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Good morning, winner.
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Take a deep breath.
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Good.
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You're ready to dominate this day.
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You've worked harder than everyone,
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and that is why you're a champion.
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You understand that greatness
takes sacrifice.
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Visualize what you still want to achieve.
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Stand atop the mountain of your success
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and look down at everyone
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who's ever doubted you.
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Fuck those losers.
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Fuck them in their stupid fucking faces.
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Hey!
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Oh, shit.
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Hold the phone!
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I'm comin'!
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Oh, shit.
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Whoo!
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- What?
- What? Excuse me.
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- Oh, oh.
- What?
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- Oh.
- What?
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- Hey.
- What?
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- Missed ya!
- I missed you.
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- I missed you so much.
- It's been one night.
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- Are we gonna go to school, or...
- No.
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I don't think we are.
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No, we're just gonna stay... here.
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- Move!
- Jeez!
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Are you...
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- Whoo!
- I swear to God.
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- Whoo!
- What are you doing?
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- Are you kidding me? Samantha!
- You couldn't have just gone around?
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Where was this energy
at my inauguration assembly, folks?
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True.
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I hope I never have
to see any of you ever again, okay?
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That's it. Signin' off.
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Go, Crocketts!
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Boom.
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- Principal Brown?
- Oh...
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Hi, Molly, Amy. What's shakin'?
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I want to make the transition
of next year's student government
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as seamless as possible,
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- so that when I'm up in New Haven...
- Yale. You can just say Yale, please.
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Well, our class's official policy
is to not discuss
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where anyone is attending next year.
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We don't want them to feel insecure.
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Very thoughtful.
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I need to go over the end of the year
budget numbers we have.
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Gosh.
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Really?
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Like, now?
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I mean, why don't you do it with Nick?
You know, please?
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I mean, he's... you know,
he's the vice president.
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Nick?
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Oh!
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We both know that Nick only ran for VP
because they plan the dances.
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That position is...
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It's basically a popularity contest.
He's useless.
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Ladies, it's the last day, you know?
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We did it, huh?
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We got you through high school.
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Can't we just graduate,
head off to college,
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you know,
celebrate this wonderful achievement?
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Let's get through the day
without anything horrible happening.
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Sorry, are you shutting the door on us?
Not subtle. We will persist!
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Nick's like the great equalizer.
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Delegates from every group of girls
are casting their ballots for his penis.
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Oh, Triple A takes the lead.
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Don't call her that.
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Everybody calls her that.
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She gave roadside assistance
to three senior guys last year.
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You hear them
getting degrading nicknames?
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They call Sam Ross "Dick Splinter."
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That's not derogatory,
it's a factual description.
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- 7:20.
- Under eight minutes?
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- You're joking!
- Aah!
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Oh, my God. 9:43.
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What am I gonna do
without you girls next year?
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Nobody around here
even attempts the Thursday.
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Well, Amy and I are gonna Skype
the puzzle every single week,
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- so we will send you our Sunday Times.
- Yep.
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You know what?
Why don't I just give you two my number?
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That way, you guys can call or text me
if you need anything.
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- Yeah! That would make our lives.
- Yeah. Cool.
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- We'd love that.
- Definitely.
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- I'll give you mine after.
- I'll share the contact.
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- I can give...
- I'll share it.
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Wait. Miss Fine, I thought there were
no cell phones allowed in class.
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- Or are there exceptions for ass-kissers?
- Hey.
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A dollar in the swear jar.
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I'm so sorry.
These shorts, they don't have pockets.
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- Okay, excuse me. Excuse me. Jesus Christ!
- Whoa, Triple A!
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Oh, my God.
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- No spatial awareness at this school.
- People just really don't.
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- Hey, Amy?
- It's her!
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Yeah?
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Did you just score
your teacher's phone number?
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Yeah.
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Nice.
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Hey, Miss Fine?
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You should come party with us tonight.
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Did you just ask Miss Fine
if she wants to party with you?
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You think she wants to watch you
get drunk and break things?
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Hold on. I was having a conversation
with her. You're not part of this.
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- I'm...
- Sit down, Theo.
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Yo, yo. What up, Miss Fine?
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Just a last day present
for my favorite teach.
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- Jared, you are not my student.
- I've heard great things.
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And, hey, everybody else
got their graduation gifts, right?
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Come on.
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Jare Bear coming at you
from all angles, right?
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- Nobody asked for that.
- Uhh...
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Big me, littler me,
little baby Jared at the bottom.
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Baby Jared says,
"Happy graduation, everybody!"
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Yeah, no one's gonna wear a shirt
with your face on it, Jared.
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Like, not even ironically.
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Okay, well, agree to disagree, 'cause...
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Jared, just go.
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I'm out of here. Wasn't even here.
See you, Molly.
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- Bye, Molly.
- I'll see ya.
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Bye, Molly.
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- Why does he always do that?
- Fair townspeople!
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Fair townspeople?
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Fair townspeople, I swear to God!
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- What?
- Mark thy calendars
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and make thy plans to attend
the drama department's summer program,
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Shakespeare in the Park... ing Lot.
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We will be performing the Bard's comedies
as modern tragedies
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outside Whole Foods across town.
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Well, it's actually funny. It's...
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It's what we did in my summer program
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- last year in...
- Barcelona,
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when I lived in Barcelona.
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I will be directing,
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and Alan...
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may be starring, pending auditions.
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I don't audition.
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I'm offer only.
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This looks fun, but I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna be here.
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Yeah, Amy's spending the summer
in Botswana,
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helping women make their own tampons.
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That's...
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gross.
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Well, blood attracts lions.
I'm saving lives.
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Oh, okay. Well, that's actually noble.
I, too, have a fear of big cats.
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And I can't because I'm working
all summer, and also, I don't want to.
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You are a philistine.
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Why would you do theater
when you could do debate?
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Because some of us
enjoy working with others.
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And some of us know how to win.
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Nobody's winning in that outfit.
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Sit down, y'all.
We got work to do.
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- So, Molly...
- Mmm?
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- Why don't you start us off?
- Thank you.
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Kill it.
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All right, well, as you might recall
from my analysis yesterday,
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- we were talking about...
- It's our last day!
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- Let us live! God!
- ...submitting to authority...
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You've gotta open...
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You've gotta open your mouth
a little bit more, all right?
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- Yeah, okay, I gotcha, I gotcha.
- Okay, chips!
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- All right, this is it.
- I gotcha. Ready?
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- Dude, how am I supposed to get there?
- That was my bad.
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- Nick?
- You're wild.
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- Nick.
- Wait, just one sec. Just... come on.
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Nick, there's some student government
stuff to go over.
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Come on, man, aim for my mouth!
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We have to go over the end of year budget,
so if you could...
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Yeah, just, we're playin' this game
where I've gotta catch it with...
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It's complicated.
I'll... I'll hit you later, I guess.
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I'm sure it's complicated.
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Oh!
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I cannot believe I lasted an entire year
with Nick as my vice president.
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He's allergic to work.
All he wants to do is goof off.
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It's infuriating.
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Go talk to Ryan.
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What? No.
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Cool, cool, 'cause I'm...
I'm gonna go talk to Ryan.
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- 'Cause I have so much to say...
- No, no, no.
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- Yeah?
- Fine.
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Just... I'm going.
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- Just gonna...
- There she goes.
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- Oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Oh, dude.
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Amy.
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- It's all good.
- Here you go.
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Sharp elbows.
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Not as sharp as your... chin.
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What?
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Um... so isn't it crazy
that it's... it's the last day?
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I know, dude. I can barely believe it.
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Are you gonna come to Nick's tonight?
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His aunt went on a cruise ship
that broke down,
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so Nick's gonna throw a party
at her house.
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That's... that's awesome.
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It's... it's all right.
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They're, you know, they're stuck
on a boat shitting in buckets.
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Oh, that's not really what I meant.
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Oh, Jesus.
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- Come on, Tanner.
- All right, well...
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All right, I'll see you later.
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I'll just, um...
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Fuck. Fuck, fuck.
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- What are you doing? Go back.
- Fuck, fuck.
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No, that was bad. That was bad. I'm good.
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I don't even know if she's into girls.
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She wore a polo shirt to prom.
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Well, that's just her gender performance.
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It's different from
her sexual orientation.
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I'm sorry, but I don't get it.
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- Well, gender is a construct of...
- No. Thank you. That much I understand.
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It's just... it's a little bit shocking
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that... that you're into Ryan.
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First crush, the little white cat
from The Aristocats.
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You go from that to Avril Lavigne.
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It just... it's not...
it's not what I anticipated.
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I just like that she's...
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always in a good mood,
and she's got a really cute smile.
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She just seems like
she'd be a really fun person
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to have sleepovers and lie around with.
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Excuse me, pardon me? I'm a fun person
to have sleepovers and lie around with.
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It's literally all we do.
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Well, with her, there'd be more...
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vagina involved.
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That's fair.
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She said Nick's having a party tonight.
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Of course he would.
He's so fucking stupid.
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Somebody always gets arrested
the night before graduation.
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Amy, do you know how many girls
are gonna be up your vagina
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at Columbia next year?
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Are you aware of it?
'Cause I'm aware of it.
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Every time I come to visit you, you're
just gonna be scissoring a different girl.
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Dude?
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Scissoring is not a thing.
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- Don't knock it until you've tried it.
- It's not a thing.
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- I'm not knocking it. It's not a thing.
- Don't knock it until you've tried it.
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Here comes the one percent.
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That car belongs in a museum.
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What the fuck, Jared?
I said door-to-door.
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Museum of death,
'cause its smog is killing us all.
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- Fuck!
- You all right?
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They spend every minute together.
It's so weird.
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We spend every minute together.
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We are equals.
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Gigi just keeps Jared around
for when she needs a liver.
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- No, please don't get on my car.
- I'm fucking spent, Jared!
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- At least take the heels off.
- I'm fucking spent!
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- I just got it back from the shop.
- Okay, shh! I'm napping.
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Do you think it's true that his dad got
him a sex worker for his 14th birthday?
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It's too weird of a story to be made up.
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There's so many specifics.
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He sprained his ankle,
she had a hearing aid.
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What up, chicas?
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It's intolerable.
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You guys... you guys hungry?
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I got... I got some soup dumps.
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Keep it down out there!
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They're probably soggy now,
but they're great cold!
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- Good Lord.
- S'all right.
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I'm going to pee in your weird bathroom.
Watch my stuff.
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Until all of us can pee without genitals,
none of us can.
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These motherfuckers.
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"Your ugly" what?
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How did you graduate sixth grade?
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It's shocking to me.
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So, okay, so, I win.
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- Marry the sex doll, okay?
- Right.
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- Fuck the soccer ball.
- Yep.
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And then, kill Molly.
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Dude, no!
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There's no other way, dude.
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Like, I can't fuck her,
you know, 'cause...
00:11:25.463 --> 00:11:27.505
when I'm scared, my dick can't get hard.
00:11:27.588 --> 00:11:29.755
And then, like, I can't marry her,
'cause, well,
00:11:29.838 --> 00:11:31.963
- I don't believe in the institution.
- Uh-huh.
00:11:32.047 --> 00:11:33.713
So I have to kill Molly.
00:11:33.797 --> 00:11:35.922
And I know it'll haunt me.
I'm a peaceful person.
00:11:36.005 --> 00:11:37.963
That's very true.
00:11:38.047 --> 00:11:40.047
Wait, are you guys talking
about Molly Davidson?
00:11:40.130 --> 00:11:40.963
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
00:11:41.047 --> 00:11:43.963
That girl is so weird.
She always acts like she's, like, 40.
00:11:44.047 --> 00:11:47.148
I wish she was fuckin' 40, man.
Women in their forties know themselves.
00:11:47.172 --> 00:11:50.047
Oh, she's cute,
you know, yeah, I give her that,
00:11:50.130 --> 00:11:53.463
but she'd probably make you quiz her
on her SAT analogies while you fuck her.
00:11:53.547 --> 00:11:57.005
Dude, no, her vagina is probably stuffed
with diplomas, how much do you wanna bet?
00:11:57.088 --> 00:11:59.047
That shit's like a filing cabinet
down there.
00:11:59.130 --> 00:12:01.838
Well, I've got no problem
with a filing cabinet.
00:12:01.922 --> 00:12:04.880
I would make passionate sex
to Molly Davidson.
00:12:04.963 --> 00:12:06.005
Really?
00:12:06.088 --> 00:12:08.422
Yeah, I'd just put a bag
over her personality.
00:12:08.505 --> 00:12:10.172
- Yeah.
- That's it.
00:12:10.255 --> 00:12:13.463
Molly's like a butterface for personality,
a butter personality.
00:12:13.547 --> 00:12:15.255
Yeah!
00:12:16.338 --> 00:12:17.963
- It's so bad.
- Yeah.
00:12:18.047 --> 00:12:20.672
That's cool, man. What?
00:12:22.047 --> 00:12:23.047
Shit.
00:12:26.547 --> 00:12:27.547
Oh.
00:12:27.963 --> 00:12:30.130
Oh, please, do not stop on my account.
00:12:31.088 --> 00:12:34.463
Do you know what?
My vag is stuffed with diplomas.
00:12:34.963 --> 00:12:37.505
Soon it's gonna be stuffed
with job offers,
00:12:37.588 --> 00:12:41.255
and glowing profiles,
and commendations from the governor.
00:12:41.338 --> 00:12:45.255
So, while you guys
were all studying AP hand jobs,
00:12:45.338 --> 00:12:47.505
I was kicking ass and busting curves.
00:12:47.588 --> 00:12:50.213
And I'm gonna continue to do that
at Yale next year.
00:12:50.297 --> 00:12:51.297
So...
00:12:52.088 --> 00:12:53.088
I like my choices,
00:12:53.130 --> 00:12:55.755
and wherever you three are next year,
I hope you do, too.
00:12:56.963 --> 00:12:58.088
I'm going to Yale, too.
00:13:01.172 --> 00:13:02.172
What?
00:13:02.213 --> 00:13:06.380
I'm incredible at hand jobs,
but I also got a 1560 on the SATs.
00:13:07.588 --> 00:13:08.672
No, you didn't.
00:13:08.755 --> 00:13:10.005
I got in early.
00:13:10.088 --> 00:13:11.463
- To Yale?
- Uh-huh.
00:13:11.547 --> 00:13:12.713
- Mm-hm?
- Mm-hm.
00:13:12.797 --> 00:13:13.630
Mm-hm.
00:13:13.713 --> 00:13:16.088
Oh, um, Tanner,
where are you going to school?
00:13:16.672 --> 00:13:19.005
Uh, I'm... I'm playing soccer at Stanford.
00:13:19.088 --> 00:13:22.213
Stanford University?
What are you guys talking about? That's...
00:13:22.297 --> 00:13:25.005
- No, yes, Stanford.
- Mm-hm. Stanford University.
00:13:25.088 --> 00:13:27.130
Hey, I'm not going to college.
00:13:27.213 --> 00:13:29.297
I got recruited to go code for Google.
00:13:29.380 --> 00:13:31.130
I mean, it's not Apple,
00:13:31.213 --> 00:13:33.463
but the bennies are pretty tight, man,
00:13:33.547 --> 00:13:35.588
and it's mid six-figures,
so I'm not complainin'.
00:13:35.672 --> 00:13:37.392
- That's my boy.
- So proud of you. Amazing.
00:13:37.422 --> 00:13:39.713
You failed the seventh grade twice.
00:13:40.047 --> 00:13:41.047
Rule of threes.
00:13:43.672 --> 00:13:45.352
- You guys are serious?
- Mm-hm.
00:13:46.088 --> 00:13:49.547
Hey, um, I'm gonna pretend
like I don't know you next year.
00:13:50.005 --> 00:13:51.005
No offense.
00:13:51.797 --> 00:13:52.713
Hmm.
00:13:52.797 --> 00:13:54.880
This... this isn't possible.
00:13:54.963 --> 00:13:56.713
You guys don't even care about school.
00:13:57.963 --> 00:13:58.963
No.
00:13:59.338 --> 00:14:01.338
We just don't only care about school.
00:14:10.172 --> 00:14:11.255
Well, I'm... I'm done.
00:14:11.338 --> 00:14:13.314
After... After you. After you, man.
00:14:13.338 --> 00:14:14.338
Okay.
00:14:15.297 --> 00:14:17.297
Sorry, excuse me.
00:14:19.547 --> 00:14:24.255
You've worked harder
than everyone who's ever doubted you.
00:14:24.338 --> 00:14:27.422
You've worked harder.
00:14:27.505 --> 00:14:28.547
...doubted you.
00:14:37.672 --> 00:14:38.672
Hey.
00:14:38.922 --> 00:14:40.380
You okay?
00:14:40.463 --> 00:14:42.547
Nick, where are you going
to school next year?
00:14:42.630 --> 00:14:45.047
- I thought we weren't supposed to talk...
- Just tell me!
00:14:45.130 --> 00:14:46.797
Georgetown. Jesus.
00:14:48.422 --> 00:14:51.231
- Hope, where are you going next year?
- No, I couldn't be less interested
00:14:51.255 --> 00:14:53.380
in, like, whatever this is.
00:14:53.463 --> 00:14:55.797
Gigi, where the fuck
are you going to school next year?
00:14:55.880 --> 00:14:57.838
Don't judge me, it was my fifth choice.
00:14:58.213 --> 00:14:59.213
Harvard.
00:15:20.463 --> 00:15:22.547
Seniors rule!
