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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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I'm going to tell you the
story, about how I met someone remarkable.
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We would like
to welcome you to Savanna.
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The temperature on the ground is 70
degrees, and the local time is...
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I'd just
flown in for a job interview.
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I had already
prepaid for my come-pick car,
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when the rental place
had a water main break.
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I'm sorry sir, we are
going to have to cancel your reservation.
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The car rental lot had
flooded. I didn't have time for this.
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I was already running a little late,
and I was trying to remember my answers
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to all the pre-interview
questions I'd practiced,
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so I had them drop me
off at the closest place.
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Excuse me, can you pull over?
Excuse me.
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Then suddenly,
I was standing in front of her.
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Thank you for
choosing Savanna Car Rentals.
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How can I help...
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I can't remember
which one of us smiled first.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I just want to get a car.
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Okay.
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That's me, yeah.
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July 10th?
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I'm May 10th.
What are the chances?
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Actually, the chances
are one in 30, but that didn't matter.
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We both could
feel something happening.
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Cool.
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By the end of
my first four hours in Savanna,
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I had a job,
and more importantly,
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I had a date.
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A little less than a year
later, we were married,
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and to think, it all happened because
some guy working for Savanna Water
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forgot to regulate the pressure.
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Every time,
I think we should remodel.
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- I speak up and say, "We have to go to Paris."
- Great, then let's go to Paris.
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And then I wake up the next morning,
and say, "we have to remodel".
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We've been trying to decide
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if we want to put
in a new pool in the backyard,
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or take that trip to Cabo.
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I'm very glad that we decided
that we are going to do the pool.
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Honey, I thought
we decided on Cabo?
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Yes, right.
No, we are going to Cabo.
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- We are going to Cabo.
- Brain fart. Wow.
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That must be Katie and Chuck.
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There are the wines.
She's white, he's red.
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Hi.
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Katie, are you okay?
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Where's Chuck?
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That's why all these jobs are moving to Florida
and Texas. There's no state income tax.
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- A part of me has always wanted to live in Texas.
- All those tornadoes,
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- it's so dangerous.
- Then, how about Florida?
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Florida is great.
It's right next door.
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Well, they have a lot of hurricanes...
It's...
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Not to mention the humidity.
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It's...
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We were supposed to go
to Florida this summer.
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His sister's getting married.
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We have the plane tickets
already, and the hotel, and my...
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My... bridesmaid's dress,
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and he even said, it was going
to be like our second honeymoon.
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But then he screwed
a girl he met online.
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Katie, would you like
to lie down or...
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Guys, I'm fine.
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I'm going to be
a divorce wedding planner.
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That's great.
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More Syrah, anyone?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Yes, okay.
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Jan might have some Xanax.
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Steve and Sabrina
just liked our photo.
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They just said, where's their invite?
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- I've always liked them.
- Yes, they are nice. We haven't seen them in a while.
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We should invite them
to the next barbecue.
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Maybe we can have a cookout competition.
He's always bragging about his brisket.
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- It's not that good.
- No, it's too dry.
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- No way.
- What?
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Chuck just changed
his status to single.
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- He did?
- Yes.
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Well, that is disgusting.
You should unfriend him.
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- No, okay.
- It's up to you.
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Only do it if it's
what you really want.
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If we go, I'll buy
you the first three rounds.
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- If he doesn't go, you owe me.
- I could take that.
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- Prove me right, Nate.
- No, prove me wrong.
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We've got an extra ticket
for the game tonight.
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He thinks if we
offered to you, you won't go.
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- He thinks you will.
- It's the first three rounds on the winner.
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- Guys, I can't.
- There it is.
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- Victory.
- I would love to, but I can't. Tonight, I've got plans...
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Susan, steak, chips,
game shows waiting at home?
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That was last night actually.
No, tonight's remodeling shows.
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Susan and I are re-doing the new bathroom.
She'd kill me if I missed it,
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but I'll go
with you guys next time.
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You realize you tell us that
every single week, right?
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Look, it's cool. Just tell us you'd
rather go home and hang with your wife.
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- We'll stop asking.
- No, it's just... If I start going out on a guys' night,
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then she'll start going on girls
nights, and then before you know it,
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I'm only going to
see her on the weekends.
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- And that's wrong because?
- Weekends are for projects.
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- Projects?
- Yes, mowing the lawn, painting the trim, building a new deck.
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Look, Susan and I made a commitment
to make our commitment work,
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- and you know what that takes?
- Masochistic guilt?
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No, it takes commitment.
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When you guys find
the right relationship,
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you'll love that commitment.
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No, man, you're right.
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You're right. I mean, we are
just gonna go to the game,
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we're going to get hammered, we're
going to probably embarrass ourselves...
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- Yes.
- ...in front of some coeds.
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But you, you'd rather go home to your wife.
That's amazing.
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- Yes.
- Seriously, man.
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- You're kind of lucky.
- I tell myself that every day.
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Just to clean down these
walls. Free it up from all the...
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That is a great idea for
a backsplash. What do you think?
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I don't know. What do you think?
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- Maybe.
- Yes, maybe.
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- Love you.
- Love you, too.
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Well, we want to do the infinity
pool because it looks amazing, but...
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Grab your glasses. He's Riesling, she's champagne.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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I can't eat it.
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I thought you loved cheesecake?
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I do, but I made
a deal with Deborah.
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She stops using her passive-aggressive
manipulation to make me go visit her mother,
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and I lose ten pounds.
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Well, eh,
commitment takes compromise.
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No, it takes ignorance.
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- What's this?
- Some event the city's hosting.
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They're looking for a design
for the new concert hall.
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- Cool, are you going?
- Christ.
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I wish, but I've got
Deborah's third annual
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organic guacamole competition that
she hosts every year with her sisters.
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- That sounds fun.
- Yes, if you don't have a dick.
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You should go to that though. They have
free food, free booze, and who knows,
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you might even get
inspired to design something.
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Right.
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It's the wife.
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Time to compromise.
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- Hey.
- Hey, I left some frosting off the list this morning,
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so can you pick some up? It's in
aisle three, next to the flour.
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Yes, but frosting for what?
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I told Dan and Jan that we
would bring a cake on Friday.
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- Nate?
- Yes, sorry.
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Do we really want to go to that?
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I mean, it's just to celebrate the first
day of construction on the new pool.
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- What else would we do?
- Well, I was thinking,
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the city is hosting this event to find
architects to design the new concert hall
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and, I don't know, I thought
it sounded like it could be fun.
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- Susan?
- Yes. No, I mean, we could go,
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but last time we went to one of those
things you were bored out of your mind
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and you made me promise
that we would never go again.
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Besides, we already told
Dan and Jan we would be there.
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You know what?
It was unbearable.
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Intolerable, but it's up to you.
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I'll only do it
if it's what you really want.
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Hello.
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Susan?
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- What's wrong?
- It just hit me, okay?
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This wave of emotion,
this feeling
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and I don't know
how to describe it,
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but every part of me realize
that every part of me is just...
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Unhappy?
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Miserable.
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Miserable?
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Miserable?
How is that even possible?
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One minute I'm on the phone and we're debating
what to do Friday night and then the next,
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you tell me that you're miserable.
How the fuck is that even possible?
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It just is, okay?
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No, no, listen to me.
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Let's talk about this.
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What can we do?
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What can I do to fix this?
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I wish I knew.
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I really think I just
needed to put this all in perspective.
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I mean, what marriage didn't
have a little bump in the road?
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A hill to climb.
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I figured that when our friends
heard about this Friday night,
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they'd cut the cake
and toast to Nate's night out.
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- Good morning.
- Oh my. Nate, what the hell are you doing?
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I just thought we could talk.
I brought us some coffee.
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Okay, but don't just
barge in on me when I'm naked.
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What are you talking about? I've
seen you naked a thousand times.
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I don't get
what the big deal is.
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Look, we're having some issues
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and I don't want
to complicate things.
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I don't have any issues. You said
you were unhappy. I'm not unhappy.
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- I love our life, our marriage, getting to sleep in my own bed.
- I know.
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- I feel different, okay?
- Different?
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Better.
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- What do you mean, better?
- What do you think I mean?
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Do you want me to lie to you?
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Maybe.
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But the fourth wife,
she was a real looker.
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We both got our
money's worth on that one.
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So, do you think you, uh,
could ever get married again?
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No. No, no, no, no.
I don't think so. I'm...
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I'm so unlucky.
If it were raining pussies,
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the one that would land on my head
would have a dick already in it.
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All right, moving on.
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Ed, how about you, any movement
with your action items this week?
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Yes. I finally got rid of that
hyphen at the end of my name,
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so I'm no longer Ed Smith-Myers.
I'm just Ed Smith.
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Congratulations, Ed.
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You're making real progress.
I'm proud of you.
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Nate, how about you?
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Would you like
to share with the group?
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Hi, I'm Nate.
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I just came
to check this out because
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American Voices
is finished for this season,
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so I had a little bit
of extra time this week.
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I don't really
know what I'm doing here.
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I know, I got really lucky,
I was able to get an earlier flight.
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It means we can definitely make
it to Peter and Penny's potluck.
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Yes, yes,
I'll pick up a bottle of Syrah.
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You look like the expert.
Are the waffles here any good?
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Are the waffles here any good?
Yes, yes, they're okay.
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I had better. My wife actually
makes really good waffles.
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Wholegrain, soy milk, egg whites
and we only use grade A maple syrup,
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medium amber in the little
maple leaf bottle from Vermont.
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Susan has this way of pouring the
maple syrup into every other square,
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there's never too much
but never too little.
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She would even take the butter out of the
fridge an hour before we ate so it softens,
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then when it hits the top of the waffle,
it just melts in every direction.
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I bet you can't
wait to get home.
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I placed the Blueridge mountain,
the problem is we got to use it.
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- We go back and forth and I say...
- Hey, Nate.
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- I have to go to Asheville and he says...
- How's it going?
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- I feel like it's been a while.
- Yes, it has, hasn't it?
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We cannot decide.
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Nate, what a surprise.
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Yes, it is a surprise, isn't it?
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You're having a dinner party with all
our friends as if nothing even happened.
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- Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm really good.
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Thanks for asking.
I'm getting along just swell.
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I'm really glad that you're
making good use of our time apart.
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The space that you wanted so bad
is treating you well. Then hey,
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- it's just shits and giggles here at my expense, isn't it?
- It's not like that,
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- let's just go upstairs and talk.
- Holy shit.
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Is that the new 65-inch 4K HDTV
with crystal clear pixilation,
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the one that I wanted to get
instead of redoing the bathroom?
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Okay, the rocking ribs
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are ready to be tasted.
Who wants some more pinot?
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Oh. Hey, how's it going?
I'm Nick. Good to meet you.
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- What's your name?
- My name is Nate Brown.
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- Nate Brown.
- It's on the mail that comes here. It's on the cable bill.
