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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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♪ The sun's in the sky ♪
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♪ Nothing can go wrong ♪
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♪ Kiss winter goodbye ♪
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♪ And sing this summer song ♪
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♪ I was born here,
I guess I'll stay ♪
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♪ Why would I ever go away? ♪
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♪ Life is a lifelong ♪
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♪ Summer's day... ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ I'm gonna sing
all summer long. ♪
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Yay.
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- Thanks.
- Bravo! Bravo!
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Encore! Uh, "The Summer Song."
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He just played
"The Summer Song."
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Well, play it again, then.
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Or just any song with "summer"
in the title. Doesn't matter.
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Uh, cheers, guys.
I'm gonna take a bit of a break
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- and then I'll come back.
- Are you being serious?
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That's it.
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I can't believe I missed it.
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Jack.
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Sir.
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How are you...
enjoying the job?
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Yeah, not bad. Good, thanks.
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I've noticed
the customers like you.
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Okay, great. Yeah, well,
I try to be friendly.
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Unlike me.
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I'm increasingly finding
I don't like you.
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- Right.
- You know, the beard
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gets on my nerves.
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What's wrong with shaving?
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- Yeah, I know. I suppose I...
- Yeah...
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And I don't like the way
you're always late.
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I-I don't like the way
you dress.
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And worse, I get the feeling
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you think working here
is beneath you.
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- Oh.
- But the customers like you.
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So, if you want to
go full-time, you can.
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Right.
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Okay. Well, yeah, great.
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Uh, let me think about that.
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Or, eh, here's
the alternative, son.
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Two weeks,
you're out on your ear.
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Yeah. I'll give the job
to dozy Karen.
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Okay, great.
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Well, classic. Um...
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- Yeah, I'll get right back to you.
- Good.
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There's someone to see you.
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Make it quick.
We've got stuff to sell.
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Do you want the good news
or the bad news?
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I'm gonna have to say
good news,
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'cause I don't think I could
take any more bad news.
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Well, the good news is
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you're booked
for Latitude Festival.
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No!
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Yes! Yes!
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It's not the biggest...
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It's the,
it's the Suffolk Tent.
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I don't care what tent,
it's Latitude!
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It's a proper festival!
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You are the best manager in the world!
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Latitude!
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♪ This road
that I'm walking, well ♪
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♪ It started young ♪
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♪ I found a guitar
and then it all begun ♪
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♪ I found all the things
I wanted to be ♪
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- Classic.
- ♪ So come take my hand ♪
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♪ And rock this road with me ♪
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♪ Rock this road ♪
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♪ I'm not gonna stop ♪
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♪ Rock this road
till I'm at the top ♪
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♪ Rock this road,
we'll do it right ♪
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♪ I'm gonna rock this road
tonight ♪
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♪ Gotta follow
this winding road ♪
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♪ I gotta follow ♪
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- ♪ Wherever it goes ♪
- And it has shiny wheels.
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♪ I guess I'll always
carry this load ♪
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♪ That's my fate ♪
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- ♪ I rock this road. ♪
- Yes, I'd love to play with it.
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Uh, accept my gratitude,
Latitude.
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Uh, yeah, it's been a blast.
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I thought "Dinosaur"
was particularly strong.
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Well, yeah, I got most of
the words right.
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"Hear me roar,
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- I'm a dinosaur."
- Rocky!
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- What are you doing here?
- Yes, mate!
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- Yeah!
- Oh!
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- I'm a road manager, innit.
- Oh!
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So everyone who said
that you were a lazy,
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- useless, drug-taking drunk...
- Hello.
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...who'd never get a job
were wrong.
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Yes, they were, actually.
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I'm in profitable employment.
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A valued cog in
a well-oiled rock machine.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Good set, though, mate.
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- Yeah.
- Did you hear it? I didn't see you.
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I-If I'm totally honest,
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I only popped by for
a quick bong behind the tent.
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- Oh.
- But it was a lovely surprise to hear you.
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I mean,
I didn't hear much of it,
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to be honest, 'cause...
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of the bong and stuff,
but... yeah.
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Ah, you're still making sweet
love to young Ellie, I see.
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- No.
- No.
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No, never. Not once.
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That's a shame.
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She's my manager.
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Hey, do you wanna come
backstage for our gig?
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- Wha... Please.
- Yeah?
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Let's do it, then.
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- Let's rock this road.
- All right.
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So how long you been
back in Suffolk?
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Oof. Well, I'm trying to live
outside the traditional
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concept of time.
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So, could be weeks,
could me months,
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could be a year and a half,
no idea.
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Oh, here we are.
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Thank you so much.
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So what exactly do you do?
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Make sure everything runs
like clockwork.
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- Service the equipment.
- Right.
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Make sandwiches, make teas.
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Uh... Oh, Christ.
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Sorry.
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Sorry. Sorry, Michael.
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You're fired.
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Fair do's.
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Got fired.
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Give Ellie one for me, yeah?
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- No, really, we don't...
- Catch you later.
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Oh, great day.
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Yeah, great day.
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Though, Elle,
we should stop now.
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I can't do this anymore.
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Don't be stupid.
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You're gonna need
a bigger tent.
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You're
gonna need a bigger tent.
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No, okay, stop.
You gotta stop pretending
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that we're in a thrilling story
with a big, exciting end.
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We're in a little story
and it ends now.
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I think I hear something
special in my songs,
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you think you hear
something special,
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and I love you for it.
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But no one else does.
No one ever has.
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Uh, Nick loves
"The Summer Song."
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Nick is famously
a world-class moron.
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If it hasn't happened by now,
it's not going to.
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It'll take a miracle.
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Miracles happen.
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I mean it.
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This is a serious moment
for me.
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This is just absolutely
not happening.
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Look, I can't be the star that
we thought I could be at 14,
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on that day in the school hall
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when I sang a pretty cool cover
of "Wonderwall"
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and you were there, backstage.
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- I'm not hearing a word.
- Okay, but look.
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This, this was my last gig.
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And I'm so happy
you were there.
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This is the end of our long
and winding road.
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Come on!
The world is full of miracles.
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Like what?
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Benedict Cumberbatch
becoming a sex symbol.
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- Oh...
- You'll change your mind.
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I won't. This is the start
of a better life.
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And I'm...
feeling perky about it.
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Mmm.
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Night-night, rock star.
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Yeah. Night-night.
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You all right, mate?
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Just a few minutes, okay?
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Can I just say one thing?
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Just to... warn you.
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I've spoken with the doctor
and you,
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you will walk again.
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But you have lost your beard
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and, um, two big teeth.
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And even though
it should be sad,
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it's actually very funny,
unfortunately.
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So despite all the pain and inconvenience,
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you're not even gonna get
any sympathy.
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People will just laugh at you.
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Ow.
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What happened?
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No one knows.
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It was all over the world.
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Electricity flicked off
for 12 seconds.
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You were just unlucky
that at that exact moment,
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a big bus hit you.
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You know, the weird thing
they thought
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was gonna happen at midnight
when we hit 2000?
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- Oh, yeah, Y2K.
- It sort of happened.
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It was very big news which,
um, you missed entirely.
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- Because of the bus.
- Ah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Right. I've gotta
get back to school.
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- Elle?
- Yeah?
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Thanks for taking
such good care of me.
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You're welcome.
I'll come back later.
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Will you still need me,
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will you still feed me,
when I'm 64?
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I don't know.
I'll think about it.
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- Why 64?
- What do you mean?
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It's just... oh, forget it.
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What do you mean, "Why 64?"
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I think the accident
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was a message from God.
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Yeah, he was very angry.
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Elle, you think
me getting hit by a bus
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was God's way of telling me
not to go back to teaching?
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Exactly.
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Incredible. It's amazing.
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You know, God loves your stuff.
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Look, if God had been remotely
interested in my stuff,
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he would've once,
right, just once,
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had someone write me
a fan letter who wasn't my mum.
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Or me.
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Yeah.
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I didn't ask
to be The Beatles,
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you know, I just wanted once
to have a standing ovation
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not given by people who were
already standing at the bar.
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Be the what?
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, yeah.
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Carol, come and look!
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I know Ellie said it was funny,
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but no one mentioned visual
humor of this quality.
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Jack! Oh, my God! Your teeth.
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- Cheese!
- Oh, wow.
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Presents, presents,
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- presents. - Mm, presents, presents.
- Yes, yes.
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It's true, we have
bought you presents.
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- Exciting.
- Well, they have, obviously.
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- Huge work week.
- Yeah, yeah.
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What do we have here?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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- Uh, boom! Hey!
- Oh, wow.
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- Because you lost your teeth. That's...
- Yeah, I know.
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That's why that's funny. Okay.
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- Number two.
- Where did you get that?
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- 'Cause you got hit by a bus.
- Yeah, I remember.
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Do you?
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- Hilarious.
- Yeah.
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All right. One more.
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- I've signed your name, don't worry.
- One more, yes.
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I don't know what this one
could possibly be.
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- Oh, my... Neither do I.
- No idea.
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I mean, I'm thinking some
sort of snow shovel.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Or a... tiny little giraffe with no legs.
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Just open it, open it, open it.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Wow.
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'Cause yours got run over by a bus.
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Well, play something.
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- Yes, play something.
- Come on.
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- Play "The Summer Song."
- Let me get rid of this.
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Hey!
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What's tickin' and tockin'
and rockin'?
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- Yeah! - Oh!
- What is he doing here?
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Yeah, he got sacked.
He's staying with us,
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- sleeping on the sofa.
- That is a disaster
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- that could last forever... Yep.
- Terrible decision.
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- That's right.
- ...and ruin your entire life.
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Absolutely.
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Hey, really glad
you're not dead, man.
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He's got a new guitar.
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- He's gonna play a song.
- Ow. - ROCKY: Epic.
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A great guitar
requires a great song.
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♪ Yesterday ♪
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♪ All my troubles
seemed so far away ♪
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♪ Now it seems as though
they're here to stay ♪
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♪ Oh, I believe in yesterday ♪
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Go on.
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♪ Suddenly ♪
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♪ I'm not half the man
I used to be ♪
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♪ There's a shadow hanging
over me ♪
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♪ Oh, yesterday came suddenly ♪
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♪ Why she had to go ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ She wouldn't say ♪
00:14:38.244 --> 00:14:42.478
♪ I said something wrong ♪
00:14:42.480 --> 00:14:46.152
♪ Now I long for yesterday. ♪
00:14:52.057 --> 00:14:53.723
Oh, my...
00:14:53.725 --> 00:14:57.194
Wha... What the hell was that?
00:14:57.196 --> 00:14:58.795
"Yesterday."
00:14:58.797 --> 00:15:01.397
That was one of
the most beautiful songs
00:15:01.399 --> 00:15:03.699
- I've ever heard.
- Yeah. I mean,
00:15:03.701 --> 00:15:05.501
it's a bit-bit sloppy,
but it's sweet.
00:15:05.503 --> 00:15:09.173
- Oh.
- When did you write that?
00:15:09.175 --> 00:15:11.341
I didn't write it.
Paul McCartney wrote it,
00:15:11.343 --> 00:15:12.443
The Beatles.
00:15:12.445 --> 00:15:14.111
Who?
00:15:14.113 --> 00:15:15.478
The Beatles.
00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:17.080
The what?
00:15:17.082 --> 00:15:19.750
John, Paul, George
and Ringo, The Beatles.
00:15:19.752 --> 00:15:21.452
Which beetles is this?
00:15:21.454 --> 00:15:22.934
The insect beetles
or the car Beetles?
00:15:23.556 --> 00:15:25.255
The pop group Beatles...
Nick, help me out here.
00:15:25.257 --> 00:15:27.491
Right. Yes.
00:15:27.493 --> 00:15:30.794
Um, there's this problem
with musicians.
00:15:30.796 --> 00:15:33.429
They presume everyone else has
this encyclopedic knowledge
00:15:33.431 --> 00:15:35.866
of obscure pop, make you
feel stupid when you haven't
00:15:35.868 --> 00:15:37.568
heard of bands, you know,
00:15:37.570 --> 00:15:40.670
like Neutral Milk Hotel,
or, uh, The Monophonics,
00:15:40.672 --> 00:15:44.107
or, in this case, The Beatles.
00:15:44.109 --> 00:15:45.843
Wow, this is the most
complicated joke
00:15:45.845 --> 00:15:47.111
- I've ever heard.
- No...
00:15:47.113 --> 00:15:48.045
Nice song, though.
00:15:48.047 --> 00:15:50.179
- It's not a nice song.
- No, it is, mate.
00:15:50.181 --> 00:15:51.214
Don't do yourself down
00:15:51.216 --> 00:15:53.650
just 'cause you look like
a cartoon character.
00:15:53.652 --> 00:15:55.251
It's-it's a very nice song.
00:15:55.253 --> 00:15:56.652
It's not a very nice song,
Nick.
00:15:56.654 --> 00:15:58.588
It's one of the greatest songs
ever written.
00:15:58.590 --> 00:16:02.192
Well, it's not Coldplay.
It's not "Fix You."
00:16:02.194 --> 00:16:03.894
It's not bloody "Fix You,"
Carol,
00:16:03.896 --> 00:16:07.530
it's a great,
great work of art.
00:16:07.532 --> 00:16:11.470
Wow, somebody suddenly got
very cocky.
00:16:13.505 --> 00:16:15.506
That song was exquisite.
00:16:15.508 --> 00:16:17.207
How come I've never
heard it before?
00:16:17.209 --> 00:16:19.208
Okay, I don't know what
you guys are playing at,
00:16:19.210 --> 00:16:22.512
but this is so weird,
a-and quite unfair,
00:16:22.514 --> 00:16:24.580
in light of me
having lost two teeth,
00:16:24.582 --> 00:16:26.750
looking like a sort of
reverse rabbit.
00:16:26.752 --> 00:16:28.484
I-I'm on pretty heavy
medication.
00:16:28.486 --> 00:16:30.420
Just let me out.
00:16:30.422 --> 00:16:31.889
All right.
00:16:35.393 --> 00:16:36.727
I thought you liked the medication.
00:16:36.729 --> 00:16:38.261
Yeah, I do love the medication.
00:16:38.263 --> 00:16:40.697
I really don't know
what you're cross about.
00:16:41.901 --> 00:16:44.471
Jack...
00:17:24.810 --> 00:17:26.742
Oh, Christ.
00:17:26.744 --> 00:17:29.646
No way. No way.
00:17:29.648 --> 00:17:31.917
Okay. All right.
00:17:36.254 --> 00:17:37.354
What?
00:17:37.356 --> 00:17:39.259
Mm.
00:17:44.330 --> 00:17:46.698
Okay.
00:17:54.673 --> 00:17:57.676
Oh... you are having me on.
00:18:09.455 --> 00:18:11.855
B, B, B, B.
00:18:11.857 --> 00:18:13.593
"Bowie," "Beck,"
"Beach Boys."
00:18:17.529 --> 00:18:20.297
No. Stop it.
00:18:28.640 --> 00:18:30.874
Oh, fuck off!
00:18:30.876 --> 00:18:32.041
No!
00:18:32.043 --> 00:18:34.610
Let's try...
00:18:34.612 --> 00:18:36.413
Good.
00:18:36.415 --> 00:18:37.415
Still rolling.
00:18:40.586 --> 00:18:41.784
Oh, thank God.
00:18:41.786 --> 00:18:43.288
God bless you, Donald.
00:18:45.491 --> 00:18:47.260
Okay.
00:18:48.660 --> 00:18:49.859
No.
00:18:49.861 --> 00:18:52.428
Okay, let's just...
00:18:55.734 --> 00:18:57.436
Well, that figures.
00:19:21.060 --> 00:19:22.462
Elle!
00:19:26.564 --> 00:19:27.766
Jack.
00:19:33.738 --> 00:19:37.406
- What...?
- Do you genuinely not know who The Beatles are?
00:19:37.408 --> 00:19:38.408
Genuinely.
00:19:39.477 --> 00:19:41.110
Okay.
00:19:41.112 --> 00:19:43.946
Then I'm in a really, really,
really complicated situation.
00:19:43.948 --> 00:19:45.081
See you soon.
00:19:45.083 --> 00:19:47.320
Nice pajamas.
00:19:48.887 --> 00:19:51.357
Jack!
00:19:52.623 --> 00:19:54.691
Christ. I don't even know
00:19:54.693 --> 00:19:56.592
if I can remember the words
to the songs.
00:19:56.594 --> 00:19:59.796
Okay. "Eleanor Rigby...
00:19:59.798 --> 00:20:02.465
"Eleanor Rigby lives
in a church,
00:20:02.467 --> 00:20:04.134
in a room where the wedding..."
00:20:04.136 --> 00:20:05.769
No.
00:20:05.771 --> 00:20:09.004
"Eleanor Rigby,
darning her socks in the...
00:20:09.006 --> 00:20:10.406
In a room where..."
00:20:10.408 --> 00:20:13.710
No, does... does she have...?
00:20:13.712 --> 00:20:15.615
Does she have socks?
00:20:24.656 --> 00:20:26.693
Am I gonna do this?
00:20:28.761 --> 00:20:30.997
Can I do this?
00:20:47.446 --> 00:20:48.744
- Yeah?
- Four and one.
00:20:48.746 --> 00:20:51.815
Four and one. Beautiful.
That's music to my ears.
00:20:51.817 --> 00:20:54.483
- Right, now what is our common, uh, factor...
- Miss, there's
00:20:54.485 --> 00:20:56.552
- someone at the window. - Sorry?
- The window, the window.
00:20:56.554 --> 00:20:59.623
Um... Yes. Right.
00:20:59.625 --> 00:21:01.691
Can you all just give me
just one second?
00:21:01.693 --> 00:21:03.460
I want... If there's any more
factors of, um, 18,
00:21:03.462 --> 00:21:05.162
I wanna hear 'em.
00:21:05.164 --> 00:21:07.664
- Yes?
- I may do one more gig.
00:21:07.666 --> 00:21:09.866
I think I may have got some,
like, new songs.
00:21:09.868 --> 00:21:11.201
- Is that your boyfriend, miss?
- Great.
00:21:11.203 --> 00:21:12.802
No!
00:21:12.804 --> 00:21:15.038
Enough! He is not my boyfriend!
That is enough.
00:21:15.040 --> 00:21:17.107
♪ Back in school again,
Maxwell plays the fool again ♪
00:21:17.109 --> 00:21:18.607
♪ Teacher gets annoyed ♪
00:21:18.609 --> 00:21:19.675
Yes! Another one.
00:21:19.677 --> 00:21:20.917
Your boyfriend's
left you, miss.
00:21:22.080 --> 00:21:25.147
Awkward!
00:21:25.149 --> 00:21:26.982
You're right,
that was very awkward.
00:21:26.984 --> 00:21:28.784
But let's keep going!
00:21:28.786 --> 00:21:31.488
♪ He's a real nowhere man ♪
00:21:31.490 --> 00:21:34.857
♪ Sitting in his nowhere land ♪
00:21:34.859 --> 00:21:37.726
What did he do there, though?
00:21:37.728 --> 00:21:39.829
♪ Woke up, fell out of bed ♪
00:21:39.831 --> 00:21:42.132
♪ Dragged a... neh... across my head ♪
00:21:42.134 --> 00:21:44.600
Yoo-hoo!
- Yeah?
00:21:44.602 --> 00:21:46.001
Oh. Sure those Post-it Notes
00:21:46.003 --> 00:21:47.136
aren't gonna
mark the wallpaper?
00:21:47.138 --> 00:21:48.972
Eh, that's not exactly
my top priority at the moment.
00:21:48.974 --> 00:21:51.207
Oh, well,
your top priority should be
00:21:51.209 --> 00:21:53.609
getting yourself some
new teeth. Aw.
00:21:53.611 --> 00:21:54.810
I brought you a Pepsi.
00:21:54.812 --> 00:21:57.113
- Have we not got any Coke?
- What?
00:21:57.115 --> 00:21:58.982
Coca-Cola.
00:21:58.984 --> 00:22:00.817
I don't know
what you're saying.
00:22:00.819 --> 00:22:03.556
Come downstairs
if you're hungry.
00:22:11.897 --> 00:22:13.633
Gotcha.
00:22:15.199 --> 00:22:16.899
Do you reckon you could,
like, make 'em look,
00:22:16.901 --> 00:22:18.568
you know, better than before?
00:22:18.570 --> 00:22:20.002
It's just, I'm hoping to
relaunch my music thing...
