WEBVTT 00:00:22.314 --> 00:00:23.930 This is gonna be tough. 00:00:23.982 --> 00:00:28.818 Um... my sister means a lot to me. 00:00:31.198 --> 00:00:33.190 I feel incredibly lucky and blessed to have you 00:00:33.242 --> 00:00:35.985 not only as my daughter but as my very best friend. 00:00:36.036 --> 00:00:37.572 Oh. 00:00:37.621 --> 00:00:39.783 While Devery was growing up, many doubted 00:00:39.831 --> 00:00:41.493 that the words "Devery" and "wedding"... 00:00:42.918 --> 00:00:45.581 ...would ever be used simultaneously. 00:00:47.339 --> 00:00:50.173 If there's one important lesson my parents have taught me 00:00:50.217 --> 00:00:52.630 to a great life and a happy marriage, 00:00:52.678 --> 00:00:54.965 it's to always have a drink in your hand. 00:00:56.640 --> 00:00:59.098 And since Seth is one of my best friends 00:00:59.142 --> 00:01:01.304 and you just embarrassed Seth, 00:01:01.353 --> 00:01:03.936 I got his back, and I'm about to embarrass Jillian. 00:01:03.981 --> 00:01:07.474 And I saw Camille laugh, then I knew you were the one. 00:01:07.526 --> 00:01:10.109 God bless you both. I love you. 00:01:10.153 --> 00:01:12.110 I would like to propose a toast. 00:01:12.155 --> 00:01:14.397 - Raise your glasses. - Cheers. 00:01:14.449 --> 00:01:15.552 Cheers. 00:01:15.576 --> 00:01:16.576 Cheers. 00:01:21.623 --> 00:01:23.285 So... 00:01:23.333 --> 00:01:26.326 here you are... getting married. 00:01:26.378 --> 00:01:27.585 Ugh. 00:01:29.673 --> 00:01:31.460 You always said I'd be the first to go, 00:01:31.508 --> 00:01:34.842 but... I guess this makes sense. 00:01:34.886 --> 00:01:38.129 It's just like the sleepovers we used to have. 00:01:38.181 --> 00:01:39.843 We were young... 00:01:39.891 --> 00:01:41.632 - but we were kings. - Ben. 00:01:41.685 --> 00:01:43.972 A group of guys trying to stay up as late as we could. 00:01:44.021 --> 00:01:46.354 Nothing could make us surrender our freedom. 00:01:46.398 --> 00:01:47.398 - Ben. - Yes. Alice. 00:01:47.441 --> 00:01:49.148 Sorry, but I have a question. 00:01:49.192 --> 00:01:51.149 Why is this whole thing about sleeping children? 00:01:51.194 --> 00:01:52.981 It's an allegory. Can you just let me finish? 00:01:53.030 --> 00:01:55.989 Oh! Okay. Well, as an allegory, then this is amazing. 00:01:56.033 --> 00:01:57.260 You promised you'd be supportive. 00:01:57.284 --> 00:01:58.900 I am! I just told you it's amazing. 00:01:58.952 --> 00:02:00.614 Keep going. 00:02:00.662 --> 00:02:04.076 See, there are a couple of phases to every sleepover. 00:02:04.124 --> 00:02:06.036 First there's the beginning of the night, 00:02:06.084 --> 00:02:07.541 when everything's perfect 00:02:07.586 --> 00:02:09.543 and it seems like no one's ever going to bed. 00:02:09.588 --> 00:02:12.877 Then a few guys pass out, and everyone makes fun of them 00:02:12.924 --> 00:02:14.335 for being weak and soft. 00:02:14.384 --> 00:02:16.091 - Soft? - Okay. 00:02:16.136 --> 00:02:20.255 But slowly, the rest pass out, and before you know it, 00:02:20.307 --> 00:02:24.096 it's down to you and one other person. 00:02:24.144 --> 00:02:26.852 That was always me and Matt. 00:02:26.897 --> 00:02:28.809 Brothers in arms. 00:02:29.900 --> 00:02:31.311 Well, that was fuckin' weird. 00:02:31.360 --> 00:02:32.851 All right. The speech is good. 00:02:32.903 --> 00:02:35.816 - You're just being a dick. - Um, I'm sorry, Ben. 00:02:35.864 --> 00:02:38.356 Do you know what a best-man's speech is? 00:02:38.408 --> 00:02:42.118 It is one man's heartfelt truth spoken publicly to another man 00:02:42.162 --> 00:02:43.869 who happens to be getting married 00:02:43.914 --> 00:02:45.746 and leaving me behind forever. 00:02:45.791 --> 00:02:47.373 - Eesh. - I'm fine. 00:02:47.417 --> 00:02:48.999 - Yeah? - I know how that sounded. 00:02:49.044 --> 00:02:50.535 I'm fine. I'm happy for Matt. 00:02:50.587 --> 00:02:52.544 - Clearly. - No, I-I really am. 00:02:52.589 --> 00:02:55.206 And plus, I got someone to look forward to. 00:02:55.258 --> 00:02:56.624 Jess Ramsey's in the house tonight. 00:02:56.677 --> 00:02:57.963 Who? 00:02:58.011 --> 00:03:00.674 Jess Ramsey. You know who she is. 00:03:00.722 --> 00:03:02.884 Remember she came to visit our dorm freshman year? 00:03:02.933 --> 00:03:04.765 She almost spent the night in my room. 00:03:04.810 --> 00:03:06.663 We did that play in high school where we had to kiss, 00:03:06.687 --> 00:03:08.849 but then, at the after-party, we actually kissed. 00:03:08.897 --> 00:03:10.229 I'm really sorry, Ben. 00:03:10.273 --> 00:03:11.834 I must have cleared out the memory of her 00:03:11.858 --> 00:03:13.224 to make space for something else. 00:03:13.276 --> 00:03:15.734 - Okay. This has been great. - I agree. 00:03:15.779 --> 00:03:17.941 But I think it's time for you to go back to your room. 00:03:17.989 --> 00:03:19.230 I don't like my room. 00:03:19.282 --> 00:03:20.635 I got to get to my best-man duties. 00:03:20.659 --> 00:03:22.321 - Come on. - Duties? What duties? 00:03:22.369 --> 00:03:24.326 Pictures, mingling. There's a lot of mingling. 00:03:24.371 --> 00:03:26.363 - Well, I've got zero duties. - Come on. 00:03:26.415 --> 00:03:27.781 Ben, I'm trying to help you, okay? 00:03:27.833 --> 00:03:30.450 A wedding speech is just making people laugh. 00:03:30.502 --> 00:03:32.084 This Ramsey girl doesn't want to hear 00:03:32.129 --> 00:03:34.291 your weird, jealous sendoff for Matt. 00:03:34.339 --> 00:03:36.080 I'm not jealous. 00:03:36.133 --> 00:03:38.090 You're a little jelly. 00:03:38.135 --> 00:03:39.876 You're a little jellybean. Boop-boop-beep. 00:03:39.928 --> 00:03:41.544 Okay. Bye, Alice. 00:03:41.596 --> 00:03:42.757 Okay. Bye. 00:03:42.806 --> 00:03:44.217 Your speech sucked. 00:03:44.266 --> 00:03:46.508 Just tell them a funny story. 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:48.927 You'll thank me later. 00:03:48.979 --> 00:03:50.766 Fuck. 00:03:50.814 --> 00:03:55.104 But somehow Amanda still thought Matt was attractive after that. 00:03:57.738 --> 00:04:01.448 So I'd like to raise a glass... 00:04:03.201 --> 00:04:05.067 ...to Matt and Amanda. 00:04:05.120 --> 00:04:07.077 I love you guys so much. Congratulations. 00:04:10.751 --> 00:04:13.209 - Great speech. - Thank you. Appreciate it. 00:04:13.253 --> 00:04:16.041 Dude, get over here. That was amazing. 00:04:16.089 --> 00:04:17.817 - Thank you so much! - You liked it? You liked it? 00:04:17.841 --> 00:04:19.377 - Loved it. - Oh, good. 00:04:19.426 --> 00:04:20.712 That was so good, Ben! 00:04:20.761 --> 00:04:22.155 - Thank you. - Oh, my God. Of course. 00:04:22.179 --> 00:04:23.511 Oh, it was so good. 00:04:23.555 --> 00:04:25.467 I can't believe you told the hot dog story. 00:04:25.515 --> 00:04:26.847 I had to tell it. 00:04:26.892 --> 00:04:28.724 I'm sure Bubbe loved the hot dog story. 00:04:28.769 --> 00:04:30.371 - I think she kind of did. - She had to hear it. 00:04:30.395 --> 00:04:32.057 - Maybe? - All right. 00:04:32.105 --> 00:04:34.167 Let's get that bride and groom out on the dance floor. 00:04:34.191 --> 00:04:36.002 We'll see you in a second. 00:04:36.026 --> 00:04:38.609 Yes. Go. Go. Have fun. 00:04:44.910 --> 00:04:47.072 - Oh. Thanks, guy. - Dude, great speech. 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:49.658 Thank you. Thank you. 00:04:49.706 --> 00:04:52.414 There he is. Best speech of the night. 00:04:52.459 --> 00:04:54.075 Yeah. Thanks, guys, really. 00:04:54.127 --> 00:04:55.663 Oh! 00:04:55.712 --> 00:04:57.954 Looks like it wasn't such a bad speech after all. 00:04:58.006 --> 00:05:01.124 You changed the whole thing 'cause of me. 00:05:01.176 --> 00:05:02.712 I saved the speech. 00:05:02.761 --> 00:05:05.048 I'm a hero. Mm. 00:05:05.096 --> 00:05:07.930 Did you get blackout while I was up there? 00:05:07.974 --> 00:05:10.182 Did you get blackout when you were up there? 00:05:10.227 --> 00:05:11.227 Fucking hell. 00:05:11.228 --> 00:05:13.311 Ben, that was so good. 00:05:13.355 --> 00:05:14.471 Oh, my God. Thanks, Kelly. 00:05:14.523 --> 00:05:16.560 - It was so sweet. - Really? It was? 00:05:16.608 --> 00:05:18.019 Okay. 00:05:27.744 --> 00:05:29.736 Whoo. Watch out. 00:05:31.790 --> 00:05:33.326 Alice. 00:05:33.375 --> 00:05:35.332 You're dancing all alone over here. 00:05:35.377 --> 00:05:38.461 That's the name of my new book. 00:05:38.505 --> 00:05:39.712 Hey. Hey. I know. 00:05:39.756 --> 00:05:41.463 I have been so completely wrapped up 00:05:41.508 --> 00:05:43.249 in all this wedding shit. 00:05:43.301 --> 00:05:44.737 I was meaning to call you. But I heard about you and Nate. 00:05:44.761 --> 00:05:46.548 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, fine. 00:05:46.596 --> 00:05:48.588 Let's not talk about it here. 00:05:48.640 --> 00:05:51.007 Oh, my God. Anne! My God! 00:05:51.059 --> 00:05:52.800 Congratulations! 00:05:52.853 --> 00:05:54.139 Ben King! 00:05:54.187 --> 00:05:55.553 Jess Ramsey. 00:05:55.605 --> 00:05:57.517 I have been trying to talk to you all night. 00:05:57.566 --> 00:05:58.852 Here's the thing. 00:05:58.900 --> 00:06:00.419 I'm the best man, so I'm a little busy. 00:06:00.443 --> 00:06:03.356 - I have a lot going on. - I noticed. I did. 00:06:03.405 --> 00:06:05.943 - And the speech was so good. - Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 00:06:05.991 --> 00:06:08.108 Yeah, thanks. Took us forever to write it. 00:06:08.159 --> 00:06:09.679 - Oh, you helped with the speech? - Yeah. 00:06:09.703 --> 00:06:11.410 - No. - Just the good parts, though. 00:06:11.454 --> 00:06:13.992 The pedophilia shit was all this guy. 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:16.874 Alice, I think there's another dance floor in the basement. 00:06:16.918 --> 00:06:18.284 What? 00:06:18.336 --> 00:06:19.730 There's another dance floor in the basement. 00:06:19.754 --> 00:06:21.165 You should go find it. 00:06:21.214 --> 00:06:23.331 You're a bad person. 00:06:25.093 --> 00:06:26.959 Is that your girlfriend? 00:06:27.012 --> 00:06:28.753 Her? N-No. No. That's just Alice. 00:06:28.805 --> 00:06:30.783 She's my friend from college. 00:06:30.807 --> 00:06:32.799 We're gonna slow things down here. 00:06:32.851 --> 00:06:34.683 Uh, shall we? 00:06:34.728 --> 00:06:36.560 Oh. Sure. 00:06:36.605 --> 00:06:39.188 I got to warn you, I got some pretty great moves. 00:06:40.817 --> 00:06:43.059 - How you been? - Good. I've been good. 00:06:43.111 --> 00:06:44.964 You know, it's wedding season, so I've been kind of... 00:06:44.988 --> 00:06:46.695 Depressed? Totally. 00:06:46.740 --> 00:06:48.356 I was gonna say busy. 00:06:48.408 --> 00:06:50.240 Yes. Busy. Busy is the word. 00:06:50.285 --> 00:06:51.821 - Yeah. - Ben! 00:06:51.870 --> 00:06:54.032 Ben! 00:06:54.080 --> 00:06:55.366 Oh. 00:06:55.415 --> 00:06:57.657 Looks like Alice found a new boyfriend. 00:06:57.709 --> 00:07:00.747 Ben, come touch this kid's arm. He's so soft. 00:07:00.795 --> 00:07:03.538 She's not usually like this. She's going through a breakup. 00:07:03.590 --> 00:07:06.503 Is she okay? I mean, should you go help her? 00:07:06.551 --> 00:07:08.463 Um, I-I think she's fine. 00:07:08.511 --> 00:07:10.127 Ben, come touch him! 00:07:10.180 --> 00:07:12.217 Oh, my God. It's gorgeous out here. 00:07:12.265 --> 00:07:14.177 - Yeah. - I thought the inside was great. 00:07:14.225 --> 00:07:16.137 Then I saw the outside and I'm like, 00:07:16.186 --> 00:07:17.768 "What have I been doing inside?" 00:07:17.812 --> 00:07:19.098 It's fantastic. 00:07:19.147 --> 00:07:21.514 Are you sure Alice is gonna be okay? 00:07:21.566 --> 00:07:23.933 Yeah, yeah. She got in the shuttle back to the hotel. 00:07:23.985 --> 00:07:26.944 As long as she can make her way to her room, she should be fine. 00:07:26.988 --> 00:07:28.945 I feel like that might be a challenge for her. 00:07:28.990 --> 00:07:31.903 Oh, it's definitely up for grabs. Yes. 00:07:31.952 --> 00:07:33.659 You totally could have stayed with her. 00:07:33.703 --> 00:07:35.490 I'm just gonna get a car and head home. 00:07:35.538 --> 00:07:38.121 No, no, no. I mean, I feel like I so rarely get to see you. 00:07:38.166 --> 00:07:39.828 This was so great to just catch up. 00:07:39.834 --> 00:07:41.325 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:07:41.378 --> 00:07:43.022 Alice and I, we're not even really that close. 00:07:43.046 --> 00:07:45.038 She just needs a shoulder to cry on right now. 00:07:45.090 --> 00:07:46.672 And you get to be the lucky shoulder. 00:07:46.716 --> 00:07:50.960 Yeah. I feel really, um, blessed and honored. 00:07:51.012 --> 00:07:53.504 That's one of the many gifts of being at the singles' table. 00:07:53.556 --> 00:07:56.515 You get all the singles that come with it. 00:07:56.559 --> 00:07:58.471 Yeah. It sounds like you need a new table. 00:07:58.520 --> 00:08:00.557 Well, you got to be in a relationship for that. 00:08:00.605 --> 00:08:02.016 That can't be a problem for you. 00:08:02.065 --> 00:08:04.352 You're cute and charming and funny. 00:08:04.401 --> 00:08:06.358 - Go on. - Oh, stop. 00:08:08.405 --> 00:08:10.112 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God. Oh, uh... 00:08:10.156 --> 00:08:11.613 I'm s... Was that... 00:08:11.658 --> 00:08:12.899 Did I... What just happened? 00:08:12.951 --> 00:08:14.220 Did I just do something horrible? 00:08:14.244 --> 00:08:16.110 It's okay. Just, um, I'm engaged. 00:08:16.162 --> 00:08:19.951 Jesus. I... Okay. Was that there the whole time? 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:21.457 - Yeah. - Okay. 00:08:21.501 --> 00:08:23.145 I guess I got to start looking out for those. 00:08:23.169 --> 00:08:24.660 Um, I'm so sorry. 00:08:24.713 --> 00:08:25.874 - I had no idea. - It's okay. 00:08:25.922 --> 00:08:27.504 Uh, I should get a car, though, 00:08:27.549 --> 00:08:29.711 'cause I have this crazy day tomorrow and I need to... 00:08:29.759 --> 00:08:31.921 Yeah. Yeah. For sure. 00:08:34.180 --> 00:08:35.796 It was so nice seeing you, though. 00:08:35.849 --> 00:08:38.387 Yeah! Yeah. This, um, this... this was great. 00:08:38.435 --> 00:08:39.435 - Yep. - Yeah. 00:08:39.477 --> 00:08:41.560 - Oh. - Okay. 00:08:41.604 --> 00:08:43.937 Well... 00:08:43.982 --> 00:08:46.395 - Yeah. Bye, Jess. See ya. - Bye, Ben. 00:08:52.157 --> 00:08:55.446 Oh, fuck, yeah. 00:08:59.330 --> 00:09:01.117 Oh, God. Oh. 00:09:01.166 --> 00:09:02.907 What are you doing? 00:09:02.959 --> 00:09:05.542 I'm catching up on old episodes of "Bones." 00:09:05.587 --> 00:09:08.295 - Oh, fuck! - How did you get in here? 00:09:08.339 --> 00:09:10.831 I stole one of your key cards this morning. 00:09:10.884 --> 00:09:13.297 Well, that's just a huge violation of privacy. 00:09:13.344 --> 00:09:14.755 I'm sorry! 00:09:14.804 --> 00:09:16.261 Yeah. 00:09:16.306 --> 00:09:18.548 How'd it go with blondie? 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:19.841 I ate shit. 00:09:19.893 --> 00:09:23.102 Went in for the kiss. Did not go well. 00:09:23.146 --> 00:09:26.389 Apparently, she's engaged, because of course she is. 00:09:26.441 --> 00:09:28.774 Though I feel a little led on 00:09:28.818 --> 00:09:31.982 'cause she touches me a lot for someone with a fiancé. 00:09:33.448 --> 00:09:35.440 Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. 00:09:35.492 --> 00:09:36.492 Hey. 00:09:37.869 --> 00:09:39.280 All right? 00:09:39.329 --> 00:09:40.536 What's wrong? 00:09:43.374 --> 00:09:44.535 Is this a Nate thing? 00:09:44.584 --> 00:09:46.826 No, it's not a Nate thing! God! 00:09:46.878 --> 00:09:48.665 Okay, okay. 00:09:48.713 --> 00:09:52.457 It's just why does everyone have to get married now? 00:09:52.509 --> 00:09:54.296 So it is a Nate thing. 00:09:54.344 --> 00:09:57.587 My little sister's getting married before me. 00:09:57.639 --> 00:09:59.722 And I have four more to do this year. 00:09:59.766 --> 00:10:00.973 Four! 00:10:01.017 --> 00:10:02.098 Yeah. 00:10:02.143 --> 00:10:03.884 I got you beat. 00:10:03.937 --> 00:10:05.553 Six. 00:10:06.940 --> 00:10:09.148 I feel like once everybody saw 30 on the horizon, 00:10:09.192 --> 00:10:11.058 they were like, "Hey, guys. 00:10:11.111 --> 00:10:14.354 Um, you know what? I would like to get engaged." 00:10:14.405 --> 00:10:16.613 - Hey, Ben? - Here. 00:10:16.658 --> 00:10:18.820 Will you come to Jason and Sarah's wedding with me 00:10:18.868 --> 00:10:20.279 next weekend? 00:10:20.328 --> 00:10:22.911 Alice, I'm not looking to go to more of these. 00:10:22.956 --> 00:10:24.993 I already told them I was bringing someone 00:10:25.041 --> 00:10:26.452 when Nate and I were still together, 00:10:26.501 --> 00:10:29.289 and I really don't want to go alone. 