00:16:15.755 --> 00:16:16.915
This is fucked!
00:16:17.213 --> 00:16:18.213
Okay.
00:16:18.630 --> 00:16:20.255
This is obviously not helping.
00:16:20.338 --> 00:16:24.213
We chose. We didn't party
because we wanted to focus on school
00:16:24.297 --> 00:16:25.797
and get into good colleges.
00:16:25.880 --> 00:16:26.880
And it worked.
00:16:26.922 --> 00:16:29.088
But the irresponsible people who partied
00:16:29.172 --> 00:16:31.422
also got into those colleges,
they did both.
00:16:31.505 --> 00:16:32.338
So?
00:16:32.422 --> 00:16:33.713
So we messed up.
00:16:34.172 --> 00:16:35.922
We didn't have to choose. They did both.
00:16:36.005 --> 00:16:37.880
We are the only assholes who did one.
00:16:37.963 --> 00:16:40.880
Hey, we are not assholes, okay?
00:16:40.963 --> 00:16:41.838
Let's just...
00:16:41.922 --> 00:16:44.047
Come sit down, we'll cut the cake,
00:16:44.130 --> 00:16:45.297
look at the memory box,
00:16:45.380 --> 00:16:48.672
- celebrate the end...
- This is not a time to celebrate.
00:16:49.380 --> 00:16:50.838
We have to go to a party tonight.
00:16:51.547 --> 00:16:53.380
- What?
- Let's go to Nick's party.
00:16:53.463 --> 00:16:55.172
No... Are you kidding? No. No way.
00:16:55.255 --> 00:16:57.797
Amy, we only have one night left
00:16:57.880 --> 00:16:59.713
to have studied and partied
in high school.
00:16:59.797 --> 00:17:02.588
Otherwise, we're just gonna be the girls
that missed out.
00:17:02.672 --> 00:17:03.713
We haven't done anything.
00:17:03.797 --> 00:17:05.380
We haven't broken any rules.
00:17:05.463 --> 00:17:08.255
Okay, we've broken a lot of rules.
00:17:08.338 --> 00:17:09.922
One, we have fake IDs.
00:17:10.005 --> 00:17:12.963
Fake college IDs,
so we can get into their 24-hour library.
00:17:13.047 --> 00:17:15.880
Name one person whose life
was so much better
00:17:15.963 --> 00:17:17.923
- because they broke a couple of rules.
- Picasso.
00:17:17.963 --> 00:17:20.422
Yes, he broke art rules.
Name a person who broke a real one.
00:17:20.505 --> 00:17:21.713
- Rosa Parks.
- Name another.
00:17:21.797 --> 00:17:23.547
- Susan B. Anthony.
- Goddamn it.
00:17:23.630 --> 00:17:26.630
Amy, I'm so serious.
They think that we're robots.
00:17:26.713 --> 00:17:30.047
They think all we care about is taking
a million APs, and getting into Yale,
00:17:30.130 --> 00:17:31.963
and editing Law Review at Georgetown,
00:17:32.047 --> 00:17:34.527
and clerking for a federal judge
between junior and senior year
00:17:34.588 --> 00:17:37.505
before eventually becoming
the youngest justice
00:17:37.588 --> 00:17:41.463
ever nominated
to the Supreme Court of the United States.
00:17:44.463 --> 00:17:45.463
In my case.
00:17:46.338 --> 00:17:47.338
You get the point.
00:17:47.755 --> 00:17:50.547
- Nobody knows that we are fun.
- We know.
00:17:50.630 --> 00:17:51.505
They need to know.
00:17:51.588 --> 00:17:52.422
Who's they?
00:17:52.505 --> 00:17:54.422
We are not one-dimensional.
00:17:54.505 --> 00:17:56.505
We are smart and fun.
00:17:57.547 --> 00:17:58.880
We have to do this.
00:17:58.963 --> 00:18:00.005
This is crazy.
00:18:00.088 --> 00:18:02.380
We graduate tomorrow.
00:18:02.463 --> 00:18:03.922
What if we get in trouble?
00:18:04.005 --> 00:18:06.005
You know that we are too smart for that.
00:18:06.172 --> 00:18:07.963
Plus, Ryan is gonna be there.
00:18:08.047 --> 00:18:11.505
She wanted you to come.
You're finally gonna make your moves.
00:18:11.880 --> 00:18:13.255
No, she's not...
00:18:13.338 --> 00:18:15.731
You've been out for two years
and you've never kissed a girl.
00:18:15.755 --> 00:18:17.547
I want you to experience this.
00:18:18.005 --> 00:18:20.547
What will I be doing during that time,
you might ask?
00:18:20.630 --> 00:18:23.755
I'm going to experience
a seminal fun anecdote,
00:18:24.422 --> 00:18:26.922
and we are gonna change
our stories forever.
00:18:30.505 --> 00:18:32.145
We were gonna watch that Ken Burns thing.
00:18:32.172 --> 00:18:33.880
The Dust Bowl can wait, bitch!
00:18:34.255 --> 00:18:36.880
What took them four years,
we are doing in one night!
00:18:38.047 --> 00:18:39.255
Oh, Jesus!
00:18:49.755 --> 00:18:50.963
- No!
- No!
00:18:51.047 --> 00:18:52.338
- No. Not acceptable.
- Not okay.
00:18:52.422 --> 00:18:53.902
Who allowed you to be this beautiful?
00:18:53.963 --> 00:18:58.172
- Who allowed you to be this beautiful?
- Who allowed you to take my breath away?
00:18:58.255 --> 00:19:00.231
- Call the paramedics, call the police.
- Who... No.
00:19:00.255 --> 00:19:02.815
- 'Cause there has been an emergency.
- I can't look right at it.
00:19:04.255 --> 00:19:05.255
Not today!
00:19:06.255 --> 00:19:07.547
Grip escape move!
00:19:09.297 --> 00:19:11.047
Oh. Work.
00:19:11.130 --> 00:19:12.505
Get it? Tushy?
00:19:12.588 --> 00:19:13.672
Hand sanitizer.
00:19:13.755 --> 00:19:14.755
ChapStick.
00:19:14.838 --> 00:19:15.963
College IDs.
00:19:16.047 --> 00:19:19.172
Now, mace. Listen, it is very important
that you keep the safety...
00:19:19.255 --> 00:19:20.422
Oh!
00:19:20.505 --> 00:19:22.047
- Ah! Amy!
- The safety's not on!
00:19:22.130 --> 00:19:23.588
Don't touch your eyes!
00:19:23.672 --> 00:19:25.630
You have the same parts she does.
00:19:25.713 --> 00:19:28.463
You just take what you do to yourself,
flip it upside down.
00:19:28.547 --> 00:19:30.338
Well, I don't... I don't really...
00:19:30.422 --> 00:19:32.630
Just a down, but a flip.
00:19:32.713 --> 00:19:34.130
- I don't...
- A down flip.
00:19:34.213 --> 00:19:36.547
Well... what if I don't use my hands?
00:19:36.630 --> 00:19:39.255
You can make yourself come
using only your mind?
00:19:39.338 --> 00:19:41.255
- No.
- That's the one thing my mind can't do.
00:19:41.338 --> 00:19:44.797
No! Well, I use just... other stuff.
00:19:45.963 --> 00:19:47.172
- A book?
- No.
00:19:47.255 --> 00:19:49.338
Very Freudian,
but I'd worry about paper cuts.
00:19:49.422 --> 00:19:51.505
No. Can we just stop talking about this?
00:19:51.588 --> 00:19:54.047
- That little elephant?
- No! Stop!
00:19:54.130 --> 00:19:55.672
That weird crochet pig?
00:19:55.755 --> 00:19:57.314
My grandma gave me that
before she died!
00:19:57.338 --> 00:19:59.058
If you don't tell me what it is,
you know...
00:19:59.088 --> 00:20:01.005
It's the panda! It's the panda, okay?
00:20:01.088 --> 00:20:03.255
The panda. Whatever. Just...
00:20:04.338 --> 00:20:05.838
Can we just stop talking about this?
00:20:05.922 --> 00:20:08.338
Please, for the love of all things.
00:20:08.672 --> 00:20:09.712
Quick question.
00:20:10.338 --> 00:20:11.672
Just a quick Q.
00:20:11.755 --> 00:20:13.213
What happened to her eye?
00:20:14.922 --> 00:20:17.255
That fell off way before
anything happened between us.
00:20:17.338 --> 00:20:19.505
- Does she talk dirty to you?
- Mm-mm.
00:20:20.172 --> 00:20:22.672
- Tell you about how she's endangered?
- No!
00:20:23.380 --> 00:20:25.380
- Stop!
- Do pandas roar?
00:20:25.463 --> 00:20:28.213
- Stop!
- You sneaky little bitch.
00:20:28.297 --> 00:20:30.130
I can't believe you didn't tell me
00:20:30.213 --> 00:20:32.755
that you have been mounting
that tragic panda
00:20:32.838 --> 00:20:34.463
every single night!
00:20:34.547 --> 00:20:36.398
- Yeah.
- This is... Honestly, it's exhilarating.
00:20:36.422 --> 00:20:38.255
I thought I knew everything about you.
00:20:38.338 --> 00:20:41.588
I think it's healthy for a relationship
to have secrets, and now we have one.
00:20:42.172 --> 00:20:44.255
Do I have a secret for you? Okay, yes.
00:20:44.338 --> 00:20:45.338
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
00:20:45.588 --> 00:20:47.880
- I once tried to masturbate...
- Mm.
00:20:48.213 --> 00:20:50.213
with an electric toothbrush.
00:20:51.005 --> 00:20:53.172
But I got a horrible UTI.
00:20:53.755 --> 00:20:54.672
Horrible.
00:20:54.755 --> 00:20:55.755
Like...
00:20:56.255 --> 00:20:57.255
horrible.
00:20:57.547 --> 00:21:01.963
I wish that would have been a secret,
but you've mentioned it many, many times.
00:21:04.463 --> 00:21:05.463
Hey. Hey!
00:21:06.005 --> 00:21:07.463
I need you to do the talking.
00:21:07.963 --> 00:21:10.172
Why don't you just tell them
we're going to a party?
00:21:10.380 --> 00:21:13.255
Because they'll ask too many questions.
They'll try to call Nick's aunt.
00:21:13.338 --> 00:21:15.838
I've never lied to my parents before.
00:21:15.922 --> 00:21:18.338
You know when I lie,
I just add too many details.
00:21:18.838 --> 00:21:22.630
Just make up a story, but don't say
we're having a date night or anything.
00:21:22.713 --> 00:21:24.963
Why? It's funny
your parents think we're boning.
00:21:25.047 --> 00:21:26.255
No, it's not,
00:21:26.338 --> 00:21:29.172
because you're not the one
who has to deal with their creepy smiles
00:21:29.255 --> 00:21:31.213
when I tell them
I'm meeting you at the library,
00:21:31.297 --> 00:21:33.630
when I'm actually
meeting you at the library.
00:21:33.713 --> 00:21:36.422
Honestly, it's surprising
that Doug and Charmaine are supportive,
00:21:36.505 --> 00:21:37.963
considering their whole Jesus thing.
00:21:38.047 --> 00:21:38.922
It's nice.
00:21:39.005 --> 00:21:40.672
- Charmaine, get to the safe room.
- Hey!
00:21:40.755 --> 00:21:42.356
- We're bein' robbed by supermodels.
- Hi!
00:21:42.380 --> 00:21:44.713
Aw, you girls look fabulous.
00:21:44.797 --> 00:21:46.797
- Oh...
- And smart, and also brave.
00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:48.088
- Thank you.
- Yeah, thanks.
00:21:48.172 --> 00:21:49.212
- Aww!
- Are you guys cold?
00:21:49.255 --> 00:21:50.297
- Oh, no.
- A little nippy.
00:21:50.380 --> 00:21:52.547
I'll start a fire,
or I'll turn up the heat.
00:21:52.630 --> 00:21:54.755
Just get the jackets off.
Dinner's about ready.
00:21:54.838 --> 00:21:56.356
- Oh, you've gotta taste this.
- Well...
00:21:56.380 --> 00:21:58.713
- Yeah.
- I'm calling it "diplo-meatball."
00:21:59.963 --> 00:22:01.043
- Sure.
- Don't engage them.
00:22:01.088 --> 00:22:02.672
Oh, right, right, okay. Um...
00:22:02.755 --> 00:22:04.255
Char-Char, Dougsicles,
00:22:04.797 --> 00:22:08.297
would it be okay
if Amy stayed over at my house tonight?
00:22:11.255 --> 00:22:14.338
- The... the night before graduation?
- Yeah.
00:22:14.422 --> 00:22:16.922
You know, my mom can drive us
to the ceremony.
00:22:17.005 --> 00:22:20.880
We just want as much time together
as we can before she leaves for Africa.
00:22:21.338 --> 00:22:22.338
We made, uh...
00:22:23.255 --> 00:22:24.380
mushroom cap and gowns.
00:22:24.463 --> 00:22:27.255
- Yeah...
- We made special names for all this stuff.
00:22:27.338 --> 00:22:29.838
- Great deal of care was taken.
- Well...
00:22:29.922 --> 00:22:31.588
Every... I mean, look, uh...
00:22:32.047 --> 00:22:33.922
Chips and sal-so long, high school.
00:22:34.005 --> 00:22:35.685
You know, cheese and...
00:22:35.755 --> 00:22:39.797
sala-me being your dad
was the greatest honor of my life.
00:22:40.255 --> 00:22:41.838
You know, e-everything has a name.
00:22:41.922 --> 00:22:44.505
- O-love my baby girl. That's olives.
- Yeah.
00:22:44.588 --> 00:22:46.523
- Doug.
- Do you know what? We get it.
00:22:46.547 --> 00:22:47.880
- But...
- We get it.
00:22:48.505 --> 00:22:50.023
- Yes, yes, yes.
- We understand, okay?
00:22:50.047 --> 00:22:51.880
- What you two have...
- We do. I'm sorry.
00:22:51.963 --> 00:22:55.463
- What they have is very, very special.
- I'm sorry.
00:22:55.547 --> 00:22:56.713
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
00:22:56.797 --> 00:22:58.505
Oh! It really is.
00:22:58.880 --> 00:23:02.005
It is. You know, they say
you never forget your first...
00:23:02.088 --> 00:23:03.088
Friend.
00:23:03.630 --> 00:23:05.922
- Special friend.
- Normal friend.
00:23:06.005 --> 00:23:08.422
- Yeah, my special friend.
- Mm. Yeah.
00:23:08.505 --> 00:23:11.255
I'm just so thankful
we get to spend the whole night together
00:23:11.338 --> 00:23:13.463
to really show each other
00:23:13.547 --> 00:23:16.047
- how much we care about each other.
- Ah. Oh!
00:23:16.130 --> 00:23:17.755
- That's great.
- Mmm, my girl.
00:23:17.838 --> 00:23:20.172
We'll probably just do
a Korean face mask.
00:23:20.255 --> 00:23:22.047
Well, I don't need to know all the words.
00:23:23.088 --> 00:23:24.547
- Okay.
- Go, go, go!
00:23:30.005 --> 00:23:31.547
Whoo-hoo! That's it!
00:23:31.630 --> 00:23:32.672
Oh, my God!
00:23:32.755 --> 00:23:35.088
Nick's auntie's house
is about to be popping.
00:23:35.172 --> 00:23:37.064
- Big ass party.
- Aunt Viv. Aunt Viv, I love you.
00:23:37.088 --> 00:23:39.172
Ten-four. That's for the boy.
00:23:39.755 --> 00:23:41.005
Whoop! Whoop!
00:23:41.088 --> 00:23:42.588
Ferris isn't trying to fall in love
00:23:42.672 --> 00:23:43.672
- on his day off.
- He is.
00:23:46.255 --> 00:23:48.172
- Oh, fuck!
- God.
00:23:48.547 --> 00:23:50.107
- Tanner ate a ghost pepper.
- Oh, my...
00:23:50.422 --> 00:23:52.380
He needs milk. Someone get him milk.
00:23:52.463 --> 00:23:55.088
- That's... that's not gonna help.
- Oh, fuck!
00:23:55.172 --> 00:23:57.172
- Oh, my...
- Oh!
00:23:57.255 --> 00:24:00.005
Oh, that's too much milk.
He.. he just had too much milk.
00:24:00.255 --> 00:24:03.255
Fuck! No one is answering.
00:24:03.505 --> 00:24:06.380
Somebody give me the address!
00:24:06.463 --> 00:24:09.130
We've never hung out
with any of these people
00:24:09.213 --> 00:24:11.005
outside of academic activities.
00:24:11.088 --> 00:24:13.755
They probably think we're calling
about school stuff.
00:24:14.338 --> 00:24:15.172
You're right.
00:24:15.255 --> 00:24:16.505
Can we just call a Lyft?
00:24:16.797 --> 00:24:18.713
We still don't know where we're going.
00:24:19.380 --> 00:24:22.422
Do you know a Lyft driver
that knows where Nick's aunt lives?
00:24:23.547 --> 00:24:24.547
I think I do.
00:24:27.088 --> 00:24:28.088
Who are you calling?
00:24:28.880 --> 00:24:30.005
Don't worry about it, chica.
00:24:30.588 --> 00:24:31.588
What?
00:24:38.880 --> 00:24:39.880
Jesus Christ.
00:24:39.922 --> 00:24:41.630
All aboard the SS Lit!
00:24:43.297 --> 00:24:44.297
As fuck!
