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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Come on,
come on, come on.
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Pick up.
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Mom, where are you?
It's almost 11 o'clock.
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Why aren't you home yet?
I've called you like five times.
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I-I really, I don't know
what to do about this bite.
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Do I go to the hospital?
What do I do?
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Just,
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just call me back.
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What?
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All right, can you
smile towards camera?
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Uh, it looks like
you're in pain.
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- Really?
- All right, whatever. Just be yourself.
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- Okay.
- Relax. Shake it out.
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Wait, we haven't gone over
what-what-what do I say?
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Just tell them who you are.
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But remember, the world's
watching so make it good.
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Who I am. Right.
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Who am I?
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Who am I?
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Oh, just a philosophy, Zach.
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I know who I am, and it sucks.
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Plus, the longer you talk the sooner they're
going to click away to the nutshot videos.
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Ha ha.
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Hey, guys.
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How you doin'?
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Welcome to our town.
Podunk, Missouri.
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It's not actually called Podunk.
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But this is the place they were thinking of
when they came up with the name "Podunk".
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It's 60 miles of forest between
here and the next shithole over.
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The kind of town where people don't
even lock their doors at night.
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Yeah, we're officially
too boring for crime.
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What's up? I'm Randy Foster.
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And I'm Zach Henderson.
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So this is what
we're going to be doing.
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We're going to be flying under the radar
with these sweet little Bluetooth cameras
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that have kickass
low light lenses.
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And you can buy these from affiliate
links so don't be a freeloader
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'cause we need cash
to get out of here.
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- Yeah.
- But back to business.
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So we edit everything here
on Zach's sweet rig. Up top.
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And then we add some of my bangin' FX
and boom, it's on the wild, wild web.
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So we can show you the
real "Multon: Uncovered."
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That is the captain
of the high school football team.
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Have a good day.
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The sheriff is
literally letting him buy beer.
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Um, things to do here.
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Uh, you can wake up, eat, go to sleep.
It's pretty exciting.
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So yeah.
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This is Multon.
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All 2.5 blocks of it.
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And this is our cast
of crazy characters.
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Hey, guys!
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- Hey, Pastor Greg.
- Hey.
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We're doing a production of "Jesus
Christ Superstar" down at the church.
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Oh, that sounds great.
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Are you guys
interested in trying out?
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Uh, I'm...
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There will be girls.
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Maybe.
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Maybe.
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I'll see you there.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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All right.
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- Definitely not.
- I'm not gonna do it.
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No.
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I bet you're wondering why are they
showing us this squat, boring ass building?
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Well, that's because this building is the
best thing that ever happened to Multon.
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High speed internet so we're not totally
cut off from the rest of the planet.
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And so you can see people like
us because we're awesome.
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Dude, check it out.
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Spring has sprung.
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Miss Bissette's got her
short shorts on.
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Oh, hey, Zach. Hey, Randy.
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Hey, Miss Bisette.
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Come here just a second.
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Do you boys see those?
Those little bugs were all over the place.
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What, uh, what are they?
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No idea.
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Well, they just started
showing up last week.
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Let me go!
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I'll see
you boys later.
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Let me go!
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Hey, Mrs. Peterson!
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You're not my mommy!
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So that's our, uh, resident hippie
indie book store owner chick.
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She pops out a kid and
becomes Ms. PTA Zombie.
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See this is the point
of our show:
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to show the people of Multon
the way they really are.
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- That was pretty good.
- Yeah?
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Yeah, it sounded,
it sounded smart.
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Great game today.
Hey, see you later.
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Dude.
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It's really what's goes on.
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- Text you. Bye.
- Hey.
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- Hey, Zach.
- Hey.
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Wait, what are those? Are you
guys spy-caming people?
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No.
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No, uh, no.
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It's-it's for our web show.
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Oh, web show.
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It's like TMZ kind of stuff.
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- But it's more than that.
- Mm-hmm.
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We are showing the world
real small town life.
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Well, maybe you guys can make it a reality show
and you can both get rich and date starlettes.
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- Hey, Prince.
- Hey, guys.
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- Hey.
- Joey.
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Sweetie.
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- Hey, Zach.
- Hey, Joey.
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How'd Kayla play, Zach?
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Like a rock star.
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Good.
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Maybe when she gets to Northwestern
she can carry on the family tradition.
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Have you decided where
you're going yet, Zach?
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Um, not really.
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I'm probably just gonna keep running
my computer repair biz out of my house.
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Well, that's nice.
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Well, I'm sure it'll make
your parents very happy.
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All right, this is getting
nauseatingly mundane and, um,
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Zach, he needs some
drama for his new show.
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- Show?
- Yeah.
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He's got a new show.
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Hey.
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- Look at that.
- You guys think my dad's normal?
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He's secretly got five wives.
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Five? I can barely handle one.
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- Hey!
- Dad!
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Wait a minute! Come on, Kayla.
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Dog pound.
Let's be on it.
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Bye, guys.
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See you guys.
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Dude, you have to ask her out.
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I can't.
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I have known her since
the fourth grade.
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It'd be weird, right?
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No, you've been in denial
since the fourth grade.
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Dude, she's not just a buddy.
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She was a buddy, I'm a buddy.
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And I don't look nearly
as good in shorts.
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Seriously, you just got
to grow a pair and do it.
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This is your last chance.
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In three months,
she's outta here.
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Uh, I'll walk you
through it. Okay, ready?
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- Okay.
- Okay, so you're going to want to open up your browser.
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Okay.
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And into the web address type
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192.
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One nine two.
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Dot 168 dot zero dot one.
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Okay.
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Enter.
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Oh.
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Huh.
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We should, uh, try to hit the
Lindsey Trail sometime this summer.
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Yeah. The Lindsey Trail.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, Randy would just love that.
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- Oh.
- All the wood ticks and the poison ivy.
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- Randy.
- Mmm, right up his alley.
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Oh my, God, speaking of poisonous
bugs and ticks and plants and things,
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Oh! Look where
I'm going!
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Peru?
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Yeah, my mom
and dad got it for me.
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I leave two weeks
after graduation.
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It's like a live
jungle, you know.
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That's awesome, Kayla.
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It's going to be insane.
Thank you.