00:22:20.004 --> 00:22:22.571
I'm a dentist, Jack,
not a magician.
00:22:22.573 --> 00:22:25.608
Let's try the red.
00:22:25.610 --> 00:22:27.911
Your dad was
my first-ever patient.
00:22:27.913 --> 00:22:30.614
I only survived because
of people like him.
00:22:30.616 --> 00:22:31.780
That's right.
00:22:31.782 --> 00:22:33.549
I only coped...
00:22:33.551 --> 00:22:35.217
Clamp.
00:22:35.219 --> 00:22:36.888
...with a little help
from my friends.
00:22:50.099 --> 00:22:51.099
Eh.
00:22:53.906 --> 00:22:56.172
So, um...
00:22:56.174 --> 00:22:58.607
- uh, I thought we'd agreed.
- Yeah, well, we had, Dad.
00:22:58.609 --> 00:23:00.609
But I've-I've got a bunch of
new songs, and I thought people
00:23:00.611 --> 00:23:01.711
might like to hear 'em.
00:23:01.713 --> 00:23:04.079
Huh. Well, why, uh,
00:23:04.081 --> 00:23:06.118
why don't you play one for us?
00:23:07.985 --> 00:23:09.219
Okay.
00:23:09.221 --> 00:23:11.186
- You sure?
- Y-Yeah, of course.
00:23:11.188 --> 00:23:13.690
Me and your dad
love hearing your... things.
00:23:13.692 --> 00:23:14.924
Don't we, darling?
00:23:14.926 --> 00:23:16.091
We do.
00:23:16.093 --> 00:23:19.896
- Okay. Okay, good.
- Right.
00:23:19.898 --> 00:23:23.599
Ooh.
00:23:23.601 --> 00:23:26.001
Okay.
00:23:26.003 --> 00:23:31.010
Right, this is called...
"Let It Be."
00:23:51.330 --> 00:23:55.298
♪ When I find myself
in times of trouble ♪
00:23:55.300 --> 00:23:57.934
♪ Mother Mary comes to me ♪
00:23:57.936 --> 00:23:59.101
♪ Speaking... ♪
00:23:59.103 --> 00:24:01.037
Oh. Oh, sorry, love.
00:24:01.039 --> 00:24:03.173
- I'll get it.
- Mmm.
00:24:03.175 --> 00:24:05.140
Good start, though.
00:24:05.142 --> 00:24:06.209
Very pretty.
00:24:07.812 --> 00:24:09.346
- Ah, hello, Sheila.
- Terry!
00:24:09.348 --> 00:24:10.713
- Come in, love.
- Nice to see you.
00:24:10.715 --> 00:24:12.214
Oh. It's Terry!
00:24:12.216 --> 00:24:14.951
- Oh. Terry. Hey!
- Hello. Hiya. Hey.
00:24:14.953 --> 00:24:16.986
Jack's just playing us
a new song.
00:24:16.988 --> 00:24:18.222
Oh, really? I thought,
I thought he'd given up.
00:24:18.224 --> 00:24:20.991
- Yeah, no, well, he's got some new songs.
- He... Yeah.
00:24:20.993 --> 00:24:22.725
- Uh, what's this one called?
- Uh, "Leave It Be."
00:24:22.727 --> 00:24:24.126
- "Let It Be."
- Oh, excellent.
00:24:24.128 --> 00:24:26.629
- Well, rock on, Jack.
- Uh-huh.
00:24:26.631 --> 00:24:28.164
Well, it's not
very rocky, but...
00:24:30.234 --> 00:24:33.069
♪ When I find myself
in times of trouble... ♪
00:24:33.071 --> 00:24:34.169
Would you like a drink, Terry?
00:24:34.171 --> 00:24:35.672
Dad...
00:24:35.674 --> 00:24:36.839
Well, I'd already
heard that bit.
00:24:36.841 --> 00:24:37.973
Sorry, Jack.
00:24:37.975 --> 00:24:39.341
Your dad's a rude man.
00:24:39.343 --> 00:24:41.344
Yeah, I'll get a beer,
please, Jed.
00:24:41.346 --> 00:24:42.412
Excellent.
00:24:42.414 --> 00:24:43.812
Right.
00:24:43.814 --> 00:24:45.248
Carry on, Jacko.
00:24:45.250 --> 00:24:47.017
I'll be back.
00:24:47.019 --> 00:24:48.251
- Can I get it in a glass?
- Glass it is!
00:24:48.253 --> 00:24:49.853
Right, is everyone else
settled?
00:24:49.855 --> 00:24:51.120
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yes!
00:24:51.122 --> 00:24:53.123
Hurry it up, darling,
you're losing the crowd.
00:24:53.125 --> 00:24:54.824
Okay.
00:24:54.826 --> 00:24:58.228
♪ When I find myself
in times of trouble ♪
00:24:58.230 --> 00:25:00.963
♪ Mother Mary comes to me... ♪
00:25:00.965 --> 00:25:02.132
Ooh, sorry.
00:25:02.134 --> 00:25:03.165
Sorry, Jack. That's me.
00:25:03.167 --> 00:25:04.733
Sorry, my fault.
00:25:06.271 --> 00:25:08.672
- Oh, it's Marge.
- Oh.
00:25:08.674 --> 00:25:10.040
Hello, love.
00:25:10.042 --> 00:25:12.242
I'm just at, uh,
Jed and Sheila's house
00:25:12.244 --> 00:25:14.911
listening to Jack's new song.
"Let Him Be."
00:25:14.913 --> 00:25:16.378
- "Let It Be."
- "Let It Be."
00:25:16.380 --> 00:25:19.749
No, well, apparently,
he's-he's started up again.
00:25:19.751 --> 00:25:21.283
Yeah.
00:25:21.285 --> 00:25:23.286
Uh, yeah, I know.
00:25:23.288 --> 00:25:27.123
I know. I know.
00:25:27.125 --> 00:25:29.425
Yeah, I know.
00:25:29.427 --> 00:25:30.960
- I know.
- What do you know?
00:25:30.962 --> 00:25:32.995
Listen, I'll-I'll...
I'll call you back
00:25:32.997 --> 00:25:34.798
when it's over, all right?
00:25:34.800 --> 00:25:35.831
Oh, all right, then.
00:25:35.833 --> 00:25:37.434
Yeah. Okay.
See you in a minute.
00:25:37.436 --> 00:25:40.103
- Right. Carry on broadcasting, young man.
- Maybe start
00:25:40.105 --> 00:25:41.937
after the first bit.
I've heard it three times now.
00:25:41.939 --> 00:25:43.072
If it's okay,
I'm gonna go from the top.
00:25:43.074 --> 00:25:44.142
Please yourself, son.
00:25:48.879 --> 00:25:51.246
Then, maybe we can have "Summer Song."
00:25:51.248 --> 00:25:54.717
Christ! This is "Let It Be."
00:25:54.719 --> 00:25:57.921
You're the first people
on Earth to hear this song.
00:25:57.923 --> 00:26:00.190
This is like watching da Vinci
paint The Mona Lisa
00:26:00.192 --> 00:26:02.192
right in front
of your bloody eyes.
00:26:02.194 --> 00:26:06.197
Can you not just be quiet
for a single second?
00:26:09.367 --> 00:26:12.001
Ooh, that'll be Marge.
00:26:12.003 --> 00:26:14.002
- Oh, Marjorie!
- Well, she said she was gonna come round,
00:26:14.004 --> 00:26:15.972
- so I'll... Oh, yeah.
- Oh, I'll put the kettle on.
00:26:15.974 --> 00:26:17.307
- Hi! - Hello.
- Hello, love.
00:26:17.309 --> 00:26:18.942
- Hi. Hi.
- How are you?
00:26:18.944 --> 00:26:20.909
- Come in, come in.
- Well, that went well.
00:26:20.911 --> 00:26:22.145
- Oh, that's good coffee.
- Thank you.
00:26:22.147 --> 00:26:23.346
- Good.
- Put the kettle on, actually.
00:26:23.348 --> 00:26:25.514
This is
a new song I've just written.
00:26:25.516 --> 00:26:30.220
♪ Oh, yeah,
I'll tell you somethin' ♪
00:26:30.222 --> 00:26:33.990
♪ I think you'll understand ♪
00:26:35.292 --> 00:26:39.229
♪ When I say that somethin' ♪
00:26:39.231 --> 00:26:42.999
- ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
- I'm gonna get you!
00:26:45.102 --> 00:26:47.236
♪ Whisper words of wisdom ♪
00:26:47.238 --> 00:26:49.973
♪ Let it be ♪
00:26:49.975 --> 00:26:53.108
Oh, God.
00:27:05.055 --> 00:27:07.991
Right, bag stack them up
and put them on the trailer.
00:27:11.897 --> 00:27:13.229
Excuse me.
00:27:13.231 --> 00:27:15.932
- Yeah?
- Um, are you the manager?
00:27:15.934 --> 00:27:17.567
Uh-huh.
00:27:17.569 --> 00:27:19.168
I'm Gavin.
00:27:22.006 --> 00:27:24.406
Hey.
00:27:24.408 --> 00:27:26.442
You okay?
00:27:26.444 --> 00:27:29.244
It's me, that's the problem.
00:27:29.246 --> 00:27:31.446
That's the awful truth.
The revelation.
00:27:31.448 --> 00:27:35.454
I know the songs are strong,
but no one's interested still.
00:27:37.254 --> 00:27:38.988
Jack Malik's the problem.
00:27:38.990 --> 00:27:40.522
- That's not true.
- It is.
00:27:40.524 --> 00:27:42.125
I just don't have the "it"
that's the difference
00:27:42.127 --> 00:27:44.828
between Jay-Z and...
00:27:44.830 --> 00:27:47.931
Jay-Y.
00:27:47.933 --> 00:27:50.269
Well, then, how do you
explain this?
00:27:53.170 --> 00:27:55.838
You're gonna be
a recording artist, Mr. Malik.
00:27:55.840 --> 00:27:58.340
♪ Because she loves you ♪
00:27:58.342 --> 00:28:00.411
♪ And you know that can't be bad ♪
00:28:01.513 --> 00:28:03.146
♪ Yes, she loves you ♪
00:28:03.148 --> 00:28:05.013
I'd be very happy
to help for free.
00:28:05.015 --> 00:28:07.149
My studio, at your service.
00:28:07.151 --> 00:28:10.485
Gavin. You're cool.
00:28:10.487 --> 00:28:11.487
Y... Am I?
00:28:12.323 --> 00:28:14.324
♪ She loves you,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
00:28:14.326 --> 00:28:16.125
♪ And with a love like that ♪
00:28:16.127 --> 00:28:19.162
♪ You know you should be glad ♪
00:28:19.164 --> 00:28:21.998
♪ With a love like that ♪
00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:24.336
♪ You know you should... ♪
00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:39.281
♪ Be glad... ♪
00:28:39.283 --> 00:28:42.117
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
00:28:42.119 --> 00:28:45.621
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
00:28:45.623 --> 00:28:48.290
Yes, yes, yes, we got it!
00:28:48.292 --> 00:28:50.126
Yes, we have reached
the mountaintop!
00:28:50.128 --> 00:28:52.328
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
00:28:52.330 --> 00:28:53.570
Do you like it, Gavin?
00:28:54.565 --> 00:28:56.465
I absolutely love it, Ellie. Mwah!
00:28:58.602 --> 00:29:00.435
Jack, you got any more songs?
00:29:00.437 --> 00:29:02.472
One or two.
00:29:02.474 --> 00:29:07.510
♪ Oh, yeah,
I'll tell you somethin' ♪
00:29:07.512 --> 00:29:09.244
♪ I think you'll understand ♪
00:29:09.246 --> 00:29:14.416
♪ When I say that somethin' ♪
00:29:14.418 --> 00:29:18.186
♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
00:29:18.188 --> 00:29:20.656
♪ Now, let me hold your hand ♪
00:29:20.658 --> 00:29:25.360
♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
00:29:25.362 --> 00:29:28.397
♪ And when I touch you ♪
00:29:28.399 --> 00:29:31.070
♪ I feel happy inside ♪
00:29:33.038 --> 00:29:36.571
♪ It's such a feelin' that my love ♪
00:29:36.573 --> 00:29:39.008
♪ I can't hide ♪
00:29:39.010 --> 00:29:40.510
♪ I can't hide ♪
00:29:40.512 --> 00:29:43.413
♪ I can't hide... ♪
00:29:45.215 --> 00:29:49.953
♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪
00:29:49.955 --> 00:29:52.422
♪ You know what I mean ♪
00:29:52.424 --> 00:29:54.156
♪ And the way she looked ♪
00:29:54.158 --> 00:29:57.092
♪ Was way beyond compare ♪
00:29:57.094 --> 00:29:58.694
Whoo!
00:29:58.696 --> 00:30:03.066
♪ She wouldn't dance
with another ♪
00:30:03.068 --> 00:30:05.367
- Whoo!
- ♪ Oh ♪
00:30:05.369 --> 00:30:09.238
♪ When I saw her
standing there. ♪
00:30:13.043 --> 00:30:15.211
- Have a listen.
- Thank you.
00:30:15.213 --> 00:30:17.280
- Hey. Exciting.
- How much?
00:30:17.282 --> 00:30:18.647
Oh, no charge.
00:30:18.649 --> 00:30:20.119
Uh, it's free
with any purchase.
00:30:21.285 --> 00:30:23.365
Songs with your Snickers,
music with your multipacks.
00:30:23.454 --> 00:30:25.599
- Oh, thank you.
- Tunes with your chunks of cheddar cheese.
00:30:25.623 --> 00:30:27.103
- Jack!
- And here's a lovely
00:30:27.926 --> 00:30:29.759
little story. Jack, you work
in the wholesale warehouse
00:30:29.761 --> 00:30:31.994
in Lowestoft.
00:30:31.996 --> 00:30:35.130
And we hear members of the
retail trade have been getting
00:30:35.132 --> 00:30:37.200
a free CD along with
their jumbo boxes
00:30:37.202 --> 00:30:40.669
- of Nescafé and washing powder.
- That's right.
00:30:40.671 --> 00:30:42.571
But you're gonna sing us
a new song now.
00:30:42.573 --> 00:30:45.241
So, here's Jack Malik,
the singing wholesaler,
00:30:45.243 --> 00:30:47.542
"In My Life."
00:30:47.544 --> 00:30:52.415
♪ But of all these friends
and lovers ♪
00:30:52.417 --> 00:30:54.716
♪ There is no one ♪
00:30:54.718 --> 00:30:56.519
♪ Compares with you ♪
00:30:56.521 --> 00:31:00.723
♪ And these memories
lose their meaning ♪
00:31:00.725 --> 00:31:05.328
♪ When I think of love
as something new ♪
00:31:05.330 --> 00:31:09.765
♪ Though I know
I'll never lose affection ♪
00:31:09.767 --> 00:31:14.369
♪ For people and things
that went before ♪
00:31:14.371 --> 00:31:18.674
♪ I know I'll often stop
and think about them ♪
00:31:18.676 --> 00:31:22.478
♪ In my life ♪
00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:26.115
♪ I love you more. ♪
00:31:32.657 --> 00:31:34.557
Beautiful.
00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:38.627
No mention of, uh, jumbo-sized
Fairy liquid, but nice work.
00:31:38.629 --> 00:31:41.329
You ever thought about doing
a wholesale-based song?
00:31:41.331 --> 00:31:42.665
Not really, no.
00:31:42.667 --> 00:31:45.401
You could call it, uh,
"In My Warehouse"
00:31:45.403 --> 00:31:46.735
instead of "In My Life."
00:31:46.737 --> 00:31:49.371
Now, time to find out
what's happening
00:31:49.373 --> 00:31:51.473
in Kerry's Kitchen.
00:31:51.475 --> 00:31:52.755
G'day, everyone.
It's Kerry here.
00:31:55.312 --> 00:31:57.713
I could've written every song
of the Rolling Stones
00:31:57.715 --> 00:31:59.150
or David Bowie.
00:32:00.284 --> 00:32:02.318
I'll always just be Lowestoft's
warbling warehouseman.
00:32:02.320 --> 00:32:03.752
Oh, no, don't.
00:32:03.754 --> 00:32:08.156
- That's not true.
- So obviously is.
00:32:08.158 --> 00:32:11.694
That song was really beautiful.
00:32:11.696 --> 00:32:13.631
Who-who did you write it about?
00:32:14.732 --> 00:32:17.200
Stop here. Stop the car.
00:32:21.673 --> 00:32:24.406
- Elle.
- Hmm?
00:32:24.408 --> 00:32:27.542
- These songs.
- Mm.
00:32:27.544 --> 00:32:30.579
There's something about 'em
you should know.
00:32:33.484 --> 00:32:36.284
Oh. Hi.
00:32:36.286 --> 00:32:38.320
Hi... it's the
musician... Ed Sheeran.
00:32:38.322 --> 00:32:40.490
- I beg your pardon.
- Ed Sheeran.
00:32:40.492 --> 00:32:43.225
- I'm a musician.
- Yeah, no, seriously though, who is it?
00:32:43.227 --> 00:32:45.147
This must be a bad line,
I'll-I'll call you back.
00:32:47.665 --> 00:32:49.866
Who was it?
00:32:49.868 --> 00:32:51.901
He said it was Ed Sheeran,
the musician.
00:32:51.903 --> 00:32:53.235
That'll be Nick.
00:32:53.237 --> 00:32:55.171
Mm.
00:32:55.173 --> 00:32:56.539
Nick!
00:32:56.541 --> 00:32:57.807
No, it's Ed Sheeran again.
00:32:57.809 --> 00:32:59.709
Yeah, can I speak
to Carol, please?
00:32:59.711 --> 00:33:01.176
There's no one
called Carol here.
00:33:01.178 --> 00:33:02.878
Except there is.
She's always there.
00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:05.615
Okay, mate, um,
I'll leave it there.
00:33:05.617 --> 00:33:07.782
Amazing performance tonight
though, on TV.
00:33:07.784 --> 00:33:10.788
That song, "In My Life,"
that was really beautiful.
00:33:13.190 --> 00:33:16.291
What did he say?
00:33:16.293 --> 00:33:18.461
He said he really enjoyed
"In My Life."
00:33:18.463 --> 00:33:20.328
And what did Carol say?
00:33:20.330 --> 00:33:23.265
- She wasn't there.
- She's always there.
00:33:23.267 --> 00:33:25.870
I think it might've been
Ed Sheeran.
00:33:27.938 --> 00:33:29.807
The musician?
00:33:47.225 --> 00:33:49.258
Hi.
00:33:49.260 --> 00:33:50.792
- Hello.
- I'm Ed.
00:33:50.794 --> 00:33:53.695
- Um, is Jack here?
- Oh. Right.
00:33:53.697 --> 00:33:55.530
I'll see if he's up.
Just wait there, love.
00:33:55.532 --> 00:33:58.367
Jack!
00:33:58.369 --> 00:34:00.336
- It's for you.
- Who is it?
00:34:00.338 --> 00:34:01.639
His name's Ed.
00:34:05.944 --> 00:34:08.744
He's got a nice, friendly face.
00:34:08.746 --> 00:34:12.851
- Hi.
- Hi.
00:34:15.752 --> 00:34:18.389
C... Uh, come in.
00:34:20.924 --> 00:34:23.992
Your shirt's inside out.
00:34:23.994 --> 00:34:27.462
Oh, Christ.
00:34:27.464 --> 00:34:29.267
Uh, we should...
00:34:30.335 --> 00:34:31.766
Ouch.
00:34:31.768 --> 00:34:34.402
So, uh, look, I'm sorry
to barge in like this.
00:34:34.404 --> 00:34:35.804
No, no, uh, major pop stars
00:34:35.806 --> 00:34:37.273
are always dropping round,
you know?
00:34:37.275 --> 00:34:38.641
Lady Gaga won't leave us alone.
00:34:38.643 --> 00:34:40.875
You're funny.
00:34:40.877 --> 00:34:42.378
Well, funny-looking, at least.
00:34:42.380 --> 00:34:44.246
Yeah, so, anyway, I live, uh,
00:34:44.248 --> 00:34:46.983
I live locally,
and I saw your song on TV.
00:34:46.985 --> 00:34:50.319
And it was really good.
00:34:50.321 --> 00:34:51.721
- Wow.
- So I googled you,
00:34:51.723 --> 00:34:55.724
and I listened to your songs
on the warehouse website.
00:34:55.726 --> 00:34:57.626
And they were even better.
00:34:57.628 --> 00:34:58.694
Gosh, thanks.