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- Nate, can we please just talk about this...
- You know what?
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It's really not the fact that you're
screwing my wife that bothers me,
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because honestly, that I
could get over, but Susan,
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if you're going to let this guy
wear my "kiss the cook" apron,
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use my dripless basting brush and
cook in my 44-inch combo grill,
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then I'm sorry, but you're
nothing but a filthy whore.
00:18:28.043 --> 00:18:31.878
I'm just having a really hard time
adjusting to everything right now.
00:18:31.880 --> 00:18:34.747
- Hard, how?
- Well...
00:18:34.749 --> 00:18:39.152
I... I just feel like my whole
life is turned upside down, right?
00:18:39.154 --> 00:18:42.892
And I don't know
where to start, you know.
00:18:43.825 --> 00:18:47.594
I'm also dealing with some
pretty big issues at the moment
00:18:47.596 --> 00:18:50.831
like not being allowed back into my
own house that I bought and paid for.
00:18:50.833 --> 00:18:55.136
But then, there's also like the little things
that bother me even more than being homeless.
00:18:55.138 --> 00:18:57.938
Like I passed our Thai
food place the other night.
00:18:57.940 --> 00:19:01.944
We loved Thai food, it was our
favorite and every time we'd go,
00:19:01.946 --> 00:19:05.947
I would get the chicken skewers and she would
get the garlic beef and then we'd share.
00:19:05.949 --> 00:19:06.884
And it's like...
00:19:08.986 --> 00:19:11.786
What the fuck
am I supposed to do now?
00:19:11.788 --> 00:19:14.590
I mean, I can't get both.
00:19:14.592 --> 00:19:15.693
Hey.
00:19:17.294 --> 00:19:20.262
It's just
going to take some time.
00:19:20.264 --> 00:19:22.764
How long have
you been coming here?
00:19:22.766 --> 00:19:24.303
15 years.
00:19:31.843 --> 00:19:33.375
I would've gone to Paris.
00:19:33.377 --> 00:19:37.282
No, she remodels.
00:19:38.717 --> 00:19:40.819
Nate?
00:19:42.287 --> 00:19:43.788
Nate Brown.
00:19:44.889 --> 00:19:49.028
It's Katie, Katie Franco,
00:19:50.895 --> 00:19:54.097
- used to be Hamilton.
- Oh, Katie.
00:19:54.099 --> 00:19:57.267
Katie, hi!
00:19:57.269 --> 00:19:59.202
What the hell happened to you?
00:19:59.204 --> 00:20:01.104
I'll take that as a compliment.
00:20:01.106 --> 00:20:05.776
And you look
like you always did.
00:20:05.778 --> 00:20:09.680
Really? Because half of me
is divorcing the other half.
00:20:09.682 --> 00:20:12.752
- Aw, you too?
- M-hm.
00:20:14.954 --> 00:20:17.188
So, what are you up to now?
00:20:17.190 --> 00:20:20.791
You still helping the betrothed
march to their emotional death?
00:20:20.793 --> 00:20:22.927
- God, no.
- Really?
00:20:22.929 --> 00:20:25.363
That... that was your life.
You lived for it.
00:20:25.365 --> 00:20:29.800
No, I had what could
be innocently described
00:20:29.802 --> 00:20:33.270
as a complete fucking meltdown
where I lost my cool on a customer
00:20:33.272 --> 00:20:35.877
to the point where
they called off the engagement.
00:20:36.877 --> 00:20:38.778
Probably good you quit.
00:20:38.780 --> 00:20:41.247
Are you kidding? It was
like the best day of my life.
00:20:41.249 --> 00:20:45.017
I... suddenly felt
empowered and inspired
00:20:45.019 --> 00:20:48.290
and it allowed me to shed the
past and take hold of my own life.
00:20:51.425 --> 00:20:54.859
I thought from that moment on
00:20:54.861 --> 00:20:57.195
of my breakup as my wakeup,
00:20:57.197 --> 00:21:01.233
as the moment in my life when
I said, "I am my own person.
00:21:01.235 --> 00:21:05.305
I'm not just half of Katie
and Chuck. I'm Katie Franco."
00:21:05.307 --> 00:21:09.943
and the fun of the single thing is starting
over. Don't commiserate, celebrate.
00:21:09.945 --> 00:21:12.479
- What is there to celebrate?
- You.
00:21:12.481 --> 00:21:14.815
Your newfound freedom,
your independence.
00:21:14.817 --> 00:21:18.320
- The new life you're about to embark on.
- Celebrate being single?
00:21:21.756 --> 00:21:24.258
My... my marriage
was everything to me.
00:21:24.260 --> 00:21:28.162
Operative word: Was. You got
to start living in the now.
00:21:28.164 --> 00:21:30.164
- Fuck the past.
- Fuck the past?
00:21:30.166 --> 00:21:32.232
- Seize your future.
- Carpe diem?
00:21:32.234 --> 00:21:35.238
Listen, you guys
planned a wedding, right?
00:21:36.272 --> 00:21:39.176
That was just one big party.
Why don't you throw another one?
00:21:40.176 --> 00:21:41.912
I don't know,
I guess I could try.
00:21:43.647 --> 00:21:47.017
I just don't know if I could pull it off.
Seems like a lot to celebrate just moi.
00:21:47.918 --> 00:21:50.221
Who else would
you rather celebrate?
00:21:53.224 --> 00:21:56.425
Well, listen.
Call me if you need me.
00:21:56.427 --> 00:21:58.393
I'm back to being an accountant.
00:21:58.395 --> 00:22:01.199
Taxes after
a divorce can be a bit tricky.
00:22:10.107 --> 00:22:11.174
Cele...
00:22:11.176 --> 00:22:12.945
...brate.
00:22:18.516 --> 00:22:22.254
7:00 p.m.
00:22:31.196 --> 00:22:33.329
This is so out of character.
00:22:33.331 --> 00:22:36.499
I'm honestly surprised
he came up with it himself.
00:22:36.501 --> 00:22:38.869
Really? You think?
00:22:38.871 --> 00:22:43.573
If that was my ex-husband,
I... I would sabotage the party
00:22:43.575 --> 00:22:47.314
and make a complete ass out of him
in front of all of his loser friends.
00:22:48.948 --> 00:22:50.915
Hypothetically
speaking, you know.
00:22:50.917 --> 00:22:55.084
Jan loves
her little hypotheticals.
00:22:55.086 --> 00:22:57.955
- You know, I just... Throwing a party is hard.
- It's tough.
00:22:57.957 --> 00:23:02.827
It's not just buying a six-pack
and serving some onion dip,
00:23:02.829 --> 00:23:05.130
it's... it's a lot more,
you know.
00:23:05.132 --> 00:23:08.499
I always planned who's
coming and what we would serve
00:23:08.501 --> 00:23:10.537
and where they
would sit, you know?
00:23:12.072 --> 00:23:14.171
I always made him
feel like he was involved.
00:23:14.173 --> 00:23:17.342
Yeah, he always had those amazing
syrupy sweet and spicy ribs.
00:23:17.344 --> 00:23:22.514
- Seriously? It was seriously not syrupy.
- Misspoke.
00:23:22.516 --> 00:23:28.220
And if I hadn't added white pepper
to the rub, it would have been bland.
00:23:28.222 --> 00:23:32.958
And if I didn't constantly baste
the ribs, it would've burned.
00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:37.964
If I didn't serve merlot, he
would've served chardonnay, so.
00:23:37.966 --> 00:23:41.566
- That would not have gone...
- You can't do that.
00:23:41.568 --> 00:23:43.471
After the term alimony?
00:23:44.972 --> 00:23:47.543
Permanent alimony.
00:23:48.978 --> 00:23:54.350
Her pension contribution
entitlement, her car insurance.
00:23:55.617 --> 00:23:57.820
Her healthcare coverage.
00:23:58.554 --> 00:24:01.490
I see 17% of my salary.
00:24:02.590 --> 00:24:05.227
One-seven.
00:24:08.063 --> 00:24:10.433
No wonder I feel 83% like shit.
00:24:13.603 --> 00:24:15.105
The irony?
00:24:17.139 --> 00:24:21.911
Before our first date,
I dreamed of fucking her
00:24:25.048 --> 00:24:27.382
and now she's fucking me.
00:24:27.384 --> 00:24:29.086
Right up the ass.
00:24:32.454 --> 00:24:36.291
Okay. Uh...
00:24:36.293 --> 00:24:39.997
Anyone else have
anything they'd like to add?
00:24:41.531 --> 00:24:43.300
I have something.
00:24:44.969 --> 00:24:46.438
Uhm...
00:24:48.039 --> 00:24:52.377
I was actually trying to think about
this divorce thing in a whole new way.
00:24:53.410 --> 00:24:55.510
So instead of
feeling like shit about it,
00:24:55.512 --> 00:24:58.982
I decided why not have a party?
00:24:58.984 --> 00:25:04.988
I'm... I'm sorry,
why not have a what?
00:25:04.990 --> 00:25:06.425
A divorce party.
00:25:07.458 --> 00:25:09.559
Nate...
00:25:09.561 --> 00:25:14.263
I... I think
that might be misdirecting
00:25:14.265 --> 00:25:16.700
some of the pain
that you're feeling.
00:25:16.702 --> 00:25:20.670
Yeah, why would
you want to do that?
00:25:20.672 --> 00:25:23.473
I mean, you could think
about it any way you want,
00:25:23.475 --> 00:25:27.345
but you'd still be broadcasting
your failure to the world.
00:25:27.347 --> 00:25:31.415
We come in here to share
our lives with each other,
00:25:31.417 --> 00:25:33.684
but we keep it in this room.
00:25:33.686 --> 00:25:36.454
You want to share your
misery with the world?
00:25:36.456 --> 00:25:41.128
Fine, but for me,
I... I'd rather be safe in here,
00:25:42.027 --> 00:25:44.497
than deal with
what's going on out there.
00:25:52.072 --> 00:25:54.606
I need to understand how I,
00:25:54.608 --> 00:25:57.509
a guy that I think
is pretty normal, not offensive,
00:25:57.511 --> 00:26:02.179
only rarely loses his temper in public,
only has one guest attending his party.
00:26:02.181 --> 00:26:04.318
- What party?
- The divorce party.
00:26:06.053 --> 00:26:08.387
The one that you RSVP'd to?
00:26:08.389 --> 00:26:10.626
Oh, yeah. Here it is.
00:26:11.659 --> 00:26:15.695
Well, first of all,
I RSVP yes to every invite.
00:26:15.697 --> 00:26:18.563
It doesn't mean I'm going, it
means that you think I'm going.
00:26:18.565 --> 00:26:22.537
So for the next week, if I see you at spin
class, you don't think I'm lame for saying no.
