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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Baby, don't make me spell it out
For you ♪
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♪ All of the feelings
That I've got for you ♪
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♪ Can't be explained
But I can try for you ♪
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♪ Yeah, baby
Don't make me spell it out for you ♪
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♪ You keep on asking me the same questions
Why? ♪
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What's the big deal
with this book, anyway?
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It's apparently all deep, but I have
no idea what it's supposed to be about.
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It's... It's about alienation.
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An alien nation? What?
What chapter is that in?
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No, no. Alienation.
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It's about Ignatius
trying to find acceptance
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in a world that wants
nothing to do with him.
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Well, maybe he would find acceptance
if he wasn't such a know-it-all?
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I think his showing off his intelligence
is just a way of protecting himself,
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which is kind of tragic because
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the alienation is
the source of his strength, but then...
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But it's also the source of his problems.
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I think you're starting to get it.
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Um, I should probably go.
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Hey, look, you know...
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I know I've only known you
for, like, two minutes, but...
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would you maybe wanna...
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Would I maybe wanna what?
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Um, never... Never mind.
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Never... Never mind.
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You know that
really, really, really tall girl
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that you go to school with?
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The one that people call LeBron,
Skyscraper, Daddy Long Legs?
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Well, that's me.
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Sixteen years old, six foot one.
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And a half.
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Growing up, my height was
of immense concern to my father.
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Dr. Seeger,
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our daughter is three years old.
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She just reached four feet.
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It's not stopping.
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Can't we give her hormones?
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I read that diethylstilbestrol is very
effective in stunting a child's growth.
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Honey, I don't think it's good to take
anything with that many consonants.
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In some girls, diethylstilbestrol
has successfully stunted growth.
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You know, in others,
it's caused a host of health problems.
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Infertility being one of them.
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Honey, this may be
too soon to talk about, but
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do you even want kids?
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I continued to grow at a rapid pace.
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And guess what?
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Having back row, center placement
in all of your class photos
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isn't exactly a self-esteem booster.
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Now I'm just trying to get through the day
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with as few people as possible
asking me...
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Well, how's the weather up there?
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You think your life is hard?
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I'm a high school junior
wearing size 13 Nikes.
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Men's size 13 Nikes.
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Beat that.
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♪ Ooh, you better ♪
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♪ Ooh, you better ♪
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♪ You better hit it
'Cause you should know better ♪
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♪ Touch down on the stage
And know I ain't come to play ♪
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♪ Clap, clap when I sing
So I know that you feelin' me ♪
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♪ Oh, if you live this loud
Show it, show it, show it, oh ♪
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Fareeda, how much longer
do I have to endure this?
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Just trying to start my next class off
on a high note.
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Well, I start every class off
on a high note.
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Wow.
Mocking yourself right out of the gate.
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Usually the self-deprecation
doesn't start until lunch.
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- How's the weather up there?
- Hey, what'd you say to my best friend?
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- Fareeda, please.
- Quick, you think you got jokes?
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Say some more funny stuff. Dazzle us.
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- I'm sorry, okay?
- No.
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No, you're not. See, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry I'm such good friends
with the girl
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who constantly gets asked
that idiotic question ten times a day,
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because every time she hears it,
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it chips away another little
piece of her soul,
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which, in turn, chips away
another little piece of my soul.
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So, thank you, soul chipper.
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In fact, that's your new nickname.
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Soul Chipper.
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Honestly, what would you do without me?
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I shudder to think.
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Well, stand up straight. Walk tall.
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No slouching!
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How's the weather up there?
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And we're back.
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♪ Hook, line, and sinker ♪
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♪ Wrapped around my finger
I'm a Lone Star man ♪
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♪ Yeah, I'm a big ringer ♪
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This is my super-hot
older sister, Harper,
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who's been winning beauty pageants
since she was six.
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She was spared the tall gene,
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but at least there is some balance...
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...in the genetic universe.
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She got Grandpa Larry's allergies.
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- What do you think of this one?
- Hmm.
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Let me see it with the wave.
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I don't know.
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I feel like the competition has got a lot
more fierce since I was a contestant,
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so I think you need to step it up.
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So, Jodi.
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How's it goin'?
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Fine.
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You feeling okay?
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Like, no headaches,
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irregular heartbeats or unexplainable...
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Dad, I... I know that you live with
this constant fear
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that I'm just gonna
keep growing and growing
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until all of my vital organs explode,
but really,
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if I was gonna have major health problems,
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I think I would have had them by now.
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No, Yao Defen's osteoporosis
didn't show up till she was in college.
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She holds the record
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for the world's tallest woman.
She died 2012, age 40.
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- So tragic.
- Okay, and why do you know that?
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And why would you bring it up at dinner?
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I'm just making conversation.
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About tall people dying young?
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Yeah, well, I gotta say something.
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She hardly talks to us anymore.
You just keep to yourself.
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I can't remember the last time
that you sat down at the piano.
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Why don't you play anymore?
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Is... Is it joint pain?
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No.
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It's...
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It's just because...
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when you're good at something,
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other people tend to wanna
watch you do it,
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and I don't need to give people
another reason to look at me.
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You just have to be strong
in the face of adversity.
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I mean, that's how
I got through high school.
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Mom, everyone loved you in high school.
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Oh.
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Ten guys asked you to prom.
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I mean, what adversity
did you face, exactly?
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Well, I was not popular with the girls
in my class because I was so beautiful.
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I mean, I had to say no to nine suitors.
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It was very stressful.
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It was a lot of pressure.
I was like, "No, no.
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Don't call again.
No. Maybe. Flirt a little.
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Flirty, flirty. Still no.
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No, no.
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Eh.
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No, no."
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Anyway, does that count as adversity?
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No, it doesn't.
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Okay.
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Oh! I love it! That's the one.
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But I have 27 more upstairs.
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No, no, no, don't even bother.
It's... It's perfect.
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You're perfect.
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That's really sweet,
but I'm actually really far...
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Ew. Ugh!
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You wanna wipe your hand.
Don't touch your dress with that hand.
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Get a tissue, please.
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Nine?
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Yes, nine!
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There was only 40 people in our class.
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This is Jack Dunkleman.
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And you may be asking, why is he
carrying his books in a milk crate?
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Well, I've been friends with him
for years,
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and that's still a mystery to me.
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What's even more of a mystery is why
he's crazy about someone twice his size.
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- Good mornin'.
- Hi.
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So David Blaine called me,
you'll never believe it.
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He wants to know when you and I
will make magic together.
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You do this every day.
Dunkleman, it's never gonna happen.
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I made you a smoothie.
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Okay, it would be weird.
We've known each other for so long,
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and dating a guy who's shorter than me
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would just draw more attention
to how much of a freak I am.
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Wait, but half the guys in this school
are shorter than you are.
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Hence my conundrum.
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Oh, ho, ho. I would love nothing more
than to hence your conundrum.
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All I'm saying is let your freak flag fly.
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Date a short guy. Wear high heels.
Do something crazy.
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They don't make heels in size 13 men's.
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Even if they did, I wouldn't wear them.
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Look, I know I don't have everything
on your perfect boyfriend checklist, okay?
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But, you know, I'd be willing to bet
I'm clocking in at around... 70%.
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Yeah, I mean, 60%.
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Mm...
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Fifty percent?
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It's a very specific checklist.
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I just think it's crazy
you won't go out with me
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just 'cause what?
You think that at any moment,
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some taller-than-you,
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funny, intelligent, nice, perfect guy
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is just gonna walk through that door?
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I mean, that's... Come on. That's crazy.
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Okay, class, listen up.
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We have a foreign exchange student
joining us today.
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He comes to us all the way from Sweden,
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and he'll be with us
the rest of the school year.
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So be nice and please welcome Stig Mohlin.
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Uh... Hey, hey...
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Okay, yeah, okay,
the guy is decent-looking.
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Yeah, that's, you know,
that's obvious, but,
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you know, you don't know him.
He's probably dumb as a...
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What's... What's he doing?
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Okay.
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He's perfect, yeah.
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He didn't even look at me, okay.
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It's the first time in my life that
I've ever wanted someone to look at me,
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and he doesn't.
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Because to him,
you're not a tall girl.
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I'm not?
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Jodi, the dude's from Sweden.
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It's an entire country filled with giants.
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To him, you're just another girl.
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- I'm going in. Teeth check?
- Ugh!
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- Huge piece of broccoli.
- Where?
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Liz, you're the worst.
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Go get him!
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Ugh, forever alone.
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Kimmy Stitcher.
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Travel enthusiast,
future real estate agent,
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or some other occupation
that involves her face on a bench,
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and one of my OTs...
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original tormentors since childhood.
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Look, guys.
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Jodi's hand is so big,
it doesn't even fit on the clay.
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We're gonna need more paint.
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Kimmy's funny!
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And that's why I want to be
just like Taylor Swift when I grow up.
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Taylor Swift? More like Taller Swift.
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Oh, that's a good one, Kimmy.
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Nice sweatpants, Sasquatch.
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Hey, new guy. I'm Kimmy.
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Well, Hi, Kimmy.
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- How're you liking America so far?
- Oh, I'm liking America very much so far.
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And America likes you very much.
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You speak Swedish?
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I speak a little Swedish.
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Picked up back in 2012
on a family vacay to Stockholm.
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Oh, it's so beautiful there, right?
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Yeah, America's great,
but I do know nothing about New Orleans.
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Consider me your cultural ambassador.
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Walk with me.
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Man, Kimmy works fast.
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I mean, the guy got out of Customs,
what, an hour ago,
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and she's already marking her territory.
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Jodi, Jodi, Jodi.
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Look, all right. I know you want to date
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some guy that's, like,
taller than you and stuff,
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but if you think about it,
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there could be some major consequences.
You know, it could backfire big-time.
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Okay, backfire how?
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I'm glad you asked.
Let me paint you a word picture.
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How long is this picture gonna take?
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Just let me do my thing.
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So, let's say that
you and Stig date, okay?
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You, uh, fall in love,
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stick together through college,
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down the line you get married,
have a baby.
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And the combined strength
of your tall gene and his tall gene
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creates a zygote in your belly the size
of an above-average sized watermelon.
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Okay? So that would mean that
that puppy's coming out Caesarean.
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Through the side door. Do you really
wanna go through the rest your life
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with a big, old scar on that beautiful
torso of yours, 'cause, you know,
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it's what you're asking for.
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He makes a valid point.
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Surprise!
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Ha!
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Mom, what are you doing
with the jumbo Swede?
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Well, he's gonna be staying with us.
We're his host family.
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What?
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Yeah! I wanted to introduce myself to you
at school today,
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tell you the great news, but your mom
wanted it to be a surprise, so,
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- surprise!
- Surprise!
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- Got him.
- Why?
00:14:26.490 --> 00:14:28.784
Mom, why, why,
why would you do this?
00:14:28.868 --> 00:14:29.952
Because!
00:14:30.035 --> 00:14:32.162
With all the chaos going on
in the world today,
00:14:32.246 --> 00:14:35.249
there's never been a more vital time
for humanity to open our doors
00:14:35.332 --> 00:14:37.710
to strangers from foreign lands.
00:14:38.168 --> 00:14:41.505
Mom, the '60s are over, okay?
And you weren't even in them.
00:14:41.922 --> 00:14:43.132
Oh, Stig, buddy,
00:14:43.215 --> 00:14:46.385
we're just...
we're gonna have to ship you back, man.
00:14:46.760 --> 00:14:48.971
This isn't a busted Xbox
you bought on eBay.
00:14:49.054 --> 00:14:50.431
This is a human being.
00:14:50.514 --> 00:14:53.642
A human being who wants to experience
what America is all about.
00:14:53.726 --> 00:14:54.643
You know what, Mom?
00:14:54.727 --> 00:14:57.897
You know what? What better way for him
to experience what America's all about
00:14:57.980 --> 00:14:59.773
than for us to just kick him out of it?
00:14:59.857 --> 00:15:00.983
You get in the car!
00:15:02.234 --> 00:15:03.234
But I sit shotgun.
00:15:03.444 --> 00:15:04.444
Now.
00:15:08.991 --> 00:15:10.242
What should we listen to?
00:15:32.348 --> 00:15:35.142
Wow. That is amazing.
That is really some talent you have there.
00:15:35.225 --> 00:15:37.019
Man, do I look fat on camera.
00:15:37.603 --> 00:15:40.022
Okay, for the next three weeks,
if you see me eating carbs,
00:15:40.105 --> 00:15:41.732
I need you to slap me across the face.
00:15:42.024 --> 00:15:43.442
No, I'm not doing that.
00:15:43.525 --> 00:15:45.485
Okay, and since when did you start
watching carbs?
00:15:45.527 --> 00:15:47.780
Since Teen Miss Louisiana.
00:15:48.280 --> 00:15:49.782
I'm not taking any chances.
00:15:50.324 --> 00:15:51.324
Okay, fine.
00:15:51.700 --> 00:15:53.953
Um, but I...
I need your help with something.
00:15:54.495 --> 00:15:55.496
Sure, what's up?
00:15:56.413 --> 00:15:57.456
Um...
00:15:59.333 --> 00:16:01.210
How do I get a guy to notice me?
00:16:02.252 --> 00:16:03.253
Oh,
00:16:03.587 --> 00:16:04.630
my...
00:16:05.464 --> 00:16:06.382
God!
00:16:06.465 --> 00:16:08.818
Okay, I've been waiting for this day
to come my entire life,
00:16:08.842 --> 00:16:11.362
and I never thought it would,
but I'm so glad it's finally here!
00:16:11.387 --> 00:16:12.587
What day is that?
00:16:12.638 --> 00:16:15.975
Um, the day that you finally come
to your big sister and ask her about love.
00:16:16.266 --> 00:16:18.185
To finally embrace
00:16:18.268 --> 00:16:22.022
the sublime splendor that is a woman,
and to stop dressing
00:16:22.106 --> 00:16:25.859
like a, no offense, very large little boy.
00:16:26.151 --> 00:16:27.431
So are you gonna help me or not?
00:16:28.237 --> 00:16:30.239
I'm going to Extreme Makeover
the crap out of you.
00:16:30.864 --> 00:16:31.864
Okay.
00:16:31.991 --> 00:16:33.367
Who is he?
00:16:33.450 --> 00:16:35.869
He... he is an exchange student...
00:16:35.953 --> 00:16:37.162
- Uh-huh.
- ...from Sweden.
00:16:37.246 --> 00:16:40.124
- And, oh, my God, he is so cute.
- What did you just say?
00:16:40.541 --> 00:16:42.251
He is an exchange student.
00:16:42.710 --> 00:16:44.253
Just... What's wrong?
00:16:48.090 --> 00:16:49.091
Walk away.
00:16:49.758 --> 00:16:50.634
Excuse me?
00:16:50.718 --> 00:16:53.012
Just walk away and
forget we ever had this conversation.
00:16:53.095 --> 00:16:55.347
- Okay, but you literally...
- I said walk away, damn it!
00:16:59.727 --> 00:17:00.769
Wow, I'm so sorry.
00:17:01.103 --> 00:17:02.563
- Um...
- Yeah, that was...
00:17:02.646 --> 00:17:04.356
It's just, an exchange student...
00:17:04.440 --> 00:17:08.110
There's, uh, so many factors
working against you, you know.
00:17:08.610 --> 00:17:09.695
You meet.
00:17:10.446 --> 00:17:11.697
High visibility.
00:17:12.197 --> 00:17:14.158
Girls circling him like sharks on chum.
00:17:15.743 --> 00:17:17.870
You know, I snagged
an exchange student once.
00:17:18.662 --> 00:17:19.662
Diego.
00:17:20.080 --> 00:17:23.459
Paraguayan. Hairless.
Sweat smelled like cappuccino, light foam.
00:17:24.126 --> 00:17:26.253
All the girls wanted him. It was war.
00:17:27.046 --> 00:17:29.173
I felt like Custer at Battle of the Bulge.
00:17:30.174 --> 00:17:32.134
Yeah, Custer wasn't at
Battle of the Bulge.
00:17:32.217 --> 00:17:35.387
Yes, he was. I'm learning about him
right now in American History class.
00:17:35.929 --> 00:17:38.766
Nunez Community College makes you take
an American History class?
00:17:38.849 --> 00:17:41.477
A requirement for the Hotel Management
degree! The point is,
00:17:41.852 --> 00:17:43.854
if you want a guy to notice you,
00:17:44.188 --> 00:17:45.898
you'd have to be willing
to go all the way.