00:34:58.696 --> 00:35:01.396
All right, don't mind me.
00:35:01.398 --> 00:35:02.931
So, I've had
the support act drop out
00:35:02.933 --> 00:35:05.000
of the European leg
of the tour,
00:35:05.002 --> 00:35:06.936
and I was wondering
if you'd consider it.
00:35:06.938 --> 00:35:09.672
- Consider what?
- S... Yeah.
00:35:09.674 --> 00:35:11.574
Being the opening act.
00:35:11.576 --> 00:35:13.275
- For you, seriously?
- Nope.
00:35:13.277 --> 00:35:14.312
Yeah, why not?
00:35:15.246 --> 00:35:16.612
W-Wha... When would I start?
00:35:16.614 --> 00:35:18.447
Tuesday.
00:35:18.449 --> 00:35:20.349
Do you know
where the pickle is?
00:35:20.351 --> 00:35:21.516
No.
00:35:21.518 --> 00:35:23.552
- No.
- Tu... What, Tuesday?
00:35:23.554 --> 00:35:25.520
- Not next July?
- No. Tuesday.
00:35:25.522 --> 00:35:27.456
- Is your hearing all right?
- No.
00:35:27.458 --> 00:35:28.958
No, my hearing is fine,
it's just, you keep saying
00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:30.358
lots of really strange things.
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:33.462
But yes, yes, thank you, yes.
00:35:33.464 --> 00:35:36.732
- Um, how long do you need?
- About 30 minutes. Maximum.
00:35:36.734 --> 00:35:38.067
Any more than that, people
start getting a bit restless.
00:35:38.069 --> 00:35:40.569
- You know, "Bring on the ginger geezer."
- Yeah.
00:35:40.571 --> 00:35:42.304
Get in.
00:35:42.306 --> 00:35:44.473
Night.
00:35:44.475 --> 00:35:45.507
- Night.
- Night.
00:35:45.509 --> 00:35:47.777
Night. Nice to meet you.
00:35:47.779 --> 00:35:49.947
You look like Ed Sheeran,
you know.
00:35:52.049 --> 00:35:54.317
I am Ed Sheeran.
00:35:54.319 --> 00:35:56.855
Oh, right. Well done.
00:35:58.855 --> 00:36:00.489
Light show?
00:36:00.491 --> 00:36:02.023
- Preferably not, no.
- Well, that's good,
00:36:02.025 --> 00:36:04.726
'cause I've only got the torch
on my phone, so...
00:36:04.728 --> 00:36:06.061
Have you got any beer?
00:36:06.063 --> 00:36:07.730
Uh, cider.
00:36:07.732 --> 00:36:09.565
- Cider works.
- Okay.
00:36:09.567 --> 00:36:12.367
I'll have a cider with the man
that wrote "Yesterday."
00:36:12.369 --> 00:36:14.103
Yeah.
00:36:14.105 --> 00:36:17.639
Mum, Dad,
who drunk all the cider?
00:36:17.641 --> 00:36:19.541
- That is nuts!
- Yeah, as you said, it's nutty.
00:36:19.543 --> 00:36:22.411
And he's absolutely covered
in tattoos.
00:36:22.413 --> 00:36:23.612
Nice dressing gown, by the way.
00:36:23.614 --> 00:36:25.880
No, it's not. No.
00:36:25.882 --> 00:36:27.717
Don't. Don't start.
00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:29.819
It looked so good online,
so I just ordered it,
00:36:29.821 --> 00:36:31.920
and the most disgusting pink
thing in history turns up.
00:36:31.922 --> 00:36:34.824
- So good.
- Meanwhile, you need a new roadie.
00:36:34.826 --> 00:36:35.958
Tomorrow.
00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:37.460
What do you mean?
You're not coming?
00:36:37.462 --> 00:36:40.529
No, of course not.
00:36:40.531 --> 00:36:42.565
I'm, you know, a schoolteacher.
00:36:42.567 --> 00:36:43.898
I teach maths.
00:36:43.900 --> 00:36:45.067
I can't suddenly manage
00:36:45.069 --> 00:36:47.036
Ed Sheeran's support act.
00:36:47.038 --> 00:36:48.837
Yeah, maybe you can, though.
00:36:48.839 --> 00:36:51.373
Um... yeah.
00:36:51.375 --> 00:36:53.375
Well, I certainly can't do it
this Tuesday.
00:36:53.377 --> 00:36:55.878
'Cause we've got a parent-
teacher's evening at 6:45.
00:36:55.880 --> 00:36:57.679
And, although I like you, I...
00:36:57.681 --> 00:37:00.583
I don't like you enough to let
down the whole of year ten.
00:37:00.585 --> 00:37:03.418
- Right. Okay.
- Sorry.
00:37:03.420 --> 00:37:05.121
Lucy, Ellie's resigned
from her post.
00:37:05.123 --> 00:37:07.989
Do you fancy being my roadie
in Moscow on Tuesday?
00:37:07.991 --> 00:37:10.025
Sorry. Would love to,
00:37:10.027 --> 00:37:11.927
but we've got rehearsals
for the school play.
00:37:11.929 --> 00:37:13.462
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
00:37:13.464 --> 00:37:16.165
Let's think, plan C.
00:37:16.167 --> 00:37:18.500
- Oh, no.
- What?
00:37:18.502 --> 00:37:20.469
I've had an idea.
It's a very bad idea.
00:37:20.471 --> 00:37:21.871
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪
00:37:21.873 --> 00:37:25.007
♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪
00:37:25.009 --> 00:37:26.875
♪ I'm in love with your body ♪
00:37:26.877 --> 00:37:29.978
♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪
00:37:29.980 --> 00:37:32.447
♪ I'm in love with your body ♪
00:37:32.449 --> 00:37:34.083
♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪
00:37:34.085 --> 00:37:35.550
Hi.
00:37:35.552 --> 00:37:36.786
♪ I'm in love with
the shape of you. ♪
00:37:36.788 --> 00:37:37.987
- Welcome aboard.
- Hey. Oh. - Hey.
00:37:37.989 --> 00:37:40.155
- How you doing, man?
- Hey!
00:37:40.157 --> 00:37:40.989
- Here he is.
- Hey.
00:37:40.991 --> 00:37:43.494
Hello, Mr. Sheeran.
My name's Rocky.
00:37:43.927 --> 00:37:44.927
And y-you can call me
whatever you like.
00:37:44.929 --> 00:37:46.561
"Handsome" always works well.
00:37:46.563 --> 00:37:48.764
No.
00:37:48.766 --> 00:37:52.101
Only kidding, no, it was just...
Rock... just call me Rocky.
00:37:52.103 --> 00:37:53.701
- Nice to meet you, Rocky.
- Yeah.
00:37:53.703 --> 00:37:55.170
Um, Jack, you and Rocky
are at the back there.
00:37:55.172 --> 00:37:58.206
And listen, um, tonight,
it's small and intimate.
00:37:58.208 --> 00:38:00.074
Don't worry.
Nothing to be worried about.
00:38:00.076 --> 00:38:01.811
- Okay.
- Cool. - All right.
00:38:01.813 --> 00:38:03.545
- Love your work, man.
- Thank you.
00:38:03.547 --> 00:38:05.146
- Especially the rapping.
- Really?
00:38:05.148 --> 00:38:06.514
No, I'm only kidding.
00:38:08.985 --> 00:38:11.654
No, leave it to the brothers,
that'd be my advice.
00:38:11.656 --> 00:38:14.989
Gingers and rap...
sounds a bit crap.
00:38:14.991 --> 00:38:18.828
Well, you may be right.
Enjoy your flight.
00:38:18.830 --> 00:38:20.929
Oh, here he is.
00:38:20.931 --> 00:38:22.230
Wait a minute!
00:38:22.232 --> 00:38:23.866
All right, um...
00:38:23.868 --> 00:38:28.737
uh, I think it will be neat
if I take my seat.
00:38:28.739 --> 00:38:31.042
Boom. Victory.
00:38:38.549 --> 00:38:40.483
♪ Gonna fly to the... ♪
00:38:40.485 --> 00:38:41.650
Champagne?
00:38:41.652 --> 00:38:43.786
Oh, yes, please.
Thank you.
00:38:43.788 --> 00:38:44.954
Champagne, sir?
00:38:44.956 --> 00:38:47.223
Um, have you got Coke?
00:38:47.225 --> 00:38:48.991
Sorry?
00:38:48.993 --> 00:38:51.494
Oh, right, yeah.
Pepsi, please.
00:38:51.496 --> 00:38:53.496
Of course, sir.
00:38:55.665 --> 00:38:58.032
♪ Back in the US,
back in the US ♪
00:38:58.034 --> 00:39:00.536
♪ Back in the USSR ♪
00:39:00.538 --> 00:39:02.070
All right!
00:39:02.072 --> 00:39:05.641
♪ Well, the Ukraine girls
really knock me out ♪
00:39:05.643 --> 00:39:08.811
♪ They leave the West behind ♪
00:39:08.813 --> 00:39:12.114
♪ And the Moscow girls
make me sing and shout ♪
00:39:12.116 --> 00:39:17.253
♪ Georgia's always on my
mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind ♪
00:39:17.255 --> 00:39:19.121
All right, Moscow!
00:39:23.828 --> 00:39:26.561
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
00:39:26.563 --> 00:39:27.596
Sing it with me!
00:39:27.598 --> 00:39:30.933
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
00:39:30.935 --> 00:39:32.000
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
00:39:32.002 --> 00:39:33.969
Louder than that!
00:39:33.971 --> 00:39:35.570
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
00:39:35.572 --> 00:39:36.804
Louder!
00:39:36.806 --> 00:39:39.942
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
00:39:39.944 --> 00:39:43.811
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
00:39:43.813 --> 00:39:46.882
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
00:39:46.884 --> 00:39:52.054
♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪
00:39:53.657 --> 00:39:58.126
♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪
00:39:58.128 --> 00:40:01.262
♪ Back in the USSR ♪
00:40:01.264 --> 00:40:04.900
♪ You don't know
how lucky you are, boys ♪
00:40:04.902 --> 00:40:08.036
♪ Back in the USSR. ♪
00:40:16.714 --> 00:40:18.746
Cheers.
00:40:18.748 --> 00:40:20.616
Okay, Moscow,
00:40:20.618 --> 00:40:25.353
it was Jack Malik!
00:40:28.025 --> 00:40:30.592
And now are you ready
00:40:30.594 --> 00:40:33.895
for Ed Sheeran?!
00:40:38.735 --> 00:40:41.670
On a three-hour plane journey,
without a guitar?
00:40:41.672 --> 00:40:43.938
Yeah.
00:40:43.940 --> 00:40:45.674
'Cause I thought
we were going to Russia,
00:40:45.676 --> 00:40:47.208
so I should write a song
about Russia.
00:40:47.210 --> 00:40:49.311
Yeah, that... I just,
I thought it was really cool
00:40:49.313 --> 00:40:50.878
that you called it "USSR,"
you know?
00:40:50.880 --> 00:40:52.146
It probably stopped
being called that
00:40:52.148 --> 00:40:53.215
before you were born.
00:40:53.217 --> 00:40:55.016
Yeah.
00:40:55.018 --> 00:40:56.652
Amazing, man.
00:40:56.654 --> 00:40:58.853
- Loved that USSR track.
- Thanks.
00:40:58.855 --> 00:41:01.056
Right. I've got an idea.
00:41:01.058 --> 00:41:03.891
Everyone, I think we can all
agree that we're impressed
00:41:03.893 --> 00:41:05.293
with Jack's songwriting talent,
right?
00:41:05.295 --> 00:41:06.996
- Whoo-hoo!
- - So, here's the plan.
00:41:06.998 --> 00:41:09.998
I'm gonna go out that door,
Jack's gonna go out this door.
00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:13.201
And whoever writes the
best song in ten minutes, wins.
00:41:14.904 --> 00:41:16.070
What's the prize?
00:41:16.072 --> 00:41:18.806
No prize.
Just being the best songwriter.
00:41:18.808 --> 00:41:23.344
Jack "Back in the USSR" Malik,
are you in?
00:41:23.346 --> 00:41:25.648
- Okay.
- Okay.
00:41:25.650 --> 00:41:26.748
And it can't be anything
you've written before.
00:41:26.750 --> 00:41:27.949
Like, nothing
in your bottom drawer.
00:41:27.951 --> 00:41:29.217
Has to be new, tonight.
00:41:29.219 --> 00:41:31.052
- Right.
- Cool.
00:41:31.054 --> 00:41:32.721
- Fun.
- I still,
00:41:32.723 --> 00:41:34.255
still think
there should be a prize, Ed.
00:41:34.257 --> 00:41:37.393
I mean, with all his money,
he could afford a tenner.
00:41:43.100 --> 00:41:45.701
Ladies and gentlemen,
00:41:45.703 --> 00:41:49.204
we are gathered here tonight
to witness an epic battle.
00:41:49.206 --> 00:41:50.405
In the blue corner,
00:41:50.407 --> 00:41:52.074
Sir Ed Sheeran!
00:41:53.444 --> 00:41:56.945
♪ Broken hearts can find a love
to make them whole ♪
00:41:56.947 --> 00:41:58.880
♪ Anywhere ♪
00:41:58.882 --> 00:42:05.054
♪ She said we are penguins
on the ice ♪
00:42:05.056 --> 00:42:09.324
♪ We're not meant to fly,
but God knows we can try ♪
00:42:09.326 --> 00:42:13.962
♪ Well, I see a hope
that's in your eyes ♪
00:42:13.964 --> 00:42:16.898
♪ Well, can you see
the love in mine? ♪
00:42:16.900 --> 00:42:19.467
And now,
00:42:19.469 --> 00:42:22.770
the soon-to-be defeated,
Mr. Jack Malik!
00:42:25.909 --> 00:42:30.080
♪ The long and winding road ♪
00:42:32.148 --> 00:42:37.888
♪ That leads to your door ♪
00:42:41.257 --> 00:42:44.962
♪ Will never disappear ♪
00:42:47.498 --> 00:42:51.403
♪ I've seen that road before ♪
00:42:54.438 --> 00:42:58.109
♪ It always leads me here ♪
00:43:00.210 --> 00:43:05.514
♪ Lead me to your door ♪
00:43:05.516 --> 00:43:09.418
♪ Many times I've been alone ♪
00:43:09.420 --> 00:43:12.987
♪ And many times I've cried ♪
00:43:12.989 --> 00:43:15.190
♪ Any way you'll never know ♪
00:43:15.192 --> 00:43:17.960
♪ The many ways I've tried ♪
00:43:17.962 --> 00:43:24.166
♪ But still they lead me back ♪
00:43:24.168 --> 00:43:26.934
♪ To the long ♪
00:43:26.936 --> 00:43:29.440
♪ And winding road ♪
00:43:33.009 --> 00:43:35.946
♪ You left me standing here ♪
00:43:38.882 --> 00:43:43.922
♪ A long, long time ago ♪
00:43:46.290 --> 00:43:49.960
♪ Don't leave me waiting here ♪
00:43:52.862 --> 00:43:57.801
♪ Lead me to your door. ♪
00:44:13.284 --> 00:44:16.552
So, the vote!
00:44:16.554 --> 00:44:19.454
Nope, no vote. No vote.
00:44:19.456 --> 00:44:21.023
No. That was, uh,
00:44:21.025 --> 00:44:24.492
an interesting moment.
00:44:24.494 --> 00:44:26.460
I was always told that
there would be someone
00:44:26.462 --> 00:44:28.096
who came along that was
a lot better than me,
00:44:28.098 --> 00:44:31.400
and you are definitely
better than me, Jack.
00:44:31.402 --> 00:44:33.569
Yeah, wow.
That was, uh,
00:44:33.571 --> 00:44:35.603
one of the best songs
I've heard in my life.
00:44:35.605 --> 00:44:37.940
I mean, these things
are complicated.
00:44:37.942 --> 00:44:39.942
Yeah.
00:44:39.944 --> 00:44:43.110
Obviously not complicated
for you, though, right?
00:44:43.112 --> 00:44:44.913
I think I'm gonna go to bed.
00:44:44.915 --> 00:44:47.114
Someone should probably shag
him while they have the chance.
00:44:47.116 --> 00:44:48.616
- - Yeah.
- Pick me, Jack!
00:44:48.618 --> 00:44:49.951
You're definitely Mozart, mate.
00:44:49.953 --> 00:44:52.020
And I'm definitely Salieri.
00:44:52.022 --> 00:44:53.190
Night, Jack.
00:44:58.596 --> 00:45:00.161
Hi.
00:45:00.163 --> 00:45:02.563
I'm Debra Hammer.
00:45:02.565 --> 00:45:04.532
I'm Ed's manager.
00:45:04.534 --> 00:45:06.268
We should talk.
00:45:06.270 --> 00:45:08.302
Yeah. I... Well, I g... I mean,
00:45:08.304 --> 00:45:10.271
- I've kind of got a manager back home.
- Oh?
00:45:10.273 --> 00:45:11.505
No, but, but no,
but we should talk.
00:45:11.507 --> 00:45:14.275
- Yeah.
- Okay, great.
00:45:14.277 --> 00:45:15.878
That's great.
00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:17.311
Uh... good.
00:45:17.313 --> 00:45:19.248
Have a good night.
I'll see you in Los Angeles.
00:45:19.250 --> 00:45:20.882
In Los Angeles?
00:45:20.884 --> 00:45:24.085
Yeah, well, we, we need you
to come to L.A.
00:45:24.087 --> 00:45:28.891
See, we pay and then you come
and you write songs
00:45:28.893 --> 00:45:31.960
and then we release them,
and you make a ton of money.
00:45:31.962 --> 00:45:34.496
And then we take most of it.
00:45:37.534 --> 00:45:39.300
Okay.
00:45:39.302 --> 00:45:41.103
I have a question.
00:45:41.105 --> 00:45:43.141
Is this the best
that you can look?
00:45:45.542 --> 00:45:47.308
We'll figure it out.
00:45:47.310 --> 00:45:48.879
Gorgeous.
00:45:51.147 --> 00:45:53.648
Ellie, Ellie, Ellie!
00:45:53.650 --> 00:45:57.018
Oh, well, in my capacity as Jack's
00:45:57.020 --> 00:45:59.520
former musical mentor,
stroke manager,
00:45:59.522 --> 00:46:01.389
stroke roadie, stroke driver...
00:46:01.391 --> 00:46:03.025
'Cause he can't even drive.
00:46:03.027 --> 00:46:04.625
- Ooh!
- Loser! Loser!
00:46:04.627 --> 00:46:06.395
I did try to teach you.
I did try to teach you.
00:46:06.397 --> 00:46:08.697
- Honestly, no, you can have the job back.
- No, thanks.
00:46:08.699 --> 00:46:11.300
Why would anyone ever leave Suffolk
00:46:11.302 --> 00:46:12.634
before the day they die?
00:46:14.138 --> 00:46:17.706
Right, but if you must go
to Los Angeles
00:46:17.708 --> 00:46:20.608
- and hang out with perverts and drug addicts...
- I must.
00:46:20.610 --> 00:46:22.311
...then we wish you
good luck and success.
00:46:22.313 --> 00:46:24.947
Or, even better, failure
00:46:24.949 --> 00:46:26.480
and a swift return.
00:46:26.482 --> 00:46:28.150
Failure and a swift return!
00:46:28.152 --> 00:46:30.554
Yay!
00:46:33.556 --> 00:46:35.456
Will you miss me, Jack?
00:46:35.458 --> 00:46:37.125
Course I'll miss you.
00:46:37.127 --> 00:46:39.494
Hey.
00:46:39.496 --> 00:46:40.498
Of course I'll miss you.
00:46:43.600 --> 00:46:46.971
You're leaving, so...
I can ask you anything.
00:46:55.011 --> 00:46:57.281
How did I get
in the wrong column?
00:46:59.350 --> 00:47:01.349
How did I get in
00:47:01.351 --> 00:47:04.288
the "friend, manager, roadie"
column, inst...
00:47:06.556 --> 00:47:10.093
...instead of the
"And I Love Her" column?
00:47:12.362 --> 00:47:15.130
What are you doing up there?
00:47:15.132 --> 00:47:17.565
Come on. If you don't
come downstairs soon,
00:47:17.567 --> 00:47:19.333
your mum will be too drunk
to make her speech.
00:47:19.335 --> 00:47:20.855
- Jack!
- Coming, Ellie Wellie?