00:24:45.297 --> 00:24:46.713
The SS Lit As Fuck.
00:24:47.213 --> 00:24:48.963
- No.
- I'm so glad you called.
00:24:49.047 --> 00:24:51.588
Sorry it took so long. Traffic was nerts.
00:24:52.255 --> 00:24:53.255
I'll co... I'll come...
00:24:53.338 --> 00:24:55.755
It's like Guy Fieri's wet dream.
00:24:55.838 --> 00:24:57.255
It's a means to an end.
00:24:59.047 --> 00:25:01.047
May I offer you the front,
mademoiselle?
00:25:01.130 --> 00:25:03.255
No? Goin' for the back? That's cool.
00:25:03.338 --> 00:25:05.738
Back's great too. Great air flow
back there. Get on in there.
00:25:05.797 --> 00:25:08.297
Okay. Time for some nights
we'll never remember
00:25:08.380 --> 00:25:10.088
with friends we'll never forget, huh?
00:25:10.172 --> 00:25:11.852
Jared, you know where the party is, right?
00:25:11.880 --> 00:25:13.005
Absofruitly, ladies.
00:25:13.088 --> 00:25:16.297
We are headed to the biggest, coolest
grad night party in town.
00:25:16.380 --> 00:25:17.797
Can I get a what-what?
00:25:18.297 --> 00:25:19.338
Jesus Christ.
00:25:19.422 --> 00:25:22.505
No? That's okay. Maybe later.
It's over on the west side, so...
00:25:22.963 --> 00:25:24.088
Get some tunes goin'.
00:25:24.172 --> 00:25:27.880
Random House Audio
presents Lean In... Women, Work
00:25:27.963 --> 00:25:29.172
- and the Will to Lead.
- Okay.
00:25:29.463 --> 00:25:31.814
- By Sheryl Sandberg with Nell Scovell.
- That's embarrassing.
00:25:31.838 --> 00:25:35.047
I have this thing where I like to hear
the words of powerful women before I party
00:25:35.130 --> 00:25:38.005
to remind myself of the respect and awe
you ladies deserve.
00:25:38.088 --> 00:25:40.172
Internalizing the revolution.
00:25:40.463 --> 00:25:42.463
I got pregnant with my first child
in the summer...
00:25:42.547 --> 00:25:45.467
I'll get somethin' peppy going.
We'll get this party started, huh?
00:25:56.297 --> 00:25:57.547
Sorry about that.
00:25:57.630 --> 00:25:59.856
Jared, it's fine.
Isn't she your girlfriend or something?
00:25:59.880 --> 00:26:01.422
What? No, she's...
00:26:02.547 --> 00:26:05.005
No girlfriend for me. I can't pick faves.
00:26:05.088 --> 00:26:08.130
Too many ladies wanna lock this down,
and they don't have the code.
00:26:08.213 --> 00:26:09.255
Two-eight-three-one.
00:26:09.463 --> 00:26:11.547
Well, that's my PIN number.
00:26:11.630 --> 00:26:12.505
Uh... but...
00:26:12.588 --> 00:26:14.963
Sorry, I'll just... What's up, Gig?
00:26:15.047 --> 00:26:16.880
Jared, where the fuck did you go?
00:26:16.963 --> 00:26:19.463
I left my tin of special things
in your car and I need it!
00:26:19.547 --> 00:26:21.213
Okay, all right. Jeez, Louise!
00:26:21.797 --> 00:26:25.255
Do I wanna know
what a tin of special things is?
00:26:28.547 --> 00:26:30.463
Oh, my God. This is drugs.
00:26:31.005 --> 00:26:32.297
- What?
- What?
00:26:32.380 --> 00:26:36.130
Hey, Jare.
Jared, we're just gonna hop out here.
00:26:36.213 --> 00:26:37.588
- Wait, what? Why?
- No.
00:26:37.672 --> 00:26:39.630
- She's kidding.
- No, I'm not.
00:26:39.713 --> 00:26:41.422
Our... Our friend, she just texted us.
00:26:41.505 --> 00:26:44.047
And she said she... she...
she hit a possum with her car.
00:26:44.130 --> 00:26:46.505
- No! You know what kind of possum?
- Yeah. It's bad.
00:26:46.588 --> 00:26:49.713
But the possum didn't die.
Its adrenaline and... and rage
00:26:49.797 --> 00:26:52.731
- just made it start chasing her...
- We are not hopping off. Keep driving.
00:26:52.755 --> 00:26:55.814
What about the po... Is she gonna be okay?
Wanna text her and see if she's okay?
00:26:55.838 --> 00:26:58.038
Enough about the possum!
Jared, you took Spanish, right?
00:26:58.088 --> 00:26:59.713
Ah, sí, sí, mi bonita mujer.
00:27:08.797 --> 00:27:09.837
I'm not gettin' any of it.
00:27:18.380 --> 00:27:19.380
Whoo!
00:27:19.505 --> 00:27:21.713
Came in a little hot there. That's my bad.
00:27:21.797 --> 00:27:24.213
- But we are here.
- What do we do? What do we do?
00:27:24.297 --> 00:27:26.713
- Don't move, don't inhale.
- All right.
00:27:28.130 --> 00:27:29.172
Oh, shit.
00:27:29.255 --> 00:27:31.672
There are drugs in my orifices.
00:27:31.755 --> 00:27:32.588
Drugs.
00:27:32.672 --> 00:27:33.672
Oh, no, that's...
00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:35.713
It's not drugs.
That's just Gigi's vitamins.
00:27:37.088 --> 00:27:37.922
Her... her what?
00:27:38.005 --> 00:27:41.463
Yeah, you know, like vitamin D, B-12. Gigi
likes to crush them up and snort them.
00:27:41.547 --> 00:27:44.308
She says they work better that way.
We'll get you cleaned up on board.
00:27:45.130 --> 00:27:46.963
What? What do you mean, "on board"?
00:27:47.380 --> 00:27:50.297
Okay, now, you guys said
you wanted to go to the best party.
00:27:50.380 --> 00:27:53.338
So... I brought you to the best party.
00:27:53.422 --> 00:27:54.505
Which is my party!
00:27:55.088 --> 00:27:56.713
Prepare to get bashed!
00:27:58.297 --> 00:27:59.797
Not... Not in, like, a violent way.
00:27:59.880 --> 00:28:02.463
Completely consensual bashing.
I don't know if that was clear.
00:28:02.547 --> 00:28:04.067
"Prepared to get consensually bashed."
00:28:04.130 --> 00:28:05.838
I'll have 'em change it.
What do you think?
00:28:05.922 --> 00:28:07.797
You're serious, Jared? This is your party?
00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:10.505
You don't wanna go
to Nick's lame house party. You don't.
00:28:10.588 --> 00:28:12.213
A boat is international waters, right?
00:28:12.297 --> 00:28:14.880
Maritime law.
Just come check it out for a little bit.
00:28:14.963 --> 00:28:16.005
It's sick.
00:28:16.088 --> 00:28:18.922
The catering company said it's
the coolest party they've ever been to.
00:28:19.005 --> 00:28:20.422
And I'll tell you somethin'.
00:28:21.255 --> 00:28:23.172
They worked Sasha Obama's sweet 16.
00:28:24.630 --> 00:28:26.630
- Up to you.
- What are we thinking?
00:28:27.213 --> 00:28:29.213
- We still don't have Nick's address.
- Mm.
00:28:29.547 --> 00:28:31.797
Someone on board might know where it is.
00:28:32.380 --> 00:28:35.130
And I'd like to meet someone
who met Sasha.
00:28:35.672 --> 00:28:37.672
Yeah, respect for Sasha. Okay.
00:28:37.755 --> 00:28:38.755
- Yeah?
- Mm-hm.
00:28:38.838 --> 00:28:39.838
Let's go.
00:28:40.297 --> 00:28:41.297
You guys excited?
00:28:45.380 --> 00:28:46.422
Welcome to the club!
00:28:46.505 --> 00:28:47.755
Oh, no.
00:28:47.838 --> 00:28:49.880
Cool, huh? We're on a boat.
What's up with that?
00:28:50.172 --> 00:28:51.588
There is not a soul here, Ames.
00:28:51.672 --> 00:28:52.547
Ice tiger.
00:28:52.630 --> 00:28:54.505
This is insane. You made gift bags?
00:28:55.297 --> 00:28:57.047
There is an iPad in here.
00:28:57.130 --> 00:29:00.713
Preloaded with photos of all of our best
high school memories, class of 2019.
00:29:00.797 --> 00:29:02.172
Say what? Champagne?
00:29:02.255 --> 00:29:04.505
There's a masseuse in the back,
male or female.
00:29:04.588 --> 00:29:06.630
Gambling behind the bar. Do you guys tan?
00:29:08.005 --> 00:29:09.797
I'm so happy you guys are here.
00:29:11.130 --> 00:29:13.505
- I knew you guys partied. Didn't I?
- You did, she said it.
00:29:13.588 --> 00:29:15.255
I told him. "Those guys seem quiet,
00:29:15.338 --> 00:29:18.058
but they're probably spending
every weekend at, like, a sex dungeon."
00:29:18.130 --> 00:29:20.755
- No.
- Here, try one of these strawberries.
00:29:20.838 --> 00:29:21.838
Okay.
00:29:22.130 --> 00:29:23.047
No.
00:29:23.130 --> 00:29:24.963
- No, no, no...
- Mmm...
00:29:25.047 --> 00:29:27.047
Mmm...
00:29:27.797 --> 00:29:29.797
- Ah.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
00:29:30.922 --> 00:29:32.505
- Not bad.
- That's pretty good.
00:29:32.588 --> 00:29:33.588
Wait.
00:29:37.588 --> 00:29:40.838
Mmm...
00:29:40.922 --> 00:29:42.755
Oh, God, you taste like my vitamins.
00:29:42.838 --> 00:29:44.797
- Uh...
- I think I'm in love with you.
00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:45.922
I don't think you are.
00:29:46.005 --> 00:29:47.672
- You're coming with me.
- What?
00:29:47.755 --> 00:29:49.963
Dance party upstairs!
00:29:50.047 --> 00:29:51.630
Yeah! Whoo!
00:29:51.713 --> 00:29:53.130
- No, wait!
- Yes, yes, yes!
00:29:53.213 --> 00:29:55.463
Amy? Amy? Amy? Ame, we're not...
00:29:55.547 --> 00:29:58.005
Look what I found... with your name on it.
00:29:58.088 --> 00:29:59.213
Come on, too cool.
00:29:59.297 --> 00:30:01.047
How do you feel, huh? You look stoked.
00:30:01.130 --> 00:30:02.755
- Chicken spring roll?
- No, thank you.
00:30:03.922 --> 00:30:05.005
Oh, you, uh...
00:30:05.630 --> 00:30:06.713
Oh!
00:30:06.797 --> 00:30:07.797
You want?
00:30:08.172 --> 00:30:09.588
Oh, no thank you.
00:30:09.672 --> 00:30:11.088
Not a drug person.
00:30:11.172 --> 00:30:13.922
Not even pot?
I feel like it could help you relax.
00:30:14.088 --> 00:30:16.463
- Nope. Doesn't work for me.
- Huh.
00:30:16.547 --> 00:30:18.547
DJ Rod!
00:30:18.630 --> 00:30:20.797
What the fuck?
00:30:22.588 --> 00:30:24.463
Jared... stop.
00:30:25.047 --> 00:30:26.963
Jared, wrap...
00:30:27.047 --> 00:30:29.588
Take the helmet off! Take the helmet off!
00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:35.630
This isn't working.
You can't buy people's affection.
00:30:36.797 --> 00:30:38.130
Um...
00:30:40.380 --> 00:30:43.547
No, I'm pretty sure you can.
00:30:43.630 --> 00:30:46.713
'Cause I've seen it a lot.
My parents did it.
00:30:47.630 --> 00:30:49.870
- Their parents did it.
- Just stop trying so hard, okay?
00:30:49.922 --> 00:30:51.380
People sense it, it turns them off.
00:30:51.463 --> 00:30:52.547
But you try hard.
00:30:53.755 --> 00:30:56.036
You try hard and everything.
That's what I like about you.
00:30:58.172 --> 00:31:00.088
- I didn't mean it like...
- I'm just gonna...
00:31:00.172 --> 00:31:01.880
- I meant more like...
- I'm gonna go.
00:31:01.963 --> 00:31:04.172
- Lamb meatball?
- Motherfucker! You're everywhere!
00:31:04.255 --> 00:31:08.088
One time I ate a legal pot brownie
when Model UN went to Amsterdam.
00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:11.000
And as soon as I got high,
I just cried about the fact
00:31:11.047 --> 00:31:13.130
that one day my mom will die, so...
00:31:13.213 --> 00:31:15.172
- I had the exact same thing.
- Really?
00:31:15.255 --> 00:31:17.922
I lost my virginity
in what I thought was a park, but...
00:31:18.005 --> 00:31:21.255
it turned out to be a graveyard, and now
the ghost spirits live inside my eggs
00:31:21.338 --> 00:31:22.630
waiting to be reborn.
00:31:22.713 --> 00:31:23.797
That's not at all the same.
00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:25.338
I always felt like we were similar.
00:31:25.422 --> 00:31:26.648
- God, I'm gonna miss you.
- Oof.
00:31:26.672 --> 00:31:28.005
Hey. You can't smoke up here.
00:31:28.088 --> 00:31:29.380
- Oh...
- What'd you say to her?
00:31:29.463 --> 00:31:31.547
- I said it to you, you can't smoke.
- Um...
00:31:31.630 --> 00:31:33.838
You do not speak to her that way.
00:31:33.922 --> 00:31:35.755
Is... Is the her me? 'Cause I'm fine.
00:31:35.838 --> 00:31:38.088
That is my best friend
in the fucking world!
00:31:38.172 --> 00:31:41.130
- We're not, she's not...
- We'll fucking fight you to the death!
00:31:41.213 --> 00:31:42.338
Oh!
00:31:42.422 --> 00:31:43.755
Okay, I'm calling security.
00:31:43.838 --> 00:31:47.130
- Amy, we need to get the fuck outta here...
- Oh, my God!
00:31:47.213 --> 00:31:49.797
- Light 'em up, Luanne! It's go time!
- Um...
00:31:50.422 --> 00:31:53.047
There's only one thing left to do. Jump.
00:31:53.130 --> 00:31:55.088
- No! Off the boat?
- Wait, what? No! No!
00:31:55.172 --> 00:31:56.212
- No, seriously...
- You...
00:31:56.672 --> 00:31:59.213
- What are you guys doin' up here?
- Swan dive into the future!
00:31:59.297 --> 00:32:00.547
Grip escape move!
00:32:00.630 --> 00:32:02.255
No, no, no!
00:32:02.338 --> 00:32:04.505
Gege? Gege?
00:32:04.588 --> 00:32:05.963
- Ooh!
- Holy fuck!
00:32:06.047 --> 00:32:07.255
Gege, are you okay?
00:32:07.338 --> 00:32:09.630
- She's okay. Bail, bail, bail, bail!
- Just bail.
00:32:14.047 --> 00:32:15.047
Jesus!
00:32:16.463 --> 00:32:17.672
Oh, my God!
00:32:17.755 --> 00:32:19.797
I am so sweaty!
00:32:19.880 --> 00:32:21.672
Oh, my God!
00:32:21.963 --> 00:32:24.163
We need to figure something out
before we get to Nick's.
00:32:24.713 --> 00:32:26.672
- You still want to go to Nick's?
- You don't?
00:32:27.130 --> 00:32:29.088
Well, dude, we went to a party.
00:32:29.547 --> 00:32:30.838
We did it. Let's go home.
00:32:34.505 --> 00:32:36.463
- Amy...
- Don't do your lecture voice.
00:32:36.547 --> 00:32:38.338
That was not a party.
00:32:38.422 --> 00:32:40.255
Well, it definitely was a party.
00:32:40.338 --> 00:32:41.922
That was a detour.
00:32:42.005 --> 00:32:44.588
We are A-plus people,
00:32:44.672 --> 00:32:46.755
and we are going to an A-plus party.
00:32:46.838 --> 00:32:47.838
Like this.
00:32:52.838 --> 00:32:54.380
Oh, my God, Alan responded.
00:32:54.463 --> 00:32:56.713
We have the address!
Okay, I'm calling a Lyft.
00:32:57.047 --> 00:32:58.463
Oh, my score is...
00:32:58.880 --> 00:32:59.797
My score is very low.
00:32:59.880 --> 00:33:02.064
I'm much too abrasive with the drivers.
You should call.
00:33:02.088 --> 00:33:03.088
I'm gonna go home.
00:33:03.213 --> 00:33:06.547
But if you wanna go to Nick's,
you should really go. Seriously, go.
00:33:08.255 --> 00:33:09.255
Malala.
00:33:12.797 --> 00:33:13.797
Whoa.
00:33:14.213 --> 00:33:16.338
- I'm calling Malala.
- Wow.
00:33:16.422 --> 00:33:19.630
You know you only get,
like, one Malala a year?
00:33:19.713 --> 00:33:20.922
Yeah, I'm calling it.
00:33:21.422 --> 00:33:24.505
Full support, no questions asked,
you are coming with me.
00:33:24.588 --> 00:33:25.588
Hmm.
00:33:28.672 --> 00:33:29.672
Malala.
00:33:30.505 --> 00:33:31.505
All right.
00:33:32.672 --> 00:33:33.672
Malala.