00:17:45.981 --> 00:17:48.621
I don't think you're willing.
Think you're ready to go all the way?
00:17:48.650 --> 00:17:50.277
I don't know what you're talking about.
00:17:50.360 --> 00:17:52.362
Then you just answered your own question.
00:18:12.341 --> 00:18:13.759
Ja, good morning, Dunkers!
00:18:15.844 --> 00:18:17.054
See you at breakfast.
00:18:19.348 --> 00:18:21.600
♪ No, I don't wait for tomorrow ♪
00:18:21.683 --> 00:18:23.894
♪ No, I won't give it a break ♪
00:18:23.977 --> 00:18:25.938
♪ Don't need to beg, steal, or borrow ♪
00:18:26.021 --> 00:18:28.774
♪ Watch me as I walk this way ♪
00:18:28.857 --> 00:18:30.859
♪ I'm busy buildin' an empire ♪
00:18:30.943 --> 00:18:33.028
♪ Don't really care what they say ♪
00:18:33.112 --> 00:18:37.574
♪ I'm only here for a good time
Drown 'em out like Namaste ♪
00:18:42.538 --> 00:18:45.683
Look, man, I feel like we could be friends
if you just gave me a chance on this.
00:18:45.707 --> 00:18:48.293
Look, you're a nice enough guy.
But it's just not gonna work.
00:18:48.377 --> 00:18:49.962
Dunkers, man. Why not?
00:18:50.045 --> 00:18:52.881
Because I can't be seen around you.
And stop calling me Dunkers!
00:18:52.965 --> 00:18:54.341
Why can't you be seen with me?
00:18:54.758 --> 00:18:55.860
- You wanna know why?
- Yeah.
00:18:55.884 --> 00:18:57.010
You make me UBC.
00:18:58.387 --> 00:18:59.263
Ubc?
00:18:59.346 --> 00:19:01.306
No, you... Ugly by comparison.
00:19:01.390 --> 00:19:03.100
Look, when I'm not around you,
00:19:03.183 --> 00:19:05.936
I am a strong six, weak seven.
00:19:06.520 --> 00:19:08.939
But when I am around you,
I'm barely a three,
00:19:09.022 --> 00:19:09.857
like, barely.
00:19:09.940 --> 00:19:11.942
Yeah, but, dude,
I don't know anybody at school.
00:19:13.819 --> 00:19:16.488
Trust me, you're gonna have
no trouble making friends.
00:19:31.837 --> 00:19:34.756
Guys, come on.
He's not that attractive, is he?
00:19:34.840 --> 00:19:35.840
Yes.
00:19:37.050 --> 00:19:38.802
Well, try living with him.
00:19:39.428 --> 00:19:40.428
Okay.
00:19:46.226 --> 00:19:48.478
Well, this is about to get interesting.
00:19:55.777 --> 00:19:56.820
Wow.
00:19:58.238 --> 00:19:59.698
Like sharks to chum.
00:20:01.116 --> 00:20:03.952
♪ England to have my bones ♪
00:20:04.369 --> 00:20:06.288
♪ But don't ever give me up ♪
00:20:06.371 --> 00:20:12.002
♪ I could never get back up
When the future starts so slow ♪
00:20:12.711 --> 00:20:13.712
I'm going in.
00:20:14.546 --> 00:20:15.546
You are?
00:20:18.425 --> 00:20:19.801
No, of course I'm not...
00:20:20.552 --> 00:20:21.553
going in.
00:20:24.514 --> 00:20:28.227
♪ If there's a time
When the feeling's gone ♪
00:20:28.310 --> 00:20:30.229
♪ Well, I wanna feel it ♪
00:20:31.355 --> 00:20:33.440
♪ You can holler
You can wail ♪
00:20:35.817 --> 00:20:38.487
This is like watching a UFC cage match.
00:20:39.279 --> 00:20:41.657
But with less body slams
and more crop tops.
00:20:52.251 --> 00:20:53.251
Ladies.
00:21:01.385 --> 00:21:05.639
Oh, oh, oh, oh! And we have a winner! Ah!
00:21:06.181 --> 00:21:07.933
So, what's your next class?
00:21:08.016 --> 00:21:09.476
Uh, I'm going to Spanish.
00:21:09.559 --> 00:21:12.187
Would you like me to walk you to class?
00:21:12.479 --> 00:21:14.147
Uh, let me guess,
00:21:14.231 --> 00:21:16.942
you picked up Spanish
vacationing in Barcelona, right?
00:21:17.025 --> 00:21:18.905
Yes, Barcelona.
00:21:18.944 --> 00:21:19.944
Let's go!
00:21:21.029 --> 00:21:22.072
Okay.
00:21:32.624 --> 00:21:35.335
It's been over a week
and she hasn't left his side.
00:21:35.419 --> 00:21:37.504
Every time I see him, they're together.
00:21:37.796 --> 00:21:39.756
They eat lunch together,
they go to PE together,
00:21:39.840 --> 00:21:41.842
they walk home from school together
every day.
00:21:42.259 --> 00:21:43.945
I don't know how much more
I can take.
00:21:43.969 --> 00:21:46.430
Sounds like it's mostly just
eating and strolling.
00:21:46.513 --> 00:21:47.639
Could be a lot worse.
00:21:48.473 --> 00:21:54.396
♪ Oh, my love ♪
00:21:55.230 --> 00:21:58.734
♪ My darling ♪
00:21:59.318 --> 00:22:00.319
This is worse.
00:22:00.861 --> 00:22:03.501
It's like I've been in love with this girl
since elementary school,
00:22:03.530 --> 00:22:06.533
and this new guy just steps in
and blows up my seven-year plan.
00:22:06.616 --> 00:22:08.928
Like, that's not cool,
and he's going to end up with Kimmy,
00:22:08.952 --> 00:22:12.247
and Jodi'll spend the rest of her life
pining for the one guy taller than her.
00:22:12.331 --> 00:22:13.790
And where does that leave me?
00:22:14.207 --> 00:22:16.918
Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like
to go to lunch with my friends
00:22:17.002 --> 00:22:18.562
and have them ask me about my problems.
00:22:18.587 --> 00:22:19.713
Oh, and furthermore...
00:22:19.921 --> 00:22:21.715
♪ Your touch ♪
00:22:23.550 --> 00:22:25.927
♪ A long ♪
00:22:26.511 --> 00:22:30.265
♪ Lonely time ♪
00:22:35.604 --> 00:22:38.148
I've been looking at your painting...
00:22:38.231 --> 00:22:41.485
...the past couple weeks,
and you got skills.
00:22:42.569 --> 00:22:45.947
A little Pollock, a little Monet,
00:22:46.031 --> 00:22:47.407
a touch of Rembrandt.
00:22:47.491 --> 00:22:49.368
Are you just naming artists you know?
00:22:49.743 --> 00:22:52.537
Da Vinci, Picasso, Matisse?
00:22:54.331 --> 00:22:55.665
Am I that obvious?
00:22:57.125 --> 00:22:59.836
Well, I like what you're doing
with the Van Gogh there.
00:23:00.087 --> 00:23:01.807
Oh, well, look who's
the artist-dropper now.
00:23:19.231 --> 00:23:20.315
Whatcha doing?
00:23:21.900 --> 00:23:23.580
Playing Pachelbel's "Canon"
on wine glasses
00:23:23.610 --> 00:23:25.650
may have been enough
to win Teen Miss New Orleans...
00:23:27.572 --> 00:23:29.533
but if I wanna win Teen Miss Louisiana,
00:23:30.450 --> 00:23:31.910
I gotta step up my game.
00:23:35.956 --> 00:23:36.956
Cool.
00:23:38.208 --> 00:23:39.209
So, um...
00:23:40.127 --> 00:23:41.253
I'm ready to go all the way.
00:23:43.505 --> 00:23:44.881
Then let's get to work.
00:23:45.424 --> 00:23:46.424
Okay.
00:23:49.344 --> 00:23:50.720
Jesus, Harper!
00:23:51.054 --> 00:23:52.472
You almost killed me.
00:23:52.806 --> 00:23:55.016
Hey, bro,
do you want this or not?
00:23:58.728 --> 00:24:00.206
- Lipstick.
- Lady Danger.
00:24:00.230 --> 00:24:01.230
Mm, too vampy.
00:24:01.273 --> 00:24:02.873
- Crème Cup.
- Not vampy enough.
00:24:02.899 --> 00:24:04.985
- Speak Louder.
- Not vampy enough!
00:24:05.068 --> 00:24:07.696
No, no, no, that's just the name
of this one, Speak Louder.
00:24:07.779 --> 00:24:08.779
My bad.
00:24:10.407 --> 00:24:12.200
I look like Grandma's couch.
00:24:12.284 --> 00:24:15.036
Or a beautiful mermaid princess!
00:24:16.329 --> 00:24:17.956
Okay, no. Harper, no!
00:24:18.290 --> 00:24:19.166
Oh, that one.
00:24:19.249 --> 00:24:21.334
187 Duo Brush!
00:24:21.418 --> 00:24:22.419
Goat fiber.
00:24:22.502 --> 00:24:23.920
Did you have to bring Mom along?
00:24:24.004 --> 00:24:25.464
Fixing you is a two-person job.
00:24:26.047 --> 00:24:28.091
You were awesome
on Good Morning New Orleans!
00:24:28.175 --> 00:24:29.050
Focus!
00:24:29.134 --> 00:24:30.134
Okay.
00:24:32.721 --> 00:24:34.514
Now we're talking!
00:24:34.598 --> 00:24:36.433
You look great.
00:24:37.017 --> 00:24:39.269
Thank you, Mom, but it's just...
It's not me.
00:24:41.146 --> 00:24:42.146
Okay.
00:24:42.939 --> 00:24:44.779
I would like to see some layers
around her face
00:24:44.816 --> 00:24:46.943
to accentuate that fabulous
bone structure.
00:24:47.027 --> 00:24:49.529
Maybe an inch or two off in the back,
but leave the length,
00:24:49.905 --> 00:24:52.866
followed by some honey-blonde lowlights
all around.
00:24:52.949 --> 00:24:54.743
Jodi, what do you think?
00:24:54.826 --> 00:24:57.889
So you're telling me that a lip gloss
and a lip glass are two different things?
00:24:57.913 --> 00:25:00.207
Stop stressing, little sister.
00:25:00.499 --> 00:25:03.019
Tomorrow we're gonna bring
that little Swedish boy to his knees.
00:25:03.251 --> 00:25:05.170
- Not so sure about that.
- Jodi!
00:25:05.921 --> 00:25:07.464
Listen to me, okay?
00:25:07.547 --> 00:25:09.132
If I had that kind of attitude,
00:25:09.716 --> 00:25:12.612
I don't think I ever would've gotten
that job with the Hilton Corporation.
00:25:12.636 --> 00:25:15.555
You have an unpaid internship
at the Residence Inn.
00:25:17.349 --> 00:25:18.349
Silly.
00:25:24.814 --> 00:25:26.816
Now this is me.
00:25:28.401 --> 00:25:29.611
You look stunning.
00:25:52.634 --> 00:25:53.468
Hello?
00:25:53.552 --> 00:25:55.887
Hi, may I speak with Jodi, please?
00:25:57.097 --> 00:25:59.432
Uh, yeah. Yeah, this is Jodi.
00:25:59.516 --> 00:26:02.894
Hi, uh, my name's Stig. I'm the new
exchange student in your school.
00:26:04.896 --> 00:26:05.896
Hello?
00:26:06.648 --> 00:26:09.150
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi. Hi. Um...
00:26:09.609 --> 00:26:12.112
Uh, how may I help you?
00:26:12.696 --> 00:26:15.365
Well, um,
I don't know many people at school,
00:26:15.448 --> 00:26:17.826
and you seem like a really nice person.
00:26:17.909 --> 00:26:19.953
I was hoping
if you didn't have a date yet,
00:26:20.036 --> 00:26:22.205
you'd want to go with me
to the Homecoming dance.
00:26:25.584 --> 00:26:26.960
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
00:26:27.043 --> 00:26:31.840
I mean, going out with you would be,
you know, splendiferous.
00:26:32.173 --> 00:26:37.178
Now... Now, that's a word you don't hear
nearly enough of, um...
00:26:39.139 --> 00:26:43.059
So... So, I'm guessing that
Dunkleman gave you my number?
00:26:43.143 --> 00:26:47.314
No, no. I just looked it up in
the phone book under "Big, ugly giraffe"!
00:26:49.566 --> 00:26:50.609
Schnipper.
00:26:52.402 --> 00:26:53.612
Gotcha.
00:26:54.195 --> 00:26:56.364
Okay, what the hell is wrong with you?
00:26:56.823 --> 00:26:59.367
Oh, don't be so best supporting actress.
00:26:59.451 --> 00:27:01.491
I saw the way you were looking at Stig
in art class.
00:27:01.786 --> 00:27:03.872
Your jaw was practically on the floor.
00:27:03.955 --> 00:27:06.142
So, Schnipper and I just thought
we'd have a little fun.
00:27:06.166 --> 00:27:07.167
What up?
00:27:07.584 --> 00:27:11.338
Besides, you really don't think a guy
as hot as Stig would be into you, do you?
00:27:11.963 --> 00:27:13.590
I mean, let's face it, Jodi.
00:27:13.673 --> 00:27:16.426
You're the tall girl.
You'll never be the pretty girl.
00:27:19.679 --> 00:27:20.679
Yeah, well.
00:27:36.738 --> 00:27:39.282
- What is taking so long?
- Honey, relax.
00:27:39.366 --> 00:27:40.533
There's a whole outfit.
00:27:40.617 --> 00:27:43.078
There's makeup, there's hair.
It's a process.
00:27:43.161 --> 00:27:44.287
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:27:49.709 --> 00:27:50.709
Wow!
00:27:57.008 --> 00:27:59.302
She looks exactly the same, right?
00:27:59.386 --> 00:28:00.470
- Yes!
- Yeah.
00:28:11.022 --> 00:28:13.858
♪ What's the difference 'tween me and you?
When no one believe in you ♪
00:28:13.942 --> 00:28:16.212
♪ I'm flyer than Beetlejuice
Don't count on the sheep to snooze ♪
00:28:16.236 --> 00:28:18.697
♪ Till I might eat your food
I party then sleep till noon ♪
00:28:18.780 --> 00:28:20.407
♪ What every day people do ♪
00:28:20.490 --> 00:28:22.659
- Hey! What up, Stig?
- Ah, not much, Jake!
00:28:23.827 --> 00:28:25.704
You became real popular real fast.
00:28:25.787 --> 00:28:27.914
- Hey, Stig.
- Oh, hi, Sheila!
00:28:27.997 --> 00:28:29.332
Okay, like, really, really fast.
00:28:29.416 --> 00:28:31.418
Jeez, it's one week
and everyone knows your name?
00:28:31.501 --> 00:28:33.503
- Yeah, it's...
- And you're dating Kimmy.
00:28:33.795 --> 00:28:36.673
Right? I still don't get why everyone
wants to be friends with me.
00:28:37.048 --> 00:28:39.193
Or why a girl as pretty as Kimmy
would want to date me.
00:28:39.217 --> 00:28:40.301
What are you talking about?
00:28:40.385 --> 00:28:41.803
Well, look at me.
00:28:44.305 --> 00:28:45.305
Yeah?
00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:46.641
I'm a dork.
00:28:46.725 --> 00:28:47.725
What do you mean?
00:28:48.017 --> 00:28:51.020
It's kind of embarrassing,
but in my high school back home,
00:28:51.938 --> 00:28:57.152
there's all these super good-looking,
super popular, tall guys, you know?
00:28:58.820 --> 00:28:59.820
I'm not one of them.
00:29:00.155 --> 00:29:03.283
I'm sorry, what you're telling me
is that in your home country,
00:29:03.366 --> 00:29:04.743
this, all this...
00:29:04.826 --> 00:29:05.827
This is ugly?
00:29:06.119 --> 00:29:08.163
Oh, yeah, of course, man.
00:29:08.538 --> 00:29:10.540
No, that can't be right.
00:29:10.790 --> 00:29:11.624
Why?
00:29:11.708 --> 00:29:15.211
Well, it's just, you know, if that's true,
then that makes you the me of Sweden.