00:10:31.172 --> 00:10:33.880 There's gonna be a lot of cute girls there. 00:10:33.925 --> 00:10:35.132 You might meet someone, 00:10:35.176 --> 00:10:37.293 someone even better than Jen Rimbly. 00:10:37.345 --> 00:10:39.883 Jess Ramsey, but yeah, I hear you. 00:10:39.931 --> 00:10:41.547 Please. 00:10:41.599 --> 00:10:43.465 Please, Ben. 00:10:45.979 --> 00:10:48.062 I promise you're gonna meet someone, 00:10:48.106 --> 00:10:49.642 and if you don't, 00:10:49.691 --> 00:10:52.058 I will pay someone to take care of you. 00:10:52.110 --> 00:10:53.601 No. No deal. 00:10:53.653 --> 00:10:55.019 So we have a deal. 00:11:00.577 --> 00:11:02.034 Oh. 00:11:02.078 --> 00:11:04.240 Oh, shit. Um, okay. 00:11:04.289 --> 00:11:05.289 Here. Here. Here. 00:11:08.960 --> 00:11:10.371 Okay. Okay. 00:11:14.591 --> 00:11:16.207 You're okay. 00:11:50.043 --> 00:11:51.409 Hey. 00:11:51.461 --> 00:11:53.578 Alice. 00:11:53.630 --> 00:11:55.041 Aah! 00:11:55.089 --> 00:11:57.126 - You're home. - What the fuck? 00:11:58.384 --> 00:12:01.127 You're such an asshole. 00:12:01.179 --> 00:12:04.547 ♪ Every night I'm down ♪ 00:12:04.599 --> 00:12:07.012 - Bye. - ♪ Got my face on the floor ♪ 00:12:08.645 --> 00:12:11.558 ♪ Where there once was sound ♪ 00:12:11.606 --> 00:12:14.064 ♪ There isn't anymore ♪ 00:12:14.108 --> 00:12:18.352 ♪ Now you're falling through ♪ 00:12:18.404 --> 00:12:21.693 ♪ The leak in your pool ♪ 00:12:22.283 --> 00:12:25.902 ♪ I can see the stars ♪ 00:12:25.954 --> 00:12:28.037 ♪ Spinning over you ♪ 00:12:28.081 --> 00:12:30.118 ♪ And falling too ♪ 00:12:43.263 --> 00:12:45.050 Y'ello. What's up, T.J.? 00:12:45.098 --> 00:12:47.681 How are you, man? Um, listen. 00:12:47.725 --> 00:12:49.136 I was wondering. 00:12:49.185 --> 00:12:51.518 You and me tonight, going out like old times. 00:12:51.562 --> 00:12:53.178 What do you think? 00:12:53.231 --> 00:12:56.269 ♪ I was once a young man, but I'm not anymore ♪ 00:12:56.317 --> 00:12:58.058 Wait. Wait. What? 00:12:58.111 --> 00:12:59.443 That's crazy! 00:12:59.487 --> 00:13:02.355 Since when are you in a relationship, dude? 00:13:02.407 --> 00:13:04.239 With... With Dry Lips? 00:13:05.576 --> 00:13:07.033 No. You called her that, man. 00:13:07.078 --> 00:13:09.070 ♪ I can see the stars ♪ 00:13:09.122 --> 00:13:11.409 All right. Well, cool. Let's chill soon, huh? 00:13:12.458 --> 00:13:14.165 Later. 00:13:17.088 --> 00:13:19.330 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! 00:13:31.769 --> 00:13:34.682 Hey, Dad. Uh, are you free tomorrow? 00:13:34.731 --> 00:13:36.973 You want to meet up in the morning? 00:13:37.025 --> 00:13:39.688 Yeah, 7:00, uh, 7:00 works. 00:14:04.677 --> 00:14:06.418 Dad, you here? 00:14:07.930 --> 00:14:09.512 Stranger! Stranger! 00:14:09.557 --> 00:14:11.423 Hey. Hey, guys. 00:14:11.476 --> 00:14:12.745 - Stranger! Stranger! - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 00:14:12.769 --> 00:14:14.260 I'm not... I'm not a stranger. 00:14:14.312 --> 00:14:15.803 Boys, boys, boys, boys! 00:14:15.855 --> 00:14:17.266 - Hey. - Mom, a stranger. 00:14:17.315 --> 00:14:19.102 No, it's Ben. You know Ben. 00:14:19.150 --> 00:14:20.311 - Hi, Ben. - Hi, Gina. 00:14:20.360 --> 00:14:21.851 Come here, sweetie. Come on. 00:14:21.903 --> 00:14:23.986 Sorry. We had a little sleepover last night. 00:14:24.030 --> 00:14:25.896 Chuck! You know what? 00:14:25.948 --> 00:14:27.359 Your dad should be down in a minute. 00:14:27.408 --> 00:14:29.365 - He's a stranger. - He is not a stranger. 00:14:29.410 --> 00:14:31.447 Come on, boys. We're gonna get some naps today. 00:14:31.496 --> 00:14:32.953 Um, Ben, it was good to see you. 00:14:32.997 --> 00:14:34.683 - Good to see you, too, Gina. - Guys, come on. 00:14:34.707 --> 00:14:36.143 Let's not hit Mommy with the duck, okay? 00:14:36.167 --> 00:14:37.703 Dad? 00:14:37.752 --> 00:14:40.665 All right. Get ready for the magic. 00:14:45.802 --> 00:14:47.259 Am I on the green? 00:14:47.303 --> 00:14:48.136 No. 00:14:48.137 --> 00:14:49.594 Are you lying? 00:14:49.639 --> 00:14:51.722 Yeah, Dad, I'm lying. 00:14:52.850 --> 00:14:54.807 Oh, drat. 00:14:55.436 --> 00:14:56.847 Don't say "drat." You're not 100. 00:14:56.896 --> 00:14:59.559 I like "drat." It feels classic. 00:14:59.607 --> 00:15:01.098 Oh. 00:15:01.150 --> 00:15:02.561 - My God. - How's work? 00:15:02.610 --> 00:15:05.694 Yeah. It's, uh, it's fine. It's not great. 00:15:05.738 --> 00:15:07.716 Honestly, I'm thinking of moving on to something else, 00:15:07.740 --> 00:15:10.107 maybe getting into teaching, maybe writing. 00:15:10.159 --> 00:15:12.572 - Maybe astronaut? - Okay. 00:15:12.620 --> 00:15:14.556 I just don't think my heart's in this anymore, you know? 00:15:14.580 --> 00:15:16.913 I miss the days when we were just a scrappy start-up. 00:15:16.958 --> 00:15:18.540 It's a job. 00:15:18.584 --> 00:15:21.327 What is it with you young people having to love your work? 00:15:21.379 --> 00:15:23.871 I don't have to love my work. It's just... I don't know. 00:15:23.923 --> 00:15:26.336 It'd be great if I wasn't miserable while I was there. 00:15:26.384 --> 00:15:29.047 Sometimes I wonder how you got so picky. 00:15:29.095 --> 00:15:30.836 You spoiled me? 00:15:31.597 --> 00:15:34.010 So it seems like Gina's been staying over a lot lately. 00:15:34.058 --> 00:15:36.425 Yeah. That's getting pretty serious. 00:15:36.477 --> 00:15:37.888 Oh. 00:15:37.937 --> 00:15:40.475 - We are horrible today. - Yeah. 00:15:40.523 --> 00:15:42.560 What's uh, what's "pretty serious" mean? 00:15:42.608 --> 00:15:44.725 Well, I just proposed to her. 00:15:45.319 --> 00:15:46.776 What? 00:15:46.821 --> 00:15:48.424 Yeah. We're getting married end of October. 00:15:48.448 --> 00:15:50.064 Jesus Christ! 00:15:50.116 --> 00:15:51.823 When were you gonna tell me? 00:15:51.868 --> 00:15:53.404 Now. This is it... me telling you. 00:15:53.453 --> 00:15:55.194 Dad, Gina's like half your age. 00:15:55.246 --> 00:15:56.828 So? She makes me happy, Ben. 00:15:56.873 --> 00:15:58.535 Yeah. So did Mom once. 00:15:59.333 --> 00:16:02.667 Yeah, and we gave it our best shot for 16 years. 00:16:02.712 --> 00:16:05.455 Dad, I-I just feel like maybe marriage... 00:16:05.506 --> 00:16:07.042 isn't your thing, you know? 00:16:07.091 --> 00:16:09.834 I mean, you've already had two that have failed. 00:16:09.886 --> 00:16:11.843 I don't view either of them as failures. 00:16:11.888 --> 00:16:15.256 I'm just asking you... to pace yourself 00:16:15.308 --> 00:16:17.391 so you don't make the same mistakes you have before. 00:16:17.435 --> 00:16:20.394 Gina would like to get to know you over dinner this weekend. 00:16:20.438 --> 00:16:23.272 All of us. I'd like you to come by. 00:16:24.525 --> 00:16:26.016 You know what? I-I actually can't. 00:16:26.068 --> 00:16:28.355 I told a friend I'd go to a wedding with her. 00:16:28.404 --> 00:16:30.020 Maybe next weekend? 00:16:30.072 --> 00:16:31.904 Yeah. We'll see. 00:16:34.118 --> 00:16:36.485 I know. It's... I know. I got it. I got it. 00:16:36.537 --> 00:16:39.075 So Sarah may not know how to jet ski... 00:16:40.541 --> 00:16:43.875 ...but she's a pretty good little sister. 00:16:43.920 --> 00:16:47.084 Anyway, the question will always remain... 00:16:47.131 --> 00:16:48.542 Which came first, 00:16:48.591 --> 00:16:52.210 Jason's proposal... or Sarah's pregnancy? 00:16:52.261 --> 00:16:54.719 Real chicken-or-the-egg situation there. 00:16:56.933 --> 00:16:58.595 But we're all, uh, super excited 00:16:58.643 --> 00:17:00.259 to have a ba... new baby in the family. 00:17:00.311 --> 00:17:03.179 So... congrats, you guys. 00:17:07.276 --> 00:17:11.931 ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 00:17:12.031 --> 00:17:13.647 ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 00:17:13.699 --> 00:17:15.110 ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 00:17:15.159 --> 00:17:17.492 Nate took all the books when he moved out. 00:17:17.537 --> 00:17:19.073 Like what? Like I don't read? 00:17:19.121 --> 00:17:20.407 You don't read. 00:17:20.456 --> 00:17:21.947 It's like he doesn't think I'm smart, 00:17:21.999 --> 00:17:24.116 like he's the reader. 00:17:24.168 --> 00:17:25.830 Oh. And I didn't tell you. 00:17:25.878 --> 00:17:27.494 He's fucking somebody else. 00:17:27.547 --> 00:17:29.038 He is? 00:17:29.090 --> 00:17:31.833 He's fucking Shaina from accounting. 00:17:31.884 --> 00:17:34.422 God. How do you not just fire her? 00:17:34.470 --> 00:17:36.507 I should! I should fucking fire her. 00:17:36.556 --> 00:17:38.297 Do it. Put her on the streets! 00:17:40.017 --> 00:17:42.976 You promised me you'd introduce me to someone here, 00:17:43.020 --> 00:17:45.433 but I haven't had a single meet-cute. 00:17:45.481 --> 00:17:47.438 What is a meet-cute? 00:17:47.483 --> 00:17:49.145 It's like when two people meet each other 00:17:49.193 --> 00:17:50.900 and they instantly fall in love, 00:17:50.945 --> 00:17:54.063 like when you reach for the same cereal at the grocery store 00:17:54.115 --> 00:17:55.634 and it's adorable, and you're like, "Oh, my God. 00:17:55.658 --> 00:17:57.219 You like Lucky Charms, too? That's amazing. 00:17:57.243 --> 00:17:58.654 I'm Ben, by the way." 00:17:58.703 --> 00:18:00.444 - ♪ Goodbye ♪ - Wow. 00:18:00.496 --> 00:18:02.362 Okay. All right. 00:18:02.415 --> 00:18:03.906 How about that girl? 00:18:03.958 --> 00:18:06.245 She looks like she likes cereal. 00:18:06.294 --> 00:18:07.660 Uh, yeah. 00:18:07.712 --> 00:18:08.919 - Yeah? - Yeah, I'm down. 00:18:08.963 --> 00:18:10.170 All right. Good luck. 00:18:10.214 --> 00:18:12.171 Oh, my God. 00:18:12.216 --> 00:18:13.457 Sorry. 00:18:13.509 --> 00:18:15.091 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good. 00:18:15.136 --> 00:18:17.879 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's... That was my friend. 00:18:17.930 --> 00:18:19.262 She has a social disorder. 00:18:19.307 --> 00:18:22.266 I think I feel a connection happening! 00:18:22.310 --> 00:18:24.267 She's funny. 00:18:24.312 --> 00:18:26.304 No. No, no, no. She is not. 00:18:26.355 --> 00:18:28.062 - I'm Ben. - Hi. I'm Kara. 00:18:28.107 --> 00:18:31.976 Hi. Uh, how do you know Jason and Sarah? 00:18:33.696 --> 00:18:34.857 Yo. 00:18:34.905 --> 00:18:37.318 Hey. How'd it go? 00:18:37.366 --> 00:18:39.483 Got a number, baby. 00:18:39.535 --> 00:18:42.198 Yeah, baby. You're welcome. 00:18:42.246 --> 00:18:45.330 Totally microwaved that hot meet-cute. 00:18:45.374 --> 00:18:49.539 Yeah. I hate to say it, but thank you. 00:18:51.255 --> 00:18:54.874 You know... we could, actually, like, do this 00:18:54.925 --> 00:18:56.291 for all the weddings. 00:18:56.344 --> 00:18:57.460 Do what? 00:18:57.511 --> 00:19:01.095 I take you, you take me. Win-win. 00:19:01.807 --> 00:19:04.470 You're suggesting doubling down on weddings? 00:19:04.518 --> 00:19:06.100 - Like, on purpose? - No. 00:19:06.145 --> 00:19:07.511 I'm suggesting teaming up 00:19:07.563 --> 00:19:09.429 to take on the love marathon together... 00:19:09.482 --> 00:19:11.599 just like gang-bang it. 00:19:11.651 --> 00:19:13.392 That's 10 weddings between us. 00:19:13.444 --> 00:19:15.231 And I got some rough ones coming up. 00:19:15.279 --> 00:19:18.488 Come on. How else are you gonna find single girls like that? 00:19:18.532 --> 00:19:20.489 You know, I actually do just fine 00:19:20.534 --> 00:19:23.072 without you body-checking me into women. 00:19:23.120 --> 00:19:24.406 - Ben. - Yeah. 00:19:24.455 --> 00:19:26.788 Ben, this is actually a great idea. 00:19:26.832 --> 00:19:28.073 - Oh, is it? - Yeah. 00:19:28.125 --> 00:19:29.707 What just happened... 00:19:29.752 --> 00:19:31.709 that is proof that I can close for you, buddy. 00:19:31.754 --> 00:19:33.245 Oh, you're right here. 00:19:33.297 --> 00:19:35.254 - Yeah. - Okay. A little bit of space? 00:19:35.299 --> 00:19:37.382 I'm gonna tee it up for you with the ladies. 00:19:37.426 --> 00:19:39.042 I'll be your wingman. 00:19:39.095 --> 00:19:42.213 I'll set you up so you can do your thing, you know? 00:19:43.349 --> 00:19:45.011 What is happening here? 00:19:45.059 --> 00:19:48.427 This is you... getting pounded by a pussy. 00:19:48.479 --> 00:19:50.015 Jesus Christ. 00:19:50.606 --> 00:19:52.347 - You know, Alice... - What? 00:19:52.400 --> 00:19:54.107 ...as enticing as that sounds, 00:19:54.151 --> 00:19:56.505 I'm not really looking to go around just banging bridesmaids. 00:19:56.529 --> 00:19:58.236 I know. I'm not saying that. 00:19:58.280 --> 00:20:01.193 This is about exposure to relationship opportunities. 00:20:01.242 --> 00:20:02.699 Move. 00:20:02.743 --> 00:20:04.405 Your wingmen are gone. 00:20:04.453 --> 00:20:05.864 W-What are you gonna do? 00:20:05.913 --> 00:20:07.700 You gonna hit the club solo 00:20:07.748 --> 00:20:11.458 after pounding vodka Red Bulls in your apartment by yourself? 00:20:11.502 --> 00:20:14.370 Ooh. That is bleak, man. 00:20:14.422 --> 00:20:15.879 Why do you want this so much? 00:20:15.923 --> 00:20:18.256 'Cause... 00:20:18.300 --> 00:20:21.213 Ben, this is gonna be so much worse if we do it on our own. 00:20:21.262 --> 00:20:23.424 We'll be stuck at singles' tables 00:20:23.472 --> 00:20:28.809 and shelling out for hotel rooms to sleep in... alone. 00:20:30.187 --> 00:20:31.678 At least I'd have a bed to myself. 00:20:31.731 --> 00:20:33.814 - Oh, my God. Come on. - I'd rather not share. 00:20:33.858 --> 00:20:36.191 I share beds with my girlfriends all the time. 00:20:36.235 --> 00:20:38.818 Well, I'm not a girl, Alice. I'm a full-blown man. 00:20:40.656 --> 00:20:42.113 A full-blown... 00:20:42.158 --> 00:20:43.760 I'm not going to any more weddings with you. 00:20:43.784 --> 00:20:46.026 - No! - Go to bed. 00:20:47.329 --> 00:20:49.366 I'm not tired. 00:20:58.382 --> 00:21:01.170 What are you doing? You're on my side. 00:21:01.218 --> 00:21:02.709 - I just want to cuddle. - No. 00:21:02.762 --> 00:21:03.969 No cuddling. 00:21:04.013 --> 00:21:05.845 What? You don't like cuddling? 00:21:05.890 --> 00:21:07.131 I love cuddling. 00:21:07.183 --> 00:21:09.175 I just don't want to cuddle with you. 00:21:10.436 --> 00:21:13.019 No. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Line. 00:21:13.063 --> 00:21:14.554 Line of demarcation right here, 00:21:14.607 --> 00:21:16.223 right down the middle of the bed. 00:21:16.275 --> 00:21:18.517 You cross this line, you're entering foreign airspace 00:21:18.569 --> 00:21:19.880 and you'll be shot out of the sky. 00:21:19.904 --> 00:21:21.440 It's just cuddling. 00:21:21.489 --> 00:21:22.946 No. 00:21:22.990 --> 00:21:24.197 No way. No. 00:21:24.241 --> 00:21:25.948 - Not fair. - Not fair? 00:21:25.993 --> 00:21:27.721 If I get a boner, you'll think I think you're attractive, 00:21:27.745 --> 00:21:28.972 and you'll never let me live that down. 00:21:28.996 --> 00:21:30.578 Oh, my God. Okay. 00:21:30.623 --> 00:21:32.956 I promise I won't read any subtext into your boner. 00:21:33.000 --> 00:21:34.616 - You're gonna read the boner. - I'm not. 00:21:34.668 --> 00:21:36.284 Well, let's say I don't get a boner 00:21:36.337 --> 00:21:38.078 and you can't fall asleep 00:21:38.130 --> 00:21:39.941 because my flaccid penis is making you feel ugly. 00:21:39.965 --> 00:21:43.299 Jesus. Are you always this big of a spaz in bed? 00:21:43.344 --> 00:21:47.429 No. I just... I just don't want to cuddle with you, okay? 00:21:47.473 --> 00:21:49.556 Cuddling doesn't have to be sexual. 00:21:49.600 --> 00:21:51.432 It can be about feeling close to someone. 00:21:51.477 --> 00:21:54.811 I feel close enough to you over here. 00:21:59.068 --> 00:22:00.400 What if I'm big spoon? 00:22:00.444 --> 00:22:01.980 No. No. No. 00:22:02.029 --> 00:22:04.612 You're not cradling my body. That's horrifying. 00:22:06.534 --> 00:22:07.866 What about tickle scratching? 00:22:07.910 --> 00:22:10.243 What the fuck is tickle scratching? 00:22:10.287 --> 00:22:14.201 We, like... We scratch each other's backs in a gentle way, 00:22:14.250 --> 00:22:15.457 but it's not weird. 00:22:15.501 --> 00:22:16.742 It's like... 00:22:17.878 --> 00:22:18.878 What? 00:22:18.879 --> 00:22:21.337 Oh, God damn it. 00:22:30.933 --> 00:22:32.515 Alice. 00:22:32.560 --> 00:22:34.096 What? 00:22:34.144 --> 00:22:36.602 I'll do the wedding thing with you. 00:22:37.982 --> 00:22:39.518 Really? 00:22:40.234 --> 00:22:41.520 Yeah. 00:22:42.403 --> 00:22:43.814 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 00:22:43.863 --> 00:22:46.105 Oh. Okay. 00:22:47.324 --> 00:22:48.610 Ben? 00:22:48.659 --> 00:22:49.775 Yeah. 00:22:49.827 --> 00:22:52.069 - Can you feel my boner? - No. 00:22:52.121 --> 00:22:54.909 Um, Paul... 00:22:54.957 --> 00:22:56.914 Oh, God. Great times. 