00:26:23.537 --> 00:26:26.238
Then, about an hour
before the party starts,
00:26:26.240 --> 00:26:29.175
I send you an email with
something along the lines of,
00:26:29.177 --> 00:26:32.344
"Oh my God,
I'm so sorry I can't make it.
00:26:32.346 --> 00:26:34.215
But do a shot for me.
Love you. Katie."
00:26:35.450 --> 00:26:37.284
So you weren't coming either?
00:26:37.286 --> 00:26:38.688
No, of course not.
00:26:40.288 --> 00:26:43.457
- Okay.
- Listen, Nate. I don't know what to tell you.
00:26:43.459 --> 00:26:47.127
You decided to throw a party and now you're
realizing that without your marriage,
00:26:47.129 --> 00:26:49.396
no one feels obligated
to show up just for you.
00:26:49.398 --> 00:26:50.533
Why not?
00:26:52.034 --> 00:26:55.271
Because you used to be half of
something and now you're all of nothing.
00:26:56.305 --> 00:26:58.840
- Don't you think that's kind of your fault?
- Oh, my fault?
00:26:58.842 --> 00:27:02.377
Yeah. I mean, you gave me the whole,
"Don't commiserate, celebrate" speech.
00:27:02.379 --> 00:27:05.112
Nate, please.
Look at your invite.
00:27:05.114 --> 00:27:08.719
Chips and dip at the Savannah Inn
Express isn't a party, it's pathetic.
00:27:10.420 --> 00:27:14.255
- I got the Double Deluxe Suite.
- Nate, if you want to have a successful divorce party,
00:27:14.257 --> 00:27:16.391
- you got to treat this as if...
- As if what?
00:27:16.393 --> 00:27:19.494
As if it was
as important as your wedding.
00:27:19.496 --> 00:27:23.565
Okay. Look, if I had 30 grand to
spend, I'd throw something cool,
00:27:23.567 --> 00:27:25.868
- but I don't have that kind of money.
- Are you telling me
00:27:25.870 --> 00:27:29.170
your new life is only worth a bag of
tortilla chips and a jar of salsa?
00:27:29.172 --> 00:27:31.140
Because that's what I'm hearing.
00:27:31.142 --> 00:27:34.543
Okay, think about it. If you
were getting married somehow,
00:27:34.545 --> 00:27:39.284
you and your over-eager bride would find the
money to flaunt your new life together, right?
00:27:43.887 --> 00:27:46.354
Why don't you throw it for me?
00:27:46.356 --> 00:27:47.790
What?
00:27:47.792 --> 00:27:50.326
I mean, you love doing that.
You lived for it.
00:27:50.328 --> 00:27:51.230
No.
00:27:52.431 --> 00:27:55.268
What I lived for
was a feeling, you know?
00:27:57.269 --> 00:28:00.673
The rush of making a memory that could
maybe carry somebody through a lifetime.
00:28:01.573 --> 00:28:02.475
Like...
00:28:04.276 --> 00:28:06.512
I was creating a piece of art,
00:28:08.379 --> 00:28:10.148
and I was the artist,
00:28:13.453 --> 00:28:15.620
but that was the past.
00:28:15.622 --> 00:28:18.221
Your specialty was sending
people off into the world,
00:28:18.223 --> 00:28:20.293
with the memory
of the best day of their lives.
00:28:21.461 --> 00:28:23.697
Help me have
a new best day of my life.
00:28:24.664 --> 00:28:26.333
Make me a work of art.
00:28:27.533 --> 00:28:28.668
Please?
00:28:36.510 --> 00:28:40.179
Okay. If you can find
the money to pay my full fee
00:28:40.181 --> 00:28:43.315
and allow me to plan something
with the bells and whistles
00:28:43.317 --> 00:28:47.255
that keeps my former reputation
intact, then I'll do it.
00:28:50.390 --> 00:28:51.892
Okay.
00:29:24.726 --> 00:29:28.529
- Okay, are we good?
- Okay. All right.
00:29:28.531 --> 00:29:29.799
Look at that body.
00:29:34.570 --> 00:29:40.476
Fuck, yeah.
00:29:41.543 --> 00:29:45.314
Ooh, yeah. Come on, baby.
00:29:50.454 --> 00:29:53.655
Oh, Jesus Christ already!
00:29:53.657 --> 00:29:56.724
Nate! What the hell
are you doing here?
00:29:56.726 --> 00:29:59.628
Oh, my God.
I thought you'd be at work.
00:29:59.630 --> 00:30:03.365
There must be some reason, some urgent
need that absolutely could not wait.
00:30:03.367 --> 00:30:06.267
- Well, I need my tennis shoes.
- Your tennis shoes?
00:30:06.269 --> 00:30:08.837
Yeah, I looked in the closet and
on the shoe rack and I just...
00:30:08.839 --> 00:30:13.341
Yeah, dude, yeah
right behind my ab-roller.
00:30:13.343 --> 00:30:16.012
Yeah.
00:30:16.014 --> 00:30:19.482
Yes, little guy, huh?
00:30:19.484 --> 00:30:21.486
He's...
00:30:23.020 --> 00:30:26.224
Size eight and a half, right?
00:30:27.758 --> 00:30:30.693
Nine and a half.
00:30:30.695 --> 00:30:35.301
Yeah, thank you. Okay.
00:30:36.567 --> 00:30:41.071
There I was standing in front of my
soon to be ex and her buck naked boyfriend
00:30:41.073 --> 00:30:45.909
and it was clear, the ring
meant absolutely nothing to her.
00:30:45.911 --> 00:30:50.813
It was like she was void of that gush
of emotion that she had when I proposed.
00:30:50.815 --> 00:30:56.519
I spent weeks, months even
researching the stupid four C's:
00:30:56.521 --> 00:30:59.489
cut, color, clarity, and carat.
00:30:59.491 --> 00:31:03.695
I organized a flash mob
for the perfect proposal.
00:31:03.697 --> 00:31:06.267
I even hired dancers
to present the ring.
00:31:07.566 --> 00:31:11.568
I mean, the fucking absurdity of
this invented tradition where men
00:31:11.570 --> 00:31:13.640
have to bust their ass
00:31:14.708 --> 00:31:18.479
and spend three months salary just
to express their undying devotion.
00:31:20.547 --> 00:31:22.980
I mean, when
the hell did that start?
00:31:22.982 --> 00:31:24.885
When men were stupid
enough to fall for it.
00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:28.687
I don't know, maybe
I should just give it back.
00:31:28.689 --> 00:31:32.958
Well, the courts look at an engagement
ring as a promise of a marriage,
00:31:32.960 --> 00:31:36.728
and that the bride fulfills that
promise, and your ex certainly did.
00:31:36.730 --> 00:31:39.797
It's supposedly hers,
free and clear.
00:31:39.799 --> 00:31:43.000
- You think I should return it?
- Hell no, it's a bullshit law.
00:31:43.002 --> 00:31:48.610
Hock that ring and you get as much
money for it as you can, fuck her.
00:31:53.882 --> 00:31:57.750
This is the Bridal Bible,
all my girls used to get one.
00:31:57.752 --> 00:32:03.091
It's the "how to" for the "I do" even if we're
celebrating the death of your marriage.
00:32:04.725 --> 00:32:08.795
Since you've been lost in the
delusional fairy tale of marriage,
00:32:08.797 --> 00:32:11.832
how about
something truly romantic?
00:32:11.834 --> 00:32:14.868
Maybe even a mask party where
we reveal the new Nate Brown.
00:32:14.870 --> 00:32:16.605
Hm? What do you think?
00:32:19.075 --> 00:32:20.377
I don't know.
00:32:25.982 --> 00:32:31.152
How about this, you've got a sweeping
view of the water, what's not to love?
00:32:31.154 --> 00:32:34.625
And we could even do maybe like,
a little spiritual cleansing in the river.
00:32:38.928 --> 00:32:40.098
I don't know.
00:32:45.769 --> 00:32:50.875
I thought this could be the perfect place
to be loud and proud about your new life.
00:32:52.443 --> 00:32:53.444
What do you think?
00:32:55.044 --> 00:32:56.446
Maybe.
00:32:59.117 --> 00:33:02.784
What about something
exotic like Indian food?
00:33:02.786 --> 00:33:05.590
- We don't like Indian.
- What do you mean we?
00:33:06.491 --> 00:33:08.394
I mean me.
00:33:10.994 --> 00:33:13.829
- That is bitching.
- Yeah, and if I serve that,
00:33:13.831 --> 00:33:15.831
everyone's going
to think I'm a huge a bitch.
00:33:15.833 --> 00:33:20.569
Maybe, it's cushy.
00:33:20.571 --> 00:33:22.673
It's cringe-worthy.
00:33:22.675 --> 00:33:26.108
I don't want people to think that I
have all of this pent-up emotions,
00:33:26.110 --> 00:33:29.012
this bitter pill that
I'm forcing them to swallow.
00:33:29.014 --> 00:33:30.746
This looks like
a Halloween cake.
00:33:30.748 --> 00:33:33.116
Besides, no one even
likes white icing, do they?
00:33:33.118 --> 00:33:36.188
I mean, it's just a cake.
00:33:38.657 --> 00:33:40.657
I set the seating at a 100.
00:33:40.659 --> 00:33:44.994
We can always adjust up if we
need to or down for that matter.
00:33:44.996 --> 00:33:49.100
I don't understand why we're working on a
seating chart when I don't have any guests yet.
00:33:49.102 --> 00:33:53.774
- That's exactly my point.
- And it's valid, but I don't have anyone to invite.
00:33:54.740 --> 00:33:58.709
All of my so-called friends were just
bodies that would come over two by two
00:33:58.711 --> 00:34:00.645
for bland wine
and safe conversation.
00:34:00.647 --> 00:34:02.045
Trust me, I remember that.
00:34:02.047 --> 00:34:04.782
Your revolving list
of couple friend guests.
00:34:04.784 --> 00:34:06.885
Listen, it doesn't matter,
because I'm pretty sure
00:34:06.887 --> 00:34:09.123
those people are going
to go to Susan's party anyways.
00:34:10.858 --> 00:34:14.595
Of course, she's having a party.
She lives for those things.
00:34:15.530 --> 00:34:21.236
Exactly, so why don't you let her live
her life while you go define yours.
00:34:23.070 --> 00:34:25.740
Go find some people
you actually want to be around.
00:34:26.807 --> 00:34:29.073
39 trees, 39.
00:34:29.075 --> 00:34:31.179
It's got to have greenery.
00:34:34.883 --> 00:34:37.283
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, man.
00:34:37.285 --> 00:34:39.920
Just wanted to see what you
guys were up to this weekend.
00:34:39.922 --> 00:34:44.623
See If you wanted to have some brewskis
or tease some tail or something.
00:34:44.625 --> 00:34:48.661
I'm sorry, tease some tail?
00:34:48.663 --> 00:34:51.631
Yeah, you know,
go out and just...