00:33:36.088 --> 00:33:37.172
Oh!
00:33:37.255 --> 00:33:38.547
Oh!
00:33:39.422 --> 00:33:42.130
Um... okay. Jordan?
00:33:42.213 --> 00:33:43.755
Yeah, and you're Am...
00:33:46.797 --> 00:33:48.422
Shit.
00:33:56.255 --> 00:33:57.255
You know, I-I, um...
00:33:57.338 --> 00:34:00.588
this job's a good way to supplement
the, uh... the old income.
00:34:01.130 --> 00:34:03.255
You know, teachers' salaries today
and all, so...
00:34:03.338 --> 00:34:05.380
- It's terrible.
- Yeah, it's a disgrace.
00:34:05.463 --> 00:34:07.630
Meet new people
and see new parts of the city,
00:34:07.713 --> 00:34:08.922
and run into old friends.
00:34:10.172 --> 00:34:12.588
- Friends?
- Plus, I'm writin' a book now.
00:34:12.672 --> 00:34:13.505
Oh.
00:34:13.588 --> 00:34:15.398
- Yeah, yeah. I'm not just a principal.
- Cool.
00:34:15.422 --> 00:34:19.672
Nothing more exciting or daunting
than the blank page, you know?
00:34:19.755 --> 00:34:21.880
One book I'm thinkin' about doin'
is a book of quotes.
00:34:21.963 --> 00:34:25.588
Nothing more daunting or exciting
than the blank page.
00:34:25.880 --> 00:34:28.922
But, yeah, that's one idea. I'm thinkin'
about doin' a detective novel.
00:34:29.005 --> 00:34:30.963
Actually, you know what?
You two will love...
00:34:31.213 --> 00:34:34.213
Amy, you'll love this.
It's a, uh... a female detective.
00:34:34.297 --> 00:34:35.630
- Oh, really?
- A lady detective.
00:34:35.713 --> 00:34:37.193
- Yeah, how about that?
- Interesting.
00:34:37.422 --> 00:34:40.005
Yeah, she's, uh... And she's pregnant too.
Still workin'.
00:34:40.088 --> 00:34:43.338
And, uh, you know, the baby,
whenever she's, like, close to a clue,
00:34:43.422 --> 00:34:46.463
or, like, one of her hunches is,
like, uh, you know, close,
00:34:46.547 --> 00:34:47.588
the baby kicks,
00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:50.088
you know, and the harder it kicks,
the closer she is.
00:34:50.172 --> 00:34:51.838
And, uh, that's where I'm at right now.
00:34:51.922 --> 00:34:53.797
I... I... I don't know what to do
once, um...
00:34:54.213 --> 00:34:55.838
you know, when she, um, gives birth.
00:34:55.922 --> 00:34:57.130
- But, um...
- Hmm.
00:34:57.213 --> 00:34:59.922
Hey, you dumb son of a bitch!
00:35:00.297 --> 00:35:01.422
Choose a lane!
00:35:02.338 --> 00:35:03.172
That was nuts.
00:35:03.255 --> 00:35:05.189
Don't know what that was.
00:35:05.213 --> 00:35:06.213
Oh, this town.
00:35:06.755 --> 00:35:09.005
Ah, the angry people in this town...
00:35:11.588 --> 00:35:12.588
Yeah.
00:35:18.422 --> 00:35:19.297
Want some music maybe?
00:35:19.380 --> 00:35:20.713
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
00:35:20.797 --> 00:35:21.797
Genius.
00:35:25.505 --> 00:35:27.755
Dude, we're gonna get to Nick's so late.
00:35:27.838 --> 00:35:29.963
It's fine.
Everybody shows up to parties late.
00:35:30.047 --> 00:35:32.088
It's like, it's cooler to be late.
00:35:32.172 --> 00:35:33.880
We're gonna arrive right at the crest.
00:35:33.963 --> 00:35:35.880
Before you know it,
you'll be neck deep in Ryan.
00:35:36.172 --> 00:35:38.297
Neck deep in what direction?
00:35:38.380 --> 00:35:41.838
- You tell me.
- I don't know. I don't know anything.
00:35:41.922 --> 00:35:44.838
This is like your nightmare about
having to land a commercial airliner,
00:35:44.922 --> 00:35:46.713
but much, much worse.
00:35:47.922 --> 00:35:50.713
I mean, is it? Is it worse?
00:35:50.797 --> 00:35:51.880
Well, yeah.
00:35:51.963 --> 00:35:53.603
I had the lives of 100 people
in my hands.
00:35:53.630 --> 00:35:55.672
My crew was counting on me.
I was their Sully.
00:35:55.755 --> 00:35:58.588
- I'm really stressed about it.
- I-m... Okay, I know you are.
00:35:58.672 --> 00:36:00.088
If only there was just...
00:36:01.130 --> 00:36:03.130
a video of people hookin' up.
00:36:05.088 --> 00:36:06.963
Sorry, are you talking about porn?
00:36:07.047 --> 00:36:08.130
- All I'm saying...
- No.
00:36:08.213 --> 00:36:11.755
No one would know
if you watched one porn one time.
00:36:12.422 --> 00:36:13.755
Think of it as a documentary.
00:36:13.838 --> 00:36:16.422
Just a sexy documentary. It's a hot doc.
00:36:16.505 --> 00:36:19.172
All of those women
are European trafficking victims.
00:36:19.255 --> 00:36:21.898
Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging
other people's sexual preferences?
00:36:21.922 --> 00:36:24.922
- 'Cause you fuck a panda every night.
- "Fuck a panda..." So fucking funny!
00:36:25.005 --> 00:36:28.422
Are you about to say you're gonna judge me
for dabbling in pornography?
00:36:28.505 --> 00:36:31.547
- Thought you were a sex-positive feminist.
- Are you insane?
00:36:32.088 --> 00:36:34.338
Principal Brown is right there.
00:36:34.422 --> 00:36:36.588
- I have headphones.
- He's four feet away from us.
00:36:36.672 --> 00:36:38.547
I have headphones, madam.
00:36:39.963 --> 00:36:43.005
All right, but once we get a sense
of the mechanics,
00:36:43.088 --> 00:36:46.588
- I am shutting it off real quick.
- Of course.
00:36:48.338 --> 00:36:49.797
It's for educational purposes.
00:36:49.880 --> 00:36:52.588
Educational purposes.
00:37:00.755 --> 00:37:02.463
Plug in. Your phone's gonna die.
00:37:02.922 --> 00:37:04.322
Um...
00:37:07.630 --> 00:37:09.088
- Principal Brown?
- Oh.
00:37:09.172 --> 00:37:10.547
Principal Brown was my dad.
00:37:11.005 --> 00:37:12.148
- Uh...
- Just call me Jordan.
00:37:12.172 --> 00:37:13.047
Uh...
00:37:13.130 --> 00:37:14.630
No, thank you. Principal Brown?
00:37:14.713 --> 00:37:15.713
- Yes.
- I'm so...
00:37:15.755 --> 00:37:17.338
Uh, do you have a phone charger?
00:37:17.422 --> 00:37:18.963
- No, I don't.
- Oh.
00:37:19.047 --> 00:37:20.088
Got like 13.
00:37:20.172 --> 00:37:22.088
Yeah, here. Here you go. Catch.
00:37:24.547 --> 00:37:26.422
Didn't know you could do that
from that angle.
00:37:27.963 --> 00:37:29.505
Oh, wait, what did I miss?
00:37:29.880 --> 00:37:31.439
- Go back, actually.
- Yeah, scroll back.
00:37:31.463 --> 00:37:33.588
- The part... Wait, start right there.
- Oh, there.
00:37:34.797 --> 00:37:37.637
If you guys want to listen to your music,
I can just plug it in up here.
00:37:37.672 --> 00:37:39.672
- No! No! No!
- No! No!
00:37:39.755 --> 00:37:41.213
No, fuck!
00:37:41.297 --> 00:37:43.963
That's fuckin' hot.
00:37:44.047 --> 00:37:45.922
Yes!
00:37:47.630 --> 00:37:49.505
Come on! Come on!
00:37:57.838 --> 00:37:58.838
Don't touch me.
00:38:01.547 --> 00:38:02.797
Was that Cardi B?
00:38:06.672 --> 00:38:09.130
- You... Oh, my God! You are the...
- I cannot believe it!
00:38:09.213 --> 00:38:11.130
- You are the devil!
- I'm gonna die!
00:38:11.213 --> 00:38:13.338
I'm literally gonna physically die!
00:38:13.422 --> 00:38:15.213
Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:38:17.713 --> 00:38:18.713
Come in.
00:38:20.005 --> 00:38:21.713
He's dead!
00:38:21.797 --> 00:38:23.172
What the fuck?
00:38:23.255 --> 00:38:24.547
He's dead!
00:38:25.130 --> 00:38:26.963
- Wh... Who's dead?
- My husband.
00:38:28.047 --> 00:38:29.338
He's been killed!
00:38:29.422 --> 00:38:32.047
Okay, Alan, you don't have
to do your entrance
00:38:32.130 --> 00:38:34.838
every time somebody arrives, okay?
00:38:36.672 --> 00:38:38.880
- What are you guys doing here?
- What is going on?
00:38:38.963 --> 00:38:41.172
It's a murder mystery party.
00:38:41.963 --> 00:38:44.963
- I've been planning it for months.
- Wait, this is your house? Alan?
00:38:45.297 --> 00:38:49.005
Alan, I was so clear in my text
we are looking for Nick's party.
00:38:49.088 --> 00:38:51.880
My husband, Robert,
was an esteemed Broadway director
00:38:51.963 --> 00:38:53.755
and the love of my life.
00:38:54.130 --> 00:38:55.672
And he's been killed.
00:38:56.213 --> 00:38:57.963
Like a dog in the street.
00:38:58.047 --> 00:39:00.713
- Was he stabbed?
- That sounds very tragic.
00:39:01.130 --> 00:39:03.630
But there's been a mistake.
We're looking for Nick's party.
00:39:03.713 --> 00:39:05.838
Do you have the address? We can't find it.
00:39:05.922 --> 00:39:07.422
I don't know a Nick.
00:39:08.172 --> 00:39:09.713
I only know sorrow...
00:39:10.588 --> 00:39:11.713
and grief.
00:39:11.797 --> 00:39:12.922
Okay, you're at a ten.
00:39:13.005 --> 00:39:14.463
I need you at a two.
00:39:17.088 --> 00:39:19.255
I have a wake to plan.
00:39:19.338 --> 00:39:21.463
Okay, well, if you guys are here,
00:39:21.547 --> 00:39:23.547
you might as well take
some of the extra characters
00:39:23.588 --> 00:39:25.922
- since two people decided not to show up.
- No...
00:39:26.172 --> 00:39:27.172
Okay.
00:39:29.463 --> 00:39:31.898
- Adorable farmer new to the city.
- We don't need characters.
00:39:31.922 --> 00:39:35.463
- We're not staying.
- Hideous barren orthodontist.
00:39:35.547 --> 00:39:36.672
Why am I barren?
00:39:36.755 --> 00:39:38.963
Am I here to farm
or have I given up that life?
00:39:39.047 --> 00:39:40.422
This just says "orthodontist."
00:39:40.505 --> 00:39:42.838
- Your backstories are in the packets.
- No, no.
00:39:42.922 --> 00:39:45.297
We are not staying.
We're going to Nick's party.
00:39:45.380 --> 00:39:46.672
- We can just stay for...
- No.
00:39:46.755 --> 00:39:49.213
- The one where someone ate a ghost pepper?
- Yes.
00:39:49.297 --> 00:39:52.380
Yeah, somebody here came from there,
I think. Maybe the mayor.
00:39:53.297 --> 00:39:55.588
Go! Immerse yourselves.
00:39:55.672 --> 00:39:58.463
Review your histories in the parlor.
00:39:58.963 --> 00:40:01.398
Okay, if your characters aren't married,
hands off each other.
00:40:01.422 --> 00:40:02.422
No!
00:40:03.963 --> 00:40:04.880
Oh.
00:40:04.963 --> 00:40:06.672
Do not go gently.
00:40:06.755 --> 00:40:07.755
Oh, she's really good.
00:40:08.463 --> 00:40:09.672
Oh, my God! You guys are here.
00:40:09.755 --> 00:40:11.189
- How'd you get here?
- What the fuck?
00:40:11.213 --> 00:40:12.338
How did you get here?
00:40:12.422 --> 00:40:13.422
And how are you dry?
00:40:13.797 --> 00:40:15.213
How are you dry?
00:40:15.297 --> 00:40:16.963
Aaron, I can see you breathing.
00:40:17.422 --> 00:40:19.297
Gigi? Mm. Dig deeper.
00:40:19.380 --> 00:40:20.755
- I don't know what...
- I don't...
00:40:20.838 --> 00:40:21.672
- She was like...
- Oh!
00:40:21.755 --> 00:40:22.797
I can't think about it.
00:40:23.130 --> 00:40:24.672
Oh, is it over?
00:40:24.755 --> 00:40:28.463
No! Stop! Mom, do not talk to the actors!
The house is mine till 11 p.m.
00:40:28.755 --> 00:40:31.588
Cindy, I swear to fucking God!
00:40:33.463 --> 00:40:36.422
- Jesus Christ! God.
- Gigi! What the fuck?
00:40:36.505 --> 00:40:38.047
Guys, the re-election is coming up
00:40:38.130 --> 00:40:40.088
and I need to know
if I have to buy your votes.
00:40:40.172 --> 00:40:41.422
Wait, are you the mayor?
00:40:41.505 --> 00:40:42.922
Do you know where Nick's party is?
00:40:43.005 --> 00:40:44.925
Of course I do.
I know where all the parties are.
00:40:44.963 --> 00:40:45.797
Where is it?
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:47.838
Come into my office, now.
00:40:47.922 --> 00:40:49.130
Okay, thank you.
00:40:49.630 --> 00:40:52.422
In, in, in. Go, go, go.
Come, come, come. Now, now, now!
00:40:54.213 --> 00:40:55.380
Okay.
00:40:56.380 --> 00:40:57.422
You can't tell anyone.
00:40:57.838 --> 00:40:58.838
We won't.
00:40:59.005 --> 00:41:00.047
Not even each other.
00:41:00.672 --> 00:41:01.672
Okay.
00:41:02.213 --> 00:41:03.588
Nick's party...
00:41:07.505 --> 00:41:08.505
is at...
00:41:09.463 --> 00:41:10.505
his aunt's house.
00:41:11.213 --> 00:41:12.963
We know it's at his au...
00:41:13.047 --> 00:41:15.755
Amy, I swear to God,
I need to get out of here.
00:41:15.838 --> 00:41:18.047
By the way, I am pretty impressed
00:41:18.130 --> 00:41:20.338
with how well you guys
are holding it together.
00:41:20.422 --> 00:41:22.047
You're doing fantastic.
00:41:22.380 --> 00:41:24.463
What do you mean?
00:41:24.547 --> 00:41:27.130
I thought the strawberries
would have hit by now.
00:41:27.213 --> 00:41:28.588
Why would strawberries hit?
00:41:28.672 --> 00:41:33.172
Because they were dipped
in an unbelievably potent drug.
00:41:33.255 --> 00:41:36.213
It's like ayahuasca, but Asian.
00:41:37.297 --> 00:41:38.838
Asian-huasca.
00:41:40.088 --> 00:41:41.208
I told you guys that, right?
00:41:41.255 --> 00:41:43.505
- No, no, no, no, no.
- I can't...
00:41:43.588 --> 00:41:46.297
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:48.630 --> 00:41:49.838
Pull me back in.
00:41:50.505 --> 00:41:51.963
Pull me back in.
00:41:55.422 --> 00:41:58.088
Oh, my mom has a scarf that color.
00:41:58.172 --> 00:41:59.172
Listen to me.
00:41:59.713 --> 00:42:00.713
We're gonna be fine.
00:42:00.963 --> 00:42:02.172
One time I threw up,
00:42:02.255 --> 00:42:05.630
and my mom caught it in her hands,
'cause she loves me.
00:42:05.713 --> 00:42:06.880
We are healthy,
00:42:07.130 --> 00:42:08.880
nubile, young women,
00:42:09.255 --> 00:42:11.213
and we just need to stay calm.
00:42:11.630 --> 00:42:12.880
We are gonna be...
00:42:33.463 --> 00:42:34.463
What?
00:42:34.755 --> 00:42:36.422
What the fuck?
00:42:37.172 --> 00:42:40.005
What the fuck? What is happening?
00:42:43.297 --> 00:42:44.963
Why do you look like that?
00:42:45.047 --> 00:42:47.088
Uh, Molly, y... you're a fucking doll.
00:42:47.172 --> 00:42:49.838
- No, you're a fucking doll.
- What?
00:42:50.713 --> 00:42:52.880
Ow! Fuck, that hurt.
00:42:52.963 --> 00:42:55.630
And my boobs are too heavy.
I have no core.
00:42:55.713 --> 00:42:57.297
Our legs don't bend.
00:42:57.380 --> 00:42:59.422
They're twice as long as our torsos.
00:42:59.505 --> 00:43:01.630
These proportions are insane!
00:43:01.713 --> 00:43:02.963
Where's my chub?
00:43:03.047 --> 00:43:04.505
Wait, where are you going?
00:43:05.047 --> 00:43:06.807
- This is crazy.
- Wait for me.
00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:10.297
I have to see for myself.
00:43:10.380 --> 00:43:12.463
Well, I've never done the splits
in my life.