00:22:56.959 --> 00:23:00.123 Paul, remember the late-night taco trips in college? 00:23:00.170 --> 00:23:03.083 We used to... I don't know if you guys know. 00:23:03.132 --> 00:23:06.751 We used to go... We used to walk through the drive-through 00:23:06.802 --> 00:23:12.799 and, like, uh, and order... all of these tacos. 00:23:12.850 --> 00:23:15.934 Uh... you know? 00:23:15.978 --> 00:23:18.846 Uh... Sorry. 00:23:19.398 --> 00:23:21.856 I lost my place. 00:23:21.901 --> 00:23:24.814 Oh, one second. 00:23:37.917 --> 00:23:39.783 Ugh. 00:23:39.835 --> 00:23:41.201 What is that smell? 00:23:41.253 --> 00:23:43.085 I tried to warn you. 00:23:43.130 --> 00:23:45.247 And look at this. It's got two beds. 00:23:45.299 --> 00:23:47.461 My dear, look at this. 00:23:47.509 --> 00:23:51.469 Two whole beds for two human adults. 00:23:51.513 --> 00:23:55.632 Yeah. Yeah, this chateau is marvelous. 00:23:55.684 --> 00:23:57.471 - Benjy... - What is this voice? 00:23:57.519 --> 00:23:58.663 - What is it? - It's Australian. 00:23:58.687 --> 00:24:00.178 - Is it? - Yeah. 00:24:00.230 --> 00:24:04.520 Do you join me for some caviar on the veranda. 00:24:04.568 --> 00:24:05.809 Whatever. 00:24:05.861 --> 00:24:07.088 This place is fucking disgusting. 00:24:07.112 --> 00:24:08.506 I'm gonna change and go to the pool. 00:24:08.530 --> 00:24:10.192 Okay. 00:24:15.829 --> 00:24:16.945 Hey, man. 00:24:18.374 --> 00:24:19.581 Okay. 00:24:19.625 --> 00:24:21.207 Joshua. 00:24:21.251 --> 00:24:23.117 Joshua, will you not do that, please? 00:24:23.170 --> 00:24:25.332 You freak people out when you do that. 00:24:25.381 --> 00:24:27.261 That little fucker's gonna kill someone someday. 00:24:27.299 --> 00:24:28.665 I just know it. 00:24:28.717 --> 00:24:30.800 You know, the other day, he asked me for my teeth 00:24:30.844 --> 00:24:32.176 so that he could eat them. 00:24:35.349 --> 00:24:37.306 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh. 00:24:37.351 --> 00:24:38.967 No. It's fine. 00:24:39.019 --> 00:24:40.931 I do. I have a demon child. 00:24:42.398 --> 00:24:44.014 - I'm Ellie, by the way. - Hi. 00:24:44.066 --> 00:24:45.557 - This is, uh, Maggie. - Hey. 00:24:45.609 --> 00:24:46.816 I'm Alice. 00:24:46.860 --> 00:24:48.129 - You here for the wedding? - Yeah. 00:24:48.153 --> 00:24:49.381 You friends with Paul or Marissa? 00:24:49.405 --> 00:24:50.566 Uh, neither. 00:24:50.614 --> 00:24:53.823 I'm, uh, I'm that guy's plus one. 00:24:54.410 --> 00:24:56.026 - Oh. - Hm. 00:24:56.078 --> 00:24:58.240 - So you're one of those girls. - One of what? 00:24:58.288 --> 00:25:00.183 One of those Asian girls that only dates white guys. 00:25:00.207 --> 00:25:02.790 - Oh, my God. - No, I'm not. That's insane. 00:25:02.835 --> 00:25:04.872 I... My ex was Asian. 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:06.627 "Was"? Did he die? 00:25:06.672 --> 00:25:08.664 Yeah. I'd like to think that he did. 00:25:08.716 --> 00:25:10.878 Seems to me like you're due for a white guy. 00:25:10.926 --> 00:25:12.963 - Am I? - It's the Ping-Pong Effect. 00:25:13.012 --> 00:25:15.880 You always date the opposite of the person you just dated. 00:25:17.182 --> 00:25:19.139 Are Asians and whites opposite? 00:25:19.184 --> 00:25:20.662 Oh, my God. You'll have to excuse my sister. 00:25:20.686 --> 00:25:22.723 She has a tendency to be racist. 00:25:22.771 --> 00:25:25.058 I just want to know if she's smashing that hot guy 00:25:25.107 --> 00:25:26.107 in the pool. 00:25:26.108 --> 00:25:27.440 What, Ben? 00:25:27.484 --> 00:25:29.441 - God, no. - Why not? 00:25:29.486 --> 00:25:32.445 'Cause Ben doesn't date people. He dates ideas. 00:25:32.489 --> 00:25:35.607 And trust me, I'm not his type of idea. Blah. 00:25:35.659 --> 00:25:38.072 Well, what is his type of idea? 00:25:38.120 --> 00:25:39.361 Why? Are you interested? 00:25:39.413 --> 00:25:41.780 I haven't talked to him, but he's cute. 00:25:41.832 --> 00:25:43.664 Well, I can totally hook that shit up. 00:25:43.709 --> 00:25:46.417 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, for sure. 00:25:48.672 --> 00:25:52.256 It has not been an easy ride. 00:25:52.301 --> 00:25:53.883 And I know that. 00:25:53.927 --> 00:25:55.919 And I know what I've put you through. 00:25:56.513 --> 00:25:58.721 And I know how I can be. 00:25:58.766 --> 00:26:00.302 I can be tough. 00:26:01.226 --> 00:26:02.762 But you're always there... 00:26:02.811 --> 00:26:04.302 It's so fucking hot. 00:26:04.354 --> 00:26:06.846 ...always ready to catch me when I fall. 00:26:06.899 --> 00:26:09.391 Always my best friend. 00:26:09.443 --> 00:26:11.212 - I need to pee. - If we can just sit on the couch 00:26:11.236 --> 00:26:13.339 and eat Chinese food and watch "The Great British Bake Off" 00:26:13.363 --> 00:26:15.467 - for the rest of our lives... - I'm gonna make a run for it. 00:26:15.491 --> 00:26:17.608 No. Wait. Wait. Wait. I think we're nearing the end. 00:26:17.659 --> 00:26:19.742 ...because we're gonna raise beautiful babies! 00:26:19.787 --> 00:26:21.097 He's fucking talking about babies. 00:26:21.121 --> 00:26:22.487 I'm literally gonna piss myself. 00:26:22.539 --> 00:26:24.872 Can you tell your girlfriend to keep it down? 00:26:24.917 --> 00:26:27.034 I'm sorry, but she's literally gonna piss herself. 00:26:27.086 --> 00:26:28.327 And I'm not his girlfriend. 00:26:28.378 --> 00:26:30.370 That's disgusting and presumptuous. 00:26:30.422 --> 00:26:32.835 May the blessings of life and the joy of love 00:26:32.883 --> 00:26:34.590 be your constant companion. 00:26:34.635 --> 00:26:36.627 You may now seal your union with a kiss. 00:26:38.013 --> 00:26:39.345 Let's go. 00:26:39.389 --> 00:26:40.675 Yes! 00:26:40.724 --> 00:26:42.932 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 00:26:42.976 --> 00:26:45.263 Ah! Ben, this is Maggie. She's into you, okay? 00:26:45.312 --> 00:26:48.225 Have fun. Don't fuck it up. Excuse me. Excuse me. 00:26:48.273 --> 00:26:50.060 That was... unexpected. 00:26:50.109 --> 00:26:51.975 Yeah. She does that. 00:26:52.027 --> 00:26:54.189 Uh, do you want to get a beer? 00:26:54.780 --> 00:26:56.271 Yeah. I'd love to. 00:26:56.323 --> 00:26:57.905 Maybe just let them finish up first. 00:26:57.950 --> 00:26:59.612 Of course. Yeah. 00:26:59.660 --> 00:27:01.902 Great job, guys. 00:27:02.412 --> 00:27:04.654 All right. 00:27:04.706 --> 00:27:06.163 Everybody... Everybody, on your cups! 00:27:06.208 --> 00:27:07.494 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 00:27:08.085 --> 00:27:09.792 Ready! Go! 00:27:10.754 --> 00:27:12.871 ♪ There goes the day ♪ 00:27:12.923 --> 00:27:14.835 ♪ Oh, what a shame ♪ 00:27:14.883 --> 00:27:16.624 - ♪ It's okay ♪ - Don't look at me! 00:27:16.677 --> 00:27:18.418 ♪ It's all the same ♪ 00:27:18.470 --> 00:27:20.006 ♪ It's okay ♪ 00:27:20.055 --> 00:27:22.297 ♪ It's all right ♪ 00:27:22.349 --> 00:27:25.808 ♪ Because the day is just another night ♪ 00:27:25.853 --> 00:27:30.848 ♪ Oh, when you came back from the scene, it's true ♪ 00:27:30.899 --> 00:27:33.516 ♪ You brought a melody ♪ 00:27:33.569 --> 00:27:36.653 ♪ Oh, I know it's hard, but you stay with me ♪ 00:27:36.697 --> 00:27:40.066 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 00:27:40.159 --> 00:27:41.821 I'm just gonna say it. 00:27:41.869 --> 00:27:45.362 You look like someone who would do okay on "Survivor." 00:27:45.414 --> 00:27:46.450 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 00:27:46.498 --> 00:27:48.114 Like, you think I'd win? 00:27:48.167 --> 00:27:51.285 You're good-looking enough to get far 00:27:51.336 --> 00:27:53.578 but not good-looking enough to win. 00:27:53.630 --> 00:27:55.525 What does good-looking have to do with "Survivor"? 00:27:55.549 --> 00:27:57.461 You got to be built. 00:27:57.509 --> 00:28:00.092 You got to be fuckin'... 00:28:00.137 --> 00:28:01.218 and survive. 00:28:02.306 --> 00:28:04.548 The question was how are you so bad? 00:28:04.600 --> 00:28:06.466 - It was... Okay. - How are you so bad? 00:28:06.518 --> 00:28:08.350 I... Look. Okay. I'm bad at flip cup. 00:28:08.395 --> 00:28:10.182 I'm... I'm saying it. I'm admitting it. 00:28:10.230 --> 00:28:11.687 I'm bad at flip cup! 00:28:11.732 --> 00:28:13.532 - He's bad at flip cup. - I'm bad at flip cup. 00:28:15.110 --> 00:28:17.978 Uh, hey, truth or dare. 00:28:18.030 --> 00:28:19.646 Truth. 00:28:19.698 --> 00:28:23.567 Okay. I truth you to close your eyes. 00:28:43.472 --> 00:28:45.384 - This is bad. - Oh, really? 00:28:45.432 --> 00:28:48.345 The diner tilapia wasn't a winner? 00:28:48.393 --> 00:28:50.180 That's a shocker. 00:28:50.229 --> 00:28:51.811 How was Maggie? 00:28:51.855 --> 00:28:54.598 Um... she was good. 00:28:54.650 --> 00:28:57.267 Yeah, you know, she was... she was really... 00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:59.106 Yeah. She was cool. 00:29:00.030 --> 00:29:02.113 Wow. You must really like her. 00:29:02.157 --> 00:29:03.898 I don't... I don't know. I just, um... 00:29:03.951 --> 00:29:05.988 I don't think we have that long-term potential, 00:29:06.036 --> 00:29:07.572 but I had a fun time with her. 00:29:07.621 --> 00:29:09.203 You spent one night with her. 00:29:09.248 --> 00:29:11.351 How can you possibly know what kind of potential you have? 00:29:11.375 --> 00:29:14.038 Alice, when you've been single as long as I have, 00:29:14.086 --> 00:29:15.873 you know what you want. 00:29:15.921 --> 00:29:18.504 And when you know what you want, you can cut bait way quicker. 00:29:18.548 --> 00:29:20.164 Yeah, but you don't know what you want. 00:29:20.217 --> 00:29:22.004 You have the worst standards. 00:29:22.052 --> 00:29:23.918 I have realistic standards. 00:29:23.971 --> 00:29:25.633 I do. 00:29:25.681 --> 00:29:27.343 What about Jess Ramsey? 00:29:27.391 --> 00:29:29.053 I would date her, but she's engaged. 00:29:29.101 --> 00:29:30.745 Why do you always say her first and last name 00:29:30.769 --> 00:29:32.476 like some sort of serial killer? 00:29:32.521 --> 00:29:33.932 'Cause she's a firsty-lasty. 00:29:33.981 --> 00:29:35.643 It's the same thing with me. I'm Ben King. 00:29:35.691 --> 00:29:38.274 You're just jealous 'cause you're not a firsty-lasty... 00:29:38.318 --> 00:29:39.775 - Alice Mori. - All right. Fine. 00:29:39.820 --> 00:29:42.358 Let's pretend, for the sake of this argument, 00:29:42.406 --> 00:29:44.113 Jess Ramsey gets divorced tomorrow. 00:29:44.157 --> 00:29:46.444 She shows up on your doorstep, and she's like, 00:29:46.493 --> 00:29:51.409 "Oh, my God, Ben King! Let's be together! Unh!" 00:29:51.456 --> 00:29:53.368 That's not an impression of anything. 00:29:53.417 --> 00:29:54.999 You wouldn't last two weeks. 00:29:55.043 --> 00:29:56.750 You would find something wrong with her, 00:29:56.795 --> 00:29:58.787 - and then you would bail. - That is not true. 00:29:58.839 --> 00:30:00.922 - Yes, it is. It's so true! - You don't know that. 00:30:00.966 --> 00:30:04.084 I'm just trying to make sure the person I end up with is right. 00:30:04.136 --> 00:30:05.798 I'm trying to find, you know... 00:30:05.846 --> 00:30:07.115 - Do not say "the one." - ...the one. 00:30:07.139 --> 00:30:08.630 Oh, my God. 00:30:08.682 --> 00:30:12.096 You're just... so stupid. 00:30:12.144 --> 00:30:13.680 I don't think I am. 00:30:13.729 --> 00:30:16.642 Someone as grotesquely tall and gangly as you 00:30:16.690 --> 00:30:18.226 doesn't have the right to be picky. 00:30:18.275 --> 00:30:20.392 Wow. Thank you so much, Alice. 00:30:20.444 --> 00:30:22.731 And what about you? How was Trevor? 00:30:22.779 --> 00:30:25.487 Oh, yeah. Nothing happened. I just got his number. 00:30:25.532 --> 00:30:27.148 - Okay. - But I just... 00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:29.237 I got to do a little personal maintenance first. 00:30:29.286 --> 00:30:30.886 - Yeah. Sure. - You know what I'm saying? 00:30:30.912 --> 00:30:34.872 Got to run the raccoons... out of the trash cans. 00:30:34.916 --> 00:30:36.248 I know... Alice, I know. 00:30:36.293 --> 00:30:38.285 - I got to mow the back lawn. - I got it. 00:30:38.337 --> 00:30:40.078 I've got a hairy ass and vagina. 00:30:40.130 --> 00:30:41.962 I heard you. 00:30:42.007 --> 00:30:43.623 Alice, these are just excuses. 00:30:43.675 --> 00:30:45.337 - You know that. - They're not excuses. 00:30:45.385 --> 00:30:48.799 I'm not in the mood to go on dates right now. That's it. 00:30:48.847 --> 00:30:51.635 Are you gonna spend the rest of your life moping about Nate? 00:30:51.683 --> 00:30:54.300 I'm not moping about Nate. 00:30:54.353 --> 00:30:56.686 Fuck! What the... It's just I... 00:30:58.607 --> 00:31:00.724 It takes me a while to open up to people, 00:31:00.776 --> 00:31:03.268 and I just don't want to give anyone that time right now. 00:31:03.320 --> 00:31:05.061 Okay? 00:31:05.113 --> 00:31:07.947 How do you not think that you're moping about Nate? 00:31:07.991 --> 00:31:11.280 Every time I've seen you, you've just been like "Nate!" 00:31:11.787 --> 00:31:13.139 - "Nate!" - I hate when you do my voice. 00:31:13.163 --> 00:31:14.779 I literally hate it. 00:31:14.831 --> 00:31:16.726 - "Nate!" - Stop saying it so loud. 00:31:16.750 --> 00:31:18.561 Someone here can know who you're talking about. 00:31:18.585 --> 00:31:20.146 - Can you not say... - Does anyone here know Nate? 00:31:20.170 --> 00:31:21.957 Shut the fuck up. 00:31:47.948 --> 00:31:49.780 Do you happen to have a reservation? 00:31:49.825 --> 00:31:51.344 No, we don't, actually, because someone 00:31:51.368 --> 00:31:52.845 forgot to book the hotel room this weekend. 00:31:52.869 --> 00:31:54.235 I didn't forget. 00:31:54.287 --> 00:31:55.807 I was distracted when I made the reservation. 00:31:55.831 --> 00:31:56.831 Why were you distracted? 00:31:56.873 --> 00:31:59.707 Do you have any rooms available? 00:31:59.751 --> 00:32:01.743 Yes. 00:32:01.795 --> 00:32:03.752 Ah! See? It works out. It all works out. 00:32:03.797 --> 00:32:05.959 We've got one of our, uh, Brown Bear rooms... 00:32:06.007 --> 00:32:07.543 - Cool. - ...which have two twin beds, 00:32:07.592 --> 00:32:11.256 or the Grizzly Suite, which is completely orange 00:32:11.304 --> 00:32:13.967 and has a vibrating king-size bed. 00:32:15.934 --> 00:32:18.017 - I think Brown Bear. Yeah. - The Brown Bear Room... 00:32:18.061 --> 00:32:19.539 - ...sounds good. Yeah. - That's the... Yeah. 00:32:19.563 --> 00:32:23.477 Okay. That'll be $83.50 plus resort tax. 00:32:24.067 --> 00:32:26.400 Ooh. She's got it. 00:32:26.445 --> 00:32:27.652 - I got it. - Yeah. 00:32:27.696 --> 00:32:30.029 So what brings you guys out here? 00:32:30.073 --> 00:32:32.486 - We're just here for a wedding. - God, I love weddings. 00:32:32.534 --> 00:32:33.900 I'm trying to get married myself. 00:32:33.952 --> 00:32:35.113 - Oh. - Oh. 00:32:35.162 --> 00:32:36.653 Have you asked your girlfriend? 00:32:36.705 --> 00:32:38.867 I don't have a girlfriend. 00:32:38.915 --> 00:32:40.656 - Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah. - All right. 00:32:40.709 --> 00:32:42.075 - Yeah. - There you go. 00:32:42.127 --> 00:32:43.438 Just take a right, a left, a right, 00:32:43.462 --> 00:32:45.374 another right, you'll be right there. 00:32:45.422 --> 00:32:46.754 - Did you get that? - It says 304. 00:32:46.798 --> 00:32:47.914 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 00:32:47.966 --> 00:32:48.966 - Thank you. - Thanks, Steve. 00:32:48.967 --> 00:32:50.333 Have a great stay. 00:32:52.512 --> 00:32:54.449 I still can't believe you took the Communion. 00:32:54.473 --> 00:32:56.305 What? Why? I wanted the cracker. 00:32:56.349 --> 00:32:58.306 - Oh, my God. Look at this. - Mm. 00:32:58.351 --> 00:33:00.968 - Here we go. - Oh, baby. 00:33:01.021 --> 00:33:02.853 "Mm. Bully." 00:33:02.898 --> 00:33:05.515 "Yes, Johnson, I'm very happy we could sign this merger today." 00:33:05.567 --> 00:33:07.433 "Me too, Mr. Phillips. 00:33:07.486 --> 00:33:09.352 I'm very excited to commit fraud with you!" 00:33:09.404 --> 00:33:11.521 - Here we go. - Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 00:33:11.573 --> 00:33:13.906 "Hi. We are Umlaut. 00:33:13.950 --> 00:33:17.068 We are the new Swedish boy-band sensation." 00:33:17.120 --> 00:33:19.988 "Yes, our new hit single, 'My Stepdad's House, ' 00:33:20.040 --> 00:33:21.747 is climbing the charts." 00:33:21.791 --> 00:33:23.748 What is this? 00:33:23.793 --> 00:33:25.329 What is this? 00:33:25.378 --> 00:33:27.040 - Okay, guys. - What... 00:33:27.088 --> 00:33:28.374 Here we go. 00:33:28.423 --> 00:33:29.755 - Whoo! - What? 00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:31.277 I have no idea what's going on. 00:33:36.389 --> 00:33:38.096 All right. What have we got? 00:33:38.141 --> 00:33:40.884 I see cuties, cuties everywhere. 