00:29:15.462 --> 00:29:16.462
I am?
00:29:16.963 --> 00:29:18.256
Man, that's trippy.
00:29:19.257 --> 00:29:21.509
If I'm the you of Sweden, then, I mean...
00:29:22.552 --> 00:29:23.595
who am I here?
00:29:23.928 --> 00:29:26.365
Well, who's the most popular,
good-looking guy at your school?
00:29:26.389 --> 00:29:29.017
The guy that all the girls want to date
and, you know,
00:29:29.100 --> 00:29:31.220
- everyone wants to be friends with?
- Ingvar Krueger.
00:29:31.394 --> 00:29:32.394
That's you here.
00:29:32.896 --> 00:29:34.105
You're Ingvar Krueger.
00:29:37.150 --> 00:29:38.150
I'm Ingvar Krueger.
00:29:39.611 --> 00:29:42.322
- I'm Ingvar Krueger, Dunkers!
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man.
00:29:42.655 --> 00:29:44.866
Man, I'd be, um, screwed in Sweden, huh?
00:29:45.283 --> 00:29:46.910
Yeah, but it's all right.
00:29:49.996 --> 00:29:51.581
Out. Now.
00:29:51.831 --> 00:29:53.458
Excuse me. I'm reading.
00:29:53.708 --> 00:29:54.876
You're hiding.
00:29:56.503 --> 00:29:57.754
I don't want to run into Kimmy.
00:29:58.129 --> 00:29:59.714
She prank called you, Jodi.
00:29:59.798 --> 00:30:00.673
So what?
00:30:00.757 --> 00:30:03.802
Easy for you to say.
Okay, nothing rattles you.
00:30:04.093 --> 00:30:07.096
Plenty of stuff rattles me.
I just roll with it.
00:30:07.514 --> 00:30:09.349
Well, this is how I roll.
00:30:11.142 --> 00:30:12.519
I like your outfit, by the way.
00:30:12.811 --> 00:30:14.354
Might be one of your best designs.
00:30:14.854 --> 00:30:16.147
Don't change the subject.
00:30:17.023 --> 00:30:20.235
Okay, Gulliver,
let's see what trouble you get into next.
00:30:23.321 --> 00:30:26.908
One day, Jodi, one day
when you get picked on and made fun of,
00:30:26.991 --> 00:30:28.827
you're not gonna hide in a bathroom stall.
00:30:29.410 --> 00:30:32.038
You're gonna stand up and say,
"This is me.
00:30:32.330 --> 00:30:34.165
I love all 73 inches of myself,
00:30:34.249 --> 00:30:37.085
and there's nothing you can do
that will change that."
00:30:37.502 --> 00:30:39.212
That is my wish for you.
00:30:40.296 --> 00:30:42.674
I just hope I'm there to see it.
00:30:44.801 --> 00:30:47.804
You're not seriously flushing the toilet
to avoid having this conversa...
00:31:19.502 --> 00:31:21.004
Did you want to use the piano?
00:31:23.548 --> 00:31:26.885
I have a few minutes before my next class,
so I'm just in here messing around a bit.
00:31:27.552 --> 00:31:29.012
No, no, no, go ahead. Go ahead.
00:31:29.095 --> 00:31:31.472
- Yeah.
- I suck.
00:31:51.951 --> 00:31:52.951
Relax your hands.
00:31:54.287 --> 00:31:55.287
I'm sorry, what?
00:31:55.496 --> 00:31:57.874
Y... You're just trying so hard
to hit the right notes
00:31:57.957 --> 00:31:59.292
that your fingers are tensing up.
00:31:59.375 --> 00:32:01.127
So just relax your hands.
00:32:01.794 --> 00:32:03.296
All right. Relax.
00:32:06.382 --> 00:32:07.382
Right.
00:32:19.979 --> 00:32:21.064
Not bad.
00:32:22.565 --> 00:32:23.566
It's better.
00:32:23.816 --> 00:32:25.985
Yeah. Wow, thank you.
00:32:26.069 --> 00:32:27.612
You should play something now.
00:32:27.695 --> 00:32:30.698
- No, no, I don't really play much anymore.
- Oh, come on.
00:32:30.782 --> 00:32:34.285
I mean, I have a feeling that
you're probably better at this than I am.
00:32:34.661 --> 00:32:36.329
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm okay,
00:32:36.704 --> 00:32:38.081
but only because of these.
00:32:39.332 --> 00:32:40.375
Your hands?
00:32:40.708 --> 00:32:43.252
Yeah, I would hope that you use
your hands to play the piano.
00:32:43.711 --> 00:32:45.588
No, no, I... I mean, um...
00:32:46.130 --> 00:32:48.925
That's why there are more male
classical pianists than female.
00:32:49.008 --> 00:32:51.803
You know, bigger hands, they move faster,
cover more ground, so...
00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:54.430
Lucky me. My hands...
00:32:54.514 --> 00:32:55.932
Could I... Can I see 'em?
00:32:57.141 --> 00:32:58.141
Yeah.
00:33:04.065 --> 00:33:06.359
Yeah. You've got big hands.
00:33:08.152 --> 00:33:10.363
So you probably could play this,
then, right?
00:33:13.449 --> 00:33:15.702
It's Guys and Dolls,
it's my favorite musical.
00:33:15.785 --> 00:33:17.870
- Me, too. It's a classic.
- Really?
00:33:17.954 --> 00:33:19.956
- You like musicals? Oh, my God.
- I do.
00:33:20.039 --> 00:33:21.959
You should have seen me in Sweden.
I was in Cats.
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:24.335
- Oh, my God, me, too!
- No, were you really?
00:33:25.420 --> 00:33:26.420
No.
00:33:27.922 --> 00:33:30.800
No, I... I don't know
why I said that, actually.
00:33:31.217 --> 00:33:33.136
But you should play this with me.
00:33:34.137 --> 00:33:35.638
Come on. Here.
00:33:49.610 --> 00:33:50.778
Relax your hands.
00:33:51.654 --> 00:33:53.197
I got that one. Thanks.
00:34:01.998 --> 00:34:07.336
♪ I've never been in love before ♪
00:34:07.670 --> 00:34:11.257
♪ Now all at once it's you ♪
00:34:11.340 --> 00:34:14.844
♪ It's you forevermore ♪
00:34:16.387 --> 00:34:21.726
♪ I've never been in love before ♪
00:34:22.143 --> 00:34:25.521
♪ I thought my heart was safe ♪
00:34:25.605 --> 00:34:29.442
♪ I thought I knew the score ♪
00:34:29.984 --> 00:34:32.945
♪ But this is wine ♪
00:34:33.029 --> 00:34:36.449
♪ That's all too strange and strong ♪
00:34:36.532 --> 00:34:39.535
♪ I'm full of foolish song ♪
00:34:40.286 --> 00:34:44.248
♪ And out my song must pour ♪
00:34:44.332 --> 00:34:50.463
♪ So please forgive
This helpless haze I'm in ♪
00:34:51.130 --> 00:34:54.258
♪ I've really never been ♪
00:34:54.759 --> 00:35:00.515
♪ In love before ♪
00:35:07.522 --> 00:35:08.522
Fantastic.
00:35:08.564 --> 00:35:09.816
Kimmy. Hi.
00:35:10.775 --> 00:35:13.212
Been looking for you. I thought
we were walking to class together.
00:35:13.236 --> 00:35:17.240
Yeah, yeah, we're just having a little,
uh, impromptu concert here with, um...
00:35:17.698 --> 00:35:18.616
Jodi.
00:35:18.699 --> 00:35:21.244
Uh, Jodi.
It's... It's nice to formally meet you.
00:35:21.702 --> 00:35:26.582
I'm, uh, I'm Stig,
and, uh, this is my girlfriend, Kimmy.
00:35:27.458 --> 00:35:28.918
Girlfriend?
00:35:29.836 --> 00:35:32.964
Yeah. Girlfriend, girlfriend.
00:35:33.047 --> 00:35:34.841
Had the talk last night, made it offish.
00:35:35.383 --> 00:35:38.302
Stiggy, baby, would you mind
getting Mama a Diet Slice before class?
00:35:38.386 --> 00:35:40.304
Yeah. Sure.
00:35:46.227 --> 00:35:47.227
See ya, Jodi.
00:35:51.023 --> 00:35:53.663
- What are you playing at, beanstalk?
- What are you talking about?
00:35:53.818 --> 00:35:55.695
- You're moving in on my man.
- No, I'm not.
00:35:55.778 --> 00:35:58.378
So it's a coincidence the two of you
happened to be here together?
00:35:58.447 --> 00:35:59.782
- Yeah.
- Stay away from him.
00:35:59.866 --> 00:36:00.700
I will.
00:36:00.783 --> 00:36:02.702
Stig and I will be
Homecoming king and queen.
00:36:02.785 --> 00:36:03.785
I don't doubt it.
00:36:03.828 --> 00:36:06.247
- Stop agreeing with everything I'm saying!
- Okay.
00:36:07.081 --> 00:36:08.166
Ugh!
00:36:29.145 --> 00:36:30.855
Hm. Excuse me.
00:36:32.607 --> 00:36:33.607
Hey.
00:36:33.691 --> 00:36:34.734
Dad, what is going on?
00:36:35.526 --> 00:36:36.526
What do you mean?
00:36:37.403 --> 00:36:41.032
I mean, why is our house filled with
a bunch of ridiculously tall people?
00:36:41.490 --> 00:36:42.533
Who are they?
00:36:42.742 --> 00:36:45.745
Oh, just some friends that I invited over
for a little get-together.
00:36:46.078 --> 00:36:49.498
Okay, well, why are all your friends
wearing hats that say "Tip Toppers"?
00:36:49.832 --> 00:36:51.834
Well, that's because
00:36:51.918 --> 00:36:55.379
they are not only a group of friends,
00:36:55.463 --> 00:36:59.258
but they're also, you know, like, a group.
00:36:59.717 --> 00:37:00.968
You mean a club.
00:37:01.052 --> 00:37:02.845
No. Not a club.
00:37:02.929 --> 00:37:04.722
Clubs are lame. Ugh.
00:37:04.805 --> 00:37:07.058
Crystal Spitz, Chairmen of the Tip Toppers
00:37:07.141 --> 00:37:09.227
seven years running,
and it's about to be eight
00:37:09.310 --> 00:37:11.979
unless Bob Brickman over there
beats me in the next election.
00:37:12.063 --> 00:37:13.147
Which you won't, Bob!
00:37:13.231 --> 00:37:14.607
Oh, we'll see, Crystal.
00:37:18.945 --> 00:37:20.988
Anyhow, your parents were so kind
00:37:21.072 --> 00:37:23.908
to open up their home for us
for our weekly chapter meeting.
00:37:24.408 --> 00:37:25.993
Chapter meeting for what?
00:37:26.077 --> 00:37:27.203
For our tall club.
00:37:29.622 --> 00:37:32.416
Tall club? The Tip Toppers is a tall club?
00:37:32.875 --> 00:37:36.420
Tall Club International has over
200 chapters in the US alone.
00:37:37.004 --> 00:37:39.006
The Tip Toppers are the third-largest,
00:37:39.090 --> 00:37:41.217
although, with our newest member...
00:37:41.300 --> 00:37:43.761
- No, no, no.
- ...bringing up the tally to 24,
00:37:43.844 --> 00:37:46.222
we are now officially tied for second!
00:37:52.270 --> 00:37:55.398
Tip Toppers, I think you need
to sing your theme song!
00:37:56.691 --> 00:37:57.984
No, no, no, Tip Toppers.
00:37:58.651 --> 00:38:03.155
♪ O Beautiful, for massive feet ♪
00:38:03.239 --> 00:38:07.201
♪ For clothes that never fit right ♪
00:38:07.618 --> 00:38:11.872
♪ For being so gigantic that ♪
00:38:11.956 --> 00:38:15.668
♪ We're cramped on every flight ♪
00:38:18.087 --> 00:38:21.215
Jodi, come on, don't be mad at me.
00:38:22.925 --> 00:38:23.925
Look, I...
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:27.930
I thought it would be nice
hanging out with other tall people.
00:38:28.389 --> 00:38:32.685
And... And then you could see
that they're perfectly okay being tall.
00:38:33.728 --> 00:38:34.728
Being tall sucks.
00:38:34.770 --> 00:38:36.770
Seriously.
I only come to these meetings for, like,
00:38:36.814 --> 00:38:38.357
the free food and the guys.
00:38:38.607 --> 00:38:40.192
Bathroom's this way, right?
00:38:40.985 --> 00:38:42.153
Ow!
00:38:45.364 --> 00:38:46.364
Jodi,
00:38:46.574 --> 00:38:48.284
I just want you to feel normal.
00:38:51.245 --> 00:38:52.538
Don't you realize
00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:55.958
that... that every time you try
to make me feel more normal,
00:38:56.042 --> 00:38:58.586
you just end up making me feel like
more of a freak?
00:39:15.936 --> 00:39:18.439
Height reduction surgery.
00:39:24.111 --> 00:39:25.738
Let's see.
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:31.202
Costs $150,000.
00:39:32.411 --> 00:39:35.039
"But I know a guy in India
who will do it for cheap."
00:39:35.706 --> 00:39:39.126
"Very long recovery time,
extremely painful,
00:39:39.752 --> 00:39:42.797
but when I learned to walk again,
it was worth it."
00:39:43.839 --> 00:39:46.008
Why couldn't I have just been normal?
00:39:52.973 --> 00:39:53.808
Hello?
00:39:53.891 --> 00:39:56.227
Hi, Jodi, this is Stig from school.
00:39:56.811 --> 00:39:58.396
You know what, Schnipper?
00:39:59.105 --> 00:40:03.317
You really chose the wrong day
to mess with me, okay?
00:40:03.401 --> 00:40:07.029
The next time I see you,
I'm gonna take my size 13 Nikes
00:40:07.113 --> 00:40:10.074
and I'm gonna kick you in the nards hard.
00:40:10.157 --> 00:40:11.909
Okay, do... do you understand me?
00:40:11.992 --> 00:40:17.915
My big feet plus your tiny little nards
equals pain.
00:40:26.132 --> 00:40:28.092
And, uh, and, um...
00:40:29.218 --> 00:40:31.137
This really is Stig,
00:40:31.637 --> 00:40:32.637
isn't it?
00:40:33.305 --> 00:40:34.723
Yeah, yeah.
00:40:36.434 --> 00:40:39.895
I'm... I'm really sorry. I, um...
00:40:42.314 --> 00:40:44.525
I thought that you were someone else.
00:40:44.608 --> 00:40:46.527
Oh, it's okay. I, um...
00:40:47.027 --> 00:40:50.072
I hope I'm not bothering you.
I... I just wanted to know if...
00:40:50.573 --> 00:40:55.244
if maybe you wanted to come over tonight
and watch a musical with me.
00:40:55.411 --> 00:40:56.829
Oh, my God.
00:41:00.916 --> 00:41:01.916
Jodi?
00:41:17.099 --> 00:41:18.100
Hi.
00:41:20.019 --> 00:41:21.103
How's it goin'?
00:41:22.146 --> 00:41:25.566
Who's at the door?
00:41:25.649 --> 00:41:26.649
Not now!
00:41:26.692 --> 00:41:29.278
Uh, sorry, sorry, just my, uh,
00:41:29.820 --> 00:41:32.573
Battle Royale partner,
Shoshi from Okinawa, but hey.
00:41:32.990 --> 00:41:33.991
Hi.
00:41:34.074 --> 00:41:35.659
I look ridiculous, don't I?
00:41:35.743 --> 00:41:36.994
- I... I'm gonna go.
- What?
00:41:37.411 --> 00:41:40.331
No, no, no, you don't look ridiculous.
You look...
00:41:41.874 --> 00:41:44.543
You... You look amazing.
00:41:45.169 --> 00:41:46.879
- Really?
- Yeah, I...
00:41:47.630 --> 00:41:50.549
I'm just shocked. You look
a little overdressed for a study night.
00:41:50.633 --> 00:41:52.384
Ah, Jodi, hey.
00:41:53.844 --> 00:41:54.929
Wow, hi.
00:41:55.596 --> 00:41:56.972
- Hi.
- Wow.
00:41:57.056 --> 00:41:59.308
Um, thanks for coming over.
00:41:59.934 --> 00:42:02.353
Thanks for inviting me.