00:47:21.672 --> 00:47:24.373
- Yeah.
- Come on down, my baby bunny, we miss you!
00:47:24.375 --> 00:47:26.675
- Jack!
- Ellie! - Jack! -Jack!
00:47:26.677 --> 00:47:28.409
Jackie, what are you
doing up there?
00:47:28.411 --> 00:47:30.612
Oh, God.
Are those definitely columns?
00:47:30.614 --> 00:47:33.447
Jack!
00:47:33.449 --> 00:47:35.317
Well, a girl can certainly
tell the difference.
00:47:37.321 --> 00:47:39.121
- Jack!
- It...
00:47:39.123 --> 00:47:40.654
Actually, seriously,
it is getting a bit grim,
00:47:40.656 --> 00:47:42.724
so you may wanna,
uh, uh, come down.
00:47:42.726 --> 00:47:45.027
- Come on!
- We miss you!
00:47:45.029 --> 00:47:47.762
Jack!
00:47:47.764 --> 00:47:52.768
Wow, Ellie. That's...
00:47:52.770 --> 00:47:55.170
- big news on a big night.
- Ellie!
00:47:55.172 --> 00:47:57.505
Jack, get down here now, mate!
00:47:57.507 --> 00:47:59.507
Jack!
00:47:59.509 --> 00:48:02.177
Come on!
00:48:03.480 --> 00:48:07.284
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack...
00:48:09.286 --> 00:48:12.654
Jack!
00:48:21.130 --> 00:48:22.563
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
00:48:22.565 --> 00:48:24.733
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
00:48:24.735 --> 00:48:28.369
♪ Here comes the sun,
and I say ♪
00:48:28.371 --> 00:48:30.375
♪ It's all right ♪
00:48:32.141 --> 00:48:34.076
Get it!
00:48:34.078 --> 00:48:35.476
- Oh, oh, oh!
- ♪ Sun, sun, sun ♪
00:48:35.478 --> 00:48:37.181
♪ Here it comes ♪
00:48:38.648 --> 00:48:43.652
♪ Sun, sun, sun,
here it comes ♪
00:48:43.654 --> 00:48:45.719
- ...cute vegan place down the street, I love it.
- Ladies.
00:48:45.721 --> 00:48:50.759
♪ Sun, sun, sun,
here it comes. ♪
00:48:50.761 --> 00:48:53.728
Jack Malik.
00:48:53.730 --> 00:48:57.465
Welcome to
my little beach shack.
00:48:57.467 --> 00:49:00.168
Thank you
for coming all this way.
00:49:00.170 --> 00:49:03.371
Good to see you. Well...
00:49:03.373 --> 00:49:07.275
- you're not very attractive.
- No.
00:49:07.277 --> 00:49:09.344
- You're out of shape.
- Yes.
00:49:09.346 --> 00:49:11.480
You're skinny,
yet, somehow, round.
00:49:11.482 --> 00:49:12.683
Uh-huh.
00:49:13.784 --> 00:49:16.884
You have been profoundly
unsuccessful for ten years.
00:49:16.886 --> 00:49:20.322
- Yep.
- And until about a month ago,
00:49:20.324 --> 00:49:22.389
we'd call you
a complete failure.
00:49:22.391 --> 00:49:24.826
Well, that's not quite
how I'd put it, but...
00:49:24.828 --> 00:49:27.228
- We would say that you were a complete failure.
- Yeah.
00:49:27.230 --> 00:49:28.663
Sit, please.
00:49:28.665 --> 00:49:32.300
But now, now...
00:49:32.302 --> 00:49:35.837
you've hit an extraordinary
songwriting groove,
00:49:35.839 --> 00:49:38.440
and you want to be the biggest
star in the world.
00:49:38.442 --> 00:49:41.543
- Well, mmm...
- "Yes" is the answer to that question.
00:49:41.545 --> 00:49:42.543
Well, yes, I guess.
00:49:42.545 --> 00:49:44.545
Not, "Well, yes, I guess."
00:49:44.547 --> 00:49:46.083
"Yes."
00:49:47.618 --> 00:49:48.750
I guess.
00:49:51.721 --> 00:49:55.690
Buddy, what I'm offering you,
00:49:55.692 --> 00:49:58.826
is the great and glorious
poisoned chalice
00:49:58.828 --> 00:50:02.197
of money and fame.
00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:04.199
If you don't want to drink it,
00:50:04.201 --> 00:50:06.433
which I would understand,
00:50:06.435 --> 00:50:10.871
go back and have a warm beer
in little, bonny England.
00:50:10.873 --> 00:50:13.608
If you do want to drink it,
00:50:13.610 --> 00:50:18.413
I need to hear you say,
"Debra, I'm so thirsty.
00:50:18.415 --> 00:50:20.851
Give me the goddamn chalice."
00:50:21.951 --> 00:50:24.821
So, which is it?
00:50:25.922 --> 00:50:27.889
I'll take the chalice.
00:50:30.326 --> 00:50:32.194
Yeah.
00:50:32.196 --> 00:50:35.963
♪ You're asking me
will my love grow ♪
00:50:35.965 --> 00:50:39.201
♪ I don't know ♪
00:50:39.203 --> 00:50:41.739
♪ I... don't know ♪
00:50:44.407 --> 00:50:47.842
♪ Stick around now,
it may show ♪
00:50:47.844 --> 00:50:51.813
♪ I don't know ♪
00:50:51.815 --> 00:50:56.420
♪ I... don't know. ♪
00:50:59.422 --> 00:51:01.489
Yeah. I'm feeling that.
00:51:01.491 --> 00:51:02.857
Okay, what's next?
00:51:02.859 --> 00:51:05.659
Um, it's called
"A Hard Day's Night."
00:51:05.661 --> 00:51:06.761
All right.
00:51:06.763 --> 00:51:07.763
What does that mean?
00:51:08.799 --> 00:51:11.666
Um, I'm not quite sure yet.
00:51:11.668 --> 00:51:13.748
Okay, we're
rolling when you're ready.
00:51:15.371 --> 00:51:16.737
Stop, stop.
Something's missing.
00:51:16.739 --> 00:51:20.375
It-it's the guitar,
it has to gently weep more.
00:51:22.779 --> 00:51:24.712
That's it!
That's my baby!
00:51:24.714 --> 00:51:27.382
- Yes! Yes!
- Yeah? Good.
00:51:27.384 --> 00:51:30.384
♪ I'm gonna sing
this summer song ♪
00:51:30.386 --> 00:51:34.021
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
00:51:34.023 --> 00:51:37.425
♪ I'm gonna sing
all summer long. ♪
00:51:37.427 --> 00:51:40.527
- Okay. The first one...
- "Here Comes the Sun."
00:51:40.529 --> 00:51:42.663
Is... Yeah, yeah.
That's amazing.
00:51:42.665 --> 00:51:44.431
Whoo.
00:51:44.433 --> 00:51:46.367
- And the second one...
- My personal favorite.
00:51:46.369 --> 00:51:48.770
- "The Summer Song."
- "The Summer Song."
00:51:48.772 --> 00:51:50.304
That is...
00:51:50.306 --> 00:51:54.009
it's simple without
being charming.
00:51:54.011 --> 00:51:55.809
I'm struggling
to find the words.
00:51:55.811 --> 00:51:57.878
I hated it, but n...
00:51:57.880 --> 00:52:01.715
I wasn't interested in it
enough to listen to it again
00:52:01.717 --> 00:52:03.353
to find out why.
00:52:04.987 --> 00:52:07.721
Yeah, bin it.
00:52:07.723 --> 00:52:10.692
Yeah. Reject.
00:52:10.694 --> 00:52:12.393
Thank you, Rocky.
00:52:12.395 --> 00:52:14.295
Times like this, I wish
00:52:14.297 --> 00:52:15.563
I hadn't given up smoking.
00:52:15.565 --> 00:52:18.833
I could just murder
a cigarette.
00:52:18.835 --> 00:52:20.902
Yeah.
00:52:20.904 --> 00:52:22.806
What's a "cigarette"?
00:52:24.907 --> 00:52:27.244
What?
00:52:36.752 --> 00:52:38.989
Wow.
00:52:43.025 --> 00:52:46.895
Uh... oh, yes, Jack,
this is Hilary.
00:52:46.897 --> 00:52:49.331
She's gonna be working
with you on your image.
00:52:49.333 --> 00:52:51.032
Do I have to have an image?
00:52:51.034 --> 00:52:52.766
Well, if you don't
have an image,
00:52:52.768 --> 00:52:56.538
- then the lack of image becomes an image.
- Right.
00:52:56.540 --> 00:52:58.373
And the music sounds so joyful.
00:52:58.375 --> 00:53:01.076
It'd be a shame to let it down
by you being so...
00:53:01.078 --> 00:53:03.978
- off-putting.
- Mm-hmm.
00:53:03.980 --> 00:53:06.614
I can see how you two
might be friends.
00:53:07.951 --> 00:53:09.516
Yeah, yeah.
00:53:09.518 --> 00:53:10.918
So, here...
Okay, here's the plan.
00:53:10.920 --> 00:53:13.054
We're gonna take
the five best songs,
00:53:13.056 --> 00:53:15.790
we'll put them online, right?
00:53:15.792 --> 00:53:18.592
No visuals, just the music.
00:53:18.594 --> 00:53:21.061
The enigma of Jack Malik.
00:53:21.063 --> 00:53:24.099
And then,
we wait until we've...
00:53:24.101 --> 00:53:26.101
fixed all of this,
00:53:26.103 --> 00:53:27.668
and we release
00:53:27.670 --> 00:53:29.737
an astonishing,
00:53:29.739 --> 00:53:35.576
era-defining double album that
changes popular music forever.
00:53:36.980 --> 00:53:42.083
♪ Boy, you're gonna
carry that weight ♪
00:53:42.085 --> 00:53:46.324
♪ Carry that weight
a long time ♪
00:53:47.958 --> 00:53:53.895
♪ Boy, you're gonna
carry that weight ♪
00:53:53.897 --> 00:53:58.900
♪ Carry that weight
a long time ♪
00:54:04.040 --> 00:54:05.806
# JackMalik.
00:54:05.808 --> 00:54:07.509
# SheLovesYou.
00:54:07.511 --> 00:54:09.911
I always knew he was a star,
right from the start.
00:54:09.913 --> 00:54:12.447
We were very much neck and neck
in the earlier days.
00:54:12.449 --> 00:54:14.081
We were both entertainers.
00:54:14.083 --> 00:54:17.184
"Yesterday."
00:54:17.186 --> 00:54:18.688
Me say more fans.
Me say Jacko!
00:54:19.889 --> 00:54:21.889
The producer of the now-famous
"Warehouse Tapes," Gavin.
00:54:21.891 --> 00:54:24.192
Absolutely and utterly the,
the best moment of my life.
00:54:24.194 --> 00:54:26.694
Basically,
we seem to be talking
00:54:26.696 --> 00:54:28.896
about the Shakespeare
of pop music.
00:54:28.898 --> 00:54:30.498
These songs,
there's only five of them,
00:54:30.500 --> 00:54:31.498
but they break new ground.
We've never heard
00:54:31.500 --> 00:54:32.666
anything like this before.
00:54:32.668 --> 00:54:33.835
- We want more.
- But we definitely need to hear more.
00:54:33.837 --> 00:54:36.574
- More songs. More, more...
- Write more new songs, Jack.
00:54:37.840 --> 00:54:40.007
The best
album ever. No question.
00:54:44.080 --> 00:54:47.181
♪ Eleanor Rigby,
sits in the church ♪
00:54:47.183 --> 00:54:51.018
♪ In the night
where the wedding has been... ♪
00:54:51.020 --> 00:54:52.554
No.
00:54:52.556 --> 00:54:53.724
♪ Look at her working ♪
00:54:54.790 --> 00:54:57.558
♪ Darning her socks
in the night when the... ♪
00:54:57.560 --> 00:54:59.126
There's rice in there,
somewhere.
00:54:59.128 --> 00:55:00.795
Picks up the rice, picks up
the rice, picks up the rice.
00:55:00.797 --> 00:55:02.096
♪ Picks up the rice
in the church ♪
00:55:02.098 --> 00:55:04.132
♪ Where a wedding has been ♪
00:55:04.134 --> 00:55:05.436
♪ Lives in a dream ♪
00:55:06.436 --> 00:55:08.181
Where does she
darn the bloody socks?
00:55:08.205 --> 00:55:09.485
Father McKenzie,
Father McKenzie!
00:55:09.973 --> 00:55:12.507
♪ Father McKenzie, darning
his socks in the night ♪
00:55:12.509 --> 00:55:13.541
♪ Darning his socks...
Dar... ♪
00:55:13.543 --> 00:55:15.576
Oh, God.
00:55:15.578 --> 00:55:17.779
When are we gonna get to
"all the lonely people"?
00:55:17.781 --> 00:55:19.079
♪ All the lonely people ♪
00:55:19.081 --> 00:55:21.815
♪ Where do they all c... ♪
00:55:26.223 --> 00:55:29.590
I need to go to Liverpool
as soon as possible.
00:55:29.592 --> 00:55:32.059
I think it could be inspiring.
00:55:32.061 --> 00:55:34.628
Do you want me to tell you
the name of 50 places on Earth
00:55:34.630 --> 00:55:37.130
more inspiring than Liverpool?
00:55:37.132 --> 00:55:39.500
- Starting with Shitsville, USA.
- No, thank you.
00:55:39.502 --> 00:55:40.902
Would you like me to tell you
00:55:40.904 --> 00:55:43.237
the reasons that you can't go
next week?
00:55:43.239 --> 00:55:46.206
Like having lunch with Ernesto,
the head of Universal Music,
00:55:46.208 --> 00:55:47.741
on whom your life depends.
00:55:47.743 --> 00:55:49.811
Like actually
finishing the damn album.
00:55:49.813 --> 00:55:51.813
Like picking the damn name
for the damn album.
00:55:51.815 --> 00:55:53.681
Like doing the damn videos
for the damn album, damn it.
00:55:53.683 --> 00:55:55.750
Okay, I will be back
by Saturday.
00:55:55.752 --> 00:55:57.585
Friday!
00:55:57.587 --> 00:56:02.290
Friday is you on The Late Late
Show with James Corden.
00:56:02.292 --> 00:56:05.559
And Saturday is the Major
Marketing Meeting of Meetings.
00:56:05.561 --> 00:56:07.161
Friday, you are presented
to the world.
00:56:07.163 --> 00:56:09.898
Saturday, you are crowned.
00:56:09.900 --> 00:56:11.599
Okay, Friday.
00:56:11.601 --> 00:56:13.601
Is it actually called
"the Major Marketing Meeting
00:56:13.603 --> 00:56:15.904
- of Meetings"?
- Yes, it's actually called that.
00:56:15.906 --> 00:56:17.639
Yes.
00:56:17.641 --> 00:56:20.108
What does Liverpool have
that L.A. doesn't?
00:56:20.110 --> 00:56:24.846
Mo Salah, Cilla Black,
mushy peas, rain.
00:56:24.848 --> 00:56:28.583
Home sweet home.
00:56:28.585 --> 00:56:29.851
Rocky, you're not
from Liverpool, mate.
00:56:29.853 --> 00:56:31.018
Nope. Never been here before.
00:56:31.020 --> 00:56:32.052
Hey, Jack, Jack!
00:56:33.589 --> 00:56:35.223
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
00:56:35.225 --> 00:56:37.324
Jack!
00:56:37.326 --> 00:56:39.192
H-How did they know
we were here?
00:56:39.194 --> 00:56:42.096
- In, in, in. Drive, drive!
- Come on.
00:56:42.098 --> 00:56:43.864
Oh, my God, it's...
00:56:43.866 --> 00:56:46.768
- Wait, Jack!
- Why won't you stop, mate?
00:56:49.973 --> 00:56:53.576
There you go, guys,
Strawberry Field.
00:57:07.290 --> 00:57:10.991
♪ Let me take you down ♪
00:57:10.993 --> 00:57:13.962
♪ Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. ♪
00:57:13.964 --> 00:57:15.663
Now we're at Penny Lane.
00:57:15.665 --> 00:57:17.764
What distinguishes it
from any other lane?
00:57:17.766 --> 00:57:19.833
Just show some respect.
00:57:19.835 --> 00:57:21.335
For what, exactly?
00:57:21.337 --> 00:57:23.337
"Also Eleanor Rigby,
00:57:23.339 --> 00:57:26.139
- the beloved wife of Thomas Woods."
- Yeah?
00:57:26.141 --> 00:57:29.210
Friend? Relative? Wh...
00:57:29.212 --> 00:57:31.045
♪ Eleanor Rigby... ♪
00:57:31.047 --> 00:57:32.346
I always liked graveyards.
00:57:32.348 --> 00:57:34.315
Lost my virginity in one,
actually.
00:57:34.317 --> 00:57:36.918
♪ All the lonely people ♪
00:57:36.920 --> 00:57:39.087
♪ Where do they all belong? ♪
00:57:39.089 --> 00:57:40.822
♪ Eleanor Rigby ♪
00:57:40.824 --> 00:57:42.023
♪ Picks up the rice
in the church ♪
00:57:42.025 --> 00:57:43.257
♪ Where the wedding has been ♪
00:57:43.259 --> 00:57:44.625
Yes!
00:57:44.627 --> 00:57:45.893
♪ Lives in a dream ♪
00:57:45.895 --> 00:57:48.161
♪ Father McKenzie,
writing the words ♪
00:57:48.163 --> 00:57:50.398
♪ Of a sermon
that no one will hear ♪
00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:52.967
♪ No one comes near ♪
00:57:52.969 --> 00:57:55.936
Oh, come on, he's on fire!
00:57:55.938 --> 00:57:57.170
Fireman!
00:57:57.172 --> 00:57:59.072
There's a fireman
in "Penny Lane."
00:57:59.074 --> 00:58:00.308
Jesus!
00:58:00.310 --> 00:58:03.645
What?
00:58:03.647 --> 00:58:05.813
- What?
- I'm sorry to disturb you, but you've got
00:58:05.815 --> 00:58:07.751
- someone downstairs for you.
- What, really?
00:58:13.123 --> 00:58:15.790
What are you doing here?
00:58:15.792 --> 00:58:18.759
I was just passing by.
00:58:18.761 --> 00:58:20.661
You live 370 miles away.
00:58:20.663 --> 00:58:22.396
Yeah, you're right. Um...
00:58:22.398 --> 00:58:23.734
I just...
00:58:24.768 --> 00:58:26.568
I just, I thought it might
be nice to see you.
00:58:26.869 --> 00:58:28.703
- What are you doing here?
- Um...
00:58:28.705 --> 00:58:29.773
well, it's research.
00:58:30.739 --> 00:58:32.706
It's, like,
a music industry thing. Yeah.
00:58:32.708 --> 00:58:34.007
This is so great.
00:58:34.009 --> 00:58:36.376
Um...
00:58:37.746 --> 00:58:39.246
Are you hungry?
00:58:39.248 --> 00:58:40.947
- As a big horse.
- Okay.
00:58:40.949 --> 00:58:42.784
Oh, it feels like
you've been gone forever.
00:58:42.786 --> 00:58:44.085
How are Nick and Carol?
00:58:44.087 --> 00:58:46.054
- Very unhappy.
- Excellent.
00:58:46.056 --> 00:58:48.456
I wouldn't know how to relate
to 'em if they actually got on.
00:58:54.697 --> 00:58:55.965
I miss you.
00:58:58.067 --> 00:59:01.001
I miss you.
00:59:03.105 --> 00:59:04.871
Yes.
00:59:04.873 --> 00:59:08.009
I am gonna have fish and chips.
00:59:08.011 --> 00:59:09.079
But I'm on a diet.
00:59:10.045 --> 00:59:11.846
So, salad instead of the fries.
00:59:11.848 --> 00:59:14.081
I'll have the grilled salmon,
and again,
00:59:14.083 --> 00:59:15.416
with a salad, no fries.
00:59:15.418 --> 00:59:16.717
Anything else?
00:59:16.719 --> 00:59:18.186
Maybe just a side of fries.
00:59:18.188 --> 00:59:20.721
- Yeah, make that two. And lots more beers.
- Thanks.
00:59:20.723 --> 00:59:22.389
I guess the girls are falling
over themselves
00:59:22.391 --> 00:59:24.092
to sleep with you,
now you're a famous musician?
00:59:24.094 --> 00:59:27.128
I'm not famous. And no, not yet.
00:59:27.130 --> 00:59:29.262
Although there was one Russian.