00:33:40.936 --> 00:33:42.302 Yeah. Let's see. 00:33:42.354 --> 00:33:43.354 Mm. 00:33:43.355 --> 00:33:45.472 Red dress with the boots. 00:33:45.524 --> 00:33:47.186 Mm, no. No, she looks mean. 00:33:47.234 --> 00:33:49.977 What? She just looks serious. That doesn't mean mean. 00:33:50.028 --> 00:33:52.486 It means mean. Um, let's see. 00:33:52.531 --> 00:33:56.320 Okay. What about, um, green with the glasses? 00:33:56.368 --> 00:33:58.360 - Where? Rotate. - Okay. 00:34:00.622 --> 00:34:01.829 Her? 00:34:01.873 --> 00:34:04.707 Geez. God, you like them fresh and young. 00:34:04.751 --> 00:34:06.617 What... She's normal age. 00:34:06.670 --> 00:34:08.912 Ben, I can hear the sirens coming for you. 00:34:08.964 --> 00:34:10.751 Fuck off. Mnh-mnh. 00:34:10.799 --> 00:34:12.381 Okay. All right. Let's see. 00:34:12.425 --> 00:34:14.542 Um... okay. 00:34:14.594 --> 00:34:16.130 Bridesmaid with the braid. 00:34:16.179 --> 00:34:17.636 You're gonna have to spin me out. 00:34:17.681 --> 00:34:19.343 - Okay. - Ready? One, two, three. 00:34:21.893 --> 00:34:23.805 - Yeah. Yeah, she'll do. - Cool. 00:34:23.853 --> 00:34:26.436 I'm gonna spill a drink on her when the song ends, 00:34:26.481 --> 00:34:27.722 and you're gonna go up to her 00:34:27.774 --> 00:34:29.252 with some napkins and a good opening line. 00:34:29.276 --> 00:34:31.108 Can you maybe not assault this one? 00:34:31.152 --> 00:34:32.688 It's not assault. I just... 00:34:32.737 --> 00:34:35.354 I have a very physical style of breaking the ice. 00:34:35.407 --> 00:34:37.740 That's one of the definitions of assault. 00:34:37.784 --> 00:34:40.071 Whatever. It's been working, has it not? 00:34:40.120 --> 00:34:41.577 Yeah. 00:34:41.621 --> 00:34:43.453 Yeah. Yeah, it has. 00:34:43.498 --> 00:34:45.330 - Somehow it has. - Thank you. 00:34:45.375 --> 00:34:48.914 Oh, this is hot. 00:34:48.962 --> 00:34:50.874 Oh, you guys better stop, drop, and roll. 00:34:50.922 --> 00:34:53.164 Oh, oh, oh! 00:34:53.216 --> 00:34:56.334 Too hot. Too hot. 00:34:56.386 --> 00:34:57.968 Oh. 00:34:58.013 --> 00:34:59.879 Please stop. 00:35:00.682 --> 00:35:03.299 Uh, this has been kind of a tough year for me. 00:35:03.351 --> 00:35:06.685 Um, you guys know that. But, um, this is not about me. 00:35:06.730 --> 00:35:09.518 Today's about Barb and Kyle. 00:35:09.566 --> 00:35:12.183 I'm so proud of you guys. I love you. 00:35:13.236 --> 00:35:14.852 ♪ When I'm alone ♪ 00:35:14.904 --> 00:35:19.274 ♪ I find it hard to breathe ♪ 00:35:19.326 --> 00:35:25.118 ♪ She walked out and she took half of me ♪ 00:35:39.554 --> 00:35:41.216 What a ceremony, huh? 00:35:41.264 --> 00:35:42.926 - Mm. - Loved the vows. 00:35:42.974 --> 00:35:44.966 Cried. Cried like a baby. 00:35:45.018 --> 00:35:46.099 Anybody else cry? 00:35:47.228 --> 00:35:48.764 Yeah. I cried. 00:35:48.813 --> 00:35:52.227 but I cry every day, so it doesn't mean anything. 00:35:52.275 --> 00:35:54.608 Crying can be very therapeutic. 00:35:54.653 --> 00:35:56.394 Not the way I do it. 00:35:57.781 --> 00:35:59.488 So you two met in college? 00:35:59.532 --> 00:36:00.773 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:36:00.825 --> 00:36:02.691 Ben, you know, he basically used me 00:36:02.744 --> 00:36:04.736 to get close to my roommate so they could date. 00:36:04.788 --> 00:36:06.700 - This is not true. - Uh-oh. Intrigue. 00:36:06.748 --> 00:36:08.114 It's a little true. 00:36:08.166 --> 00:36:09.806 - Go on. Go. - I'm just kidding. 00:36:09.834 --> 00:36:11.450 It's fine. It's fine. No. 00:36:11.503 --> 00:36:13.165 They only dated for a couple of months. 00:36:13.213 --> 00:36:16.251 But our friendship, that lasts a lifetime. 00:36:16.299 --> 00:36:18.461 - Aw. - Aw. 00:36:18.510 --> 00:36:20.718 - She should come to the wedding. - Of course. 00:36:20.762 --> 00:36:23.721 Alice, you should come to our wedding. 00:36:23.765 --> 00:36:25.176 Oh. 00:36:25.225 --> 00:36:28.059 Uh, I didn't know you guys... When is it? 00:36:28.103 --> 00:36:29.219 October 21st. 00:36:29.270 --> 00:36:31.011 - It's on a Sunday. - Cool. 00:36:31.064 --> 00:36:32.333 You're getting an invite, young lady, 00:36:32.357 --> 00:36:34.064 and that's the end of it. 00:36:34.109 --> 00:36:35.850 Okay. Great. 00:36:35.902 --> 00:36:38.485 Um, you know what? I'm gonna grab a drink. 00:36:38.530 --> 00:36:40.396 - Do you guys want anything? - Mnh-mnh. 00:36:40.448 --> 00:36:42.189 Shots? Shots? Shots all around? 00:36:42.242 --> 00:36:43.403 Shots for Gina? 00:36:43.451 --> 00:36:45.317 - No. - I'm fine with my wine. 00:36:45.370 --> 00:36:46.781 - Okay. - Thanks! 00:36:48.248 --> 00:36:49.705 She's adorable. 00:36:49.749 --> 00:36:51.957 Ben, I see a lot of potential there. 00:36:52.001 --> 00:36:53.788 No. It's not... It's not like that. 00:36:53.837 --> 00:36:55.829 We're just... We're just friends. 00:36:56.965 --> 00:36:58.081 Ben. 00:36:58.133 --> 00:36:59.590 Oh, you're coming over. Awesome. 00:36:59.634 --> 00:37:02.251 Sorry we got off on such a bad foot last month. 00:37:02.929 --> 00:37:06.513 Yeah. Um... can we not talk about this here? 00:37:06.558 --> 00:37:08.174 Well, you won't return my texts. 00:37:08.226 --> 00:37:09.787 You only text me at like 5:00 in the morning. 00:37:09.811 --> 00:37:11.677 - I'm an early riser. - Okay. 00:37:11.730 --> 00:37:15.394 Ben... I want you to be my best man. 00:37:17.944 --> 00:37:19.435 - Dad. - No. 00:37:19.487 --> 00:37:22.355 Buddy, there's nobody else I would want to do this. 00:37:22.407 --> 00:37:24.148 - What about Hanon? - What about him? 00:37:24.200 --> 00:37:25.862 Make your best friend your best man. 00:37:25.910 --> 00:37:27.697 Hanon? That's ridiculous. 00:37:27.746 --> 00:37:30.204 He was Joe's best man, and his entire speech was about 00:37:30.248 --> 00:37:32.865 how there wasn't enough cheese at the wedding. 00:37:32.917 --> 00:37:36.410 Ben... you're my son. 00:37:39.549 --> 00:37:41.791 Uh, I'll... I'll think about it. 00:37:47.974 --> 00:37:49.010 What can I get you? 00:37:49.058 --> 00:37:51.141 Can I get a tequila straight up? 00:37:51.186 --> 00:37:53.519 Fill it up like a gas tank. 00:37:53.563 --> 00:37:55.429 - That's a first. - Yeah. 00:37:57.150 --> 00:37:58.891 Oh, my God. Alice. 00:37:58.943 --> 00:38:01.185 - Oh, my God. Hi, Jenna! - Hi! 00:38:01.237 --> 00:38:02.728 - Hey. - How are you? 00:38:02.781 --> 00:38:04.818 - Good. How are you? - So good. 00:38:04.866 --> 00:38:06.607 I had no idea that you were gonna be here. 00:38:06.659 --> 00:38:09.493 Yeah. I didn't know you were gonna be here. 00:38:09.537 --> 00:38:12.029 Yeah. This is Alice. This is Nate Lam's girlfriend. 00:38:12.081 --> 00:38:14.164 - Oh. - Oh, my God. I love Nate. 00:38:14.209 --> 00:38:16.166 We, uh, we interned at Merrill together. 00:38:16.211 --> 00:38:17.577 How is that stupid bastard? 00:38:17.629 --> 00:38:19.541 Um, he's g... You know, I don't know. 00:38:19.589 --> 00:38:20.625 We... We broke up. 00:38:20.673 --> 00:38:21.834 - No. - Yeah. 00:38:21.883 --> 00:38:23.169 Shit. 00:38:23.218 --> 00:38:24.800 - No. - Yeah. 00:38:24.844 --> 00:38:26.585 - Are you kidding? - No. 00:38:26.638 --> 00:38:29.255 What happened? I loved you guys together. 00:38:29.307 --> 00:38:31.970 You guys were like yin and yang. 00:38:32.018 --> 00:38:33.759 - I loved them together. - Yeah. 00:38:33.812 --> 00:38:36.145 Yeah. I bet I-I would have. 00:38:36.189 --> 00:38:37.896 Alice? 00:38:37.941 --> 00:38:40.684 Okay. What the fuck was that? 00:39:01.297 --> 00:39:02.663 Wait, wait. 00:39:02.715 --> 00:39:05.298 That shadow looks just like Jay Leno's face. 00:39:05.343 --> 00:39:07.154 You're absolutely right. 00:39:07.178 --> 00:39:09.340 That's his nose. That's his chin. 00:39:09.389 --> 00:39:11.381 - His nose and his chin. - And the chin. 00:39:11.432 --> 00:39:12.968 Benjamin! 00:39:13.017 --> 00:39:14.633 - Uncle Davis. - Ben! 00:39:14.686 --> 00:39:16.268 - Hi. Hey, guys. - Come on, Ben. 00:39:16.312 --> 00:39:18.144 Get in on this doobie, buddy. 00:39:18.189 --> 00:39:21.102 Yeah, Ben. Get in on this doobie. 00:39:21.150 --> 00:39:23.984 Uh, no, thanks. I'm all good on doobies for the night. 00:39:24.028 --> 00:39:26.395 Where's your dad? He used to love this stuff. 00:39:26.447 --> 00:39:28.154 - He's inside. - Ah. 00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:31.033 Here you go, Jimmy. Your turn. 00:39:32.829 --> 00:39:34.536 Oh, okay. All right, guys. 00:39:34.581 --> 00:39:35.947 I'm gonna... I have to take off. 00:39:35.999 --> 00:39:37.615 - Oh. - I know! 00:39:37.667 --> 00:39:39.329 It's a tragedy. I know. 00:39:39.377 --> 00:39:45.339 Oh! Ben's got to run off with his little girlfriend. 00:39:45.383 --> 00:39:47.170 - All right. - You guys got to... 00:39:47.218 --> 00:39:49.050 You got to take it down a notch, Uncle Davis. 00:39:49.095 --> 00:39:50.677 You having fun, huh? 00:39:52.181 --> 00:39:53.717 Everything okay? 00:39:53.766 --> 00:39:57.009 Yeah. Yeah. Um, can we go get fucked up? 00:39:57.061 --> 00:39:58.893 Oh, Ben, I want you to know something. 00:39:58.938 --> 00:40:00.850 I'm never gonna say no to that. 00:40:00.899 --> 00:40:03.812 Come on. Let's go find some people our own age. 00:40:03.860 --> 00:40:05.192 Whoo! 00:40:19.959 --> 00:40:22.576 ♪ In no solid state ♪ 00:40:23.880 --> 00:40:26.372 ♪ You know we can't cop to ♪ 00:40:26.424 --> 00:40:31.965 ♪ The frequency of your inner debate ♪ 00:40:33.306 --> 00:40:36.299 ♪ You're all out of tune ♪ 00:40:46.694 --> 00:40:48.651 Aah! 00:40:48.696 --> 00:40:50.312 What was that? 00:40:50.365 --> 00:40:53.199 - That was 12 seconds. - What? That was five minutes. 00:40:53.242 --> 00:40:55.137 You think you can hold your breath for five minutes? 00:40:55.161 --> 00:40:56.823 I know I can. 00:40:56.871 --> 00:41:01.582 I feel like you vastly overestimate your abilities. 00:41:01.626 --> 00:41:05.370 I think I perfectly estimate my everything, Ben. 00:41:05.421 --> 00:41:07.663 Okay. Fine. 00:41:07.715 --> 00:41:09.206 Can I ask you something? 00:41:09.258 --> 00:41:10.715 Yeah. 00:41:10.760 --> 00:41:12.922 Why didn't you tell me your dad got engaged? 00:41:14.555 --> 00:41:17.093 I don't know. I don't know. 00:41:17.141 --> 00:41:18.781 I really didn't want to tell you something 00:41:18.810 --> 00:41:21.598 that I don't really want to think about. 00:41:21.646 --> 00:41:23.228 Okay. 00:41:23.272 --> 00:41:26.436 He, uh, he asked me to be his best man tonight. 00:41:26.484 --> 00:41:28.020 Oh. 00:41:28.069 --> 00:41:30.026 Yeah. 00:41:30.822 --> 00:41:32.404 What'd you tell him? 00:41:32.448 --> 00:41:34.485 I just kind of ran off. 00:41:34.534 --> 00:41:36.116 Classic Ben move. 00:41:36.160 --> 00:41:38.117 I don't know. I panicked. I don't know. 00:41:38.162 --> 00:41:39.619 What am I supposed to do, you know? 00:41:39.664 --> 00:41:41.621 Like, plan his bachelor party? 00:41:41.666 --> 00:41:43.453 Hire him a stripper? 00:41:43.501 --> 00:41:45.208 - That's insane. - It is insane. 00:41:45.253 --> 00:41:47.245 - Yeah. - No, I get it. 00:41:47.296 --> 00:41:48.628 I was bugged out at first 00:41:48.673 --> 00:41:50.460 when Lily asked me to be her maid of honor. 00:41:50.508 --> 00:41:52.090 Yeah, but that's your sister. 00:41:52.135 --> 00:41:55.173 It's perfectly normal for you to be her maid of honor. 00:41:55.221 --> 00:41:57.429 - Yeah. - It's just... 00:41:57.473 --> 00:42:01.308 I feel like he's trying to start over with this new family 00:42:01.352 --> 00:42:03.218 'cause he fucked ours up. 00:42:05.481 --> 00:42:06.847 Well, at least he's happy. 00:42:06.899 --> 00:42:09.687 Yeah. For now. 00:42:12.655 --> 00:42:15.318 Ben, my parents don't like each other. 00:42:16.409 --> 00:42:21.200 I mean, my mom, she's just... she's always yelling at my dad. 00:42:21.247 --> 00:42:23.785 And he's kind of checked out, you know? 00:42:23.833 --> 00:42:25.540 He just takes it. 00:42:25.585 --> 00:42:28.373 They didn't want my sister and I to have to go through a divorce, 00:42:28.421 --> 00:42:30.413 so they just stuck it out. 00:42:30.465 --> 00:42:34.505 And it's just... It's made them so sad. 00:42:36.345 --> 00:42:39.929 I think about the two of them sometimes in that house, 00:42:39.974 --> 00:42:44.139 just having dinner in silence, white-knuckling it. 00:42:49.984 --> 00:42:52.351 I'm sure it broke your heart when your parents split up, 00:42:52.403 --> 00:42:54.986 but at least they're not miserable. 00:42:55.031 --> 00:42:57.990 I can guarantee you would like that a lot less. 00:43:01.329 --> 00:43:03.241 - Hey. - Hmm? 00:43:03.915 --> 00:43:05.156 Come here. 00:43:05.208 --> 00:43:07.450 Come here. 00:43:13.424 --> 00:43:15.416 - Hey, Ben? - Yeah. 00:43:15.468 --> 00:43:18.211 I'm totally reading your boner right now. 00:43:18.262 --> 00:43:21.175 - God damn... No. - Relax. 00:43:28.314 --> 00:43:30.055 Where... Where'd everybody go? 00:43:30.108 --> 00:43:32.350 I don't... I don't know. 00:43:33.861 --> 00:43:35.853 - Shit. - Should we... 00:43:35.905 --> 00:43:38.192 - We should get out, right? - Yeah. 00:43:39.325 --> 00:43:40.861 Yeah. Let's go. 00:43:40.910 --> 00:43:43.197 Fuck. It's cold. 00:43:45.248 --> 00:43:46.534 Are they out here? 00:43:46.582 --> 00:43:48.198 No. We must have missed the shuttle. 00:43:48.251 --> 00:43:49.833 Oh, shit. 00:43:49.877 --> 00:43:51.118 Let's call a car. 00:43:51.170 --> 00:43:52.832 My phone's dead. 00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:53.880 Mine too. 00:43:53.881 --> 00:43:55.713 Oh, fuck. 00:43:55.758 --> 00:43:56.999 Where's our hotel? 00:43:57.051 --> 00:44:00.340 Uh, it's about 10,000 miles that way. 00:44:00.388 --> 00:44:02.095 Only 10,000 miles? 00:44:02.140 --> 00:44:03.847 We're gonna die out here. 00:44:03.891 --> 00:44:06.178 Let's just walk. Come on. 00:44:07.228 --> 00:44:09.595 Come on, grumps. Let's do it. 00:44:09.647 --> 00:44:11.639 Forward ho! 00:44:11.691 --> 00:44:12.977 Are you serious? 00:44:13.025 --> 00:44:14.812 I'm not saying I always do it. 00:44:14.861 --> 00:44:16.227 That is so gross. 00:44:16.279 --> 00:44:18.646 Ben, don't pretend like you don't let 00:44:18.698 --> 00:44:20.690 a little dribble come out of that 'nanner 00:44:20.741 --> 00:44:22.277 when you're in the shower. 00:44:22.326 --> 00:44:23.988 I don't let a little dribble 00:44:24.036 --> 00:44:26.494 come out the 'nanner when I'm showering... 00:44:26.539 --> 00:44:30.374 If you pee in a shower, it, by definition, becomes a toilet. 00:44:30.418 --> 00:44:32.535 Oh, look at these. 00:44:32.587 --> 00:44:34.078 So pretty. 00:44:34.130 --> 00:44:36.372 I never understood flowers. 00:44:36.424 --> 00:44:39.167 I'm sorry. You don't understand them? 00:44:39.218 --> 00:44:41.084 They just... They don't make sense to me 00:44:41.137 --> 00:44:42.753 as, like, a symbol of love, you know? 00:44:42.805 --> 00:44:43.805 Why not? 00:44:43.806 --> 00:44:45.138 Because as soon as you get them, 00:44:45.183 --> 00:44:47.140 they're on this withering, downward spiral. 00:44:47.185 --> 00:44:49.051 It's not about how long they last. 00:44:49.103 --> 00:44:52.096 It's about how it feels to get a big fuckin' sack of tulips. 00:44:52.148 --> 00:44:53.559 Yeah. Gifts shouldn't die on you. 00:44:53.608 --> 00:44:55.895 - That's all I'm saying. - Okay. Wh... 00:44:55.943 --> 00:44:58.026 You said you knew where our hotel was. 00:44:58.070 --> 00:44:59.436 And I do. 00:44:59.488 --> 00:45:01.650 - Where are we? - Um... 00:45:01.699 --> 00:45:03.156 You don't know where we're going. 00:45:03.201 --> 00:45:05.067 Let's... Let's go this way. 00:45:08.581 --> 00:45:10.618 Oh, we're so lost. 00:45:10.666 --> 00:45:12.578 I think we might need to start hitchhiking. 00:45:12.627 --> 00:45:14.243 My feet hurt. 00:45:14.295 --> 00:45:16.582 I'm carrying you. 00:45:18.633 --> 00:45:20.716 I can see the whole world from up here. 00:45:20.760 --> 00:45:22.296 - Wait. Hold on. - Oy. 00:45:22.345 --> 00:45:24.587 Look. Look. 00:45:27.350 --> 00:45:29.342 Spooky. 00:45:29.393 --> 00:45:30.850 - Wait. Wait. - What? 00:45:30.895 --> 00:45:32.852 I can hear the highway over there. Let's go. 00:45:32.897 --> 00:45:34.684 - Oh. Hold on. - What? 00:45:34.732 --> 00:45:36.919 You got to hold your breath when you go through a cemetery. 00:45:36.943 --> 00:45:38.559 Oh, yeah, yeah. Right. 'Cause we're 6. 00:45:38.611 --> 00:45:40.273 No. Ben. I'm not fucking around here. 00:45:40.321 --> 00:45:42.187 I'm serious. 