00:34:51.633 --> 00:34:54.033
Everything okay?
00:34:54.035 --> 00:34:56.236
Yeah, yeah,
everything's fine. I'm fine.
00:34:56.238 --> 00:34:58.941
- Well, better than fine.
- You don't have to lie.
00:34:59.976 --> 00:35:02.342
I'm not, lie about what?
00:35:02.344 --> 00:35:05.613
A guy's wife who's in my fantasy
league, who also take yoga with Jan,
00:35:05.615 --> 00:35:10.017
who apparently attends your dinner
parties, told us that Susan kicked you out.
00:35:10.019 --> 00:35:12.320
Why weren't we invited
to those dinner parties?
00:35:12.322 --> 00:35:15.822
We're just... We're
working through some issues.
00:35:15.824 --> 00:35:18.092
- She's divorcing you.
- That is one of the issues.
00:35:18.094 --> 00:35:20.193
Look, those dinner parties
were boring. I was bored.
00:35:20.195 --> 00:35:22.663
- You guys would have been bored.
- All right, look,
00:35:22.665 --> 00:35:25.299
we see through
your little charade here.
00:35:25.301 --> 00:35:27.935
Clearly, everything isn't
hunky dory in Brown manor
00:35:27.937 --> 00:35:31.041
and now that there's no Susan,
I'd say you're a little
00:35:32.308 --> 00:35:33.975
desperate to hang out with us.
00:35:33.977 --> 00:35:36.847
Desperate? I'm not desperate.
00:35:38.314 --> 00:35:42.149
- What do you think?
- We're going to that thing this weekend.
00:35:47.891 --> 00:35:50.126
- All right, look. Here's the deal, dude, no.
- No.
00:35:50.128 --> 00:35:52.695
- Not in this condition.
- What condition?
00:35:52.697 --> 00:35:55.764
You're like a caged man
in the zoo of life,
00:35:55.766 --> 00:35:59.135
a sad little Panda cub that's
been protected behind bars,
00:35:59.137 --> 00:36:03.873
suckling milk from your mother's tits
and now, you don't have a mommy anymore.
00:36:03.875 --> 00:36:08.210
Trust us, this is for your own safety. If
we put you into the wild, you'd be killed.
00:36:08.212 --> 00:36:10.948
I can survive in the wild, okay?
00:36:10.950 --> 00:36:12.252
I can be a tiger.
00:36:13.318 --> 00:36:14.787
I can kill.
00:36:20.959 --> 00:36:22.426
- Seth. Hey, man.
- Good to see you.
00:36:22.428 --> 00:36:24.861
Heidi, what's up, baby?
Looking good.
00:36:24.863 --> 00:36:27.367
- Hey.
- Yo.
00:36:31.370 --> 00:36:32.739
Alright.
00:36:35.808 --> 00:36:38.612
Hi, just be cool, right? Mingle.
00:36:54.427 --> 00:36:59.200
It's good to be out, you know,
on my own, solo, kicking it.
00:37:00.233 --> 00:37:03.102
Not having to worry about what time I get
home tonight, so I can make some stupid
00:37:03.104 --> 00:37:05.970
brunch plans in the morning,
do you know what that's like?
00:37:05.972 --> 00:37:09.809
I mean, dude,
I spent so much time
00:37:09.811 --> 00:37:13.211
worrying about
Susan this, Susan that.
00:37:13.213 --> 00:37:17.151
Trying to keep her happy for her to turn
around one day and tell me that she's unhappy.
00:37:18.186 --> 00:37:19.854
What the fuck is up with that?
00:37:24.158 --> 00:37:27.393
I mean it's okay. At least I'm not one of those
guys that has to talk about it all the time.
00:37:27.395 --> 00:37:29.061
- You know?
- All right, baby.
00:37:29.063 --> 00:37:31.764
Your turn to drink,
let's go, okay.
00:37:31.766 --> 00:37:34.801
Chug, chug, chug.
00:37:34.803 --> 00:37:38.438
Chug, chug, chug.
00:37:38.440 --> 00:37:42.074
Chug.
00:37:42.076 --> 00:37:44.813
I got you.
00:37:49.985 --> 00:37:53.756
Chad, badass rad Chad.
00:37:55.325 --> 00:37:57.795
What's up, motherfucker?
00:38:00.430 --> 00:38:05.966
Hey dude,
00:38:05.968 --> 00:38:07.834
all kidding aside,
00:38:07.836 --> 00:38:11.072
- you're a really awesome guy, man.
- Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:11.074 --> 00:38:14.879
- Cool, man.
- I love you, buddy.
00:38:16.513 --> 00:38:18.149
Hey, we should
hang out sometime.
00:38:19.250 --> 00:38:22.350
What do you put in your hair,
too? How do you get it to...
00:38:22.352 --> 00:38:26.989
- What do you mean hang out?
- I don't mean that in a gay way.
00:38:26.991 --> 00:38:31.159
Like, I'm not trying to pick you up or
take you to like a homo bar or something.
00:38:31.161 --> 00:38:36.235
Right, so if you were, you know, trying
to pick me up, would that be a bad thing?
00:38:37.168 --> 00:38:38.970
No, that's what I'm saying.
00:38:40.938 --> 00:38:44.874
You're a really good
looking guy, but I'm not gay.
00:38:44.876 --> 00:38:48.278
- You know, I feel bad for the gays, though.
- Oh, yeah?
00:38:48.280 --> 00:38:52.051
Adopting children, and marriage
equality, and like...
00:38:55.019 --> 00:38:56.586
Fuck marriage, man.
00:38:56.588 --> 00:38:59.123
It's bad enough being
married to the opposite sex,
00:38:59.125 --> 00:39:02.359
why the fuck would you want
to be married to the same sex,
00:39:02.361 --> 00:39:03.897
you know what I mean?
00:39:07.399 --> 00:39:08.801
Sorry.
00:39:18.009 --> 00:39:19.212
Hey.
00:39:20.546 --> 00:39:23.280
Hey, guys.
Do you guys want a drink?
00:39:23.282 --> 00:39:26.483
- Fuck no, I don't want a drink.
- Why would you hit on Chad?
00:39:26.485 --> 00:39:29.123
- Yeah, what were you thinking?
- What do you mean?
00:39:30.257 --> 00:39:32.224
Oh, dude, come on. We're cool.
00:39:32.226 --> 00:39:35.930
Hey, Chad, Chad,
do you want a drink?
00:39:36.929 --> 00:39:40.264
- Watch, I got this.
- Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Yeah?
00:39:40.266 --> 00:39:42.867
Listen, I don't know
who the hell you think you are,
00:39:42.869 --> 00:39:46.240
but I think I speak for everyone here when I
tell you that it's time for you to go home.
00:39:57.084 --> 00:39:59.919
I think you're in
serious need of inspiration.
00:39:59.921 --> 00:40:02.988
- I think you need a date.
- A date?
00:40:02.990 --> 00:40:05.390
Yes,
not a girlfriend, not a wife,
00:40:05.392 --> 00:40:07.993
not someone
to help you plan everything.
00:40:07.995 --> 00:40:11.530
Just someone who might actually enjoy
your company during your divorce party.
00:40:11.532 --> 00:40:13.136
A date?
00:40:16.906 --> 00:40:19.572
- At least I have one person coming.
- Exactly,
00:40:19.574 --> 00:40:22.942
maybe a little momentum will
help figure everything else out.
00:40:22.944 --> 00:40:24.546
Where do you want me
to find somebody?
00:40:25.514 --> 00:40:28.351
I don't know if you know, but
I'm not the best at socializing.
00:40:51.474 --> 00:40:56.377
It's strange, really. If the
flood hadn't delayed my flight...
00:40:56.379 --> 00:41:00.348
I would have been bored sitting there at
my laptop looking at dating sites.
00:41:00.350 --> 00:41:02.150
I mean, what are the chances?
00:41:02.152 --> 00:41:03.953
Tell me more about yourself.
00:41:03.955 --> 00:41:06.989
Well, I've always
wanted to go to Ireland.
00:41:06.991 --> 00:41:09.123
It just...
it looks so pristine online.
00:41:09.125 --> 00:41:11.994
Which isn't to say that I feel
the need to go jet-setting
00:41:11.996 --> 00:41:14.262
across the world all the time
or anything like that.
00:41:14.264 --> 00:41:17.565
I have this really
great couch at home.
00:41:17.567 --> 00:41:20.335
It's white. Shabby chic.
00:41:20.337 --> 00:41:22.439
So comfortable for watching TV.
00:41:22.441 --> 00:41:26.041
- It's just too big.
- Too big?
00:41:26.043 --> 00:41:28.544
Yes. I mean,
whether it's on the couch...
00:41:28.546 --> 00:41:30.546
- Or the beach...
- Or even on the moon...
00:41:30.548 --> 00:41:34.084
It's just not the same unless
someone's there by your side
00:41:34.086 --> 00:41:36.452
watching remodeling shows
with you.
00:41:36.454 --> 00:41:40.055
- Do you like your job?
- It's a job. That's all it is, really.
00:41:40.057 --> 00:41:45.160
I know I shouldn't feel that way
about my career, but I don't care.
00:41:45.162 --> 00:41:48.366
I told them I don't
want to go into management.
00:41:48.368 --> 00:41:50.368
Because I need time to live.
00:41:50.370 --> 00:41:52.469
To nurture
the relationships in my life.
00:41:52.471 --> 00:41:55.107
To find someone.
00:42:01.214 --> 00:42:04.482
- I want to bury it at the party.
- Want to get some
00:42:04.484 --> 00:42:08.355
- flowers and a tombstone for it also?
- I'm serious, Nick.
00:42:09.555 --> 00:42:12.523
I want to do this.
I need to do this.
00:42:12.525 --> 00:42:15.427
I think it's going to be
really therapeutic, you know?
00:42:15.429 --> 00:42:18.095
It will help me just
get rid of the ring for good.
00:42:18.097 --> 00:42:20.701
- One final symbolic gesture.
- If you say so, baby.
00:42:22.568 --> 00:42:26.537
- Makes sense, right?
- Yeah, it makes sense to you, it makes sense to me.
00:42:26.539 --> 00:42:28.173
Great.
00:42:37.618 --> 00:42:39.752
You've got to be kidding me.
00:42:39.754 --> 00:42:41.123
What are you doing?
00:42:43.524 --> 00:42:45.725
Reliving
the best day of my life.
00:42:45.727 --> 00:42:49.661
Nate, the whole idea is to make your
divorce party your new best day.
00:42:49.663 --> 00:42:52.397
I don't want a new best day.
I just want to lie here
00:42:52.399 --> 00:42:54.435
until they find my corpse
fused to the comforter.
00:43:00.175 --> 00:43:03.644
What? What do you want?
00:43:03.646 --> 00:43:08.151
I hate to tell you, but your
bridal bible planning guide sucks.