00:43:13.463 --> 00:43:14.713
Amy!
00:43:15.547 --> 00:43:17.297
Help! Molly, help me!
00:43:17.380 --> 00:43:19.547
Oh, my God! Don't look down, Amy, no!
00:43:19.630 --> 00:43:21.005
I... I can't reach!
00:43:21.463 --> 00:43:23.463
You have to put my heel in your hole.
00:43:23.547 --> 00:43:25.880
- My heel...? Your heel in my what?
- Your hole!
00:43:25.963 --> 00:43:28.422
- What hole?
- The corn hole!
00:43:28.505 --> 00:43:29.880
Oh. Fuck!
00:43:30.255 --> 00:43:31.255
Molly!
00:43:34.130 --> 00:43:35.588
Oh, my God.
00:43:35.672 --> 00:43:37.422
Um, what the fuck am I wearing?
00:43:39.380 --> 00:43:40.380
Where's my vag?
00:43:40.463 --> 00:43:41.880
Uh, Molly, I have no genitals.
00:43:41.963 --> 00:43:44.005
How do I pee? How do I shit?
00:43:44.088 --> 00:43:47.130
I mean, I don't even have nipples.
These are just mounds.
00:43:47.338 --> 00:43:49.297
My whole body's like a fucking dolphin.
00:43:49.713 --> 00:43:50.755
Just... just...
00:43:51.380 --> 00:43:53.047
Perfect, round.
00:43:53.463 --> 00:43:55.297
- Huge mounds.
- Uh, what?
00:43:55.380 --> 00:43:57.338
Look at my body. I am beautiful.
00:43:57.422 --> 00:43:59.182
No, don't get sucked in.
00:43:59.213 --> 00:44:01.172
This is our nightmare, Amy.
00:44:01.255 --> 00:44:03.630
I know this is unrealistic
and bad for women,
00:44:03.713 --> 00:44:05.463
but... is it bad?
00:44:05.547 --> 00:44:07.088
Because I feel pretty good.
00:44:07.172 --> 00:44:08.713
I mean, this ass won't quit.
00:44:08.797 --> 00:44:10.755
Amy, use your brain!
00:44:10.838 --> 00:44:15.047
I don't need to use my brain.
I just need to be smooth and flexible.
00:44:15.130 --> 00:44:17.005
Look at you, you bad bitch.
00:44:17.797 --> 00:44:20.130
Okay, that's it, we have to wake up.
00:44:20.213 --> 00:44:22.422
My, my, my. Mm.
00:44:23.672 --> 00:44:26.963
I think I might, like,
actually stay here for a while.
00:44:27.047 --> 00:44:29.380
No, I won't let you do this.
00:44:29.713 --> 00:44:31.672
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop!
00:44:31.755 --> 00:44:34.088
You need to throw up.
00:44:34.172 --> 00:44:37.088
Let me have this body!
00:44:37.172 --> 00:44:40.297
Now that the amuse-bouche
of bacon-wrapped dates is over,
00:44:40.380 --> 00:44:43.630
why don't we play a rousing round
of J'accuse!
00:44:51.255 --> 00:44:53.005
Fuck you, George.
00:44:54.547 --> 00:44:56.130
Who is she supposed to be?
00:44:57.213 --> 00:44:58.630
The orthodontist.
00:45:00.380 --> 00:45:01.838
We're okay.
00:45:02.505 --> 00:45:03.505
We're okay.
00:45:04.005 --> 00:45:05.130
We did it.
00:45:05.213 --> 00:45:08.005
We went... we went to two parties,
we did drugs.
00:45:08.963 --> 00:45:10.130
We can say we went out.
00:45:11.088 --> 00:45:12.880
- Let's go home.
- What?
00:45:12.963 --> 00:45:14.838
No, the plan is to go to Nick's.
00:45:14.922 --> 00:45:16.922
We have to stick to the plan.
00:45:18.088 --> 00:45:20.630
Dude, nothing has gone
according to plan tonight.
00:45:20.713 --> 00:45:23.353
Which is why we have to stick to the plan.
Let's call another Lyft.
00:45:23.380 --> 00:45:24.755
Why are you being so pushy?
00:45:24.838 --> 00:45:27.630
Honestly, pushy is a compliment.
You know who else was pushy?
00:45:27.713 --> 00:45:29.463
Diane Sawyer, Joan of Arc,
00:45:29.547 --> 00:45:32.172
- Queen Noor of Jordan...
- I know where Queen Noor is from!
00:45:32.255 --> 00:45:34.297
Once we get to Nick's,
all of this will be worth it.
00:45:34.380 --> 00:45:37.255
Just forget about about Nick's!
No one will even tell us where it is.
00:45:37.338 --> 00:45:39.130
Why are you being so obsessed
with his party?
00:45:39.213 --> 00:45:41.422
- Because she loves him.
- Oh, my God.
00:45:41.505 --> 00:45:44.255
Gigi, stop doing that!
00:45:44.338 --> 00:45:46.172
- What did you say?
- Molly loves Nick.
00:45:46.255 --> 00:45:48.463
Can you please stop
repeating that sentence?
00:45:48.547 --> 00:45:49.963
Because it's not true.
00:45:50.047 --> 00:45:51.505
- Molly hates Nick.
- Thank you.
00:45:51.588 --> 00:45:54.255
She projects disgust
to cover up a deep desire.
00:45:54.338 --> 00:45:56.713
No. No. N-O. Thanks.
00:45:56.797 --> 00:45:59.477
Uh, you actually... You drugged us
and tried to throw us off a boat.
00:45:59.505 --> 00:46:00.672
I did. I did.
00:46:00.755 --> 00:46:02.838
So nothing you say is of any value to us.
00:46:02.922 --> 00:46:04.797
So... Oh, you're...
00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:06.400
Yeah, no, you can stop flipping me off
00:46:06.463 --> 00:46:08.422
because you should flip off,
so shut the fuck up.
00:46:08.505 --> 00:46:11.422
Madam Mayor, what are you doing out here?
00:46:11.505 --> 00:46:13.047
George locked himself in the closet.
00:46:13.130 --> 00:46:14.130
Fuck!
00:46:14.297 --> 00:46:15.463
Dude.
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:16.880
No.
00:46:19.838 --> 00:46:20.838
Dude?
00:46:21.880 --> 00:46:22.880
No.
00:46:23.838 --> 00:46:24.880
I don't like him.
00:46:25.963 --> 00:46:27.755
Yes, maybe he is...
00:46:28.380 --> 00:46:31.297
classically, traditionally handsome
and weirdly charming,
00:46:31.380 --> 00:46:34.880
and maybe my innate biology
registers him as an ideal mate,
00:46:34.963 --> 00:46:38.255
and yes, maybe I occasionally fantasize
about him sweeping me off my feet.
00:46:38.338 --> 00:46:41.297
And some weaker people
might call that a tiny crush,
00:46:41.380 --> 00:46:43.380
but I can ignore it,
I can fight against it,
00:46:43.463 --> 00:46:45.213
because we all have weird interests.
00:46:45.297 --> 00:46:47.657
And the important thing is
that we just... we shove 'em down
00:46:47.713 --> 00:46:49.380
and we never speak about them again.
00:46:50.797 --> 00:46:52.672
You don't have to shove anything down.
00:46:53.422 --> 00:46:54.588
Yeah.
00:46:54.672 --> 00:46:58.297
Yeah. Yeah, I do,
because I can't like him.
00:46:58.380 --> 00:47:02.130
Maybe my body can like him
but my mind knows that that's stupid,
00:47:02.213 --> 00:47:03.880
because he's just... he's a jock,
00:47:03.963 --> 00:47:06.003
and all he cares about
is being cool and having fun,
00:47:06.047 --> 00:47:08.880
and he doesn't even look at girls
unless they look like Triple A.
00:47:08.963 --> 00:47:11.880
And he definitely doesn't want me
because I'm a butter personality.
00:47:13.338 --> 00:47:16.380
How dare you say that
about my best friend?
00:47:16.463 --> 00:47:17.755
Amy, you fucking slapped me...
00:47:17.838 --> 00:47:20.038
If you ever say anything like that
about yourself again,
00:47:20.088 --> 00:47:22.963
I will fucking lay you out, okay?
00:47:23.172 --> 00:47:24.963
You are the strongest, coolest,
00:47:25.047 --> 00:47:27.047
smartest, most stunningly
gorgeous creature
00:47:27.130 --> 00:47:29.172
this high school and this Earth
00:47:29.255 --> 00:47:30.255
has ever seen.
00:47:30.338 --> 00:47:34.838
And Nick Howland would be so fucking lucky
to be a footnote in your story.
00:47:35.672 --> 00:47:36.880
So we're going to his party.
00:47:36.963 --> 00:47:38.047
Are you serious?
00:47:38.130 --> 00:47:39.297
I am dead serious.
00:47:40.297 --> 00:47:42.713
If Nick's what you want,
then that's what you deserve.
00:47:44.088 --> 00:47:47.172
How? How are we gonna find out
where the party is?
00:47:47.755 --> 00:47:49.130
By doing what we do best.
00:47:50.047 --> 00:47:51.713
Motherfuckin' homework.
00:48:12.838 --> 00:48:14.731
- I will now be attempting...
- Wait. Look.
00:48:14.755 --> 00:48:16.797
...15 pizza boxes.
00:48:18.463 --> 00:48:21.672
How many orders that big do you think
Lido's could have filled tonight?
00:48:22.797 --> 00:48:23.880
- Genius.
- Yeah.
00:48:50.297 --> 00:48:53.047
Two half-cheese, half-sausage pizzas
00:48:53.338 --> 00:48:56.130
are just one cheese and one sausage pizza,
00:48:56.422 --> 00:48:58.005
you fucking morons.
00:48:58.088 --> 00:48:59.088
Jesus.
00:49:00.297 --> 00:49:01.297
Oh, God.
00:49:09.797 --> 00:49:12.463
- Everybody down! 911! Stay down.
- Oh, my God! What the fuck?
00:49:12.547 --> 00:49:14.005
Fuck! What the fuck is this?
00:49:14.088 --> 00:49:16.338
- We ask the questions!
- Oh, my God.
00:49:16.422 --> 00:49:18.422
Oh, shit, shit!
Is this some Manson family shit?
00:49:18.505 --> 00:49:19.922
- What is this?
- No!
00:49:20.338 --> 00:49:22.588
No! Everything is gonna be just fine!
00:49:22.672 --> 00:49:26.172
You're just gonna give us the address to
where you delivered some pizzas tonight.
00:49:28.422 --> 00:49:31.542
Oh, my God. Are you guys out of your
fucking mind? How old are you, by the way?
00:49:31.588 --> 00:49:33.380
- Uh...
- Does not matter!
00:49:33.463 --> 00:49:35.422
Okay, that voice did not
make you sound older.
00:49:35.505 --> 00:49:37.088
So you're basically children,
00:49:37.172 --> 00:49:39.547
and you just willingly got in the car
of a strange man.
00:49:39.630 --> 00:49:41.005
Do you guys have a weapon?
00:49:41.630 --> 00:49:42.630
Yes?
00:49:42.755 --> 00:49:45.380
If we claim to have a weapon,
this might be a felony.
00:49:45.880 --> 00:49:46.713
Fuck.
00:49:46.797 --> 00:49:49.713
- Yes.
- Okay, so you're using your hair as a mask
00:49:49.797 --> 00:49:51.672
and trying to rob someone with no weapon.
00:49:51.755 --> 00:49:52.922
'Cause the funny thing is,
00:49:53.005 --> 00:49:55.338
- I actually have a weapon.
- Fuck!
00:49:55.422 --> 00:49:57.130
- Dear God, no! You have a gun?
- Fuck! No!
00:49:57.213 --> 00:50:00.172
I keep that to protect myself
from bad people,
00:50:00.255 --> 00:50:01.775
something you guys should think about.
00:50:01.838 --> 00:50:05.338
Did the... did the possibility
of sexual assault ever enter your minds?
00:50:06.172 --> 00:50:07.005
Not really.
00:50:07.088 --> 00:50:08.797
Yeah, not really, I can tell.
00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:11.213
You were spendin' more time on,
like, the hair
00:50:11.297 --> 00:50:13.505
and that... that whole part of it,
maybe, yeah.
00:50:13.588 --> 00:50:16.213
'Cause... 'cause we're like...
right by the freeway.
00:50:16.297 --> 00:50:19.005
I could have you across the state line
in, like, 40 minutes,
00:50:19.088 --> 00:50:21.880
take you to some cabin,
hog tie your ankles,
00:50:21.963 --> 00:50:23.880
leave you in a room
with, like, a saucer of milk
00:50:23.963 --> 00:50:25.922
and videotape the whole thing
for a couple days.
00:50:26.005 --> 00:50:27.088
- What?
- What?
00:50:27.172 --> 00:50:28.088
- No.
- Think about that.
00:50:28.172 --> 00:50:30.005
- What?
- No, I'm not gonna think about...
00:50:30.088 --> 00:50:31.713
We just need you to give us the address
00:50:31.797 --> 00:50:34.172
to where you delivered
this huge order tonight.
00:50:35.588 --> 00:50:37.297
Oh, shit, that p...
00:50:40.880 --> 00:50:42.672
Okay, you know what?
00:50:43.755 --> 00:50:45.273
Let me give you the address.
00:50:45.297 --> 00:50:46.547
I feel like if I don't...
00:50:46.630 --> 00:50:48.439
...you guys are so stupid,
00:50:48.463 --> 00:50:52.297
some dog walker's gonna find
your bodies tomorrow under some overpass.
00:50:52.380 --> 00:50:54.088
- Okay.
- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:50:54.172 --> 00:50:56.064
- Don't show me your pass code!
- Oh, that's fair!
00:50:56.088 --> 00:50:58.338
- Okay, sorry.
- That's the whole thing with pass codes.
00:50:58.422 --> 00:50:59.880
I'm just copying the address.
00:50:59.963 --> 00:51:02.005
That's your private information.
00:51:02.088 --> 00:51:04.713
- Thank you!
- Thank you so much!
00:51:04.797 --> 00:51:06.088
Oh, my God!
00:51:06.172 --> 00:51:07.172
Um...
00:51:07.422 --> 00:51:08.463
Quick Q.
00:51:08.547 --> 00:51:11.922
Now that we're already in your car,
would you mind driving us there?
00:51:13.630 --> 00:51:14.463
Yeah, why not?
00:51:14.547 --> 00:51:16.338
- Oh, great!
- I'm being sarcastic!
00:51:16.422 --> 00:51:17.981
- Get the fuck out of my car!
- Oh!
00:51:18.005 --> 00:51:19.297
- Okay!
- Thank you so much!
00:51:19.380 --> 00:51:21.880
Don't trust people. Oh, my God.
00:51:23.255 --> 00:51:25.672
Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, my God!
00:51:25.755 --> 00:51:29.130
- Oh!
- You were incredible! You were so scary.
00:51:29.213 --> 00:51:32.380
If you were a criminal, you'd be
the best fucking criminal in Los Angeles.
00:51:32.463 --> 00:51:33.463
Aaah! Oh!
00:51:33.547 --> 00:51:36.213
Okay. Great, let's call a chariot.
00:51:39.130 --> 00:51:42.463
Fuck! I left my phone in his car!
00:51:42.547 --> 00:51:44.630
Why did I have to use a visual aid?
00:51:44.713 --> 00:51:45.922
- Wait!
- It's okay!
00:51:46.005 --> 00:51:49.172
Amy, Amy, we will get it tomorrow.
It's fine. I'll use mine. I'll use mine.
00:51:49.922 --> 00:51:52.380
I'm at two percent?
Why the fuck am I at two percent?
00:51:52.463 --> 00:51:54.005
Why is my battery so low?
00:51:54.547 --> 00:51:57.755
The porn. We streamed a lot of porn.
00:51:58.172 --> 00:51:59.588
Just... Just... Just call a Lyft.
00:51:59.672 --> 00:52:01.130
No, I can't call a Lyft,
00:52:01.213 --> 00:52:04.922
because if my phone dies and the driver
can't contact us, we are fucked!
00:52:05.422 --> 00:52:06.547
Unless...
00:52:10.380 --> 00:52:12.020
- Pick up, pick up.
- Who are you calling?
00:52:12.088 --> 00:52:14.755
Hi, it's Molly and Amy. We're
at Lido's Pizza on Victory Boulevard.
00:52:14.838 --> 00:52:17.088
We are stranded.
Please pick us up, we need...
00:52:19.505 --> 00:52:20.505
It died.
00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:27.148
- We could hitchhike.
- Are you aching to be murdered?
00:52:27.172 --> 00:52:29.380
Well, I'm just throwin' out
suggestions here.
00:52:42.672 --> 00:52:43.797
You girls need a ride?
00:52:47.172 --> 00:52:48.648
- Shotgun!
- I'll take the front!
00:52:48.672 --> 00:52:50.380
So cool! Just gonna...
00:52:50.630 --> 00:52:52.023
- Amy, what are you doing?
- No, I...
00:52:52.047 --> 00:52:53.922
My... My legs are, like,
half an inch longer...
00:52:54.005 --> 00:52:56.338
Okay, you know I get car sick, Amy.
What... Oh!
00:52:56.422 --> 00:52:58.273
- Just let me go!
- You're embarrassing me.
00:52:58.297 --> 00:52:59.898
- Stop...
- You're embarrassing me!
00:52:59.922 --> 00:53:02.505
Thank you so much, Miss Fine.