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- Ah!
- Oh my... Jesus.
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You goofball.
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Hey, Zach.
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What's up, little man? Wait, what are
you supposed to be? Some sort of monster?
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I'm not a monster.
I'm a mutant.
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I see.
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He's a mutant.
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Oh, I see it now. Okay.
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- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- No, no.
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I'm a lot stronger than you.
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- You mess with me, buddy, you're gonna get it.
- Okay.
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Okay!
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Take your mask.
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You'll see him on holidays.
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Yeah.
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Wait for it.
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Jesus, listen to you.
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I don't have to put
up with this shit!
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I'm out of here!
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Oh no, no,
no, no! Oh my God.
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My trash symphony.
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I saw Helen today.
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She's been dating someone online,
but I'm afraid it's going nowhere.
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He's in Florida and that's
just such a long ways.
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Well, you can't blame her.
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There's not much
left around here.
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So how is Kayla, Zach?
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Beautifully subtle segue, Mom.
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Yeah, how is she, Zach?
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She's a nice girl. Just, I'm
saying, she's a nice girl.
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I know, she's a nice girl.
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You're staying for
dinner, right, Randy?
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Yeah, sure.
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Oh, I cannot believe
you're filming us.
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We are so boring.
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No, you guys are the most normal
part of this messed up town.
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Well, thank you, Randy.
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Say, where do they make
those little cameras, Randy?
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Oh, right.
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The same place my job went.
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- Woo!
- Sweet! Nailed that!
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Acapulco.
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I can become a bartender.
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Last week it was Monaco.
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Yeah, but I love Mexican food.
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Plus, we could be called
the Dos Amigos.
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Ah, I can't leave my mom to take
care of my dad by herself.
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Dude, I love your parents.
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They're awesome.
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But you got to start
living your life, man.
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Plus...
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What the hell is that?
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Mrs. Bisette?
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Mrs. Bisette?
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Hello? Mrs. Bisette?
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Holy Jesus.
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Call the cops.
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Sheriff's office.
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Hi, we're at Mrs.
Bisette's house.
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Something's wrong.
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Hello?
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They hung up.
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Really?
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Come on, Randy.
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Oh, shit.
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- Randy?
- What?
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Let's go.
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Hey, hey.
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It's-it's-it's okay,
it's okay.
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What happened?
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Something bit me.
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Something bit me.
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Something bit me.
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Something bit me.
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Are you going to be okay?
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Come on.
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Shit!
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Whoa, what are you doing?
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We have to find it.
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What? Why?
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It might have rabies.
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Come on!
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Dude, where'd it go?
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Right there!
Get it! Get it!
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I'm trying. I'm trying.
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Get down.
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What the hell is it?
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That's, I think it's a rat.
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Pastor Greg?
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But why do you have
to go away so much?
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But I'm just so tired
of being left alone.
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I miss you so much.
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- Hey, assholes!
- Shit!
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Leave them alone.
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Shut your mouth.
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All I was doing was
buying some beer.
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You had to put it online.
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Listen, we got something to
do so we're just gonna go.
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I don't care!
My dad took my Xbox!
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- I don't care about your Xbox!
- Shut up!
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All right, all right,
let's calm down.
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- Shall we?
- What the hell?
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I was just playing with them.
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Remember what it was like
back on the team, Josh?
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Well, back on the team I
remember we could take a joke.
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- Let's go.
- Go on.
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- Get out of here.
- Come on.
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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Well, you might have funny
videos, but nobody likes a snitch.
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Listen, we have something
we need to show you.
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What was that?
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Are you gonna be okay?
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Come on, let's go.
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I'm sorry, I don't even know
what this is. What is this?
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It bit Mrs. Bisette.
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Okay, then why didn't she
come to us herself?
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Hmm?
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What?
00:18:43.555 --> 00:18:46.923
Come on, Pastor Greg is going around
throwing rats in people's houses. Done.
00:18:46.925 --> 00:18:49.359
Mmm. Okay.
00:18:49.361 --> 00:18:50.895
You know what?
00:18:50.897 --> 00:18:54.333
Leave me out of your
bullshit web series. All right?
00:18:55.969 --> 00:18:59.503
If you guys want to become
Hollywood assholes,
00:18:59.505 --> 00:19:02.509
Photo shopping this
nonsense, whatever.
00:19:03.643 --> 00:19:05.443
But leave me out of it.
00:19:05.445 --> 00:19:08.946
And for that matter, leave
Pastor Greg out of it as well.
00:19:08.948 --> 00:19:10.882
He's a good man.
00:19:10.884 --> 00:19:13.319
I'd ended up in juvie
if it weren't for him.
00:19:15.855 --> 00:19:16.623
Got it?
00:19:19.592 --> 00:19:21.026
Yeah. Got it.
00:19:21.028 --> 00:19:23.561
- How could Josh not believe us?
- Because it's insane.
00:19:23.563 --> 00:19:26.031
We're saying that Pastor Greg is
throwing rats into people's houses.
00:19:26.033 --> 00:19:28.567
Yeah, but the video is crazy.
00:19:28.569 --> 00:19:30.037
I mean why would
Pastor Greg do it?
00:19:33.574 --> 00:19:35.042
I don't know. Let's ask.
00:19:59.634 --> 00:20:00.669
What the hell is that?
00:20:07.143 --> 00:20:07.943
Come on.
00:21:30.129 --> 00:21:31.030
Pastor Greg?
00:22:00.226 --> 00:22:01.694
Can I help you boys?
00:22:15.008 --> 00:22:15.842
So?
00:22:18.645 --> 00:22:19.512
That's you.
00:22:21.148 --> 00:22:22.249
I don't think so.
00:22:24.784 --> 00:22:26.185
No, we saw you.
00:22:26.187 --> 00:22:30.655
Look Pastor Greg, we do not want
to get you into any trouble here.
00:22:30.657 --> 00:22:32.994
You boys aren't going
to get me in any trouble.
00:22:36.063 --> 00:22:37.164
Your mom is a slut.
00:22:38.699 --> 00:22:40.067
And your dad is a junkie.
00:22:41.769 --> 00:22:44.069
Jesus Christ, what kind
of person says that?
00:22:44.071 --> 00:22:46.272
No need to raise your voice.