00:59:29.264 --> 00:59:31.232
That's nice.
Was she stocky?
00:59:31.234 --> 00:59:33.333
Fairly stocky, yeah.
00:59:33.335 --> 00:59:35.503
- Bar's closing. Can I get you anything else?
- No, thanks.
00:59:35.505 --> 00:59:36.904
Maybe just a couple
of brandies.
00:59:36.906 --> 00:59:38.505
And lots of chocolates.
00:59:38.507 --> 00:59:40.007
What are we gonna do
when they throw us out?
00:59:40.009 --> 00:59:42.976
I was thinking...
lots of ketamine.
00:59:42.978 --> 00:59:45.145
- Mmm.
- And then, wandering the streets
00:59:45.147 --> 00:59:47.849
of Liverpool, singing songs
we don't know the lyrics of.
00:59:47.851 --> 00:59:50.851
Very loudly.
00:59:50.853 --> 00:59:52.853
You've changed.
00:59:55.458 --> 00:59:58.860
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪
01:00:16.078 --> 01:00:17.214
Hello?
01:00:21.250 --> 01:00:23.884
Whoo!
01:00:23.886 --> 01:00:25.253
So, where's your room?
01:00:25.255 --> 01:00:27.424
Oh, definitely,
definitely not on this floor.
01:00:29.558 --> 01:00:31.558
Do-na-noo-na-noo-na.
01:00:31.560 --> 01:00:33.795
- Da-na-na-do...
- Do-na-noo-na.
01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:40.000
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
01:00:40.002 --> 01:00:42.438
Hmm.
01:00:47.210 --> 01:00:49.480
- Long pause.
- Yeah.
01:00:51.581 --> 01:00:54.348
Have I messed up massively?
01:00:54.350 --> 01:00:55.817
- Meaning what?
- Going away, and...
01:00:55.819 --> 01:00:58.251
Oh, no. God, no.
01:00:58.253 --> 01:01:00.887
What was the alternative?
01:01:00.889 --> 01:01:03.324
This is the most wonderful
01:01:03.326 --> 01:01:05.226
and exciting thing
in the world.
01:01:09.833 --> 01:01:12.269
Can I maybe
turn out the light?
01:01:14.337 --> 01:01:16.773
Maybe.
01:01:45.268 --> 01:01:47.134
Mistake?
01:01:47.136 --> 01:01:48.938
Probably.
01:01:59.348 --> 01:02:02.083
Oh, my God, you just...
you touched my bottom.
01:02:02.085 --> 01:02:04.951
You've never done that before.
01:02:04.953 --> 01:02:06.286
Well, I imagine
we're gonna have to do
01:02:06.288 --> 01:02:07.991
a lot of things
we've never done before.
01:02:10.592 --> 01:02:12.592
Are you sure?
01:02:12.594 --> 01:02:15.496
- And what about you?
- I asked first.
01:02:15.498 --> 01:02:17.501
I really don't know.
01:02:33.215 --> 01:02:36.317
Oh, okay.
01:02:36.319 --> 01:02:38.219
So, maybe no.
01:02:38.221 --> 01:02:39.387
No?
01:02:39.389 --> 01:02:41.154
Um...
01:02:41.156 --> 01:02:43.291
It's certainly not a mistake
coming up to Liverpool.
01:02:43.293 --> 01:02:46.126
Certainly, um,
a lovely evening.
01:02:46.128 --> 01:02:47.929
But I think, probably, it's...
01:02:47.931 --> 01:02:51.465
- it's a mistake to go further.
- Okay.
01:02:51.467 --> 01:02:54.134
I have a room of my own and...
01:02:54.136 --> 01:02:56.270
and I think, um...
01:02:56.272 --> 01:02:59.340
a one-night stand would be...
01:02:59.342 --> 01:03:02.543
a strange new column
for me to be in, Jack.
01:03:02.545 --> 01:03:05.579
Maybe it, it wouldn't be
a one-night stand.
01:03:05.581 --> 01:03:07.348
Well, when are you going back
to America?
01:03:07.350 --> 01:03:09.616
- Tomorrow.
- So that's one night.
01:03:09.618 --> 01:03:12.652
It's the dictionary definition
of a one-night stand and...
01:03:12.654 --> 01:03:16.123
it's not for me.
01:03:30.272 --> 01:03:32.608
♪ I said maybe ♪
01:03:34.543 --> 01:03:38.447
♪ You're gonna be the one
that saves me ♪
01:03:39.514 --> 01:03:44.117
♪ And after all ♪
01:03:44.119 --> 01:03:48.054
♪ You're my wonderwall... ♪
01:03:52.761 --> 01:03:54.094
Rocky!
01:03:54.096 --> 01:03:56.262
Rocky! Get up.
01:03:56.264 --> 01:03:57.598
- Let's go!
- What? What? What?
01:03:57.600 --> 01:03:59.132
We've gotta find Ellie!
01:03:59.134 --> 01:04:00.500
- I know where she is.
- Where?
01:04:00.502 --> 01:04:02.036
- In Suffolk, mate.
- No, she's not,
01:04:02.038 --> 01:04:04.237
- she's in Liverpool, you numpty.
- Really?
01:04:04.239 --> 01:04:05.405
That's a coincidence.
01:04:05.407 --> 01:04:07.440
Uh, we...
01:04:07.442 --> 01:04:09.076
You have got a guest,
Ellie Appleton.
01:04:09.078 --> 01:04:11.478
Oh, yeah, we just ordered her
01:04:11.480 --> 01:04:13.014
a taxi to the station.
01:04:13.016 --> 01:04:14.215
Oh, Christ.
01:04:14.217 --> 01:04:16.116
Uh, thank you very much.
01:04:19.422 --> 01:04:21.389
Okay. No, no, no. Okay.
01:04:21.391 --> 01:04:23.456
Double our chances... you go
that way, I'll go this way.
01:04:23.458 --> 01:04:25.462
- Whoever gets there first, stops her.
- Okay.
01:04:32.134 --> 01:04:35.136
- Oh, there you are.
- It's that way. It's that way.
01:04:39.409 --> 01:04:41.108
I'm dying.
01:04:41.110 --> 01:04:42.710
- Ellie. Elle.
- Oh, my God.
01:04:42.712 --> 01:04:44.110
I hope she's worth it, mate.
01:04:44.112 --> 01:04:47.213
Where's the...?
01:04:47.215 --> 01:04:48.815
D-Does anyone know
what platform goes to London?
01:04:48.817 --> 01:04:50.186
- Six. - Six.
- Eight.
01:04:51.253 --> 01:04:52.764
- No, it's definitely six.
- Oh, yeah, no, it's six.
01:04:52.788 --> 01:04:53.868
It's definitely six. Sorry.
01:04:55.190 --> 01:04:57.358
Yes, yes, yes!
01:04:57.360 --> 01:05:00.226
No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:05:00.228 --> 01:05:04.532
No. No.
01:05:06.569 --> 01:05:08.268
Come on, pick up.
Pick up.
01:05:08.270 --> 01:05:11.304
- Hello?
- Hi, yes.
01:05:11.306 --> 01:05:12.806
I-I came after you,
01:05:12.808 --> 01:05:14.775
but I missed the train.
01:05:14.777 --> 01:05:16.444
I'm sorry.
01:05:16.446 --> 01:05:18.512
- We need to talk.
- Let's talk.
01:05:18.514 --> 01:05:21.114
- Where are you?
- Right behind you.
01:05:21.116 --> 01:05:22.148
Having a cheese
and tomato baguette
01:05:22.150 --> 01:05:23.150
and a packet of crisps.
01:05:29.157 --> 01:05:30.791
Jack, would it, would it be
01:05:30.793 --> 01:05:32.460
annoying of me to point out
we should be
01:05:32.462 --> 01:05:33.828
- heading for the airport?
- How long have we got?
01:05:33.830 --> 01:05:35.632
Well, in real terms,
minus an hour.
01:05:39.435 --> 01:05:42.369
Okay.
01:05:42.371 --> 01:05:44.337
Rocky, this is completely not
a conversation you're part of.
01:05:44.339 --> 01:05:45.405
- No, of course it's not.
- Yeah.
01:05:45.407 --> 01:05:46.407
No, deeply private.
01:05:47.243 --> 01:05:48.708
With your future happiness
at stake.
01:05:48.710 --> 01:05:50.311
Right, did you two
sleep together last night?
01:05:50.313 --> 01:05:52.112
- No.
- No. - What a waste.
01:05:52.114 --> 01:05:53.646
Anyway, I'll keep an eye
on the clock.
01:05:53.648 --> 01:05:55.618
You've got precisely
four minutes.
01:05:58.721 --> 01:06:01.788
- So...
- So... -
01:06:01.790 --> 01:06:03.791
Um...
01:06:03.793 --> 01:06:05.492
it's about last night.
01:06:05.494 --> 01:06:08.362
What about it?
01:06:08.364 --> 01:06:10.697
Well, it was almost
quite a moment.
01:06:10.699 --> 01:06:12.766
And I woke up, and I panicked.
And I wanted to talk.
01:06:12.768 --> 01:06:15.436
Okay, then talk.
01:06:15.438 --> 01:06:17.438
Right.
01:06:17.440 --> 01:06:20.608
So, um...
01:06:20.610 --> 01:06:23.878
N...
'cause we...
01:06:23.880 --> 01:06:25.512
And how do you think
it's going so far?
01:06:25.514 --> 01:06:26.514
It's not great, but...
01:06:26.516 --> 01:06:29.583
No, no, let me try and help.
01:06:29.585 --> 01:06:33.454
You've had 20 years
to make your move.
01:06:33.456 --> 01:06:37.291
Well, I couldn't exactly make
my move when I was seven.
01:06:37.293 --> 01:06:40.226
Then you've had ten years.
01:06:40.228 --> 01:06:43.329
Right. Well, we've always been
like brother and sister.
01:06:43.331 --> 01:06:47.300
It's very bad indeed for...
01:06:47.302 --> 01:06:49.302
for brothers and sisters
to have sex.
01:06:49.304 --> 01:06:50.804
- Except that we're not brother and sister.
- No, exactly.
01:06:50.806 --> 01:06:52.672
- Right, but...
- No, so...
01:06:52.674 --> 01:06:55.942
I've been waiting half my life
01:06:55.944 --> 01:06:58.214
for you to wake up and love me.
01:07:01.683 --> 01:07:04.384
Having loved you
for half a lifetime,
01:07:04.386 --> 01:07:05.719
I realized when you left,
01:07:05.721 --> 01:07:07.621
that I had made a bad choice
doing that.
01:07:09.592 --> 01:07:11.257
And now, it's got
even trickier because...
01:07:11.259 --> 01:07:13.793
if...
01:07:13.795 --> 01:07:15.795
When you were playing in pubs,
we were the perfect match.
01:07:15.797 --> 01:07:17.665
But now...
01:07:17.667 --> 01:07:19.833
I-I...
01:07:19.835 --> 01:07:22.636
I'm an actual schoolteacher
in actual Lowestoft,
01:07:22.638 --> 01:07:25.505
and you're the world's greatest
singer-songwriter.
01:07:25.507 --> 01:07:27.708
- No, I'm not.
- Except that you probably are.
01:07:27.710 --> 01:07:30.210
Okay. Two minutes, ladies
and gentlemen, two minutes.
01:07:30.212 --> 01:07:32.947
Also, um...
Debra's on my phone for you.
01:07:32.949 --> 01:07:34.648
Apparently, she's having dinner
with the head of the label
01:07:34.650 --> 01:07:35.916
and you're meant to be
FaceTiming in, so...
01:07:35.918 --> 01:07:36.916
Just go away, Rocky.
01:07:36.918 --> 01:07:38.485
Okay. One minute, 53.
01:07:38.487 --> 01:07:39.789
In the end, to you,
01:07:40.989 --> 01:07:43.757
I'll always, really, just be
Ellie with the frizzy hair.
01:07:43.759 --> 01:07:46.626
And Ellie from
the "Fun chum" column.
01:07:46.628 --> 01:07:49.630
Ellie, who, for reasons
no one understands,
01:07:49.632 --> 01:07:53.467
drives you around in her car.
01:07:53.469 --> 01:07:55.636
So, just go and please
just catch your plane.
01:07:56.938 --> 01:07:59.907
We haven't finished
the conversation.
01:07:59.909 --> 01:08:03.009
Well, um, we have.
01:08:03.011 --> 01:08:05.779
We have.
01:08:05.781 --> 01:08:07.848
Unless...
01:08:07.850 --> 01:08:10.951
in Liverpool Lime Street at...
01:08:10.953 --> 01:08:14.355
11:14 on a Friday...
01:08:14.357 --> 01:08:17.893
unless you choose to stay.
01:08:25.468 --> 01:08:27.400
Jack.
01:08:27.402 --> 01:08:29.636
Jack. You have to
get on the plane.
01:08:29.638 --> 01:08:32.573
- What are you still doing in Liverpool?
- I can't stay today.
01:08:32.575 --> 01:08:34.774
I've gotta do
The Late Late Show tomorrow,
01:08:34.776 --> 01:08:36.676
and I've gotta do the
Marketing Meeting of Meetings
01:08:36.678 --> 01:08:39.813
- and, oh, it's ridiculous...
- And that was your chance.
01:08:39.815 --> 01:08:41.782
Now, quick, go.
01:08:41.784 --> 01:08:43.253
Please, leave.
01:08:44.419 --> 01:08:46.619
- Sorry.
- Hey, do you mind if I nick a couple of crisps
01:08:46.722 --> 01:08:48.800
- for the journey?
- Look, I want you to be happy and,
01:08:48.824 --> 01:08:51.558
and to make marvelous music.
I always have.
01:08:51.560 --> 01:08:53.493
- No, not all the crisps!
- Okay.
01:08:53.495 --> 01:08:54.961
Just go, go, go, go, go.
01:08:54.963 --> 01:08:57.797
Your, your future is
o-out the door and to the left.
01:08:57.799 --> 01:08:59.535
A taxi rank.
01:09:05.540 --> 01:09:06.974
I'm sorry.
01:09:06.976 --> 01:09:09.012
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm so...
01:09:22.458 --> 01:09:24.692
Okay. Welcome to the Major
01:09:24.694 --> 01:09:26.726
Marketing Meeting of Meetings.
01:09:26.728 --> 01:09:30.564
So amazing to have Jack himself
right here in the building.
01:09:30.566 --> 01:09:32.269
Give it up for Jack, y'all.
01:09:36.472 --> 01:09:39.506
Now, uh, Jack, I,
01:09:39.508 --> 01:09:41.809
I do believe I speak for
everyone in attendance today
01:09:41.811 --> 01:09:43.844
when I say...
01:09:43.846 --> 01:09:47.081
- it is the climax of our careers...
- Yes!
01:09:47.083 --> 01:09:50.783
...to be working on this
mind-bending album with you.
01:09:50.785 --> 01:09:52.452
Give it up, y'all.
01:09:54.123 --> 01:09:56.422
Yeah!
01:09:56.424 --> 01:09:58.591
You, you don't have to clap
every time.
01:09:58.593 --> 01:09:59.760
But thanks very much.
01:09:59.762 --> 01:10:01.362
Mr. Modesty!
01:10:01.364 --> 01:10:03.663
- Give it up for modesty!
- No, seriously, d...
01:10:03.665 --> 01:10:06.100
That's what he does
right off the top.
01:10:06.102 --> 01:10:08.935
Now, as you all know,
the songs we released online
01:10:08.937 --> 01:10:12.005
have created
unprecedented excitement.
01:10:12.007 --> 01:10:13.073
Yes.
01:10:13.075 --> 01:10:14.808
- Yes.
- No.
01:10:14.810 --> 01:10:16.476
So, now upon us falls
01:10:16.478 --> 01:10:20.046
the mighty task of packaging
everything together
01:10:20.048 --> 01:10:23.783
into one single,
irresistible album.
01:10:23.785 --> 01:10:26.686
Now, Jack came up with some
title suggestions himself
01:10:26.688 --> 01:10:30.556
and, uh,
we worked on some of those.
01:10:30.558 --> 01:10:32.559
You know, I especially
got a kick out of
01:10:32.561 --> 01:10:35.996
Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band.
01:10:35.998 --> 01:10:37.797
Yeah, that's...
01:10:37.799 --> 01:10:39.533
It's okay to laugh,
'cause it's funny.
01:10:39.535 --> 01:10:42.935
It is. It's, uh,
a lot of words, Jack.
01:10:42.937 --> 01:10:46.038
But ultimately, in the end,
we just felt it was, uh,
01:10:46.040 --> 01:10:48.175
uh, too confusing, right?
01:10:48.177 --> 01:10:49.943
Too confusing. And, uh,
01:10:49.945 --> 01:10:54.747
The White Album
has some diversity issues.
01:10:54.749 --> 01:10:56.417
How?
01:10:56.419 --> 01:10:59.552
That's a lot of white, Jack.
01:10:59.554 --> 01:11:02.723
And I know you were
pretty enthusiastic
01:11:02.725 --> 01:11:05.525
about Abbey Road.
I gotta say,
01:11:05.527 --> 01:11:07.161
it didn't have a lot
going for it...
01:11:07.163 --> 01:11:08.796
if I can put it to you
like that.
01:11:08.798 --> 01:11:11.030
Uh, it's just a road,
with a bunch of people
01:11:11.032 --> 01:11:13.033
driving down the wrong side
of the street.
01:11:14.169 --> 01:11:15.689
That's not exactly
what I meant, but...
01:11:16.804 --> 01:11:17.738
But we've been developing
some ideas of our own, now.
01:11:17.740 --> 01:11:18.838
You know, we weren't just
sitting around.
01:11:18.840 --> 01:11:22.576
We focused on the one thing
that makes this man here
01:11:22.578 --> 01:11:26.613
unlike anyone else in the
entire world of music today.
01:11:26.615 --> 01:11:30.184
No collaborators, no cowriters,
no samples, no steals, hmm?
01:11:30.186 --> 01:11:32.752
No "featuring Cardi B,"
01:11:32.754 --> 01:11:36.189
no "featuring Bieber."
01:11:36.191 --> 01:11:39.993
Just the simple, pure genius...
01:11:39.995 --> 01:11:41.627
of One Man Only.
01:11:41.629 --> 01:11:43.831
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
01:11:43.833 --> 01:11:48.601
And, as a second wave,
because of the miracle
01:11:48.603 --> 01:11:51.604
that is One Man Only,
it's just this.
01:11:51.606 --> 01:11:54.207
Just this.
01:11:54.209 --> 01:11:56.476
Mmm, mmm. I know.
01:11:56.478 --> 01:11:57.610
I know.
01:11:57.612 --> 01:12:00.980
So, let Operation Jack begin!
01:12:00.982 --> 01:12:02.216
Each week, a new song online.
01:12:02.218 --> 01:12:03.917
Each week, a new TV show.
01:12:03.919 --> 01:12:06.019
We start with Corden,
then we move to Kimmel,
01:12:06.021 --> 01:12:07.820
then Fallon, then Colbert
01:12:07.822 --> 01:12:11.190
and then Thursday Night Live!
01:12:11.192 --> 01:12:12.658
Whoo!
01:12:12.660 --> 01:12:14.961
Song, song, song.
Show, show, show.
01:12:14.963 --> 01:12:16.662
Boom, bang, bazillions.
01:12:16.664 --> 01:12:18.698
Now, let's go make
so much money that,
01:12:18.700 --> 01:12:21.001
by this time next Christmas,
we are wiping our asses
01:12:21.003 --> 01:12:23.069
with solid-gold toilet paper.
01:12:23.071 --> 01:12:24.837
Ladies
and gentlemen, please welcome,
01:12:24.839 --> 01:12:28.074
the one, the only, Mr. Jack Malik!
01:12:28.076 --> 01:12:30.711
Jack, I'm such a fan.
It's great to meet you.
01:12:30.713 --> 01:12:32.746
Thank you for being here.
01:12:32.748 --> 01:12:34.046
The songs of yours
that I've heard, they are,
01:12:34.048 --> 01:12:35.748
they're amazing.
01:12:35.750 --> 01:12:37.818
What's life like for you
at the moment right now?
01:12:37.820 --> 01:12:40.119
I mean, the expectation
for the album
01:12:40.121 --> 01:12:42.055
is just rising
to insane levels, isn't it?
01:12:42.057 --> 01:12:44.091
Yeah, well, they're...
they're insane to me.