00:42:02.436 --> 00:42:03.854
Please come in.
00:42:06.148 --> 00:42:07.148
Bye, Dunk.
00:42:08.776 --> 00:42:12.488
That was painful.
00:42:12.613 --> 00:42:15.241
Who asked you?
00:42:16.242 --> 00:42:22.164
♪ Why do they think up stories
That link my name with yours? ♪
00:42:22.248 --> 00:42:27.795
♪ Why do the neighbors gossip all day
Behind their doors? ♪
00:42:28.254 --> 00:42:33.801
♪ I know a way
To prove what they say is quite untrue ♪
00:42:35.553 --> 00:42:40.266
♪ Here is the gist
A practical list of don'ts
00:42:41.350 --> 00:42:44.895
♪ For you ♪
00:42:44.979 --> 00:42:46.689
Oh, you guys watching this?
00:42:47.398 --> 00:42:48.398
Yeah.
00:42:49.316 --> 00:42:50.316
Okay.
00:42:54.780 --> 00:43:00.578
♪ Don't please my folks too much ♪
00:43:02.288 --> 00:43:07.918
♪ Don't laugh at my jokes too much ♪
00:43:09.336 --> 00:43:14.341
♪ People will say we're in love ♪
00:43:14.425 --> 00:43:15.509
Who laughs at your jokes?
00:43:16.635 --> 00:43:17.845
I'm so silly.
00:43:19.471 --> 00:43:20.806
Salsa.
00:43:20.889 --> 00:43:21.889
Forgot.
00:43:22.766 --> 00:43:23.809
Be right back, guys.
00:43:30.149 --> 00:43:31.525
I'm so sorry.
00:43:32.359 --> 00:43:33.360
It's fine.
00:43:33.736 --> 00:43:36.238
♪ My arm too much ♪
00:43:36.322 --> 00:43:39.283
I see a lot of ingredients here
that I can use
00:43:39.366 --> 00:43:42.036
for a nice little smoothie.
00:43:44.622 --> 00:43:46.081
Fruits and such.
00:43:46.165 --> 00:43:49.585
Hit the gym today, so I'll throw
some protein powder in there.
00:43:49.668 --> 00:43:50.711
That's always good.
00:43:51.211 --> 00:43:52.546
Get those gains.
00:43:55.424 --> 00:43:57.217
He doesn't seem to want to leave us alone.
00:43:57.301 --> 00:43:58.927
Appears that way, yeah.
00:44:01.930 --> 00:44:04.683
Do you think maybe I should just ask
if, you know...
00:44:05.559 --> 00:44:07.436
Yeah, I think that'd be a good idea.
00:44:08.479 --> 00:44:09.647
Hey, Dunkers.
00:44:09.730 --> 00:44:10.730
Yeah?
00:44:13.108 --> 00:44:15.319
- Yeah, pal?
- Do you want to watch the movie with us?
00:44:16.445 --> 00:44:20.282
Pfft! Well...
No, I don't want to... Eh, okay.
00:44:20.658 --> 00:44:22.201
That's such a great idea!
00:44:24.953 --> 00:44:26.914
All right, cozy time. That's good.
00:44:26.997 --> 00:44:28.123
It's super cozy.
00:44:28.999 --> 00:44:30.292
Pssh. Where you going?
00:44:41.136 --> 00:44:42.388
Sorry.
00:44:44.556 --> 00:44:45.641
Oh.
00:44:45.724 --> 00:44:48.227
But if... If I just, like...
00:44:49.770 --> 00:44:50.770
Yeah.
00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:54.608
Um...
00:44:58.445 --> 00:44:59.697
There we go.
00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:01.239
Yeah.
00:45:01.281 --> 00:45:02.408
That's better.
00:45:06.620 --> 00:45:09.957
So, um, where's your girlfriend tonight?
00:45:10.416 --> 00:45:11.500
At some party.
00:45:13.460 --> 00:45:14.460
Probably.
00:45:15.129 --> 00:45:16.130
And, um...
00:45:17.256 --> 00:45:20.092
you're my only friend
I'd want to watch a musical with, so...
00:45:21.051 --> 00:45:22.678
Yeah, right.
00:45:24.513 --> 00:45:26.098
She's so pretty...
00:45:26.932 --> 00:45:27.933
Kimmy.
00:45:28.225 --> 00:45:31.186
But she can be so insecure sometimes,
you know?
00:45:32.062 --> 00:45:33.564
- Insecure?
- Yeah.
00:45:33.897 --> 00:45:35.733
After she saw us together
in the music room,
00:45:35.816 --> 00:45:37.109
she just kept saying, like,
00:45:37.192 --> 00:45:39.903
"Oh, was it really coincidence
that you two were together?
00:45:40.487 --> 00:45:41.840
Do you think she's prettier than me?"
00:45:41.864 --> 00:45:46.368
Okay, Kimmy Stitcher is not insecure
about anything or anyone,
00:45:46.452 --> 00:45:47.995
especially not me.
00:45:49.830 --> 00:45:51.623
I mean, why... why wouldn't she be?
00:45:52.416 --> 00:45:54.918
Because there's nothing
to be insecure about.
00:45:55.711 --> 00:45:58.547
I mean, Kimmy's... She's perfect.
00:46:00.048 --> 00:46:02.968
I'm... this.
00:46:03.635 --> 00:46:06.638
Are you serious? Being tall is great.
00:46:06.722 --> 00:46:09.725
Being a tall guy is... is great, but...
00:46:12.227 --> 00:46:15.481
when you're tall girl, it's...
it's the only thing that people see.
00:46:16.523 --> 00:46:18.025
It's not the only thing I see.
00:46:18.942 --> 00:46:20.027
What do you see?
00:46:20.736 --> 00:46:21.736
I don't know.
00:46:23.197 --> 00:46:24.573
It's not a tall girl.
00:46:25.824 --> 00:46:26.950
Just a girl.
00:46:28.577 --> 00:46:31.246
A really smart, fun,
00:46:31.580 --> 00:46:32.581
unique...
00:46:35.292 --> 00:46:36.919
beautiful girl.
00:46:48.514 --> 00:46:49.681
I... I'm sorry.
00:46:51.225 --> 00:46:52.309
I'm not.
00:47:18.001 --> 00:47:20.041
- Good evening, sister.
- Oh, my God.
00:47:22.089 --> 00:47:23.298
What are you wearing?
00:47:23.549 --> 00:47:26.009
Allie McKinney, Miss Teen Florida 1993,
00:47:26.093 --> 00:47:28.387
states in her autobiography,
The Crowning Achievement,
00:47:28.470 --> 00:47:32.766
that the key to a perfect-fitting dress is
to buy one that is three sizes too small
00:47:32.850 --> 00:47:34.059
and to wear it two hours a day
00:47:34.142 --> 00:47:36.979
one week before the event
to fit it to your exact body size.
00:47:37.396 --> 00:47:38.897
Can you even breathe in that thing?
00:47:38.981 --> 00:47:40.566
Just forget about whether or not...
00:47:40.983 --> 00:47:42.734
Forget about whether or not I can breathe.
00:47:42.818 --> 00:47:43.818
Okay.
00:47:44.653 --> 00:47:47.447
What happened with the Swede?
00:47:48.448 --> 00:47:50.784
Uh, we just watched a movie.
00:47:51.743 --> 00:47:52.828
Okay, yeah.
00:47:53.412 --> 00:47:56.039
And then he invited Dunkleman
to watch it with us.
00:47:56.123 --> 00:47:57.207
Oh.
00:47:57.374 --> 00:47:58.500
And then, uh...
00:47:59.293 --> 00:48:00.752
he called me his friend.
00:48:02.337 --> 00:48:03.337
And then, uh...
00:48:04.548 --> 00:48:05.841
then I kissed him.
00:48:09.011 --> 00:48:10.012
Wait.
00:48:10.304 --> 00:48:11.513
After all that,
00:48:11.597 --> 00:48:14.308
you kissed him?
00:48:15.225 --> 00:48:16.225
Mm-hm.
00:48:16.852 --> 00:48:17.852
Yeah.
00:48:18.729 --> 00:48:20.272
Who are you?
00:48:20.689 --> 00:48:24.151
I don't know. I mean, I wasn't planning
on kissing another girl's boyfriend,
00:48:24.234 --> 00:48:26.153
I mean, even if that girl is Kimmy, but
00:48:26.528 --> 00:48:28.447
that's not me. I'm not the other woman.
00:48:28.530 --> 00:48:30.032
I mean, I'm barely a woman.
00:48:30.115 --> 00:48:32.618
The situation is getting very ugly,
very fast.
00:48:34.119 --> 00:48:36.679
Why do you have to gaze out the window
when you're talking to me?
00:48:36.705 --> 00:48:38.349
We're in uncharted territory now.
00:48:38.373 --> 00:48:40.101
I mean,
if Kimmy ever found out about this...
00:48:40.125 --> 00:48:41.165
Is that an English muffin?
00:48:43.128 --> 00:48:44.128
No.
00:48:44.588 --> 00:48:46.006
It's not an English muffin.
00:48:46.423 --> 00:48:47.423
Don't...
00:48:47.966 --> 00:48:48.966
I just...
00:48:52.638 --> 00:48:53.847
Did you just slap me?
00:48:54.181 --> 00:48:56.475
You told me to slap you
if I ever saw you eating carbs.
00:48:56.558 --> 00:48:58.685
I did, but I didn't expect you
to actually do it.
00:48:58.769 --> 00:49:01.649
- What if you left a permanent mark?
- Okay, stop talking about yourself,
00:49:01.730 --> 00:49:03.330
and tell me how to undo what I just did.
00:49:04.149 --> 00:49:06.193
You... You can't undo it.
00:49:06.526 --> 00:49:08.362
You kissed him, and he kissed you back,
00:49:08.445 --> 00:49:10.673
which means girlfriend or not,
you've got a shot at this.
00:49:10.697 --> 00:49:12.616
You are forging ahead.
You are in the game.
00:49:12.699 --> 00:49:14.242
Just like General Custer.
00:49:14.618 --> 00:49:15.494
General Custer,
00:49:15.577 --> 00:49:17.287
not who you think he is!
00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:25.920
Hey, Dunkers.
00:49:26.254 --> 00:49:27.255
Are you awake?
00:49:27.339 --> 00:49:28.507
What? Yeah.
00:49:29.007 --> 00:49:30.175
Yeah, man, what's up?
00:49:31.134 --> 00:49:32.678
I have to confess something.
00:49:34.721 --> 00:49:35.931
I cheated on Kimmy tonight.
00:49:37.057 --> 00:49:39.518
With Jodi, and she kissed me,
00:49:39.810 --> 00:49:41.561
and I kissed her back, and I...
00:49:42.062 --> 00:49:43.647
I didn't pull away.
00:49:45.482 --> 00:49:46.733
Am I a horrible person?
00:49:47.943 --> 00:49:49.778
No, man.
00:49:51.154 --> 00:49:52.239
No. People...
00:49:52.990 --> 00:49:55.951
These things happen.
People have minor lapses in judgment.
00:50:01.456 --> 00:50:02.456
How was it?
00:50:06.294 --> 00:50:08.296
It was different than when I kiss Kimmy.
00:50:08.714 --> 00:50:11.174
It was really good, Dunkers.
It was intense and
00:50:11.258 --> 00:50:13.927
- passionate, and I could feel her heart...
- Cool.
00:50:14.344 --> 00:50:16.179
That's enough, you can stop now.
00:50:19.141 --> 00:50:20.308
So what should I do?
00:50:21.435 --> 00:50:24.146
Uh... You know, man, look.
00:50:24.229 --> 00:50:25.230
Well...
00:50:27.232 --> 00:50:32.738
You're already in a relationship,
you know, so...
00:50:33.405 --> 00:50:34.531
So, um...
00:50:35.449 --> 00:50:38.660
I think you should probably
just focus on, you know,
00:50:39.578 --> 00:50:42.789
nurturing, caring for and continuing...
00:50:44.041 --> 00:50:45.167
that relationship.
00:50:45.250 --> 00:50:48.253
Right, but Dunkers, what if I like Jodi
more than I like Kimmy?
00:50:50.797 --> 00:50:51.715
Are you okay?
00:50:51.798 --> 00:50:53.842
Yeah. I'm fine.
00:50:53.925 --> 00:50:54.968
Good.
00:50:57.345 --> 00:50:59.222
Look, man, Jodi... Jodi's great.
00:50:59.806 --> 00:51:00.806
Yeah.
00:51:00.849 --> 00:51:02.559
And, you know, she smells...
00:51:04.227 --> 00:51:06.313
like a late August midday sun-shower,
00:51:06.396 --> 00:51:09.900
and she's got skin like sweet,
buttery whipped cream, but...
00:51:11.902 --> 00:51:15.614
You, my friend, are dating the hottest,
00:51:15.697 --> 00:51:18.408
most popular, most sought-after girl
in the whole school, so,
00:51:19.159 --> 00:51:22.454
you know, if you keep that up,
you're in line to be Homecoming King.
00:51:22.537 --> 00:51:25.373
That's a... You know, we don't
take that lightly around here.
00:51:26.416 --> 00:51:27.416
Right.
00:51:27.918 --> 00:51:29.544
Soon enough, you'll be back in Sweden
00:51:29.628 --> 00:51:33.215
and, you know,
you'll be living my life again. Ugh!
00:51:34.049 --> 00:51:36.760
Right? So you should take advantage
of the moment, man.
00:51:36.843 --> 00:51:39.679
This is your chance to be Ingvar Krueger.
00:51:40.097 --> 00:51:41.389
- Right.
- Yeah.
00:51:42.599 --> 00:51:45.477
- But here's the thing.
- Mm-hm.
00:51:46.895 --> 00:51:49.397
- I could still be friends with Jodi?
- Eh...
00:51:49.481 --> 00:51:51.108
- Really? No?
- I...
00:51:51.733 --> 00:51:55.112
I just think you might be...
That might lead her on,
00:51:55.612 --> 00:51:59.032
you know, and it's probably best
for you to cut things off,
00:51:59.449 --> 00:52:00.617
just cold turkey.
00:52:00.700 --> 00:52:02.452
You know, it's the American way.
00:52:03.787 --> 00:52:04.787
Yes.
00:52:07.332 --> 00:52:08.332
All right.
00:52:09.209 --> 00:52:10.919
- I'm... I'm glad I have you, man.
- Yeah.
00:52:11.002 --> 00:52:13.505
I appreciate your honesty.
That means a lot to me.
00:52:14.005 --> 00:52:15.048
Mm-hm.
00:52:16.925 --> 00:52:17.968
You kissed Stig?
00:52:18.051 --> 00:52:19.344
Could you keep your voice down?
00:52:19.427 --> 00:52:21.179
- Am I shouting?
- Yes.
00:52:21.471 --> 00:52:24.349
Sorry. But it's a big deal,
your first kiss!
00:52:24.432 --> 00:52:26.434
So how was it? Give me the deets.
00:52:27.519 --> 00:52:28.937
Pretty perfect.
00:52:29.020 --> 00:52:31.290
I mean, other than the fact
that he's dating someone else.
00:52:31.314 --> 00:52:32.816
But am I a terrible person?
00:52:32.899 --> 00:52:35.193
No, you're not. She is.
00:52:35.277 --> 00:52:37.571
She doesn't deserve him. You do.
00:52:37.863 --> 00:52:39.447
And I gotta say,
00:52:39.865 --> 00:52:40.907
I like new Jodi.
00:52:41.533 --> 00:52:42.576
New Jodi?
00:52:42.784 --> 00:52:45.662
"Face your fears" Jodi.
"Going after what you want" Jodi.
00:52:45.745 --> 00:52:48.582
"Look at me 'cause I look good" Jodi.
00:52:48.874 --> 00:52:50.893
it's about time you start following
your own advice.
00:52:50.917 --> 00:52:52.711
And when did I ever give that advice?
00:52:53.128 --> 00:52:56.006
To me. When you convinced me
to stand up to my parents
00:52:56.089 --> 00:52:59.089
and tell them I wanted to go to fashion
school instead of becoming a doctor.
00:52:59.134 --> 00:53:00.302
Ah. Right.
00:53:01.636 --> 00:53:04.139
Do you think they're ever gonna
forgive me about that?
00:53:04.556 --> 00:53:06.433
Oh, no. You're dead to them.
00:53:07.142 --> 00:53:08.643
What's that girl trying to prove?