00:22:46.274 --> 00:22:47.808
Is there a problem here?
00:22:53.315 --> 00:22:54.782
No, we're cool.
00:23:00.722 --> 00:23:02.290
Dude, what the hell was that?
00:23:03.291 --> 00:23:04.492
I don't know.
00:23:04.494 --> 00:23:06.760
I think we should post
this stuff on our channel.
00:23:06.762 --> 00:23:09.131
I mean Josh didn't believe us,
but maybe somebody will.
00:23:11.199 --> 00:23:12.366
Oh, shit.
00:23:12.368 --> 00:23:13.935
No service. You?
00:23:15.771 --> 00:23:16.671
Nothing.
00:23:24.947 --> 00:23:32.221
So we were wondering if you had seen
Pastor Greg around your house last night?
00:23:34.991 --> 00:23:35.992
Why?
00:23:37.593 --> 00:23:41.028
Okay, we think that he's the one who
threw the thing at the house that bit you.
00:23:41.030 --> 00:23:41.798
Yeah.
00:23:43.666 --> 00:23:45.002
Oh, I wasn't bit.
00:23:55.279 --> 00:23:56.980
Do you see a bite?
00:23:59.750 --> 00:24:02.784
I'm sorry, I-I could have sworn that
you were sitting in your closet.
00:24:02.786 --> 00:24:05.220
No. No, we have a video.
We saw you screaming.
00:24:05.222 --> 00:24:06.257
So?
00:24:09.360 --> 00:24:10.794
Uh, uh...
00:24:22.006 --> 00:24:23.706
What-what was that?
00:24:26.311 --> 00:24:28.346
You can come to my
bedroom with me.
00:24:32.451 --> 00:24:34.018
Both of you.
00:24:40.825 --> 00:24:42.292
- Holy shit.
- Dude.
00:24:42.294 --> 00:24:43.327
What the hell was that?
00:24:43.329 --> 00:24:46.063
Wait. Hold on. Something
was going on in there.
00:24:46.065 --> 00:24:47.099
Yeah, no shit.
00:24:48.901 --> 00:24:50.367
First Pastor Greg, now her.
00:24:50.369 --> 00:24:52.870
Here's what I don't get.
Who heals that fast?
00:24:52.872 --> 00:24:53.939
Randy, look.
00:24:55.442 --> 00:24:57.743
- What are we doing?
- We're just looking around.
00:25:02.349 --> 00:25:03.981
- What's that?
- There's a guy in there.
00:25:03.983 --> 00:25:05.216
What?
00:25:05.218 --> 00:25:06.086
Shh!
00:25:07.287 --> 00:25:09.356
He's tied up to the bed.
00:25:27.807 --> 00:25:29.143
Oh! Go!
00:25:39.053 --> 00:25:40.888
Oh! Go!
00:25:45.927 --> 00:25:48.928
You two should not have
been looking in her window.
00:25:48.930 --> 00:25:50.465
This is none of our concern.
00:25:52.401 --> 00:25:55.067
That's not the point, okay?
She's being weird, Mom. Look at that.
00:25:55.069 --> 00:25:57.836
It, but it wasn't just her.
It's Pastor Greg was acting like a freak.
00:25:57.838 --> 00:26:00.440
Everyone in the church was just like
sitting there acting really weird.
00:26:00.442 --> 00:26:04.110
Maybe it's like mass hysteria or
something, something in the air.
00:26:04.112 --> 00:26:11.084
Look, I know this town is boring
and I know you can't wait to get out.
00:26:11.086 --> 00:26:12.419
It's not about that.
00:26:12.421 --> 00:26:16.056
But you're not gonna make
anything better by imaging things.
00:26:16.058 --> 00:26:18.328
It just is what it is.
00:26:24.434 --> 00:26:27.003
Look, either the entire
town's going crazy or we are.
00:26:33.843 --> 00:26:34.978
Look.
00:26:36.846 --> 00:26:37.878
Is that...?
00:26:37.880 --> 00:26:38.514
Dylan.
00:26:40.316 --> 00:26:41.351
That's his tat.
00:26:46.055 --> 00:26:47.524
But how are there two of him?
00:27:05.542 --> 00:27:06.844
It's my dad.
00:27:11.483 --> 00:27:13.882
He's been acting
really strange.
00:27:13.884 --> 00:27:15.052
I don't know, it's...
00:27:18.223 --> 00:27:21.557
He was fine a few days ago,
00:27:21.559 --> 00:27:24.362
but now it's like, it's like
there's no feeling in him.
00:27:25.964 --> 00:27:28.833
It's-it's like he's-he's
acting like my dad.
00:27:32.337 --> 00:27:36.575
Look, I know that this sounds crazy,
but it's like he's a different person.
00:27:38.511 --> 00:27:45.549
You know, he has the same face,
and-and-and-and the same voice, but he's...
00:27:45.551 --> 00:27:47.219
He's not the same inside.
00:27:54.193 --> 00:27:55.492
Am I losing my mind?
00:27:55.494 --> 00:27:57.094
- No.
- No.
00:27:57.096 --> 00:27:58.896
We've seen the same
thing all over town.
00:27:58.898 --> 00:28:00.097
Yeah.
00:28:00.099 --> 00:28:02.134
There's a bunch of people
that are acting different.
00:28:04.036 --> 00:28:05.336
How about your mom?
00:28:05.338 --> 00:28:09.443
I don't know. I mean I haven't
seen her since this morning.
00:28:14.614 --> 00:28:16.216
We need to go to the police.
00:28:17.684 --> 00:28:20.318
We talked to Josh.
He didn't seem too amused by it.
00:28:20.320 --> 00:28:21.553
Why?
00:28:21.555 --> 00:28:24.391
Our credibility ain't so hot
after we posted our web show.
00:28:25.392 --> 00:28:27.258
Nobody believes us.
00:28:27.260 --> 00:28:30.931
Okay, well will you
guys come with me?
00:28:32.667 --> 00:28:38.637
To help me find my mom and to get
Joey and-and you can record it,
00:28:38.639 --> 00:28:42.341
you know, with your cameras and then
we can get people to believe us.
00:28:42.343 --> 00:28:43.542
Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:43.544 --> 00:28:44.977
Yeah, that's a really good idea.