00:43:09.117 --> 00:43:11.452
Finding a date was meant
to help me to get over Susan.
00:43:11.454 --> 00:43:13.720
Every girl felt like
some kind of version of Susan,
00:43:13.722 --> 00:43:16.292
- except they weren't Susan. Now I can't stop thinking about...
- Susan?
00:43:17.492 --> 00:43:22.330
Jesus Christ. Enough with your
whole misery routine. It's tiring.
00:43:22.332 --> 00:43:24.499
Then why was
everyone so much like her?
00:43:24.501 --> 00:43:26.169
Because of this.
00:43:29.238 --> 00:43:31.839
- How did you get that?
- I hacked into your account.
00:43:31.841 --> 00:43:35.745
- How do you know my password?
- It's Susan and the year you were married.
00:43:37.113 --> 00:43:41.749
You said, "Willing to adjust your
life goals for the right person."
00:43:41.751 --> 00:43:44.651
You prefer someone adverse
to breaking up after a year
00:43:44.653 --> 00:43:48.891
and are interested in exploring the
interest and hobbies of your next partner?
00:43:48.893 --> 00:43:51.360
So what? What's wrong with that?
00:43:51.362 --> 00:43:53.561
If someone really likes cycling,
there's no problem
00:43:53.563 --> 00:43:56.132
with me taking time out
of my day to do that with them.
00:43:56.134 --> 00:43:59.201
They want to go on a cruise ship
to Mexico, then sure, why not?
00:43:59.203 --> 00:44:02.670
- Something to do.
- Do you even like cycling? Or cruising?
00:44:02.672 --> 00:44:06.442
That's not the point. It shows that
I'm willing to meet them in the middle.
00:44:06.444 --> 00:44:10.613
Oh. Is that where you
want to live your life?
00:44:10.615 --> 00:44:11.751
In the middle?
00:44:12.818 --> 00:44:15.852
- Called compromise.
- No, it's called sacrifice.
00:44:15.854 --> 00:44:18.187
Giving up who you are
to be someone you're not.
00:44:18.189 --> 00:44:20.457
Sometimes that's what it takes.
00:44:20.459 --> 00:44:23.229
That's why Susan and I worked
so well for all those years.
00:44:26.865 --> 00:44:29.135
How's it working for you now?
00:44:38.210 --> 00:44:40.344
Okay, throw it in.
00:44:40.346 --> 00:44:43.614
- I don't want to.
- Do it.
00:44:43.616 --> 00:44:47.487
- No.
- Nate.
00:44:53.759 --> 00:44:57.564
- Listen, I know how this feels.
- No, you don't.
00:45:06.206 --> 00:45:08.742
I'm not as strong
as you think I am.
00:45:10.811 --> 00:45:13.381
I thought you got rid of every
picture of you and Chuck?
00:45:17.751 --> 00:45:20.618
Believe me, I know this is hard.
00:45:20.620 --> 00:45:23.389
I know it better
than anyone else
00:45:23.391 --> 00:45:28.230
because you're not just letting go of the past,
but you have to let go of the future too.
00:45:29.531 --> 00:45:30.933
The future?
00:45:31.899 --> 00:45:35.000
The memories you've dreamed of
that you'll never share
00:45:35.002 --> 00:45:39.440
and the kids you won't know and
the Christmases you won't celebrate
00:45:41.442 --> 00:45:45.815
and growing old together. You
have to say goodbye to all of it.
00:45:47.816 --> 00:45:53.320
- Even if you know it was probably your fault.
- You don't blame Chuck?
00:45:53.322 --> 00:45:57.390
You know when people say, "It's not you,
it's me" and they're completely lying?
00:45:57.392 --> 00:46:01.361
Well, it actually was me. In trying
to make our relationship perfect,
00:46:01.363 --> 00:46:03.699
I completely suffocated him.
00:46:14.977 --> 00:46:16.846
Come on, Nate. You can do this.
00:46:19.049 --> 00:46:20.785
Start over.
00:46:39.403 --> 00:46:40.838
And your wedding picture.
00:46:47.744 --> 00:46:49.880
And your honeymoon picture.
00:47:02.493 --> 00:47:05.094
And the picture you keep in
your wallet behind your license
00:47:05.096 --> 00:47:08.031
next to the spare key that opens
the house that used to be yours.
00:47:08.033 --> 00:47:12.404
- How did you...
- You're like an addict. I had to search everything.
00:47:22.849 --> 00:47:23.884
Now, light it.
00:48:22.143 --> 00:48:25.046
As the memories
of my past burned away,
00:48:26.114 --> 00:48:30.519
I couldn't help but wonder why
they've been so damn important to me.
00:48:32.420 --> 00:48:34.057
She was right all along.
00:48:35.724 --> 00:48:37.892
Carpe diem.
00:48:37.894 --> 00:48:41.796
The future holds
the memories of tomorrow
00:48:41.798 --> 00:48:45.102
and I was ready
to experience every single one.
00:48:52.642 --> 00:48:56.042
Okay, so my whole plan for
tonight is that you're no longer Nate.
00:48:56.044 --> 00:48:59.514
- Who am I?
- You're going to choose an alter ego and role play.
00:48:59.516 --> 00:49:02.918
Trust me, this works. I used it
whenever my brides were really nervous
00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:06.824
about their wedding. It breaks you out of
that shell and gives you that confidence
00:49:07.723 --> 00:49:10.026
that, frankly, you have
none of and desperately need.
00:49:11.094 --> 00:49:12.793
So, who do you think
I should be?
00:49:12.795 --> 00:49:15.596
Whoever you want to be.
It doesn't matter,
00:49:15.598 --> 00:49:20.101
but no matter who you choose to be, you have
to, and I mean have to, follow my two rules.
00:49:20.103 --> 00:49:23.972
- Okay.
- You cannot break character and you cannot talk about Susan.
00:49:23.974 --> 00:49:25.677
Susan who?
00:49:26.910 --> 00:49:29.512
How are we
getting into this thing?
00:49:29.514 --> 00:49:33.452
Didn't I tell you?
I RSVP to everything.
00:49:35.519 --> 00:49:37.854
Thank you.
00:49:37.856 --> 00:49:39.458
Fromage.
00:49:42.927 --> 00:49:44.430
Interesting.
00:49:46.098 --> 00:49:47.700
What do you think?
00:49:49.167 --> 00:49:52.002
It's quite clever.
00:49:52.004 --> 00:49:55.172
I took several classes
at the École des Beaux-Arts.
00:49:55.174 --> 00:49:58.745
Modernism,
post-modernism, the avant-garde.
00:50:00.145 --> 00:50:02.545
How productive.
00:50:02.547 --> 00:50:07.917
Well, well, you should know the
tales of the life I've lived.
00:50:07.919 --> 00:50:11.789
Excuse me,
where in France are you from?
00:50:11.791 --> 00:50:13.724
We're going to Cannes next year.
00:50:13.726 --> 00:50:15.592
Really?
00:50:15.594 --> 00:50:17.831
I thought we'd
settled on Copenhagen.
00:50:18.965 --> 00:50:22.700
I am from Normandy.
00:50:22.702 --> 00:50:24.635
Normandy?
00:50:24.637 --> 00:50:26.905
Oui, yes.
00:50:26.907 --> 00:50:29.610
Have you... this painting here?
00:50:31.311 --> 00:50:33.611
No, I haven't.
00:50:33.613 --> 00:50:36.015
You see on the surface
00:50:36.017 --> 00:50:39.951
Adam and Eve in a disrupted
Eden, is a familiar topic.
00:50:39.953 --> 00:50:43.556
But if you look at it,
there is no depth,
00:50:43.558 --> 00:50:45.823
no soul, no character.
00:50:45.825 --> 00:50:47.928
It is nothing more
than shock art.
00:50:49.062 --> 00:50:53.198
Wow, very insightful.
00:50:53.200 --> 00:50:55.136
What do you think
of this painting?
00:50:56.337 --> 00:50:58.274
This one. Right there.
00:51:01.576 --> 00:51:06.845
This... This is...
00:51:06.847 --> 00:51:09.815
- I'm...
- What?
00:51:09.817 --> 00:51:12.153
I am speechless.
00:51:13.221 --> 00:51:14.856
It's brilliant.
00:51:15.891 --> 00:51:19.662
Well, you should tell the
artist. He's right behind you.
00:51:21.731 --> 00:51:27.767
Excuse me, this lovely Frenchman
was just admiring the depth of your work.
00:51:27.769 --> 00:51:30.907
- Yes, your painting...
- Do I know you from somewhere?
00:51:32.341 --> 00:51:35.678
Uh, no, no.
I don't think we've ever met.
00:51:37.747 --> 00:51:41.816
It is you.
You are the guy from the party.
00:51:41.818 --> 00:51:46.355
- No.
- What are you... what are you putting on some kind of accent?
00:51:46.357 --> 00:51:49.190
No, you're mistaken. I am...
00:51:49.192 --> 00:51:51.226
My name is Pierre.
00:51:51.228 --> 00:51:52.828
Pierre Lumiere.
00:51:52.830 --> 00:51:55.197
No, I remember you, drunken ass.
00:51:55.199 --> 00:51:57.331
I remember the whole night.
00:51:57.333 --> 00:52:01.302
So what? You make fun
of me in your native tongue,
00:52:01.304 --> 00:52:04.206
then you thought, hey,
I want to track this guy down,
00:52:04.208 --> 00:52:07.842
put on some phony ass French accent
and want to fuck with me again?
00:52:07.844 --> 00:52:13.048
Because I remember you droning on and
on and on about your ex-wife, right?
00:52:13.050 --> 00:52:15.952
Stacey.
How Stacey broke up with you.
00:52:15.954 --> 00:52:18.187
How Stacey won't
return your calls,
00:52:18.189 --> 00:52:20.856
and how you're worried that Stacey's
going to find some other cock,
00:52:20.858 --> 00:52:24.228
- and she's coming back...
- It's Susan, okay?
00:52:25.129 --> 00:52:27.397
- Her name is Susan.
- Susan?
00:52:27.399 --> 00:52:31.734
Sarah, Steve, who cares, huh?
00:52:31.736 --> 00:52:35.339
Then you mock me for being gay.
What the fuck is that?
00:52:35.341 --> 00:52:38.775
- Maybe we should go.
- What? Are you gonna give me shit about my work now too,
00:52:38.777 --> 00:52:41.180
- is that it?
- No, no.
00:52:42.447 --> 00:52:44.447
- You're right about me.
- Yeah.
00:52:44.449 --> 00:52:46.983
I am stuck in my head
about my relationship
00:52:46.985 --> 00:52:49.819
and the whole fucking thing and
the other night, I was a mess.
00:52:49.821 --> 00:52:52.322
I barely even remember what
happened, but screw all that.
00:52:52.324 --> 00:52:54.424
Tonight's about you.