00:53:08.727 --> 00:53:12.355
What, does she think makeup and
a new haircut's gonna make her less ugly?
00:53:15.150 --> 00:53:16.735
Do you think she's less ugly?
00:53:17.611 --> 00:53:22.032
Uh, no, no. No. She's, like, you know,
the same amount of ugly, right?
00:53:22.657 --> 00:53:23.657
You're lying.
00:53:24.075 --> 00:53:25.075
Huh?
00:53:25.285 --> 00:53:26.912
All right, yeah. I mean, look at her.
00:53:27.370 --> 00:53:31.249
Look at her, she's so confident
and feeling herself and...
00:53:31.708 --> 00:53:34.294
She's like an independent woman
with golden locks.
00:53:35.253 --> 00:53:36.588
She looks kinda hot.
00:53:39.424 --> 00:53:40.800
Look, you better watch your back.
00:53:42.052 --> 00:53:43.803
She should watch hers.
00:53:44.721 --> 00:53:45.972
Here he comes.
00:54:00.028 --> 00:54:02.739
What happened last night?
You didn't respond to my text messages.
00:54:03.865 --> 00:54:04.950
Uh...
00:54:05.367 --> 00:54:07.118
Yeah, that was funny, actually.
00:54:07.202 --> 00:54:09.496
I... I left my phone on "off".
00:54:09.579 --> 00:54:10.579
Mm.
00:54:10.747 --> 00:54:11.915
Silent, I mean.
00:54:12.832 --> 00:54:14.542
No, I think it might be broken.
00:54:17.879 --> 00:54:20.382
Oh! Dunkers, man! We got a spot.
00:54:21.424 --> 00:54:23.051
Uh, no, that's fine. I'm just gonna...
00:54:23.134 --> 00:54:25.136
No, you're coming over here. Come on.
00:54:28.556 --> 00:54:29.557
Okay.
00:54:30.433 --> 00:54:32.519
This is my roommate. This is Dunkers.
00:54:32.602 --> 00:54:34.354
Yeah, uh, well, my name's Dunkleman,
00:54:34.437 --> 00:54:37.816
and I feel like I'm more of a landlord
than a roommate, so...
00:54:38.191 --> 00:54:40.485
Landlord! You're so funny.
00:54:41.069 --> 00:54:42.195
He's actually very funny.
00:54:42.279 --> 00:54:43.947
He does these impressions of people.
00:54:44.030 --> 00:54:45.073
What, impressions?
00:54:45.156 --> 00:54:46.384
- I don't think...
- The chef one.
00:54:46.408 --> 00:54:47.450
Gordon Ramsay.
00:54:47.534 --> 00:54:48.636
- I don't do...
- Let's see it.
00:54:48.660 --> 00:54:49.494
- Mm-hm.
- Let's see it!
00:54:49.577 --> 00:54:51.377
- He's so good at this.
- Yeah, Gordon Ramsay.
00:54:51.413 --> 00:54:53.849
He's like, "You've
been braising that turkey for 15 minutes.
00:54:53.873 --> 00:54:54.873
Where's the lamb sauce?"
00:54:56.626 --> 00:54:58.336
No, do it. Come on, here. With this.
00:54:58.420 --> 00:54:59.563
- Oh, with the sushi?
- Yeah. Please.
00:54:59.587 --> 00:55:03.300
"Me nan could make
better sushi than this, and she's blind"!
00:55:03.383 --> 00:55:04.718
- Do the sandwich!
- "You donut."
00:55:04.801 --> 00:55:06.529
This, I actually love the sandwich bit.
00:55:06.553 --> 00:55:08.406
- "What are you"?
- I don't know!
00:55:08.430 --> 00:55:10.140
"An idiot sandwich"!
00:55:11.016 --> 00:55:12.392
Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart!
00:55:12.475 --> 00:55:15.496
- Sure, yeah, Kevin.
- In Sweden, they're crazy about this guy.
00:55:15.520 --> 00:55:17.230
All right, all right, all right!
00:55:17.522 --> 00:55:19.357
Yeah, you know Kevin, how he does that?
00:55:19.441 --> 00:55:22.193
That's not a Matthew McConaughey thing.
Kevin did it first, actually.
00:55:22.277 --> 00:55:24.070
You know, walk up to him and he's like...
00:55:25.405 --> 00:55:26.990
What am I watching?
00:55:27.782 --> 00:55:28.825
Unclear.
00:55:30.035 --> 00:55:32.579
♪ All my people up
Plus the sky is up ♪
00:55:33.830 --> 00:55:35.999
You're not really gonna eat Glutio's,
are you?
00:55:36.082 --> 00:55:37.082
They taste like sawdust.
00:55:37.334 --> 00:55:40.503
Well, I can't have gluten and so,
you know, kid's gotta snack.
00:55:41.713 --> 00:55:44.090
How about... Try one of these?
00:55:45.467 --> 00:55:46.509
You're gluten-free?
00:55:46.593 --> 00:55:47.802
Since 2012, baby.
00:55:48.428 --> 00:55:49.428
All right.
00:55:53.683 --> 00:55:55.935
Hold up, no. That is not gluten-free.
00:55:56.186 --> 00:55:58.426
- Who makes these?
- Girls Gone Vegan on Chestnut Street.
00:55:58.563 --> 00:55:59.564
I'll take you.
00:56:01.441 --> 00:56:02.942
Where have you been my whole life?
00:56:05.445 --> 00:56:07.781
- I was talking to the cookie.
- Cookie. Yeah. Okay.
00:56:08.698 --> 00:56:09.699
Keep it.
00:56:14.120 --> 00:56:18.083
So, what, am I not cool enough for you
to sit and have lunch with anymore?
00:56:18.166 --> 00:56:19.417
No, I was just, um...
00:56:19.501 --> 00:56:22.962
Stig asked me to sit by him for lunch,
and I didn't want to be rude.
00:56:24.047 --> 00:56:26.383
Did he say anything to you
about me recently?
00:56:26.966 --> 00:56:28.635
- Like what?
- I don't know.
00:56:29.219 --> 00:56:32.389
He just avoided me all day today, and I
thought we had a fun night last night.
00:56:33.348 --> 00:56:35.141
- Yeah, I bet you did.
- Excuse me?
00:56:35.225 --> 00:56:36.309
What? Nothing.
00:56:36.393 --> 00:56:38.353
He did say something. What did he say?
00:56:38.436 --> 00:56:40.939
- I don't know.
- Excuse me, I'm talking to you.
00:56:42.190 --> 00:56:43.358
What did he tell you?
00:56:44.734 --> 00:56:47.320
- Well, he said you guys kissed, okay?
- He what?
00:56:47.404 --> 00:56:48.884
You're going after a taken man, Jodi.
00:56:48.947 --> 00:56:51.092
There's plenty of other guys out there,
available ones.
00:56:51.116 --> 00:56:52.325
Just tell me what he said.
00:56:52.409 --> 00:56:55.245
He said he didn't know who he liked more,
you or Kimmy.
00:56:55.328 --> 00:56:56.704
He said that? Then what'd you say?
00:56:56.788 --> 00:56:59.749
I merely implied that, you know,
maybe he should focus on the relationship
00:56:59.833 --> 00:57:01.376
he's already in with Kimmy.
00:57:01.459 --> 00:57:04.921
Oh, so you're looking out for Kimmy now?
I thought you're supposed to be my friend.
00:57:05.004 --> 00:57:06.005
I am your friend.
00:57:06.089 --> 00:57:08.508
But if you can't have me, nobody can,
isn't that the idea?
00:57:08.591 --> 00:57:10.051
Jodi, don't flatter yourself.
00:57:10.135 --> 00:57:12.679
I actually have a date with Liz
to go to a gluten-free bakery.
00:57:12.762 --> 00:57:15.640
Mm. The start of the beginning
of no great love story ever.
00:57:15.723 --> 00:57:18.101
You may find this hard to believe,
but I care about you
00:57:18.184 --> 00:57:20.520
and I just want to make sure
that you don't get hurt.
00:57:24.232 --> 00:57:25.358
Ow!
00:57:27.819 --> 00:57:29.195
What's happened to you?
00:57:29.571 --> 00:57:30.822
Biking's for losers.
00:57:31.322 --> 00:57:32.490
Hey, can I...
00:57:32.991 --> 00:57:33.991
Can I talk to you?
00:57:34.451 --> 00:57:35.952
Yeah, sure. Come in.
00:57:39.164 --> 00:57:40.415
So, uh...
00:57:40.874 --> 00:57:41.875
What's up?
00:57:42.834 --> 00:57:46.421
Oh, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry
that I kissed you last night.
00:57:46.629 --> 00:57:48.423
- Oh, uh, that's okay.
- No.
00:57:48.506 --> 00:57:52.093
It's not. I mean, you have a girlfriend,
and I basically threw myself at you,
00:57:52.177 --> 00:57:55.054
which is probably why you...
blew me off today.
00:57:55.346 --> 00:57:57.265
I just didn't know what to say, honestly.
00:57:57.348 --> 00:57:59.100
No, no, no,
you don't have to say anything.
00:57:59.767 --> 00:58:02.729
You know, in fact, feel free
to just keep blowing me off.
00:58:03.313 --> 00:58:04.314
Really?
00:58:04.731 --> 00:58:05.607
- Yeah.
- Why?
00:58:05.690 --> 00:58:10.612
Because if you don't, then I'm just gonna
get my hopes up about happy endings
00:58:10.695 --> 00:58:14.824
that only happen in movies
with actresses that are under six feet.
00:58:15.533 --> 00:58:19.037
I... I'd still like to be friends,
Jodi, at least.
00:58:19.412 --> 00:58:21.414
Right, yeah. Friends, like,
00:58:21.831 --> 00:58:23.551
let's just forget that we kissed
and move on
00:58:23.583 --> 00:58:25.335
- like nothing ever happened.
- Yeah.
00:58:25.418 --> 00:58:26.794
- We could do that, right?
- Right.
00:58:26.878 --> 00:58:28.087
Yeah, yeah, totally.
00:58:28.171 --> 00:58:29.088
Oh, great.
00:58:29.172 --> 00:58:30.673
- Yeah, great.
- Good, good.
00:58:30.757 --> 00:58:31.841
- Awesome.
- Um...
00:58:32.717 --> 00:58:34.219
I...
00:58:34.302 --> 00:58:35.303
High five.
00:58:36.513 --> 00:58:38.806
- Pfft. Higher five.
- Oh.
00:58:53.071 --> 00:58:54.711
Okay, so then how did this end?
00:58:54.781 --> 00:58:56.449
Other than a few scratches, he's fine,
00:58:56.533 --> 00:58:58.368
but we're not on speaking terms
at the moment.
00:58:58.743 --> 00:59:01.496
- Is this your first fight ever?
- I think so.
00:59:01.579 --> 00:59:04.299
He didn't even start the day off
with one of his cheesy pickup lines.
00:59:04.541 --> 00:59:06.918
So what are you gonna do
about Stig?
00:59:07.752 --> 00:59:10.171
Nothing. He made his choice.
00:59:10.255 --> 00:59:12.131
You don't need him. There'll be more.
00:59:12.590 --> 00:59:13.590
Yeah, well,
00:59:14.008 --> 00:59:16.928
me not getting the guy was always
how this was supposed to end.
00:59:21.808 --> 00:59:22.934
Forget about them.
00:59:23.017 --> 00:59:24.060
Let's go dance.
00:59:24.811 --> 00:59:25.811
Jodi.
00:59:26.229 --> 00:59:27.730
Get in here.
00:59:27.814 --> 00:59:28.731
Pass.
00:59:28.815 --> 00:59:32.610
Not dancing to your high school marching
band before homecoming is bad juju.
00:59:33.111 --> 00:59:34.153
I'll risk it.
00:59:59.304 --> 01:00:00.304
Hey, Jodi.
01:00:01.014 --> 01:00:02.014
We need to talk.
01:00:03.099 --> 01:00:03.975
About what?
01:00:04.058 --> 01:00:05.058
About a guy.
01:00:05.310 --> 01:00:07.770
It's come to my attention,
is very into you.
01:00:07.854 --> 01:00:10.189
- Look, I did not mean for anything...
- Schnipper.
01:00:11.858 --> 01:00:12.858
Schnipper?
01:00:13.860 --> 01:00:14.860
He digs your new look.
01:00:15.236 --> 01:00:16.996
We're all going
to the escape room on Friday,
01:00:17.030 --> 01:00:18.156
and you should come.
01:00:18.239 --> 01:00:20.319
Okay, I'm not falling
for another one of your tricks.
01:00:20.366 --> 01:00:23.202
It's not a trick.
He told me to come over and invite you.
01:00:23.786 --> 01:00:25.288
And why should I believe you?
01:00:25.371 --> 01:00:27.474
'Cause I know I haven't always been
the nicest to you,
01:00:27.498 --> 01:00:30.126
but consider this
my way of making it up to you.
01:00:30.752 --> 01:00:31.752
Bye.
01:00:37.967 --> 01:00:39.527
What did that biatch want?
01:00:39.552 --> 01:00:41.763
She just invited me to hang out
Friday night.
01:00:42.221 --> 01:00:44.891
- Why?
- Because apparently Schnipper likes me.
01:00:45.141 --> 01:00:47.661
- They're messing with you again.
- Yeah. That's what I thought.
01:00:48.311 --> 01:00:50.229
But she sounded kind of genuine.
01:00:50.605 --> 01:00:51.939
Oh, you're dreaming.
01:00:52.273 --> 01:00:54.901
Is it really that hard to believe
that Schnipper would like me?
01:00:54.984 --> 01:00:55.984
Yes.
01:00:56.152 --> 01:00:58.321
All the guy does is make fun of you.
01:00:58.404 --> 01:01:01.783
And even if it were true, why would you
wanna go out with Schnipper?
01:01:02.116 --> 01:01:06.663
Maybe if Stig saw that I moved on,
he would realize that he made a mistake.
01:01:06.746 --> 01:01:09.165
Okay, but we have tickets to
Tank and the Bangas on Friday.
01:01:09.540 --> 01:01:11.626
And I'm sure you can find
someone else to go with.
01:01:12.627 --> 01:01:14.879
Wow, so now you're flaking on me?
01:01:15.546 --> 01:01:18.132
Why are you giving me
such a hard time about this?
01:01:18.216 --> 01:01:21.719
Why are you acting so crazy over a guy
who, you just admitted two minutes ago,
01:01:21.803 --> 01:01:22.845
was never going to happen?
01:01:23.179 --> 01:01:25.139
Do you really need validation that badly?
01:01:25.223 --> 01:01:26.683
If you're not going to have my back,
01:01:26.766 --> 01:01:29.602
I would really just prefer
you keep your opinions to yourself.
01:01:33.564 --> 01:01:35.608
Don't worry, I will.
01:01:58.005 --> 01:01:59.173
Welcome
01:01:59.632 --> 01:02:02.635
to Maison Voodoo.
01:02:04.512 --> 01:02:05.888
It was there
01:02:05.972 --> 01:02:08.975
where me and my entire clan were murdered
01:02:09.809 --> 01:02:11.519
just last night.
01:02:12.478 --> 01:02:15.231
Now, you have exactly one hour...
01:02:15.314 --> 01:02:18.234
To hunt for clues, find the killer,
meet the same fate, blah, blah, blah.
01:02:18.317 --> 01:02:19.957
It's not our first rodeo. Just let us in.
01:02:22.739 --> 01:02:24.615
Whatever. I get paid either way.
01:02:24.699 --> 01:02:26.117
Uh, wait right there.
01:02:28.953 --> 01:02:31.956
So, where's
the Homecoming hangout this year?
01:02:37.628 --> 01:02:38.628
Uh...
01:02:39.547 --> 01:02:42.592
I mean, well, my mom's going out of town
on a yoga retreat that weekend,
01:02:42.675 --> 01:02:45.511
so I guess I can have
a little get-together at mine.
01:02:45.595 --> 01:02:46.512
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
01:02:46.596 --> 01:02:47.764
That's perfect.
01:02:47.847 --> 01:02:49.056
Party at Dunkleman's!
01:02:49.140 --> 01:02:50.224
No, no, get-together.
01:02:50.308 --> 01:02:53.102
- Party!
- Get-together!
01:02:53.186 --> 01:02:55.396
- Get-together.
- Party, party, party! Party.