00:28:44.979 --> 00:28:47.348
All right, stand up.
We're going to put this camera on you.
00:29:38.401 --> 00:29:40.168
Evening.
00:29:40.170 --> 00:29:41.070
Hi.
00:29:42.105 --> 00:29:43.171
Hey, Mrs. Fritz.
00:29:43.173 --> 00:29:44.374
Nice night.
00:30:06.063 --> 00:30:07.164
Mom?
00:30:09.033 --> 00:30:10.034
Dad?
00:30:14.038 --> 00:30:16.575
If you'll be my
friend I'll show you... Oh...
00:30:20.545 --> 00:30:25.248
Children want
to see everything that's goin' on.
00:30:25.250 --> 00:30:28.218
'Cause we
got a lot to say.
00:30:28.220 --> 00:30:32.057
Hey! Knock, knock.
00:30:33.191 --> 00:30:36.493
Who's there?
00:30:39.498 --> 00:30:43.166
Anybody home?
Get it?
00:30:43.168 --> 00:30:47.237
Anybody home?
Knock, knock.
00:30:47.239 --> 00:30:48.407
- Want to hear another one?
- Dad?
00:30:51.544 --> 00:30:52.545
What are you doing?
00:31:08.829 --> 00:31:10.363
Everything's fine, Kayla.
00:31:14.668 --> 00:31:18.803
Um, uh, Kayla, I need to use
the restroom real quick.
00:31:18.805 --> 00:31:22.107
Yeah. Yeah, use
the one upstairs.
00:31:22.109 --> 00:31:23.410
Okay, great.
00:31:56.210 --> 00:31:57.445
Mrs. Shepard?
00:32:02.483 --> 00:32:03.351
Mrs. Shepard?
00:32:22.805 --> 00:32:23.772
Mrs. Shepard?
00:32:49.466 --> 00:32:50.467
Mrs. Shepard?
00:32:54.772 --> 00:32:56.139
My mom says hi.
00:32:57.608 --> 00:32:58.441
She's good.
00:33:14.358 --> 00:33:15.259
Where's Zach?
00:33:16.627 --> 00:33:19.563
Oh, he's probably just,
he'll be down in a second.
00:33:25.971 --> 00:33:26.938
Mrs. Shepard?
00:33:43.022 --> 00:33:43.822
Mrs. Shepard?
00:34:30.471 --> 00:34:31.939
Joey.
00:34:32.906 --> 00:34:34.806
Daddy's scaring me.
00:34:34.808 --> 00:34:37.544
- What are you doing up here?
- I thought Mommy was up here.
00:34:39.313 --> 00:34:42.048
She-she has this liver disease.
00:34:42.050 --> 00:34:42.982
Where's Zach?
00:34:42.984 --> 00:34:45.051
I'm sure
he'll be right back down.
00:34:45.053 --> 00:34:46.520
He should be here.
00:34:47.956 --> 00:34:52.058
Uh, I mean it's just like,
he's just going to the bathroom right now.
00:34:52.060 --> 00:34:55.461
It'll take him, just give
him like a second.
00:34:55.463 --> 00:34:57.363
And he'll be back.
00:34:57.365 --> 00:34:58.833
He's probably...
00:34:59.834 --> 00:35:01.367
- He's going to the bathroom.
- It's not...
00:35:01.369 --> 00:35:03.503
- He's going to the-he's going to the bathroom.
- He's going to the bathroom.
00:35:03.505 --> 00:35:04.706
Hey, Zach, did you fall in?
00:35:08.610 --> 00:35:10.744
Joey, go to your room and hide.
00:35:10.746 --> 00:35:11.678
Okay.
00:35:11.680 --> 00:35:12.715
I'm going downstairs.
00:35:50.654 --> 00:35:51.488
Zach?
00:35:53.657 --> 00:35:54.457
Coming!
00:35:58.495 --> 00:36:00.062
What's taking
so long, Zach?
00:36:00.064 --> 00:36:01.429
Just a minute.
00:36:07.672 --> 00:36:09.171
Uh, just a second!
00:36:17.048 --> 00:36:18.349
Zach?
00:36:30.561 --> 00:36:32.561
Why are you in here?
00:36:32.563 --> 00:36:36.134
Um, I'm actually really sorry. The,
it was the, uh, first bathroom that I saw.
00:36:40.606 --> 00:36:42.107
We really
have to be going.
00:36:46.678 --> 00:36:47.646
Excuse me.
00:36:55.221 --> 00:36:57.023
Zach? Zach!
00:36:59.926 --> 00:37:00.791
Hey.
00:37:00.793 --> 00:37:02.095
- We have to keep going.
- What happened?
00:37:03.096 --> 00:37:04.262
What happened?
What happened?
00:37:04.264 --> 00:37:06.497
- You don't want to see it.
- Would you look at me, please?
00:37:06.499 --> 00:37:07.932
You don't want to see it.
00:37:07.934 --> 00:37:09.068
Give me your phone.
00:37:25.152 --> 00:37:26.718
Zach?
00:37:26.720 --> 00:37:28.856
Oh, Jesus.
00:37:45.173 --> 00:37:47.808
Kayla, I'm so sorry.
00:37:49.144 --> 00:37:50.444
They're killing people now.
00:37:53.982 --> 00:37:55.748
Oh my, God.
00:37:55.750 --> 00:37:58.051
Oh my, God, wait,
Joey's in there.
00:37:58.053 --> 00:37:59.519
We have to go get Joey.
00:37:59.521 --> 00:38:01.089
We will. We will.
00:38:03.258 --> 00:38:04.092
How?
00:38:06.661 --> 00:38:09.196
Pastor Greg and the
Sheriff are in on this.
00:38:57.315 --> 00:38:58.682
Jesus Christ.
00:38:59.649 --> 00:39:01.585
You swear that this is real?
00:39:02.652 --> 00:39:04.821
- 'Cause if you guys are punking me...
- It's real.
00:39:24.042 --> 00:39:25.877
There's absolutely
nothing up there.
00:39:27.845 --> 00:39:29.212
He must have moved her body.
00:39:29.214 --> 00:39:31.048
You saw it! You
saw it on the video!