00:45:42.240 --> 00:45:43.606 Oh, my God. 00:45:43.658 --> 00:45:44.819 What? 00:45:44.867 --> 00:45:46.733 You actually believe in ghosts. 00:45:46.786 --> 00:45:47.902 No. 00:46:02.009 --> 00:46:03.295 Ah. 00:46:03.844 --> 00:46:05.927 - Aah! Fuck. - Oh, shit. Shit. 00:46:05.972 --> 00:46:07.838 You okay? 00:46:07.890 --> 00:46:09.677 Oh, my God. You really ate shit. 00:46:09.725 --> 00:46:10.932 - You all right? - Yeah. 00:46:10.977 --> 00:46:12.809 - You good? - Aah. 00:46:12.853 --> 00:46:14.219 Look at that. 00:46:14.272 --> 00:46:17.060 Oh, you are bleeding. You are bleeding. 00:46:17.108 --> 00:46:19.646 You are not gonna make it. Hold on, hold, on, hold on. 00:46:19.694 --> 00:46:21.004 - No, it's fine. I'm fine. - I got it. 00:46:21.028 --> 00:46:22.547 - Let me just get the scrape. - Ow. Ow. 00:46:22.571 --> 00:46:25.029 It stings. 00:46:52.643 --> 00:46:53.884 Ow. Okay. Hold on. 00:46:53.936 --> 00:46:55.289 - Ah. Sorry. - You're good. Yeah. 00:46:55.313 --> 00:46:56.849 - Here. Take it. - What? 00:46:56.897 --> 00:46:59.355 - Underwear. - Oh. Okay. Yeah. 00:47:00.526 --> 00:47:02.267 Oh. Oh, don't... 00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:04.357 What are you doing? 00:47:04.405 --> 00:47:05.896 Fuck. 00:47:05.948 --> 00:47:07.905 - Okay. Okay, okay. I got it. - Okay. 00:47:07.950 --> 00:47:09.236 - Mm. - Mm. 00:47:09.285 --> 00:47:10.696 - I want to be on top. - Okay. 00:47:10.745 --> 00:47:12.657 Ow. Okay. You good? 00:47:12.705 --> 00:47:13.946 - Yeah. - Hold on. Hold on. 00:47:13.998 --> 00:47:15.739 - Okay. All right. You ready? - Yeah. 00:47:17.877 --> 00:47:19.084 Oh. 00:47:25.926 --> 00:47:27.963 Ow! My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. Ow. 00:47:31.390 --> 00:47:33.256 Cooter's out. 00:47:36.604 --> 00:47:37.936 Uh, what? 00:47:37.980 --> 00:47:39.687 Cooter's out. 00:47:39.732 --> 00:47:40.939 What are you talking about? 00:47:40.983 --> 00:47:42.019 Cooter. 00:47:42.068 --> 00:47:44.060 Oh, fucking hell! God! 00:47:44.111 --> 00:47:46.068 - It's out. - Huh. 00:47:46.113 --> 00:47:48.070 - Sorry. - Thank you. 00:47:48.115 --> 00:47:49.902 Uh-huh. 00:47:49.950 --> 00:47:52.158 - He was talking about my vagina. - Yeah. 00:47:52.203 --> 00:47:54.203 Yeah, I put that together after the third "cooter." 00:47:54.246 --> 00:47:55.407 Jesus. 00:48:27.822 --> 00:48:30.986 Oh. Thank you. 00:48:33.035 --> 00:48:34.822 Um... 00:48:34.870 --> 00:48:36.156 You good? 00:48:36.205 --> 00:48:38.572 Yeah. You? 00:48:38.624 --> 00:48:39.910 Yeah. You? 00:48:40.626 --> 00:48:41.958 You just asked me that. 00:48:42.002 --> 00:48:43.288 Yeah. You? 00:48:46.549 --> 00:48:47.756 Okay. 00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:50.292 Well, I'll see you at the next one. 00:48:50.344 --> 00:48:52.176 Hey, so, about last night. 00:48:52.221 --> 00:48:54.463 No. No. 00:48:54.515 --> 00:48:56.598 We don't need to talk about it. Let's just... 00:48:56.642 --> 00:48:59.259 Let's just chalk it up as a whoopsie-daisy. 00:48:59.937 --> 00:49:01.348 Wow. 00:49:01.397 --> 00:49:02.729 Okay. 00:49:03.441 --> 00:49:05.353 - All right. - All right. 00:49:07.570 --> 00:49:10.358 It was, uh, cool... cool sex. 00:49:10.406 --> 00:49:13.274 You got... Sorry. All right. Bring it in. 00:49:14.452 --> 00:49:15.738 That was weird. 00:49:15.786 --> 00:49:17.994 - You made it weird. - No. You did. 00:49:27.006 --> 00:49:32.377 For those of you who aren't sure if you've ever seen true love, 00:49:32.428 --> 00:49:36.547 take a good look at Dave and Julia. 00:49:37.600 --> 00:49:39.216 Congratulations, you guys. 00:49:51.322 --> 00:49:53.258 - Hey. What's up? - Uh, I was just calling 00:49:53.282 --> 00:49:55.945 'cause I forgot when your flight was getting in. 00:49:55.993 --> 00:49:58.656 Uh, like 3:00. 00:49:58.704 --> 00:50:00.320 Cool. Thursday? 00:50:00.372 --> 00:50:02.204 - Friday. - Right. 00:50:03.042 --> 00:50:04.978 - I'll see you there. - Have a good one. 00:50:05.002 --> 00:50:07.961 You know what? Actua... Okay, you're gone. 00:50:28.776 --> 00:50:30.642 Ben?! 00:50:30.694 --> 00:50:32.105 Ben King?! 00:50:32.154 --> 00:50:33.645 Oh, my God! 00:50:33.697 --> 00:50:35.279 Alice? Alice Mori? 00:50:35.324 --> 00:50:37.816 - Ha! God, this is crazy! - Is that you? 00:50:37.868 --> 00:50:39.780 - How long has it been? - It has been forever. 00:50:39.828 --> 00:50:42.036 Oh, my God. I love what you've done with your hair. 00:50:42.081 --> 00:50:45.245 Oh, thank you. Yes. Your face-lift is horrifying. 00:50:45.292 --> 00:50:46.954 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 00:50:47.002 --> 00:50:48.959 I cannot move my face. 00:50:49.004 --> 00:50:50.870 You know, the last time I saw Ben here, 00:50:50.923 --> 00:50:53.085 he was putting his little penisaurus inside me 00:50:53.133 --> 00:50:55.170 in a graveyard. 00:50:55.219 --> 00:50:56.881 Isn't that right? 00:50:58.472 --> 00:50:59.838 All right. 00:50:59.890 --> 00:51:01.631 Thank you. 00:51:03.686 --> 00:51:06.645 Holy shit! 00:51:06.689 --> 00:51:10.057 This is a fucking... It's huge! 00:51:10.109 --> 00:51:13.477 Look at this big room. God! 00:51:15.239 --> 00:51:17.526 So comfy! 00:51:18.617 --> 00:51:20.404 You can't afford this. 00:51:20.452 --> 00:51:22.159 - Oh, we're splitting it. - Okay. Yeah. 00:51:22.204 --> 00:51:24.491 We'll see about that. 00:51:26.542 --> 00:51:27.703 Did you do this? 00:51:29.753 --> 00:51:32.962 Okay. Mm-hmm. 00:51:33.007 --> 00:51:34.669 Wow! 00:51:34.717 --> 00:51:38.176 Oh, my God! This is fuck... 00:51:38.220 --> 00:51:40.428 This is incredible! 00:51:40.472 --> 00:51:41.804 - Look at this. - Yeah. 00:51:44.852 --> 00:51:46.013 So, how you been? 00:51:46.061 --> 00:51:48.644 So fuckin' awesome. You? 00:51:48.689 --> 00:51:51.227 Good. I've been crazy busy. 00:51:51.275 --> 00:51:53.141 Oh, yeah. Totally. 00:51:53.193 --> 00:51:54.479 Totally. 00:51:54.528 --> 00:51:56.064 Hey, so, I told a couple of my friends 00:51:56.113 --> 00:51:57.820 I'd meet them by the pool in a little bit. 00:51:57.865 --> 00:51:59.777 You're welcome to come if you want, 00:51:59.825 --> 00:52:02.442 or, uh, you can just stay here and get yourself situated. 00:52:02.494 --> 00:52:04.110 I know you had a long flight. 00:52:04.163 --> 00:52:05.654 Mm. Yeah. 00:52:05.706 --> 00:52:08.198 Yeah, I think I'll just hang back and situate. 00:52:08.250 --> 00:52:09.741 Well, fuck you. I'm coming. 00:52:09.793 --> 00:52:11.034 God! 00:52:12.129 --> 00:52:14.837 No. It was just really simple. It was kind of out of nowhere. 00:52:14.882 --> 00:52:16.192 And he was like, "Do you want to get married?" 00:52:16.216 --> 00:52:19.209 Costco? Like, the warehouse place? 00:52:19.261 --> 00:52:20.718 - Yes! - That is amazing. 00:52:20.763 --> 00:52:22.490 Are you guys talking shit about me again? 00:52:22.514 --> 00:52:24.756 No. We're talking about your proposal to me. 00:52:24.808 --> 00:52:26.470 Yeah. Uh, Costco, Brett? 00:52:26.518 --> 00:52:27.884 Hell yeah, Costco. 00:52:27.936 --> 00:52:28.972 Real romantic, dude. 00:52:29.021 --> 00:52:30.603 Who gives a fuck? 00:52:30.648 --> 00:52:33.140 When did we all decide that this was necessary? 00:52:33.192 --> 00:52:35.024 I mean, I love Dave and Julia, 00:52:35.069 --> 00:52:38.483 but why did we all have to fly the fuck out to Hawaii for this? 00:52:38.530 --> 00:52:40.613 I mean, it's ver... It's nice here. 00:52:40.658 --> 00:52:42.320 - It's nice. - No, but Brett has a point. 00:52:42.368 --> 00:52:45.361 This is way less special than a-a grocery... emporium? 00:52:45.412 --> 00:52:48.155 - What do you call Costco? - Oh, my God. I... Who cares? 00:52:48.207 --> 00:52:51.826 Straight people o-ver-think-ing it. 00:52:51.877 --> 00:52:53.869 Yes. That's true. That's true. 00:52:53.921 --> 00:52:56.129 - Especially... this little man. - That one. 00:52:56.173 --> 00:52:58.460 Oh, he's the worst of the worst. Wait. 00:52:58.509 --> 00:53:01.297 - Nick, remember, uh, Sally Klum? - Klumshot. 00:53:01.345 --> 00:53:02.864 - Klumshot? - We're not telling this story. 00:53:02.888 --> 00:53:04.379 No, we are telling this story. 00:53:04.431 --> 00:53:05.950 It's a Ben King classic. We have to tell it. 00:53:05.974 --> 00:53:08.261 - There was this girl Sally Klum. - Klumshot. 00:53:08.310 --> 00:53:10.051 Nick called her Klumshot for no reason. 00:53:10.104 --> 00:53:11.373 - 'Cause it's funny. - It is funny. 00:53:11.397 --> 00:53:13.639 Anyway, she was wonderful. So fun. 00:53:13.691 --> 00:53:16.399 And then Ben dumped her after three weeks because, 00:53:16.443 --> 00:53:18.856 and I quote, he couldn't make her laugh. 00:53:18.904 --> 00:53:20.611 "She wasn't responding to my humor." 00:53:20.656 --> 00:53:21.863 Wow. 00:53:21.907 --> 00:53:23.739 I don't have a tiny little mouth. 00:53:23.784 --> 00:53:25.821 It's the only way I can do your voice. 00:53:25.869 --> 00:53:27.360 Like I talk like this. 00:53:27.413 --> 00:53:28.598 "She wasn't engaging with my..." 00:53:28.622 --> 00:53:30.238 - "Err! Err!" - Guys. Okay, okay. 00:53:30.290 --> 00:53:31.768 - Hold on. - "No one makes me laugh." 00:53:31.792 --> 00:53:32.811 - That's kind of close. - Yeah. 00:53:32.835 --> 00:53:34.201 Can I clarify? 00:53:34.253 --> 00:53:36.040 She didn't have a sense of humor. 00:53:36.088 --> 00:53:38.626 We couldn't laugh together. 00:53:38.674 --> 00:53:40.210 Straight people... 00:53:40.259 --> 00:53:41.778 - ...o-ver-think-ing it. - ...o-ver-think-ing it. 00:53:41.802 --> 00:53:43.043 You're doing it now? 00:53:43.095 --> 00:53:44.506 Yeah. I'm part of them now. 00:53:44.555 --> 00:53:46.262 - O-ver-think-ing it. - O-ver-think-ing it. 00:53:46.306 --> 00:53:47.968 I love her. She's great. 00:53:48.016 --> 00:53:50.554 So, like, what is this? What's going on with you two? 00:53:50.602 --> 00:53:52.309 - What? - What... What about us? 00:53:52.354 --> 00:53:53.998 You have ridiculous vibes coming off of you, 00:53:54.022 --> 00:53:55.479 and you're acting weird about it. 00:53:55.524 --> 00:53:56.890 Don't... Don't do this. 00:53:56.942 --> 00:53:58.183 - Do what? - I'm sorry. What? 00:53:58.235 --> 00:53:59.295 - What are we doing? - Do what? 00:53:59.319 --> 00:54:00.560 Yeah. 00:54:00.612 --> 00:54:02.444 We're... We're friends. That's it. 00:54:04.575 --> 00:54:05.575 What? 00:54:05.617 --> 00:54:07.233 - Y-You've fucked. - You fucked? 00:54:07.286 --> 00:54:08.777 - Oh, right here? - They fucked. 00:54:08.829 --> 00:54:10.195 They fucked. 00:54:10.247 --> 00:54:11.725 - They really, really fucked. - Oh, my God. 00:54:11.749 --> 00:54:13.240 They fucked. They really, really fucked. 00:54:13.250 --> 00:54:14.661 Hey, they fucked. 00:54:16.628 --> 00:54:19.792 - It's so nice here. - I know. 00:54:19.840 --> 00:54:21.297 I think we can safely say 00:54:21.341 --> 00:54:23.111 that my friends' weddings are better than yours. 00:54:23.135 --> 00:54:25.377 You know, it's not a competition, Ben. 00:54:28.849 --> 00:54:30.761 - Yeah. - Everything okay? 00:54:30.809 --> 00:54:33.051 Yeah, yeah. Just my dad. 00:54:33.103 --> 00:54:35.140 Are you still mad at him? 00:54:35.189 --> 00:54:37.272 I'm not mad. I just... I don't know. 00:54:37.316 --> 00:54:40.605 I-I don't know what to tell him about this best-man thing. 00:54:40.652 --> 00:54:43.486 Why don't you just be like, "Yeah, Dad. Sounds great. 00:54:43.530 --> 00:54:44.530 Let's hug now"? 00:54:44.573 --> 00:54:46.530 Okay. 00:54:48.786 --> 00:54:50.493 Uh, hey. 00:54:50.537 --> 00:54:55.532 So I have been thinking a lot about the last wedding. 00:54:57.044 --> 00:55:00.879 You know, what, um... what ha... what happened. 00:55:00.923 --> 00:55:04.917 And, um, you know, like, the, uh, the activities 00:55:04.968 --> 00:55:07.335 that we engaged in and... 00:55:07.387 --> 00:55:09.845 Okay. 00:55:09.890 --> 00:55:10.926 - What? - No. 00:55:10.974 --> 00:55:12.431 I'm sorry. I... 00:55:12.476 --> 00:55:13.887 - What? - I... No. 00:55:13.936 --> 00:55:17.976 I-I have been thinking a lot about it, too. 00:55:20.984 --> 00:55:23.192 In a good way? 00:55:23.237 --> 00:55:25.354 Yes. 00:55:26.615 --> 00:55:29.073 You too... in a good way? 00:55:30.869 --> 00:55:33.156 - Ben! You? - Yeah. 00:55:35.082 --> 00:55:36.869 Okay. 00:55:36.917 --> 00:55:38.829 - All right. - All right. 00:55:41.797 --> 00:55:44.164 Oh, I missed you. 00:55:44.216 --> 00:55:45.923 Did you? 00:55:45.968 --> 00:55:48.176 Wait, wait. Why haven't we hung out? 00:55:48.220 --> 00:55:50.337 - You didn't ask me. - You didn't ask me. 00:55:50.389 --> 00:55:52.096 - I told you I was busy. - No, you weren't. 00:55:52.140 --> 00:55:53.426 - What? - You were scared. 00:55:53.475 --> 00:55:56.183 Yeah, you were, you scared little bitch. 00:55:56.228 --> 00:55:57.935 - What is this outfit? - It's a romper. 00:55:57.980 --> 00:55:59.666 - How does it work? - Get... Just get it off! 00:55:59.690 --> 00:56:01.807 - Tell me where! - Get it off! 00:56:06.446 --> 00:56:08.654 - Hey, Alice. - What? 00:56:08.699 --> 00:56:11.407 - I don't want to alarm you... - What? 00:56:11.451 --> 00:56:13.818 - ...but I think I'm a robe guy. - Oh, wow. 00:56:13.871 --> 00:56:16.909 Can't believe that fits your lanky body. 00:56:16.957 --> 00:56:18.573 I mean, it only kind of does, 00:56:18.625 --> 00:56:20.833 but I feel like I'm showing just enough leg. 00:56:20.878 --> 00:56:22.460 - Yeah. Yeah. - Right? 00:56:22.504 --> 00:56:24.496 And the rest is just breezy, and I feel beautiful. 00:56:24.548 --> 00:56:26.915 Okay, but, um, are you gonna get dressed? 00:56:26.967 --> 00:56:28.583 'Cause it's in 15 minutes. 00:56:28.635 --> 00:56:29.967 Oh, no, no, no. This is me now. 00:56:30.012 --> 00:56:31.799 - This is me for all time. - Forever? 00:56:31.847 --> 00:56:33.338 - Okay. I like it. - Oh, you like it? 00:56:33.390 --> 00:56:35.222 - Yeah. - That's good. 00:56:35.267 --> 00:56:36.849 - Hey. - Hi. 00:56:37.603 --> 00:56:38.935 You know, everyone has a point. 00:56:38.979 --> 00:56:40.811 I don't think we look bad together. 00:56:40.856 --> 00:56:42.688 Oh, it's everyone that thinks that? 00:56:42.733 --> 00:56:44.099 - Yeah. - Yeah? 00:56:44.151 --> 00:56:45.687 I mean, they say it to me a lot. 00:56:45.736 --> 00:56:47.819 - Don't you get the same thing? - No. 00:56:47.863 --> 00:56:50.230 I mostly get, "Why do you spend so much time 00:56:50.282 --> 00:56:52.365 with that Radio Shack employee?" 00:56:52.409 --> 00:56:54.571 Radio Shack is... is not a thing anymore. 00:56:54.620 --> 00:56:56.612 Well, it still looks like you work there. 00:56:56.663 --> 00:56:58.871 - That makes it sadder, you know? - Mm. Yeah. 00:56:58.916 --> 00:57:00.873 Okay. I see it. 00:57:06.798 --> 00:57:09.211 Hey, what if we stayed for longer? 00:57:09.259 --> 00:57:11.216 - Really? - Yeah. 00:57:11.261 --> 00:57:14.845 You know, just, uh, just a day or two. 00:57:15.974 --> 00:57:17.966 Seriously? 00:57:18.018 --> 00:57:19.850 Yeah. 00:57:19.895 --> 00:57:21.386 Okay. 00:57:21.438 --> 00:57:24.146 Yeah. Yeah, I could get down with that. 00:57:25.150 --> 00:57:26.732 - You could? - I could. 00:57:26.777 --> 00:57:27.652 - Yeah? - Yeah! 00:57:27.653 --> 00:57:29.189 - Really? - Yes! 00:57:29.237 --> 00:57:30.673 Well, then I'll change our reservation. 00:57:30.697 --> 00:57:32.359 - Okay! Boom-shakalaka! - No. 00:57:32.407 --> 00:57:33.898 - What? - No. 00:57:33.951 --> 00:57:35.261 We put boom-shakalaka away, remember? 00:57:35.285 --> 00:57:37.447 No, you said only on special occasions, 00:57:37.496 --> 00:57:39.237 and this is pretty fucking special. 00:57:39.289 --> 00:57:41.531 I-I don't know if it qualifies. 00:57:41.583 --> 00:57:43.575 Boom-shakalaka, baby! 00:57:55.722 --> 00:57:57.054 Do you guys want to get a picture? 00:57:57.099 --> 00:57:58.556 - Do you have one yet? - No. 00:57:58.600 --> 00:58:00.440 - We have... We have a few. - We have pictures. 00:58:00.477 --> 00:58:02.914 - You don't have them with this. - You don't have that background. 00:58:02.938 --> 00:58:04.248 Give me your phones. Don't be weird about it. 00:58:04.272 --> 00:58:07.185 - All right. Fine. - You go up... There. 