00:52:54.426 --> 00:52:56.395
It's about
appreciating your work.
00:52:57.363 --> 00:52:59.898
It's impressive.
00:52:59.900 --> 00:53:03.001
I really like this, man.
00:53:03.003 --> 00:53:07.972
The texture, the weight of it,
00:53:07.974 --> 00:53:09.809
the simplicity...
00:53:10.976 --> 00:53:13.079
It's moving.
00:53:14.780 --> 00:53:16.383
You should be really proud.
00:53:17.349 --> 00:53:20.285
You are an incredible artist.
00:53:20.287 --> 00:53:22.690
I'm sorry for
00:53:23.757 --> 00:53:26.294
bothering you. Come on.
00:53:35.069 --> 00:53:36.969
Okay, what do you think?
00:53:36.971 --> 00:53:39.404
Does it look like
I'm going to a funeral?
00:53:39.406 --> 00:53:43.144
Should I add like a pop of color
or something more casual?
00:53:44.212 --> 00:53:47.314
Nick, I need your help, okay?
Is this stunning or stupid?
00:53:47.316 --> 00:53:49.515
I still have time
to take it back.
00:53:49.517 --> 00:53:54.322
It's black, right? It'll
go along with the whole thing.
00:53:55.356 --> 00:54:00.392
Okay. Well, even if that's the case,
could you just indulge me, please?
00:54:00.394 --> 00:54:02.831
Is this costume or couture?
00:54:04.032 --> 00:54:09.036
- Uh, isn't it bad luck for me to see you in the dress?
- Nick, that's a wedding.
00:54:09.038 --> 00:54:12.272
- This whole thing sort of feels like a wedding.
- What?
00:54:12.274 --> 00:54:15.542
Babe, you're having a ring ceremony,
a cake, you're trying on a dress.
00:54:15.544 --> 00:54:17.277
The next thing I know you're
going to be asking me
00:54:17.279 --> 00:54:18.848
to take you on some
post-divorce honeymoon.
00:54:22.417 --> 00:54:26.923
Well, you know what? After all of this,
it would be nice to have a little getaway.
00:54:39.570 --> 00:54:42.974
I was kind of surprised when you
said you wanted to meet for a drink.
00:54:43.974 --> 00:54:48.577
Yeah, well, it's because I have to
do something that I really hate.
00:54:48.579 --> 00:54:50.845
What do you mean?
00:54:50.847 --> 00:54:53.182
I got to give
someone else credit.
00:54:53.184 --> 00:54:55.452
The other night,
when you walked into my show.
00:54:57.055 --> 00:54:58.555
You really helped.
00:54:58.557 --> 00:55:01.127
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
00:55:02.093 --> 00:55:06.065
- I thought I ruined everything.
- No, not at all.
00:55:07.031 --> 00:55:10.466
You broke me out of my misery.
00:55:10.468 --> 00:55:14.473
You know, so here I was bitter
because I wasn't in a relationship.
00:55:16.975 --> 00:55:18.544
And then you spot my work,
00:55:19.477 --> 00:55:23.146
and it speaks to you.
Truly, speaks to you.
00:55:23.148 --> 00:55:28.418
When you shared that passion,
it became infectious.
00:55:28.420 --> 00:55:30.554
I meant what I said.
00:55:30.556 --> 00:55:32.289
Yeah, well.
00:55:32.291 --> 00:55:36.360
Because of that,
I sold my first painting.
00:55:36.362 --> 00:55:38.896
- You did?
- Yeah, my first.
00:55:38.898 --> 00:55:41.297
- Good for you.
- Thanks.
00:55:41.299 --> 00:55:44.568
I don't know, it just
made me think, man.
00:55:44.570 --> 00:55:47.575
And who cares,
my ex broke up with me, right?
00:55:49.008 --> 00:55:52.579
For the first time
in a long time, I...
00:55:54.314 --> 00:55:58.216
felt like something more
than his boyfriend.
00:55:58.218 --> 00:56:01.553
Sorry. Sorry, we're late. Jake
didn't know his ass from his hand.
00:56:01.555 --> 00:56:03.520
Woah, woah, woah. I thought
we told you no crashing.
00:56:03.522 --> 00:56:07.258
- What are you doing here?
- No, relax, relax. I invited him.
00:56:07.260 --> 00:56:08.459
- You did?
- Yeah.
00:56:08.461 --> 00:56:10.262
He's getting the first round.
00:56:10.264 --> 00:56:11.299
Right, Nate?
00:56:17.071 --> 00:56:20.639
We play our cards right,
we close the bar down.
00:56:20.641 --> 00:56:23.145
Damn straight.
00:56:24.312 --> 00:56:26.177
I'm going to let
my sorrows drown.
00:56:26.179 --> 00:56:31.016
Anybody needs to call home to get a hall pass?
00:56:34.423 --> 00:56:38.925
Uh, no, I'm newly single,
00:56:38.927 --> 00:56:44.030
so nobody is watching my ass.
00:56:44.032 --> 00:56:49.068
My wife loves when I go out so she can work on her novel.
00:56:49.070 --> 00:56:53.039
Really, you don't have to go home and grovel?
00:56:53.041 --> 00:56:56.111
I haven't had this much fun since... I don't know when.
00:56:57.446 --> 00:57:00.714
Keep hanging with us, you'll find your zen.
00:57:00.716 --> 00:57:04.351
Hey, I need one burger, one scotch, and one beer.
00:57:04.353 --> 00:57:08.522
What about a chardonnay from a stellar year.
00:57:08.524 --> 00:57:12.694
I know before hanging with you guys, I was a pathetic dude.
00:57:12.696 --> 00:57:17.130
But thanks to your help, I'm feeling renewed.
00:57:17.132 --> 00:57:21.403
Well, congratulations and welcome to your new life.
00:57:21.405 --> 00:57:25.606
Should come and help me get over my ex-wife.
00:57:25.608 --> 00:57:30.079
That sounds like a party with no remorse.
00:57:30.081 --> 00:57:35.316
Actually, I'm sending out
invites to celebrate my divorce.
00:57:48.133 --> 00:57:52.535
Hello.
00:57:52.537 --> 00:57:57.140
Chapter 7 in the bridal bible,
squeezing sublimely into the wedding dress.
00:57:57.142 --> 00:57:59.174
We need you toned and tight.
00:58:51.365 --> 00:58:55.133
I'd like to register for the
beer mug set, the ping pong table
00:58:55.135 --> 00:59:00.173
and the 65-inch 4K Ultra HDTV with
crystal clear pure pixilation.
00:59:00.175 --> 00:59:03.342
If you can also throw in one of
the mini fridges for the bedroom,
00:59:03.344 --> 00:59:05.545
I've kind of gotten used to it.
00:59:05.547 --> 00:59:07.116
Is this for a wedding?
00:59:08.315 --> 00:59:11.249
No, it's for a divorce.
00:59:17.125 --> 00:59:19.624
I have a challenge for you.
00:59:19.626 --> 00:59:22.231
A challenge for me? Like
fixing you hasn't been enough.
00:59:23.164 --> 00:59:26.566
You have to say yes or no
before hearing the question.
00:59:26.568 --> 00:59:29.736
- That seems a little unfair.
- Oh, it's completely unfair.
00:59:29.738 --> 00:59:34.240
The odds are totally in
my favor. What's it going to be?
00:59:34.242 --> 00:59:37.279
- I'm too tired for this.
- Yes or no?
00:59:42.251 --> 00:59:45.453
Yes. Fine, okay.
00:59:45.455 --> 00:59:49.092
Now, can you end my misery and tell me
what horrible thing I just agreed to?
00:59:50.226 --> 00:59:52.659
A night on the town with me.
00:59:52.661 --> 00:59:56.463
We'll consider it a practice
date before I find a real date.
00:59:56.465 --> 00:59:59.634
Assuming you can even find someone
willing to hang out with you.
00:59:59.636 --> 01:00:01.237
Well, I just did, didn't I?
01:00:08.444 --> 01:00:12.314
Look, I'm ready
for something new.
01:00:12.316 --> 01:00:14.216
I mean look at me.
01:00:14.218 --> 01:00:16.519
This is Susan's idea
of what I should look like.
01:00:16.521 --> 01:00:20.555
And for example, my hair,
01:00:20.557 --> 01:00:24.859
she made an appointment for me every fourth
Saturday and every fourth Saturday, I would go.
01:00:24.861 --> 01:00:27.796
I get it, you're a blank canvas.
01:00:27.798 --> 01:00:29.101
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
01:00:29.901 --> 01:00:31.734
I need your help.
01:00:31.736 --> 01:00:35.205
Okay, I'll make some calls
01:00:35.207 --> 01:00:38.340
and put you in touch
with the right people, okay?
01:00:38.342 --> 01:00:39.812
Okay.
01:00:43.248 --> 01:00:46.449
I had no clue so many guys use
lowlights to offset the highlights
01:00:46.451 --> 01:00:48.717
so that the hair
looks darker and thicker.
01:00:48.719 --> 01:00:51.420
I never even thought
to do anything with my face.
01:00:51.422 --> 01:00:53.956
I didn't exfoliate,
I didn't moisturize.
01:00:53.958 --> 01:00:57.831
I just showered, shaved and maybe threw
some chap stick on when my lips cracked.
01:00:59.432 --> 01:01:03.267
And when Susan and I shopped, we
always bought clothes a little bigger
01:01:03.269 --> 01:01:05.872
so if I put on
a few pounds, they'd still fit.
01:01:28.361 --> 01:01:30.664
What the hell happened to you?
01:01:33.334 --> 01:01:34.868
I take that as a compliment.
01:01:44.011 --> 01:01:47.615
Did you think of a name
for your signature cocktail yet?
01:01:48.682 --> 01:01:50.883
I was thinking
the Tyrannosaurus-ex.
01:01:50.885 --> 01:01:56.356
The he-devil.
01:01:56.358 --> 01:01:59.258
The obituary.
01:01:59.260 --> 01:02:02.965
You're such a cunning linguist.
01:02:44.074 --> 01:02:46.744
One dance.
01:02:49.545 --> 01:02:53.815
As your primary Svengali, I'm telling
you this is taking it too far.
01:02:53.817 --> 01:02:55.684
- I insist.
- I resist.
01:02:55.686 --> 01:02:56.785
I persist.
01:02:56.787 --> 01:02:59.824
- Nathaniel.
- Katarina.
01:04:15.101 --> 01:04:16.804
Not bad for a first date.
01:04:19.906 --> 01:04:23.477
I think this poor group
of divorcees would be proud.
01:04:44.865 --> 01:04:47.737
Well, I...
01:04:48.936 --> 01:04:50.669
I don't know.
01:04:50.671 --> 01:04:54.673
What do you mean you don't know?
01:04:54.675 --> 01:04:57.747
I... I don't know.