00:39:31.050 --> 00:39:32.115
Why did you kill her?
00:39:32.117 --> 00:39:33.383
Calm down.
00:39:33.385 --> 00:39:36.889
Look, I do need an explanation
as to what is on that video.
00:39:41.994 --> 00:39:43.595
Is there a problem, officer?
00:39:45.831 --> 00:39:46.665
Mom?
00:39:49.802 --> 00:39:50.669
Mom.
00:40:05.018 --> 00:40:07.754
You-you're not my mom.
00:40:09.756 --> 00:40:11.656
I'm sorry, Deputy Haywood.
00:40:11.658 --> 00:40:15.028
We've been dealing with Kayla's
mental illness for some time now.
00:40:16.029 --> 00:40:17.762
There was a video.
00:40:17.764 --> 00:40:18.996
False.
00:40:18.998 --> 00:40:20.267
Just like their show.
00:40:22.236 --> 00:40:25.705
You know I would have expected more
professionalism from you, Josh.
00:40:28.142 --> 00:40:29.740
Sorry for
the disturbance.
00:40:29.742 --> 00:40:30.943
We'll be on our way.
00:40:30.945 --> 00:40:32.980
No! No, no, no.
Come on, Joey. Come on.
00:40:33.914 --> 00:40:34.715
No!
00:40:35.850 --> 00:40:37.416
I want to go with Kayla.
00:40:37.418 --> 00:40:38.917
He wants to come.
00:40:38.919 --> 00:40:40.018
Come on.
Just come with us.
00:40:40.020 --> 00:40:41.920
It doesn't matter what he wants.
00:40:41.922 --> 00:40:43.722
He belongs to me.
00:40:43.724 --> 00:40:45.325
What are you?
00:40:45.327 --> 00:40:46.326
Go to your room.
00:40:46.328 --> 00:40:49.695
There is no way in hell
that I'm going anywhere.
00:40:49.697 --> 00:40:52.300
I am your father.
You have to do what I say!
00:40:54.869 --> 00:40:57.103
You're just gonna let her go?
00:40:57.105 --> 00:41:00.142
Yeah. You know, I think
that is gonna be best.
00:41:11.987 --> 00:41:15.222
Yeah, you all played me for a fool
with that little freak show back there.
00:41:15.224 --> 00:41:16.524
Jesus Christ! I mean gee,
really, I should take
00:41:16.526 --> 00:41:18.791
- you both in for filing a false police report.
- No, you don't,
00:41:18.793 --> 00:41:20.494
You don't even see what's
going on right in front of you.
00:41:20.496 --> 00:41:23.464
I don't-you know what I see?
I see what you're doing to that girl.
00:41:23.466 --> 00:41:25.432
Okay? Don't be those guys.
00:41:25.434 --> 00:41:27.837
Tell me that that all felt
right in there, Deputy.
00:41:29.005 --> 00:41:31.038
Josh, how's the Sheriff?
00:41:31.040 --> 00:41:32.141
You know what, Zach?
00:41:36.513 --> 00:41:37.747
I don't have time for this.
00:41:39.316 --> 00:41:40.681
We need him.
00:41:40.683 --> 00:41:43.451
Dude, this is way bigger than
this Podunk sheriff's department.
00:41:43.453 --> 00:41:45.253
We need to get Joey.
00:41:49.526 --> 00:41:50.260
Right.
00:41:51.161 --> 00:41:54.264
We get our parents,
then we get Joey,
00:41:55.532 --> 00:41:57.167
and get our footage uploaded.
00:41:58.569 --> 00:42:01.469
Once people see what's going on
here, they'll send people to help.
00:42:01.471 --> 00:42:03.106
And we get the hell out of here.
00:42:14.152 --> 00:42:15.153
We'll get him.
00:42:16.421 --> 00:42:17.355
Come on.
00:42:38.143 --> 00:42:42.279
I don't get it. I'm trying to upload my
footage, but there's still no service.
00:42:42.281 --> 00:42:43.449
Randy, do you got anything?
00:42:46.051 --> 00:42:46.917
No.
00:42:46.919 --> 00:42:48.053
Kayla, what about you?
00:43:15.849 --> 00:43:18.485
You know what? Just
Randy and I should go in.
00:43:24.924 --> 00:43:25.624
Fine.
00:43:25.626 --> 00:43:27.925
I'll see if I can find your mom.
00:43:27.927 --> 00:43:28.828
Thank you.
00:43:36.604 --> 00:43:38.472
Does anyone ever
work in that barn?
00:43:40.007 --> 00:43:40.574
No.
00:43:58.660 --> 00:43:59.461
Dad?
00:44:00.928 --> 00:44:01.530
Dad?
00:44:22.117 --> 00:44:23.453
Hello, boys.
00:44:24.520 --> 00:44:25.355
Where's mom?
00:44:27.423 --> 00:44:33.327
We should, uh, get out of town pretty
quick. There's some weird stuff going on.
00:44:33.329 --> 00:44:34.430
Zach.
00:44:35.698 --> 00:44:38.000
What are you talking about?
00:44:43.607 --> 00:44:44.608
Oh, God.
00:44:50.146 --> 00:44:51.713
Where's Mom?
00:44:51.715 --> 00:44:54.349
Everything's fine.
00:44:54.351 --> 00:44:56.016
- What did you do to Mom?
- It's not him.
00:44:56.018 --> 00:44:57.254
Come on, we need to go.
00:45:18.976 --> 00:45:20.010
What are you doing?
00:45:21.646 --> 00:45:24.046
Wait! No, no, no!
No, no, no! No, no, no!
00:45:24.048 --> 00:45:25.016
- Hey!
- No!
00:45:27.652 --> 00:45:28.486
What was that?
00:45:48.274 --> 00:45:49.540
Oh, shit!
00:45:49.542 --> 00:45:50.741
Not funny.
00:45:50.743 --> 00:45:52.409
Dude, turn the light.
00:45:58.317 --> 00:45:59.151
Who's there?
00:46:01.220 --> 00:46:01.786
Mom?
00:46:26.146 --> 00:46:27.180
No!
00:46:28.381 --> 00:46:30.281
Randy, are you okay?
00:46:30.283 --> 00:46:32.385
I think
something bit me.