01:12:44.093 --> 01:12:46.827
I mean, who here's excited
about this album?
01:12:46.829 --> 01:12:48.095
Listen to that.
01:12:48.097 --> 01:12:51.797
In this age of,
sometimes, 16 people
01:12:51.799 --> 01:12:54.801
writing on one song,
suddenly, here's a guy,
01:12:54.803 --> 01:12:59.973
him and a guitar, and he writes
everything himself, on his own.
01:12:59.975 --> 01:13:02.015
Yeah. I mean... Well, you know,
that's how it always
01:13:02.410 --> 01:13:04.323
used to be, though, with,
uh, with, like, James Taylor
01:13:04.347 --> 01:13:05.711
or Stevie Wonder,
Bruce Springsteen.
01:13:05.713 --> 01:13:07.146
So I don't think
it's that exceptional.
01:13:07.148 --> 01:13:08.247
But is it just you?
01:13:08.249 --> 01:13:11.984
Well, yes.
01:13:11.986 --> 01:13:15.188
But is it?
01:13:15.190 --> 01:13:17.090
Well, y-yes.
01:13:17.092 --> 01:13:19.025
- Yes, it is.
- Excellent.
01:13:19.027 --> 01:13:20.993
Because as chance would
have it, a-and do forgive me,
01:13:20.995 --> 01:13:24.297
because we-we love a surprise
on this show.
01:13:24.299 --> 01:13:26.065
As chance would
darn well have it,
01:13:26.067 --> 01:13:29.670
I've got two men backstage
01:13:29.672 --> 01:13:31.171
who claim that the songs
are theirs.
01:13:33.008 --> 01:13:35.975
In fact, they say that all
of your tunes
01:13:35.977 --> 01:13:41.280
are the work of their band,
The Beatles.
01:13:43.285 --> 01:13:45.318
I d... I don't know...
01:13:45.320 --> 01:13:47.988
I don't...
01:13:47.990 --> 01:13:51.190
Well, let's see how this
plays out, shall we?
01:13:51.192 --> 01:13:52.592
Ladies and gentlemen,
all the way
01:13:52.594 --> 01:13:54.060
from Liverpool, England,
please welcome,
01:13:54.062 --> 01:13:56.762
Mr. Paul McCartney
and Mr. Ringo Starr!
01:14:04.639 --> 01:14:09.275
♪ Na, na-na, na-na-na-na ♪
01:14:09.277 --> 01:14:12.679
♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
01:14:12.681 --> 01:14:15.849
♪ Hey, Jude. ♪
01:14:15.851 --> 01:14:17.650
Hey.
01:14:17.652 --> 01:14:20.186
Bang me backwards over a Buick.
01:14:20.188 --> 01:14:23.657
It's gonna be the greatest
album of all time.
01:14:23.659 --> 01:14:25.324
It's really incredible, man.
01:14:25.326 --> 01:14:27.027
- Hey, Ed.
- How you doing? Um, I'm just in town for a couple
01:14:27.029 --> 01:14:29.930
of days. I thought I'd come
and see the genius at work.
01:14:29.932 --> 01:14:32.099
I'm just trying to
work out your process.
01:14:32.101 --> 01:14:33.399
Is it music first
or lyrics first?
01:14:33.401 --> 01:14:34.467
Um, it varies.
01:14:34.469 --> 01:14:36.970
But, like, with this song,
for instance, the, um,
01:14:36.972 --> 01:14:38.404
the-the "Hey Jude" one
01:14:38.406 --> 01:14:40.640
must have some story behind it.
01:14:40.642 --> 01:14:42.708
Well, yeah.
No, it do... it does.
01:14:42.710 --> 01:14:46.680
So, it was the son
of a friend of mine
01:14:46.682 --> 01:14:48.348
who was having a hard time.
01:14:48.350 --> 01:14:50.751
Um, it, it, it just,
01:14:50.753 --> 01:14:54.624
it came to me as a s...
as a song of comfort.
01:14:57.892 --> 01:14:59.261
I don't believe you.
01:15:00.862 --> 01:15:02.194
What?
01:15:02.196 --> 01:15:05.265
I mean, I just...
I don't believe you.
01:15:05.267 --> 01:15:07.868
- It's one genius idea after the other, you know?
- Oh, right.
01:15:07.870 --> 01:15:09.235
I do have a suggestion, though.
01:15:09.237 --> 01:15:11.304
Um, about the song.
01:15:11.306 --> 01:15:13.806
The-the title, "Hey Jude."
01:15:13.808 --> 01:15:16.743
Jude is just,
it's a bit old-fashioned.
01:15:16.745 --> 01:15:19.246
- That was the kid's name, right?
- What kid?
01:15:19.248 --> 01:15:21.381
- That the song's about.
- Oh, the kid, the kid, the kid.
01:15:21.383 --> 01:15:23.283
Yes, the-the... the sad kid.
01:15:23.285 --> 01:15:26.353
Now, l-let me just
give you this advice, right?
01:15:26.355 --> 01:15:27.953
Song title...
01:15:27.955 --> 01:15:30.157
I won't charge you a penny
for it as well...
01:15:30.159 --> 01:15:33.329
"Hey Dude."
01:15:37.031 --> 01:15:39.332
Um...
01:15:39.334 --> 01:15:40.801
♪ Hey, du... ♪
01:15:40.803 --> 01:15:43.235
"Hey Dude," are you sure?
01:15:43.237 --> 01:15:46.273
He's right. That's...
that's so much better.
01:15:46.275 --> 01:15:48.041
Is he?
01:15:48.043 --> 01:15:49.743
- Is it?
- Yeah, yeah.
01:15:49.745 --> 01:15:53.113
- ♪ Hey, dude, don't make it bad ♪
- Yes. Mm-hmm.
01:15:53.115 --> 01:15:54.413
- Mm-hmm. - This isn't real.
- Definitely gonna be
01:15:54.415 --> 01:15:56.248
one of the best songs
of the generation.
01:15:56.250 --> 01:15:58.385
- ♪ Hey, dude ♪
- Wake up. Wake up, Jack. Wake up.
01:15:58.387 --> 01:15:59.819
♪ Don't make it bad ♪
01:15:59.821 --> 01:16:01.220
♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do ♪
01:16:01.222 --> 01:16:02.488
♪ Dudey-dudey-dudey ♪
01:16:02.490 --> 01:16:05.024
- ♪ Hey, dude ♪ - It's definitely better.
- Jack, Ellie.
01:16:05.026 --> 01:16:06.393
Oh, sorry, guys.
I gotta take this.
01:16:06.395 --> 01:16:07.827
Just give me a minute, Ed.
Sorry.
01:16:07.829 --> 01:16:08.994
- Elle.
- Jack.
01:16:08.996 --> 01:16:10.096
I'm so glad you called.
01:16:10.098 --> 01:16:11.465
I'm not enjoying myself here
at all.
01:16:11.467 --> 01:16:12.498
Oh, right. Well, um...
01:16:12.500 --> 01:16:14.467
I've got two bits of news.
01:16:14.469 --> 01:16:16.002
I'm riveted.
01:16:16.004 --> 01:16:18.738
All right.
Well, the first one...
01:16:18.740 --> 01:16:21.073
- big one.
- Yeah?
01:16:21.075 --> 01:16:23.476
The Pier Hotel.
01:16:23.478 --> 01:16:25.045
What? In Gorleston?
The place that
01:16:25.047 --> 01:16:26.846
closed down rather than
have me play?
01:16:26.848 --> 01:16:28.782
Yes. It's reopening.
01:16:28.784 --> 01:16:29.649
You're bloody kidding.
01:16:29.651 --> 01:16:31.818
I am bloody not.
It's re-bloody opening.
01:16:31.820 --> 01:16:33.153
That's amazing!
01:16:33.155 --> 01:16:34.887
That's huge news!
01:16:34.889 --> 01:16:37.424
That's-that's-that's
ma-bloody-ssive!
01:16:37.426 --> 01:16:39.391
All right, what's the second?
01:16:39.393 --> 01:16:41.827
I mean, it can't be as big.
But tell me anyway.
01:16:41.829 --> 01:16:44.396
Um...
01:16:44.398 --> 01:16:47.000
n-number two is...
01:16:47.002 --> 01:16:49.371
I've been seeing someone.
01:16:51.205 --> 01:16:52.708
Right.
01:16:54.810 --> 01:16:56.542
Do I know him?
01:16:56.544 --> 01:16:59.345
Yeah. It's Gavin.
01:16:59.347 --> 01:17:02.118
I-I didn't want you to find out
from someone else.
01:17:05.320 --> 01:17:07.354
Every day,
01:17:07.356 --> 01:17:09.389
he puts me in the right column.
01:17:09.391 --> 01:17:11.257
Of course.
01:17:11.259 --> 01:17:12.559
The "true love" one.
01:17:12.561 --> 01:17:14.864
Of course.
01:17:16.531 --> 01:17:17.898
I've gotta go.
01:17:17.900 --> 01:17:19.832
Ah, God.
Yeah, course you do.
01:17:19.834 --> 01:17:22.270
Um, okay. Bye. Bye.
01:17:27.810 --> 01:17:31.010
What? What could possibly
be so urgent
01:17:31.012 --> 01:17:33.046
that I can't make
a single phone call?!
01:17:33.048 --> 01:17:35.282
How the hell am I supposed to
get any of the songs right
01:17:35.284 --> 01:17:37.250
if you're just
all clustering me
01:17:37.252 --> 01:17:39.286
and stopping me
from being creative?
01:17:39.288 --> 01:17:42.924
How can I ever be creative
if I'm never ever left alone?!
01:17:45.160 --> 01:17:46.827
Okay.
01:17:46.829 --> 01:17:49.296
We'll leave you alone then,
genius.
01:17:49.298 --> 01:17:51.463
No, I'm not... I'm sorry.
01:17:51.465 --> 01:17:55.435
No, it's g... It's, uh,
it's superstar rights.
01:17:55.437 --> 01:17:58.337
Treat the people that you work
with like shit on your shoes.
01:17:58.339 --> 01:17:59.407
Hmm.
01:18:06.548 --> 01:18:08.113
Ellie told you the news, then?
01:18:08.115 --> 01:18:10.850
- Yeah.
- You know, I never, never understood
01:18:10.852 --> 01:18:12.418
what you didn't see in her.
01:18:12.420 --> 01:18:13.619
I mean, I-if I'd been you,
01:18:13.621 --> 01:18:18.591
twice a day I would have loved
her up like a lusty lion.
01:18:18.593 --> 01:18:20.926
Rocky, if I ask you
to just shut up,
01:18:20.928 --> 01:18:24.396
really, really, really shut up,
would that be okay?
01:18:24.398 --> 01:18:26.166
Right.
01:18:26.168 --> 01:18:29.903
Can I just start again and say,
"Isn't it wonderful news?
01:18:29.905 --> 01:18:32.037
"And I hope they'll be
very happy together
01:18:32.039 --> 01:18:34.174
and have gorgeous kids."
Is that better?
01:18:34.176 --> 01:18:36.042
No. It's worse.
01:18:36.044 --> 01:18:37.644
I have got a third option.
But...
01:18:37.646 --> 01:18:41.046
I'm sorry.
Um, I'm really sorry, everyone.
01:18:41.048 --> 01:18:43.350
I'm just...
01:18:43.352 --> 01:18:45.051
I'm really stressed.
01:18:45.053 --> 01:18:47.420
What was so urgent?
01:18:47.422 --> 01:18:49.655
Oh, um, no, nothing.
01:18:49.657 --> 01:18:52.626
It's just we have to
decide today where and when
01:18:52.628 --> 01:18:54.461
we're going to
launch the album.
01:18:54.463 --> 01:18:58.265
So, nothing big, apart from
probably the biggest decision
01:18:58.267 --> 01:19:00.000
of your stupid life.
01:19:00.002 --> 01:19:02.903
- What?
- You ass.
01:19:02.905 --> 01:19:05.137
I do have one thought.
01:19:05.139 --> 01:19:06.506
And the little town
01:19:06.508 --> 01:19:10.042
of Gorleston has never seen
anything like this before.
01:19:10.044 --> 01:19:14.014
At 3:00 p.m. today, on the
rooftop of the Pier Hotel,
01:19:14.016 --> 01:19:17.583
Jack Malik, local boy
turned pop phenomenon,
01:19:17.585 --> 01:19:21.320
will premiere his highly
anticipated first album.
01:19:21.322 --> 01:19:22.988
And word seems to have got out.
01:19:34.303 --> 01:19:36.002
Can we, uh...?
01:19:36.004 --> 01:19:38.037
Wow. Look at this.
01:19:38.039 --> 01:19:39.204
Look at you.
01:19:39.206 --> 01:19:41.541
Didn't want to disturb.
01:19:41.543 --> 01:19:43.342
Just wanted to, you know...
01:19:43.344 --> 01:19:46.112
Well, it's...
Who'd have thought?
01:19:46.114 --> 01:19:47.314
While we were downstairs
01:19:47.316 --> 01:19:48.648
drinking cider
and eating jelly,
01:19:48.650 --> 01:19:51.984
you were up in your room
writing "She Loves You."
01:19:51.986 --> 01:19:53.219
Well...
01:19:53.221 --> 01:19:55.587
Are you, uh,
you playing our song?
01:19:55.589 --> 01:19:58.123
- Your song?
- "Let It Be."
01:19:58.125 --> 01:19:59.426
Oh, well, we've never forgotten
01:19:59.428 --> 01:20:00.961
we were the first people
to hear it.
01:20:00.963 --> 01:20:03.296
Well, the start of it,
at least.
01:20:03.298 --> 01:20:05.497
Three times.
01:20:05.499 --> 01:20:07.266
So proud.
01:20:07.268 --> 01:20:11.641
Our beautiful, blazing boy.
01:20:13.441 --> 01:20:16.342
- Aw. Oh.
- Aw. Still, don't wanna...
01:20:16.344 --> 01:20:18.478
- Mind your suit, love. It's... blue.
- Yeah.
01:20:18.480 --> 01:20:21.514
- We'll leave you to it.
- Okay.
01:20:21.516 --> 01:20:24.617
One last thing, son.
01:20:24.619 --> 01:20:27.252
Yeah, Dad?
01:20:27.254 --> 01:20:29.588
The sandwiches.
I see there's tuna.
01:20:29.590 --> 01:20:31.224
Are y-you gonna finish
them all?
01:20:31.226 --> 01:20:32.524
- No, please take them all.
- Or if you don't...?
01:20:32.526 --> 01:20:37.296
Oh, what a day.
What an amazing day.
01:20:37.298 --> 01:20:38.598
Sorry.
01:20:47.241 --> 01:20:49.676
Jack! Jack! Jack!
01:20:49.678 --> 01:20:51.543
Jack! Jack!
01:20:51.545 --> 01:20:55.081
Well, you look good.
01:20:55.083 --> 01:20:57.016
That's a tight pant.
01:20:57.018 --> 01:20:58.219
Mmm.
01:20:59.320 --> 01:21:01.354
Okay.
We've got a jaw and a chin.
01:21:01.356 --> 01:21:03.390
Ooh!
That's not bad.
01:21:03.392 --> 01:21:06.493
That's... This'll work.
This'll work. Mmm.
01:21:06.495 --> 01:21:08.161
Don't...
01:21:10.264 --> 01:21:11.663
What? - Nothing.
01:21:11.665 --> 01:21:13.033
Yeah?
01:21:15.270 --> 01:21:16.769
- Oh. Hi, Ellie. Come in.
- Hi.
01:21:16.771 --> 01:21:18.671
- And who have we here?
- Um, Debra, this is Ellie.
01:21:18.673 --> 01:21:20.073
Ellie, this is Debra, my agent.
01:21:20.075 --> 01:21:21.373
No!
01:21:21.375 --> 01:21:23.676
The Ellie?
01:21:23.678 --> 01:21:25.778
Oh! He's mentioned me?
01:21:25.780 --> 01:21:28.113
No, no. I'm kidding.
I know nothing
01:21:28.115 --> 01:21:30.617
about his life because
he's a product to me.
01:21:30.619 --> 01:21:33.787
Unless you're the one
that was his manager.
01:21:33.789 --> 01:21:37.756
In which case, wow.
01:21:37.758 --> 01:21:39.492
Huge mistake giving that up.
01:21:39.494 --> 01:21:42.194
Oh, it's surreal, isn't it?
Being back at the Pier Hotel.
01:21:42.196 --> 01:21:44.096
- Yeah, indeed.
- Oh.
01:21:44.098 --> 01:21:46.498
- I'm gonna go look at the stage, yeah?
- Mm.
01:21:46.500 --> 01:21:47.667
- Yeah.
- It's this way.
01:21:47.669 --> 01:21:51.203
Press conference in ten.
01:21:51.205 --> 01:21:52.704
Goodbye, lovebirds.
01:21:54.476 --> 01:21:56.775
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
left Lime Street, okay?
01:21:56.777 --> 01:21:58.644
- It was a terrible mistake.
- Oh, no.
01:21:58.646 --> 01:21:59.813
- Don't say that, please.
- Can we...?
01:21:59.815 --> 01:22:00.814
- Don't say that.
- Elle...
01:22:00.816 --> 01:22:02.314
I-I've heard your new songs.
01:22:02.316 --> 01:22:04.250
- They're incredible.
- O-Okay. No, they aren't.
01:22:04.252 --> 01:22:06.653
I don't even know
who you are anymore.
01:22:06.655 --> 01:22:08.520
Everything changed
after the accident.
01:22:08.522 --> 01:22:10.657
- Wha-What happened?
- Jack.
01:22:10.659 --> 01:22:13.359
- And here's Gavin.
- Jack, Jack.
01:22:13.361 --> 01:22:16.328
Jack!
01:22:16.330 --> 01:22:19.299
- Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.
- Oh, hey, mate.
01:22:19.301 --> 01:22:20.300
- Jack.
- How you doing, man?
01:22:20.302 --> 01:22:22.801
Jack. Jack.
01:22:22.803 --> 01:22:25.771
- I don't know what to say.
- Oh, really?
01:22:25.773 --> 01:22:27.841
It sounds like you do
and it's, "Jack."
01:22:27.843 --> 01:22:29.708
Jack!
01:22:29.710 --> 01:22:31.810
- Oh...
- We were just coming to say good luck and, um,
01:22:31.812 --> 01:22:34.380
- break a leg.
- Yeah. Well,
01:22:34.382 --> 01:22:36.416
if I fall off the roof,
then a broken leg
01:22:36.418 --> 01:22:37.750
will be a good result.
01:22:37.752 --> 01:22:38.818
All right, then. Let's go.
01:22:38.820 --> 01:22:40.487
Come on.
01:22:40.489 --> 01:22:41.557
Ka-ching!
01:22:49.431 --> 01:22:52.535
Ellie.
01:23:04.913 --> 01:23:07.713
- Ooh.
- Wow.
01:23:07.715 --> 01:23:09.616
Looks pretty quiet.
01:23:09.618 --> 01:23:11.551
Well, maybe we should do
a slightly shorter set?
01:23:11.553 --> 01:23:14.487
I mean really quiet.
01:23:14.489 --> 01:23:16.588
What do you want?
01:23:16.590 --> 01:23:19.458
Uh, we're here for the gig.
I'm the musician.
01:23:19.460 --> 01:23:21.594
Well, that's pretty tricky.
01:23:21.596 --> 01:23:24.430
'Cause we closed
three weeks ago.
01:23:24.432 --> 01:23:26.735
I'd take it as a hint, I would.
01:23:28.703 --> 01:23:31.570
I'm gonna have to give up
the part-time jobs,
01:23:31.572 --> 01:23:33.907
go back to teaching.
01:23:36.378 --> 01:23:39.278
What?
01:23:39.280 --> 01:23:41.814
No. Don't go back to teaching.
01:23:41.816 --> 01:23:42.849
I've got no choice.
01:23:42.851 --> 01:23:44.617
Jack, if you go back
to teaching,
01:23:44.619 --> 01:23:46.685
that is when you've got
no choice.
01:23:46.687 --> 01:23:48.720
Yeah, because you'll end up
putting all your genius
01:23:48.722 --> 01:23:51.256
into all those kids
and then you won't have any
01:23:51.258 --> 01:23:53.960
i-imagination or energy left
to put into your music,
01:23:53.962 --> 01:23:56.229
which really matters.
01:23:56.231 --> 01:23:58.297
Please...
01:23:58.299 --> 01:24:00.433
Okay, okay.
01:24:00.435 --> 01:24:03.836
Crazy, slightly mad woman.