01:05:03.018 --> 01:05:05.154
It's just so daring.
01:05:07.522 --> 01:05:11.058
- So you don't like it?
- No.
01:05:11.060 --> 01:05:14.531
Nope. I love it.
01:05:15.665 --> 01:05:18.165
So what is it?
01:05:18.167 --> 01:05:21.068
- Don't take this the wrong way.
- Okay.
01:05:21.070 --> 01:05:25.573
But I'm just
surprised and shocked
01:05:25.575 --> 01:05:30.782
that something so smart,
sophisticated and unique
01:05:31.914 --> 01:05:34.017
actually came from you.
01:05:51.602 --> 01:05:55.173
I'm sorry, did I do something? You guys are
staring at me like I did something wrong.
01:05:56.674 --> 01:06:01.146
I mean, I know I skipped a few
sessions, but what's going on here?
01:06:03.013 --> 01:06:06.915
I don't know about the other
guys, but me personally,
01:06:06.917 --> 01:06:09.920
coming in here
with new shoes, hip hair,
01:06:09.922 --> 01:06:12.058
like you're
ready to conquer the world.
01:06:13.992 --> 01:06:15.894
It makes me
feel a little uncomfortable.
01:06:18.797 --> 01:06:22.132
Are you serious?
I'm just supposed to come here
01:06:22.134 --> 01:06:25.572
when I feel down and struggling
and feeling miserable?
01:06:26.704 --> 01:06:28.074
Maybe.
01:06:30.275 --> 01:06:31.978
What are you guys saying?
01:06:33.713 --> 01:06:36.680
We're thinking maybe you don't
belong in this group anymore.
01:06:36.682 --> 01:06:38.785
We think maybe
you need to leave.
01:07:06.179 --> 01:07:08.148
He did look pretty good though.
01:07:19.025 --> 01:07:19.958
Hi.
01:07:19.960 --> 01:07:23.265
Uhm, hi, everyone.
01:07:24.298 --> 01:07:28.033
I just wanted to say thank you so much
for coming to my little dress rehearsal.
01:07:28.035 --> 01:07:30.370
I wanna make sure that
this goes off without a hitch.
01:07:30.372 --> 01:07:33.643
So without further ado, Nick.
01:07:35.109 --> 01:07:38.113
Excuse me, Nick, could
you cue the music, please?
01:07:42.149 --> 01:07:43.051
Nick!
01:07:45.654 --> 01:07:48.054
Oh, you want it right now?
01:07:48.056 --> 01:07:49.125
Hi, guys.
01:07:51.259 --> 01:07:51.960
Hey.
01:07:55.665 --> 01:07:57.801
- Hi.
- What are you doing here?
01:08:00.002 --> 01:08:02.737
You mind if
we just talk privately?
01:08:02.739 --> 01:08:05.676
If you have something to say, you
can just say it in front of everyone.
01:08:09.012 --> 01:08:10.113
Okay.
01:08:11.881 --> 01:08:15.249
I'm also having a divorce party.
01:08:15.251 --> 01:08:19.657
I miss you guys and I just
wanted to extend the invite.
01:08:23.359 --> 01:08:25.996
I'd also really love to have
you there, if you can make it.
01:08:28.731 --> 01:08:31.002
I mean that.
01:08:34.004 --> 01:08:35.807
I'm just gonna leave these here.
01:08:43.781 --> 01:08:46.114
I can't believe
that just happened.
01:08:46.116 --> 01:08:48.152
Not to mention
those weird clothes.
01:08:49.788 --> 01:08:51.787
Your clothes are weird.
01:08:51.789 --> 01:08:54.357
- No, they're not.
- Yes, they are.
01:08:54.359 --> 01:08:56.392
You said I looked nice.
01:08:56.394 --> 01:08:59.328
Well, I lied.
01:08:59.330 --> 01:09:02.868
Hey, Muffin, these are great.
01:09:03.768 --> 01:09:06.970
I really like the...
You can feel the letters.
01:09:06.972 --> 01:09:11.240
You know, it's got like the raised letters
like little goosebumps on the paper.
01:09:11.242 --> 01:09:13.245
Did you still
wanna play the song or...
01:09:20.053 --> 01:09:21.889
What is this?
01:09:46.079 --> 01:09:48.214
Did I miss something?
01:09:48.216 --> 01:09:50.285
Listen, I don't know. I...
01:09:51.319 --> 01:09:53.221
This started
as a business arrangement.
01:09:54.154 --> 01:09:57.156
I signed on to plan
your party and that was it.
01:09:57.158 --> 01:09:59.461
It didn't even
cross my mind that I would
01:10:01.529 --> 01:10:04.530
actually start to soften or
01:10:04.532 --> 01:10:08.001
actually start to feel like
I was missing who I used to be.
01:10:08.003 --> 01:10:12.075
But the closer I got to you, the more it
reminded me of what Chuck and I used to be.
01:10:13.174 --> 01:10:15.410
And as much as it ended badly,
01:10:17.913 --> 01:10:21.982
that life was
comforting and enticing.
01:10:21.984 --> 01:10:25.117
Of course, you're still going to have
memories and feelings for who you used to be.
01:10:25.119 --> 01:10:27.053
But that's my problem, Nate.
01:10:27.055 --> 01:10:29.255
That life is addictive.
01:10:29.257 --> 01:10:31.126
It's all-consuming and I...
01:10:32.262 --> 01:10:35.863
If I'm not careful,
I'll end up standing behind
01:10:35.865 --> 01:10:38.064
double pane windows
holding a bun cake
01:10:38.066 --> 01:10:40.904
and commenting on how I really
hope to get to Europe this summer.
01:10:42.205 --> 01:10:43.807
I understand.
01:10:44.807 --> 01:10:46.974
I understand what you're saying,
01:10:46.976 --> 01:10:49.143
but you can't just predetermine
01:10:49.145 --> 01:10:51.915
where two people are going
to end up in a relationship.
01:10:53.249 --> 01:10:55.085
I mean, isn't it
about the journey?
01:10:59.055 --> 01:11:03.391
And then there will be one
night when you come back home
01:11:03.393 --> 01:11:06.196
and you look at me and you
say, "I'm just not happy".
01:11:10.033 --> 01:11:11.969
And then where do we go?
01:11:14.271 --> 01:11:15.874
Good luck with the party.
01:11:44.936 --> 01:11:47.506
Well, I'm not going
to sugarcoat bad news.
01:11:48.608 --> 01:11:51.511
Everybody loved your
design for the concert hall,
01:11:52.511 --> 01:11:54.080
but you came in second.
01:11:55.014 --> 01:11:56.479
Something about it being
01:11:56.481 --> 01:12:00.283
too inventive,
too creative and simply the best
01:12:00.285 --> 01:12:02.588
most original
idea they ever saw.
01:12:03.956 --> 01:12:06.993
- Too creative?
- What can I say?
01:12:08.128 --> 01:12:09.897
That's why I do mini-malls.
01:12:19.640 --> 01:12:22.239
- Hi.
- Whoa! Hey.
01:12:22.241 --> 01:12:25.577
What... what are you doing here?
01:12:25.579 --> 01:12:27.645
Oh, I told the guy at
the front desk I was your wife
01:12:27.647 --> 01:12:30.916
and he was so excited. He showed
me the door and everything.
01:12:30.918 --> 01:12:33.653
- Have you've been working out?
- You just barge in here while I'm naked?
01:12:33.655 --> 01:12:36.922
I don't get what the big deal is.
I've seen you naked a thousand times.
01:12:36.924 --> 01:12:42.028
Well, the big deal is that we're kind of
working through some issues at the moment.
01:12:42.030 --> 01:12:45.032
I don't know if you've got
the right to see my nude body.
01:12:46.634 --> 01:12:47.536
Ouch.
01:12:49.970 --> 01:12:54.172
You're right and I have some things
that I'd like to talk to you about.
01:12:54.174 --> 01:12:57.880
So, can I buy you dinner?
01:13:00.148 --> 01:13:02.251
Why would I
let you buy me dinner?
01:13:27.344 --> 01:13:29.043
I could apologize.
01:13:29.045 --> 01:13:32.546
I could make excuses.
01:13:32.548 --> 01:13:34.251
But the truth is,
01:13:35.217 --> 01:13:36.386
I miss you.
01:13:37.988 --> 01:13:39.423
I miss us.
01:13:41.323 --> 01:13:46.330
We had a language, we had a way of
communicating that belongs to us
01:13:47.664 --> 01:13:50.368
and I foolishly tried to
recreate that with Nick.
01:13:52.669 --> 01:13:53.939
We didn't get each other.
01:13:54.940 --> 01:13:58.243
I wasn't in sync with
him like I am with you.
01:14:00.343 --> 01:14:01.279
I miss that.
01:14:04.714 --> 01:14:07.385
And I'm willing to bet
that you miss it too.
01:14:10.321 --> 01:14:12.257
There's a lot I miss.
01:14:15.093 --> 01:14:16.028
Thank you.
01:14:29.240 --> 01:14:30.475
So, what do you think?
01:14:32.444 --> 01:14:35.581
I don't know. What do you think?
01:14:39.518 --> 01:14:40.486
Well...
01:14:47.093 --> 01:14:49.729
I think we were together
for five years.
01:14:51.697 --> 01:14:55.335
And it would be crazy
not to give it another shot.
01:15:13.453 --> 01:15:16.588
Excuse me,
I'm sorry to bother you.
01:15:16.590 --> 01:15:19.260
I was told
I could find you here.
01:15:20.494 --> 01:15:22.762
I know this is
going to sound really weird
01:15:22.764 --> 01:15:27.735
but... I heard you help
people with divorce parties.
01:15:31.773 --> 01:15:33.639
Who did you hear that from?
01:15:33.641 --> 01:15:36.545
A former member of our group.
01:15:37.544 --> 01:15:41.246
Yes, we thought he was
emotionally unstable at the time
01:15:41.248 --> 01:15:44.720
but now, it seems
like a pretty good idea.
01:15:47.356 --> 01:15:51.824
I'm sorry,
that was just a one-time thing.
01:15:51.826 --> 01:15:56.430
Oh, that's too bad.
01:15:56.432 --> 01:15:58.435
He said you're a real artist.
01:15:59.502 --> 01:16:01.471
Sorry to bother you.
01:16:45.448 --> 01:16:46.451
Hi.
01:16:47.585 --> 01:16:51.619
- Shit.
- What?
01:16:51.621 --> 01:16:55.423
I was still trying to figure out
what the hell I was going say to you.
01:16:55.425 --> 01:16:57.427
Do you want me
to give you another minute?
01:16:57.429 --> 01:16:59.798
Do you want me to close the
door and come back out again?
01:17:00.865 --> 01:17:02.198
No, I'm fine.
01:17:06.605 --> 01:17:08.341
Moving out?
01:17:09.807 --> 01:17:12.744
What? Does the motel down
the street have better rates?