You totally saved us.
00:53:02.588 --> 00:53:05.338
Please. You two saved me
from re-watching Gilmore Girls.
00:53:05.422 --> 00:53:07.422
I've seen it, like, 50 times.
00:53:07.797 --> 00:53:10.505
Okay, wait, so what is this address
I'm taking you to?
00:53:10.588 --> 00:53:12.422
It's, uh...
it's Nick Howland's aunt's house.
00:53:12.505 --> 00:53:14.838
It's... It's... It's a party, technically.
00:53:15.255 --> 00:53:18.213
You two want me to drive you
to an unsupervised house party?
00:53:18.297 --> 00:53:19.838
Oh... well...
00:53:19.922 --> 00:53:23.005
Good. I'm glad you guys are having
some fun before graduation. Uh!
00:53:24.422 --> 00:53:25.255
Really?
00:53:25.338 --> 00:53:28.880
Yes. Oh, my gosh, yes. I don't want
you guys to make the same mistake I did.
00:53:29.213 --> 00:53:30.088
What do you mean?
00:53:30.172 --> 00:53:32.047
I spent the majority of my 20s
00:53:32.130 --> 00:53:34.963
overcompensating for the fact
that I never had fun in high school.
00:53:35.047 --> 00:53:38.047
And, you know, the pendulum then swung
in a completely different direction.
00:53:38.130 --> 00:53:39.422
I mean, I went crazy.
00:53:39.505 --> 00:53:41.797
I had some really dark moments
there in my 20s,
00:53:41.880 --> 00:53:44.088
like, some really dark moments.
00:53:44.922 --> 00:53:47.880
Like, it was bad.
You know I'm banned from Jamba Juice?
00:53:48.338 --> 00:53:51.213
Like, not a single Jamba Juice,
like every Jamba Juice.
00:53:51.297 --> 00:53:52.630
That came down from corporate.
00:53:52.713 --> 00:53:55.213
Do you know how many Jamba Juices
there are in this country?
00:53:55.297 --> 00:53:56.588
Like, a bajillion.
00:53:56.755 --> 00:53:58.922
It's a national chain, it's a sensation.
00:53:59.005 --> 00:54:01.505
I cannot have another Mango-A-Go-Go
ever again.
00:54:01.588 --> 00:54:03.463
But, look, I don't want that for you.
00:54:03.547 --> 00:54:05.422
Okay? You still have a chance.
00:54:05.505 --> 00:54:07.981
I want you two to go to this party,
and I want you to have fun.
00:54:08.005 --> 00:54:10.088
Because tonight is your night.
00:54:10.172 --> 00:54:11.047
- Yes! Yes!
- Yes!
00:54:11.130 --> 00:54:11.963
Okay.
00:54:12.047 --> 00:54:12.880
- Yes.
- Yes.
00:54:12.963 --> 00:54:15.630
So, what are you two wearing?
00:54:15.713 --> 00:54:17.005
Uh, we were thinking...
00:54:17.088 --> 00:54:18.088
uh...
00:54:18.713 --> 00:54:19.797
Well, just this...
00:54:19.880 --> 00:54:21.630
this... this, uh... this look.
00:54:21.713 --> 00:54:23.505
You do know you guys are matching, right?
00:54:23.588 --> 00:54:26.922
We added this embellishment here.
00:54:27.005 --> 00:54:30.255
Well, lucky for you two,
I'm a single woman livin' in Los Angeles,
00:54:30.338 --> 00:54:32.713
so I got a lot of shit in this car.
00:54:32.797 --> 00:54:34.838
Why don't y'all go through
some of those bags?
00:54:34.922 --> 00:54:36.402
I'm sorry, we can touch your clothes?
00:54:36.463 --> 00:54:38.255
Yes, please. Please, touch my clothes.
00:54:38.338 --> 00:54:40.178
- Please get a change of clothes.
- This night!
00:54:47.630 --> 00:54:48.838
- Um...
- Um...
00:54:48.922 --> 00:54:49.922
- Oh...
- Mmm...
00:54:50.005 --> 00:54:52.463
Mmm...
00:54:52.547 --> 00:54:53.630
- I have no breath.
- What?
00:54:53.713 --> 00:54:54.630
Excuse me?
00:54:54.713 --> 00:54:56.523
- Sorry, what?
- I have nowhere to go with this.
00:54:56.547 --> 00:54:58.630
- It's too perfect.
- You are literally glowing.
00:54:58.713 --> 00:55:01.172
You've hit the level of perfection
and now I'm just...
00:55:01.255 --> 00:55:03.314
- Be still my heart.
- You just came out of the water.
00:55:03.338 --> 00:55:05.505
You're fresh from the water,
you're a mermaid here.
00:55:05.588 --> 00:55:07.505
How are you so fucking shiny?
00:55:07.588 --> 00:55:09.422
Can you fetch me an inhaler?
I can't breathe.
00:55:09.505 --> 00:55:11.755
- Um, my eyes. Ow, ow!
- I'm physically unable...
00:55:11.838 --> 00:55:14.047
Ow, my eyes hurt so bad
from your beauty.
00:55:14.130 --> 00:55:15.650
- Um, exsqueeze me, ladies.
- Oh.
00:55:15.713 --> 00:55:17.755
- Oh, sorry.
- There's a... a party to get to.
00:55:19.088 --> 00:55:21.630
- All right.
- I will see you two inside, all right?
00:55:21.713 --> 00:55:23.422
Just kidding. Imagine if I did, though.
00:55:23.505 --> 00:55:25.398
- Just kidding.
- Imagine if I just went in.
00:55:25.422 --> 00:55:26.338
That'd be weird, right?
00:55:26.422 --> 00:55:28.130
That'd be so fun.
00:55:28.213 --> 00:55:30.422
- Anyway, see y'all later.
- Okay, bye.
00:55:38.130 --> 00:55:39.130
Phew.
00:55:41.130 --> 00:55:42.213
Love you.
00:55:42.297 --> 00:55:43.297
Love you.
00:57:09.463 --> 00:57:11.255
- Whoa.
- Another?
00:57:11.338 --> 00:57:12.963
- Here.
- Aaaah!
00:57:14.005 --> 00:57:15.005
You good?
00:57:15.422 --> 00:57:16.422
Yeah.
00:57:17.297 --> 00:57:18.672
- Whoo!
- ¡El Presidente!
00:57:18.755 --> 00:57:20.213
- And the protest lady!
- Whoo!
00:57:20.630 --> 00:57:22.505
Welcome, my little turtledoves.
00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:23.922
How are you?
00:57:24.005 --> 00:57:26.505
Do you guys want to drink or smoke?
Nothing?
00:57:26.963 --> 00:57:28.755
Let me know, okay? I'm your guy tonight.
00:57:28.838 --> 00:57:30.463
I'll take care of you. You're the best.
00:57:30.547 --> 00:57:32.130
You guys honestly freak me out.
00:57:33.005 --> 00:57:35.713
But I'm gonna miss you guys.
Okay? It's all love.
00:57:36.422 --> 00:57:40.005
Class of '19... for fuckin' ever! Whoo!
00:57:42.297 --> 00:57:43.297
Um...
00:57:43.422 --> 00:57:44.255
Ryan.
00:57:44.380 --> 00:57:46.047
- Where? Where?
- Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
00:57:46.672 --> 00:57:47.547
Oh, God.
00:57:47.630 --> 00:57:49.470
- She's glowing.
- Go get her.
00:57:49.505 --> 00:57:50.505
Hug me.
00:57:52.172 --> 00:57:53.332
- Okay. Get her.
- Phew. Okay.
00:57:53.380 --> 00:57:54.672
Get her. Flick the bean!
00:57:55.630 --> 00:57:57.672
Molly, here's to you, gorgeous.
00:57:57.755 --> 00:57:59.422
- Thank you.
- Of course, of course.
00:57:59.755 --> 00:58:02.422
Tanner, where's the rubbing alcohol?
There's nothing strong enough.
00:58:02.505 --> 00:58:03.672
- No.
- Yep.
00:58:03.755 --> 00:58:05.255
- No.
- I'm here.
00:58:05.338 --> 00:58:06.338
How?
00:58:06.588 --> 00:58:07.797
I'm gonna go downstairs.
00:58:10.172 --> 00:58:11.213
Well...
00:58:11.297 --> 00:58:12.297
Bye, Gigi.
00:58:25.880 --> 00:58:28.713
- I'm so stoked you're here, dude.
- Thanks.
00:58:29.422 --> 00:58:31.088
I've always wanted you to come out.
00:58:31.172 --> 00:58:32.672
Oh, I-I am out.
00:58:33.797 --> 00:58:35.713
I came out in the tenth grade.
00:58:37.213 --> 00:58:40.963
No. I meant, like, come out
and hang out on the weekend.
00:58:42.880 --> 00:58:44.838
Oh, right, that... Hang out.
00:58:44.922 --> 00:58:47.505
- Yeah, that's... that's what I meant also.
- You know,
00:58:47.588 --> 00:58:50.422
you need to have a little bit of fun
before you go to Africa.
00:58:50.505 --> 00:58:51.922
You remembered I'm going to Africa?
00:58:52.005 --> 00:58:54.505
Of course. Aren't you gonna go to,
like, Uganda or something?
00:58:54.588 --> 00:58:57.297
Botswana. They'd kill me in Uganda.
00:58:57.380 --> 00:58:58.213
Why?
00:58:58.297 --> 00:59:00.588
'Cause that's country's
not really a fan of gay people.
00:59:01.047 --> 00:59:02.672
Oh, shit, that's crazy.
00:59:02.755 --> 00:59:04.672
Would you be afraid to go to Uganda...
00:59:04.755 --> 00:59:07.172
- Karaoke in the guest room!
- Jesus!
00:59:07.255 --> 00:59:09.463
God, I've missed you. Fuck.
00:59:09.880 --> 00:59:12.797
Do you wanna go do karaoke
in the guest room? I love that girl.
00:59:12.880 --> 00:59:13.713
Yeah.
00:59:13.797 --> 00:59:14.880
- Come on, let's go.
- Okay.
00:59:20.088 --> 00:59:21.547
Uh, elbows.
00:59:21.713 --> 00:59:23.338
Oh, fuck. Re-rack, please?
00:59:23.713 --> 00:59:25.380
Holy shit!
00:59:25.755 --> 00:59:27.297
Wait, Molly's here?
00:59:27.380 --> 00:59:30.047
What a fuckin' compliment
to get Molly to roll.
00:59:30.130 --> 00:59:31.838
Dude, are you actually here right now?
00:59:31.922 --> 00:59:34.838
Is this some mirage?
Am I fucking losing my mind?
00:59:34.922 --> 00:59:37.797
Or did I actually get President Molly
to come out on her weekend?
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:39.838
It's a purely ceremonial visit.
00:59:39.922 --> 00:59:42.630
Okay, okay. Hey, why don't you sit here?
00:59:42.713 --> 00:59:44.172
Yeah, right next to me, please.
00:59:44.255 --> 00:59:45.797
Sit here and let's go.
00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:48.963
I've been fuckin' waitin' for this
since, like, seventh grade.
00:59:49.130 --> 00:59:50.547
- Please. It's for you.
- Oh.
00:59:50.630 --> 00:59:52.088
This song goes out to my cast.
01:00:03.213 --> 01:00:04.213
Shh.
01:00:23.672 --> 01:00:24.797
Miss Fine.
01:00:25.922 --> 01:00:26.922
Miss...
01:00:27.422 --> 01:00:29.130
...Fine.
01:00:29.505 --> 01:00:30.630
Señora Fine.
01:00:32.755 --> 01:00:34.463
You ever made love to a Mexican?
01:00:36.047 --> 01:00:38.547
Ooh, ooh, whoo!
01:00:38.630 --> 01:00:39.880
Hey, listen, this pong
01:00:39.963 --> 01:00:41.683
- is actually supposed to be my thing.
- Hm?
01:00:41.713 --> 01:00:44.255
So if you could just tone it down
for my sake, my self-esteem...
01:00:44.338 --> 01:00:46.547
No, I think you just have
to step up your game.
01:00:46.630 --> 01:00:49.047
- Oh!
- You just have to rise to my level.
01:00:49.130 --> 01:00:51.505
- It's not my fault.
- To her level.
01:00:51.588 --> 01:00:54.880
It's crazy we haven't hung out
outside of school before, you know.
01:00:54.963 --> 01:00:57.047
I used to think you were all work
and no play, but...
01:00:58.005 --> 01:00:59.380
you're actually pretty fun.
01:01:00.630 --> 01:01:01.505
I...
01:01:01.588 --> 01:01:02.588
I am fun.
01:01:05.130 --> 01:01:06.130
Okay.
01:01:13.213 --> 01:01:14.213
Hi, Miss Fine.
01:01:14.838 --> 01:01:15.838
Hi, Theo.
01:01:37.922 --> 01:01:38.922
Whoo!
01:01:57.297 --> 01:01:58.380
This is amazing.
01:01:58.713 --> 01:01:59.797
You're amazing.
01:02:01.047 --> 01:02:02.047
You're 20, right?
01:02:02.755 --> 01:02:03.755
Yeah.
01:02:07.713 --> 01:02:09.255
You've got a mic. You've gotta sing.
01:02:09.338 --> 01:02:10.630
- No.
- Please.
01:02:10.713 --> 01:02:12.963
- No.
- Come on. Please?
01:02:13.338 --> 01:02:14.463
Do it for me. Come on, Amy.
01:02:14.547 --> 01:02:16.005
For you, okay...
01:02:36.338 --> 01:02:39.213
You can tell she's not supporting.
No breath control. But it's good.
01:02:39.297 --> 01:02:41.297
- It's on pitch. Yeah.Yeah.
- I support you, okay?
01:02:46.255 --> 01:02:49.130
Oh, my God! Oh!
01:02:49.880 --> 01:02:51.047
- Ready?
- Mm-hmm.
01:02:51.130 --> 01:02:52.130
Fuckin'...
01:02:53.130 --> 01:02:55.047
Oh, God!
01:02:55.588 --> 01:02:58.380
- Of course.
- Nick, you need more...
01:02:58.463 --> 01:03:00.314
- Are you okay?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:03:00.338 --> 01:03:01.630
You need more of an arc.
01:03:02.088 --> 01:03:04.172
Like... no, too much flick. Like, hoo.
01:03:04.255 --> 01:03:07.255
See, well, that's easy for you to say
when you're, like, three feet tall.
01:03:07.338 --> 01:03:08.922
I'm lookin' straight down at it.
01:03:09.297 --> 01:03:10.338
How tall are you?
01:03:12.297 --> 01:03:13.297
Well...
01:03:13.838 --> 01:03:15.297
How tall do you think I am?
01:03:24.422 --> 01:03:26.088
Five-four?
01:03:27.463 --> 01:03:29.297
My teammates usually aren't this mean.
01:03:29.380 --> 01:03:31.340
Oh, no, no, no,
they're usually blonde and skinny,
01:03:31.422 --> 01:03:33.838
- and they don't drink carbs.
- Uh... No, no way, okay?
01:03:33.922 --> 01:03:35.297
I fuck with Hufflepuffs.
01:03:36.338 --> 01:03:38.172
Hu... Hufflepuff, like Harry Potter?
01:03:38.255 --> 01:03:39.255
Yeah.
01:03:39.338 --> 01:03:41.172
I mean, what, are you, like a...
01:03:42.838 --> 01:03:44.630
half-Slytherin, half...
01:03:45.588 --> 01:03:46.922
Ravenclaw, yep?
01:03:47.797 --> 01:03:49.838
That is exactly what I am.
01:03:50.338 --> 01:03:51.505
Yeah, you are.
01:03:54.463 --> 01:03:55.463
Oh, fuck.
01:03:55.505 --> 01:03:58.606
Okay, see, I'm gonna go take care of them,
make sure they don't kill themselves.
01:03:58.630 --> 01:04:00.189
- But you stay right here, yeah?
- Yeah.
01:04:00.213 --> 01:04:02.505
Okay, don't move. I'll come back
in a moment. Don't move.
01:04:02.588 --> 01:04:04.755
- I'm not gonna move.
- Don't move. Yeah?
01:04:04.838 --> 01:04:08.172
- I feel like you're gonna move.
- No, I'm not... I'm not gonna move.
01:04:08.255 --> 01:04:09.297
- Don't move.
- Okay.
01:08:04.088 --> 01:08:06.488
Oh, my God, there you are.
How's it going? Did you find Ryan?
01:08:06.547 --> 01:08:07.713
Did you guys go in the pool?
01:08:07.797 --> 01:08:09.213
- What's going on?
- Molly...
01:08:09.297 --> 01:08:12.017
Things are going so well over here,
like really, really, really well.
01:08:12.047 --> 01:08:13.727
I'm being so mean to him,
but it's working.
01:08:13.755 --> 01:08:15.898
We talked about Harry Potter.
He knows I'm a Slytherin.
01:08:15.922 --> 01:08:17.856
- He seems to like it.
- I think we should go home.
01:08:17.880 --> 01:08:19.922
Wait, what? No. Just... just dry off.
01:08:20.005 --> 01:08:22.130
No, I think we need to leave.
Come on, let's go.
01:08:22.213 --> 01:08:23.755
Are you nuts? No. He...
01:08:23.838 --> 01:08:24.755
- Nick is fully...
- No.
01:08:24.838 --> 01:08:26.172
He's fully flirting with me.
01:08:26.255 --> 01:08:27.335
This actually might happen.