01:02:56.022 --> 01:02:57.942
Get-together. I said...
You guys heard me, right?
01:02:59.901 --> 01:03:00.901
- It's a party.
- Get...
01:03:00.943 --> 01:03:02.028
- Hello?
- Mm-hm.
01:03:04.614 --> 01:03:05.614
What?
01:03:06.365 --> 01:03:08.367
Oh. Uh, okay. All right.
01:03:09.827 --> 01:03:11.496
First clue's in the parlor upstairs.
01:03:11.913 --> 01:03:13.915
Stiggy. Stiggy, come on.
01:03:16.918 --> 01:03:20.254
So, since when do you throw parties
or get-togethers?
01:03:20.630 --> 01:03:22.965
Well, I'm hanging out with
a pretty popular crew now,
01:03:23.049 --> 01:03:24.383
so it's sort of expected of me.
01:03:24.467 --> 01:03:26.636
- Wow, good for you.
- Thank you.
01:03:28.304 --> 01:03:31.015
♪ Open my heart to my surprise ♪
01:03:32.016 --> 01:03:34.560
♪ This is the time
This is the night ♪
01:03:34.894 --> 01:03:38.105
♪ I'm feeling like
A hundred dollar bill, yeah ♪
01:03:38.439 --> 01:03:40.441
♪ Doin' it for the thrill, yeah ♪
01:03:40.525 --> 01:03:44.529
♪ No time to waste when time is money
Win the race, yeah ♪
01:03:44.612 --> 01:03:47.740
♪ Oh, oh
Yeah, na na na ♪
01:03:47.824 --> 01:03:49.617
♪ Yeah, na na na na ♪
01:03:49.700 --> 01:03:52.203
♪ We won't ever quit
Tell me ♪
01:03:52.286 --> 01:03:53.704
♪ Are you ready for it ♪
01:03:59.460 --> 01:04:01.379
♪ Are you ready for it ♪
01:04:03.923 --> 01:04:05.091
Guys, I'm tired.
01:04:05.716 --> 01:04:06.716
Let's take a break.
01:04:06.843 --> 01:04:09.530
- But we only have 12 minutes left.
- Plenty of time to escape.
01:04:09.554 --> 01:04:13.182
Plus we have this whole room to ourselves.
Might as well take advantage of it.
01:04:21.607 --> 01:04:25.152
♪ So you can go around the block
Or watch what'll happen ♪
01:04:25.236 --> 01:04:26.236
Hey.
01:04:27.280 --> 01:04:28.948
♪ Might as well get flattened by a car ♪
01:04:29.031 --> 01:04:32.201
♪ You wouldn't let me drive it anyway
Anyway ♪
01:04:32.743 --> 01:04:34.912
♪ I will have to prove myself ♪
01:04:35.204 --> 01:04:36.205
♪ Someday ♪
01:04:36.747 --> 01:04:40.293
♪ One day I'm gonna be a big kid ♪
01:04:40.376 --> 01:04:43.129
♪ Big car, big house, big money ♪
01:04:44.255 --> 01:04:46.382
♪ One day I'm gonna be a big kid ♪
01:04:51.220 --> 01:04:54.599
♪ Someday you will see me put together ♪
01:04:57.059 --> 01:04:58.185
Okay, yeah.
01:04:58.519 --> 01:04:59.395
I can't do this.
01:04:59.478 --> 01:05:01.522
Why not? You guys make such a cute couple.
01:05:03.858 --> 01:05:05.443
Okay, I'm gonna... I'm gonna go.
01:05:14.035 --> 01:05:15.411
Not the way out.
01:05:21.709 --> 01:05:22.877
Neither is that.
01:05:22.960 --> 01:05:25.880
- Well, if you're gonna go, go.
- I'm trying.
01:06:08.422 --> 01:06:09.422
Thanks for meeting me.
01:06:09.632 --> 01:06:10.466
Sure.
01:06:10.633 --> 01:06:13.344
What was so important
you needed to meet in private?
01:06:13.761 --> 01:06:17.723
Well, you know that whole plan we had
about, "Let's forget we kissed"?
01:06:18.265 --> 01:06:19.265
Yeah.
01:06:19.767 --> 01:06:20.851
I hate that plan.
01:06:21.477 --> 01:06:23.854
It's a really terrible plan that we made.
01:06:24.188 --> 01:06:25.188
I, uh...
01:06:25.398 --> 01:06:27.501
I mean, it means I have to see you
kissing Schnipper...
01:06:27.525 --> 01:06:30.111
Which is never gonna happen again.
01:06:30.194 --> 01:06:32.405
- Thank God.
- I honestly did that to make you jealous.
01:06:32.697 --> 01:06:33.948
Well, that worked.
01:06:34.198 --> 01:06:36.826
Genius on my part, then.
01:06:37.118 --> 01:06:38.160
Look, Jodi, I...
01:06:38.911 --> 01:06:41.580
I'll end it with Kimmy
if it means I can be with you.
01:06:42.957 --> 01:06:45.501
I was thinking I would do it tonight,
and, um...
01:06:45.960 --> 01:06:47.712
maybe we could meet up after?
01:06:49.463 --> 01:06:51.549
I, uh, I... I can't tonight.
01:06:52.133 --> 01:06:53.676
It's my sister's pageant.
01:06:54.510 --> 01:06:55.511
Right.
01:06:56.095 --> 01:06:58.889
I mean, unless you want to be my plus-one.
01:06:59.557 --> 01:07:00.933
You mean, like, a date?
01:07:02.226 --> 01:07:03.936
Yeah, like a date.
01:07:05.354 --> 01:07:07.023
I'd love to.
01:07:07.106 --> 01:07:09.316
And then we could go
to Dunker's party together.
01:07:09.859 --> 01:07:10.901
But on one condition.
01:07:11.485 --> 01:07:13.446
You be my date
01:07:13.988 --> 01:07:15.364
for Homecoming?
01:07:16.532 --> 01:07:18.159
Yes, of course.
01:07:22.121 --> 01:07:24.415
So, Stig is coming with you tonight,
01:07:24.498 --> 01:07:26.542
- and he asked you to Homecoming?
- That's right.
01:07:26.625 --> 01:07:30.212
Okay, this is all possible because he's
breaking up with Kimmy to be with you?
01:07:30.838 --> 01:07:33.007
Which I feel bad about, but...
01:07:33.632 --> 01:07:35.259
yeah, he is.
01:07:37.928 --> 01:07:39.013
What... What's wrong?
01:07:39.680 --> 01:07:42.725
Nothing. Nothing's...
Nothing's wrong. Um...
01:07:43.642 --> 01:07:44.935
Y... You know, it was just...
01:07:45.561 --> 01:07:46.729
I don't know. It was...
01:07:47.146 --> 01:07:49.356
It was nice when
you needed me for something.
01:07:49.899 --> 01:07:52.699
We'll probably just go back to
you never needing me for anything again.
01:07:53.694 --> 01:07:54.694
What do you mean?
01:07:55.237 --> 01:07:57.031
Well, up until last month,
01:07:57.114 --> 01:07:58.994
you've never really needed my help
for anything.
01:07:59.241 --> 01:08:03.412
Well, I... I wanted to, you know,
talk to you about stuff, but...
01:08:04.163 --> 01:08:05.206
Why didn't you?
01:08:06.207 --> 01:08:07.750
I don't know, just because
01:08:08.334 --> 01:08:10.461
you were just busy with all your pageants,
01:08:10.544 --> 01:08:12.880
and I just figured
that you weren't interested.
01:08:15.758 --> 01:08:17.093
You mean more to me
01:08:17.843 --> 01:08:19.220
than any stupid crown.
01:08:20.930 --> 01:08:24.225
Then I guess I will come to you
about stuff, then.
01:08:25.726 --> 01:08:26.726
Okay.
01:08:27.853 --> 01:08:28.854
Okay.
01:08:29.563 --> 01:08:30.563
Yeah.
01:08:31.107 --> 01:08:32.942
I mean, who else would I talk to?
01:08:34.151 --> 01:08:36.070
You're my... You're my big sister.
01:08:38.656 --> 01:08:40.282
You're my big little sister.
01:08:41.617 --> 01:08:42.743
That's me.
01:08:57.800 --> 01:08:58.968
So, where is he?
01:09:00.094 --> 01:09:01.846
Late, obviously.
01:09:01.929 --> 01:09:04.348
- But he's definitely coming?
- Yes, he's coming.
01:09:04.598 --> 01:09:07.768
Okay, sorry.
We're just so excited to meet him.
01:09:08.185 --> 01:09:09.812
Okay, please don't embarrass me.
01:09:10.646 --> 01:09:11.646
Never.
01:09:11.897 --> 01:09:12.897
Yeah.
01:09:15.943 --> 01:09:17.653
I'm so going to embarrass her.
01:09:17.736 --> 01:09:18.737
Me, too!
01:09:21.657 --> 01:09:24.910
Ladies and Gentleman,
your Teen Miss Louisiana contestants!
01:09:25.286 --> 01:09:27.329
♪ I know you like what you see ♪
01:09:27.413 --> 01:09:29.790
♪ I bet you heard about me ♪
01:09:29.874 --> 01:09:32.251
♪ Stuck in your head like a dream ♪
01:09:34.420 --> 01:09:36.505
♪ You know you need someone fast ♪
01:09:36.589 --> 01:09:38.883
♪ So good you keep comin' back ♪
01:09:38.966 --> 01:09:41.677
♪ Turn off you can't miss the party ♪
01:10:06.410 --> 01:10:09.997
♪ Don't need no water
I'm still gonna grow ♪
01:10:10.748 --> 01:10:14.543
♪ Girl got no problem sleepin'
Everything peach ♪
01:10:14.627 --> 01:10:18.756
♪ Check my credit, check my karma
And you'll see what I mean ♪
01:10:18.839 --> 01:10:20.883
♪ Just move to the beat
Feel it in my feet ♪
01:10:20.966 --> 01:10:23.385
♪ Dance, dance in the street
All eyes on me ♪
01:10:23.469 --> 01:10:25.888
♪ 'Cause I get what I want
I get what I want ♪
01:10:25.971 --> 01:10:27.556
♪ Yeah, I get what I want ♪
01:10:28.265 --> 01:10:30.434
♪ Don't tell me no
I'm still gonna go ♪
01:10:30.517 --> 01:10:32.811
♪ Just tell me yes
Let me see you work ♪
01:10:32.895 --> 01:10:34.980
♪ 'Cause I get what I want
I get what I want ♪
01:10:35.064 --> 01:10:37.024
♪ Yeah, I get what I want
I get what I want ♪
01:10:38.150 --> 01:10:39.735
♪ Get it, got it, good ♪
01:10:43.030 --> 01:10:44.740
Miss Harper Kreyman everyone!
01:10:51.121 --> 01:10:54.083
I guess the one way that I would work
to make the world a better place
01:10:54.166 --> 01:10:57.628
is by using
my hotel management skills, which...
01:11:00.381 --> 01:11:01.381
Where is he?
01:11:01.966 --> 01:11:03.175
Don't worry.
01:11:07.930 --> 01:11:11.058
...which is all about
meeting and exceeding
01:11:11.517 --> 01:11:13.060
guest expectations.
01:11:13.143 --> 01:11:14.853
Now, wouldn't it be great
01:11:15.312 --> 01:11:19.066
if we could meet and exceed
guest expectations...
01:11:22.861 --> 01:11:25.489
in the ongoing Middle East conflict?
01:11:32.037 --> 01:11:33.247
Thank you so much.
01:11:49.763 --> 01:11:52.224
In your face, Miss Teen Shreveport!
01:11:52.308 --> 01:11:54.518
Oh. Oh!
01:11:59.064 --> 01:12:01.191
I'm gonna kill that kid when I see him.
01:12:01.275 --> 01:12:02.568
Don't talk like that.
01:12:02.651 --> 01:12:04.862
I'm serious.
I'm gonna run over Stig with the car.
01:12:04.945 --> 01:12:06.322
Okay, then you'll go to jail.
01:12:06.405 --> 01:12:08.991
Yeah, well, then I'll do my time
like a man, because
01:12:09.074 --> 01:12:12.077
no one stands up my daughter, you hear me?
No one stands up my daughter!
01:12:12.161 --> 01:12:13.746
Watch the road!
01:12:15.080 --> 01:12:16.874
Sorry.
01:12:21.754 --> 01:12:22.796
Nobody!
01:12:23.797 --> 01:12:26.342
♪ Roll up in the club
And it's a big thunderstorm ♪
01:12:26.425 --> 01:12:28.302
♪ All eyez on me hot gyal protocol ♪
01:12:28.385 --> 01:12:31.180
♪ The place a kick up bere dust
When we're gone ♪
01:12:31.263 --> 01:12:33.557
♪ Defibrillator shock them... clear ♪
01:12:33.640 --> 01:12:35.392
♪ We work hard and we play hard ♪
01:12:35.476 --> 01:12:37.686
♪ Problems when we roll out
Me and mi squad ♪
01:12:37.770 --> 01:12:40.064
♪ All if the cash done
Me draw me black card ♪
01:12:40.147 --> 01:12:42.274
♪ From Africa to yard
Me set the standard ♪
01:12:42.358 --> 01:12:45.778
♪ We chipping and chopping
And pimping and popping and flying ♪
01:12:45.861 --> 01:12:47.488
♪ And yachting no we not stopping no ♪
01:12:47.571 --> 01:12:51.283
♪ Country hopping layovers for shopping
No shakiness no flopping ♪
01:12:51.367 --> 01:12:55.371
♪ We causing mayhem
Everybody causing mayhem ♪
01:12:55.454 --> 01:12:56.789
♪ Yes, it's a problem ♪
01:12:56.872 --> 01:12:59.208
♪ Jump around and blaze off the ceiling ♪
01:12:59.291 --> 01:13:01.085
♪ When we come we set off alarm ♪
01:13:01.168 --> 01:13:04.880
♪ Mayhem
Everybody causing mayhem ♪
01:13:04.963 --> 01:13:06.215
♪ Yes, it's the weekend ♪
01:13:06.298 --> 01:13:08.717
♪ Jump around and blaze off the ceiling ♪
01:13:10.135 --> 01:13:11.135
Jodi.
01:13:12.054 --> 01:13:14.932
Ah, Jodi, I'm... I'm sorry.
Can I explain, please?
01:13:15.015 --> 01:13:16.266
Please, yeah, explain.
01:13:16.350 --> 01:13:18.477
I had to help Dunkers
with the party all day,
01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:20.437
and then people started showing up early,
01:13:20.521 --> 01:13:22.815
and, I don't know, it got crazy.
01:13:22.898 --> 01:13:25.734
And honestly, I lost track of time.
I'm sorry.
01:13:27.319 --> 01:13:28.654
Okay, so,
01:13:29.238 --> 01:13:30.781
did you talk to Kimmy?
01:13:31.865 --> 01:13:34.993
I was going to, I was, but then she kept
getting pulled into conversations,
01:13:35.077 --> 01:13:37.037
and I wanted, like,
a quiet moment to do it,
01:13:37.121 --> 01:13:39.415
- you know? So I just...
- Stig, Stig, quick selfie, dude.
01:13:39.498 --> 01:13:41.667
Yeah. All right, yeah.
01:13:42.000 --> 01:13:43.603
- Nice! Yes! Love you, bro.
- Does it work?
01:13:43.627 --> 01:13:45.087
All right. Yeah, you too, man!
01:13:48.757 --> 01:13:49.633
What?
01:13:49.716 --> 01:13:51.468
You're not breaking up with Kimmy.
01:13:52.052 --> 01:13:53.345
You never were.
01:13:53.429 --> 01:13:54.638
Jodi, why would you say that?
01:13:54.721 --> 01:13:56.849
Because you like being the popular guy.
01:13:59.226 --> 01:14:02.229
Much more than you like me, so...
01:14:02.312 --> 01:14:04.148
No. Jodi.
01:14:04.231 --> 01:14:05.607
Hey, come on. Come back.
01:14:05.691 --> 01:14:07.776
Stig, over here, man.
You gotta check this out.
01:14:16.160 --> 01:14:17.870
Do you... Do you have a date yet?
01:14:18.829 --> 01:14:19.830
I do not.
01:14:21.039 --> 01:14:22.416
Do you want to go with me?
01:14:23.417 --> 01:14:24.668
I do, yeah.