01:24:11.913 --> 01:24:14.613
No one has ever written
01:24:14.615 --> 01:24:17.516
this many great songs
in this short a time.
01:24:17.518 --> 01:24:19.918
- How do you do it?
- Honestly, I don't know.
01:24:19.920 --> 01:24:22.521
Sometimes it feels like someone else
01:24:22.523 --> 01:24:24.357
has written all the songs.
01:24:24.359 --> 01:24:25.891
Any idea who?
01:24:25.893 --> 01:24:28.493
What's the inspiration behind
01:24:28.495 --> 01:24:29.828
"Strawberry Fields Forever"?
01:24:29.830 --> 01:24:32.532
- Well...
- Who was your favorite,
01:24:32.534 --> 01:24:34.399
John, Paul, George or Ringo?
01:24:34.401 --> 01:24:37.537
- Sorry?
- Who's your greatest influence?
01:24:37.539 --> 01:24:39.338
Jack, is it true that you wrote
"Long and Winding Road" in...
01:24:39.340 --> 01:24:41.340
W-Why don't you record in
Abbey Road like they did?
01:24:42.776 --> 01:24:44.877
When can we see
another album, Jack?
01:24:44.879 --> 01:24:46.945
Jack, what's the story
behind "Let it Be"?
01:24:46.947 --> 01:24:48.715
How'd you come up
with "Yesterday"?
01:24:48.717 --> 01:24:50.550
Thank you so much.
We have to go to the roof now.
01:24:50.552 --> 01:24:52.284
We'll see you later.
01:24:52.286 --> 01:24:55.354
Jack, what was the first song
you ever wrote?
01:24:55.356 --> 01:24:56.889
Jack, what are you gonna
play for us today?
01:24:56.891 --> 01:24:59.993
It's a nice bar they've got
down there, actually.
01:24:59.995 --> 01:25:01.426
You haven't been drinking,
have you?
01:25:01.428 --> 01:25:04.329
No, I have not.
Well, y-yeah, I have.
01:25:04.331 --> 01:25:06.933
But I find a couple of pints
midday sharpens my senses.
01:25:06.935 --> 01:25:10.970
- Oh!
- I'm not sure it does, mate.
01:25:10.972 --> 01:25:14.274
Right, here goes.
01:25:14.276 --> 01:25:17.542
Actually, before I open
this door, can I just say,
01:25:17.544 --> 01:25:20.345
for a long time I didn't really
know why I'd been born.
01:25:20.347 --> 01:25:21.514
Felt a bit pointless.
01:25:21.516 --> 01:25:23.015
But now I do know.
01:25:23.017 --> 01:25:27.819
I was born to serve the
greatest musician of all time.
01:25:27.821 --> 01:25:30.890
It is my honor now
to open this door
01:25:30.892 --> 01:25:34.460
for the moment the entire world
has been waiting for.
01:25:34.462 --> 01:25:36.298
Thanks, Rock.
01:25:38.365 --> 01:25:41.400
Oh, it's certainly been one
hell of a journey, hasn't it?
01:25:41.402 --> 01:25:44.537
So it has. So it has.
01:25:44.539 --> 01:25:46.471
Right.
01:25:46.473 --> 01:25:48.610
Here goes.
01:25:51.879 --> 01:25:54.947
No, that's not...
Uh, wrong door.
01:25:54.949 --> 01:25:58.419
Um, let us, let us continue
our journey together.
01:26:00.521 --> 01:26:02.555
Right.
01:26:02.557 --> 01:26:04.590
Here it does go.
01:26:18.373 --> 01:26:20.105
Jack!
01:26:20.107 --> 01:26:21.940
Jack! Jack! Jack!
Jack! Jack! Jack!
01:26:21.942 --> 01:26:24.443
Jack! Jack! Jack!
01:26:27.014 --> 01:26:28.814
Thank you, Gorleston!
01:26:31.852 --> 01:26:35.421
Jack! Jack! Jack!
01:26:35.423 --> 01:26:36.525
Come on, Jack!
01:26:40.027 --> 01:26:41.927
♪ When I was younger ♪
01:26:41.929 --> 01:26:44.630
♪ So much younger than today ♪
01:26:44.632 --> 01:26:48.801
♪ I never needed anybody's help
in any way ♪
01:26:48.803 --> 01:26:53.439
♪ But now these days are gone,
I'm not so self-assured ♪
01:26:53.441 --> 01:26:56.576
♪ I found that I've changed my
mind, I opened up the door ♪
01:26:56.578 --> 01:27:01.046
♪ Help me if you can,
I'm feeling down ♪
01:27:01.048 --> 01:27:06.118
♪ And I do appreciate you
being 'round ♪
01:27:06.120 --> 01:27:09.154
♪ Help me get my feet
back on the ground ♪
01:27:09.156 --> 01:27:12.660
♪ Won't you please,
please help me? ♪
01:27:14.995 --> 01:27:18.497
♪ And now my life has changed
in oh, so many ways ♪
01:27:18.499 --> 01:27:22.835
♪ My independence seems
to vanish in the haze ♪
01:27:22.837 --> 01:27:26.738
♪ But every now and then
I feel so insecure ♪
01:27:26.740 --> 01:27:31.176
♪ I find that I need you
like I've never done before ♪
01:27:31.178 --> 01:27:35.448
♪ Help me if you can,
I'm feeling down ♪
01:27:35.450 --> 01:27:39.018
♪ And I do appreciate you
being 'round ♪
01:27:39.020 --> 01:27:44.055
♪ Help me get my feet
back on the ground ♪
01:27:44.057 --> 01:27:49.731
♪ Won't you please, please
help me, help me, help me ♪
01:27:59.706 --> 01:28:01.506
♪ Help me! ♪
01:28:01.508 --> 01:28:03.712
Oh, my God!
01:28:45.587 --> 01:28:47.086
Just hang on
a minute, all right?
01:28:47.088 --> 01:28:49.055
Hey. Uh,
01:28:49.057 --> 01:28:51.890
these... these two have
been waiting to see you
01:28:51.892 --> 01:28:55.260
for an hour and they're
genuinely a weird pair.
01:28:56.763 --> 01:28:58.698
Shall I tell them
to sod right off? Or...
01:28:58.700 --> 01:29:01.199
No.
01:29:01.201 --> 01:29:02.603
No, let 'em in.
01:29:05.240 --> 01:29:06.975
All right, weirdos.
Two minutes.
01:29:14.249 --> 01:29:17.283
You can go now, Rock.
I'll be fine.
01:29:17.285 --> 01:29:19.851
I wonder if we could have
a little talk.
01:29:19.853 --> 01:29:21.787
Yeah.
01:29:21.789 --> 01:29:24.823
'Cause I saw you went to Penny
Lane and Strawberry Fields.
01:29:24.825 --> 01:29:26.125
Yeah.
01:29:26.127 --> 01:29:28.927
Eleanor Rigby's grave.
01:29:28.929 --> 01:29:30.962
I know.
01:29:30.964 --> 01:29:32.797
'Cause you can't sing songs
about places
01:29:32.799 --> 01:29:34.867
you've never even been to.
01:29:34.869 --> 01:29:36.969
- No.
- No.
01:29:36.971 --> 01:29:38.607
I thought as much.
01:29:40.775 --> 01:29:44.580
Well, we just wanted to say
thank you, that's all.
01:29:47.115 --> 01:29:48.680
Thank me?
01:29:48.682 --> 01:29:51.082
We three seem to be
the only ones who remember.
01:29:51.084 --> 01:29:52.717
And we can't sing.
01:29:52.719 --> 01:29:56.622
So, we just wanted to say...
thanks very much.
01:29:56.624 --> 01:29:59.594
Myself also.
From bottom of heart.
01:30:01.695 --> 01:30:03.563
Oh, my God!
01:30:05.133 --> 01:30:07.198
I thought you were gonna
arrest me, or...
01:30:07.200 --> 01:30:09.835
- No. It's just lovely to hear the songs.
- Yeah.
01:30:09.837 --> 01:30:11.703
I have missed them so.
01:30:11.705 --> 01:30:13.573
Can't remember
any of the lyrics.
01:30:13.575 --> 01:30:15.675
- No. I'm struggling there as well.
- I know.
01:30:15.677 --> 01:30:18.310
"For the Benefit of Mr. Kite's"
in completely the wrong order.
01:30:18.312 --> 01:30:20.211
- Very big mess, indeed.
- Oh, yeah.
01:30:20.213 --> 01:30:23.049
And "Hey Dude"? Really?
01:30:23.051 --> 01:30:24.884
I can't apologize.
It was bloody Ed Sheeran.
01:30:24.886 --> 01:30:26.586
But this is amazing!
01:30:26.588 --> 01:30:27.920
Oh, God!
01:30:27.922 --> 01:30:29.721
'Cause I feel like
I-I've been running around
01:30:29.723 --> 01:30:31.724
a foreign country and I've
finally bumped into two people
01:30:31.726 --> 01:30:33.125
who can speak English.
01:30:33.127 --> 01:30:34.894
'Cause no one has ever heard of
01:30:34.896 --> 01:30:36.895
Sgt. Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band.
01:30:36.897 --> 01:30:38.663
No one's ever lived
♪ in a yellow submarine ♪
01:30:38.665 --> 01:30:41.199
- Submarine. A yellow submarine.
- ♪ A yellow submarine ♪
01:30:41.201 --> 01:30:43.101
♪ A yellow submarine ♪
01:30:43.103 --> 01:30:45.104
- We all live in a yellow submarine.
- We do.
01:30:45.106 --> 01:30:47.038
I-I live in "Octopus Garden."
01:30:47.040 --> 01:30:48.608
Yes!
01:30:48.610 --> 01:30:50.342
Oh, you see.
01:30:51.846 --> 01:30:54.380
See, here's my take,
young Jack.
01:30:54.382 --> 01:30:57.216
A world without The Beatles,
01:30:57.218 --> 01:31:01.119
is a world
that's infinitely worse.
01:31:01.121 --> 01:31:02.755
So, thank you.
01:31:02.757 --> 01:31:04.893
And use it well.
01:31:07.094 --> 01:31:09.028
I'm trying, but it's hard.
01:31:09.030 --> 01:31:11.329
There's so much money
and success coming,
01:31:11.331 --> 01:31:14.734
but I feel like I've become
the definition of living a lie.
01:31:14.736 --> 01:31:16.939
Well, I can see it might
feel like that.
01:31:25.980 --> 01:31:27.947
We thought this might help.
01:31:27.949 --> 01:31:29.351
I beg your pardon?
01:31:30.651 --> 01:31:34.787
Here. We've done...
01:31:34.789 --> 01:31:35.824
a lot of digging.
01:33:03.343 --> 01:33:06.112
Hello.
01:33:06.114 --> 01:33:07.782
Can I help?
01:33:09.883 --> 01:33:12.952
I don't know.
01:33:12.954 --> 01:33:14.487
Are you John?
01:33:14.489 --> 01:33:18.123
That's right.
01:33:18.125 --> 01:33:21.295
- From Liverpool?
- That's right.
01:33:22.396 --> 01:33:25.430
It's an honor to meet you.
01:33:28.136 --> 01:33:30.301
John?
01:33:30.303 --> 01:33:32.003
Yeah?
01:33:32.005 --> 01:33:33.805
Have you had a happy life?
01:33:33.807 --> 01:33:35.841
Very.
01:33:35.843 --> 01:33:37.176
But not successful.
01:33:37.178 --> 01:33:39.944
I just said "very happy."
01:33:39.946 --> 01:33:42.247
That means successful.
01:33:42.249 --> 01:33:45.850
Did a job I enjoyed
day after day.
01:33:45.852 --> 01:33:48.019
Sailed the world.
01:33:48.021 --> 01:33:51.556
Fought for things
I believed in and won...
01:33:51.558 --> 01:33:53.158
a couple of times.
01:33:53.160 --> 01:33:55.795
Found a woman I loved.
01:33:55.797 --> 01:33:59.098
Fought hard to keep her, too.
01:33:59.100 --> 01:34:02.137
Lived my life with her.
01:34:03.236 --> 01:34:06.137
Fought hard for her?
01:34:06.139 --> 01:34:08.274
There were complica...
01:34:08.276 --> 01:34:09.975
Sorry, what-what's your name?
01:34:09.977 --> 01:34:11.310
Jack.
01:34:11.312 --> 01:34:14.913
There were complications,
young Jack.
01:34:14.915 --> 01:34:17.483
Loss and gain.
01:34:17.485 --> 01:34:19.918
Prejudice and pride.
01:34:19.920 --> 01:34:21.953
But...
01:34:21.955 --> 01:34:26.457
it all turned out just...
01:34:26.459 --> 01:34:28.329
fab.
01:34:31.298 --> 01:34:34.099
How's your love life?
01:34:34.101 --> 01:34:35.504
Bad.
01:34:37.571 --> 01:34:41.172
I let her slip away.
01:34:41.174 --> 01:34:43.311
Try to get her back.
01:34:45.413 --> 01:34:47.011
You want a good life?
01:34:47.013 --> 01:34:49.614
It's not complicated.
01:34:49.616 --> 01:34:53.551
Tell the girl you love
that you love her.
01:34:53.553 --> 01:34:58.893
And tell the truth to everyone
whenever you can.
01:35:02.429 --> 01:35:04.395
Can I give you a hug?
01:35:04.397 --> 01:35:05.497
What?
01:35:05.499 --> 01:35:08.234
It's so good to see you.
01:35:08.236 --> 01:35:10.970
How old are you?
01:35:10.972 --> 01:35:12.136
Seventy-eight.
01:35:12.138 --> 01:35:14.109
Fantastic!
01:35:16.177 --> 01:35:18.577
You made it to 78.
01:35:18.579 --> 01:35:20.816
You're a very strange man.
01:35:24.151 --> 01:35:26.885
But go ahead.
01:35:29.589 --> 01:35:32.494
You need serious
psychiatric help.
01:35:36.496 --> 01:35:38.432
Not anymore.
01:35:49.075 --> 01:35:53.177
♪ I'm in love
with the shape of you ♪
01:35:53.179 --> 01:35:54.345
Jack.
01:35:54.347 --> 01:35:55.980
- Ed.
- How can I help?
01:35:55.982 --> 01:35:58.853
I need to ask quite a big
and strange favor.
01:36:11.432 --> 01:36:13.232
All right?
01:36:13.234 --> 01:36:15.333
My boy.
01:36:15.335 --> 01:36:16.702
Debra.
01:36:16.704 --> 01:36:19.007
Cheers.
01:36:20.106 --> 01:36:21.573
Poor Ed.
01:36:21.575 --> 01:36:23.641
John the Baptist.
01:36:23.643 --> 01:36:25.310
Nice guy,
01:36:25.312 --> 01:36:27.211
one or two pretty good songs,
but was basically
01:36:27.213 --> 01:36:28.713
warming the world up for you.
01:36:28.715 --> 01:36:30.582
The Messiah.
01:36:30.584 --> 01:36:34.953
Soon to be the most successful
artist in the history of music.
01:36:34.955 --> 01:36:36.354
And the reason
I'm going to be buying
01:36:36.356 --> 01:36:38.122
not just one more house
in Malibu,
01:36:38.124 --> 01:36:40.091
but the entire beachfront.
01:36:40.093 --> 01:36:43.595
- Well, it's good to see you, Debra.
- Um...
01:36:43.597 --> 01:36:47.733
d... So, does anybody know
why you're actually here?
01:36:47.735 --> 01:36:49.969
Um...
01:36:49.971 --> 01:36:52.104
I'm gonna spice up Ed's set
with a couple of songs,
01:36:52.106 --> 01:36:54.273
and then, um,
01:36:54.275 --> 01:36:56.341
there's a little something
I want to say.
01:36:56.343 --> 01:36:58.409
Songs, I love songs.
01:36:58.411 --> 01:37:00.712
Thing you'd like to say...
01:37:00.714 --> 01:37:03.015
I'd keep it brief.
01:37:03.017 --> 01:37:05.451
I've never heard you say
anything interesting before.
01:37:05.453 --> 01:37:07.485
I don't know why tonight
would be the big breakthrough.
01:37:07.487 --> 01:37:10.622
Have a good show.
01:37:10.624 --> 01:37:13.395
Thank you. Helpful.
01:37:18.031 --> 01:37:19.297
You're on.
01:37:19.299 --> 01:37:21.533
Okay.
01:37:21.535 --> 01:37:23.705
- Is she here?
- Yeah.
01:37:25.005 --> 01:37:27.142
Okay.
01:37:28.409 --> 01:37:29.541
- Remember the plan.
- Yeah.
01:37:29.543 --> 01:37:30.775
When I get to the last song...
01:37:30.777 --> 01:37:31.777
Hey, I'm ready.
01:37:33.347 --> 01:37:34.747
Thank you.
01:37:34.749 --> 01:37:37.082
Thank you very much.
01:37:37.084 --> 01:37:39.118
Now, the gig is not quite over.
01:37:39.120 --> 01:37:40.652
I have one last surprise
for you all.
01:37:40.654 --> 01:37:42.387
I'm gonna bring on
an old friend.
01:37:42.389 --> 01:37:45.189
I know him as my dodgy
Moscow support act,
01:37:45.191 --> 01:37:48.359
you know him as a man that
writes very, very good songs.
01:37:48.361 --> 01:37:52.463
Wembley Stadium, please make
some noise for Mr. Jack Malik!
01:37:58.806 --> 01:38:01.305
All right.
Over to you, maestro.
01:38:01.307 --> 01:38:02.440
Thanks.
01:38:02.442 --> 01:38:03.675
Wembley,
01:38:03.677 --> 01:38:05.577
please welcome to the stage,
01:38:05.579 --> 01:38:09.480
the greatest human being
who ever lived.
01:38:09.482 --> 01:38:10.815
My best friend.
01:38:10.817 --> 01:38:12.251
Your hero.
01:38:12.253 --> 01:38:15.753
Sir Jack Malik!
01:38:15.755 --> 01:38:18.524
- Yeah, Jack!
- Whoo!
01:38:18.526 --> 01:38:20.528
- Jack! Jack!
- Jack! Whoo!
01:38:26.200 --> 01:38:30.469
♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪
01:38:30.471 --> 01:38:33.704
♪ You know what I mean ♪
01:38:33.706 --> 01:38:35.239
♪ And the way she looked ♪
01:38:35.241 --> 01:38:36.408
Jack!
01:38:36.410 --> 01:38:38.213
♪ Was way beyond compare ♪
01:38:40.347 --> 01:38:42.547
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
01:38:42.549 --> 01:38:44.082
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
01:38:44.084 --> 01:38:47.685
♪ Here comes the sun,
and I say ♪
01:38:47.687 --> 01:38:50.488
♪ It's all right ♪
01:38:50.490 --> 01:38:51.689
So, when did you first realize
01:38:51.691 --> 01:38:53.324
that your son
was too good for you?
01:38:53.326 --> 01:38:55.726
♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪
01:38:55.728 --> 01:38:58.296
♪ Back in the US,
back in the US ♪
01:38:58.298 --> 01:39:01.468
♪ Back in the USSR ♪
01:39:02.770 --> 01:39:04.435
♪ Nothing you can say ♪
01:39:04.437 --> 01:39:06.505
♪ But you can learn
how to play the game ♪
01:39:06.507 --> 01:39:08.540
♪ It's easy ♪
01:39:10.678 --> 01:39:13.644
♪ Nothing you can make
that can't be made ♪
01:39:13.646 --> 01:39:16.148
♪ Nothing you can save ♪
01:39:16.150 --> 01:39:18.149
- Brass band, huh?
- ♪ That can't be saved ♪
01:39:18.151 --> 01:39:20.519
- Are we paying these jokers?
- ♪ Nothing you can do ♪
01:39:20.521 --> 01:39:23.221
♪ But you can learn
how to be you in time ♪
01:39:23.223 --> 01:39:25.591
♪ It's easy ♪
01:39:25.593 --> 01:39:27.792
Everybody!
01:39:27.794 --> 01:39:30.761
♪ All you need is love ♪
01:39:32.799 --> 01:39:34.832
♪ All you need is love ♪
01:39:34.834 --> 01:39:37.269
- Come backstage, Ellie.
- What?
01:39:37.271 --> 01:39:39.337
- ♪ All you need is love ♪
- Coming through.
01:39:39.339 --> 01:39:42.810
- ♪ Love, love is all you need ♪
- Yeah, excuse me.