00:46:33.454 --> 00:46:34.354
Are you okay?
00:46:36.156 --> 00:46:37.057
Oh, shit!
00:46:38.258 --> 00:46:39.592
Where'd it go?
00:46:47.768 --> 00:46:49.403
Randy, be careful.
00:46:59.681 --> 00:47:01.280
Zach?
00:47:01.282 --> 00:47:04.149
What? What is it?
00:47:04.151 --> 00:47:05.119
What the hell?
00:47:30.813 --> 00:47:32.348
Oh, shit!
00:47:42.225 --> 00:47:43.159
Mom?
00:47:52.402 --> 00:47:54.736
No. Mom! Mom! Get off her!
00:48:10.254 --> 00:48:11.288
Get off!
00:48:21.833 --> 00:48:22.867
Zach,
00:48:24.669 --> 00:48:26.203
that wasn't me.
00:48:27.672 --> 00:48:28.473
I had to kill her.
00:48:29.674 --> 00:48:30.442
Zach?
00:48:34.212 --> 00:48:35.480
No!
00:48:49.361 --> 00:48:52.730
Come on. You guys, we gotta go!
They're coming back. Come on!
00:48:52.732 --> 00:48:53.666
Oh, let's go.
00:48:54.867 --> 00:48:56.235
Come on, hurry!
00:49:12.653 --> 00:49:13.754
Look at that.
00:49:34.741 --> 00:49:35.709
What happened?
00:49:42.917 --> 00:49:43.818
We gotta go.
00:49:51.826 --> 00:49:52.660
Zach,
00:49:53.628 --> 00:49:54.962
we gotta go, okay?
00:50:55.993 --> 00:50:57.726
How do we know it's him?
00:50:57.728 --> 00:51:01.498
I mean we don't,
but who else is there?
00:51:39.104 --> 00:51:41.072
You got a shitty
poker face, Randy.
00:51:45.744 --> 00:51:47.046
What were you going
to do with that?
00:51:50.783 --> 00:51:51.851
Yeah.
00:51:53.152 --> 00:51:54.452
Come on.
00:52:16.009 --> 00:52:17.610
So we know we're
all right, but...
00:52:19.146 --> 00:52:20.413
All right.
00:52:23.482 --> 00:52:24.850
Oh, Jesus.
00:52:24.852 --> 00:52:25.853
Oh, my God.
00:52:28.555 --> 00:52:29.523
Yeah.
00:52:30.657 --> 00:52:34.595
So one of those things bit
me, but I kept my eyes open.
00:52:35.596 --> 00:52:37.129
We are going to need
to take it with us though.
00:52:37.131 --> 00:52:38.730
What? Why?
00:52:38.732 --> 00:52:39.999
Oh, you're still filming, right?
00:52:40.001 --> 00:52:44.839
- Yeah.
- So we take that thing and the footage to the FBI.
00:52:45.807 --> 00:52:47.106
That'll get them
to move their asses.
00:52:47.108 --> 00:52:48.608
Yes.
00:52:48.610 --> 00:52:49.811
I'm sorry though.
00:52:51.646 --> 00:52:53.413
I should have believed you guys.
00:53:01.522 --> 00:53:02.989
What in the hell are they?
00:53:02.991 --> 00:53:04.157
I don't know.
00:53:04.159 --> 00:53:05.693
Do you guys think
they might be aliens?
00:53:07.695 --> 00:53:09.729
Here's what we do know.
00:53:09.731 --> 00:53:10.797
First they bite you.
00:53:14.535 --> 00:53:15.636
Then they turn into you.
00:53:15.638 --> 00:53:17.573
But not right away.
00:53:19.475 --> 00:53:20.709
It's more like a copy.
00:53:22.811 --> 00:53:24.912
And they act like an animal.
00:53:24.914 --> 00:53:28.582
And then they, they...
00:53:31.487 --> 00:53:36.993
Well, maybe they bite you to get
your DNA and then they clone you.
00:53:38.028 --> 00:53:41.796
You know, but the clone, it doesn't
have any of the original memories so
00:53:41.798 --> 00:53:44.968
it has to like find you
and just-and just take them.
00:53:54.911 --> 00:53:56.911
There's someone out there.
00:53:56.913 --> 00:53:58.515
- What?
- What do you mean?
00:54:21.872 --> 00:54:22.773
Oh, shit!
00:54:24.309 --> 00:54:25.110
Shit!
00:54:27.812 --> 00:54:29.279
Oh, my God.
00:54:36.621 --> 00:54:38.023
All right, get down, get down!
00:54:52.138 --> 00:54:53.270
What the hell was that?
00:54:53.272 --> 00:54:54.904
You should call for backup.
00:54:54.906 --> 00:54:56.042
Let's just get out of here.
00:55:01.047 --> 00:55:01.948
Get it!
00:55:06.352 --> 00:55:08.753
Randy, he's here for you! Move
away! Move away! Go, go, go!
00:55:08.755 --> 00:55:10.123
Where? Where? Where?
00:55:16.095 --> 00:55:17.329
They're here!
00:55:17.331 --> 00:55:18.798
Josh? Josh?
00:55:20.167 --> 00:55:20.833
Shit.
00:55:25.339 --> 00:55:27.139
Randy, stay away
from that window.
00:55:37.985 --> 00:55:38.752
Shit.
00:55:39.653 --> 00:55:40.754
There's too many!
00:55:43.324 --> 00:55:44.956
They're surrounding us.
00:55:44.958 --> 00:55:46.094
They're surrounding us.
00:55:49.130 --> 00:55:51.097
Oh, shit!
00:55:51.099 --> 00:55:51.900
Whoa!
00:56:02.110 --> 00:56:02.977
Hang on!
00:56:03.878 --> 00:56:04.813
Hang on!
00:56:06.247 --> 00:56:07.582
They're gonna flip us!
00:56:08.750 --> 00:56:09.351
Hang on!
00:56:32.675 --> 00:56:33.341
Go!
00:56:54.264 --> 00:56:55.697
Oh my, God.
00:57:00.103 --> 00:57:00.737
Zach!
00:57:06.410 --> 00:57:07.711
No! No!
00:57:15.219 --> 00:57:17.955
Don't! Don't! Josh, no!