01:14:28.922 --> 01:14:29.965
And I don't.
01:14:31.717 --> 01:14:32.759
I do and I don't.
01:14:33.093 --> 01:14:35.262
I'm confused. I thought you liked me.
01:14:35.345 --> 01:14:37.431
I do, I do. I'm just, uh...
01:14:39.016 --> 01:14:40.142
sorta in love...
01:14:41.435 --> 01:14:42.561
with somebody else.
01:14:44.521 --> 01:14:45.521
I know.
01:14:47.024 --> 01:14:48.775
- What?
- Yeah.
01:14:49.067 --> 01:14:50.986
I see the way that you look at Jodi.
01:14:52.821 --> 01:14:55.491
So why aren't you guys together?
01:14:57.784 --> 01:15:00.996
Um, I don't... I don't know.
I guess I'm just not her type.
01:15:01.079 --> 01:15:04.791
So you're gonna spend the rest of
your life waiting until you are her type?
01:15:05.834 --> 01:15:08.962
If that's what it takes, then, yeah.
01:15:10.756 --> 01:15:11.756
Okay.
01:15:13.217 --> 01:15:15.010
I'm sorry. I know you must hate me.
01:15:15.511 --> 01:15:16.512
I'm bummed.
01:15:17.304 --> 01:15:18.722
But I don't hate you.
01:15:21.433 --> 01:15:23.143
Your art, though, that, I hate.
01:15:23.727 --> 01:15:25.979
I hate that.
01:15:35.489 --> 01:15:37.074
...fluctuates in this part of the boat.
01:15:37.157 --> 01:15:41.495
They can grow or decline
based on tiny changes in current,
01:15:41.578 --> 01:15:43.580
temperature or even water temperature.
01:15:43.664 --> 01:15:45.499
Only time will tell if these new efforts...
01:16:13.986 --> 01:16:14.986
Jodi?
01:16:15.654 --> 01:16:16.655
You okay?
01:16:22.202 --> 01:16:23.745
Don't worry. I'm not gonna...
01:16:24.538 --> 01:16:26.707
say anything or do anything to upset you.
01:16:26.790 --> 01:16:27.874
I just, uh...
01:16:32.045 --> 01:16:33.839
just wanna tell you I love you.
01:16:40.137 --> 01:16:41.138
And, uh...
01:16:43.890 --> 01:16:46.059
I'm here if you need me, okay?
01:18:55.397 --> 01:18:58.567
The gnome and the sunflower.
Classic.
01:19:23.133 --> 01:19:25.719
Oh, my God!
01:19:25.802 --> 01:19:27.012
What are you doing here?
01:19:27.387 --> 01:19:29.014
Harper said I could come in.
01:19:29.097 --> 01:19:31.933
Okay, yeah, come in, not,
"Touch Jodi's hair
01:19:32.017 --> 01:19:34.060
- while she's trying to sleep."
- Oh, my God.
01:19:34.144 --> 01:19:35.854
Since when do you know karate?
01:19:36.188 --> 01:19:39.399
My mom. She made me take
self-defense classes a few years ago
01:19:39.483 --> 01:19:41.123
when that serial killer was on the loose.
01:19:41.568 --> 01:19:42.903
Okay, what are you doing here?
01:19:43.320 --> 01:19:46.323
- I...
- And... And what happened to your eye?
01:19:46.406 --> 01:19:50.786
Last night took a crazy turn,
and, um, I... I took a spill,
01:19:50.869 --> 01:19:52.454
but I'm...I'm fine.
01:19:52.537 --> 01:19:54.039
- Does it hurt?
- Not...
01:19:54.456 --> 01:19:55.999
Not so much, um...
01:19:56.917 --> 01:20:01.004
My mom asked me the exact same thing when
she came home a day early from her retreat
01:20:01.087 --> 01:20:03.340
and then grounded me
for wrecking the house.
01:20:05.425 --> 01:20:07.093
- So...
- Yikes.
01:20:08.053 --> 01:20:09.095
So, uh...
01:20:10.055 --> 01:20:11.765
no more Homecoming for me.
01:20:15.644 --> 01:20:16.644
Sorry.
01:20:17.020 --> 01:20:20.899
You have nothing to apologize for.
01:20:23.151 --> 01:20:26.363
I haven't been the best friend recently.
01:20:28.532 --> 01:20:30.659
And, uh, I am sorry.
01:20:33.912 --> 01:20:35.121
But I got you a present.
01:20:36.164 --> 01:20:37.290
To hopefully...
01:20:39.125 --> 01:20:40.418
try and make up for it.
01:20:40.794 --> 01:20:42.462
So I'm not gonna say anything else.
01:20:42.546 --> 01:20:44.089
- Just open it.
- Okay.
01:20:45.549 --> 01:20:46.549
I... I like the box.
01:20:48.510 --> 01:20:49.510
Open it.
01:20:59.145 --> 01:21:00.355
- High heels.
- Mm-hm.
01:21:00.689 --> 01:21:04.693
They're from a specialty drag queen store
called Scream Queens.
01:21:04.776 --> 01:21:06.194
It's this great place,
01:21:06.278 --> 01:21:07.529
and they gave me a gift card,
01:21:07.612 --> 01:21:10.073
so if I come in, like, nine more times,
I get a free pair.
01:21:11.700 --> 01:21:13.034
They're, uh, beautiful.
01:21:13.118 --> 01:21:14.118
Thank you.
01:21:14.536 --> 01:21:16.538
But I'm never gonna wear them.
01:21:16.830 --> 01:21:17.830
Okay.
01:21:18.331 --> 01:21:19.374
Just keep 'em,
01:21:19.916 --> 01:21:20.917
just in case.
01:21:22.252 --> 01:21:23.252
Why?
01:21:23.879 --> 01:21:26.756
I am glad you asked that, actually.
Let me paint you a picture.
01:21:26.840 --> 01:21:28.818
- Please don't...
- No, no, no, stick with me here.
01:21:28.842 --> 01:21:30.844
We're three years in the future.
01:21:30.927 --> 01:21:32.429
You are at some
01:21:32.929 --> 01:21:37.017
nice college in the Midwest,
Northwestern, maybe Notre Dame.
01:21:38.059 --> 01:21:39.059
And...
01:21:40.228 --> 01:21:41.228
you meet some...
01:21:42.188 --> 01:21:43.356
taller-than-you
01:21:43.899 --> 01:21:44.941
nice guy...
01:21:47.569 --> 01:21:49.696
and he really likes you because
01:21:50.572 --> 01:21:51.740
of how kind you are.
01:21:53.116 --> 01:21:56.286
And he likes how you sit up front
with your Uber drivers
01:21:56.369 --> 01:21:58.705
'cause you don't want them
to be lonely and...
01:22:00.624 --> 01:22:04.044
how you hate raisins but love Raisin Bran,
01:22:04.127 --> 01:22:05.545
which doesn't make any sense to me.
01:22:05.629 --> 01:22:07.547
But again, maybe he likes it.
01:22:10.592 --> 01:22:12.761
And he asks you out on a date.
01:22:14.846 --> 01:22:16.389
And you wanna wear your heels.
01:22:17.432 --> 01:22:19.643
And then you try and go out and buy some,
01:22:19.726 --> 01:22:22.270
and you can't get any
'cause there's a snowstorm outside.
01:22:22.354 --> 01:22:25.106
So you think back to this moment
and you go, "Damn.
01:22:26.149 --> 01:22:30.695
I should have kept those heels that
Dunkleman gave me just in case."
01:22:41.623 --> 01:22:44.042
It wouldn't work out with the guy.
It wouldn't. Yeah.
01:22:44.459 --> 01:22:46.461
- Right.
- But you'd look amazing, so...
01:22:50.256 --> 01:22:51.256
Thank you.
01:22:53.468 --> 01:22:54.468
Yeah, no problem.
01:23:35.510 --> 01:23:38.013
Hey, Dunkleman, crazy party, huh?
01:23:38.096 --> 01:23:41.099
Well, I just wanted to document it
just as a reminder
01:23:41.182 --> 01:23:43.893
in case you ever think
about throwing a party again.
01:23:44.269 --> 01:23:45.269
Stig.
01:23:45.937 --> 01:23:48.481
What were you and Jodi talking about
in the kitchen earlier?
01:23:48.565 --> 01:23:49.858
Seemed kind of important.
01:23:55.447 --> 01:23:57.907
Uh, I... I messed with her.
01:23:57.991 --> 01:24:00.511
Yeah, Kimmy, I messed with her,
and... and she was pissed at me.
01:24:00.744 --> 01:24:02.495
- What'd you do?
- Uh...
01:24:03.038 --> 01:24:04.718
Okay, so she came over here the other day,
01:24:04.789 --> 01:24:07.435
and she was saying that the reason
that she left the escape room was
01:24:07.459 --> 01:24:09.961
because she couldn't stand to see me
with, uh, somebody else.
01:24:10.670 --> 01:24:14.007
So, basically just saying
that she's, uh, secretly in love with me.
01:24:14.632 --> 01:24:16.217
What?
01:24:16.301 --> 01:24:18.720
Confessing love?
Dude, that's, like, totally lame.
01:24:18.803 --> 01:24:20.555
Like, I'm definitely
not in love with Jodi.
01:24:21.347 --> 01:24:23.467
Right, so anyways,
I couldn't get her to leave,
01:24:23.516 --> 01:24:24.768
so just to get her off my back,
01:24:24.851 --> 01:24:26.611
I said, "Yeah,
I'll meet up with you tonight.
01:24:26.644 --> 01:24:29.814
We can talk more about it." But, uh...
But I... I totally stood her up.
01:24:29.898 --> 01:24:32.192
Man! My guy!
01:24:32.275 --> 01:24:33.485
Sauvage, bro.
01:24:33.568 --> 01:24:34.568
Hey!
01:24:35.320 --> 01:24:36.321
Dunkers!
01:24:37.864 --> 01:24:39.064
Dunkers, what's your...
01:24:40.825 --> 01:24:42.327
Sauvage, bro.
01:24:42.410 --> 01:24:43.495
Hey.
01:24:43.578 --> 01:24:44.746
- What're you...
- Dunkers.
01:24:46.206 --> 01:24:47.832
Dunkers, what's your problem, man?
01:24:47.916 --> 01:24:49.375
You are, man, you are.
01:24:49.501 --> 01:24:52.378
When I met you,
you were genuinely a super nice guy, man.
01:24:52.462 --> 01:24:53.963
But you've turned into such a jerk.
01:24:54.047 --> 01:24:56.549
You're talking trash about Jodi
to all these people in public,
01:24:56.633 --> 01:24:59.969
but when we're in private, man,
you're confessing your love for her to me.
01:25:00.345 --> 01:25:03.014
The crazy thing is you don't even
know a thing about her, man.
01:25:03.348 --> 01:25:05.350
What's her birthday, huh?
What's her middle name?
01:25:05.433 --> 01:25:07.633
What's her favorite color?
What color are her eyes, man?
01:25:07.852 --> 01:25:09.813
- Green.
- No, they're not, they're blue.
01:25:10.230 --> 01:25:14.275
I mean, Jodi has so much to offer.
She's the best person that I know.
01:25:14.359 --> 01:25:17.153
I bet you didn't even know
she's reading the list of 100 best books
01:25:17.237 --> 01:25:18.797
before she turns 21, did you know that?
01:25:18.822 --> 01:25:19.989
And that's what's so funny,
01:25:20.073 --> 01:25:23.034
is you think you're so much cooler
than her, but you're not.
01:25:23.451 --> 01:25:25.453
You guys, none of you guys are.
You think...
01:25:25.829 --> 01:25:28.623
She is so much cooler
than all of you guys combined.
01:25:28.957 --> 01:25:31.376
Yeah, well, she's also taller
than all of us combined, so...
01:25:31.918 --> 01:25:33.086
- Yeah.
- Hey...
01:25:34.170 --> 01:25:35.171
Dunkers!
01:25:35.797 --> 01:25:37.132
Oh, my God, Dunkers, you okay!
01:25:38.091 --> 01:25:40.093
Hey, fellas, come on now, come on!
01:25:40.677 --> 01:25:42.804
Come on! Take it easy!
01:25:43.263 --> 01:25:45.223
Guys! Guys, stop!
01:25:58.278 --> 01:26:01.739
♪ I don't know what to say to you ♪
01:26:01.823 --> 01:26:03.575
♪ To get it through your head ♪
01:26:04.117 --> 01:26:07.412
♪ You are watering your roots ♪
01:26:07.495 --> 01:26:09.747
♪ With every tear that's shed ♪
01:26:09.831 --> 01:26:12.750
♪ And you'll grow by the day ♪
01:26:12.834 --> 01:26:15.503
♪ Above what they say to you ♪
01:26:15.587 --> 01:26:18.798
♪ Because at the height of everything ♪
01:26:18.882 --> 01:26:21.176
♪ Is a beautiful view ♪
01:26:21.259 --> 01:26:24.012
♪ You're a light so let it shine ♪
01:26:24.095 --> 01:26:26.890
♪ Let it shine up in the sky ♪
01:26:26.973 --> 01:26:30.059
♪ 'Cause my star it is your time ♪
01:26:30.143 --> 01:26:31.477
♪ It is your time ♪
01:26:32.437 --> 01:26:35.148
♪ Stand tall for a lifetime ♪
01:26:35.231 --> 01:26:38.526
♪ You got more
You got more to give ♪
01:26:38.610 --> 01:26:40.862
♪ Let all of your light shine ♪
01:26:40.945 --> 01:26:43.656
♪ And your eyes are over it ♪
01:26:51.539 --> 01:26:54.626
♪ I'm so electric
I got sunshine in my feet ♪
01:26:55.877 --> 01:26:59.255
♪ A whole new perspective
New possibilities ♪
01:27:00.048 --> 01:27:02.800
♪ Show me your war
I've gone through it ♪
01:27:04.344 --> 01:27:07.388
♪ Ain't scared at all
I'm gonna do it ♪
01:27:08.056 --> 01:27:10.642
♪ So don't ♪
01:27:10.725 --> 01:27:12.060
♪ Don't pass it up ♪
01:27:12.143 --> 01:27:14.771
♪ Let's go ♪
01:27:14.854 --> 01:27:15.772
♪ Let's fire it up ♪
01:27:15.855 --> 01:27:19.192
♪ This is as good
As good as it gets ♪
01:27:19.651 --> 01:27:23.571
♪ We'll feel all night
Ain't got no regrets ♪
01:27:24.072 --> 01:27:27.700
♪ We'll just keep on movin'
Till there ain't nothin' left ♪
01:27:28.743 --> 01:27:31.579
♪ Feels like my heart could beat
Right out of my chest ♪
01:27:31.663 --> 01:27:34.207
♪ This is as good as it gets ♪
01:27:35.458 --> 01:27:37.877
♪ Yeah
As good as it gets ♪
01:27:37.961 --> 01:27:39.879
All right, Ruby Bridges High.
01:27:40.296 --> 01:27:42.966
This is the moment
you've all been waiting for,
01:27:43.383 --> 01:27:47.845
the announcement
of your Homecoming King and Queen.
01:27:50.014 --> 01:27:52.892
And to read the names,
please help me welcome to the stage
01:27:52.976 --> 01:27:57.647
Ruby Bridges alum and recently-crowned
Teen Miss Louisiana,
01:27:58.189 --> 01:27:59.857
Harper Kreyman.
01:28:04.529 --> 01:28:06.656
Thank you, students. Hello.
01:28:06.739 --> 01:28:09.742
And Principal Preston,
may I just say, you look fantastic.
01:28:09.826 --> 01:28:12.495
Have you lost weight or something?
What is it?
01:28:12.745 --> 01:28:13.830
We'll talk later.
01:28:14.163 --> 01:28:17.917
And now, without further ado,
your Homecoming King and Queen.
01:28:19.002 --> 01:28:20.253
Thank you.
01:28:22.255 --> 01:28:24.048
And the winner is...
01:28:27.176 --> 01:28:28.176
Um...
01:28:28.845 --> 01:28:29.845
You sure?
01:28:29.887 --> 01:28:31.806
- That's what they told me.
- We're sure.
01:28:33.516 --> 01:28:35.518
Kimmy Stitcher and Stig Mohlin.
01:28:45.903 --> 01:28:47.322
Thank you so much!
01:28:52.910 --> 01:28:54.912
Thank you! Thank you, thank you!