01:39:44.611 --> 01:39:47.278
♪ All you need is love ♪
01:39:47.280 --> 01:39:48.747
All together now!
01:39:48.749 --> 01:39:51.783
Come, come, come, come,
come, come, come. See that?
01:39:51.785 --> 01:39:53.484
Everybody!
01:39:53.486 --> 01:39:54.855
Yeah. Just...
01:39:56.123 --> 01:39:57.689
- Just stand right there. Yeah, stand there. Trust me.
- What?
01:39:57.691 --> 01:40:00.292
♪ Love is all you need. ♪
01:40:04.632 --> 01:40:07.698
And now, there's, um,
01:40:07.700 --> 01:40:10.168
there's someone I'd like
to introduce you to.
01:40:10.170 --> 01:40:12.050
If we could just switch on
the backstage camera.
01:40:17.277 --> 01:40:19.713
- Oh!
- Oh! It's Ellie!
01:40:24.317 --> 01:40:25.716
This is Ellie.
01:40:25.718 --> 01:40:28.287
Hi, Ellie!
01:40:28.289 --> 01:40:33.225
And when I had no fans,
Ellie was my only fan.
01:40:33.227 --> 01:40:35.627
The only person in the world
who believed in me.
01:40:35.629 --> 01:40:37.662
And that's why, tonight,
I asked Ed
01:40:37.664 --> 01:40:38.930
if I could come on and play,
01:40:38.932 --> 01:40:42.333
'cause I want to tell her...
and you,
01:40:42.335 --> 01:40:45.970
- what I've done.
- What are you saying?
01:40:45.972 --> 01:40:48.575
Darn it, Ellie,
I've been untrue.
01:40:52.646 --> 01:40:55.680
All the songs I've sung tonight
were really written
01:40:55.682 --> 01:40:58.684
and performed by four men
called John Lennon,
01:40:58.686 --> 01:41:02.554
Paul McCartney, George Harrison
and Ringo Starr.
01:41:02.556 --> 01:41:05.357
The Beatles.
01:41:05.359 --> 01:41:07.326
They were the real geniuses.
01:41:07.328 --> 01:41:08.527
Me, I'm just a, sort of,
01:41:08.529 --> 01:41:11.329
go-between to, well,
01:41:11.331 --> 01:41:14.533
get their astonishing stuff
into the world.
01:41:14.535 --> 01:41:17.702
- Beatles?
- And, uh, I-I-I passed their amazing work off
01:41:17.704 --> 01:41:20.905
as my own so I could look like
I was amazing, too.
01:41:22.875 --> 01:41:25.610
I want you all to know that
I'm not gonna take any money
01:41:25.612 --> 01:41:27.878
for this work that isn't mine.
01:41:27.880 --> 01:41:31.315
So, you can have
all the songs for free.
01:41:31.317 --> 01:41:33.685
Rocky, do it.
01:41:33.687 --> 01:41:35.354
Right. Here goes.
01:41:35.356 --> 01:41:38.256
They're being released,
for free, online now.
01:41:38.258 --> 01:41:42.728
And I'd love to not
take any more praise for it.
01:41:42.730 --> 01:41:45.564
So, um...
01:41:45.566 --> 01:41:47.435
I'm so sorry.
01:41:50.536 --> 01:41:53.639
And while I'm at it, there's
one other thing to say as well,
01:41:53.641 --> 01:41:59.310
because... I've been a fool
twice over.
01:41:59.312 --> 01:42:02.848
And I want to thank Ellie...
01:42:02.850 --> 01:42:05.553
- for her love.
- Aw!
01:42:15.663 --> 01:42:17.298
And, Ellie...
01:42:20.334 --> 01:42:21.970
Elle...
01:42:24.871 --> 01:42:28.573
- I love you.
- Aw!
01:42:28.575 --> 01:42:30.908
- Aw.
- Oh.
01:42:30.910 --> 01:42:32.913
I always have.
01:42:34.981 --> 01:42:37.618
Always.
01:42:44.424 --> 01:42:46.457
That's definitely enough
talking for one night.
01:42:47.628 --> 01:42:49.927
But it's been a blast.
01:42:49.929 --> 01:42:52.430
We love you, Jack!
01:42:52.432 --> 01:42:54.866
We still love you!
01:43:09.048 --> 01:43:11.416
Where's the stage?
01:43:11.418 --> 01:43:12.551
What floor is this?
01:43:12.553 --> 01:43:15.490
Where is the goddamn stage?!
01:43:23.629 --> 01:43:25.997
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
01:43:25.999 --> 01:43:28.667
That's a lot of information to take in.
01:43:28.669 --> 01:43:29.971
I know.
01:43:31.172 --> 01:43:31.804
Well, if you'd told me I was
gonna be on the big screen,
01:43:31.806 --> 01:43:33.441
I'd have got my hair done.
01:43:34.040 --> 01:43:36.675
I'm sorry.
01:43:36.677 --> 01:43:38.643
You didn't write
any of the songs?
01:43:38.645 --> 01:43:40.412
No.
01:43:40.414 --> 01:43:43.614
That is very bad behavior.
01:43:43.616 --> 01:43:45.082
- On a global scale.
- Yeah.
01:43:45.084 --> 01:43:46.788
It's very bad.
01:43:54.727 --> 01:43:56.697
Well, this is a strange one.
01:44:01.067 --> 01:44:04.403
Of course I've always known
I was number two.
01:44:04.405 --> 01:44:06.771
But that's not
a bad place to be.
01:44:06.773 --> 01:44:10.675
Some of the best songs
never made it to number one.
01:44:10.677 --> 01:44:13.010
"Common People" by Pulp,
for a start.
01:44:13.012 --> 01:44:14.779
It's a total classic.
01:44:14.781 --> 01:44:17.752
And obviously all I want
is for Ellie to be happy.
01:44:21.621 --> 01:44:23.889
Gavin.
01:44:23.891 --> 01:44:26.460
Best man I ever met.
01:44:30.196 --> 01:44:31.695
- Thank you, Gavin.
- He's here.
01:44:31.697 --> 01:44:33.064
- He's here! - Go on.
- What is that?
01:44:33.066 --> 01:44:35.065
- Oh, God. - GAVIN: Go!
- Jack! - Jack!
01:44:35.067 --> 01:44:36.467
- Oh, my... We should definitely go!
- Yeah, yeah.
01:44:36.469 --> 01:44:38.068
Shit!
01:44:38.070 --> 01:44:40.104
Where's that lying
son of a bitch?
01:44:40.106 --> 01:44:41.139
Move, idiots!
01:44:41.141 --> 01:44:43.707
Look, he's here!
01:44:43.709 --> 01:44:45.042
Jack!
01:44:45.044 --> 01:44:46.610
Jack, please take me with you.
01:44:46.612 --> 01:44:48.046
No one else will employ me.
01:44:48.048 --> 01:44:49.079
I-I'm rubbish at my job.
01:44:49.081 --> 01:44:50.148
Just hold them off, Rocky.
01:44:50.150 --> 01:44:52.050
In the name of money, stop!
01:44:52.052 --> 01:44:54.752
Get back here, you stupid,
English mother...
01:44:54.754 --> 01:44:57.087
- Uh, ooh. Sorry, Debra.
- Jack!
01:44:57.089 --> 01:44:58.189
Debra, stop this.
01:44:58.191 --> 01:45:00.395
- You're embarrassing yourself.
- Jack!
01:45:01.995 --> 01:45:04.061
♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪
01:45:04.063 --> 01:45:06.096
♪ To make a change
in our lives ♪
01:45:06.098 --> 01:45:09.100
♪ East Anglian sky,
empty bottle of wine ♪
01:45:09.102 --> 01:45:10.601
♪ I got you by my side ♪
01:45:10.603 --> 01:45:12.136
♪ Talking 'bout love and life ♪
01:45:12.138 --> 01:45:14.506
♪ Oh, how lucky you're mine
when I look in your eyes ♪
01:45:14.508 --> 01:45:18.210
♪ What a wonderful way
to spend a moment or two ♪
01:45:18.212 --> 01:45:20.878
♪ To be lying awake
and be here talking to you ♪
01:45:20.880 --> 01:45:23.547
♪ I got somethin' to say
and know what I gotta do ♪
01:45:23.549 --> 01:45:27.118
♪ To be making a change,
now the moment of truth ♪
01:45:27.120 --> 01:45:28.886
♪ Why am I feeling
so nervous? ♪
01:45:28.888 --> 01:45:33.558
♪ When things are going
so perfect ♪
01:45:33.560 --> 01:45:35.693
♪ But I know
that it's worth it ♪
01:45:35.695 --> 01:45:37.863
♪ To spend forever with you ♪
01:45:37.865 --> 01:45:40.966
♪ And so I count to three ♪
01:45:40.968 --> 01:45:43.702
♪ And get on one knee ♪
01:45:43.704 --> 01:45:44.972
♪ And I ask you ♪
01:45:46.940 --> 01:45:49.707
♪ Darling, honestly ♪
01:45:49.709 --> 01:45:52.777
♪ I've waited all this time ♪
01:45:52.779 --> 01:45:55.980
♪ Just to make it right ♪
01:45:55.982 --> 01:45:58.649
♪ So, I'll ask you tonight ♪
01:45:58.651 --> 01:46:01.952
♪ "Will you marry me?" ♪
01:46:01.954 --> 01:46:05.155
♪ Just say yes ♪
01:46:05.157 --> 01:46:08.896
♪ One word,
one love, one life... ♪
01:46:11.197 --> 01:46:14.733
Oh, I feel like Harry Potter
after he defeated Voldemort.
01:46:14.735 --> 01:46:17.769
At last, everything can go
back to normal.
01:46:17.771 --> 01:46:21.006
Isn't normal wonderful?
01:46:21.008 --> 01:46:23.007
Who?
01:46:23.009 --> 01:46:25.577
Sorry?
01:46:25.579 --> 01:46:27.278
Harry Potter. Who's he?
01:46:27.280 --> 01:46:30.114
♪ Your hand in mine ♪
01:46:30.116 --> 01:46:32.751
♪ Some things were
just meant to be ♪
01:46:32.753 --> 01:46:36.720
♪ Hearts intertwined ♪
01:46:36.722 --> 01:46:39.256
- ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪
- No one.
01:46:39.258 --> 01:46:42.226
- Nothing.
- ♪ In perfect time ♪
01:46:42.228 --> 01:46:44.128
♪ Some things were
just meant to be ♪
01:46:44.130 --> 01:46:45.829
Time for bed.
01:46:45.831 --> 01:46:48.065
- Time.
- ♪ Oh, you and I ♪
01:46:48.067 --> 01:46:50.905
♪ Some things were
just meant to be. ♪
01:46:56.075 --> 01:47:00.110
♪ Desmond has a barrow
in the marketplace ♪
01:47:00.112 --> 01:47:04.114
♪ Molly is a singer
with a band ♪
01:47:04.116 --> 01:47:08.653
♪ Desmond says to Molly,
"Girl, I like your face" ♪
01:47:08.655 --> 01:47:12.924
♪ And Molly says this
as she takes him by the hand ♪
01:47:12.926 --> 01:47:14.960
♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪
01:47:14.962 --> 01:47:17.261
♪ Life goes on, brah ♪
01:47:17.263 --> 01:47:19.997
♪ Lala,
how their life goes on ♪
01:47:19.999 --> 01:47:21.933
Okay.
01:47:21.935 --> 01:47:27.208
♪ In a couple of years they
have built a home sweet home ♪
01:47:30.177 --> 01:47:34.078
♪ With a couple of kids
running in the yard ♪
01:47:34.080 --> 01:47:37.716
♪ Of Desmond and Molly Jones ♪
01:47:37.718 --> 01:47:39.149
♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha ♪
01:47:39.151 --> 01:47:42.686
♪ Happy ever after
in the marketplace ♪
01:47:42.688 --> 01:47:46.791
♪ Molly lets the children
lend a hand ♪
01:47:46.793 --> 01:47:50.729
♪ Desmond stays at home
and does a pretty face ♪
01:47:50.731 --> 01:47:53.864
♪ And in the evening
she's a singer in a band ♪
01:47:53.866 --> 01:47:55.199
One last time!
01:47:55.201 --> 01:47:57.068
♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪
01:47:57.070 --> 01:47:59.371
♪ Life goes on, brah ♪
01:47:59.373 --> 01:48:02.841
♪ Lala,
how their life goes on ♪
01:48:02.843 --> 01:48:05.143
♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪
01:48:05.145 --> 01:48:08.246
♪ Life goes on, brah ♪
01:48:08.248 --> 01:48:11.252
♪ Lala,
how their life goes on ♪
01:48:12.652 --> 01:48:13.984
And if you want some fun!
01:48:13.986 --> 01:48:16.354
♪ Take Ob-la-di-bla-da. ♪
01:48:22.294 --> 01:48:24.429
Yes!
01:48:40.713 --> 01:48:43.448
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:48:43.450 --> 01:48:47.118
♪ Don't make it bad ♪
01:48:47.120 --> 01:48:53.992
♪ Take a sad song
and make it better ♪
01:48:53.994 --> 01:48:59.296
♪ Remember to let her
into your heart ♪
01:48:59.298 --> 01:49:02.100
♪ Then you can start ♪
01:49:02.102 --> 01:49:06.470
♪ To make it better ♪
01:49:06.472 --> 01:49:12.777
♪ Hey, Jude, don't be afraid ♪
01:49:12.779 --> 01:49:15.779
♪ You were made to ♪
01:49:15.781 --> 01:49:19.917
♪ Go out and get her ♪
01:49:19.919 --> 01:49:24.956
♪ The minute you let her
under your skin ♪
01:49:24.958 --> 01:49:31.699
♪ Then you begin
to make it better ♪
01:49:33.767 --> 01:49:37.101
♪ And anytime
you feel the pain ♪
01:49:37.103 --> 01:49:40.270
♪ Hey, Jude, refrain ♪
01:49:40.272 --> 01:49:43.006
♪ Don't carry the world ♪
01:49:43.008 --> 01:49:47.781
♪ Upon your shoulders ♪
01:49:49.850 --> 01:49:53.184
♪ For well you know
that it's a fool ♪
01:49:53.186 --> 01:49:56.488
♪ Who plays it cool ♪
01:49:56.490 --> 01:49:59.791
♪ By making his world ♪
01:49:59.793 --> 01:50:04.295
♪ A little colder ♪
01:50:04.297 --> 01:50:10.071
♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:50:12.873 --> 01:50:15.372
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:50:15.374 --> 01:50:19.243
♪ Don't let me down ♪
01:50:19.245 --> 01:50:25.884
♪ You have found her,
now go and get her ♪
01:50:25.886 --> 01:50:31.221
♪ Remember to let her
into your heart ♪
01:50:31.223 --> 01:50:37.431
♪ Then you can start
to make it better ♪
01:50:39.799 --> 01:50:43.167
♪ So let it out and let it in ♪
01:50:43.169 --> 01:50:46.938
♪ Hey, Jude, begin ♪
01:50:46.940 --> 01:50:50.341
♪ You're waiting for someone ♪
01:50:50.343 --> 01:50:54.281
♪ To perform with ♪
01:50:56.348 --> 01:50:59.884
♪ And don't you know
that it's just you ♪
01:50:59.886 --> 01:51:03.354
♪ Hey, Jude, you'll do ♪
01:51:03.356 --> 01:51:06.491
♪ The movement you need ♪
01:51:06.493 --> 01:51:10.561
♪ Is on your shoulder ♪
01:51:10.563 --> 01:51:13.598
♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:51:13.600 --> 01:51:19.871
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah, yeah ♪
01:51:19.873 --> 01:51:22.439
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:51:22.441 --> 01:51:26.377
♪ Don't make it bad ♪
01:51:26.379 --> 01:51:33.350
♪ Take a sad song
and make it better ♪
01:51:33.352 --> 01:51:38.622
♪ Remember to let her
under your skin ♪
01:51:38.624 --> 01:51:41.559
♪ Then you'll begin ♪
01:51:41.561 --> 01:51:44.561
♪ To make it better ♪
01:51:44.563 --> 01:51:47.465
♪ Better, better, better,
better, better ♪
01:51:47.467 --> 01:51:48.632
♪ I'm begging you ♪
01:51:48.634 --> 01:51:51.869
♪ Oh! Yeah... ♪
01:51:51.871 --> 01:51:56.541
- ♪ Nah, nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
01:51:56.543 --> 01:51:59.377
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:51:59.379 --> 01:52:01.382
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:52:03.450 --> 01:52:10.020
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:52:10.022 --> 01:52:12.556
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:52:12.558 --> 01:52:14.427
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:52:16.495 --> 01:52:23.134
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:52:23.136 --> 01:52:25.970
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:52:25.972 --> 01:52:27.842
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:52:29.910 --> 01:52:36.280
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:52:36.282 --> 01:52:38.649
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:52:38.651 --> 01:52:40.417
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:52:40.419 --> 01:52:43.488
♪ Jude, Judy, Judy,
Judy, Judy, Judy, ow, wow! ♪
01:52:43.490 --> 01:52:49.359
- ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- ♪ Oh, my, my, my ♪
01:52:49.361 --> 01:52:52.329
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:52:52.331 --> 01:52:53.665
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:52:53.667 --> 01:52:56.367
♪ Jude, Jude, Jude,
Jude, Jude ♪
01:52:56.369 --> 01:53:02.140
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:53:02.142 --> 01:53:05.376
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:53:05.378 --> 01:53:07.711
- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Yeah, you know you can make it, Jude ♪
01:53:07.713 --> 01:53:09.713
♪ Jude, you're
not gonna break it ♪
01:53:09.715 --> 01:53:12.216
♪ Nah, nah-nah ♪
01:53:12.218 --> 01:53:14.318
- ♪ Don't make it bad, Jude ♪
- ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:53:14.320 --> 01:53:18.055
- ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪
- ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:53:18.057 --> 01:53:21.091
- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Oh, Jude, Jude, hey, Jude ♪
01:53:21.093 --> 01:53:22.693
♪ Wow... ♪
01:53:22.695 --> 01:53:26.997
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:53:26.999 --> 01:53:31.269
- ♪ Ooh, Jude ♪
- ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:53:31.271 --> 01:53:33.171
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:53:33.173 --> 01:53:35.640
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
01:53:35.642 --> 01:53:39.577
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:53:39.579 --> 01:53:42.046
♪ Hey, hey ♪
01:53:42.048 --> 01:53:44.314
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:53:44.316 --> 01:53:45.649
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:53:45.651 --> 01:53:48.653
♪ Now, Jude, Jude,
Jude, Jude, Jude ♪
01:53:48.655 --> 01:53:53.591
- ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
01:53:53.593 --> 01:53:55.092
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
01:53:55.094 --> 01:53:57.327
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:53:57.329 --> 01:54:01.299
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:54:01.301 --> 01:54:07.070
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:54:07.072 --> 01:54:10.241
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:54:10.243 --> 01:54:11.576
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:54:11.578 --> 01:54:14.112
♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah-
nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah... ♪
01:54:14.114 --> 01:54:18.448
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:54:18.450 --> 01:54:20.051
♪ Pain won't come back, Jude ♪
01:54:20.053 --> 01:54:23.086
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:54:23.088 --> 01:54:24.958
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:54:26.692 --> 01:54:32.630
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:54:32.632 --> 01:54:35.733
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:54:35.735 --> 01:54:37.438
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:54:39.505 --> 01:54:44.475
- ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- ♪ Yeah... ♪
01:54:44.477 --> 01:54:46.411
♪ Make it through ♪
01:54:46.413 --> 01:54:48.578
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:54:48.580 --> 01:54:51.114
- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
01:54:51.116 --> 01:54:52.449
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
01:54:52.451 --> 01:54:58.523
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:54:58.525 --> 01:55:01.525
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:55:01.527 --> 01:55:04.095
- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Good evening, ladies and gentlemen ♪
01:55:04.097 --> 01:55:05.563
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma... ♪
01:55:05.565 --> 01:55:11.435
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:55:11.437 --> 01:55:14.538
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:55:14.540 --> 01:55:16.409
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:55:18.311 --> 01:55:24.282
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:55:24.284 --> 01:55:26.850
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:55:26.852 --> 01:55:29.686
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
01:55:29.688 --> 01:55:36.661
♪ Well, then a nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:55:36.663 --> 01:55:39.764
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
01:55:39.766 --> 01:55:42.699
♪ Hey, Jude. ♪
01:55:44.572 --> 01:55:49.572
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