01:17:14.947 --> 01:17:19.519
No, I'm getting
back together with Susan.
01:17:21.820 --> 01:17:23.256
I'm going home.
01:17:38.404 --> 01:17:40.574
That's it? You're not
going to say anything else?
01:17:43.543 --> 01:17:45.480
There's nothing
more to say, Nate.
01:17:55.589 --> 01:17:58.023
I got to say, this is one
of the things I really missed.
01:17:58.025 --> 01:18:01.196
I got to say
I missed doing it for us.
01:18:02.029 --> 01:18:06.700
So, I was thinking for the party,
maybe I can invite some of my friends.
01:18:08.303 --> 01:18:12.805
- Would they be new friends or...
- Colin and Jake.
01:18:12.807 --> 01:18:16.778
You mean the Colin and Jake who
bragged about sleeping with coeds?
01:18:20.282 --> 01:18:22.781
You know, it's probably
not their kind of party.
01:18:22.783 --> 01:18:24.950
I'm not sure
they'd even have fun.
01:18:24.952 --> 01:18:27.956
Yes, we should
have them over another time.
01:18:29.791 --> 01:18:31.991
But you know what?
It's up to you.
01:18:31.993 --> 01:18:33.796
Only do it if it's
what you really want.
01:18:42.570 --> 01:18:46.643
Oh, I am getting my hair done tomorrow
and I made you an appointment.
01:18:48.677 --> 01:18:51.911
They asked where you'd been and
I told them traveling for work.
01:18:55.451 --> 01:18:59.920
Tell me it is not fucking true.
01:18:59.922 --> 01:19:01.923
- Of course, it's true.
- How can you tell?
01:19:01.925 --> 01:19:04.692
His shoulders are slumped,
his head is sagging and he's
01:19:04.694 --> 01:19:06.827
wearing that new cologne
Defeated by Lane Jackoff.
01:19:06.829 --> 01:19:09.597
- What the hell are you guys talking about?
- Remember that guy's wife
01:19:09.599 --> 01:19:11.965
who's in my fantasy league
who also takes yoga with Jan?
01:19:11.967 --> 01:19:15.370
Did I hear that she got invited to a
barbecue you and Susan are throwing?
01:19:15.372 --> 01:19:17.438
Why weren't we
invited to that BBQ?
01:19:17.440 --> 01:19:19.641
- Okay, wait.
- Unbelievable.
01:19:19.643 --> 01:19:22.280
- You got back together with her?
- So there's no divorce party.
01:19:23.080 --> 01:19:26.415
I wanted to take you guys out to
lunch and explain everything properly.
01:19:26.417 --> 01:19:28.583
Explain?
What is there to explain?
01:19:28.585 --> 01:19:31.586
I'm trying to work things
out with Susan at the moment.
01:19:31.588 --> 01:19:33.055
It's really complicated.
01:19:33.057 --> 01:19:36.792
Look man,
divorce Susan, stay with Susan.
01:19:36.794 --> 01:19:38.693
Honestly, we don't care.
01:19:38.695 --> 01:19:41.600
It's really
not that complicated.
01:19:46.604 --> 01:19:47.506
Guys.
01:19:56.749 --> 01:20:00.449
Hey, I am so glad you called because I
left some things off the list this morning.
01:20:00.451 --> 01:20:04.087
I've decided to make potato salad instead
of coleslaw. So can you please pick up
01:20:04.089 --> 01:20:09.727
- a pound of redskin potatoes, a bunch of chives and some mayo.
- Yes, actually, you know what?
01:20:09.729 --> 01:20:12.864
That's perfect because I was thinking
of inviting a friend of mine.
01:20:12.866 --> 01:20:16.133
- Oh, you are?
- Yes, Chad. I met him through Colin and Jake.
01:20:16.135 --> 01:20:18.569
You're going to love him.
01:20:18.571 --> 01:20:21.938
This barbecue isn't really the
environment for guys who chase coeds.
01:20:21.940 --> 01:20:26.045
No, trust me. He's the last
person to be chasing co-eds around.
01:20:28.014 --> 01:20:30.181
Yes, we could do eight.
Of course.
01:20:30.183 --> 01:20:33.719
Is he bringing
a wife or a girlfriend?
01:20:33.721 --> 01:20:36.991
No, actually, he just broke up with
his boyfriend, so we'll just be seven.
01:20:37.957 --> 01:20:40.592
You know, seven's like
01:20:40.594 --> 01:20:44.929
just an odd number and I don't want
him to feel like a seventh wheel.
01:20:44.931 --> 01:20:47.068
Trust me,
he's going to blend right in.
01:20:50.538 --> 01:20:55.075
I don't want to tell you you can't invite
him, so if it's what you really want to do.
01:20:56.210 --> 01:20:59.647
I really do. Okay?
01:21:03.918 --> 01:21:08.490
Okay. Bye.
01:21:16.565 --> 01:21:17.996
I know what you mean.
01:21:17.998 --> 01:21:20.234
Nate and I have
been trying to decide
01:21:20.236 --> 01:21:23.807
if we should get pregnant or if we
should take one last trip to Paris.
01:21:26.843 --> 01:21:29.976
Nate, how's work stuff going?
01:21:29.978 --> 01:21:32.645
You know, honestly, I've
been thinking about leaving.
01:21:32.647 --> 01:21:37.184
- Really?
- Yeah, I actually entered this competition
01:21:37.186 --> 01:21:42.622
to design the new concert hall and it sort of
got me thinking about striking out on my own.
01:21:42.624 --> 01:21:46.494
Well, you know how risky
it is to go out on your own.
01:21:46.496 --> 01:21:49.631
I said to him, let's just
make that a goal for the future
01:21:49.633 --> 01:21:52.766
- when we don't have a mortgage to pay every month.
- Not to mention
01:21:52.768 --> 01:21:56.238
the distance, you know. It's like what
happens if you get a job to do a building in
01:21:56.240 --> 01:22:00.074
- some other city like Omaha?
- I hope not.
01:22:00.076 --> 01:22:01.678
I hate Omaha.
01:22:02.612 --> 01:22:04.981
Well, if you never take a leap,
then things never change.
01:22:14.292 --> 01:22:17.192
You know there's plenty of room
for an in-ground pool back here?
01:22:17.194 --> 01:22:19.262
Yes, I'm always
saying that to these two.
01:22:19.264 --> 01:22:22.534
It could increase
the property value 20% easily.
01:22:33.678 --> 01:22:34.777
Nate.
01:22:34.779 --> 01:22:36.114
You ever play the rhyme game?
01:22:39.051 --> 01:22:42.652
I played this in college
and it was kind of lame.
01:22:44.256 --> 01:22:46.622
Hang on, I don't
think our guests are interested
01:22:46.624 --> 01:22:49.895
in playing some unintelligible
drinking game so they can get hammered.
01:22:54.600 --> 01:22:58.269
I'm drinking water,
I wanna play.
01:22:58.271 --> 01:23:00.637
I think I'm enamored.
01:23:02.241 --> 01:23:06.610
Maybe it's time for a change of pace.
01:23:06.612 --> 01:23:10.113
So we don't spend the whole
night treading in the same place.
01:23:10.115 --> 01:23:12.283
Exactly.
01:23:12.285 --> 01:23:16.086
It doesn't hurt to try something new.
01:23:16.088 --> 01:23:20.926
Unless you're scared to face
yourself and what is true.
01:23:22.228 --> 01:23:24.762
Okay, play your
stupid game, fine.
01:23:24.764 --> 01:23:26.998
Jane, can I have some more wine?
01:23:30.204 --> 01:23:32.870
We can sit here
and eat chips all night.
01:23:45.153 --> 01:23:48.157
Feels like we're trying to force
something that shouldn't be forced.
01:23:49.992 --> 01:23:51.561
Feels that way, doesn't it?
01:23:57.965 --> 01:24:00.068
I think I need to be
on my own for a while.
01:24:18.253 --> 01:24:20.157
Take it from me,
01:24:21.190 --> 01:24:23.189
it's not gonna
be as bad as you think.
01:24:23.191 --> 01:24:26.697
Okay?
01:24:57.428 --> 01:25:01.933
- You're resigning?
- Yes, I need to.
01:25:03.168 --> 01:25:07.904
I mean, you believed in me and I thank you
for that, but I always wanted my own firm.
01:25:07.906 --> 01:25:11.143
I know it's going to be tight, but I
feel that now's the time to take a shot.
01:25:14.312 --> 01:25:17.947
Well, funny enough,
01:25:17.949 --> 01:25:19.719
you're already
reaping the rewards.
01:25:21.120 --> 01:25:24.221
- What do you mean?
- The city called. All that imagination
01:25:24.223 --> 01:25:26.990
and creativity that was way
too much for the concert hall
01:25:26.992 --> 01:25:31.364
is perfect for the new skate
park they just commissioned.
01:25:32.398 --> 01:25:37.170
Why don't you make that your very first
official job for your new company?
01:25:38.136 --> 01:25:39.706
Are you serious?
01:25:45.211 --> 01:25:49.781
Hey, man. We just
wanted to congratulate you.
01:25:49.783 --> 01:25:53.852
- Yeah, that design kicked ass.
- Thanks, guys.
01:25:53.854 --> 01:25:57.422
Well, whenever you're free, I'm ready to
down some Brewskis or tease some tail.
01:25:59.391 --> 01:26:02.192
Of course, you're both
still invited to the party.
01:26:02.194 --> 01:26:04.896
- We wouldn't miss it.
- Yeah, I wanna meet Katie.
01:26:04.898 --> 01:26:09.068
Yeah, well, unfortunately, she's
the only one who hasn't RSVP-ed.
01:27:25.215 --> 01:27:29.520
I'm going to tell you the story about
how I recently met someone remarkable.
01:27:32.288 --> 01:27:35.092
That person was pretty
invisible for a long time.
01:27:50.609 --> 01:27:53.112
And with
the help of someone special
01:27:54.546 --> 01:27:58.551
this invisible person was finally
able to emerge and find his voice.
01:28:10.495 --> 01:28:14.364
- Looking good.
- Ready for the first night of the rest of your life?
01:28:14.366 --> 01:28:19.169
- Yeah.
- Well, let's get this party started.
01:28:19.171 --> 01:28:21.505
- You guys go in ahead.
- You okay?
01:28:21.507 --> 01:28:23.944
- I just need a sec.
- Okay.
01:28:46.232 --> 01:28:48.235
I forgot to RSVP.
01:28:49.568 --> 01:28:52.138
I thought you
RSVP-ed to everything.
01:28:55.076 --> 01:28:56.578
I guess I've changed.
01:29:01.648 --> 01:29:03.218
Shall we, Ms. Franco?
01:29:04.484 --> 01:29:06.420
Certainly, Mr. Brown.
01:29:20.842 --> 01:29:25.842
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