01:08:27.380 --> 01:08:29.023
- Listen to me, this might happen.
- No, no.
01:08:29.047 --> 01:08:31.130
Molly, please, I'm asking you,
let's just go, okay?
01:08:31.213 --> 01:08:33.630
- Ame, just go find Ryan. It'll be great.
- Malala!
01:08:35.005 --> 01:08:36.005
Amy, no.
01:08:38.422 --> 01:08:39.963
- Are you kidding?
- No, I...
01:08:40.047 --> 01:08:43.880
I've done whatever you wanted all night,
and I'm calling Malala, so come with me.
01:08:43.963 --> 01:08:46.923
No, I'm not leaving just because
you're doing the thing that you always do.
01:08:48.713 --> 01:08:50.130
What is that supposed to mean?
01:08:50.213 --> 01:08:51.797
Just... You...
01:08:52.297 --> 01:08:55.380
You talk a big game, and then you give up
just when things get uncomfortable.
01:08:55.463 --> 01:08:58.338
Like you jumped in the pool, and now
you're sad that you're wet, like...
01:08:58.422 --> 01:09:00.342
- That's bullshit, Moll, that's bullshit.
- No...
01:09:00.380 --> 01:09:02.773
If I didn't drag you to do things,
you just wouldn't do them.
01:09:02.797 --> 01:09:04.297
You... you... you don't drag me.
01:09:04.380 --> 01:09:06.922
You force me to do
whatever you want to do.
01:09:07.630 --> 01:09:08.672
What does that even mean?
01:09:08.755 --> 01:09:11.838
You decide what we do and when we do it,
01:09:11.922 --> 01:09:13.562
and then we always
have to do it together,
01:09:13.588 --> 01:09:14.856
- all the time.
- I have to decide
01:09:14.880 --> 01:09:16.588
because you literally decide nothing.
01:09:16.672 --> 01:09:18.713
Like, I do all the heavy lifting
in our friendship.
01:09:18.797 --> 01:09:21.172
- You never take charge.
- I take charge all the time!
01:09:21.255 --> 01:09:22.713
You never take charge!
01:09:22.797 --> 01:09:25.797
I always have to push you.
Without me, you wouldn't do anything.
01:09:25.880 --> 01:09:29.380
- I'm going to Africa without you.
- Yeah, I encouraged your summer abroad.
01:09:29.463 --> 01:09:31.547
I'm not going for the summer.
01:09:32.172 --> 01:09:33.963
I'm going for the entire year.
01:09:36.880 --> 01:09:37.880
What?
01:09:40.213 --> 01:09:41.672
I'm taking a gap year.
01:09:42.380 --> 01:09:44.338
I deferred Columbia until next fall.
01:09:45.255 --> 01:09:46.422
When did you decide that?
01:09:46.505 --> 01:09:47.505
When I applied.
01:09:49.505 --> 01:09:52.047
In January? You've been lying to me
since January?
01:09:52.130 --> 01:09:55.213
Yeah, because I knew if I told you,
you'd bully me into staying.
01:09:55.297 --> 01:09:57.380
So all our schedules are gonna be off now.
01:09:57.463 --> 01:09:58.838
We're not gonna graduate together,
01:09:58.922 --> 01:10:00.682
not gonna go
on a post-college trip together,
01:10:00.755 --> 01:10:02.922
we're not gonna move to DC together,
our whole plan...
01:10:03.005 --> 01:10:04.505
That was your plan!
01:10:04.588 --> 01:10:05.588
That was never my plan.
01:10:05.630 --> 01:10:07.547
- It's always your plan!
- I can't believe you!
01:10:07.630 --> 01:10:09.470
You think
that going to Africa makes you tough,
01:10:09.505 --> 01:10:11.939
and you weren't even fucking brave enough
to tell me about it!
01:10:11.963 --> 01:10:13.338
You're a fucking coward, Amy!
01:10:13.422 --> 01:10:14.713
You're selfish and mean!
01:10:14.797 --> 01:10:15.838
You're a bad friend!
01:10:15.922 --> 01:10:17.463
You're a fucking bad friend...
01:11:06.797 --> 01:11:07.797
What the fuck?
01:11:10.172 --> 01:11:11.172
I locked that.
01:11:16.463 --> 01:11:17.755
Well, I guess you didn't.
01:11:18.838 --> 01:11:19.963
What's wrong with you?
01:11:20.422 --> 01:11:21.505
Fight with your wife?
01:11:21.588 --> 01:11:23.422
Can you please just...
01:11:24.088 --> 01:11:25.088
leave me alone?
01:11:25.130 --> 01:11:26.505
Why are you even at a party?
01:11:26.880 --> 01:11:30.005
Shouldn't you be, like, marching
in some meaningless protest somewhere,
01:11:30.088 --> 01:11:32.338
or, I don't know,
in your bed doing homework?
01:11:32.880 --> 01:11:33.963
You don't even know me.
01:11:34.047 --> 01:11:36.130
- Pretty sure I do.
- No.
01:11:36.213 --> 01:11:38.963
You're just one of those people
who claims they're honest,
01:11:39.047 --> 01:11:40.630
or calling people on their shit,
01:11:40.713 --> 01:11:42.172
when you're really just mean.
01:11:45.213 --> 01:11:46.213
Wow.
01:11:48.005 --> 01:11:49.213
Wow, I take it back.
01:11:53.880 --> 01:11:54.880
You...
01:11:55.338 --> 01:11:56.630
are a badass...
01:11:57.422 --> 01:11:59.088
who takes no prisoners...
01:12:01.005 --> 01:12:04.380
and cries in the bathroom at parties.
01:12:10.047 --> 01:12:11.422
Why are you so cruel?
01:12:12.880 --> 01:12:14.547
I just don't like meek people.
01:12:16.380 --> 01:12:17.380
And you?
01:12:18.505 --> 01:12:21.505
You're like Molly's little sidekick bitch.
01:12:21.588 --> 01:12:24.630
Well, you're just a basic hot girl
who's gonna peak in high school.
01:12:54.630 --> 01:12:55.672
When'd you get here?
01:12:57.047 --> 01:12:58.047
A while ago.
01:12:58.797 --> 01:13:02.213
See Amy? She fucking freaked out on me.
I don't know what's wrong with her.
01:13:02.297 --> 01:13:04.797
Do people really think
I had sex with a prostitute?
01:13:07.755 --> 01:13:08.838
You didn't?
01:13:09.172 --> 01:13:10.172
No.
01:13:10.838 --> 01:13:12.213
Of course not. I haven't...
01:13:14.172 --> 01:13:15.797
I haven't slept with anybody.
01:13:19.755 --> 01:13:21.755
No one in this entire school
knows me at all.
01:13:25.630 --> 01:13:26.463
Except Gigi.
01:13:26.547 --> 01:13:29.172
I'm a golden starfish!
01:13:31.588 --> 01:13:33.630
Gigi, the girl who jumped off your boat
01:13:33.713 --> 01:13:36.130
and gave you a prison tat
while you were sleeping?
01:13:36.213 --> 01:13:37.505
Oh, that wasn't about me.
01:13:38.880 --> 01:13:41.380
She's a sad person, you know?
01:13:41.755 --> 01:13:43.880
And yeah, she may be a little nuts, but...
01:13:45.630 --> 01:13:47.755
she's the most loyal person I've ever met.
01:13:48.422 --> 01:13:51.963
I mean, she once tried to shiv our mailman
because she thought he laughed at me.
01:13:52.797 --> 01:13:55.088
Turns out, he wasn't...
he wasn't laughing at me at all.
01:13:55.172 --> 01:13:56.797
He was just lookin' at a meme...
01:13:57.255 --> 01:13:58.255
on his phone.
01:13:58.422 --> 01:14:01.297
Plus, not everyone's lucky enough
to find someone like you and Amy.
01:14:01.755 --> 01:14:04.255
I'm just doin' my best
so I can get out of here and...
01:14:04.713 --> 01:14:07.297
find some people
who are into the same weird shit I'm into.
01:14:08.630 --> 01:14:10.713
Not like sex stuff.
I mean, like, you know...
01:14:12.213 --> 01:14:13.672
airplanes and musicals.
01:14:14.130 --> 01:14:15.172
What?
01:14:16.297 --> 01:14:18.047
I wanna design fuckin' airplanes.
01:14:18.755 --> 01:14:21.797
Yeah, get rich off that, and then use
the cash to produce some new musicals.
01:14:21.880 --> 01:14:24.000
Enough with the revivals already.
It's total bullshit.
01:14:24.047 --> 01:14:25.922
Audiences deserve something original.
01:14:26.130 --> 01:14:27.130
I think.
01:14:28.172 --> 01:14:29.297
I don't know.
01:14:29.922 --> 01:14:33.297
I should probably go make sure
that's not an actual dead man's float.
01:14:37.005 --> 01:14:38.755
Well, see you at graduation, Molly.
01:14:55.755 --> 01:14:57.547
Whoa.
01:15:01.255 --> 01:15:02.463
- Um...
- Are you okay?
01:15:02.755 --> 01:15:04.338
Yeah, sorry, I just, uh...
01:15:05.338 --> 01:15:07.098
I just got a little dizzy
for a second there.
01:15:07.130 --> 01:15:09.213
- Um...
- We can stop if you want.
01:15:09.297 --> 01:15:11.463
No, we are not stopping.
01:15:11.547 --> 01:15:12.588
Okay.
01:15:27.005 --> 01:15:28.797
I'm sorry.
01:15:30.047 --> 01:15:31.713
- Oh, oh! Oh.
- Are you okay?
01:15:31.797 --> 01:15:33.130
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
01:15:49.255 --> 01:15:50.880
I should probably take off...
01:15:51.630 --> 01:15:52.630
mine too.
01:15:52.838 --> 01:15:53.838
Yeah.
01:16:04.463 --> 01:16:05.463
It's a nice dress.
01:16:05.838 --> 01:16:07.963
It's all she had.
01:16:09.630 --> 01:16:10.463
Miss Fine.
01:16:10.547 --> 01:16:12.547
Oh, my God. Of course.
01:16:38.630 --> 01:16:39.630
Um...
01:16:40.130 --> 01:16:42.380
How... How... How is that for you?
01:16:42.922 --> 01:16:44.547
Um, it's okay.
01:16:45.505 --> 01:16:49.088
Is... Is there, like, another way
you would prefer, or, like, is this...
01:16:49.172 --> 01:16:50.713
I ju... um...
01:16:51.963 --> 01:16:54.203
I don't think that's the hole
you think it is.
01:16:55.380 --> 01:16:56.547
- Oh, my God.
- No, it's okay.
01:16:56.630 --> 01:16:59.172
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
- No, it's okay.
01:16:59.255 --> 01:17:00.255
Oh, my God.
01:17:00.338 --> 01:17:02.672
I just... I'm not used
to approaching it from that angle,
01:17:02.755 --> 01:17:04.088
and my... my geometry was off...
01:17:04.172 --> 01:17:06.505
- Seriously, don't worry about it.
- I'm sorry.
01:17:17.130 --> 01:17:18.130
Mm...
01:17:18.297 --> 01:17:20.713
- Wh...
- Are... are you good?
01:17:22.588 --> 01:17:24.422
Aah! Oh, my God!
01:17:24.505 --> 01:17:27.005
What the... what the fuck? Oh!
01:17:27.380 --> 01:17:29.588
- I'm so sorry.
- What the fuck?
01:17:29.672 --> 01:17:32.338
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
- Eww!
01:17:32.588 --> 01:17:33.505
Um...
01:17:33.588 --> 01:17:34.588
Are... Are you okay?
01:17:34.713 --> 01:17:35.922
Amy, just go.
01:17:38.172 --> 01:17:39.172
Please go.
01:17:40.547 --> 01:17:42.463
Oh, sh... Please fucking leave.
01:17:42.547 --> 01:17:45.047
- Sorry, I'm going as fast as I can.
- Go!
01:18:27.088 --> 01:18:28.672
Hey, have you guys seen Amy?
01:18:28.755 --> 01:18:29.755
- No.
- No.
01:18:33.505 --> 01:18:34.380
What the...
01:18:34.463 --> 01:18:35.463
Wait.
01:18:35.547 --> 01:18:37.505
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
01:18:37.588 --> 01:18:39.963
Amy! Amy! Amy!
01:18:40.338 --> 01:18:43.922
We're fucking sitting ducks. They're gonna
come in here, they're gonna find us.
01:18:44.005 --> 01:18:45.380
Shut the fuck up, Rob.
01:18:53.630 --> 01:18:55.047
I am not a coward.
01:18:58.755 --> 01:18:59.797
All right, focus up.
01:19:00.755 --> 01:19:03.380
Wait for my signal.
I'm gonna create a diversion.
01:19:07.255 --> 01:19:08.255
What?
01:19:09.547 --> 01:19:10.547
Hey!
01:19:36.672 --> 01:19:37.672
No.
01:19:38.922 --> 01:19:39.922
Really?
01:20:07.088 --> 01:20:10.713
You know, this is why people say
I gave guys roadside assistance, right?
01:20:12.338 --> 01:20:14.213
I gave them a ride home, that's all.
01:20:19.213 --> 01:20:20.613
Okay, that's not true, I blew them.
01:20:20.672 --> 01:20:23.512
But it's not like they ran out of gas
and I showed up to suck their dick
01:20:23.547 --> 01:20:24.713
while they waited for help.
01:20:24.797 --> 01:20:27.672
We hooked up in their car.
It makes sense to hook up in a car.
01:20:27.755 --> 01:20:30.088
I'm not gonna, like,
suck a dick at my own home
01:20:30.172 --> 01:20:32.297
where my father can walk in
at any moment.
01:20:32.547 --> 01:20:35.172
Also, I wanna enjoy it. Fucking sue me.
01:20:36.588 --> 01:20:37.922
That makes a lot of sense.
01:20:46.213 --> 01:20:47.838
You know what the worst part is?
01:20:49.255 --> 01:20:51.297
All the fucking girls call me that, too.
01:20:54.463 --> 01:20:58.880
I knew, like, Ben and Max
and Dick Splinter would say stupid shit.
01:21:03.505 --> 01:21:04.505
I just...
01:21:04.838 --> 01:21:08.880
I didn't think the girls would, too.
01:21:08.963 --> 01:21:10.338
Amy never called you that.
01:21:13.713 --> 01:21:15.713
I'm sorry, I'm genuinely sorry.
01:21:18.463 --> 01:21:21.630
Just, like, please don't call me Triple A
at Yale next year.
01:21:21.713 --> 01:21:25.088
I just want people to know my real name.
01:21:25.463 --> 01:21:26.505
Of course.
01:21:27.505 --> 01:21:28.338
Annabel.
01:21:28.422 --> 01:21:30.380
Fuck, dude, no, not right now.
01:21:30.463 --> 01:21:31.797
I'm sorry. That was bad.
01:21:31.880 --> 01:21:33.160
- That wasn't my best.
- Come on.
01:21:33.213 --> 01:21:34.981
- Jesus Christ.
- That was embarrassing for me.
01:21:35.005 --> 01:21:36.505
I'm sorry for that too.
01:21:40.088 --> 01:21:41.880
Wait, where the fuck do you live?
01:22:01.672 --> 01:22:02.712
[phone buzzes
01:22:08.713 --> 01:22:10.172
Fuck!
01:22:15.838 --> 01:22:16.838
What?
01:22:21.755 --> 01:22:22.588
All right.
01:22:22.672 --> 01:22:25.130
- Well, just so you know, I know my rights.
- Oh, my God.
01:22:25.213 --> 01:22:27.880
There are more prisons than colleges
in the United States.
01:22:27.963 --> 01:22:29.314
- Did you know that?
- You're right.
01:22:29.338 --> 01:22:32.505
And it costs $71,000
to house an inmate in California.
01:22:32.588 --> 01:22:34.028
That's more than Harvard.
01:22:34.088 --> 01:22:35.880
- Yeah, really?
- Well, it seems excessive.
01:22:35.963 --> 01:22:38.463
Shotgun. Just kidding. I don't have one.
01:23:03.588 --> 01:23:06.308
Oh, I'm actually... I'm actually here
for someone else. I'm so sorry.
01:23:06.380 --> 01:23:08.422
- My mistake. My mistake. My mistake.
- Oh, my God!
01:23:09.755 --> 01:23:11.255
Fuck you, dude.
01:23:11.338 --> 01:23:13.130
Dude, you're in full-on jail.
01:23:15.005 --> 01:23:16.255
Yeah, I know.
01:23:16.713 --> 01:23:18.088
I'm so sorry.
01:23:19.047 --> 01:23:20.672
I mean, it's okay.
01:23:20.755 --> 01:23:24.047
I'm gonna have to pay a fine
and go before the judge,
01:23:24.130 --> 01:23:25.672
- but we both...
- No, I'm sorry.
01:23:26.297 --> 01:23:28.297
Uh... I know women apologize too much,
01:23:28.380 --> 01:23:30.340
but, in this case,
I have so much to be sorry for.
01:23:30.380 --> 01:23:31.380
I was so selfish.
01:23:31.463 --> 01:23:32.713
I... I was being a coward.
01:23:32.797 --> 01:23:33.963
You called Malala.
01:23:34.047 --> 01:23:35.505
I lied to you, Moll.
01:23:35.588 --> 01:23:39.130
You were trying to save me from seeing
Nick rub his boner all up against Ryan.
01:23:39.213 --> 01:23:41.005
Oh, my God, can you believe that,
by the way?