00:58:07.234 --> 00:58:09.692 Two and... Ah! 00:58:09.736 --> 00:58:10.736 Oh! 00:58:11.279 --> 00:58:16.195 ♪ But when I tell you how I feel ♪ 00:58:16.243 --> 00:58:21.455 ♪ Believe me when I say it's real ♪ 00:58:21.498 --> 00:58:26.289 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:58:27.754 --> 00:58:31.839 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:58:31.883 --> 00:58:34.045 ♪ It's real ♪ 00:58:38.432 --> 00:58:43.223 ♪ I carved our names into a tree ♪ 00:58:43.270 --> 00:58:47.856 ♪ I walked on decomposing leaves ♪ 00:58:47.899 --> 00:58:52.610 ♪ I skated on a frozen sea ♪ 00:58:52.654 --> 00:58:57.445 ♪ It's real as far as I can see ♪ 00:58:57.492 --> 00:59:01.862 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:59:01.913 --> 00:59:04.826 ♪ It's real ♪ 00:59:08.003 --> 00:59:09.835 No, don't you do it. Don't you dare pee. 00:59:09.880 --> 00:59:11.291 - I'm doing it. - No. No. Don't pee. 00:59:11.339 --> 00:59:12.830 - I'm doing it. - Oh, it's warm. 00:59:12.883 --> 00:59:15.967 No. You can't leave. You have to face this! 00:59:16.011 --> 00:59:17.627 - No, I don't. - ♪ It's real ♪ 00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:19.420 It feels so good! 00:59:20.682 --> 00:59:21.682 No! 00:59:30.358 --> 00:59:32.975 So, Lily was always the better sister. 00:59:33.028 --> 00:59:35.771 I mean, she did everything perfectly. 00:59:35.822 --> 00:59:39.111 She got a 4.0 GPA. 00:59:39.159 --> 00:59:42.323 Uh, she was the captain of the soccer team. 00:59:42.370 --> 00:59:45.863 She graduated with honors from Harvard. 00:59:45.916 --> 00:59:49.375 And then... she decided to marry Jordan. 00:59:50.879 --> 00:59:51.915 Thanks, Dad. 00:59:51.963 --> 00:59:53.670 Um, but yeah. No. 00:59:53.715 --> 00:59:56.924 I'm... I'm very happy that the two of them are together, 00:59:56.968 --> 01:00:01.554 and if I can just give one word or two words of advice, 01:00:01.598 --> 01:00:06.059 uh, to Jordan, it would be buckle up. 01:00:06.603 --> 01:00:08.435 Yeah. And... Yeah. 01:00:08.480 --> 01:00:11.097 Thanks, guy... That's the end of the speech. 01:00:12.734 --> 01:00:14.441 Well, it's about damn time. 01:00:14.486 --> 01:00:16.478 - That's what I say. - Okay. Relax, Mom. 01:00:16.530 --> 01:00:18.988 You guys have known each other what, 10 years? 01:00:19.032 --> 01:00:20.968 But it's not like we were hanging out the entire time. 01:00:20.992 --> 01:00:23.405 But Lily and Jordan just met two years ago, 01:00:23.453 --> 01:00:24.764 and they're getting married tomorrow. 01:00:24.788 --> 01:00:25.904 Mom, leave me out of it. 01:00:25.956 --> 01:00:28.198 Well, come on. Ben, I get it. 01:00:28.250 --> 01:00:30.186 You were probably heartbroken when she was with Nate. 01:00:30.210 --> 01:00:31.746 Mom, God! 01:00:31.795 --> 01:00:33.439 - I bet you hated Nate. - I didn't really know him. 01:00:33.463 --> 01:00:36.581 Hey, hon, how much longer before the potatoes are ready? 01:00:36.633 --> 01:00:37.919 They're done. Why? 01:00:37.968 --> 01:00:39.403 I'm just trying to gauge how much longer 01:00:39.427 --> 01:00:41.089 before I put the branzino on the grill. 01:00:41.138 --> 01:00:42.879 Fifteen minutes ago! 01:00:42.931 --> 01:00:46.095 - Whoops. Sorry. I got it. - Oh, it never gets any easier. 01:00:46.143 --> 01:00:47.805 So what's the problem? 01:00:47.853 --> 01:00:49.594 Are you afraid of strong women? 01:00:49.646 --> 01:00:52.309 What? No. No. N-No. I-I love strong women. 01:00:52.357 --> 01:00:53.814 Okay. So what took you so long? 01:00:53.859 --> 01:00:55.503 - Well, I... - You don't have to answer that. 01:00:55.527 --> 01:00:56.984 - I can answer that. - No. 01:00:57.028 --> 01:00:58.422 You have to stop asking so many questions... 01:00:58.446 --> 01:01:00.153 Because you're asking so many questions! 01:01:00.198 --> 01:01:01.564 - Stop! - Let him answer it! 01:01:01.616 --> 01:01:02.616 So? 01:01:02.659 --> 01:01:03.866 We were just friends. 01:01:03.910 --> 01:01:05.822 Friends? Friends grow on trees. 01:01:05.871 --> 01:01:08.329 But let me tell you what doesn't grow on trees. Wives. 01:01:08.373 --> 01:01:10.080 Now, this fine piece right here... 01:01:10.125 --> 01:01:11.661 Mom, don't find me a fine piece. 01:01:11.710 --> 01:01:12.871 - What? - That's weird. 01:01:12.919 --> 01:01:14.285 You're my daughter. 01:01:14.337 --> 01:01:16.078 It's okay if I think you're a fine slice. 01:01:16.131 --> 01:01:18.043 Look. He obviously agrees. 01:01:18.091 --> 01:01:19.610 Or he wouldn't be throwing it into you. 01:01:19.634 --> 01:01:21.091 - Okay! That's enough. - Right? 01:01:21.136 --> 01:01:23.344 Ben, go see if my dad needs help with the grill. 01:01:23.388 --> 01:01:25.300 - Yep. - Great. 01:01:25.348 --> 01:01:27.180 It's crazy. You two have nothing in common. 01:01:27.225 --> 01:01:29.182 Fuck off. 01:01:29.227 --> 01:01:31.264 - Hey, Mr. Mori. - Hey. How's it going? 01:01:31.313 --> 01:01:32.645 Doing good. You need any help? 01:01:32.689 --> 01:01:34.146 Um... 01:01:35.150 --> 01:01:37.062 ...no. 01:01:39.029 --> 01:01:40.611 I didn't know you were in band. 01:01:40.655 --> 01:01:43.022 Hell yeah. Clarinet. 01:01:43.074 --> 01:01:45.612 Third chair, baby. 01:01:45.660 --> 01:01:48.323 Hey, this Jonathan Weiss kid had a crush on you. 01:01:48.371 --> 01:01:49.703 How do you know that? 01:01:49.748 --> 01:01:51.910 'Cause you wrote, "He has a crush on me." 01:01:51.958 --> 01:01:55.292 Oh, Jesus. 01:01:57.672 --> 01:02:01.382 Hey. You ready for ultimate hotness? 01:02:01.426 --> 01:02:02.792 What? 01:02:05.847 --> 01:02:07.463 Sexy, sexy. 01:02:07.515 --> 01:02:09.598 Oh, yes. 01:02:09.643 --> 01:02:12.556 This is the full seventh-grade Alice experience. 01:02:12.604 --> 01:02:14.812 Yes, it is, young man. 01:02:14.856 --> 01:02:15.856 Oh, my God. 01:02:15.857 --> 01:02:17.814 I've never done this before. 01:02:17.859 --> 01:02:20.101 - Mm. - Mm. 01:02:20.153 --> 01:02:21.735 Mm. 01:02:21.780 --> 01:02:23.521 Mm. You got to... 01:02:23.573 --> 01:02:24.800 - What? - You got to take it out. 01:02:24.824 --> 01:02:26.531 - Is it too much? - I can feel it. 01:02:27.911 --> 01:02:30.779 Hey, um, Nate texted you. 01:02:31.414 --> 01:02:33.827 - Like, just now? - Yeah. 01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:37.327 Do you want to... Do you want to check it or... 01:02:37.379 --> 01:02:39.496 No. I'm good. 01:02:40.423 --> 01:02:41.340 Really? 01:02:41.341 --> 01:02:42.582 Yeah. 01:02:42.634 --> 01:02:44.717 - Check it. - You want me to check it? 01:02:44.761 --> 01:02:47.378 No. I mean, you can. I would. 01:02:47.430 --> 01:02:49.638 No. I know what it says. I don't need to check that. 01:02:49.683 --> 01:02:51.015 What does it say? 01:02:51.059 --> 01:02:53.472 Probably like... "Oh, Alice. 01:02:53.520 --> 01:02:54.806 I miss you. 01:02:54.854 --> 01:02:58.222 I made a mistake." 01:02:58.275 --> 01:03:00.187 That doesn't mess with you, like, at all? 01:03:00.235 --> 01:03:03.524 No, dude. I'm with you. 01:03:04.155 --> 01:03:06.818 You know. I'm with you. 01:03:06.866 --> 01:03:08.073 - Mm. - This guy. 01:03:08.118 --> 01:03:11.156 Mm. 01:03:12.372 --> 01:03:14.113 Mm. 01:03:17.544 --> 01:03:20.708 Uh... w-wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 01:03:20.755 --> 01:03:22.337 - I think... - What? 01:03:22.382 --> 01:03:26.251 Maybe we wait till we're back home to do this. 01:03:28.346 --> 01:03:30.508 - Are you being serious? - Yeah. Yeah. 01:03:30.557 --> 01:03:34.392 I don't want your mom to come in and, like, bop me on the head. 01:03:34.436 --> 01:03:35.927 Bop you? 01:03:35.979 --> 01:03:37.641 Yeah. Bop me. 01:03:38.440 --> 01:03:40.022 Um, cool. 01:03:40.066 --> 01:03:41.147 - Yeah. - Yeah. 01:03:41.192 --> 01:03:42.899 - No. It's fine. - No, I... 01:03:42.944 --> 01:03:45.607 I just figured maybe the walls are kind of thin, 01:03:45.655 --> 01:03:46.896 maybe your parents can hear us. 01:03:46.948 --> 01:03:48.735 I mean, they can't, but yeah. 01:03:48.783 --> 01:03:52.117 It's okay. We have to wake up early anyway. 01:03:52.829 --> 01:03:55.913 Hey, you know what we're gonna do when we get back home? 01:03:55.957 --> 01:03:56.957 What? 01:03:56.958 --> 01:03:59.496 Just sex. 01:03:59.544 --> 01:04:01.957 Just hardcore fucking. 01:04:02.005 --> 01:04:04.122 Okay. 01:04:04.174 --> 01:04:06.632 Go to bed. 01:04:08.720 --> 01:04:10.990 Hey, I'm totally cool if you want to check that text. 01:04:11.014 --> 01:04:13.051 Oh, my God. Shut up. 01:04:13.099 --> 01:04:14.510 Where are the caterers?! 01:04:14.559 --> 01:04:17.393 They were supposed to be here an hour ago! 01:04:17.437 --> 01:04:20.680 Dolores, please put down those flowers. 01:04:20.732 --> 01:04:22.519 Mitchell, why aren't you dressed? 01:04:22.567 --> 01:04:24.524 I need a little help with the collage. 01:04:24.569 --> 01:04:26.936 - It's taking forever. - Are you kidding? 01:04:26.988 --> 01:04:29.230 - Oh, my God! - Uh, I can help. 01:04:29.282 --> 01:04:31.444 Go! Go! Go! 01:04:31.493 --> 01:04:33.075 I hope you're better with a glue stick 01:04:33.119 --> 01:04:34.701 than you are with a helium tank. 01:04:34.746 --> 01:04:36.237 Hey, Mr. Mori, How's it going? 01:04:36.289 --> 01:04:37.975 - What... What can I do? - Uh, we're collaging. 01:04:37.999 --> 01:04:39.956 Start with that pile. Cut around heads. 01:04:40.001 --> 01:04:41.367 - Okay. - Leave the ears, though. 01:04:41.419 --> 01:04:42.500 Yeah. 01:04:44.214 --> 01:04:45.691 What am I supposed to do with this? 01:04:45.715 --> 01:04:48.082 Just zhush. 01:04:48.134 --> 01:04:49.716 What is zhushing? 01:04:49.761 --> 01:04:51.002 It's, like, something. 01:04:51.054 --> 01:04:52.054 - Like that? - Yeah. 01:04:52.097 --> 01:04:53.679 Okay. 01:04:54.724 --> 01:04:56.511 Are you nervous? 01:04:57.227 --> 01:04:58.343 No. 01:05:00.814 --> 01:05:02.476 Are you jealous? 01:05:03.733 --> 01:05:06.316 Jesus Christ. 01:05:06.361 --> 01:05:08.102 You are a monster in this dress. 01:05:08.154 --> 01:05:10.111 Hey, you're not allowed to say mean things. 01:05:10.156 --> 01:05:12.273 I'm just kidding. I am. I love you. 01:05:12.325 --> 01:05:14.191 I love you. 01:05:14.244 --> 01:05:16.827 I can't believe you made me wear this stupid dress. 01:05:19.416 --> 01:05:21.203 You look pretty. 01:05:21.251 --> 01:05:23.288 Okay. 01:05:26.548 --> 01:05:27.959 You can put that one, uh, 01:05:28.007 --> 01:05:29.999 next to the engagement picture right there. 01:05:30.051 --> 01:05:31.792 No problem. 01:05:34.180 --> 01:05:35.716 Oh, my God. 01:05:38.893 --> 01:05:40.429 - Is this Alice? - Ah. Yeah. 01:05:40.478 --> 01:05:41.594 Oh. Look at that hat. 01:05:41.646 --> 01:05:43.729 I know. Isn't she cute? 01:05:48.987 --> 01:05:51.695 Whoops. I don't know how Nate got in there. 01:05:51.739 --> 01:05:53.355 Probably should have thrown that one out. 01:05:53.408 --> 01:05:54.408 I'm sorry. 01:05:54.409 --> 01:05:55.820 Oh, no. Hey, it happens. 01:05:55.869 --> 01:05:57.235 - Yeah. - Right? 01:05:59.664 --> 01:06:02.122 I'm really glad you came along, Ben. 01:06:03.543 --> 01:06:06.877 Haven't seen my daughter this happy in a long time. 01:06:12.927 --> 01:06:14.793 Everybody's moving so slowly. 01:06:14.846 --> 01:06:16.462 - Come on. - Dad. 01:06:17.682 --> 01:06:19.469 - Oh. - This is not good here. 01:06:19.517 --> 01:06:21.133 Why aren't the flowers already here? 01:06:21.186 --> 01:06:22.973 - For God's sakes. - It's okay. 01:06:23.021 --> 01:06:26.014 It's all right. It's beautiful. You've done an amazing job. 01:06:26.065 --> 01:06:27.772 I love you. Okay. I love you, too. 01:06:27.817 --> 01:06:29.649 All right. 01:06:29.694 --> 01:06:31.560 Okay. Go to work. 01:06:31.613 --> 01:06:33.149 H i! 01:06:33.198 --> 01:06:35.064 Oh, my God. How are you? 01:06:35.116 --> 01:06:36.732 Hi. Ben. 01:06:36.784 --> 01:06:38.070 - Ben. - This is Ben. Sorry. 01:06:38.119 --> 01:06:39.638 I didn't introduce you. This is Darlene. 01:06:39.662 --> 01:06:41.403 How's it going? Nice to meet you. Ben. 01:06:41.456 --> 01:06:42.913 Look at you. Oh. 01:06:42.957 --> 01:06:44.289 Hello. 01:06:44.334 --> 01:06:47.748 - Thanks, Uncle Peter. - Thank you, Uncle Peter. 01:06:47.795 --> 01:06:49.036 Ben. Ben. 01:06:49.088 --> 01:06:50.579 The assistant grill master. Come on. 01:06:50.632 --> 01:06:51.918 No, no, no, no, no. It's okay. 01:06:51.966 --> 01:06:53.548 It's fine. Just come into the shot. 01:06:53.593 --> 01:06:55.362 - Okay, okay, okay. - Now I need to recheck the... 01:06:55.386 --> 01:06:57.719 - All right. All right. - I need to look. 01:06:57.764 --> 01:06:59.221 How tall are you? You're too tall. 01:06:59.265 --> 01:07:00.284 - Six foot. - Stand in back. 01:07:00.308 --> 01:07:01.308 - Okay. - Right here. 01:07:01.309 --> 01:07:02.766 - Here? - Yes. Perfect. 01:07:02.810 --> 01:07:04.722 Okay. Ready. 01:07:04.771 --> 01:07:09.516 So, um, to wrap it all up, uh, Jordan, don't get drunk 01:07:09.567 --> 01:07:12.480 because, um, you're gonna have to perform tonight, right? 01:07:15.949 --> 01:07:19.784 Thanks to Kit and Kate for the wonderful flowers. 01:07:19.827 --> 01:07:21.068 They were amazing. 01:07:21.120 --> 01:07:23.533 And, um, a round of applause for Ben, 01:07:23.581 --> 01:07:25.914 Alice's new boyfriend. 01:07:25.959 --> 01:07:27.951 We like him 'cause he's cute. 01:07:28.002 --> 01:07:29.538 Okay. No. 01:07:29.587 --> 01:07:31.123 - Yeah, Ben. - Thank you. 01:07:31.172 --> 01:07:33.710 So, uh, you know, enjoy the food. 01:07:33.758 --> 01:07:35.795 Celebrate. Congratulations, Lily. 01:07:35.843 --> 01:07:37.209 Okay. Okay. That's... 01:07:37.262 --> 01:07:40.881 - Yeah, Mom, yeah. - Whoo! 01:07:42.392 --> 01:07:44.432 - She... She's on fire tonight. - She is freaking... 01:07:44.477 --> 01:07:46.093 - She's killing it. - ...a bullet. 01:07:46.145 --> 01:07:48.137 - Wow. - Um, are you doing okay? 01:07:48.189 --> 01:07:50.055 Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm good. 01:07:50.108 --> 01:07:51.315 Okay. 01:07:52.485 --> 01:07:54.421 It's more than you could have possibly imagined, right? 01:07:54.445 --> 01:07:56.437 No, no, no. No, no. It's great. 01:07:56.489 --> 01:07:57.900 - Alice. - All right. 01:07:57.949 --> 01:07:59.218 - Get over here. - Okay. 01:07:59.242 --> 01:08:01.234 - Say hi to your cousins. - Okay! 01:08:01.286 --> 01:08:02.993 - You're doing great. - Oh. 01:08:03.997 --> 01:08:05.533 Hurry. 01:08:05.582 --> 01:08:06.948 I'm coming. 01:08:14.007 --> 01:08:17.375 As Nick's best man, I could tell you all the stories 01:08:17.427 --> 01:08:19.384 about his past boyfriends. 01:08:19.429 --> 01:08:21.546 And as Brett's best man, I could tell you 01:08:21.598 --> 01:08:23.806 all the stories about his ex-girlfriends. 01:08:23.850 --> 01:08:25.730 - But we're not gonna do that. - No, we are not. 01:08:25.768 --> 01:08:27.475 - Mnh-mnh. - Because we love each other. 01:08:27.520 --> 01:08:30.308 Yes. And because my ex is here. 01:08:30.356 --> 01:08:31.892 - Hi, Chloe. - Hi, Brett. 01:08:31.941 --> 01:08:33.682 Oh, don't you talk to him, bitch! 01:08:41.451 --> 01:08:43.033 Ben, let's go. 01:08:43.077 --> 01:08:44.693 What are you doing? 01:08:44.746 --> 01:08:46.487 Writing a card for Brett and Nick. 01:08:46.539 --> 01:08:47.950 Okay. 01:08:49.125 --> 01:08:50.582 Ohh. 01:08:51.878 --> 01:08:54.291 Oh, God, what are these pillows? 01:08:54.339 --> 01:08:55.796 I think it was a gift. 01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:57.400 Okay, I'm gonna buy you new ones. 01:08:57.425 --> 01:08:59.257 - You don't have to do that. - Yes, I do. 01:08:59.302 --> 01:09:01.544 - They're burning my eyes. - Well, I like them. 01:09:01.596 --> 01:09:03.337 How much longer? 01:09:03.389 --> 01:09:07.349 Love, Alice and Ben. There we go. 01:09:07.393 --> 01:09:08.634 All right. 01:09:08.686 --> 01:09:10.018 Okay. You ready? 01:09:10.063 --> 01:09:11.645 Yeah. Been ready. 01:09:11.689 --> 01:09:14.477 Do you have the gift in your car? 01:09:18.488 --> 01:09:19.649 - Oh. - Alice. 01:09:19.697 --> 01:09:20.716 - I'm so sorry. - Seriously? 01:09:20.740 --> 01:09:22.572 I left it at my house. 01:09:22.617 --> 01:09:23.949 We can swing by and pick it up. 01:09:23.993 --> 01:09:26.326 No, no. We don't have time for that. 01:09:26.371 --> 01:09:28.283 Fuck. Okay. Come on. We... All right, let's go. 01:09:28.331 --> 01:09:29.867 Okay. 01:09:32.543 --> 01:09:34.500 Oh, I hate this. 01:09:34.545 --> 01:09:36.036 I hate showing up empty-handed. 01:09:36.089 --> 01:09:38.581 It's fine. I promise you they don't give a shit. 01:09:38.633 --> 01:09:40.295 I give a shit. 01:09:40.343 --> 01:09:42.835 Hand-delivering a gift. It's a... It's a classic move. 01:09:42.887 --> 01:09:44.719 Okay, well, I never give a gift. 01:09:44.764 --> 01:09:46.847 You never give a gift? What does that mean? 01:09:46.891 --> 01:09:49.850 No. They should give me a gift for coming to this shit. 01:09:49.894 --> 01:09:51.726 - Do you hear yourself right now? - Yeah. 01:09:51.771 --> 01:09:53.082 That's the most selfish thing I've ever heard 01:09:53.106 --> 01:09:55.223 in my entire life... my entire life. 01:09:55.274 --> 01:09:56.560 Shouldn't it be refrigerated? 01:09:56.609 --> 01:09:57.961 No, we're already going to the roof. 01:09:57.985 --> 01:09:59.601 Oh. Are you friends of Brett and Nick? 01:09:59.654 --> 01:10:01.395 - Uh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 01:10:01.447 --> 01:10:03.188 Uh, I'm Ben. This is Alice. 