01:28:55.413 --> 01:28:57.540
Thank you! Who would've ever thought?
01:28:57.623 --> 01:28:59.792
Everyone, thank you so much! Oh, no?
01:28:59.876 --> 01:29:02.128
- Baby, Stig baby, we did it!
- Ah!
01:29:03.463 --> 01:29:05.089
♪ Pull up in my ride, yeah ♪
01:29:05.173 --> 01:29:07.759
♪ Bad girl, bumping on Mariah, oh ♪
01:29:07.842 --> 01:29:09.344
♪ She said she getting tired ♪
01:29:09.427 --> 01:29:12.305
♪ Please
Please don't kill the vibe, yeah, oh ♪
01:29:12.388 --> 01:29:14.474
♪ Why you gotta lie
I'm on the road ♪
01:29:15.433 --> 01:29:16.433
What's wrong?
01:29:17.727 --> 01:29:19.020
I can't do this anymore.
01:29:20.063 --> 01:29:21.063
Do what?
01:29:22.273 --> 01:29:23.316
This.
01:29:26.444 --> 01:29:27.487
Or this.
01:29:28.905 --> 01:29:29.905
Why not?
01:29:31.491 --> 01:29:32.950
Because I made a mistake.
01:29:33.785 --> 01:29:35.661
Because being Ingvar Krueger
01:29:35.745 --> 01:29:37.830
wasn't as great as
I thought it was going to be.
01:29:38.289 --> 01:29:39.540
What's an Ingvar Krueger?
01:29:40.291 --> 01:29:41.376
Doesn't matter.
01:29:43.252 --> 01:29:45.088
This is because you like Jodi, isn't it?
01:29:47.673 --> 01:29:50.718
Can you explain to me, because I don't
understand. What do you see in her?
01:30:34.220 --> 01:30:36.556
Can I, uh,
have everyone's attention, please?
01:30:40.852 --> 01:30:42.854
Uh, hi, I am Jodi.
01:30:44.439 --> 01:30:45.773
You may know me as
01:30:46.274 --> 01:30:47.900
Amazon or Godzilla
01:30:47.984 --> 01:30:50.736
or Jodi the Green Giant,
or any of those other
01:30:51.320 --> 01:30:54.031
insults that you've called me
in the past years, um...
01:30:55.158 --> 01:30:56.367
You know what? I... I get it.
01:30:56.451 --> 01:31:00.329
I'm... I'm tall, really, really tall,
and it's the thing that's haunted me
01:31:00.913 --> 01:31:02.039
my entire life.
01:31:02.331 --> 01:31:03.416
It's, um,
01:31:04.125 --> 01:31:05.293
it's defined me.
01:31:07.128 --> 01:31:10.756
But I think it's time that I come up
with a new definition.
01:31:11.632 --> 01:31:13.193
- And I'd like to say one thing.
- Harper.
01:31:13.217 --> 01:31:14.611
- My moment, not yours.
- One thing.
01:31:14.635 --> 01:31:16.429
- Not mine. Okay.
- Not yours.
01:31:20.725 --> 01:31:24.270
I'm so much more than just a tall girl.
01:31:25.146 --> 01:31:26.230
I'm a sister.
01:31:29.150 --> 01:31:30.485
I'm a best friend.
01:31:32.153 --> 01:31:34.864
Mostly a good one, sometimes a bad one.
01:31:34.947 --> 01:31:35.947
Sorry.
01:31:36.949 --> 01:31:38.659
I'm smart.
01:31:38.743 --> 01:31:39.785
I'm fun.
01:31:41.329 --> 01:31:43.080
And I've made mistakes.
01:31:43.956 --> 01:31:46.876
I've kissed a guy who I knew
had a girlfriend.
01:31:47.418 --> 01:31:48.418
What?
01:31:49.378 --> 01:31:50.463
And I'm sorry.
01:31:52.089 --> 01:31:53.174
That was wrong.
01:31:54.884 --> 01:31:56.719
And I play piano,
01:31:56.802 --> 01:31:59.430
and I'm... I'm really, really good at it.
01:32:00.348 --> 01:32:04.810
Being tall, actually, is what makes me,
me, and I... I like me.
01:32:04.894 --> 01:32:06.646
And you should like you.
01:32:07.063 --> 01:32:08.564
We're all good enough.
01:32:08.648 --> 01:32:12.318
And once we realize this,
no one can take it away.
01:32:12.818 --> 01:32:15.112
So go ahead and...
and keep making fun of me.
01:32:15.196 --> 01:32:18.324
Keep calling me names, keep asking me,
"How's the weather up there?" Because...
01:32:20.034 --> 01:32:21.202
I can take it.
01:32:24.622 --> 01:32:27.291
Because the weather up here,
it's... it's pretty great.
01:32:34.382 --> 01:32:35.550
Yeah, Jodi!
01:32:43.099 --> 01:32:44.850
♪ Would you believe me now ♪
01:32:45.434 --> 01:32:48.980
♪ If I told you
I got caught up in a wave? ♪
01:32:49.855 --> 01:32:51.399
♪ Almost gave it away ♪
01:32:52.650 --> 01:32:54.485
♪ Would you hear me out ♪
01:32:54.902 --> 01:32:58.531
♪ If I told you
I was terrified for days? ♪
01:32:58.614 --> 01:33:00.366
Was that how you imagined it?
01:33:01.033 --> 01:33:02.034
Even better.
01:33:02.118 --> 01:33:06.664
♪ Oh, I couldn't stop it
Tried to slow it all down ♪
01:33:07.915 --> 01:33:08.916
I have to go.
01:33:09.000 --> 01:33:12.128
♪ You must be so happy now ♪
01:33:15.214 --> 01:33:20.553
♪ Oh, if you keep reaching out
Then I'll keep coming back ♪
01:33:20.636 --> 01:33:26.350
♪ And if you're gone for good
Then I'm okay with that ♪
01:33:26.892 --> 01:33:29.061
♪ If you leave the light on ♪
01:33:29.145 --> 01:33:30.146
Jodi, wait!
01:33:30.688 --> 01:33:31.688
Wait.
01:33:33.482 --> 01:33:36.110
Oh. Oh, Jodi, I'm so sorry.
01:33:36.611 --> 01:33:38.487
I'm... I'm so sorry for everything.
01:33:38.779 --> 01:33:41.198
- Thank you.
- Your speech was beautiful.
01:33:43.242 --> 01:33:45.411
Thank you for saying that.
01:33:45.745 --> 01:33:46.745
Yeah.
01:33:49.874 --> 01:33:51.208
I broke it off with Kimmy.
01:33:52.001 --> 01:33:53.001
Finally.
01:33:54.503 --> 01:33:55.503
Look,
01:33:56.047 --> 01:33:57.381
is there any chance
01:33:58.132 --> 01:33:59.717
that we can start over?
01:34:00.009 --> 01:34:01.009
Please?
01:34:04.764 --> 01:34:06.265
I'd love to start over.
01:34:11.646 --> 01:34:14.148
But just not with you.
01:34:17.526 --> 01:34:21.739
♪ Oh, I couldn't stop it
Tried to figure it out ♪
01:34:22.198 --> 01:34:26.577
♪ But everything kept moving
And the noise got too loud ♪
01:34:26.661 --> 01:34:29.789
♪ With everyone around me saying ♪
01:34:29.872 --> 01:34:33.751
♪ "You should be so happy now" ♪
01:34:35.169 --> 01:34:40.424
♪ Oh, if you keep reaching out
Then I'll keep coming back ♪
01:34:40.508 --> 01:34:46.263
♪ And if you're gone for good
Then I'm okay with that ♪
01:34:46.514 --> 01:34:48.307
- Hey.
- Hey.
01:34:54.980 --> 01:34:55.981
Um...
01:34:58.275 --> 01:35:01.570
Why didn't you tell me the real reason
you got that black eye?
01:35:04.323 --> 01:35:05.700
It didn't seem important.
01:35:06.492 --> 01:35:07.827
Okay, but you...
01:35:08.119 --> 01:35:11.956
you, like, defended my honor
and you took a punch for me.
01:35:12.581 --> 01:35:13.581
Yeah, well...
01:35:14.041 --> 01:35:16.168
- Yeah, well, I guess I... I did that.
- Mm.
01:35:20.798 --> 01:35:21.798
What?
01:35:23.342 --> 01:35:24.342
Nothing.
01:35:26.011 --> 01:35:30.766
I'm just making some mental revisions
to my perfect boyfriend checklist.
01:35:32.643 --> 01:35:34.437
Well, did I make it over 50%?
01:35:35.438 --> 01:35:36.731
Way over.
01:35:44.280 --> 01:35:49.326
Uh, to let you know, the only major
sticking point is the milk crate.
01:35:49.702 --> 01:35:52.371
I... I really don't get why you don't just
01:35:52.455 --> 01:35:55.791
put your stuff in a backpack
like a normal person.
01:35:56.751 --> 01:36:00.921
Um, well, because I knew the day
would come where I would need it,
01:36:01.213 --> 01:36:02.757
and I wanted to be ready.
01:36:04.633 --> 01:36:05.801
Ready for what?
01:36:11.390 --> 01:36:16.479
♪ Oh, if you keep reaching out
Then I'll keep coming back ♪
01:36:16.562 --> 01:36:21.776
♪ And if you're gone for good
Then I'm okay with that ♪
01:36:21.859 --> 01:36:22.859
For this.
01:36:23.068 --> 01:36:25.196
♪ If you leave the light on ♪
01:36:25.279 --> 01:36:27.448
♪ Then I'll leave the light on ♪
01:36:30.534 --> 01:36:32.953
Short handles
on roll-away suitcases,
01:36:33.537 --> 01:36:37.124
my feet hanging off
every bed I've ever slept in,
01:36:37.208 --> 01:36:39.543
having to sit sideways on airplanes.
01:36:40.044 --> 01:36:43.798
We've all got something about ourselves
we wish we could change.
01:36:44.256 --> 01:36:46.884
But it's completely out of our control.
01:36:47.551 --> 01:36:50.679
The only thing that we can control
is how we deal with it.
01:36:51.305 --> 01:36:53.682
And the way I see it, we have two choices.
01:36:54.600 --> 01:36:55.851
We can lay low,
01:36:56.310 --> 01:36:57.728
or we can stand tall.
01:36:59.230 --> 01:37:03.734
♪ If you keep reaching out
Then I'll keep coming back ♪
01:37:03.818 --> 01:37:09.615
♪ And if you're gone for good
Then I'm okay with that ♪
01:37:10.115 --> 01:37:12.201
♪ If you leave the light on ♪
01:37:12.409 --> 01:37:14.495
♪ Then I'll leave the light on ♪
01:37:22.753 --> 01:37:24.880
♪ And do you believe me now ♪
01:37:25.130 --> 01:37:28.717
♪ That I always had
The best intentions, babe? ♪
01:37:29.510 --> 01:37:31.095
♪ Always wanted to stay ♪
01:37:31.595 --> 01:37:38.561
♪ With everyone around me saying
"You should be so happy now" ♪
01:37:40.145 --> 01:37:45.401
♪ Oh, if you keep reaching out
Then I'll keep coming back ♪
01:37:45.484 --> 01:37:51.740
♪ And if you're gone for good
Then I'm okay with that ♪
01:37:51.824 --> 01:37:53.993
♪ If you leave the light on ♪
01:37:54.076 --> 01:37:56.245
♪ Then I'll leave the light on ♪
01:38:15.180 --> 01:38:17.558
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
01:38:19.435 --> 01:38:21.437
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
01:38:23.772 --> 01:38:26.191
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
01:38:28.068 --> 01:38:30.070
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
01:38:31.822 --> 01:38:33.908
♪ Hit it!
I wanna rock right now ♪
01:38:33.991 --> 01:38:35.993
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
01:38:36.076 --> 01:38:38.245
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
01:38:38.329 --> 01:38:39.955
♪ But I'm known to rock the microphone ♪
01:38:40.039 --> 01:38:42.541
♪ Because I get stupid
I mean outrageous ♪
01:38:42.625 --> 01:38:44.627
♪ Stay away from me if you're contagious ♪
01:38:44.710 --> 01:38:46.712
♪ 'Cause I'm the winner
No, I'm not a loser ♪
01:38:46.795 --> 01:38:48.923
♪ To be an MC is what I choose-a ♪
01:38:49.006 --> 01:38:51.091
♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
01:38:51.175 --> 01:38:53.218
♪ I mean, even the ones who never saw me ♪
01:38:53.302 --> 01:38:55.304
♪ Like the way that I rhyme at a show ♪
01:38:55.387 --> 01:38:58.223
♪ The reason why, man, I don't know
So let's go, 'cause ♪
01:39:00.351 --> 01:39:02.603
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
01:39:04.605 --> 01:39:06.649
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
01:39:08.943 --> 01:39:11.320
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
01:39:13.238 --> 01:39:15.282
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
01:39:16.992 --> 01:39:19.870
♪ Hit it! My name is Rob
I gotta real funky concept ♪
01:39:19.954 --> 01:39:21.834
♪ Listen up,
'Cause I'm gonna keep you in step ♪
01:39:21.914 --> 01:39:24.083
♪ I got an idea
That I wanna share ♪
01:39:24.166 --> 01:39:26.168
♪ You don't like it
So what, I don't care ♪
01:39:26.251 --> 01:39:28.253
♪ I'm number-one, the uno, I like comp ♪
01:39:28.337 --> 01:39:30.464
♪ Bring all the suckers
'Cause all them I'll stomp ♪
01:39:30.547 --> 01:39:32.549
♪ Bold and black but I won't protect ♪
01:39:32.633 --> 01:39:34.843
♪ All of my followers
'Cause all I want is respect ♪
01:39:34.927 --> 01:39:36.887
♪ I'm not a doctor, put them in rapture ♪
01:39:36.971 --> 01:39:38.973
♪ A slick brother
That can easy outfox ya ♪
01:39:39.056 --> 01:39:41.308
♪ 'Cause I'm Rob
The last name Base, yeah ♪
01:39:41.392 --> 01:39:43.310
♪ And on the mic
I'm known to be the freshest ♪
01:39:43.394 --> 01:39:45.521
♪ So let's start
It shouldn't be too hard ♪
01:39:45.604 --> 01:39:47.606
♪ I'm not a sucker
So I don't need a bodyguard ♪
01:39:47.690 --> 01:39:49.566
♪ I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest ♪
01:39:49.650 --> 01:39:52.027
♪ Don't smoke Buddha
Can't stand sess, yes ♪
01:39:54.113 --> 01:39:56.573
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
01:39:58.409 --> 01:40:00.452
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
01:40:02.705 --> 01:40:05.249
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
01:40:06.917 --> 01:40:09.003
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
01:40:10.754 --> 01:40:13.465
♪ Hit it!
The situation that the Base is in ♪
01:40:13.549 --> 01:40:15.551
♪ I'm kinda stingy
That's why I don't wanna lend ♪
01:40:15.634 --> 01:40:17.803
♪ A funky rhyme
To a foe or a good friend ♪
01:40:17.886 --> 01:40:19.847
♪ But listen up
'Cause I want you to comprehend ♪
01:40:19.930 --> 01:40:22.141
♪ 'Cause I'm the leader
The man superior ♪
01:40:22.224 --> 01:40:24.143
♪ I take care of ya
And then ya get wearier ♪
01:40:24.226 --> 01:40:26.311
♪ So just sit
My rhymes are not counterfeit ♪
01:40:26.395 --> 01:40:28.439
♪ The record sells
Which makes this one a hit ♪
01:40:28.522 --> 01:40:30.649
♪ It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert ♪
01:40:30.733 --> 01:40:32.813
♪ Take off your shirt
Make sure it don't hit the dirt
01:40:32.860 --> 01:40:34.903
♪ I like the kids, the guys, the girls ♪
01:40:34.987 --> 01:40:37.067
♪ I want the ducats
'Cause this is Rob Base's world ♪
01:40:37.114 --> 01:40:39.366
♪ I'm on a mission
Ya better just listen ♪
01:40:39.450 --> 01:40:41.490
♪ To my rhymes
'Cause I'm all about dissin' 'cause ♪
01:40:43.537 --> 01:40:45.998
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
01:40:47.750 --> 01:40:49.877
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
01:40:52.129 --> 01:40:54.715
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
01:40:56.467 --> 01:40:58.469
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