01:23:41.088 --> 01:23:42.630
No. Honestly, no.
01:23:42.713 --> 01:23:44.673
I would have guessed
that Nick hooked up with Theo
01:23:44.755 --> 01:23:46.075
before I would have guessed Ryan.
01:23:46.130 --> 01:23:48.713
Nick and Theo do have great chemistry.
01:23:48.797 --> 01:23:50.505
Divine. I mean, it's palpable.
01:23:53.297 --> 01:23:56.047
I'm sorry I'm so controlling.
01:23:57.630 --> 01:24:00.213
I just can't imagine my life without you.
01:24:03.922 --> 01:24:07.255
You are the motherfucker who got arrested
the night before graduation.
01:24:07.338 --> 01:24:09.047
Oh, my God, graduation.
01:24:09.130 --> 01:24:11.505
Molly, what... what time is it?
You have to go.
01:24:11.588 --> 01:24:13.880
Yeah, why do you think I'm here?
You're coming with me.
01:24:13.963 --> 01:24:15.880
Dude, no, I am screwed. I can't leave.
01:24:15.963 --> 01:24:17.297
- You have to go.
- Amy...
01:24:17.755 --> 01:24:19.505
I am not graduating without you.
01:24:19.588 --> 01:24:23.713
So either I get arrested
and I join you in there or we go together.
01:24:24.172 --> 01:24:25.172
How?
01:24:27.838 --> 01:24:29.797
We're gonna trade some information.
01:24:30.505 --> 01:24:32.422
Because we have seen this man.
01:24:32.505 --> 01:24:33.505
What?
01:24:33.963 --> 01:24:36.148
- Is that Jared's car?
- I'll explain later.
01:24:36.172 --> 01:24:38.023
- Am I driving?
- Of course you're driving!
01:24:38.047 --> 01:24:40.255
- Need this. Go!
- Oh, that was my fault!
01:24:40.338 --> 01:24:42.630
Okay, Waze says 19 minutes.
We're doing it in seven.
01:24:43.005 --> 01:24:44.005
Let's fuckin' do this.
01:25:02.755 --> 01:25:04.047
Ah...
01:25:04.130 --> 01:25:05.810
Hey, guys, let's go ahead and take a seat.
01:25:07.630 --> 01:25:08.922
Stop!
01:25:15.505 --> 01:25:16.505
Ooh.
01:25:16.922 --> 01:25:17.922
Hey, Evelyn.
01:25:18.797 --> 01:25:19.797
Um...
01:25:20.172 --> 01:25:21.380
I just wanted to say...
01:25:22.130 --> 01:25:23.797
Have a great summer.
01:25:23.880 --> 01:25:26.005
That's what the kids are doin', right?
01:25:26.255 --> 01:25:27.422
Have a great...
01:25:28.297 --> 01:25:29.963
All right, cool.
01:25:30.047 --> 01:25:31.713
Cool, cool, cool. Sickening.
01:25:31.797 --> 01:25:33.130
Morning, my queen.
01:25:33.672 --> 01:25:34.672
Hi.
01:25:34.713 --> 01:25:36.630
So last night was amazing.
01:25:37.213 --> 01:25:39.213
Can I see you again?
01:25:42.713 --> 01:25:44.088
Mmm...
01:25:44.172 --> 01:25:45.838
Good luck at Google next year, okay?
01:25:45.922 --> 01:25:47.213
Okay.
01:25:47.588 --> 01:25:48.588
Bye.
01:25:49.505 --> 01:25:50.505
Bye.
01:25:52.713 --> 01:25:54.088
Did you fuck Miss Fine?
01:26:05.130 --> 01:26:06.797
Ha... Has anybody seen, uh, Molly?
01:26:06.880 --> 01:26:09.963
'Cause we've gotta get started.
She kicks it off. Huh? Nobody?
01:26:10.255 --> 01:26:12.380
'Cause I haven't seen her either
since yesterday
01:26:12.463 --> 01:26:14.564
when we were at school, all of us,
at school together.
01:26:14.588 --> 01:26:16.588
So, Molly warned me
she might be a little late
01:26:16.672 --> 01:26:18.032
and tapped me to start her speech.
01:26:18.088 --> 01:26:20.338
- Molly is gonna be late to graduation?
- Yeah.
01:26:20.422 --> 01:26:22.297
- That doesn't sound like her.
- Right.
01:26:22.380 --> 01:26:25.755
Well, uh, she also asked me
to remind you that... um...
01:26:26.630 --> 01:26:27.463
um...
01:26:27.547 --> 01:26:28.547
I got it, uh...
01:26:28.922 --> 01:26:31.838
This sort of thing happens all the time
on the Senate floor.
01:26:31.922 --> 01:26:33.922
And if a senator isn't present for a vote,
01:26:34.005 --> 01:26:36.880
- a proxy can call for a motion...
- Okay. That does sound like her.
01:26:36.963 --> 01:26:39.314
- ...for the vote to take place...
- I got it. Thanks, Jared.
01:26:39.338 --> 01:26:40.606
- ...in her absence.
- Okay, so...
01:26:40.630 --> 01:26:41.630
So she tapped you?
01:26:41.713 --> 01:26:43.088
- Tapped me.
- Okay.
01:26:43.922 --> 01:26:46.755
Yeah, fuck it, I approve, you're up.
You're gonna kick it off.
01:26:47.088 --> 01:26:49.422
- Oh. Oh.
- Okay, there he goes.
01:26:49.505 --> 01:26:51.672
- Yeah, yeah, Shantay, you stay, honey!
- Oh, Jared!
01:26:51.755 --> 01:26:53.005
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:26:54.172 --> 01:26:55.172
Look at you.
01:27:04.380 --> 01:27:05.463
Good morning.
01:27:05.547 --> 01:27:06.630
Good morning.
01:27:09.380 --> 01:27:10.630
I'm Molly Davidson.
01:27:10.880 --> 01:27:11.880
Ah...
01:27:22.838 --> 01:27:24.338
I am a woman.
01:27:24.422 --> 01:27:26.505
- I am a powerful woman.
- My boy!
01:27:26.588 --> 01:27:30.672
And I'm ready to take the fists
of my femininity to the status quo.
01:27:30.755 --> 01:27:32.880
Straight, white man,
01:27:32.963 --> 01:27:35.088
your time is...
01:27:35.172 --> 01:27:36.172
Okay.
01:27:48.672 --> 01:27:52.838
Oh, my God, my car is fucked up.
01:28:03.963 --> 01:28:06.588
All right, I'm gonna go take my seat.
I'm gonna go take my seat.
01:28:06.672 --> 01:28:09.630
Come on. Come on! Look who made it!
01:28:09.713 --> 01:28:11.088
Whoo!
01:28:11.422 --> 01:28:13.088
- Amy!
- Amy!
01:28:15.255 --> 01:28:17.505
Whooooo!
01:28:43.088 --> 01:28:44.130
Thank you.
01:28:50.422 --> 01:28:51.547
Okay.
01:28:51.630 --> 01:28:54.005
Looks like Jared did a pretty good job.
01:28:54.088 --> 01:28:55.255
Yes, he did.
01:28:55.338 --> 01:28:56.588
Yes, he did.
01:28:56.672 --> 01:28:58.130
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
01:28:59.713 --> 01:29:00.713
I...
01:29:04.588 --> 01:29:05.672
I was so...
01:29:06.630 --> 01:29:08.005
scared of you.
01:29:08.088 --> 01:29:10.755
I felt like I had to prove
that I was better than you.
01:29:11.338 --> 01:29:12.338
But really...
01:29:13.213 --> 01:29:15.422
I don't know any more than you guys.
01:29:15.505 --> 01:29:19.172
All I know is that
we have a lot more to learn.
01:29:23.838 --> 01:29:25.172
'Cause this part's over.
01:29:26.463 --> 01:29:27.672
And that's so sad.
01:29:29.005 --> 01:29:30.797
But it was great, wasn't it?
01:29:33.213 --> 01:29:36.547
Things are never gonna be the same,
but... it was perfect.
01:29:40.005 --> 01:29:42.047
And... And I may not have before, but...
01:29:42.588 --> 01:29:43.922
I see you now.
01:29:45.338 --> 01:29:47.463
And you're all pretty great.
01:29:48.047 --> 01:29:50.630
Don't let college fuck it up.
01:29:50.713 --> 01:29:51.547
Congratulations.
01:29:51.630 --> 01:29:53.005
I... I see you.
01:29:54.172 --> 01:29:57.213
Whooo! Whoo-whoo-whoo!
01:30:00.005 --> 01:30:01.005
Yes!
01:30:04.213 --> 01:30:06.255
Okay. Okay.
01:30:07.380 --> 01:30:09.380
That went over,
01:30:09.463 --> 01:30:11.630
but I will not be cutting down
my allotted time.
01:30:11.713 --> 01:30:12.838
Gigi, hit the track.
01:30:18.338 --> 01:30:19.898
- That's pretty good.
- Know what's good?
01:30:19.922 --> 01:30:21.047
If you roll these...
01:30:21.130 --> 01:30:22.770
- Hm?
- ...and then you'll have more room.
01:30:22.797 --> 01:30:25.380
- Oh, probably not rolling them.
- Yeah, but...
01:30:25.463 --> 01:30:27.838
- Well, why does it have to be...
- Oh! Look! Oh!
01:30:27.922 --> 01:30:29.547
- God, you're bringing Lingling.
- Mm.
01:30:29.630 --> 01:30:32.172
- Well...
- Oh, Lingling!
01:30:32.255 --> 01:30:33.380
- Um...
- No.
01:30:33.463 --> 01:30:35.713
- Please be good to my Amy.
- I've gotta pack up.
01:30:35.797 --> 01:30:37.856
- Make her feel like she's not so lonely.
- Pack it up.
01:30:37.880 --> 01:30:39.255
Make her feel good. Mm!
01:30:39.338 --> 01:30:42.005
- Amy, make it stop.
- Gotta put that in the old suitcase.
01:30:42.088 --> 01:30:44.297
Please don't put your face on the face.
01:30:44.380 --> 01:30:45.380
Make it stop.
01:30:45.422 --> 01:30:47.755
- On the head, on the neck.
- Not the nose.
01:30:47.838 --> 01:30:48.963
- I got...
- Amy, there's...
01:30:49.047 --> 01:30:50.088
Look who she's bringing.
01:30:50.172 --> 01:30:51.047
Okay.
01:30:51.130 --> 01:30:52.213
Lingling?
01:30:52.297 --> 01:30:53.672
- No!
- Oh, let me get in there.
01:30:53.755 --> 01:30:55.172
No, no...
01:31:00.297 --> 01:31:01.297
Uh...
01:31:01.380 --> 01:31:03.505
Amy, there's, uh, someone here to see you.
01:31:03.797 --> 01:31:04.838
- Hm?
- Who?
01:31:05.880 --> 01:31:06.880
What?
01:31:07.922 --> 01:31:09.505
- Oh.
- Why is she here?
01:31:09.588 --> 01:31:10.588
Excuse me.
01:31:11.463 --> 01:31:13.922
Amy, why is she here?
01:31:25.505 --> 01:31:26.505
Hey.
01:31:26.588 --> 01:31:27.588
Hey.
01:31:28.047 --> 01:31:30.213
I figured I'd bring back your clothes.
01:31:30.463 --> 01:31:32.422
Oh. Thanks so much.
01:31:33.255 --> 01:31:35.963
I don't...
I don't usually leave my underwear
01:31:36.047 --> 01:31:37.380
in... in places that are...
01:31:37.463 --> 01:31:39.088
that aren't my room.
01:31:40.213 --> 01:31:41.213
Yeah, I figured.
01:31:42.547 --> 01:31:43.588
So, um...
01:31:45.255 --> 01:31:46.255
How... how...
01:31:47.213 --> 01:31:49.005
Are... Are you... Are you okay?
01:31:50.213 --> 01:31:51.213
Yeah, I'm fine.
01:31:53.213 --> 01:31:54.380
Are you okay?
01:31:54.797 --> 01:31:55.797
Yeah.
01:31:56.922 --> 01:31:57.922
You know...
01:31:58.297 --> 01:32:00.880
- prison kind of changes you, but, uh...
- Mmm.
01:32:03.213 --> 01:32:04.255
I'm fine.
01:32:04.338 --> 01:32:08.213
I'm sorry, I just... I really don't know
what I'm doing with all that stuff yet.
01:32:08.297 --> 01:32:10.047
Well, for...
01:32:10.672 --> 01:32:13.088
someone who has no idea
what they're doing...
01:32:15.422 --> 01:32:17.005
you kind of know what you're doing.
01:32:20.380 --> 01:32:21.380
That's a...
01:32:22.547 --> 01:32:23.380
Aah.
01:32:23.463 --> 01:32:25.255
Um, that's cool.
01:32:26.755 --> 01:32:28.005
So, how... Uh...
01:32:28.297 --> 01:32:30.630
How is your... How is...
How is your summer going?
01:32:31.838 --> 01:32:35.255
I mean, wh... what are you doing for...
for the summertime?
01:32:38.047 --> 01:32:40.047
I think I'm gonna backpack around
for a bit.
01:32:41.047 --> 01:32:42.172
- Really?
- Yeah.
01:32:42.255 --> 01:32:43.255
Where?
01:32:44.047 --> 01:32:47.005
I don't know. Honestly, anywhere
I can find a couch to crash on.
01:32:47.088 --> 01:32:49.880
I just... you know, I wanna see some stuff
before college.
01:32:50.588 --> 01:32:52.047
That's... that's really cool.
01:32:52.130 --> 01:32:54.588
Me too, that's...
that's why I'm taking a gap year.
01:32:55.088 --> 01:32:56.088
Yeah?
01:32:56.338 --> 01:32:57.338
Yeah.
01:32:57.422 --> 01:32:58.255
Yeah.
01:32:58.338 --> 01:32:59.588
All right, well...
01:32:59.880 --> 01:33:01.088
have fun, nerd.
01:33:09.672 --> 01:33:13.047
Um, well, if... if you ever end up in...
in Botswana...
01:33:14.047 --> 01:33:16.005
you'd have a couch to crash on.
01:33:16.297 --> 01:33:17.463
Okay.
01:33:18.547 --> 01:33:22.213
Well, technically, it won't be my couch,
'cause I'll be staying with a family,
01:33:22.297 --> 01:33:24.505
- but I'm sure they'll be cool with it.
- Okay.
01:33:33.963 --> 01:33:34.963
Yes.
01:33:35.547 --> 01:33:36.547
Yes.
01:33:37.755 --> 01:33:38.922
Molly!
01:33:39.005 --> 01:33:41.463
Amy, this thing drives like a cruise ship.
01:33:42.213 --> 01:33:44.422
Well, it's yours now.
01:33:44.505 --> 01:33:45.880
Take care of the old Volvo for me.
01:33:45.963 --> 01:33:47.588
Oh, speaking of vulva,
01:33:47.672 --> 01:33:49.588
remember when you missed Hope's,
01:33:49.672 --> 01:33:51.547
and you just went straight
for that butt hole!
01:33:51.630 --> 01:33:53.630
I said... I said, "once a day."
01:33:53.713 --> 01:33:55.963
- Hey, I have to stock up.
- Once a day.
01:33:56.047 --> 01:33:59.672
- You're gonna be on a flight for 28 hours.
- I said you could mention it once a day.
01:33:59.755 --> 01:34:00.939
- So I have to stock up.
- Aah!
01:34:00.963 --> 01:34:02.338
It's not my fault.
01:34:12.713 --> 01:34:14.713
Yeah. It feels weird
to be on this side of the car.
01:34:14.797 --> 01:34:17.380
It's like everything's... different.
01:34:19.547 --> 01:34:21.755
Yeah, I can't believe
I'm not gonna see you tomorrow.
01:34:22.380 --> 01:34:24.463
Call me on that weird
international flip phone, okay?
01:34:24.547 --> 01:34:25.547
I will.
01:34:26.588 --> 01:34:27.588
Okay.
01:34:28.422 --> 01:34:29.630
- Bye. I love you.
- Bye.
01:34:29.713 --> 01:34:30.963
Love you.
01:34:32.422 --> 01:34:33.255
Bye.
01:34:33.338 --> 01:34:35.797
- Go make those tampons, girl.
- I will. I...
01:34:36.922 --> 01:34:38.505
- Bye.
- Bye.
01:34:45.880 --> 01:34:47.213
Oh, gotta get that bag.
01:34:47.297 --> 01:34:50.297
Yep. Yeah, it's... it's a long trip.
01:34:50.380 --> 01:34:51.380
Go get 'em.
01:34:53.047 --> 01:34:54.047
What's a year?
01:34:55.755 --> 01:34:56.755
Okay.
01:35:45.755 --> 01:35:47.838
- Oh, fuck!
- Fuck!
01:35:47.922 --> 01:35:50.047
What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:35:50.130 --> 01:35:52.672
I was going through a thing!
01:35:52.755 --> 01:35:53.898
- You weren't... You're...
- Aah!
01:35:53.922 --> 01:35:56.588
I was going through a whole fucking thing!
01:35:56.672 --> 01:35:57.713
What the fuck?
01:35:57.797 --> 01:36:00.422
- I can be the last one on the plane.
- What's wrong with you?
01:36:00.505 --> 01:36:01.505
You wanna get pancakes?
01:36:01.588 --> 01:36:04.047
Fuck, yeah, I do! Fuck, yeah!