01:10:03.241 --> 01:10:05.699 I can introduce myself. I'm Alice. This is Ben. 01:10:05.743 --> 01:10:07.780 Oh. Pleased to meet you guys. I'm Jackie. 01:10:07.829 --> 01:10:09.866 - Greg. - We're the downstairs neighbors. 01:10:09.914 --> 01:10:11.684 You guys know if there's gonna be food at this thing? 01:10:11.708 --> 01:10:13.185 I already told you that there isn't food. 01:10:13.209 --> 01:10:14.520 - I don't know. - Never been wrong. 01:10:14.544 --> 01:10:15.854 Never, ever been wrong in your life? 01:10:15.878 --> 01:10:18.086 See? They have a gift. 01:10:18.131 --> 01:10:19.372 Okay. You know what? 01:10:19.424 --> 01:10:20.915 Can you just... Can you let it go? 01:10:20.967 --> 01:10:22.152 I really don't want to go through the whole party 01:10:22.176 --> 01:10:23.093 in a fight. 01:10:23.094 --> 01:10:24.881 I'm not doing anything. 01:10:24.929 --> 01:10:26.921 You're being a little shitty. 01:10:26.973 --> 01:10:28.054 Don't do that. 01:10:28.099 --> 01:10:29.510 - Do what? - Don't do that. 01:10:29.559 --> 01:10:31.120 Don't make me feel crazy because you messed up. 01:10:31.144 --> 01:10:33.978 I'm not. I literally left a present at home. 01:10:34.021 --> 01:10:35.978 It should not be this big of a deal. 01:10:36.023 --> 01:10:37.810 Are you kidding me? It's a big deal. 01:10:37.859 --> 01:10:39.670 I asked you to pick it up like, what, three times? 01:10:39.694 --> 01:10:42.732 Who cares that you're literally the only person 01:10:42.780 --> 01:10:44.988 who doesn't use gift registration. 01:10:45.032 --> 01:10:46.568 Yeah, that's what's special 01:10:46.617 --> 01:10:48.199 about actually hand-delivering a gift. 01:10:48.244 --> 01:10:49.576 You get to see their reaction. 01:10:49.620 --> 01:10:50.806 You get to see the joy. It's amazing. 01:10:50.830 --> 01:10:51.946 Well, we got them a Keurig. 01:10:51.998 --> 01:10:53.100 I don't think the two of them 01:10:53.124 --> 01:10:54.535 will exactly come with enthusiasm. 01:10:54.584 --> 01:10:55.853 Well, we're never gonna know now, are we? 01:10:55.877 --> 01:10:58.665 - Okay. Hey! - Hi. 01:10:58.713 --> 01:11:01.330 Oh, my God. Hi, buddy. 01:11:01.382 --> 01:11:04.500 Hey, congratulations, dude. 01:11:04.552 --> 01:11:06.794 You guys, I am so sorry we don't come bearing gifts. 01:11:06.846 --> 01:11:08.053 Bozo here left it at home. 01:11:08.097 --> 01:11:09.963 - Seriously? - I'm joking. 01:11:10.016 --> 01:11:11.803 I'm joking! It was me. 01:11:11.851 --> 01:11:13.495 I'm the monster who left your Keurig at home. 01:11:13.519 --> 01:11:15.010 - I'm sorry. - A Keurig? 01:11:15.062 --> 01:11:16.540 It's a little coffee thing with the pods. 01:11:16.564 --> 01:11:17.930 Oh! Nice! 01:11:17.982 --> 01:11:19.473 It's nice. Thank you so much. 01:11:19.525 --> 01:11:21.125 Yeah. See, you get to see the excitement. 01:11:21.152 --> 01:11:22.712 Yeah, yeah. Well, you blew the surprise. 01:11:22.737 --> 01:11:25.400 Okay? She blew the surprise. I'm sorry. 01:11:25.448 --> 01:11:27.009 Well, for the record, I don't give a shit 01:11:27.033 --> 01:11:28.033 that you left it at home. 01:11:28.034 --> 01:11:29.241 Okay, well, forget it. 01:11:29.285 --> 01:11:30.821 Congratulations, you guys. 01:11:30.870 --> 01:11:33.328 - Oh. - I'm so happy to see you. 01:11:33.372 --> 01:11:34.933 - Let's get shitfaced. Yeah? - Please, yes. 01:11:34.957 --> 01:11:37.370 Please, please, please. 01:11:47.804 --> 01:11:49.887 Okay. So they ran out of beer, 01:11:49.931 --> 01:11:53.174 so I had to settle for whatever was in the plastic jug. 01:11:53.226 --> 01:11:54.683 Oh. 01:11:56.312 --> 01:11:57.598 Ugh. That's awful. 01:11:57.647 --> 01:11:59.388 - Will you hold this? - Yeah. 01:12:01.275 --> 01:12:02.982 Hey, for Jacob and Anna's wedding, 01:12:03.027 --> 01:12:04.546 I was thinking that we just do the same thing 01:12:04.570 --> 01:12:05.777 that we did at the beach 01:12:05.822 --> 01:12:07.688 and stick around a couple extra days. 01:12:07.740 --> 01:12:10.232 Um, yeah. I... I don't know. 01:12:10.284 --> 01:12:11.762 I-I don't know if I can make it to that one. 01:12:11.786 --> 01:12:13.493 What? Why? 01:12:13.538 --> 01:12:15.495 I just... I have a thing. 01:12:15.540 --> 01:12:17.497 - A thing. - Yeah. It's a work thing. 01:12:17.542 --> 01:12:20.159 - I can't move it. - No. You're not making me go 01:12:20.211 --> 01:12:22.419 to Jacob Cartelli's wedding by myself. 01:12:22.463 --> 01:12:24.170 I'm... 01:12:24.215 --> 01:12:25.797 pretty sure you can handle it. 01:12:25.842 --> 01:12:27.925 Ben, you're coming to the wedding. 01:12:27.969 --> 01:12:30.086 You don't get to just bail 'cause you're in a mood. 01:12:30.137 --> 01:12:32.220 - I'm not in a mood. - Yes, you are. 01:12:32.265 --> 01:12:34.117 You're in a little bitch mood 'cause of the coffeemaker. 01:12:34.141 --> 01:12:35.928 It's not the coffeemaker! 01:12:42.149 --> 01:12:44.015 Sorry. I just... I-I need a second. 01:12:55.162 --> 01:12:57.279 There you are. 01:12:57.331 --> 01:12:58.412 Jesus. 01:12:58.457 --> 01:13:01.074 Hey. 01:13:01.127 --> 01:13:02.743 Are you smoking? 01:13:02.795 --> 01:13:05.082 Yeah. Bummed it off of somebody. 01:13:05.882 --> 01:13:08.124 You look like a fucking idiot smoking that thing. 01:13:08.175 --> 01:13:09.632 Yeah. 01:13:11.596 --> 01:13:13.053 What's going on with you? 01:13:13.764 --> 01:13:15.505 Nothing. I'm just thinking. 01:13:16.809 --> 01:13:18.175 About? 01:13:18.227 --> 01:13:19.343 I don't know. Stuff. 01:13:19.395 --> 01:13:20.636 Oh. Stuff. Okay. 01:13:20.688 --> 01:13:21.974 In that case, I'll leave you be. 01:13:22.023 --> 01:13:24.140 Hey. Stop. Talk to me. 01:13:25.568 --> 01:13:26.934 I just... I don't... 01:13:26.986 --> 01:13:29.399 I've been thinking about us, you know? 01:13:29.447 --> 01:13:30.733 About what this is. 01:13:30.781 --> 01:13:32.363 We were dating. 01:13:32.408 --> 01:13:33.774 It's not a huge fucking mystery. 01:13:33.826 --> 01:13:36.364 It's not weird to you, 01:13:36.412 --> 01:13:38.390 you know, that we're all of a sudden, like, this couple? 01:13:38.414 --> 01:13:40.076 No. 01:13:40.124 --> 01:13:41.365 Ben, this isn't sudden. 01:13:41.417 --> 01:13:43.704 We've been doing this for a while. 01:13:43.753 --> 01:13:46.120 I mean, Jesus, you came to my sister's wedding with me. 01:13:46.172 --> 01:13:48.539 Yeah. Yeah. Because that's... that was the deal. 01:13:48.591 --> 01:13:50.378 That's what we do. 01:13:51.636 --> 01:13:53.218 Are you fucking serious right now? 01:13:53.262 --> 01:13:57.051 I just... I-I never... I never saw us as... as a thing. 01:13:57.099 --> 01:13:58.681 So? Neither did I. 01:13:58.726 --> 01:14:00.934 Quite frankly, I was repulsed by the idea of you. 01:14:00.978 --> 01:14:02.185 - Thanks. - But it changed, 01:14:02.229 --> 01:14:04.516 and it just... it happened. 01:14:06.400 --> 01:14:10.770 I can just... I can feel you settling in. 01:14:10.821 --> 01:14:13.154 - And I'm having doubts. - Okay. 01:14:14.575 --> 01:14:15.941 That's okay. 01:14:15.993 --> 01:14:17.471 I-I mean, you're allowed to have doubts. 01:14:17.495 --> 01:14:19.657 It's just I don't think we have... 01:14:20.581 --> 01:14:22.493 ...you know, what, like, Brett and Nick have. 01:14:23.501 --> 01:14:25.914 - What, two dicks? - No. Just... 01:14:27.046 --> 01:14:28.582 Alice, I look at some of these couples, 01:14:28.631 --> 01:14:30.714 and they're not like us. 01:14:30.758 --> 01:14:33.626 They just... They... They have this... 01:14:33.678 --> 01:14:35.590 - this... - Love? 01:14:35.638 --> 01:14:36.638 Yeah. 01:14:36.681 --> 01:14:38.593 Yeah, well, I love you, dumbass. 01:14:46.315 --> 01:14:47.681 Do you love me? 01:14:47.733 --> 01:14:48.940 Uh... 01:14:50.403 --> 01:14:51.689 I don't know. 01:14:57.576 --> 01:14:59.408 - So that's a no. - It's an I don't know. 01:14:59.453 --> 01:15:01.035 - Okay. - Alice, I just need to be... 01:15:01.080 --> 01:15:02.557 - That's fucking great. - ...100% certain with you. 01:15:02.581 --> 01:15:03.913 And I'm not. I'm not right now. 01:15:03.958 --> 01:15:04.916 Oh, my God. 01:15:04.917 --> 01:15:06.624 I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 01:15:06.669 --> 01:15:08.271 I-I-I should have stopped this a long time ago. 01:15:08.295 --> 01:15:10.912 Ben, don't do this. Stop, stop doing this. 01:15:10.965 --> 01:15:13.173 I'm serious. We have a good thing, okay? 01:15:13.217 --> 01:15:15.584 I-I'm not... I'm not asking you to marry me. 01:15:15.636 --> 01:15:17.593 I'm not asking you to move in. 01:15:17.638 --> 01:15:20.381 I mean, what? What do you need? What... 01:15:20.433 --> 01:15:22.550 This is good. You just have to give it a chance. 01:15:22.601 --> 01:15:24.888 - Just... Just try it for me. - I can't. I can't. 01:15:24.937 --> 01:15:27.224 - Why can't... - I can't just say "Fuck it" 01:15:27.273 --> 01:15:28.935 and then hurt you the way that Nate did. 01:15:28.983 --> 01:15:31.225 I'm sorry, but that would kill me if I did that to you. 01:15:31.277 --> 01:15:33.234 Don't say that to me. 01:15:33.279 --> 01:15:38.274 You are hurting me way more than Nate ever hurt me. 01:15:39.160 --> 01:15:41.948 God, Ben, you talk about how you want love. 01:15:41.996 --> 01:15:44.739 You're always looking for love, and I'm here. 01:15:44.790 --> 01:15:47.578 It's standing right in front of you, and you can't... 01:15:51.213 --> 01:15:53.330 - Alice, I'm so sorry. - Don't... 01:15:53.382 --> 01:15:56.716 Don't fucking say you're sorry. 01:15:56.761 --> 01:15:58.673 You are not sorry, Ben. 01:15:58.721 --> 01:16:02.135 You think you're this good guy, and you're not. 01:16:02.183 --> 01:16:03.765 You are not. 01:16:05.895 --> 01:16:07.602 - You're a fucking asshole. - Alice. 01:16:07.646 --> 01:16:10.730 I don't fucking give a shit. Honestly. 01:16:10.775 --> 01:16:12.061 I'm cool. 01:16:26.123 --> 01:16:29.582 Before the wedding, I sat down with Josh and Allison 01:16:29.627 --> 01:16:32.620 and had them each tell me what they thought about one another, 01:16:32.671 --> 01:16:34.628 what makes up their love, 01:16:34.673 --> 01:16:38.462 what makes them soul mates and there for one another. 01:16:38.511 --> 01:16:41.595 I am always very impressed with your love. 01:16:41.639 --> 01:16:44.302 You may now kiss the bride. 01:16:44.350 --> 01:16:47.684 - Mazel tov! - Mazel tov! 01:16:54.318 --> 01:16:57.732 The first time that Allison met Josh, 01:16:57.780 --> 01:16:59.487 she just straight-up farted. 01:16:59.532 --> 01:17:02.024 And then she blamed me for it. 01:17:03.369 --> 01:17:05.281 Didn't you, Allison? 01:17:12.837 --> 01:17:16.330 Yeah, I'm... I'm a VP at a start-up. 01:17:16.382 --> 01:17:17.651 That doesn't sound very interesting. 01:17:17.675 --> 01:17:19.166 It's not. It's not. That's the thing. 01:17:19.218 --> 01:17:21.585 - Excuse me. - My God. Hi. 01:17:21.637 --> 01:17:23.128 Oh, my God. So good to see you. 01:17:23.180 --> 01:17:25.547 Somebody call about their dirty pool? 01:17:25.599 --> 01:17:27.636 My pool is so wet. 01:17:27.685 --> 01:17:29.472 Those tits look delicious. 01:17:29.520 --> 01:17:31.056 Okay. 01:17:31.105 --> 01:17:34.064 Oh, yeah. That's where I like it. 01:17:34.108 --> 01:17:36.600 ♪ ...to see the day ♪ 01:17:36.652 --> 01:17:42.614 Michael, Kara, I have one last thing to say to you both. 01:17:42.658 --> 01:17:44.820 Flash mob! 01:17:48.372 --> 01:17:52.116 ♪ How might I live to see the day? ♪ 01:17:52.168 --> 01:17:53.608 How many keys you want? 01:17:54.128 --> 01:17:55.744 Just one. 01:17:58.424 --> 01:17:59.835 - There you go. - Thank you. 01:18:06.265 --> 01:18:07.346 You here alone? 01:18:07.391 --> 01:18:09.849 Sort of. I'm Michael's cousin. 01:18:09.894 --> 01:18:12.136 No, uh... No boyfriend? 01:18:12.188 --> 01:18:15.898 ♪ But I can't ♪ 01:18:15.941 --> 01:18:20.561 ♪ So I'm rolling on ♪ 01:18:21.697 --> 01:18:23.154 Uh, Ben. 01:18:23.199 --> 01:18:25.065 Yikes. 01:18:25.117 --> 01:18:26.904 Hey. Hey, Ben. 01:18:26.952 --> 01:18:28.989 Ben, let's get you some water, bud. 01:18:29.038 --> 01:18:30.495 What? Come on. I'm just dancing. 01:18:30.539 --> 01:18:32.184 No, you're being that idiot at the wedding. 01:18:32.208 --> 01:18:34.416 - What? - Being that guy. 01:18:34.460 --> 01:18:36.372 - That guy? - Yeah. 01:18:36.420 --> 01:18:37.956 It's not great. 01:18:38.005 --> 01:18:40.088 Come on. Take a seat. 01:18:41.383 --> 01:18:42.749 What are you doing? 01:18:42.801 --> 01:18:44.008 What? I'm having a good time. 01:18:44.053 --> 01:18:45.840 No, you aren't. That's not fun. 01:18:45.888 --> 01:18:47.199 That did not look like you're having fun. 01:18:47.223 --> 01:18:48.964 I'm having... I'm having a ball. 01:18:49.016 --> 01:18:50.598 I'm having a regular old ball of a time. 01:18:50.643 --> 01:18:52.009 I'm flying solo, buddy. 01:18:52.061 --> 01:18:53.597 Uh, sure. 01:18:53.646 --> 01:18:54.789 - It's great. - Where's Alice? 01:18:54.813 --> 01:18:56.099 I mean, I thought you guys 01:18:56.148 --> 01:18:57.459 were doing all these weddings together. 01:18:57.483 --> 01:18:59.349 We sort of, um... 01:18:59.401 --> 01:19:01.518 W-We sort of imploded. 01:19:04.198 --> 01:19:05.484 I imploded it. 01:19:05.532 --> 01:19:07.319 Mm-hmm. Why? 01:19:07.368 --> 01:19:08.904 'Cause, man, I don't know. 01:19:08.953 --> 01:19:11.741 I don't know if I can be with her, you know, forever. 01:19:11.789 --> 01:19:12.996 Ohh. 01:19:13.040 --> 01:19:13.915 What? 01:19:15.584 --> 01:19:17.667 - You know how you're a dumb guy? - Yeah. 01:19:17.711 --> 01:19:19.919 I think these weddings are making you dumber. 01:19:22.091 --> 01:19:24.003 Yeah. Maybe. No more weddings. 01:19:24.051 --> 01:19:25.462 They're bad for me. 01:19:25.511 --> 01:19:27.423 If I get invited to another one, 01:19:27.471 --> 01:19:29.032 I'm gonna be like, "Hey, no, thank you," okay? 01:19:29.056 --> 01:19:31.139 I can't go. I can't do it. 01:19:31.183 --> 01:19:34.017 It's just like, why is everybody so in love 01:19:34.061 --> 01:19:37.350 and just so... just sure? 01:19:37.398 --> 01:19:38.980 Dude, they're not. 01:19:39.024 --> 01:19:40.669 What are you talk... What are you talking about? 01:19:40.693 --> 01:19:42.275 You have never had doubts about Amanda. 01:19:42.319 --> 01:19:43.730 Why would you say that? 01:19:43.779 --> 01:19:45.395 How do you know? 01:19:45.447 --> 01:19:47.008 Do you, like, watch us, like, all the time? 01:19:47.032 --> 01:19:48.218 Do you have a camera set up in our house? 01:19:48.242 --> 01:19:49.608 Jesus. 01:19:49.660 --> 01:19:51.572 I have doubts about Amanda all the time. 01:19:51.620 --> 01:19:53.407 We're not perfect. 01:19:53.455 --> 01:19:56.948 Me and Amanda getting married, we're just going for it. 01:19:57.001 --> 01:19:58.537 We don't know. 01:19:59.461 --> 01:20:01.168 So what's the point? 01:20:01.213 --> 01:20:02.213 Because it's fun. 01:20:02.214 --> 01:20:03.375 You know? 01:20:03.424 --> 01:20:05.791 It is. It's a really fun party. 01:20:05.843 --> 01:20:10.383 And it's nice to tell someone that you're in 01:20:10.431 --> 01:20:12.297 and to say it to their face 01:20:12.349 --> 01:20:14.466 in front of this room full of people. 01:20:15.894 --> 01:20:18.181 And it's nice to hear it back. 01:20:19.815 --> 01:20:22.307 Look, man, I love you. 01:20:22.359 --> 01:20:23.770 You're the best. 01:20:23.819 --> 01:20:26.402 But you're not that great. 01:20:26.447 --> 01:20:28.939 Right now you're kind of like that guy 01:20:28.991 --> 01:20:31.344 in an ice cream store who, like, samples every single flavor 01:20:31.368 --> 01:20:32.529 before he picks one. 01:20:32.578 --> 01:20:34.035 That guy sucks. 01:20:34.079 --> 01:20:36.947 But how can I know what's best, though? 01:20:36.999 --> 01:20:39.161 You won't. 01:20:43.339 --> 01:20:45.001 Shit. 01:20:45.049 --> 01:20:46.836 I fucked up. 01:20:48.510 --> 01:20:50.342 Yes, you did. 01:20:53.474 --> 01:20:55.966 And it's... it's not... 01:20:56.018 --> 01:20:57.245 it's not easy, you know, because... 01:20:57.269 --> 01:20:59.352 - Louder! - ...I'm the older brother 01:20:59.396 --> 01:21:01.433 and I don't even have a girlfriend. 01:21:01.482 --> 01:21:02.598 Louder! 01:21:25.005 --> 01:21:27.122 Ben. How are you? 01:21:27.174 --> 01:21:29.040 Hey, Mr. Ricciardi, how are you? 01:21:29.093 --> 01:21:30.880 I saw your dad yesterday. 01:21:30.928 --> 01:21:33.545 He said you might be looking for a new line of work. 01:21:33.597 --> 01:21:34.804 Is that true? 01:21:34.848 --> 01:21:36.464 Yeah, yeah. I don't really know. 01:21:36.517 --> 01:21:39.100 I really think you should consider the flavor business. 