00:57:39.044 --> 00:57:39.945
Randy.
00:57:41.280 --> 00:57:42.147
No, Randy!
00:57:44.516 --> 00:57:45.684
Hey!
00:57:47.219 --> 00:57:51.788
Of all the towns on this planet,
you guys chose this shithole to take over?
00:57:51.790 --> 00:57:54.257
God, you're a bunch of idiots!
00:57:54.259 --> 00:57:55.395
But you know what?
00:57:56.396 --> 00:57:57.495
You can have it.
00:57:57.497 --> 00:57:59.965
Fuck this! Over here!
00:58:02.834 --> 00:58:04.202
Fuck this!
00:58:04.204 --> 00:58:05.305
Come on, this way!
00:58:06.838 --> 00:58:09.943
Zach, Zach, we gotta go.
We gotta go. Come on.
00:58:55.223 --> 00:58:56.391
I'm okay.
00:59:04.599 --> 00:59:06.534
They're still blocking
the signal out here.
00:59:10.038 --> 00:59:11.605
There's a delivery van
at my mom's shop.
00:59:11.607 --> 00:59:15.275
You know, we could go get it and get-and
get Joey and just get out of here.
00:59:15.277 --> 00:59:17.210
And in Springfield,
they'll have service.
00:59:17.212 --> 00:59:18.813
We can just upload
our video there.
00:59:22.917 --> 00:59:23.818
Yeah.
01:00:10.067 --> 01:00:11.068
Come on, Kayla.
01:02:39.522 --> 01:02:40.656
Slow down, slow down.
01:03:04.748 --> 01:03:07.682
They key's under the flower pot.
01:03:07.684 --> 01:03:10.220
And then inside, it's
under the cash register.
01:03:11.221 --> 01:03:12.354
Okay.
01:03:12.356 --> 01:03:13.223
Go ahead.
01:04:01.407 --> 01:04:02.308
Joey.
01:04:23.496 --> 01:04:24.495
No, no, no.
01:04:24.497 --> 01:04:25.465
No.
01:04:42.182 --> 01:04:43.517
I just want to go home.
01:04:50.191 --> 01:04:51.091
It's okay, Tyler.
01:04:51.093 --> 01:04:53.794
You're just gonna
feel a little pinch.
01:04:55.496 --> 01:04:56.597
Okay.
01:05:01.235 --> 01:05:03.937
See?
Now that wasn't so bad.
01:05:03.939 --> 01:05:06.205
And now I'll love
you even more.
01:05:24.727 --> 01:05:29.262
Stop! Please, don't
do it! I don't-I don't want it!
01:06:32.664 --> 01:06:37.433
Joey, run! Joey, Joey! Get out of
here, Joey! Joey, run! Go to the cabin!
01:06:37.435 --> 01:06:38.903
Go! Yeah, go!
01:06:40.039 --> 01:06:43.541
Joey, go! Run! Joey, go!
01:06:50.583 --> 01:06:51.517
No!
01:07:19.846 --> 01:07:21.047
Get in! Come on!
01:07:24.684 --> 01:07:25.717
Go, go, go! Go, go!
01:07:25.719 --> 01:07:26.887
Come on! Go, go!
01:08:44.534 --> 01:08:45.501
Joey...
01:08:47.604 --> 01:08:48.805
Joey got away.
01:08:50.473 --> 01:08:52.006
That's great.
01:08:52.008 --> 01:08:53.810
I told him to go to the cabin.
01:08:55.645 --> 01:08:56.713
But he got away.
01:08:58.048 --> 01:09:00.084
Let's go get him and get
the hell out of here, okay?
01:09:53.139 --> 01:09:54.639
Oh God, you got bit.
01:10:03.149 --> 01:10:04.917
No, no, no, no.
01:10:13.025 --> 01:10:14.727
When I get replaced
01:10:16.629 --> 01:10:18.798
is it going to have my feelings?
01:10:22.970 --> 01:10:24.905
Is it going to have my memories?
01:10:28.976 --> 01:10:30.243
Will I remember you?
01:10:35.015 --> 01:10:36.717
Don't think like that, Kayla.
01:10:39.920 --> 01:10:41.753
Because we are gonna make it.
01:10:41.755 --> 01:10:43.588
Yeah, but it'll find me.
01:10:43.590 --> 01:10:44.823
It found Randy.
01:10:44.825 --> 01:10:46.258
We are going to make it.
01:10:46.260 --> 01:10:47.627
We're gonna get help.
01:10:49.764 --> 01:10:51.933
We have everything
recorded on our phones.
01:11:14.023 --> 01:11:15.891
We can show them
what happened here.
01:11:17.059 --> 01:11:18.761
We're gonna stop it.
01:11:21.130 --> 01:11:22.863
Ah!
01:11:22.865 --> 01:11:24.898
Zach, come on, we
gotta get it! Come on!
01:11:24.900 --> 01:11:25.534
Kayla!
01:11:39.015 --> 01:11:40.214
Come on, it's gone.
01:11:40.216 --> 01:11:42.150
No, it's-Zach, you were bitten,
we have to-if we can't...
01:11:42.152 --> 01:11:44.118
Let's-let's go to
the cabin. Get Joey.
01:11:44.120 --> 01:11:45.088
- Get down!
- Shit.
01:11:53.763 --> 01:11:54.831
Keep going.
01:12:04.075 --> 01:12:05.842
We have to go. This way.
01:12:36.942 --> 01:12:37.776
Get down!
01:12:55.061 --> 01:12:56.329
Oh, my God.
01:13:07.073 --> 01:13:08.341
We're not gonna make it out.
01:13:10.309 --> 01:13:12.145
Zach, we have to go get Joey.
01:13:13.312 --> 01:13:14.213
We can't.
01:13:15.982 --> 01:13:17.616
I'm sorry.
01:13:17.618 --> 01:13:21.321
But Kayla, if this spreads there won't
be anyone else for us to call for help.
01:13:29.963 --> 01:13:32.464
But we can make it
to the cable company.
01:13:32.466 --> 01:13:36.401
If we can get there, we can upload
our video straight into the backbone
01:13:36.403 --> 01:13:38.872
of the internet to the entire world.
