
- Hey, Howard. Thank you.
01:26:46.893 --> 01:26:48.595
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
01:26:49.628 --> 01:26:54.034
Hey, get up here.
Look at that. Look at that.
01:26:54.567 --> 01:26:57.003
All right, buddy.
01:26:57.837 --> 01:27:01.939
Come on.
Let's go see Nicole.
01:27:01.941 --> 01:27:04.677
Let's go see Nicole.
Come on.
01:27:11.185 --> 01:27:12.550
- Hey. Merry Christmas.
- Hey.
01:27:16.256 --> 01:27:17.121
Hey.
01:27:17.123 --> 01:27:18.725
Oh, yeah,
we're dating now.
01:27:19.859 --> 01:27:21.295
Surprise.
01:27:23.030 --> 01:27:25.063
We were debating
when to tell you, but...
01:27:25.065 --> 01:27:27.167
- Christmas felt right.
- Mmm-hmm.
01:27:28.502 --> 01:27:30.034
You all right?
01:27:30.036 --> 01:27:32.106
This is your night
in the desert.
01:27:32.506 --> 01:27:34.106
Come on, bud.
01:27:34.108 --> 01:27:35.709
Come on, buddy.
01:27:49.578 --> 01:27:54.578
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