01:21:39.144 --> 01:21:40.976 We could use smart people like yourself. 01:21:41.021 --> 01:21:42.728 - Yeah. - Just yesterday, 01:21:42.773 --> 01:21:47.689 my associate perfected a new jalapeño pomegranate flavor. 01:21:47.736 --> 01:21:49.089 Have you ever heard of such a thing? 01:21:49.113 --> 01:21:50.695 No, no, no. I haven't. 01:21:50.739 --> 01:21:52.822 Hey, Mr. Ricciardi, have you seen Alice Mori today? 01:21:52.866 --> 01:21:57.110 No. We also found a way to make barbecue sprinkles. 01:21:57.162 --> 01:21:58.448 Not very good. 01:21:58.497 --> 01:21:59.658 - Ben? - Alice. 01:22:01.917 --> 01:22:03.829 - Nate. - Ben. 01:22:03.877 --> 01:22:05.709 How you doing, dude? 01:22:10.175 --> 01:22:11.711 I'm good. Yeah. 01:22:11.760 --> 01:22:13.877 - Harry Ricciardi. - Nate Lam. 01:22:14.930 --> 01:22:16.717 I thought you couldn't come to this one. 01:22:17.808 --> 01:22:21.142 Yeah. I, uh, moved my thing. 01:22:21.186 --> 01:22:25.806 Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find the missus. 01:22:28.110 --> 01:22:30.602 So those flowers for me, big guy? 01:22:30.654 --> 01:22:32.987 Oh. Uh, no. No. 01:22:33.031 --> 01:22:35.364 Th-They're... They're for, um... 01:22:35.409 --> 01:22:37.071 uh, they're... they're for her. 01:22:39.288 --> 01:22:40.495 Cartelli's stepmom? 01:22:40.539 --> 01:22:41.724 Yeah, she... she loves flowers. 01:22:41.748 --> 01:22:43.831 Here you go. 01:22:43.876 --> 01:22:45.162 All right. 01:22:45.210 --> 01:22:47.042 What... What's this? 01:23:02.311 --> 01:23:04.428 Oh-ho-ho-ho. 01:23:04.480 --> 01:23:06.813 Oh, take care. Come here, come here. 01:23:09.193 --> 01:23:13.733 Oh! Yes. This guy. King Ben. 01:23:13.780 --> 01:23:15.271 The B-Zone! 01:23:15.324 --> 01:23:17.361 Mm! Bensanity. 01:23:17.409 --> 01:23:18.866 Hey, Cartelli, how are you? 01:23:18.911 --> 01:23:21.073 I'm great, man. This is... 01:23:25.000 --> 01:23:27.162 Man, my little brother just got married. 01:23:27.211 --> 01:23:31.080 I mean, it is... Faah! It's the best. 01:23:37.012 --> 01:23:39.595 Do you think it'll ever happen for us? 01:23:41.308 --> 01:23:42.890 This? 01:23:45.354 --> 01:23:47.516 - I don't know. - I don't know, either. 01:23:51.485 --> 01:23:53.351 Is this crazy? You and me should go out 01:23:53.403 --> 01:23:54.735 one of these nights, you know? 01:23:54.780 --> 01:23:56.646 Because I need a wingman, you know? 01:23:56.698 --> 01:24:00.988 'Cause I haven't had sex in, like, six y... six years. 01:24:02.871 --> 01:24:04.237 Uh... 01:24:04.289 --> 01:24:06.076 Hi. 01:24:07.709 --> 01:24:09.075 Hey, Cartelli, I'll be right back. 01:24:09.127 --> 01:24:11.084 - Yeah. Yeah, man. - Yeah. 01:24:11.129 --> 01:24:14.042 Hey, I'm here for you whenever, so just hit me up. 01:24:14.091 --> 01:24:15.707 Throw up the Bat Signal! 01:24:21.640 --> 01:24:23.757 Let's go fucking party. 01:24:31.233 --> 01:24:32.690 Hey. 01:24:33.777 --> 01:24:35.393 Hey. 01:24:35.445 --> 01:24:36.902 Hi. 01:24:36.947 --> 01:24:39.564 Do you need to use the girls' room? 01:24:40.450 --> 01:24:42.112 No. 01:24:44.121 --> 01:24:46.033 Those flowers were for you, by the way. 01:24:46.081 --> 01:24:48.368 - Yeah. I know. - Yeah. 01:24:48.417 --> 01:24:49.908 I was surprised. 01:24:49.960 --> 01:24:52.168 I thought you didn't like the concept of flowers. 01:24:52.212 --> 01:24:53.953 Yeah, but I know you do. 01:24:56.049 --> 01:24:58.132 Uh, does he... does he know about me? 01:24:58.176 --> 01:24:59.883 - Yeah. - Huh. 01:24:59.928 --> 01:25:02.716 Mm. He doesn't love it. 01:25:02.764 --> 01:25:04.972 But, you know, the whole Shaina from accounting thing 01:25:05.017 --> 01:25:06.017 kind of cancels out. 01:25:06.059 --> 01:25:08.676 Right. Yeah. 01:25:08.729 --> 01:25:12.393 Um, hey, can I... can I say something? 01:25:12.441 --> 01:25:13.932 Uh, no. 01:25:13.984 --> 01:25:15.691 Just... I just need to say one thing, 01:25:15.736 --> 01:25:17.693 and I'll... I'll leave you alone, I swear. 01:25:17.738 --> 01:25:19.132 I really can't handle a big speech right now, Ben. 01:25:19.156 --> 01:25:21.739 It's not a big speech. 01:25:21.783 --> 01:25:24.275 It's a medium... medium speech. 01:25:25.412 --> 01:25:27.529 Alice, you were right. 01:25:27.581 --> 01:25:29.288 You were right about me. 01:25:30.709 --> 01:25:31.745 I'm an asshole. 01:25:33.629 --> 01:25:35.996 And you were right about these weddings. 01:25:36.048 --> 01:25:38.335 I-I can't do them on my own. It's impossible. 01:25:38.383 --> 01:25:39.464 It's 'cause you're lonely. 01:25:39.509 --> 01:25:42.252 No. It's because you're not there. 01:25:42.304 --> 01:25:46.173 You're not there to... to insult everything that I do. 01:25:46.224 --> 01:25:49.092 You're not there to make fun of groomsmen photos 01:25:49.144 --> 01:25:51.852 and... and... and vows and all the other bullshit. 01:25:53.690 --> 01:25:56.353 You're not there to order fish at a fucking diner. 01:25:58.111 --> 01:25:59.477 And the worst part about all this 01:25:59.529 --> 01:26:03.364 is that you're not there because I hurt you. 01:26:04.451 --> 01:26:07.194 I hurt the one person that never deserved it. 01:26:07.245 --> 01:26:09.703 And I pushed you away 01:26:09.748 --> 01:26:12.240 because I'm dumb and I'm selfish, 01:26:12.292 --> 01:26:15.660 and fuck me for being too late, but I love you, Alice. 01:26:19.216 --> 01:26:20.332 You love me? 01:26:20.384 --> 01:26:22.296 Of course. 01:26:24.763 --> 01:26:26.755 Ben, I really... 01:26:26.807 --> 01:26:28.048 Everything okay over here? 01:26:28.934 --> 01:26:30.345 Uh, yeah. 01:26:30.394 --> 01:26:33.307 Sorry. Nate, can we just get five minutes? 01:26:33.355 --> 01:26:36.439 Um, I should really go back inside. 01:26:37.984 --> 01:26:39.395 Bye, Ben. 01:26:55.836 --> 01:26:56.872 Alice? 01:26:56.920 --> 01:26:58.252 Ben! Help! 01:26:58.296 --> 01:26:59.912 Dad? What's wrong? 01:26:59.965 --> 01:27:01.547 I'm fucking high. 01:27:01.591 --> 01:27:04.004 Jesus. Where are you, Dad? 01:27:04.052 --> 01:27:05.133 Golf course! 01:27:05.178 --> 01:27:06.544 What? Golf course? 01:27:06.596 --> 01:27:08.588 It's so goddamn wet over here. 01:27:08.640 --> 01:27:09.801 I love you, Chuck. 01:27:09.850 --> 01:27:10.868 What are you doing at a golf course 01:27:10.892 --> 01:27:11.892 at 1:00 in the morning? 01:27:11.935 --> 01:27:12.935 Help me, Ben. 01:27:12.936 --> 01:27:14.802 Okay, okay. I'm coming. 01:27:14.855 --> 01:27:16.687 What the fuck? 01:27:23.488 --> 01:27:26.481 Ah! Ben. Thank God you're here. 01:27:26.533 --> 01:27:27.990 Dad, what the hell happened? 01:27:28.034 --> 01:27:29.491 It's a whole big thing, Ben. 01:27:29.536 --> 01:27:31.528 We ate all this acid, and we went nuts. 01:27:31.580 --> 01:27:33.196 Why? Why'd you do any of that? 01:27:33.248 --> 01:27:34.784 It's my bachelor party, Ben. 01:27:34.833 --> 01:27:36.995 It's his bachelor party, Ben. 01:27:37.043 --> 01:27:39.126 It's his bachelor party, Ben. 01:27:39.171 --> 01:27:41.834 Can I interest you gentlemen in a quick trip to the diner? 01:27:41.882 --> 01:27:43.919 - Yeah. - No, no. 01:27:43.967 --> 01:27:45.333 I'm dropping everyone off at home. 01:27:45.385 --> 01:27:47.752 - Aw. - Aw, Benjamin bummer. 01:27:47.804 --> 01:27:48.920 Bummer. 01:27:50.599 --> 01:27:52.135 Guys, where am I going? 01:27:52.184 --> 01:27:53.846 Drop them at Hanon's. 01:27:53.894 --> 01:27:55.726 You got it, man. You know where to go. 01:27:55.771 --> 01:27:57.979 - I-I don't know where to go. - Follow your heart. 01:27:58.023 --> 01:27:59.792 - I don't know where to go. - Just trust for one second. 01:27:59.816 --> 01:28:02.399 - Hanon. - Don't get into maps. 01:28:02.444 --> 01:28:04.481 And I need to hear from some expert... 01:28:04.529 --> 01:28:06.145 - Dad. - Just do it yourself. 01:28:06.198 --> 01:28:07.780 - Dad. - Yes. Do it yourself, Ben. 01:28:07.824 --> 01:28:10.362 - Do it yourself. - I'm doing this by myself. 01:28:10.410 --> 01:28:13.619 - Do it yourself. - Dad, what is Hanon's address? 01:28:13.663 --> 01:28:16.371 - Thanks, Ben. - You're the best. 01:28:16.416 --> 01:28:18.328 - Thank you. - Whoo! 01:28:18.376 --> 01:28:19.992 - No, this way. - Hey. Hey. Hey. 01:28:20.045 --> 01:28:21.147 - Follow the light. - Just... 01:28:21.171 --> 01:28:22.287 - Uh, here. - Come on, guys. 01:28:22.339 --> 01:28:23.524 Get in the house. Get in the house. 01:28:23.548 --> 01:28:24.755 Whew. 01:28:26.092 --> 01:28:28.129 Time to lie down. 01:28:28.178 --> 01:28:29.840 Dad, I'm... Dad, I'm driving. 01:28:29.888 --> 01:28:31.866 - Bad energy from the seat. - Okay, just... just... 01:28:31.890 --> 01:28:33.493 - I got to get back here. - Can you tuck... 01:28:33.517 --> 01:28:34.974 tuck back there? 01:28:36.770 --> 01:28:41.185 Ben, I'm so glad you're my best man. 01:28:41.233 --> 01:28:42.974 I'm not your best man, Dad. 01:28:43.026 --> 01:28:45.188 You're so cool. 01:28:45.237 --> 01:28:47.524 You are the best, man. 01:28:49.366 --> 01:28:51.198 Best man. 01:28:51.868 --> 01:28:54.576 Now I get why it's called that. 01:28:54.621 --> 01:28:56.704 Whew. 01:28:56.748 --> 01:28:58.910 I can't wait for your wife. 01:28:58.959 --> 01:29:00.200 Yeah, here we go. 01:29:00.252 --> 01:29:02.460 You think it's gonna be Alice? 01:29:03.755 --> 01:29:05.246 - No, Dad. - Why? 01:29:05.298 --> 01:29:07.335 She's so wacky. 01:29:07.384 --> 01:29:09.171 We broke up. 01:29:09.219 --> 01:29:11.381 Oh, no. That's too bad. 01:29:12.889 --> 01:29:15.927 - Hey. Hey, Ben. - Yeah. 01:29:15.976 --> 01:29:17.763 - Ben. - Yeah, Dad. 01:29:19.437 --> 01:29:21.520 Do you hate Gina? 01:29:21.565 --> 01:29:23.522 - No. No, Dad. - Tell me the fucking truth. 01:29:23.567 --> 01:29:25.183 - Do you hate Gina? - I don't hate Gina. 01:29:25.235 --> 01:29:27.568 Then why are you so mad about us? 01:29:28.738 --> 01:29:30.900 I'm not mad, Dad. I just... 01:29:32.158 --> 01:29:35.617 Dad, you're a little bit hard to root for sometimes. 01:29:37.497 --> 01:29:41.411 When you and Mom split, it really messed me up. 01:29:41.459 --> 01:29:43.354 And I just decided I didn't want to be like you guys. 01:29:43.378 --> 01:29:44.869 I just wanted to find the one 01:29:44.921 --> 01:29:48.255 and... and hang on to her forever. 01:29:49.843 --> 01:29:51.880 And now I'm completely alone. 01:29:51.928 --> 01:29:54.011 So... 01:29:54.055 --> 01:29:56.672 And you're just moving on to your next family. 01:29:56.725 --> 01:29:58.091 Ben. 01:29:58.143 --> 01:30:01.102 I'm sorry that your mother and I splitting up 01:30:01.146 --> 01:30:03.308 hurt you so much. 01:30:03.356 --> 01:30:05.598 What she and I had was great. 01:30:06.484 --> 01:30:08.225 I'd be nothing if I hadn't met her, 01:30:08.278 --> 01:30:10.144 and I wouldn't have you. 01:30:11.531 --> 01:30:12.738 And, buddy... 01:30:14.367 --> 01:30:18.452 ...as long as I'm alive, you will never be alone. 01:30:25.545 --> 01:30:27.127 Hey, Ben? 01:30:27.172 --> 01:30:28.754 Yeah, Dad. 01:30:28.798 --> 01:30:30.915 Can we do drive-through? 01:30:30.967 --> 01:30:33.254 Sure. Is there somewhere you want to go? 01:30:33.303 --> 01:30:34.760 Zapburger. 01:30:35.805 --> 01:30:38.388 Where is... What... What is Zapburger? 01:30:38.433 --> 01:30:43.599 They get a patty made with organic soy meat, 01:30:43.647 --> 01:30:45.764 and they cook it with lasers. 01:30:47.233 --> 01:30:49.145 It's a perfect burger. 01:30:50.570 --> 01:30:52.106 Okay, Dad. 01:30:54.824 --> 01:30:57.862 Don't take the freeway. Take surface streets. 01:31:00.956 --> 01:31:03.073 Holy shit. 01:31:05.502 --> 01:31:06.709 Hey, everyone. 01:31:06.753 --> 01:31:08.494 Thanks for coming. 01:31:08.546 --> 01:31:10.333 I'm Ben, 01:31:10.382 --> 01:31:13.420 and most of you here probably know me as Chuck's son. 01:31:13.468 --> 01:31:15.460 And if you're wondering why I'm up here 01:31:15.512 --> 01:31:19.096 giving his best man speech, so am I. 01:31:21.977 --> 01:31:26.597 Truth is, I put up a pretty big stink 01:31:26.648 --> 01:31:27.980 about all this. 01:31:28.024 --> 01:31:30.858 I-I just didn't want to do it. 01:31:31.861 --> 01:31:35.901 To me, a third marriage was ill-advised. 01:31:35.949 --> 01:31:39.113 I mean, hell, even a second one was hard to swallow. 01:31:40.870 --> 01:31:44.580 But also, I just didn't get it. 01:31:44.624 --> 01:31:45.910 - Ah. - Thank you. 01:31:45.959 --> 01:31:48.167 I believed in things like fate 01:31:48.211 --> 01:31:49.747 and love at first sight, 01:31:49.796 --> 01:31:51.537 that once you found the one... 01:31:51.589 --> 01:31:53.080 Yay. 01:31:53.133 --> 01:31:54.715 ...that was the ballgame. 01:31:54.759 --> 01:31:56.250 Chuck. 01:31:56.302 --> 01:31:59.136 But the truth is, 01:31:59.180 --> 01:32:02.639 if you spend your whole life looking for perfect... 01:32:07.105 --> 01:32:09.062 ...you wind up with nothing. 01:32:16.698 --> 01:32:19.782 See, there are many innings to this ballgame. 01:32:20.577 --> 01:32:23.285 And I don't think love is about chance run-ins 01:32:23.329 --> 01:32:24.329 or cute accidents. 01:32:25.623 --> 01:32:27.865 It's simpler than that. 01:32:27.917 --> 01:32:32.002 It's about finding someone you want to hang out with 01:32:32.047 --> 01:32:35.165 as long as humanly possible and just... 01:32:37.510 --> 01:32:39.467 ...just trying not to screw it up. 01:32:43.266 --> 01:32:45.132 Keep going. 01:32:46.853 --> 01:32:48.389 But you will mess up. 01:32:50.815 --> 01:32:54.274 No matter how hard you try, you'll get in your own way. 01:32:58.323 --> 01:33:00.781 But if you can learn from your mistakes... 01:33:03.411 --> 01:33:06.654 You know you don't deserve a second chance, right? 01:33:06.706 --> 01:33:08.163 Oh, yeah. 01:33:10.210 --> 01:33:11.997 ...you might just build something... 01:33:14.964 --> 01:33:16.125 ...even better. 01:33:17.634 --> 01:33:19.466 So I'd like to raise a glass. 01:33:21.429 --> 01:33:26.515 Gina, Dad, congratulations. 01:33:35.693 --> 01:33:37.525 - You, get in here. - Yeah. 01:33:37.570 --> 01:33:38.981 Come on, come on, come on. 01:33:39.030 --> 01:33:41.943 - Hoo. - All right. I'm in. I'm in. 01:33:45.787 --> 01:33:48.530 Oh, my God. I have heard so much about you. 01:34:00.635 --> 01:34:02.046 That's it? 01:34:02.095 --> 01:34:04.178 What do you... What do you mean, that's it? 01:34:04.222 --> 01:34:06.430 You cannot shout out your dad's divorces. 01:34:06.474 --> 01:34:08.386 That's insane. Gina's gonna kill you. 01:34:08.434 --> 01:34:09.595 I'm just trying to be honest. 01:34:09.644 --> 01:34:11.101 Then be honest. 01:34:11.146 --> 01:34:13.138 Say, "I learned about love 01:34:13.189 --> 01:34:16.978 after I hurt Alice and then came crawling back." 01:34:17.026 --> 01:34:19.109 I did not come crawling back to you. 01:34:19.154 --> 01:34:22.943 Oh, you fucking crawled. You crawled, Benjamin. 01:34:22.991 --> 01:34:24.573 If anything, you crawled back. 01:34:24.617 --> 01:34:26.609 Don't you fucking dare. 01:34:26.661 --> 01:34:28.472 You did. You literally waited for me to come home, 01:34:28.496 --> 01:34:29.907 and then you kissed me real good. 01:34:29.956 --> 01:34:31.743 That's not how I remember it. 01:34:31.791 --> 01:34:33.477 Alice, are you actually gonna help me with this speech? 01:34:33.501 --> 01:34:34.979 Yes. Okay, Ben. Why don't you end it 01:34:35.003 --> 01:34:36.710 with "boom-shakalaka"? 01:34:36.754 --> 01:34:38.541 Hell, yes. 01:34:38.590 --> 01:34:40.297 I didn't expect that! 01:35:06.326 --> 01:35:08.909 ♪ What you want ♪ 01:35:08.953 --> 01:35:15.166 ♪ Is just outside your reach ♪ 01:35:15.210 --> 01:35:17.543 ♪ You keep on searchin' ♪ 01:35:18.755 --> 01:35:21.839 ♪ You're walking down ♪ 01:35:21.883 --> 01:35:28.005 ♪ That Pensacola beach ♪ 01:35:28.056 --> 01:35:30.639 ♪ You keep repeatin' ♪ 01:35:32.310 --> 01:35:39.149 ♪ While you're waiting for that sound ♪ 01:35:39.192 --> 01:35:45.610 ♪ Apparatus to the ground ♪ 01:35:45.657 --> 01:35:51.745 ♪ You're stealin' from the lost and found ♪ 01:35:51.788 --> 01:35:53.495 ♪ What you find ♪ 01:35:54.457 --> 01:35:57.325 ♪ Ain't what you had in mind ♪ 01:36:12.141 --> 01:36:15.350 ♪ Until you find ♪ 01:36:15.395 --> 01:36:21.767 ♪ Your Rolex in the sand ♪ 01:36:21.818 --> 01:36:24.731 ♪ You won't be stopping ♪ 01:36:25.613 --> 01:36:30.449 ♪ Until that solid gold ♪ 01:36:30.493 --> 01:36:33.986 ♪ Is in your hand ♪ 01:36:35.206 --> 01:36:39.200 ♪ You'll be happy ♪ 01:36:39.252 --> 01:36:45.624 ♪ Call your office on the phone ♪ 01:36:45.675 --> 01:36:52.423 ♪ And say you won't be coming home ♪ 01:36:52.473 --> 01:36:54.760 ♪ You've found your ♪ 01:36:55.727 --> 01:36:59.220 ♪ Vacation zone ♪ 01:36:59.272 --> 01:37:01.389 ♪ Oh ♪ 01:37:04.610 --> 01:37:07.694 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