They can't block that.
01:13:40.974 --> 01:13:43.210
So we get the message out.
01:13:47.148 --> 01:13:48.081
Yeah.
01:14:01.162 --> 01:14:02.261
Come on.
01:14:02.263 --> 01:14:03.097
Let's go.
01:14:20.449 --> 01:14:21.250
Come on.
01:14:22.451 --> 01:14:24.420
Down here, down
here. Come on.
01:15:08.131 --> 01:15:09.133
Hello, Zach.
01:15:14.939 --> 01:15:15.805
Randy.
01:15:27.084 --> 01:15:28.352
I thought I might find you here.
01:15:31.423 --> 01:15:33.024
We used to go fishing here.
01:15:34.226 --> 01:15:35.193
Do you remember?
01:15:36.595 --> 01:15:38.361
Yeah.
01:15:38.363 --> 01:15:39.298
I remember.
01:15:43.235 --> 01:15:44.569
We never caught anything.
01:15:46.872 --> 01:15:47.839
Why did we do it?
01:15:51.176 --> 01:15:53.178
'Cause catching something
was never the point.
01:15:57.282 --> 01:15:58.318
Right.
01:16:04.624 --> 01:16:05.525
Where's Kayla?
01:16:08.261 --> 01:16:09.295
We lost each other.
01:16:12.131 --> 01:16:12.932
Right.
01:16:14.367 --> 01:16:16.967
Kayla never did know
the woods like you and I.
01:16:16.969 --> 01:16:17.904
Did she?
01:16:19.472 --> 01:16:20.873
We'll find her together.
01:16:21.675 --> 01:16:23.042
Just like old times.
01:16:26.946 --> 01:16:28.981
Yeah. Just like old times.
01:16:34.188 --> 01:16:36.323
We went through it all
together, didn't we?
01:16:41.328 --> 01:16:43.530
I don't know what I would
have done without you.
01:17:26.609 --> 01:17:27.541
Zach. Zach.
01:17:29.145 --> 01:17:31.445
Zach, Zach, Zach, look at me. Zach,
look at me. Zach, look at me. We got to go.
01:17:31.447 --> 01:17:33.647
We got to go. Okay?
We gotta go. Come on.
01:17:33.649 --> 01:17:35.084
Come on. Come on.
01:17:59.676 --> 01:18:00.510
Right there.
01:18:03.647 --> 01:18:05.246
We can make it to that door.
01:18:19.130 --> 01:18:20.097
Are you ready?
01:18:21.065 --> 01:18:22.166
- Let's do it.
- Okay.
01:18:41.219 --> 01:18:42.387
This way.
01:18:47.292 --> 01:18:49.192
Can we just upload
from one of these offices?
01:18:49.194 --> 01:18:51.330
No, we need to find
the main trunk terminal.
01:18:53.265 --> 01:18:54.666
It's on the front, right there.
01:19:01.808 --> 01:19:03.141
Right here.
01:19:48.489 --> 01:19:50.357
Hey. Hey. Hey, we gotta go.
01:19:55.764 --> 01:19:58.230
- We gotta go. Zach, we gotta go.
- Okay, go.
01:19:58.232 --> 01:19:59.401
Come on, come on, come on.
01:20:11.613 --> 01:20:12.347
Come on.
01:20:14.783 --> 01:20:16.351
There, come on. Come on.
01:20:17.820 --> 01:20:19.252
Go, go, go, go, go.
01:20:49.452 --> 01:20:51.655
- Bring up the footage from your phone.
- Okay, yeah.
01:20:56.727 --> 01:20:59.730
- Upload the footage onto the terminal.
- Okay.
01:21:01.965 --> 01:21:03.832
Okay, where? YouTube?
Facebook? Vimeo?
01:21:03.834 --> 01:21:05.333
Everywhere.
01:21:05.335 --> 01:21:05.869
Okay.
01:21:15.847 --> 01:21:16.781
Come on. Come on.
01:21:24.722 --> 01:21:25.423
That's it.
01:22:03.529 --> 01:22:05.230
What? What? What?
01:22:08.467 --> 01:22:10.768
Get footage of you
talking on screen.
01:22:10.770 --> 01:22:11.571
Okay.
01:22:13.006 --> 01:22:14.339
Hey, Zach.
01:22:15.942 --> 01:22:16.943
Hey.
01:22:18.411 --> 01:22:19.312
Got it.
01:22:23.750 --> 01:22:25.017
Do you trust me?
01:22:25.019 --> 01:22:25.885
Yeah.
01:22:30.290 --> 01:22:31.624
Take a deep breath, okay?
01:23:13.335 --> 01:23:16.471
The kind of place where people don't
even lock their doors at night.
01:23:22.078 --> 01:23:23.376
I'm Randy Foster.
01:23:23.378 --> 01:23:24.845
And I'm Zach Henderson.
01:23:28.583 --> 01:23:29.919
I know. See you later.
01:23:48.471 --> 01:23:49.938
...what we're trying to do:
01:23:49.940 --> 01:23:52.475
show the people of Multon
the way they really are.
01:24:18.903 --> 01:24:21.003
Ah, who I am. Right. Okay.
01:24:21.005 --> 01:24:22.772
Here we go.
01:24:22.774 --> 01:24:23.708
Who am I?
01:24:27.411 --> 01:24:28.345
Who am I?
01:25:54.735 --> 01:25:55.636
Joey.
01:26:19.728 --> 01:26:20.729
Okay.
01:26:27.203 --> 01:26:28.237
Kayla!
01:26:46.756 --> 01:26:48.656
Oh, God.
01:26:48.658 --> 01:26:49.259
What?
01:26:51.127 --> 01:26:51.828
What?
01:27:02.006 --> 01:27:04.108
That... That's not possible.
01:27:23.594 --> 01:27:24.762
They're everywhere.
01:27:34.139 --> 01:27:35.640
We weren't the first town.
01:27:39.744 --> 01:27:41.212
We were the last.
01:28:01.100 --> 01:28:02.068
Pastor Greg?
01:28:05.271 --> 01:28:06.305
Pastor Greg?
01:28:11.844 --> 01:28:13.145
Can I help you, boys?
01:28:40.976 --> 01:28:45.976
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